I remember working in a pub in Rose St., Edinburgh in June 2010 and Germany playing England in the World Cup...being German, I tried to keep my head down. That was, until everyone in the place started cheering when Germany shot their first goal. That was one surreal night...
As a Brazilian happens the same with me when I visited Glasgow few years back . There was a friendly match between us and England. When we score... what a party!!! Surreal and very funny!!!
I know the Scottish people have an ancient hatred for the English, but whenever we go up to Scotland we get nothing but brilliant hospitality and top banter. Great folk, the Scots 🍻
Same in reverse... although I do feel the English are a wee bit standoffish,at first, when I down there. Until they realise, we are not what they have been told.
When I was in the Norwegian navy in '93, and served during off seas missions, we had a few stops in Scotland during the World cup qualifyers, the Scots congratulated us for beating England.
@@StoutProper Bjørge Lillelien. That was in 1981 for the 82' qualifier to Spain. We may have won against England in '81, but we didn't make it to the World Cup itself. I turned 10 that summer.
Dont be daft mate, most of it is banter and some Scots will support England against teams apart from their own. Im English but live in Scotland. The anti English thing is in a total minority unlike England's hate for most other foreigners.
@@James-yy4vl Of what, your failing NHS, poorly funded police and education system? Paying for water rates and prescriptions as well as eye check ups. whats that like?
@@benflewers2545 Our NHS, like our police is separate to English one mate. Funded and ran by our Gov not Westminster. Most people in England dont know either so dont fret dude. ;)
When he's talking about John Terry being a club rep, makes me crack up, because reminded me that Jamie vardy nearly cancelled his contract at Leicester City to do exactly the same thing, because he really wanted to be a club rep.. 2 seasons later he won the league, was top goal scorer etc.. imagine if he'd just gave it all up to sell apple sours and jagers in ibiza 🤣
Remember back at home 20 years ago in my local pub, one Scottish guy, elderly fella named John, known to everyone as 'Jock'. Was in there every night, liked and respected by all, but made no bones about supporting ANY team besides England. One guy swimming against the tide, arguing with a room full of English fans with passionate hate - never personal, it was always just about the footy. The banter on those match days was brilliant 😂
I think a lot of people take football stuff as a personal attack or being anti-English. It's not. I've lived in Glasgow for 20 years and there's nothing like that here, but read the papers down south and you'd think everyone here wanted to bomb England.
@@nebularain3338 it’s more the fact that you go online and every single day you see Scottish people talking about England lol. And during the World Cup it’s even worse. It just seems like a really weird obsession
I’m English and I’ve never had such warm hospitality as I had when I went to Loch Lomond (my first time going to Scotland). My friends and I went to a local cafe after having an awful taxi experience and the waitress we had serving us heard our discussion and pulled off all the taxi flyers in the cafe, corresponding to THAT taxi driver. She didn’t have to but she went above and beyond, as well as giving us the friendliest experience and good tips of what to expect around the Loch
We don't hate the English people, that's just not true. The vast majority of us hate Westminster. We also hate that the English consistently vote for the tories, therefore we get a tory government which almost nobody in Scotland wants (I think it was around 1955 the last time the tories won in Scotland at a GE). Our media (BBC in particular) is all from an English perspective too. Over 63% of Scotland voted to stay in the EU but we get taken out of that due to the English. We want England to loose at sports, particularly football, but that's mostly due to the TV pundits. Whenever there is a WC or Euros we get English TV pundits, analysis, commentators, etc. - we're not English! Imagine you had to watch a tournament and it was all about France or Germany for example. Many England fans are bellends too with the WW2 songs, etc. Sorry to hear you had a bad time with a taxi driver, we've got our fair share of fannies up here too. 🍻
@@monkeytennis8861 Just making an observation mate no need to come after me, I was just saying that I think he has some impressions/accents that I find funny, he's not really an impressionist, and I think he should be acknowledged when he does a good one, like his English accent here
I can't watch him without laughing, I just love all Scottish banter. The best thing is though, as long as its not about football, the English and the Scottish are all banter and smiles. When its about football, its every man for himself
As a born and bread English Man I have 2 Scottish friends both brothers 1 Celtic and 1 rangers sadly one died 2 years ago (r.i.p Russ) great friends but when they argue about the Scottish footie it's like ww3 but apart from that great kids, both from Glasgow but the best people you could want as friends .... Love the Scottish ❤️👍
You sure about that? Scotland the place where people are locked up over jokes and they love a bit of banter there and people can't be offended? Ain't buying it son 🤣
@@jebbo-c1l Except I have, you're just clueless about what's going on in Britain if what I was saying is a shock to you. Keep on trodding along with your eyes closed mate :)
Just as a note to this, I had the same opinion of John Terry until I met him while doing some work at his house. Absolutely sound guy, yeah has made a few dodgy personal decisions, but the amount of work he does outside of football for charities and sick kids is amazing. You don't hear about it as he doesn't care about having photo ops to boost his image. He does it because he genuinely wants to, changed my opinion of him. Great guy.
