What Oscar REALLY Thinks of Ozpin's Lies (RWBY Thoughts)

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  • What does Oscar really think of Ozpin's not-lies-but-half-truths?
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  • @bebapkmngirl98
    @bebapkmngirl98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    I can't stop imagining how confused Maria was with Oscar and Oz taking over one another, over and over...like, "why is this little boy so mad at himself?"

    • @camerongrow6426
      @camerongrow6426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      and that's before the magic blue lady showed up.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Im pretty sure she's an agent for Salem so she probably isn't too surprised.

    • @haru.4267
      @haru.4267 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Personally I think she’s a silver eyes warrior who got her eyes damaged by Salem

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@haru.4267 Yeah im in the same boat but i think Salem spared her and turned her. However i also think its possible that she's going to act like she is because she "lost her eyes".

    • @judaichan9329
      @judaichan9329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Merilirem I actually think she may be the Winter Maiden.

  • @littlesmartie13
    @littlesmartie13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    Oscar is the entire fandom at this moment.

    • @zahedchowdhury0
      @zahedchowdhury0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      True

    • @sumsum3873
      @sumsum3873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      “Liar! YOU get to the back!” Oscar is such a good boi

  • @wolvesrock9296
    @wolvesrock9296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    "Get in the back."
    "No. You get in the back."
    DAAAAAAAMMMMNN

    • @sumsum3873
      @sumsum3873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wolves Rock DOOR SLAM

    • @memesextreme4937
      @memesextreme4937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Uno reverse card am I right

    • @atx23rd
      @atx23rd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *no u*

  • @cosmic_seabunny
    @cosmic_seabunny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    “Damn it I should’ve packed a bag of cookies” 😂

    • @maddie_r0se142
      @maddie_r0se142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      One of my favorite parts, imagine if that was in the actual episode😂

  • @Rusella34
    @Rusella34 6 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    "Those are my memories-"
    "Our memories, remember?"
    Ooooh Nice.

  • @brianbrush5107
    @brianbrush5107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Ohh....OH
    Salem took a break up UNSPEAKABLY bad?
    So that's why Adam ended up allying with her!

    • @quincyconnors9391
      @quincyconnors9391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It was far more intimate than a breakup. Spoilers ahead for those who don't have a First membership...
      It was a divorce with Oz taking full custody of their kids.

    • @hyperblitz2077
      @hyperblitz2077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hippity Hoppity She Took The Fucking Kids

    • @brianbrush5107
      @brianbrush5107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@LordEyepatch It must of been Akward

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Literal devil = ex-wife who killed me

    • @jamesroad316
      @jamesroad316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@LordEyepatch i am pretty sure it was the dark one. i mean when has a lawyer been on the side of light

  • @lilacbunni7216
    @lilacbunni7216 6 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    “You have form responses?? How many times have you done this?”
    Lmao I cant even. Now all I can see if Ozpin inside Oscar’s head going through a file with different situation responses.

    • @SalinaMoonfall
      @SalinaMoonfall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Makes way too much sense given he seemed to start treating each incarnation as a do-over to try a different approach, but started making canned responses to repeated situations. Oscar's horror continues to be entirely justified, at least Salem seems aware she is a monster...Ozpin doesn't seem to realize he became detached from being human a while ago.

  • @0axis771
    @0axis771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    When you consider the countless lives Ozpin has lived, the countless followers he had, and then the countless betrayals he had experienced, it's become clear that Ozpin became fearful of trusting people with the whole truth. It's a literal miracle that he didn't crumble himself and just accept Salem's beliefs that humanity should be ruled over as if they were gods and abandon the quest that the God of Light gave him. Yet Ozpin still struggles.

  • @adoellex8000
    @adoellex8000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Katara and Toph did a fusion dance??? LMAO!

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Cue Toph waving hand infront of face.gif

    • @joefloggg3257
      @joefloggg3257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I did not see it till he said it. Lmao it's solo true

  • @lilowhitney8614
    @lilowhitney8614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I really liked the part where he says he has to have faith in humanity and hope that faith is rewarded even when humanity is crap. It's really touching.

