Minecraft, But If I Touch Grass, I Explode

I died 54 times for this video
if for some reason you want to experience hell too, here's the link, It'll only work as a plugin to a 1.16.1 Minecraft server client: www.spigotmc.org/resources/wa...
my twitter: bit.ly/2kDc2Uj
discord: / discord

[@lonemadphantom]

the guy that coded this be like: "Only grass blocks? Pfft. Where's the fun in that?"

[@frederickfoo2573]

He probably used a command which is /execute @p ~ ~ ~ summon tnt on a repeat command block

[@saladman3915]

Command Block 1
Repeat, Always Active
execute @a[name=username] ~~~ testforblock ~~-1~ grass
Command Block 2
Chain(connected to command block 1), needs redstone
summon tnt ~~~

[@frederickfoo2573]

@@saladman3915 how to be you lol

[@gaby8706]

bro just do execute @a[tag or name] ~~~ detect ~~-1~ grass 0 summon tnt

[@laurinneff4304]

@@saladman3915 Wrong. The chain command block needs always active on, be set to conditional, and the command needs to be run as the player too

[@densylek8779]

"A block can't hurt you." - 50% of the world.

[@solidhutyr1815]

I read this as " A black can't hurt you"

[@coolestdino]

@@solidhutyr1815 LMAO XD

[@yuyukosfaithfulservant]

@@solidhutyr1815 well tht is true

[@213riteshvig2]

Magma block

[@213riteshvig2]

But it is true since not a lot of people actually know about these blocks

[@EpicGamer_SansheeFreddy]

For anyone who’s curious, the blocks that spawn TNT are grass, ores, granite, diorite, gravel, and obsidian.

[@michealmalloy1934]

And gravel for some reason

[@Fifasher2K]

Granite, diorite and andesite technically the ores.

[@_sphnx]

Not andesite

[@justkittensbeingkittens5892]

What about making a path with a shovel

[@baconlettucepotato3726]

me and my friend tried to beat the game with this plugin and we discovered the hard way that soul sand also explodes! we thought it was fine becaude we had oreviously stepped on soul SOIL and it didn't explode and we ended up losing everything.

[@yeet2787]

1:40 Fun Fact: That's exactly what lava does, all the water in your body literally turns to steam you explode, another fun fact, you don't sink into lava, its denser than you so if you fell into lava you'd just bounce then explode!

[@chrono9503]

Wow what a fun fact

[@mr_pigman1013]

ho- how d- do you know thi- this?

[@chrono9503]

@@mr_pigman1013 personal experience

[@nighttaco10blooperton8]

Huh, fascinating.

[@PepsiDogreal]

You wouldn't bounce you'd slowly just sink from your weight

[@capriantudor6899]

Fun fact, if you take a shot everytime he dies, you will get alcohol poisoning

[@galactic-hamster7043]

Imma need proof

[@xgood9533]

i tried it and now i am typing from hospital

[@_eko_ill.1779]

Source?

[@-moon-266]

*drinks a shot of water*

[@channelantenarecorder4820]

@Wynter Smith *takes shot of mustard and vinega*

[@TazVibez]

"If i touch grass i explode" turned into "if i touch half the game i die"

[@soupytoast3767]

alternate title: "if i stop being a degenerate, I explode"

[@stevenre4250]

998 likes and 3 replies lol

[@veronicegomes8566]

@@stevenre4250 1400 and 4 replies

[@23dawngb]

Facts lol

[@Jeep_Stuff]

@@veronicegomes8566 6 replies*

[@SaulsSodor]

Cow: *walks on grass*
Boffy: hmm tastes like disrespect

[@ivoryas1696]

6:20
And they wonder why us gamers don't touch grass 😤

[@plantimations1232]

“Have you ever died so much that you don’t fear death?”
Me, with keep inventory:
“It wasn’t the dying”

[@foldedx2]

Imagine playing with keep inventory, coward

[@plantimations1232]

@canned 9's
Well, Minecraft’s supposed to be fun, not hard, so I use keep inventory to keep my building blocks. I played Minecraft without keep inventory, but I lost all my resources for building and wasn’t able to complete my house, which wasn’t very fun, and Minecraft exists so it can be fun.

[@cmarley314]

Tada! The difference between fun and satisfaction, which are not always mutually exclusive of course.