@@davidsedlickas8222 That is so cynical. Loads of Footballers donate cash in spades, or lend there name to a Charity, take time, turn up. A lot don't do it for attention, they do it because its right. Look at what Marcus Rashford achieved! What have you done man? Who do you help?
Marcus has shown a great heart and achieved a tremendous amount and there is another Documentary now featuring him on this Subject. One thing no-one has ever explained to me though is that his Mum was poor and had a child and became a Single Parent. It happens but then she had a second child while poor and then the Third progeny and then a 4th and, finally, a 5th child ?? Surely with each addition, there is an extra mouth to feed and a child to look after emotionally, practically and financially? Just read an article about The Angell Estate Brixton. 3 Women there. All Single Parents of 5,6 and 7 kids, respectively...
@@Isleofskye There is a strong psychological link between (often undiagnosed) childhood trauma and short succession pregnancies from a young age. There is a desperate, _primal_ need to have something to love - and that will love you - that’s all yours. Even when you are often ill-equipped both emotionally and practically to sustain such a child. Services - medical and social are far too poorly funded to a) pinpoint and diagnose people early on and b) prevent the cycle perpetuating. We just take peoples’ kids from them and/or stick them in jail. Which solves everything, obvs. 🧐
He does two acccents, posh and cockney. Theyre not "English accents", just two of them. Theres Lancashire, Scouse, Yorkshire Geordie, Manchester, Birmingham etc...
I mean, Im from Boston, Massachusetts where we have crazy accents, but boy do you guys take the cake, i have no idea what a "tosser" is and couldnt understand half of what Kevin said, so yeah man, yall crazy
As opposed to the England team with their 'it's coming home' shite every couple of years before falling flat on your faces. It's not that we don't like the English we just like to laugh at the average England fan
@@angiemetcalfe7210 but you’re the ones being laughed at, claiming you’d beat England and top the group, when in reality you got slapped by some Czech farmers and some Croatian grandads to then hold on for a dear life with 11 men behind the ball at Wembley. Scotland get battered everywhere they go
@@youbigdosser3707 lmao listen when have we EVER said we were going to win the group? We're not England you know who because we're in the top seeds (for some unknown reason) and sail thru the qualifiers every couple of years and actually think putting 5 or 6 away against San Marino makes it 100% guarenteed that this is 'our year' and its defo 'coming home' lol. You're laughed at and despised in equal measure the world over because of how you all go on then when you inevitably end up getting your asses kicked (again) you drink your two pints then stomp around in gangs looking for much smaller groups of opposition fans to try and bully (equal numbers and you get smashed and start with your 'they were attacking shirts and blokes with families😭' bullshit)
I absolutely love Scottish accent, even though I can barely understand what he's saying. I could listen to him swearing at me all the time, and I'd love it.
Hopefully someone who isnt Scottish will come on here and tell us they can't understand him or ask for subtitles, because I really feel that's missing from this comments section
Perfectly understandable and then you turn subtitles on and your brain is swimming in custard. 🤣
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I'm 100% Irish. I have never felt more welcomed anywhere than in Edinburgh when England was playing whoever and I let out a yell of joy when England was scored against.
This is the first time I’ve discovered TH-cam videos have a subtitle option. I’m from California so you can imagine the struggle and amount of rewatching I’ve done just to understand one joke lol
Yeah, it's probably hard to understand the accent. Plus, the jokes are based on Scottish sport/culture that might not make sense to someone from another country.