  • @aarondx3764
    @aarondx3764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    " *OUR* memories "
    *OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH*

  • @captaindrake1235
    @captaindrake1235 6 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Y'know, I don't know who to actually root for in this.
    Yes, you can blame Oz all you want for his lies...but, can you honestly say they were that bad? Leo betrayed him, who's to say the others won't once they find out whatever he's hiding?
    Not to say that his methods are working, they clearly aren't. He needs a different approach to the war...but what right does RWBY actually have to know his secrets?
    He hasn't known them for long, he's only their headmaster and spoke with them on a few occasions. They weren't invited to fight with him, they just sort of came along for the ride. And...they're not huntsmen. No matter how much you'd like to argue, their first years, kids, they're stupid and emotional. Yang has anger and abandonment issues, Blake never listens to authority figures, Ruby is too naïve to understand the desperation of the war itself for underhanded methods, and Weiss is completely loyal to her team what with it being the family she never had and will immediately side with the others.
    They keep expecting him to immediately trust them, but they haven't earned it. Fighting alongside him doesn't automatically make them worthy of such trust. At all. The only exception for this is Qrow, Qrow has been working with Ozpin for years yet he didn't tell him.

    • @silvershadowhero528
      @silvershadowhero528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I completely agree with you

    • @taiis.b8929
      @taiis.b8929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Now while I do also agree. You have to remember that as kids (and protagonists) they need to know everything on why they want to risk their lives for a reincarnated spirt. Even when they don’t deserve it but hey. Got to let the fans know on why as well.

    • @captaindrake1235
      @captaindrake1235 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@taiis.b8929 While I do agree that we'd need to know eventually, doing it now when things are still pretty new is just...well, appeasing the fanbase. And fact of the matter is that they can leave any time, he's not forcing them or anything. If they don't like how he does things, then just leave.
      And you can't use the justification of risking their lives, EVERYONE'S life is in danger, all of humanity is at risk from Salem. The Grimm have control over most of the planet and surround humanity from all sides, Salem is winning no matter how you look at it and her agents are everywhere plotting the fall of the kingdoms. Its either do something and possibly survive, or do nothing and die.
      ...but that being said, I would like some answers. I really want to know what his past is.

    • @taiis.b8929
      @taiis.b8929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Captaindrake123
      Well the fanbase is a very scary thing. And mostly you would want to appease them to get them to not bitch over everything. And while yes they do have the choice to leave, then we’d lose protagonists that have a chance to develop. And after watching volume 3 all I’m eager to see is how many times I will see “That’s a lot of knowledge they just dropped.”
      But your points are valid and I’m not trying to argue, just saying you have to do something to keep things interesting with teenagers.

    • @captaindrake1235
      @captaindrake1235 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@taiis.b8929 Fair enough, I get that. I'm just tired of everyone blaming and shitting on Ozpin for everything. Everyone seems to have this idea in their heads that HE'S the devil, and that he's never done any good. It annoys the hell out of me how short-sighted everyone is.

  • @melchiorzibeon5024
    @melchiorzibeon5024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    DAMN THAT GOT DEEP! Really, that part with Ozpin explaining in thought what he meant about faith in humanity, that felt like current DBZA seriousness/maturity.

  • @CrumblingCube
    @CrumblingCube  6 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    WHY IS SALEM CUTE AF NOW?
    Also: CALLED IT!

    • @huskyland1259
      @huskyland1259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Crumbling Cube I love this it is so accurate of what Oscar would really think

    • @lolbitthefox6403
      @lolbitthefox6403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Crumbling Cube IKR I was like.....shit she cute af

    • @TheJaredPunch
      @TheJaredPunch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crumbling Cube because backstory plot

    • @sonicd577
      @sonicd577 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ozpin give me my gun Oscar turn down my life with someone's mind

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Star The Solar Hex Salem went from a literal devil to literal Greek goddess. Get yourself a girl who can do both.

  • @shakieltaylor9995
    @shakieltaylor9995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    "now thats just pathetic oz look at your self is this humanity's great defender"
    damn crumbling cube nice one

    • @jamesroad316
      @jamesroad316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      considering he might be the only hope and the years kinda fucked him up

    • @lucasf6946
      @lucasf6946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Especially since Ozpin didn't even respond.

