Raising an Army of Wolves
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ย. 2020
- fun fact: I didn't die once in this video. That is the first time that has ever happened in one of my videos.
(except for hardcore)
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edited by TheStylesClub - เกม
**Has an army of wolves**
Mobs: _If you’re trying to hurt my feelings then you’re succeeding_
first reply i think
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
boffy: kills 20 sheep and cows
also boffy: "Whoops. Almost lost my cool there."
*You cannot lose what you don’t have.*
I love how this man is actually like horrifying in a funny way yet has a soft spot for a puppy
Bruh if you like boffy then go check let’s game it out :>
And the viewer.
@@IheartY LGIO turns games into a pile of mush and adds commentary ontop of it
Better then pewdiepie ngl
no matter who, every dedicated minecraft player cares about the dogs
When I was like seven I would go on a flat world, spawn a ton of wolves, then attach a rabbit to a leash and fly around. Since they’re not tamed, their eyes would turn red and want to eat the rabbit but they’d never be able to get it since I was flying in the sky with a rabbit on a leash.. it was so entertaining 😍😍
You had a cruel 7 year old mind. Genius, but cruel
You were 7 and rabbits already existed? How old are you?
@@TheGaloX I’m 17, i used rabbit as an example for what I did later on, but I’m sure I used sheep/other animals to do the same
This is how a serial killer is made
@@walk2574 I would never
8:01 That "I hate everything" sounded so genuine.
It’s because it is
I hate everything to
I'm pretty sure it's just his voice
915
꧁ Pås̸tël ꧂ .-.
Boffy: "Well technically this isn't food yet"
*Slowly pulls out axe*
Ikr? Hahah
You can turn anyone into food with an axe
at what minute?
@@duck3497 1:06
Hahaha I watched that part like 20 times and I got more funny
Proof Boffy has a soul:
"That's a cute puppy."
(Dog gets hit by skeleton)
(GASP) "NO, YOU DID NOT JUST HIT ONE OF MY DOGS!"
"Aww, the baby dogs are so cute!"
"Look at his little tail wag!"
"Yeah, _sorry,_ my dogs are hungry"
jajajajaja
funny
so funny
He also caused lots of dog to burn in lava but we don’t have to talk about that
@@Angelisstupid It was an accident and he felt bad lol
" aww aw, you poor thing, I feel so bad-- yeah you deserve death."
- Boffy while being hit and chased by the zombies.
19:56: Boffy is going to save this as an audio file and fall asleep to it.
*asmr intensifies*
lol
Boffy:
*"make me children"*
most grandparents out there
*"make me children"*
There are so many dogs to the point where I CAN ACTUALLY HEAR DOG SONG
Dakota King I don’t like you
did i miss something? Somethings not right, i can feel it
😳
@R0bLOxGoDHacker11 nah not that. The mini fight uptop.
I love how boffy always laughs when mobs attack each other🤣
Imagine this:
You are relaxing at your village and you you hear lots of dogs barking
You see a plain white man with a weird face run with 50 wolves and you see him tear apart your friends
The iron machine that kept some beasts away
It crashes to the ground.
You are the only one left, and your only option is to be a wandering trader.
"why are you looking at me like that i just fed you"
Boffy: *feeds again*
"spoiled"
I think a lot of dog owners felt that
YES
I agree.
Not China
Yes
@@flutedscissors9655 can you not?
It’s kinda funny that Boffy only shows positive human emotion when there’s a baby dog around.
Like all of us
Or when slaughtering everything in sight. Boffy is going to try to get a job later, and his employers are going to see this and call the police.
@@olizion7093 LMAOOOOO
Even then lol
Cause pro gamers have pro priorities & pro standards.
His voice if just PERFECT for what type of videos he gives us
Guys listening with headphones at 9:45 (that’s the start) is so funny,I did it
I laughed so hard when he said “I’ll be right back I need to go pretend to be a lawn mower to get more seeds”
Boffy: why are these cows so slow?
Cows on bedrock: *RUN*
Another reason why bedrock is not bad.
It sucks that its true cause then when your trying to get food on the first day with a wood or stone sword or axe and they just blast off like some bullet train.
Brownskikuca Garlic Bread “only”
Same in java if u attack them
@Brownskikuca Garlic Bread how about the colored water on cauldrons and how u dye leather armors with it or make potions
“I feel guilt, which is not something I feel often.” -Boffy
And that's the first day he felt something besides hunger and power.
Animals in Minecraft need to become more
complex. It's overdue. Very much.
At least give them possible sickness and the ability to patroul!!
C'mon!