[@itzcomplicated7708]

lmao I feel that 😂

[@cmcphotography1]

@@foldedx2 Let em play the way they want

[@ianbolo930]

When he didn't realize that if he made a shovel, he would have never had to walk on grass

[@ianbolo930]

@BOT_NADE No, it makes it a different block when you right click.

[@DioBrando-jw6cw]

you mean that curved thing? I dont think a shovel does that

[@ianbolo930]

@@DioBrando-jw6cw It does. Check.

[@DioBrando-jw6cw]

@@ianbolo930 I dont have Minecraft, thats why I'm watching it on TH-cam.

[@ianbolo930]

@@DioBrando-jw6cw I am telling you. It works. I wouldn't have commented if I didn't know it worked.

[@WartyGD]

5:50 "🧊"

[@sexcy420]

This brings Touching grass to a whole different level

[@raymondhepner4365]

Davy Jones: “I can only step onto dry land once every ten years.”
Captain Jack Sparrow: “So what happens if you break that rule?”
Davy Jones:

[@invictus3822]

I like pirates of the Caribbean

[@johnnyjoestar9569]

Your pfp gives me ptsd
(Not actually but nvm-)

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

Yasuho Hirose GOODBYE JOJO

[@johnnyjoestar9569]

Stefan Ostojic I mean my profile is the Jobro from part 8

[@ultrayt197]

Raymond Hepner lol

[@theonikoo]

Boffy: "I died 54 times for this video"
Me: "wow, thats suprisingly low"

[@harshtarsier2909]

“That’s insultingly low.”

[@futakuchi-onna3412]

Surprisingly very low if you play touhou

[@suleyman9199]

@@mlgbunnyiscool6049
Ey Socks

[@0Yvonne0]

"rookie numbers"

[@merryhappy5232]

“Distinct lack of ZEROS!”

[@kongothelilboss5104]

"I'm using saplings to cook my iron im so poor" -boffy
Me: very inspirational 😃

[@ToasterAviation]

why was that way more fun to watch than it actually had to be

[@HNNLUND]

"I'm not going to die of some stupid block" *dies to a stupid block*

[@livefortheafternoon]

e

[@dhtfun4880]

th-cam.com/video/C0StR0uTvds/w-d-xo.html

[@zildjian2381]

@@dhtfun4880 th-cam.com/video/NvgYhf2LnVI/w-d-xo.html a link but its actually good

[@lyricmonster9461]

XD

[@iPlayMC]

Rip

[@snookyzun6158]

This is all coder's fault, he only asked for grass block and that guy made this hell

[@pyro1438]

the worst part is that he paid for this pile of crap

[@CrazedKasaJizo]

At least it makes for good content

[@justseffstuff3308]

Yeah, even another set of replies to a TH-cam comment made a command that did better than that clown...

[@snookyzun6158]

@@CrazedKasaJizo Yee I guess it spices it up

[@slashsash2429]

@@CrazedKasaJizo its so easy to code this in, it shouldnt even be paid

[@CartersStudioReal]

Don’t know how it’s a challenge? Discord mods have this “challenge” everyday.

[@sigurno_e_taka]

9:08
Gave 16 [Oak Log] to BoffyYT
Gave 44 [Cobblestone] to BoffyYT
Gave 9 [Stick] to BoffyYT

[@SlavicDedede]

Honestly, that needs to be recoded. Only grass should set it off, not every other block.

[@axerity9212]

im pretty sure all you need is this execute at @p as @p run execute if block ~ ~-1 ~ minecraft:grass_block run summon minecraft:tnt ~ ~ ~ {Fuse:80} repeat command block and always powered
edit: thanks for all the likes but my comment has a bit of flaws as cupapi the guy said, so im here to fix it
execute at @a as @s run execute if block ~ ~-.001 ~ minecraft:grass_block run summon minecraft:tnt ~ ~ ~ {Fuse:80}
if you want to add extra blocks then make another command block and change the "minecraft:grass_block" into the block of your choice
also if you want to make it so the tnt explodes faster then change the fuse then every adding 20 will add one second. 100 fuse is 5 seconds, 0 fuse is 0 seconds, 35 fuse is 1.75 seconds, ect. if you want it to spawn more tnt when you touch grass then you can change the "~ ~-.001 ~" to "~ ~-0.35 ~", sorry if its confusing just trying to help the people who want to try it themselves
also if you want the command block just in case you dont know its give @p minecraft:command_block