  • @Ferrilsblood
    @Ferrilsblood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    "...Ozpin's dirty secrets dot PDF." - Hahahahah! Oh that was so good! I love the fight between Oscar and Ozpin. It was a long time coming! XD
    P.S. Can we have a "What Maria Calaver Thinks of..." etc, PLEAAASEEE!!!

    • @EditDeath
      @EditDeath 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      How about a "What Everyone Thought of the Salem Reveal" video? The WTF is strong with that moment.

    • @Ferrilsblood
      @Ferrilsblood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@EditDeath That would be AWESOME XD... but I don't think it will happen soon, given how 'fresh' the episode is.

    • @EditDeath
      @EditDeath 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe. At this point, I'd be happy with just a 10 second video where we get the reveal and everyone yells "Holy shit" in unison.

    • @miikusaba546
      @miikusaba546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EditDeath It’s something that we didn’t know we needed until now.

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok... I doubt he'd file that so obviously.

  • @phoenixag196
    @phoenixag196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Rip Ozpin's hidden stash, No Nut November couldn't protect it.

  • @wyvernspiritoffical8934
    @wyvernspiritoffical8934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    *Jin Appears*
    Me: *stares once again in gay*

  • @jamesroad316
    @jamesroad316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    well considering i just watched ep3, break up is an understatement. more like the divorce from hell

    • @ajstudios9210
      @ajstudios9210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You watched it already?

    • @brianbrush5107
      @brianbrush5107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ajstudios9210 It was on daily motion

    • @FantomPhoenix
      @FantomPhoenix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brianbrush5107 Ha! I saw it there too.

    • @brianbrush5107
      @brianbrush5107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FantomPhoenix sweet.

    • @logancarothers5268
      @logancarothers5268 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FantomPhoenix me too, best episode

  • @StarforceOnAir
    @StarforceOnAir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The banter between Oscar and Ozpin is simply amazing. I wish it was like this in the actual show.
    Also, Ozpin has a point with keeping Lionheart's betrayal a secret.

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks! Yeah this scene is really what the whole "birds" conversation should've been.

  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    International “Rip on Ozpin day”
    Should be a thing in the fandom

    • @aerialmacaroon6312
      @aerialmacaroon6312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As well as “stab cinder day”

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone watched Power Rangers the Movie. "What is this? Pick on the Frog day?"

  • @pedanticat9479
    @pedanticat9479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    I just saw the new RWBY episode and oh boy, one of your jokes in a past Oscar video is totally true

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I can't tell you how happy I am one of my dumb jokes is actually canon.

    • @allblazing1160
      @allblazing1160 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@CrumblingCube oh oh did she open pandora's box or did ozpin screw over salem first in the cruelest of way's tall me so i can laugh at ozpins failures i need to know

    • @piratekingthaszar7912
      @piratekingthaszar7912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@allblazing1160 answer is yes

    • @alexandram2486
      @alexandram2486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@allblazing1160 The latter

    • @lilowhitney8614
      @lilowhitney8614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@allblazing1160 well, he definitely screwed her

  • @FixTheWi-Fi
    @FixTheWi-Fi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Anyone else think this actually almost makes the scene better? You manage to keep the real serious stuff serious, perhaps even upping the drama.
    It's like how TFS builds upon the original DBZ, only this is building on something that came out a week ago.

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thanks! LittleKuriboh, TFS and SWE are definitely huge influences.

    • @TheLanydx
      @TheLanydx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would actually love a full abridged RWBY by you guys.

    • @roeimakikiderikadragontwin9898
      @roeimakikiderikadragontwin9898 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like (JoyRide Entertainment) & (KRWBY Productions) did as well.

  • @phanboy8059
    @phanboy8059 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Ozpin's silence from 7:26 to 7:28 was pure gold.

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know right

  • @marcopohl4875
    @marcopohl4875 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    remember when i said under the adam video that i prefer in character interpretations? i also love it when comedy shows take things a little more seriously and show character depth, MAKING THIS LITERALLY PERFECT!