His JT impression had me dead. Jono sent ya Big JT! Love the cockney walk he throws in casually lol. I’m English and I could listen to this man for hours do that impression.
I was in Ballachulish during the 2018 World Cup in a pub during an England game was on. There was a local woman in a Celtic shirt cheering on England, which busted a stereotype.
He cracks me up this fella. For what it's worth I am a proud Englishman football,rugby and 6 nation fan.i understand the rivalry it's why I love the 6 nations,each nation playing with their own style.of course in a world cup when england go out I want the welsh,Scots or irish to go as far as possible.some people take it a bit too far but to most of us it's a healthy pisstaking rivalry ,its fantastic.
Funny guy. As a Scot the anti English thing at football is just banter and not to be taken seriously. It's like liverpool and man utd, arsenal and spurs, rangers and Celtic. Yes one lot wouldn't support the other but for the vast majority of normal people to whom this actually applies, it stops at football. At least until they found that black stuff in the North Sea then the SNP popped out of the woodwork, wanting a rerun of 1745 (I'm joking ....maybe)
Many years ago now when I was in the Navy we were in Jersey when the old Home Championships were on and went ashore to find somewhere to watch the England Scotland game ... we only found one pub, went in and yep, you guessed it ... full to the rafters with Scots ... there were 5 of us and an army of them, which we didn't realise until we actually got to the bar and ordered the beers .. Long story short, throughout the entire match, which England won, the verbal abuse was loud and strong and when the third goal went in we knew we were in danger, except we weren't. At half time and again after the game, the atmosphere completely changed ... laughing with us and buying the beers. Stand out memory of watching sports in a bar to this day and that was over 40 years ago - '79 I think
Great story Frank ,i use to love seeing the Scots fans abroad in tournaments getting pi**d .No hint of trouble .And i was the guy cheering them on when Archie Gemmill went on his run and scoured against Holland .And i'm English .But they should still build a wall 😜😉
I like the way Kevin quickly established that it's not anti English though 😂😂😂 it's fucking guys like John Terry 😂😂 being an English man I would have to agree 😂😂
Julius Caesar and Billy The Conqueror did their bit, as well. Scotland DID have some fine players but since The Premiership's later years there is, literally, hardly a Scot in sight...
@@Isleofskye "Billy the Conqueror" I'm just imaging a grand ceremony, something to impress the Capetians and all the other continental royalty, and then His Highness gets introduced as... Billy.
I remember working in a pub in Rose St., Edinburgh in June 2010 and Germany playing England in the World Cup...being German, I tried to keep my head down. That was, until everyone in the place started cheering when Germany shot their first goal. That was one surreal night...
In Scotland we support two international teams.
Scotland, and whoever’s playing England.
Yeh Fkn Backstabbers.
As a Brazilian happens the same with me when I visited Glasgow few years back . There was a friendly match between us and England.
When we score... what a party!!!
Surreal and very funny!!!
@@kevsmithard5586 bellend.
AnNa Mo .. totally! The Luftwaffe were misguided over Clydebank… we are forgiving people ? ❤️❤️xx
I know the Scottish people have an ancient hatred for the English, but whenever we go up to Scotland we get nothing but brilliant hospitality and top banter. Great folk, the Scots 🍻
Same in reverse... although I do feel the English are a wee bit standoffish,at first, when I down there. Until they realise, we are not what they have been told.
We don't hate the English, we just hate England.
Because you're paying them...
Yes we are
I am from Scotland and I don't hate the English at all
‘Just you fucking tread carefully pal’ had me absolutely dying.
Repeated this 100’s of times, absolutely brilliant !
"I think the pope's a Bundesliga man" sounds like a line from a psychedelic rock song 😂
Yeah, if he was, then why would he live in Italy?
@@titanuranus3095 Benedict was German, and Pope at the time.
@@MirzaAhmed89 But he moved away from Germany into Italy. Chiefly, I think, because of the football.
An ex hitler youth pope moved to the Vatican because of football and not because he was ordained a Cardinal 🤔
@@titanuranus3095Lothar Matthäus did the same at some point, still german.