[@DazzlingPotatoes]

@@axerity9212 wtf. Sounds complicated

[@axerity9212]

@@alwan8872 well to make it simpler heres what its saying: run this command AS the nearest player (@p) and AT the nearest player, run this command if the block below the nearest players location IS a grassblock and if it is, summon tnt

[@CupapiTG]

@@axerity9212 Well, if it's ~ ~-1 ~, then if you're in a block of water, and you have grass right below said block of water, you'll still blow up even if you're floating in the water, or if you're not even touching it.
Tl;dr: It'll spawn TNT on you if it's 1 block or less below you. You don't need to touch it.
The better command is:
execute as @a at @s if block ~ ~-0.35 ~ minecraft:grass_block run summon minecraft:tnt ~ ~ ~ {Fuse:80}
Command Block: Repeat.
Needs Redstone so you can turn it off easier with a lever.
It's -0.35 because that number will make the command block check it barely inside the block, so you'll have to be way closer to it, not just a block or less above it.
Your command was:
"execute at @p as @p if block ~ ~-1 ~ minecraft:grass_block run summon minecraft:tnt{Fuse:80}" With Repeat Command Block and Always Active.
Which had a couple of things wrong with it. You're executing it AT the nearest player AS the nearest player. A better way to do it is executing it AS all the players, but AT themselves. You also forgot that the TNT needed it's coordinates first, then the NBT thingy. The "Always Active" part is optional and isn't really too important.
Sorry if it's wrong, I typed this from memory, so please take this with a grain of salt.

[@teslo8020]

and he payed someone to do that

[@player1letsplay429]

"When killer queen gets giant trigger button in minecraft"

[@flying_g0rilla69]

LMAO

[@pixel3152]

KILLERA QUEEN BITES ZA DUSTO!!

[@just_golden1085]

Killer queen already touched that grass.

[@fadetoblackened4407]

Grandma With A Inhaler the only good killer queen

[@muhammadfajarakbardarmawan3526]

ZA WARUDO

[@prussianguy4183]

Boffy: “This spawn hole is so big!”
2b2t: *Are you sure about that*

[@meable3763]

Boffy: I don't even wanna kill anything this episode
Boffy 60 seconds later: *operation get revenge on the cow for doing absolutely nothing is ago*

[@7rkdn427]

Boffy: "I don't even want to kill things this time."
2 minutes later
Boffy: *plotting to murder a cow*

[@gabrieljose8134]

*profesionals have standarts*

[@joshuabohn9429]

Insanity is one hell of a drug

[@itzslayr1435]

6:16 funniest thing I’ve heard

[@jellyburrito7808]

666 LIKES UR A DEMON

[@gianlucacarimando1193]

I made 1k likes! Yay!

[@duck5235]

“But then again TH-cam is paying me to get tortured so it’s fine.”

[@livefortheafternoon]

e

[@duck5235]

E

[@hi-zb1si]

E

[@cristinaelena9401]

E

[@window4799]

G

[@Muffin_1645]

9:14 I love how during the compilation of him dying you can see the crater get bigger XD

[@BlighterProductions]

Imagine Boffy playing RLCraft like this. That would be the ultimate torture.

[@madkirk7431]

13:22
*"BoffyYT was blown up by S P I D E R"*
Even the game went insane.

[@thealchemistking4063]

Ah yes
Detonating arachnids

[@esalvador4197]

@@thealchemistking4063 killer queen requiem

[@Egg-so1fw]

If you punch a mob and you blow yourself up quick enough you can make it say you were blown up by any mob you want.

[@sancheetos7860]

@uwau ???

[@sancheetos7860]

@uwau ohhhhhh, I misunderstood

[@adriancarrillo2026]

"Look at that smug cow, walking on the grass, not blowing up."

[@gaeeee820]

That fact that i read this the moment he said it

[@thedivinedungeonborn234]

*want to die cow*

[@purepangea17]

Thailand moment

[@onscreen933]

@@gaeeee820 same

[@Okay715]

@@onscreen933 :0 your gay

[@ThomasBolle_]

14:12
"if i were my stuff where would i be?" had me dying

[@theonlybigmorg]

the first and best video I ever saw from him. I'll miss you mate.