“noo..you did not just shoot one of my dogs.” *instantly kills skeloton* (that was so wholesome)
Boffy: Has a bed*
Also boffy: doesnt sleep*
Still Boffy: gets attacked by phantoms*
Boffy: Oh
“Now all i need is a wheat farm to feed the cows to feed the dogs to feed my insatiable hunger for power.”
*-Boffy, 2020*
komedi
the true food chain
I'd vote for him.
he made our dreams into reality, and then slaughtered those dreams with no remorse.
are you a real croissant
are you a real croissant
are you a real croissant
are you a real croissant
are you a real croisant
This is the first chain I have joined
i love how he always has all these elaborate ideas and plans but nothing ever goes according to plan, every video you click for one thing and get something else. truly keeps you on your toes.
"i just got the baby zombie to attack the skeleton who are both trying to kill me"
"this is a beautiful game"
Me: **realizes how many baby wolves mated with their parents**
Sweet home alabama!
I was about to say
Sweet home Alabama
@@tomnovy3476 stole ur line lmao
**spits out chocolate milk**
Country music intensifies
Imagine how angry peta is at Boffy
Julissa Luo nah peta supports this type of thing
@@masterdoge987 I meant for the cows
but yeah
Julissa Luo I know you meant the cows
*proud
@theveganteacher
me: how psychotic can one man get?
Boffy:
*yes.*
Boffy: forces poor dogs to make a baby*
baby dog: is born in the nether, hell*
i like how boffy's censorship is just slowly decreasing
Same
Just like his sanity
@@kubaduce yeah, he is going insane
“Look there in a fucking fish tank” a teenager who runs a minecraft and “kid-friendly” channel
Edit fixed typo
@@freddysmith6048 yeah, think you have another typo. by there you mean they're
No one:
Boffy: kills a baby sheep even though they drop absolutely nothing
That’s boffy for you right there.
You can’t leave baby sheep alone without a parent so you have to kill him
:(
Everyone knows that it always happens in his videos
Maybe XP?
Boffy: iron golems are brutal savages
1 minute earlier
*kills baby villager*
It’s nice to see that Boffy actually finds something cute
I FELL ASLEEP BY ACCIDENT AND WOKE UP TO YOU TELLING THE COWS TO MAKE BABIES
O_O
You probably have brain cancer now. 😐
HAHAHAHAHA
@@wetube6513 Bye😭😭😭
@@nannolover7480 😁
“IM GONNA GO PRETEND TO BE A LAWNMOWER”
-Boffy 2020
Yuh
Lawnmower boffy go brrrrrrr
@@lilyevens7953
Yes
@@lobsterenthusiastd7996 lol thx
lol
No,no,seriously,how tf is he so damn entertaining?
I watched one of his vids and I.Can't.Stop.
Hm.Maybe his God complex can be justified.He really is powerful.
my brother plays with me and whenever we find dogs (2 or more) and I have bones, the next day with his giant base connected to my underwater base, there are dogs EVERYWHERE, and cats if I can :D
Boffy at beginning: *“Instantly talks about his crave for power”*
Me: *“Oh boy”*
Boffy: "rises an army"
His army:
W̵̶̸̥͍͚͈͉̜̟̣͍͔̺͕̮͛ͣ̎ͤ̽͆̐̌̽͛ͣͨͣͬ͒̂͊̑̍̇́͢͢͜͡͝҉̢Ơ̴̴̸̵̶̡̧̛͍̳͙̙̲̩̻͍̭̥̞ͫ̔̌͊ͫ̔͛̽̈ͤͬ̒̂ͫ̇̊́͘̕͢͡͝͞͡͡͡Ö̘͕͈͉̝̳́ͭ̋̍̉̓̑̓̈́̎̀͘͞҉́͏͠͏̡̢́̕͟͢F̴̷̴̵̢̨̧̨̛̫̱̮̹̥͔̍̽ͤͮ͋̌͐́͜͡͡͏̴̡͠
.
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WTF what are you?
how did you make that text I want that
@@lillianshipman6354 download Zalgo on the app store
@@rhulkdiscipleofthewitness217 My Snack Finally!
What
this brought more joy than it should have..the fact that wolfs are just disposable soldiers and u can basically clone then endlessly, is a nice, but very, very macabre detail notch certainly didnt intended that way
Boffy: "Spawns"
Cows and sheep: * Chuckles, Im in danger *
i find it ironic that he found two copies of "cat" on his Dog mission
My god your right
69th like
It takes two cats to make more in the minecraft world
a n t i c r e e p e r c a t f o r c e f i e l d
True
lol yh
"Aw the baby dogs are so cute!"
*slowly pulls out an axe*
it was like Im gonna end it's whole career
Love your logo lmao
I like how your profile pic is looking directly at the bold text
@@ViralTikTakClips yea
@@brianblackburn5018 the quotes alone are killing me
The lama's on a lead is like some sort of twisted merry-go-round.