When I was in the Norwegian navy in '93, and served during off seas missions, we had a few stops in Scotland during the World cup qualifyers, the Scots congratulated us for beating England.
Was that when the commentator started naming every English person he knew? Margret thatcher, your boys took one hell of a beating
@@StoutProper Bjørge Lillelien. That was in 1981 for the 82' qualifier to Spain.
We may have won against England in '81, but we didn't make it to the World Cup itself.
I turned 10 that summer.
I think somebody’s been on the whisky
Norway has a Navy?
“The Scot’s” is a derogatory term used by colonial bastards
Scottish people are happier when England lose than when Scotland win
Jealousy will do that
Dont be daft mate, most of it is banter and some Scots will support England against teams apart from their own. Im English but live in Scotland. The anti English thing is in a total minority unlike England's hate for most other foreigners.
@@James-yy4vl Of what, your failing NHS, poorly funded police and education system? Paying for water rates and prescriptions as well as eye check ups. whats that like?
Eddy Coulson where are you from? Is the NHS not available in Scotland? (I’m assuming that’s where you’re from)
@@benflewers2545 Our NHS, like our police is separate to English one mate. Funded and ran by our Gov not Westminster. Most people in England dont know either so dont fret dude. ;)
His Danny Dyer is killing me
I beĺeave we Scots are very gooď on English accents, beçause we hear it all the time on the telly,
Ahaha isn’t it
it's fackin kickin off in the comment section
"Oh can I be your friend"
When he's talking about John Terry being a club rep, makes me crack up, because reminded me that Jamie vardy nearly cancelled his contract at Leicester City to do exactly the same thing, because he really wanted to be a club rep.. 2 seasons later he won the league, was top goal scorer etc.. imagine if he'd just gave it all up to sell apple sours and jagers in ibiza 🤣
Shouting “Jamie Vardy’s having a party” outside a bar in Benidorm
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
At least he wouldn’t have had the embarrassment of bailing his wife out all the time £££
Danny Dyer: “Can I be your friend?!” 2:03 😆😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I know howling true but 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's all kicked off in the comments!!!
Is that you Clarice😂😂
Remember back at home 20 years ago in my local pub, one Scottish guy, elderly fella named John, known to everyone as 'Jock'. Was in there every night, liked and respected by all, but made no bones about supporting ANY team besides England. One guy swimming against the tide, arguing with a room full of English fans with passionate hate - never personal, it was always just about the footy. The banter on those match days was brilliant 😂
I think a lot of people take football stuff as a personal attack or being anti-English. It's not. I've lived in Glasgow for 20 years and there's nothing like that here, but read the papers down south and you'd think everyone here wanted to bomb England.
What a boring story
@@nebularain3338 it’s more the fact that you go online and every single day you see Scottish people talking about England lol. And during the World Cup it’s even worse. It just seems like a really weird obsession
@@monkeytennis8861 fuckun class😄😃😃👍👍👍
Subtitles are a laugh
*Impersonates English accent*
Subtitles: Gets every word spot on
*Talks in Scottish accent*
Subtitles: hfbfksiekd fuckin djebene
To be fair at some parts I'm at the same level as the subtitles, I can't understand
One of footballs most deadliest waffle reasons
Sees top comment, turns subtitles on. 😂
Subtitles are fuckin hilarious 😂
I’m English and I’ve never had such warm hospitality as I had when I went to Loch Lomond (my first time going to Scotland). My friends and I went to a local cafe after having an awful taxi experience and the waitress we had serving us heard our discussion and pulled off all the taxi flyers in the cafe, corresponding to THAT taxi driver. She didn’t have to but she went above and beyond, as well as giving us the friendliest experience and good tips of what to expect around the Loch
We don't hate the English people, that's just not true.
The vast majority of us hate Westminster. We also hate that the English consistently vote for the tories, therefore we get a tory government which almost nobody in Scotland wants (I think it was around 1955 the last time the tories won in Scotland at a GE). Our media (BBC in particular) is all from an English perspective too. Over 63% of Scotland voted to stay in the EU but we get taken out of that due to the English.