[@user-qy8nv1sd7k]

what every discord mod thinks will happen when they touch grass:

[@rexyjp1237]

Pablo and lester

[@cosmicklampzy1222]

@@rexyjp1237 who?

[@jokitheboki]

@@rexyjp1237 who?

[@keereq8180]

@@rexyjp1237 yeah bro

[@Buggy-sc6un]

6:16

[@avadelacruz4645]

SOMETHINGS WRONG HE'S CONSITENTLY POSTING AND IM SCARED

[@michellecarroll3156]

agreed

[@rave_editz272]

Coincidentally*

[@bootyannihilator4931]

he said he is trying to post consistently now :)

[@-s0ggy-]

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES YES YES YES. YES YES YES. YESBYES YES. YES YES. YES. YES. YES. YES YES. YES YES. YES

[@soggysocks809]

Me 2

[@cool-vd8xt]

2:15 "I hired someone to code me for this"

[@DomDOTgaming]

I love the smell of burning graphics cards in the morning.

[@r.k.1355]

"I'm just trying to live a peaceful life"
**explosions**
Kira:

[@x_xbabo8537]

Lol

[@Melin11]

Underrated 😂💪🏻

[@AcediaIX]

*Killer Queen has already touched the grass*
*Kira Queen, Bites za dusto*

[@NmberSevnty]

R. K. I love jojo

[@thewaterleaf7929]

@@NmberSevnty same

[@peter_pumpkin_eater6964]

"Killer Queen has already touched that grass."

[@ahumanthatknowspeople2967]

He just wanted to live a peaceful life

[@stringhead9481]

Killer Queen! Turn that granite block into a bomb!
(Original line: "Killer Queen! Turn that air bubble into a bomb!")

[@rishi_1003]

My name is Kira Yoshikage

[@zentilian5661]

Oh no

[@turanball2999]

@@cheemsora2059 uh what

[@nejakybobek]

The life of a discord mod

[@pigeoncat3786]

"I'm like Santa, but instead of dropping presents behind me, I drop death."- Boffy, 2020 (also probably the official serial killer motto)

[@DracoHub]

If I ever become one I will use this on my kidnapped victims

[@kingofstuff1732]

“It’s like the floor is lava but instead the floor blows you up”
-Boffy

[@HoneycombTheywontletmeputjusto]

Lava kind of blows you up

[@squawkietalkie56]

lava vaporizes all the water in your body the moment you touch it, so yeah it blows you up

[@rayanrahmani9838]

squawkie talkie But you wouldn’t blow up in lava bc it would burn through your skin before the pressure got high enough

[@Cool-Kid-ry3mh]

I read this as he said it

[@cody3504]

"When I touch the grass it will spawn a METRIC TON of TNT"
*3 seconds later*
"That is a lot more than I thought it would be"

[@benimustheanonymous722]

>go out to touch some grass
>touch grass
>explode
>dies

[@leighluvslavender1101]

he's posting like a normal youtuber, i'm terrified

[@theal5529]

Same 0-0

[@astuffedalpaca5365]

as you should be

[@aidenv6537]

Everyday we stray farther from technoblade.

[@hollymatters]

O.o

[@IAmAHuman000]

I post every other day

[@alexinisiapa]

You sound like technoblade with more depression and less will to live.

[@Noobolon]

Ah yes, MedievalArrow the Chicken

[@TNGYun]

This is similar to his TNT video too. Are they not long lost brothers or what?

[@TekkzFooty10]

Actually technoblade sounds pretty depressed

[@jewpac8034]

With a touch of Morgan freeman

[@bibfipples4552]

He sounds like Asianhalfsquat hit puberty

[@NaudVanDalen]

Boffy: makes wooden axe even though he has stone.

[@zacharytgmredsun]

As a gamer who never leaves his house, this gamemode is just real life

[@shock226]

How our parents explained how they got to school:

[@SpinexF7]

Underrated comment

[@alienxotic5028]

Lmao

[@flexo2796]

@@SpinexF7 bro i'm at your door 2:00

[@fruity9465]

Grandparents

[@Paattel]

My parents told me that they had to walk 20 days to get to school bruh

[@sario8732]

The fact that I can hear him slam his fists into his desk with anger makes me very happy
Edit: I hear people are calling me a sadist/masochist. I am, sometimes. I just love to watch people rage and suffer. Btw thanks for the likes.