I love it.
Boffy: kills all the cows he sees
Also Boffy: "Why are there no cows?"
Hearing him talk about the baby dogs was proof that he does in fact have a soul
Mmmh ♥️
Kinda feel bad for the wolf's ngl
Its small but I digress. Its still there
@@goldendog1915 yea I also feel bad for fooking pixels (and the guy below me is stupid)
@DUMBAUSSS alr where are we going from this conversation
OUR LORD IS RAISING CHILDREN
Lucky The Dragon he’s done that already
he’ll fuckin do it again
Lel
He is so powerful
YES
Your voice is amazing, I love people saying funny shit in voices like that.
The anxiety I get every time I hear a dog hurt in Minecraft made this video a bit of a challenge to watch. The emotional conflict is real.
“what’s the point in living.”
**baby dog crawls under his shoulder**
“... heh...”
Timestamp?
@@alicornadams2362 didnt happen
boffy doesnt have a soul
@@not4coforyou375 I j u s t w a n t t h e t i m e s t a m p
@@alicornadams2362 pretty sure it didnt happen anytime like they said-
NO BABY DOGGO
“The baby dogs are so cute!”
*proceeds to take out axe menacingly*
Hehe looks like we havin werid meat tonight
I absolutely love the passive agressive parts of these videos. it's so frkn sadistic it's actually kinda hilarious.
His desk is in more pain then the cows 5:34
"hey you"
"make babies for me"
"dont worry"
*"im not watching"*
9:43
Seeing enemies NOT turn red when damaged hurts me mentally and physically
Same
Same
Same
I have ruined the same that I started
@@thedivinedungeonborn234 you have resolved your character arc
7:23
11:15
14:22
14:38
14:44
15:35
*The fact that mobs don’t turn red in this video when attacked and killed hurts my soul.*
Boffy: kills 2 sheep infront of cows*
Cows:I trust him
I like how he didn’t know that you can breed dogs with rotten flesh
I think you can breed them with pufferfish too, they aren't affected by it if they can even eat it lol
Or that dogs are scared of creepers
He could have used the spawner for feed the doooooogs
i didn't know ths lol
He said he sucks at minecraft
I like how when he found the village he just looked like a warlord on his horse
Wow man, two years and over a million subscribers, your making great progress!
Shouting "Shut up lightning" when there's a thunderstorm outside is definitely one of the moods of all time
Boffy: *claims he has played minecraft for 10 years*
Also Boffy: *doesn't know you can breed Wolves with Rotten Flesh*
This was my friend julia and I two days ago. We have this minecraft world we have been playing on for a while now and while the starter houses fall and the pet grave yard increases, we only just realized that you could change the color of leather armor.
:> she made all my clothes pink
T_T
I didn’t know you could feed Minecraft pigs potatoes T_T
Wait what
Also Boffy: Doesn't know that dogs don't attack creepers
@@xdeft4941 i saw glamoroki
Boffy in the beginning: Why is this challenge not going wrong?
Boffy 3 mins later: *instant karma intensifies*
Lol
Lol
Lol
wandering traders: *exist*
boffy: i can milk you
The fact that you spawned with the 9th slot selected shows that you didnt spawn next to a dog and then just spawned one next to you.
Boffy killed that baby villager at least he did not make cuties
Neon 💀💀💀
Agree every mob is kinda cute but except the baby villager and the mean mobs
᪶ ᪶ they mean cuties as in the awful new Netflix movie that sexualizes little kids
Or was that a joke. I'm a stupid
@lilduck yes I was referring to the demonizeavle movie
Alternative title: 14 year old with God complex destroy life forms with feral beasts of the woods
That's the plot.
Charlos The Bean yep
God complex indeed, its in every video
He's 14?
trueeeeeeeeeeeeee
boffy: raises an army of wolves
boffy two months later: detonates a Thermonuclear bomb a foot away from blood sack ragdolls
Nobody:
Boffy: ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇʳᵉᵗʰʳᵉⁿ ᵗᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵃᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ
Everyone else: its wheat
Cc: its weed
oh look! a fellow wings of fire fan
@@boipoi7836 ive only got book 13 xd
🕵🏼♀️🧑💻
@@nathangerwig6637 I stopped reading at the one POVd by the leafwing
I guess the lava how many wolfs died? Probally 16
Idea: making an army of parrots and then seeing how long it takes for him to go insane from the noise.
BEST. IDEA. EVER.
i kinda like the idea 😼
Lizzy White stfu
@@radioheadfan201 fr
lol what if he made them all dance
you can now be EVEN MORE POWERFUL with wolf armor and the new types of wolves
“Please eat my beef.”