We want England to loose at sports, particularly football, but that's mostly due to the TV pundits. Whenever there is a WC or Euros we get English TV pundits, analysis, commentators, etc. - we're not English! Imagine you had to watch a tournament and it was all about France or Germany for example.
Many England fans are bellends too with the WW2 songs, etc.
Sorry to hear you had a bad time with a taxi driver, we've got our fair share of fannies up here too. 🍻
The Pope is definitely a Swiss Super league fan
He watches Young Boys very closely...
LMAO GOOD ONE
but london is blue mate 😎
@@fahrigonzo it’s definitely no red lol
@@kdburner7356 100% fact! (not white or claret too in that matter)
Ha!
That last line. I believe the Pope has quite the interest in Swiss football. The Catholic church seems to always be linked with Young Boys
Thogdad?
Yours is better
That’s really quite witty.
John Mckellar
Don’t forget, every. Fucken. Major. Religion
Excellent ...
Kevin is really great with accents and impressions I feel like he doesn’t get enough credit for that talent
Why is he all over TH-cam loved paid well appearing at the Apollo consistently then?
@@johnbull3443 I wouldn’t say he’s known for impressions/accents, that’s what I was saying is he’s good at them and maybe people don’t consider that
Explain how he's accents are actually good? Go on, make a fool of yourself.
@@monkeytennis8861 Just making an observation mate no need to come after me, I was just saying that I think he has some impressions/accents that I find funny, he's not really an impressionist, and I think he should be acknowledged when he does a good one, like his English accent here
His English accent sounds slightly Dutch at some point which makes it funnier for me
I can't watch him without laughing, I just love all Scottish banter. The best thing is though, as long as its not about football, the English and the Scottish are all banter and smiles. When its about football, its every man for himself
Aye, sure mate. Thanks for Brexit by the way, top banter.
@@jmckendry84 I'm not sure Eva was at the board meeting for that 😂
@@jmckendry84 can thank over a million of your fellow countryman from me.
As a born and bread English Man I have 2 Scottish friends both brothers 1 Celtic and 1 rangers sadly one died 2 years ago (r.i.p Russ) great friends but when they argue about the Scottish footie it's like ww3 but apart from that great kids, both from Glasgow but the best people you could want as friends .... Love the Scottish ❤️👍
Brilliant 😄
That must have made for some interesting family reunions.
@@iainmair485 Overwhelming majority of opposing fans Old firm etc never discuss rivalry at functions there useally far too busy getting merry ..
The Scots love a bit of banter. You can't be offended. Just give it back in spades, and you will fit in just fine.
Aye mate jist ae wee bittie wit we crie gallows patter en tha Scots leid
You sure about that? Scotland the place where people are locked up over jokes and they love a bit of banter there and people can't be offended? Ain't buying it son 🤣
@@lfcmike12 lol clearly youve never talked to scottish people
@@jebbo-c1l Except I have, you're just clueless about what's going on in Britain if what I was saying is a shock to you. Keep on trodding along with your eyes closed mate :)
@@lfcmike12 Hes talking about the scottish people not the scottish government
His Danny Dyer impersonation almost starts to slide into "Australian with a hint of David Bowie" 😂
Let him be the comedian mate...
You never met an Australian yeah?
Sounds like Russel Crowe in South Park.
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The Ibrox Boardroom face painting fiasco gag always gets me LOL
Same. Every fuckinh time 😂
priceless
Just as a note to this, I had the same opinion of John Terry until I met him while doing some work at his house. Absolutely sound guy, yeah has made a few dodgy personal decisions, but the amount of work he does outside of football for charities and sick kids is amazing. You don't hear about it as he doesn't care about having photo ops to boost his image. He does it because he genuinely wants to, changed my opinion of him. Great guy.
@@jayjay8970 John Terry might have done a lot of dodgy things but stealing a living as a footballer was not one of those.
All multi millionaire footballers have agents and PR people who advise charity work.
No multi millions in the bank most won't bother.
@@davidsedlickas8222 That is so cynical. Loads of Footballers donate cash in spades, or lend there name to a Charity, take time, turn up. A lot don't do it for attention, they do it because its right. Look at what Marcus Rashford achieved! What have you done man? Who do you help?
