With that Tory work experience *cough cough slave labour cough cough*. I worked in Poundland, 40 hours a week for 8 weeks and got £52 in job seekers......
“No bullshit just pure gold”?; I bought a gold ring from a dodgy dealer who told me it’s 22Carrat gold, so I bought it, then went to a jewellery pawn shop to sell it, the guy at the pawn shop told me it’s only 8 Carrat gold filled with bullshit, so your statement about pure gold no bullshit us flawed
Every time I click my fingers a couple from ... that comes from the joke about Bono saying to a massive concert crowd in Scotland that every time he clicks his fingers a person in Africa dies from starvation to which someone in the front row shouts "stop effing clicking your fingers then!". Classic
That mean bastard moved his " official " residence from Ireland to Holland for tax dodging. Worth 500 million + and pays nothing. Hated figure in Ireland.
"Hi, is that British Gas? Listen mate, I'm skint, but I feel terrific!" Cameron should have been made to sit down and watch this to realise just how fucking stupid this unpaid work scheme was, and probably illegal to boot.
There was nothing stupid about it, it saved companies a fortune in staff wages and they no doubt donated to Tory Party funds at election time, as a thank you.
Kev you are amazing. You gave me crying everytime with your observations on life and people. Your Glaswegian accent makes even more funny I love the Scot’s and their sense of humour.❤
I love Kevin and he is really funny, but that putting a geographical label on whether people are funny is nonsense. I have known several grumpy as fuck and unfunny Scots and that applies to everyone else too. And if you are funny then you are funny, regardless of where you come from.
Gonna go out on a limb and assume that it's like those daytimes adverts here the U.S. that say things like, "Have you or someone you know taken maxtroziplanipan? You may be entitled to compensation..."
@@Kal-el087 PPI is an abbreviation for Payment Protection Insurance, many people here in the U.K are subject to cold callers trying to scam them by saying they have been missold PPI and then prompting victims to hand over their bank details. PPI however is a real thing and some people have actually gotten money back from it by contacting trusted companies but there's a lot of cons out there.
Indeed. Especially if, during the hour or two prior to making said skid mark, the skid marker in question had eaten more than one or two packets of _Flamin’ Hot Monster Munch._
The only folk who need a reality check are the sad losers who obsess over the Like/Dislike ratio because they can't deal with folk having a different opinion. Be a man and stop being butthurt over a few numbers.
Hi Kev, a huge fan from germany here. So I just wanted to ask since there are a lot of videos from your shows getting deleted from chanels like universal comedy (which is fine since it is your content), can you upload the parts with the terrorist who gets hit by an inflatable crocodile and the one with the synchronized TVs you and your dad watched sky on? I can't find them anywhere on youtube anymore and wanted to show to my brother. Since there wont be a show in germany, I guess we'll see you someday in glasgow. And thanks for those laughs mate.
Yes! Nail on the head with that. Absolutely- I wish I could share his comedy with someone I know but I’d be too pissed off that they would be vaguely listening for ‘punch line’ and missing the electric content that he delivers constantly
I'm reading between the lines: You aren't married and when you say your wife you actually mean yourself and you're embarrassed that you're a lazy listener. Just a hunch
How in gods green earth have u only got 4k subscribers..have u only just started it???best comedian in britain and by extention earth...u r a fooking legend👍👍👍👍
So sorry for people not on with Glasgow accent. It makes it 100x funnier and his facial expression and delivery take him beyond funny. I would expect Glaswegians crazy love him. I grew up with this precise accent around and well know the attitude.
The funniest thing I've ever heard another human say was a Glaswegian bus driver in Bath. I was on the bus. The guy had no teeth too which just made it funnier each time he said something because he was obviously out to entertain too. Someone in a car was taking ages to line up to get through where we'd just been. He put his window down and shouted with his no teeth slur *eh!! I just got a bus through there! Eh! You! Yeah! I just got a bus through there!*. 😆😆😆😆😆
I was on benefits when they did the work programme and it was such a scam. You were told by the Job Centre that it wasn't a job and that you would only be expected to attend atleast once a week for a few hours. You were sent to work for charities as you weren't allowed to work for a for-profit company and you got an extra £25 a week in your JSA for doing the programme. The problem was that the charities played the system and demanded you to be there from 7:30am till 6pm everyday and when you'd tell them the Job Centre said you only had to attend for a few hours a week, they'd threaten to phone the Job Centre and tell them you were surplus to requirement and wasn't needed anymore and so you'd be sent somewhere else and have money taken off you. It was borderline slave labour and in cities, people were sent to for-profit places which literally did the same as the charities. In the end, the government cancelled the programme.