[@thedogemaster2020]

reminded me of Sr. Pelo lmao

[@___d311]

Fuckin sadist
(See this is funny because I myself am a huge sadist, sexually and humor wise)

[@cats.anddog3630]

Thats probably what the people on his servers did 😂

[@overlordemu7765]

This is lovely

[@pkdablu6054]

Time plz

[@King_Gaming454]

goes outside and thinks hes in the game starts losing his mind. Him "its worth it for the content."

[@JuliusGuruJG]

"Go touch some grass" they said...

[@dead6187]

Is he ok? I’m worried about him. He’s doing this thing called consistently uploading.

[@vucko9201]

Shh....

[@rebeccagoosen1920]

tEps let’s just ignore it, watch the vids and eventually he’ll realize

[@gaetaned.8995]

What is it?

[@vucko9201]

@@gaetaned.8995 dragons?

[@TakenShuken]

It’s just a phase

[@gleb9640]

Boffy: I’m not even trying to torture anything I just want to start a family
Me: oh good
Also boffy: look what I have stumbled upon... it would be *horrible* if something were to happen to this village.

[@tuxo7092]

Chuck E Cheese

[@gleb9640]

Hey don’t go around making fun of my kind

[@nosaddi4149]

That’s after he went crazy

[@imabadbitch6898]

@@gleb9640 that was funny

[@iana4759]

8:50 he knows how to god bridge

[@Horhaywastaken]

5:49 "ICE!"

[@H1PP1E88]

"I'm like santa, but instead of dropping presents, I drop death."
*well santa is an anagram of satan*

[@annonimusanynimus225]

what christmas item is an anagram of pentagram hell and minecraft
U_U

[@mcplumpkin6191]

@@annonimusanynimus225 pntfellgraim

[@annonimusanynimus225]

@@mcplumpkin6191 nice

[@writingcoolstuff]

Fan of the Odd1stout?

[@r3apergamer539]

arabic santa

[@thisisarobbery2148]

“I just need to survive the first five seconds.”
**proceeds to die within one second**

[@crazymartin526]

Speedrun

[@-_Pluto-the-planet_-]

As a discord mod, i see this as an absolute win

[@matix-4622]

6:56
My gf when I pull my pants off

[@zmeete2565]

I like hearing the sound of his keyboard, you can really hear the emotion in his clicks when something happens

[@thatsalittleg8471]

I hate the sound but its funny when you hear the "CLICK CLICK" but also the "click click"🌝

[@zenithchan1646]

@@thatsalittleg8471 AND I ALSO LOVE the one THAT *_“Click click Tick”_*

[@goldenjordan6195]

Like 420

[@citrus3s]

I love how I didn’t even notice till I saw this comment

[@SuperDeinVadda]

I bet it's a razer keyboard with razers green switches.

[@Pesci-kc9df]

Hey everyone just wanted to address that you can do this in real life but it costs a bit. You just order something called a land mine. Also, you get a free trip to a hotel called the hospital! Fun right?
Hey everyone again just wanted to address that they only give it free in America if you use an AK47 while playing. I noticed a lot were confused about it in the comments. If you don’t have have an AK47 use insurance, the cost goes Down 1.2 percent 👌🤗😊 bye 👋

[@andre8566]

Thanks! I played it with my brother and I won!

[@livefortheafternoon]

e

[@matthew3363]

ashley h

[@sweatywhenneeded8375]

I thought you where talking about real TNT or dianamite

[@B4rt_1]

Ya I got the best score, NO LEGS!

[@bellecardinal3717]

POV: someone says touch grass but you’re a gamer

[@SleepDeprivationStudios28]

"at least stone doesn't blow me up" *immediately blows up*

[@jewelfyrenation]

"Maybe I can get to a grassless biome"
"I'll be a desert hermit"
"Oh! A snow biome! Maybe I can get over there!"
"I can get a horse!"
*Doesn't remember to try any of this stuff*

[@baconlettucepotato3726]

imagine watching your grown ass neighbor walking outside, avoiding the grass while saying "wait, I can't walk there, tnt will spawn"
I'd probably call moving services right away

[@__8120]

Well I mean he's 15

[@ArtisanAsteroid]

@@__8120 I just started seeing his vids so I didn’t know that.