Marcus has shown a great heart and achieved a tremendous amount and there is another Documentary now featuring him on this Subject.
One thing no-one has ever explained to me though is that his Mum was poor and had a child and became a Single Parent. It happens but then she had a second child while poor and then the Third progeny and then a 4th and, finally, a 5th child ?? Surely with each addition, there is an extra mouth to feed and a child to look after emotionally, practically and financially? Just read an article about The Angell Estate Brixton. 3 Women there. All Single Parents of 5,6 and 7 kids, respectively...
@@Isleofskye There is a strong psychological link between (often undiagnosed) childhood trauma and short succession pregnancies from a young age. There is a desperate, _primal_ need to have something to love - and that will love you - that’s all yours. Even when you are often ill-equipped both emotionally and practically to sustain such a child.
Services - medical and social are far too poorly funded to a) pinpoint and diagnose people early on and b) prevent the cycle perpetuating. We just take peoples’ kids from them and/or stick them in jail.
Which solves everything, obvs. 🧐
1:18 “Just you fucking tread carefully pal” 😂
3:16 so funny he hurt the blonde chick in the crowd
Burst lung.
Broken rib and punctured lung. Perhaps a lacerated spleen too.
Kevin does an English accent so well.. posh or cockney, he has it nailed 🤣🤣🤣
You ain’t met many cockneys clearly 😂
Those are literally the only accents he does.
Drivel
Wow.. so much hatred by people who can't do any other accent than their own
He does two acccents, posh and cockney. Theyre not "English accents", just two of them. Theres Lancashire, Scouse, Yorkshire Geordie, Manchester, Birmingham etc...
The pop at John Terry is EXACTLY how I would have described him!!! He woulda definitely been a promo boy in Malaga or somewhere. Tosser.
Tosser 🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely right mate! Lol
Why's he a tosser?
I mean, Im from Boston, Massachusetts where we have crazy accents, but boy do you guys take the cake, i have no idea what a "tosser" is and couldnt understand half of what Kevin said, so yeah man, yall crazy
@@shaundriscoll8547 a tosser is a wanker
I tuned out a wee bit to read the comments, and I only tuned back in when he went "GGGRRRR" and I wheezed
I'm English living in Scotland and the banter is first class. I've been told to **** off home in so many different ways that I've lost count.
Cumbrian with Aberdonian family, the only "Awa hame wi ye!" I get is from my mum lol.
Crying. I love watching this guy.
One of, if not THE funniest comedians going around on the planet right now.
And 90% of people don't understand a word. Imagine if he was speaking in a human-adapted language?
@@dmitrynutels9340 That 90% of people must think you're 100% pure wit. Or something similar.
He is a clean version of Frankie Boyle .
@@dmitrynutels9340 imagine you weren't a complete dobber
Genuinely the funniest comedian at the moment
Ricky Gervais? A living legend!
Look at the pathetic middle class sanitised alternative and it's easy to see why.
By miles.... The heir to Billy Connollys throne
Still is, August 2022
The Scots have a great sense of humour. And you need one if you follow the Scotland national football team 😉
Super John McGinn
As opposed to the England team with their 'it's coming home' shite every couple of years before falling flat on your faces. It's not that we don't like the English we just like to laugh at the average England fan
@@angiemetcalfe7210 ITS COMING HOME
@@angiemetcalfe7210 but you’re the ones being laughed at, claiming you’d beat England and top the group, when in reality you got slapped by some Czech farmers and some Croatian grandads to then hold on for a dear life with 11 men behind the ball at Wembley. Scotland get battered everywhere they go
@@youbigdosser3707 lmao listen when have we EVER said we were going to win the group? We're not England you know who because we're in the top seeds (for some unknown reason) and sail thru the qualifiers every couple of years and actually think putting 5 or 6 away against San Marino makes it 100% guarenteed that this is 'our year' and its defo 'coming home' lol. You're laughed at and despised in equal measure the world over because of how you all go on then when you inevitably end up getting your asses kicked (again) you drink your two pints then stomp around in gangs looking for much smaller groups of opposition fans to try and bully (equal numbers and you get smashed and start with your 'they were attacking shirts and blokes with families😭' bullshit)
I absolutely love Scottish accent, even though I can barely understand what he's saying. I could listen to him swearing at me all the time, and I'd love it.