That's just effed up big-time!! We have BS like that in the States & mannnnn I tell ya what my State Gov & former State Gov approved a program like that here - peeps get roughly several hours daily of volunteering, only to keep about $2-$3 a day to eat with. Not actual PAYCHECKS
what i would call a ‘new classic’ bit, along with the bus stop and house rice... cant wait for 6th august at the pavillions! gee up kevvy boy, smashing it 🤙🏼😎
HOOSE RICE!!! Watch 'The Sleepover From Hell' Here - th-cam.com/video/pXvtEImH_L8/w-d-xo.html
Hoose rice is the best lol
Hoose rice, bus stop joke are the two best. Im going to c him in oct in belfast. Can't wait ❤️🤣🤣
A classic
Ih, who is that driving a Ferrari, its just HOOSE RICE! 😂😂😂
“Working in a shop where everything is worth a quid except you.”
_quality._
100 %. I can't stop laughing at that comment. He is a really clever comedian.
Genius
@@garythompson9452 I don't mean to get political but I love how he says so much whilst saying so little at the same time.
@@dylanlavillain7173 He is very clever, very talented.
Dentist ,I need a fuckin dentist c
OMG Kev, that is one of my lifetime favourites "I hope Africa has some good rock bands because we need a concert"
It's their round
I work in Poundstretcher for an actual wage and it's still fucking depressing.
@Harry B It does?!
Lmao 🤣
Feel stressed walking in. Your thinking a bargain. Nowt there. Go to nextdoor instead. Roflmao 🤣🤪🥳
Compilation of your CV and move on, it's not worth the hassle.
With that Tory work experience *cough cough slave labour cough cough*.
I worked in Poundland, 40 hours a week for 8 weeks and got £52 in job seekers......
This specific routine is probably one of the best examples of perfect standup comedy you'll ever see. so so brilliant because fundamentally it is true
Hes a genius this one...his delivery and his Scottish twang makes him even funnier
Agreed
The snow leopard bit cracks me up! 😂
Saw the guy live in 2018. Absolutely hilarious. The man is brilliant. No bullshit. Just pure gold 😅😅😅😅
“No bullshit just pure gold”?; I bought a gold ring from a dodgy dealer who told me it’s 22Carrat gold, so I bought it, then went to a jewellery pawn shop to sell it, the guy at the pawn shop told me it’s only 8 Carrat gold filled with bullshit, so your statement about pure gold no bullshit us flawed
Never even heard of 8 CARAT gold in my life.
Every time I click my fingers a couple from ... that comes from the joke about Bono saying to a massive concert crowd in Scotland that every time he clicks his fingers a person in Africa dies from starvation to which someone in the front row shouts "stop effing clicking your fingers then!". Classic
Dumfries
Brilliant!
There's nothing to beat the incisive Scottish wit.
That mean bastard moved his " official " residence from Ireland to Holland for tax dodging. Worth 500 million + and pays nothing. Hated figure in Ireland.
I detest Bono and that response was classic Glaswegian humour! Thoroughly well-deserved!
Bono is a c#nt of the highest order only equalled by Bob geldoff
The most underrated comedian to exist.. up there with the greats
"Hi, is that British Gas? Listen mate, I'm skint, but I feel terrific!"
Cameron should have been made to sit down and watch this to realise just how fucking stupid this unpaid work scheme was, and probably illegal to boot.
They should bring back the stocks just for that twat David Cameron.
That would presume that Cameron didn't know, and would care if he found out.
Whereas in reality he did know, and still didn't care regardless.
@@shelbyvillerules9962 The pillory would be more appropriate.
There was nothing stupid about it, it saved companies a fortune in staff wages and they no doubt donated to Tory Party funds at election time, as a thank you.
Ohh, this is the funniest guy I've ever seen. He must be great to have as a mate!
Thank you Kev!
Top man, he's hilarious, loved that episode of "would I lie to you?".. I once accidently bought a horse, comedy gold!
''Trying to piss a skid mark off your toilet '' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣so un coof is our Trev 🤦♂️🤣
Kev you are amazing. You gave me crying everytime with your observations on life and people. Your Glaswegian accent makes even more funny I love the Scot’s and their sense of humour.❤
Same here. From America, and this dude is absolutely hilarious.
That's Billy Connolly 2.0 for ya.
Absolutely brilliant
I would like to adopt Kevin so he can boost my selfesteem and make me laugh everyday
He is absolutely hilarious,
Where everything is worth a quid except you
Always brings me tae a happy zone, Kevin.
I'd marry this fella in a heartbeat! Love him, he always has me crying with laughter 😁👌🏻
I actually would too 🤣🤣
I had to go back several times to get it all but it was fucking worth it! Kevin you are simply exceptional at what you do.
