Zach: "What’s your favorite flavor of glue?" Mike: "I was more of a paper-eating kid." This, oddly enough, does give context on why they bash heads so much , lol.
He has done a video with his wife on his channel, but I have no idea if the girlfriend mentioned in that clip is an ex-girlfriend. My guess would be no.
While I'm sad that the clip of Zach floating down the magic shotgun, followed by, "I'm here to make a withdrawal." didn't make it in, I'm seriously stoked that 11:57 made the cut. It's just too damn funny and I still have no idea how that happened A.I. wise.
I almost want to be upset you made me think of C++ and all the semicolons I forgot until I went to compile. Love listening to you guys at work, looking forward to more!!
“This is incredibly dumb and I have lost brain cells thinking about it”Zach whenever someone tries to Explain in great detail how the plot of new California is a brilliant and well rounded.
I was gonna wait to suggest something for an FNV mod yall might enjoy which is Tammers NIF bashed weapons mod but since this is the most reason video might as well put it here
Now we need Commonwealth Geographic, a compilation of every time Zach encounters a new creature with made-up facts about how hard it was to get the footage like a real documentary crew
10:06 If you would, glance upon Chief Security Officer Roscoe's hands. They're pearly white, while his face is not. I'm pretty sure he's not white, so he's got a bad case of the Michael Jackson hands.
"Crank your hog, respectfully" is a banger and classic
Zach’s girlfriend is based.
Now his wife!
Common Mrs. Hazard W
Zach: "What’s your favorite flavor of glue?"
Mike: "I was more of a paper-eating kid."
This, oddly enough, does give context on why they bash heads so much , lol.
Zach and Mike are always without context moments, even with context there's no context.
>tells gf that im leering at a fictional charachter
>gf: "respectfully, crank that hog"
keep that woman forever.
and let her be on the channel!
He has done a video with his wife on his channel, but I have no idea if the girlfriend mentioned in that clip is an ex-girlfriend. My guess would be no.
@@clumsygarage1578 She's not. That video is from after they starteed dating.
To my knowledge he has mentioned two girlfriends on this channel. Two different people and neither are his current wife
Isn't it nice that zach and mike are referenced in multiple mods now?
Okay the "OR DO I'M NOT YOUR DAD" , the "Patient responsability" the "Oh look *SHOOTS*" caught me off guard
"Lets go take down eddie winter" pulls out the .50 😂
I aspire to have Mike's gift to say something out of pocket yet somehow completely relevant at the perfect time
Overseer McNamara do be thicc though
While I'm sad that the clip of Zach floating down the magic shotgun, followed by, "I'm here to make a withdrawal." didn't make it in, I'm seriously stoked that 11:57 made the cut. It's just too damn funny and I still have no idea how that happened A.I. wise.
7:52 Deacon shows what he learned from the Ministry of Silly Walks.
I love how half of this is just Zach making weird ass noises
I don't know why, but I am SO glad "NEBRASKA!" made it into this.
I almost want to be upset you made me think of C++ and all the semicolons I forgot until I went to compile. Love listening to you guys at work, looking forward to more!!
wtf are semicolon? c++ was the first programming langage I learn but I never heard of semicolon.
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@@JustADog4781 wait that what it call. my teachers always call it point comma
@@charlumau lol
“This is incredibly dumb and I have lost brain cells thinking about it”Zach whenever someone tries to Explain in great detail how the plot of new California is a brilliant and well rounded.
8:14 “This is the greatest PLAAAAAAN!!!”
Todd Howard: It just works!
Deacon: [walks at a 15 degree angle to the ground]
0:48 That's an "Oh shit!" moment
1:36 Nick announcing a plot for revenge and then bringing out a comically large gun will never not be funny to me lol
The context doesn’t exactly help much
That’s what makes it even better
Honestly I'd say it makes it worse
It was still funny
Can confirm it does not!!!😂
Nick: Now, lets go get Eddie Winter *pulls out Project Babylon gun*
I can confirm, you must look out for the moon in the state of Nebraska.
Zach's *"oh."* when he sees the dead raccoon is peak pitch-black comedy
"Crank your hog, respectfully."
Mike deserves an award for that Mecha Shiva reference
Mike and Zach being venture bros fans is a welcome surprise
That was the highlight of my day. Thanks guys.
the pure shock and terror in the manikin bit send me every time
this consists of
40% Zach odd screeching.
20% coomer material
20% meta humor
20% fallout being a beth game
So a normal Monday
This could only be improved if the percentages were incorrect
I want to give this comment a like, but it's already at 111 likes.
