As a nonreligious Utahn in a 93% Mormon city, I love this. I don't think the world could handle caffeinated Mormons en mass, so the word of wisdom forbidding caffeine is probably for the best 😂
That's actually not true. It's just coffee itself that we don't drink. Now, is excessive caffeine in any format good for you? Probably not, but the Church doesn't actually have a position on, say, Red Bull. Just coffee. In the past, this led some members to assume that all caffeine was verboten, but that wasn't actually the case. Growing up, my family drank regular, caffeinated soda like the rest.
"And I am so sorry that I took your innocence - again." DUDE?! When he said he would fill in the pit, I wasn't sure if he meant with dirt or with piss...
This must be some weird offshoot LDS church where the congregation is led by a priest instead of a bishop and said priest dresses like a Catholic priest.
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"I wasn't changed; I was revealed." That line goes so hard.
"I'm so sorry I took your innocence....once again"
Definitely did a spit take of my bang when he said that
@@Justking I actually backed up the video to make sure I'd heard it right that he actually went there!
@@m3rrys0ngstr3ss it could definitely be intended as two separate sentences. but the ambiguity is hilarious
Perhaps he was foreshadowing the fact that Scotty and everyone else was in the pit?
I had literally never heard of Bang but I just ordered a case on Amazon. See you on the other side of greatness folks!
@@funkijote You should grab some shovels too.
Audience sleeping on that "godminton" pun.
And godgeball
As a nonreligious Utahn in a 93% Mormon city, I love this. I don't think the world could handle caffeinated Mormons en mass, so the word of wisdom forbidding caffeine is probably for the best 😂
The WoW doesn't forbid caffeine, just coffee and tea. Caffeine is very much allowed. Lots of missionaries have major soda addictions, lol.
As a member I have a bigger caffeine problem then most others
I love how this also goes along with their belief that caffeine is a drug to stay away from haha
I mean if it affects you like this, maybe there's a choice to be made.
but also strangely against them cause their priests are like 16 year old boys?
@@hhhsp951 see also: the effects of nonalcoholic beer on teens who don't know it's nonalcoholic
@@hhhsp951 I'd definitely be wary of anything that'd make me dig a pit...again
That's actually not true. It's just coffee itself that we don't drink. Now, is excessive caffeine in any format good for you? Probably not, but the Church doesn't actually have a position on, say, Red Bull. Just coffee. In the past, this led some members to assume that all caffeine was verboten, but that wasn't actually the case. Growing up, my family drank regular, caffeinated soda like the rest.
The switch near the end, oh my god. I mean their god, i mean bang
yeah this is about how all the LDS ward outings went when i used to go, points for accuracy.
Is anything more powerful than the utterance of Kurt Dunkle?
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This took a dark turn
The way this went 0 to 100 with the pit reveal 😂
this slowly turning into a murderous situation was wild
ive come back to this one multiple times, Eli really sells the manic energy well.
The twist makes the priest looking down to talk to the people a lot of more sense
I was on the fence, but damn he stuck the landing.
Epilogue: “Everone emerges from the pit and go immediately after the priest”
Eli was born to do this.
"And I am so sorry that I took your innocence - again." DUDE?!
When he said he would fill in the pit, I wasn't sure if he meant with dirt or with piss...
I rewatch this every now and then and every time I absolutely love how the crack of the can punctuates him saying hes gonna fill in the pit
can I get out of the pit now please
it's cold and dark and now i have major trust issues with men in black
lovely, utter lovely
I’ve been really enjoying Eli’s work. He has a great serious look to him
I might be going crazy but is that a Nathan Drawfee laugh at 0:10
I think it is!
yoo it really does sound like our good nathan
THANK YOU i literally scrolled hopping someone clocked that too
That 100% sounds identical to him
This is an all-timer.
The audience member saying "... _Jesus_ 😲" at 2:36
… Wind 🤌
I honestly thought it was vsauce when I clicked on the video
Great companion piece to "Vampire Missionaries" on Lauris Beinerts YT.
Yknow before the pit reveal this was 100% my father. Yeah he also dug pits in the ground for no specific reason and acted like the previous behavior
Not LDS 💀💀
This must be some weird offshoot LDS church where the congregation is led by a priest instead of a bishop and said priest dresses like a Catholic priest.
Yeah it’s that
O-mango-3s? If that is not what he said then TM TM TM TM TM TM TM, i am going to steal that and be Red Bull Rich!
Tell me you know nothing about Mormons without telling me
sent from my pit