One of the best in the world currently. Come over to Denmark ya prik! Please
So happy to find this guy brilliant
Damn! No matter how many times you come back it's still hilarious! ✊🏾🤣
"unemployed as fuck"
sums up the country since this pandemic started
Haha yeah I’m unemployed as fuck on DSA n PIP 😭😭😭
Since tory rule 😊
Scamdemic!
What pandemic?
I had 2 weeks off and got a 5k grant
“I’m gonna go and check to see, if my self esteem is in!” 3:45 😆🤣🤣🤣
thank the lord its self esteem friday
The skid mark on the toilet thing is so true for a bloke!. That’s it challenge excepted!.
I knew the Scots had a proper sense of humour but this fella just turns it up to 11. Hilarious!
I love Kevin and he is really funny, but that putting a geographical label on whether people are funny is nonsense.
I have known several grumpy as fuck and unfunny Scots and that applies to everyone else too. And if you are funny then you are funny, regardless of where you come from.
J
No one makes me laugh like this legend !
And Billy Connolly
Going to check if my self esteem is in on Friday 🤣
Mine arrives on Thursday, in time for the weekend.
@@SuperMikado282 🤣
The mis-sold PPI part killed me. Mr Bridges is a wee rascal
What’s a PPI though? I never got that part
@abullah087 are you from the uk?
Gonna go out on a limb and assume that it's like those daytimes adverts here the U.S. that say things like, "Have you or someone you know taken maxtroziplanipan? You may be entitled to compensation..."
@Derek yep pretty much
@@Kal-el087 PPI is an abbreviation for Payment Protection Insurance, many people here in the U.K are subject to cold callers trying to scam them by saying they have been missold PPI and then prompting victims to hand over their bank details.
PPI however is a real thing and some people have actually gotten money back from it by contacting trusted companies but there's a lot of cons out there.
I struggle a bit to understand every word because of his acsent, but I love listening to it. The jokes are just perfect.
Pissin a skid mark off the lav can be quite a challenge you know...💩
Indeed. Especially if, during the hour or two prior to making said skid mark, the skid marker in question had eaten more than one or two packets of _Flamin’ Hot Monster Munch._
@@bakedutah8411 😅😅
David Cameron has never had a packet of flaming hot Monster Munch for his breakfast in his life. 😂
the 22 who dislike this video need a reality check... one of (if not THE BEST) comedians around.
Thanks for the shits and giggles KB
The only folk who need a reality check are the sad losers who obsess over the Like/Dislike ratio because they can't deal with folk having a different opinion. Be a man and stop being butthurt over a few numbers.
They were probably Cameron's cabinet or Poundstretcher's board members.
$16 trillion you've got until Friday...
“ trying to make us look like pricks here? .. 16 trillion “ 😂😂😂
26 trillion now.
You would think someone would open their statements.
He's the best
Best comedian around !!!
Sheer brilliance 👌
And I absolutely love the accent.
Where we once had the great billy connolly we now have the brilliant kevin bridges......
Exactly, a worthy successor indeed.
This guy reads my mind and then presents it on stage.
Thank the lord its Self esteem friday... man alive thats funny...
Funny as fk 🤣🤣🏴 pure brilliance
Brilliant as always
1st class KB Keep up the gr8 work man
I'm Canadian and don't get some references but I still laugh my butt off.
Tell me which bits and I'll see if i can help 🙂👍
Seriously underrated comedian
he ain't underrated mate
Who underrates him? He's incredibly popular
He is just a Scot who tells it like it is 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
Thank you Mr Bridges for chuckle during this festive season, even if it was a tad corse in parts ....
Corse?
So funny great comic.
That cocky, sneering insolence! Love it.
Hi Kev, a huge fan from germany here. So I just wanted to ask since there are a lot of videos from your shows getting deleted from chanels like universal comedy (which is fine since it is your content), can you upload the parts with the terrorist who gets hit by an inflatable crocodile and the one with the synchronized TVs you and your dad watched sky on? I can't find them anywhere on youtube anymore and wanted to show to my brother. Since there wont be a show in germany, I guess we'll see you someday in glasgow. And thanks for those laughs mate.
Can you not get the dvds?
Germans watch comedy?
@@thetruth5928 No
Randy Marsh didn’t think so
"Unemployed as f#ck"
Kills me.
😆😆
I will not comply
Just found this channel
World class
Absolutely brilliant
Oh man… the bus stop joke is hilarious 😂
I'm skint but I feel TERRIFIC! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m crying watching this, incredible
I hope that you have a box of tissues at hand.