Hopefully someone who isnt Scottish will come on here and tell us they can't understand him or ask for subtitles, because I really feel that's missing from this comments section
I don't understand him haha
😂🏴
theres some american in the new comments, you can probably tell him
You mean the lazy bastards who won't take 20 minutes to adapt their hearing, and expect everyone else to change their dialect to accommodate them?
I'm argentinian but thankfully my hearing is pretty decent
Needed a smile, and Kev delivered. Cheers!
"it's F****** kicked off now" 😂 😂 😂 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
He’s got a spot on Danny Dyer
the tiger comment killed me im crying at my desk at work
Fucking bang on about John Terry 😂😂 The whole set was immensely funny
Perfectly understandable and then you turn subtitles on and your brain is swimming in custard. 🤣
I'm 100% Irish. I have never felt more welcomed anywhere than in Edinburgh when England was playing whoever and I let out a yell of joy when England was scored against.
Kevin : Any English in here?
youtube : *any anguish n-woo*
0:22 Stay with me on this, but he’d make a cracking Penguin in a Scottish version of Batman.
This is the first time I’ve discovered TH-cam videos have a subtitle option. I’m from California so you can imagine the struggle and amount of rewatching I’ve done just to understand one joke lol
Good luck lol
Yeah, it's probably hard to understand the accent. Plus, the jokes are based on Scottish sport/culture that might not make sense to someone from another country.
"can I be your friend" hahaahhahaha nearly fell off me seat mate
Love this bloke and I am English, try watching it withe the subtitles on it's even funnier!
I love Kevin Bridges stuff, but the tiger bit got me laughing til I cried!
That John Terry part almost had me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I haven’t felt this good since Archie Gimmel scored against Holland in 1978!
Choose life.
His JT impression had me dead. Jono sent ya Big JT! Love the cockney walk he throws in casually lol. I’m English and I could listen to this man for hours do that impression.
I'm impressed by the great English accent that Kevin has . Brilliant comedian ❤️
Yeah he sounds really good. Perfect London area accent.
These days Kevin stays in S E London I bet he doesn't hear many posh English accents there
I was in Ballachulish during the 2018 World Cup in a pub during an England game was on. There was a local woman in a Celtic shirt cheering on England, which busted a stereotype.
That coulda been me lol.x
@Audrey Buchan : How?
She must have put on a bet.
@@seanscanlon9067 Or lost a bet 😂
Pope's a Bundesliga man - quality gag that one.
Watch it with the captions on its 10x funnier
I so totally agree with you there
Only if you can’t understand English
One of the funniest clips I've seen but only Kevin Bridges could deliver it like that 😂
Ha ha ha ha! I’ve accidentally left my subtitles on and when Kevin says John Terry it comes up as ‘joint area’ 😂😂😂😂
He cracks me up this fella.
For what it's worth I am a proud Englishman football,rugby and 6 nation fan.i understand the rivalry it's why I love the 6 nations,each nation playing with their own style.of course in a world cup when england go out I want the welsh,Scots or irish to go as far as possible.some people take it a bit too far but to most of us it's a healthy pisstaking rivalry ,its fantastic.
Funny guy. As a Scot the anti English thing at football is just banter and not to be taken seriously. It's like liverpool and man utd, arsenal and spurs, rangers and Celtic. Yes one lot wouldn't support the other but for the vast majority of normal people to whom this actually applies, it stops at football. At least until they found that black stuff in the North Sea then the SNP popped out of the woodwork, wanting a rerun of 1745 (I'm joking ....maybe)
🏴 This clip never gets old 😂😂🤣
Coming down the Bulls Head for a free SAMBUCA?!