  • @Dawnslight16
    @Dawnslight16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Damn hormones, Ozpin always resents being reincarnated in a younger body. Also Winter

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's the only possible explanation as to why Qrow would stop staring.

    • @Dawnslight16
      @Dawnslight16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@CrumblingCube I'd think Qrow would be thinking this seems very familiar but your right, Winter would probably be jealous

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@CrumblingCube He was just being polite.

    • @Dawnslight16
      @Dawnslight16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Merilirem And he's wearing very thin pants

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Dawnslight16 His niece is right there too. Both of them. So many children present.

  • @TheJaredPunch
    @TheJaredPunch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Ozpin basically had a problem with girls.

    • @jamesroad316
      @jamesroad316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      or was one girl the REAL problem.

    • @TheJaredPunch
      @TheJaredPunch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      jamesroad316 true

  • @avihaygozlan8739
    @avihaygozlan8739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    well... i think that ozpin and abridged kirito can be BFF's... both looking down on humans...

    • @LockeLynx
      @LockeLynx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And both of them dont like it when they're being called out for being wrong.

    • @avihaygozlan8739
      @avihaygozlan8739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@LockeLynx but kirito as the founder of the "kirito is always right foundation"' is always right... unlike yang...

    • @LockeLynx
      @LockeLynx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@avihaygozlan8739 and yet the acronym for said Foundation is KIARF, which is INCREDIBLY stupid and only stupid arrogant-level intellects could've possibly came up with that.

    • @avihaygozlan8739
      @avihaygozlan8739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LockeLynx well.... it is kirito that we are talking about.... he did ate some wierd random plants to level up his alchemy... and he do thinks that he is above us...

  • @enwarrior8163
    @enwarrior8163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Goddammit That Qrow section with Winter and Jinn broke me! XD

  • @bradpara
    @bradpara 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Oscar, you have now earned the right to have Ruby have your babies

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nope.

    • @lisanavarro2782
      @lisanavarro2782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yesssssssssss

    • @rudoskudos4047
      @rudoskudos4047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think Ruby's older than Oscar xD

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rudoskudos4047 Yes but they are within the same age range as her and all the other school kids. So he and Oscar is the same as her and any student age wise.
      Not that age really matters that much in fictional ships. I mean it only matter for Oscar because he's so young. Age differences are not much of an issue as long as everyone is old enough. Peoples feeling vary on that however for mostly ridiculous reasons.

    • @lisanavarro2782
      @lisanavarro2782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blog einer Alienkartoffel Ya but it’s just 2 years 😂😂

  • @davemarx7856
    @davemarx7856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    One thing I recently noticed...
    When Oscar first started talking to Ozpin, Ozpin stated that he was also confused about what was going on when it happened to him.
    So, I don't think the ORIGINAL old man is really in there anymore. Every reincarnation sees the new soul assimilating the old soul, not the other way around. So eventually Oscar will have a lot of Ozpin's memories... but it will be Oscar Pine. So maybe Ozpin isn't lying so much as he is (like everyone else) not fully clued in. He's working with bits and pieces from the guy who came to him, who would have been working with bits and pieces from yet another incarnation.
    He's still a secretive bastard, that Ozpin... but he may have reason to withhold information he doesn't understand himself.
    Just a thought.
    Edit
    Having watched 6/3 now... I'm guessing there is still a little bit of *Ozma* in their somewhere.
    6/3 was a frakking roller coaster

    • @andrewappleton-clark3987
      @andrewappleton-clark3987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow, droppin' the name on peeps like that. I've seen it too but not everyone has. Also, an interesting theory, noice. :3

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@andrewappleton-clark3987
      The name doesn't mean anything.

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh gods, a typo 😱
      *there

    • @andrewappleton-clark3987
      @andrewappleton-clark3987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@davemarx7856 Wait was there a typo?
      Also, what I meant was: it's kinda cruel to tease people without first memberships like that because while the name may not seem important to those who *have* seen the episode, to those who *haven't* it's a whole different ball-game for reasons that I hope I don't have to explain.