[@angie_9827]

lol-

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@__8120 Ya but he looks about 30

[@thewafflemonarch2703]

@@angie_9827 and talks

[@n0tzyx]

This brings “Go Touch Grass” To a whole new level

[@thegamerator10]

"I'm just trying to live a peaceful life here."
Considering everything blows up, would you say you're... trying to live a quiet life?

[@Greenguy60]

Anyone else find it kinda shitty that he paid someone to code this for him and the code didn’t even work right?

[@astuffedalpaca5365]

Out of curiosity, what do you mean “it didn’t work right”?

[@chemist97ful30]

Yeah even more if you consider the fact that you can get the same effect with just one line of command block that checks what block you are standing on an than running a summon tnt, you can see that the guy has done the block check wrong as it triggers even if he is suspendend less than one block above grass (not even mentioning the wrong blocks it triggers on)

[@travisjohnson9870]

GloryTheGlorious And AshleyTheAwesome grass was supposed to be the only block that spawned tnt. Granite and Diorite also spawned tnt, which I don’t think was supposed to happen

[@___d311]

Travis Johnson And iron and coal

[@Greenguy60]

GloryTheGlorious And AshleyTheAwesome the mod was supposed to only be for grass. But granite, diorite, ores, and obsidian also triggered the tnt

[@hellothere-bo7bn]

“Once you enter the pit, you can never leave”
finally got a taste of his own medicine

[@netraphim7132]

*pit cows*

[@dontmindme2267]

Help me, I CAN’T BREATHE
Why do I find this so funny

[@zer0rebel4]

Pit cows

[@TailGreat]

xD

[@themourningdovechannel7843]

Revenge of the cows

[@MiMi-py3fq]

Cow: *exists*
Boffy: *and I took that personally*

[@PieguyJellyface]

the title is the life of a average discord mod

[@justyouraveragegamer8733]

Alternate title: boffy tortures himself for 15 minutes

[@icantthinkstraight8853]

I’m subscribing to you

[@dorkhydrogen]

No that should be his channel name

[@TurtlesTM]

isn’t that, like, all his videos?

[@mistrmeme9228]

Isn’t that what he always does?

[@redarrowish6567]

I keep seeing you around.

[@sirenity8661]

Boffy’s soul was harmed in the making of this video.

[@sirenity8661]

1:59 That scream though

[@ivoryas1696]

Lol, it feels like the only time he emotes is under moments of extreme stress or surprise.

[@oreoyt2008]

2:09 I CAN'T x'DDDDDDDDDDDD This is so perfect x'DDDDDDDDDDD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheRenegade...]

"I went outside to take a break, saw the grass and thought, 'oh, wait, I can't go there TNT will spawn"
RIP Boffy, 2005-2020. Died after stepping on grass in real life.

[@masterdoge987]

Renegade 2005

[@TheRenegade...]

@@masterdoge987 @Aya / Ray
Oh wow, really?

[@nerdnweeb7126]

"Irrational fear of outdoors"
Sounds like most antisocial (or asocial) people.

[@spookykidbunny]

you mean asocial, not antisocial

[@potatofarmer9488]

yeah thats me

[@nerdnweeb7126]

@@spookykidbunny Oooh, is that the correct term or are you pulling my leg- I can't tell-

[@spookykidbunny]

Nerd N Weeb oh antisocial is like an aggressive form of asocial. asocial just means you’re afraid or weary of others

[@nerdnweeb7126]

@@spookykidbunny OH.

[@Mr.FishieGaming]

Boffy: Exists
Random blocks: THEN PERISH

[@IAmTheEg7]

So in other words, this is what would happen if Michael Bay created Minecraft instead of Notch.

[@Ms.FortuneTeller]

"I'm like Santa, but, instead of dropping presents behind me, I drop death."
*What's the difference?*

[@vladiiidracula235]

For some death would be a good present

[@ti6414]

90’s toys be like

[@hamdaan5925]

good point...lol

[@goldenfreddy435]

Hey dee dee

[@Ms.FortuneTeller]

@@goldenfreddy435 Greetings, Master. I'm gonna add a new problem to HIS night now.