The "tiger" routine is flat out genius
I’m a rangers fan but the jokes about us are amazing
@George think ur getting confused pal
@No Name Raging tims incoming
@No Name You do realise right that everywhere else they will just think you called him honey?
i love the way you start off as danny dyer and quickly turn australian, cracks me up more
Many years ago now when I was in the Navy we were in Jersey when the old Home Championships were on and went ashore to find somewhere to watch the England Scotland game ... we only found one pub, went in and yep, you guessed it ... full to the rafters with Scots ... there were 5 of us and an army of them, which we didn't realise until we actually got to the bar and ordered the beers .. Long story short, throughout the entire match, which England won, the verbal abuse was loud and strong and when the third goal went in we knew we were in danger, except we weren't. At half time and again after the game, the atmosphere completely changed ... laughing with us and buying the beers. Stand out memory of watching sports in a bar to this day and that was over 40 years ago - '79 I think
Great story Frank ,i use to love seeing the Scots fans abroad in tournaments getting pi**d .No hint of trouble .And i was the guy cheering them on when Archie Gemmill went on his run and scoured against Holland .And i'm English .But they should still build a wall 😜😉
Funniest thing I've seen for ages - quality
He is bang on point regarding Danny dyer haha 😁😁
I like the way Kevin quickly established that it's not anti English though 😂😂😂 it's fucking guys like John Terry 😂😂 being an English man I would have to agree 😂😂
In Wales we say that when it comes to sports we support Wales and whoever is playing against England
Do you get asked why you don’t support England tae then?
@@MrSwanny182 ....no?
Same up here in Scotland!
Except in cricket, where England is Wales' team (unfortunately)
3:05 Actually dying! 🤣
Love the accent ... love the comedy
Never gets old this one
It's funny because the dead horse has come back to life and the showjumping horse has died 😂
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😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
And they're both alive again. Fucking finally
Lol his impression of Danny Dyer on Old Firm day sounds more like Steve Irwin. Love this set!!
Best comedian in the world
3:23 the horse came back a pumped you like a 9 year auld in the Celtic boys changing room.
Absolutely fantastic… when am on a downer… this is my therapy !
Alright I hardly understand what he's saying and I'm even more confused now with the captions turned on
You get better at it with time
I need this guy's voice when I want people to do one 😂 very funny guy 👍👏
Danny Dyrer bottled it with Ian 'Blink' McDonald lol
All of England living rent-free in Scottish heads.
Genius!
Kevin is one of the few entertainers I'd pay to see live. He is definitely one of the funniest people alive right now.
I love when the Irish and Scottish get together though 😂 it’s my favourite thing 1 major thing in common...
It doesn’t work to well in Northern Ireland
Sad cow 🥱
I love Kevin so much 🏴
This guy has such a thick Scottish accent that I'm honestly having a bit of trouble understanding some parts of this😂😂😂😂 (I'm American)
Sympathies to you
I'm as English as English gets and I have no difficulties understanding him. Maybe it's a you problem.
"Tread carefully..." sadly all too true but Kevin's hilarious without all the hatred around the Old Firm 👏
Fastest click when i saw this.
As a German I love Rangers FC 👍👍👍👍
Awesome comedian. I served with Jocks most for most of my days in the military. The were awesome, at the job and had some great banter!.
My English is quite good. But I understand nearly nothing said in this video.😂 I love it
A deaf person could undertand what he said, his accent is quite tame
I almost accidentally asked for English subtitles
As an American and a huge football fan, I understood close to 85% of what Kevin was saying.
Never experienced anything but absolute hospitality when I’ve gone Scotland for a match.. it’s all bullshit , if Carlsberg did hosts..
The tiger is an all time classic bit. Kills 😂😂😂
I’m half and half so I don’t know what to support 😂😂
HARRRYYYYYYY
Support England so u know what if feels like to actually qualify for a World Cup
You're a wizard Harry...lol
Watching this with subtitles is somthing else 😂
Christ I needed this after this season eh 😅🤣🍀🤮
Can you 5ee u5 now?
Some guy running around the board room pretending he's a fucking tiger 😂😂😂😂😂
Scotland made the English League what it is today.
Julius Caesar and Billy The Conqueror did their bit, as well.
Scotland DID have some fine players but since The Premiership's later years there is, literally, hardly a Scot in sight...
@@Isleofskye "Billy the Conqueror"
I'm just imaging a grand ceremony, something to impress the Capetians and all the other continental royalty, and then His Highness gets introduced as... Billy.
Crying 😭 Listening to this 🤣
0:18 just like in Wales 😂😂