😂 😂 😂 Everything worth 1 quid except you. Ducking epic Kevin 😂 😂 😂
Hahahahah I need that money so I can adopt a snow leopard
Fantastic KB. Salford lads 👍🇬🇧
More content than any other comedian.
Yes! Nail on the head with that. Absolutely- I wish I could share his comedy with someone I know but I’d be too pissed off that they would be vaguely listening for ‘punch line’ and missing the electric content that he delivers constantly
Sooo true, i worked in Poundland for nothing 🤣🤣
top drawer Kevin, encore!
"get a hard on to get a bit of pressure on this"
Solid advice.
No pun intended
Can't wait to finally get to see you live in Dublin next month.
Best comedian around 😀
Relentless!
Great guy I met him in Glasgow what a nice man
I wish my wife understood kevins voice better. He’s so good but she just can’t get it. Haha
My wife doesn't even speak English. I can't wait til she thinks she's learned and I spring this on her.
Where is she from? Venus? ?
I'm reading between the lines: You aren't married and when you say your wife you actually mean yourself and you're embarrassed that you're a lazy listener. Just a hunch
@@TebTengri hahahahahahaahahhahahh
@@treeoftrees7523 in case you didn't know english is not the only language spoken on the planet dude
Brilliant pure brilliant
How in gods green earth have u only got 4k subscribers..have u only just started it???best comedian in britain and by extention earth...u r a fooking legend👍👍👍👍
Because he started this channel like a week ago. It takes a bit of time for people to find it.
It's not a popularity contest. Go listen to pop music if you're concerned with fan numbers.
He's like that funny bastard in the kitchen at parties, I see where this man trained
Genius!
So sorry for people not on with Glasgow accent. It makes it 100x funnier and his facial expression and delivery take him beyond funny. I would expect Glaswegians crazy love him. I grew up with this precise accent around and well know the attitude.
You should be glad he doesn't have a Fife accent.
The funniest thing I've ever heard another human say was a Glaswegian bus driver in Bath. I was on the bus. The guy had no teeth too which just made it funnier each time he said something because he was obviously out to entertain too. Someone in a car was taking ages to line up to get through where we'd just been. He put his window down and shouted with his no teeth slur *eh!! I just got a bus through there! Eh! You! Yeah! I just got a bus through there!*. 😆😆😆😆😆
Forgotten about, unemployed as F, and also adamant I've been misold PPI that's definitely a good description of me 😂
I love this lol, but subtitles would help us foreign folks xd
For sure... has to be top 5 in the UK.
The funniest guy on the planet!
"Thaaank the lord it's self-esteem Friday"
A just love oor accent says Me fae Glesga😂🇮🇪🏴
When is the next one ☝️ tour ?? Love to see him live 🤣🤣
Hes touring now. Started in June i think in Liverpool. Check out Ticketmaster
"It's their fuckin round"
Can't help but laugh
Well it is a comedy show
@@paulelroy6650 Yes.
I was on benefits when they did the work programme and it was such a scam. You were told by the Job Centre that it wasn't a job and that you would only be expected to attend atleast once a week for a few hours. You were sent to work for charities as you weren't allowed to work for a for-profit company and you got an extra £25 a week in your JSA for doing the programme. The problem was that the charities played the system and demanded you to be there from 7:30am till 6pm everyday and when you'd tell them the Job Centre said you only had to attend for a few hours a week, they'd threaten to phone the Job Centre and tell them you were surplus to requirement and wasn't needed anymore and so you'd be sent somewhere else and have money taken off you. It was borderline slave labour and in cities, people were sent to for-profit places which literally did the same as the charities. In the end, the government cancelled the programme.
That's just effed up big-time!! We have BS like that in the States & mannnnn
I tell ya what my State Gov & former State Gov approved a program like that here - peeps get roughly several hours daily of volunteering, only to keep about $2-$3 a day to eat with. Not actual PAYCHECKS
I am a scouser I understand what you are saying it hurts, if you are on the edge, lucky for me I am not, but been there
This is funny shit haha, I luv our UK comedy!
Poundstretcher - *Shelf* esteem!
Class 😂😂
David Cameron's never been unemployed, sitting watching Kevin bridges aw day, unlucky for David 😁
Brilliant !!
Not sure if my ribs hurt from laughing at him, or whenever the closed-captioning only shows dots. 😆 (Not needed, but added entertainment.)
This is their round 😂😂
Brilliance
what i would call a ‘new classic’ bit, along with the bus stop and house rice... cant wait for 6th august at the pavillions! gee up kevvy boy, smashing it 🤙🏼😎
Cant wait till 20th oct in Belfast. Enjoy 🤣🤣
@@grubstakes you too old bean! 😎👍🏻
one of his best :)))))
brilliant.
Thanx for uploading:)