[@TheCoolStyle]

He’s a walking tnt dispenser.

[@VarguilSchwarz]

This is why I don't go outside.

[@jennydeng593]

13:23 “BoffyYT was blown up by spider” ummmm ok

[@s3fen]

Killer queen already touched that spider

[@hellothere-bo7bn]

that’s what i thought wtf

[@helpmeplx1739]

@@s3fen SHEER HEART ATTACK with legs

[@ashii_ii]

@Drouked plays aut Creeper Queen: Mine za dusto

[@helpmeplx1739]

@@ashii_ii actually the canon name is creeper queen

[@thefoxhermit]

11:03
"Wow. That worked pretty well!"
Iron ore hiding in the corner: "My main goal is to blow up"

[@1slimeyfella.]

And act like ion know nobody

[@pixelgamelvr]

HAHAHA-

[@leef8433]

1:59 *tortured Yoda noises*

[@Aka.Sacchan]

Now people can't tell you to go touch grass, because if they do then it'll be like saying "go die"

[@maxellpow123]

"BoffyYT was blown up by a spider" 13:22
Yes.
"BoffyYT was blown up by a skeleton" 14:58
Yes, again.

[@AnAnt5]

lol

[@tearful231pluto4]

"BoffyYT was blown up by a Unicorn"

[@crawlermutantnvzr2076]

BoffyYT was blown up by your big happy grandpappy

[@WutDaHeill167]

@@crawlermutantnvzr2076 shut

[@you-ki8fd]

@@crawlermutantnvzr2076 boffyYT was blown up by the milk your father wasn't able to get

[@-iiixiii--identity-5921]

2:26 'i just wanna start a family'
tnt : Did u say family?
tnt : *stops spawning*

[@iamafigmentofyourimaginati3480]

Dom Torretto as tnt

[@eeee8222]

tntorretto

[@Jisawesomeletter]

Lol

[@kayseek1248]

TNT is Vin Diesel confirmed.

[@afroaza_]

@@kayseek1248 Vin Diesel???

[@brentikoy]

this makes "go touch grass" a more violent phrase

[@jonah_jo]

TNT run just received a whole new meaning.

[@chopsticks_8089]

12:42 "You ever die so much you don't even fear death anymore"
Undertale Players : You have no idea

[@macoykirisame]

have you heard of touhou

[@ItsWolf0]

ah yes

[@chopsticks_8089]

@@macoykirisame mmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMM

[@floridaman54]

GD extreme demon/challenge players also feel this.

[@ItsWolf0]

@@floridaman54 true, me trying to beat harder level

[@wafflegod6141]

“I’m like Santa, but instead of dropping presents behind me, I drop death”

[@Starkiller44545]

That sure is what he said

[@TailGreat]

? Thatd be what he said waffle god

[@xtrasaus09]

I think he said that lol

[@Spacebugg]

the best excuse to say to people that tell you to touch grass.

[@Railfantastic]

"Real life, but if I go outside, I die."

[@brentonwang6771]

“don’t give me death, just coal”

[@zekatsuu]

holy your pfp brought back soooo many memories

[@joshuagoddard6848]

doodle

[@Denise23761]

"I'm paying to get tortured"
-Our favourite masochist

[@purpleore1239]

Cow: *exists*
Boffy: So you have chosen death?

[@trashlambo]

"Why haven't you touched grass outside in a while?"
The grass outside:

[@19dollargatoradebottle]

Minecraft but killer queen has touched every dirt block

[@PreSiXi0n]

Hoho!!!!

[@quack1240]

I see your also a man of culture

[@cateasy]

Creeper Queen

[@TheDodgeGuy_]

Good man

[@noahh.munn28]

telatubbues

[@nonshan432]

"I just have to not be stupid and accidentally kill myself"
Babies:

[@cakefart3000]

is this a whos your daddy reference

[@FangsInMyLeg]

@@cakefart3000 no

[@starshapedstar2841]

@@cakefart3000 nope

[@2Thousand2000]

@@cakefart3000 no

[@user-hq9qd8uy4l]

@@cakefart3000 no