@@whiterabbit75 screw funny numbers. Vote. DO YOU LIKE THE POST?!
@@jazzyj7834 Well, now that it's been ruined, I did vote. Guess which way!
Context is always optional with these two.
Fucken awesome content as always
I was gonna wait to suggest something for an FNV mod yall might enjoy which is Tammers NIF bashed weapons mod but since this is the most reason video might as well put it here
5:11 The Russians after conquering the Avdiivka coal slag pile.
I have been learning french since the start of the fallout 4 series and I can confidently say
I understand a bit of what darline is saying now.
Grogan asking the real questions. Black 59 razor worked pretty well for Joe Montana and Jerry Rice, so imma admit I just trust their judgement
Now we need Commonwealth Geographic, a compilation of every time Zach encounters a new creature with made-up facts about how hard it was to get the footage like a real documentary crew
Anyone else notice how many of these scenes come from the Vault 4 mod? That thing was a gold mine for this video!
We need more of this "out of context" videos. They are so great and funny😂
9:06 as someone who named their robot companion in fallout 4 "sparky" i feel called out
you guys' compilations are some of the best on youtube, keep it up!
0:50 "What the fu-" i would have said the same thing while unloading a clip of machine gun rounds. 😂😅😨
12:48
He's just like me
9:29 yeah, that one and only time..
The video buffered for me at exactly 0:51, perfectly cut
0:32 Zach has angered the outer gods
11:58 that will always get me every time i see it 😂
0:48 the fear in his voice is so real
0:48 Zach:” this one’s floating.”
Mannequin: *MOVES*
Zach WHAT THE FU-
Glad to see "IT with Teddy" made it into the No Context video!
Im just glad Zach finally met the french doctor
2:06 The state that if you are not Catholic, you might be shot!
Deacon got a job at the ministry of silly walks
deacon the member of the ministry of silly walks
8:13 "Mr. President there's been a second boat"
1:43 And then god brought forth his best rifle, so that Zach may kill things
3:20-3:28 "peak" acting right there
"Everything JUST WORKS!" Todd Howard
Laughs I needed after probably the worst night ive had at work
0:47 now this is my favorite moment
Oh boy, I sure do love wat-
What?
The Prydwyn hit the 2nd tower?
That reference in the bounties mod was so forced Harvey weinstein sued for copyright
The context was replaced by the institute
7:54 There needs to be trumpets playing while he walks
I wanna see that scene where it's Zach kicking Seven out of his room, that was hilarious but I forgot which episode it was.
Even with context I'm still confused.
HORRAY!!! Another out of context. These are always funny .
Part of me wants the Todd Howard mod to include his response to why Bethesda didn't optimize Starfield.
bruh the maniquin one gave me an hearth attack
Don't inject bleach into your veins ,OR DO I'M NOT YOUR DAD
Zach Hazard
I need to find those horror mods for myself sometime. The SH Laying Figure looks like the original model
2:30 this is good
10:05 "NAPALM STICKS TO KIDS"
"NAPALM STICKS TO KIDS LIKE GLUE"
7:52 LEGO Island 2 physics
Why deacon walking in italics
Love you guys. Amazing content.
Ok fine I’ll rewatch the last 40 episodes
Man it Has been a long time since ive wached their fallout series and a lot had Chanced like fallout nv now over 300 episodes
Dam three more zach gun rants
i wish they use the overhaul of syringer with boomer syringe XD it will go boom XD
The fire alarms on fire
...i wasnt a paper or glue kid. i ate holes in my shirts...
I LOVE ALL MY CIRCUTS
calculon is my favorite toaster
Look outside vault 111, for a green laser, there is a unique gun there
needs moar no context fallout
12:50 There not called dominators for nothing. 😅
11:40 well you see...
dear god you guys are close to half a million subs god
10:06 If you would, glance upon Chief Security Officer Roscoe's hands. They're pearly white, while his face is not. I'm pretty sure he's not white, so he's got a bad case of the Michael Jackson hands.
Elmer's Glue is mu favorite
I hope you guys get back to Whispering Hills someday ^_^/
11:57 My sides hurt
Zach and Mike: What is context?
haha robot arm with gun thats a cram bro
THIS IS UNHINGED- 😂😂😂
1:26 bugs bunny has claimed another victim yet again
mandatory algorithm food
10:32 IM HORRIFIED. What in actual fuck! D:
Classics.
I fucking lost it at 11:57
0:34 Mongolian Throat Singing?! O_o
Zach's Girl is based
Damn we eating good these days