-Boffy
Boffy: "an army of wol-"
Everybody: "Ah! sh*t, here we go again.."
*weeb*
@@o_o7166 *professional idiot*
@@xexpaguette once he chances his name that name u called him is going to sound 999 more smarter
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@@annalee1847 ik
I love how Boffy is never happy or sad, he's either raging, confused, sarcastic, or just empty inside
Edit: I know everyone says this but seriously thanks for all the likes. This is the most I have and it really makes me happy
No he can feel happiness but very, very, slightly.
15 year olds in a nutshell
@Bluebarracks GD also when seeing a baby wolf
Taichi Fujisaki he’s a combination of dream ( profile picture ) and technoblade.
10:30 it's been known to happen
"Im just tryna peacefully Slaughter some mobs with my dog army, jesus! " boffy 2021
I think since the main goal of zombies is to kill things, they realized that the best way to kill things is to help you, boffy, the destructor. the only way they could help you was to sacrifice themselves so their flesh might be used to create more wolves, which in turn kill things, making the zombies goal complete.
Imagine being a cow and seeing some freak running towards you saying: *"Speaking of leather..."*
Your pfp is perfect xD
Underrated
Ikr
Boffy is a feared legend for cows. He has massacred their kind to feed his growing armies
P.s- I'm saying this for memes
guys hear me out but maybe, just MAYBE, boffy needs a hug
Why, so he can slit my throat in the process? no thank you I choose life
@@hedyah3846 i can him him a hug for u if u want :D
Or therapy
@@howtocry8129PFFFFF-
@@YurongLiu-dq6kv I don't want you to die either
0:09 enchants be like: allow me to introduce myself to you..
You play this game exactly how i play it, except you take literally everything to an incredible extreme.
"I get harrassed by skeletons" imagine this without context
I did and I don't like it
Sans is on a watchlist
@@chronotrigger3919 *(Lust sans flashbacks)*
gordon hlvrai moment
Sounds hot
Boffy to Phantoms: "You serve no purpose in Minecraft"
Potions: *cries*
Also elytras
@@joose4650 not if you have mending lol
Boffy: I genuinely cannot think of a reason to have more than 500 dogs
My reason: to become more powerful and kill more cows 🐮🔪🍽
I ENJOYED THIS SO MUCH THAT I WATCHED A FULL AD. Your welcome for the .001 cents. Just discovered dogs and was going to build an army of them like this. Now I don’t have to. 12 seems like a nice number. So funny though, all my constant thoughts in the game, with better humor. Thanks. Subscribing!!!
"Nope, no, not messing with the bees"
*Flash backs to when he was getting killed and killing a wither with bees*
Boffy: “I’m going to raise a army of wolves and bring hell upon everything I see”
Lava: *No, I don’t think you will*
H
@Yashita Srinivasan You good, bro?
@Yashita Srinivasan ok?!...??!
Lava:exists
Wolves:swimming pool yay!!!!
Hahahahaha!!!! Yeah your right😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂
you make minecraft seem like a savage game
i love it
Some how it is funny and actually it is brutal your video is so good/evil and some how funny
This is like the offline version of a friendless technoblade.
IKRRR
Well technoblade himself said he is very alone sooo
The intro Boffy did for this video reminds of so much of the intros Techno did for his Skyblock videos.
Am I the only one who finds Boffy’s fast cuts of him killing animals oddly satisfying?
no
No your not the only one.
Sometimes I watch them twice 😛
They look so awesome
He should do it with kahoot music but every time theres a beat he cuts to another murder
I used to be attached to each wolf I tamed as a kid. And then I learned to take the industrious approach. As long as there are two backups in a safe place, you never have to try very hard to maintain an army on the go.
7:19 Boffy: pushing cow into pit
The cow: Yo watchu doin, you sus as hell fam
Him asking if his dogs will die to poison and literally everyone watching knowing that poison always lowers you to half a heart
Same when I just begun a world a witch was Harassing me soo I got hit many times lol
A witch sniped me straight in the eye once
I like to watch your videos while I am sad or angry it automatically makes me normal
Boffy: casually murders almost all of his dogs
Also Boffy: i’m gonna in the video with one dog the amount everyone should have
“Awww the baby dogs are so cute!”
*Slowly grabbing his axe*
I thought that said his ex 😑
It’s spelled axe your close enough.
AHHH AH BABY DOG WITH A GUN
I was falling asleep so when I heard him say "pSSTT"- scared the crap out of me
Lol
ok dont take this the wrong way but I love your voice, it relaxes me even though your videos are so chaotic
When you see someone u don't like 13:53