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andrewappleton-clark3987
      It was a typo at the end of my original post.
      The way I see it, I didn't spoil anything. I teased a new character 😈

  • @MrTigracho
    @MrTigracho 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    In hindsight, being Ozpin is suffering.
    Her lover became an immortal monster.
    He has been living for a very long time, seeing friends and allies fall by the sands of time.
    Or being betrayed by them.
    Not to mention the people that died because they were dragged to his cause, That. Sticks. To you.Forever.

  • @kitkat12021
    @kitkat12021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The real question I want answered is: Where the hell is Ozpin's Cane?!

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh.. You're right I didn't notice that. Did he drop it or is it just in his pocket?

    • @elizabethwilliams5211
      @elizabethwilliams5211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These kids were so hostile that i wonder if they would hurt oscar/ozpin just becauce he was going for the lamp.
      It kinda was worrisome to me when i saw it.

  • @opinionatedlasagna458
    @opinionatedlasagna458 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    GET TO THE
    BACK!!!!!!!

  • @VerliesMeister
    @VerliesMeister 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Who now wants the thought of ruby in this part?

  • @lienhua5558
    @lienhua5558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The fusion dance?
    Oz were you secretly involved with Pink Diamond’s shattering?

    • @marcopohl4875
      @marcopohl4875 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i think he meant the DBZ one, could still be the SU one though...

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like the creation of Gogeta.

  • @jonathonsirlord8251
    @jonathonsirlord8251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    7:47 Well someone's BALLS! finally Dropped at the sight of a women
    😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔Sorry Ruby

  • @MewDenise
    @MewDenise 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Lol! The door soundeffect xD

  • @aminebachir3394
    @aminebachir3394 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I wanna hear about the girl in the tower , not tomorrow not after breakfast....... NOW !!!!!!

    • @peachsodammd1729
      @peachsodammd1729 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i already know but im not gonna spoil it but your in for a treat

    • @aminebachir3394
      @aminebachir3394 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you saw on the site didn't you ? I lost my accout after they changed their sites so I'm a youtube pleb now LUL

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aminebachir3394 he he he lets just say Salem realy should have played Shadow of the Colossus and also Ozpin realy should have have not followed his boner -_-

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@demi-fiendoftime3825 His boner did nothing wrong.

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Merilirem The God of Light warned him he would only find pain where he once found comfort and what's the first thing he does but go back to Salem and basicly sets up the whole conflict between the two in the first place -_-

  • @PotatoGurlSasha
    @PotatoGurlSasha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Oscar: You get to the back!
    *Door slams*
    Yang just got out burned.

  • @DragonMaster32200
    @DragonMaster32200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    3:46
    Me: "MY BABY" *grabs Ozcar and protects him from the world*

  • @megidolaon6045
    @megidolaon6045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Wow, Ozpin as an actually interesting character with deep dialog. This is both funny and good writing.

  • @brunoraoni
    @brunoraoni 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Raven was right all along, Ozpin really isint the good guy that everyone think he is... However, maybe thats not entirely bad, maybe he is the hero humanity needs... Not the one it deserves....

    • @EditDeath
      @EditDeath 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I suspect that Ozpin draws more inspiration from the Wizard of Oz than we originally thought. Just an old fraud who might still be able to help under the right circumstances.

    • @kenyeo1213
      @kenyeo1213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nope he just got screw over by Salem and the gods and is trying to clean up his ex wife mess

    • @juliaondrasova3714
      @juliaondrasova3714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      To be honest... If humanity got a hero that it deserves... God help us.

    • @eyesnapples6167
      @eyesnapples6167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      TheRedHuskie That’s where you’re wrong
      The problem with Ozpin is that he is too much of a god guy, he’s blindly convinced that good shall prevail
      That’s why he’s still fighting when he knows deep inside that he’s no match.

  • @phanboy8059
    @phanboy8059 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:52 is EXACTLY my reaction at that reveal. And then I remembered it's Ozpin we are talking about here.

  • @insertusernamehere3173
    @insertusernamehere3173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:10
    The man with two souls, each one fighting for control
    They really were fighting over control in that moment.

  • @paulwayne8367
    @paulwayne8367 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "No you get to the back." Oscar

  • @haru.4267
    @haru.4267 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I feel so bad for Oscar tho... He never asked for any of this...

    • @LyricalNova25
      @LyricalNova25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Haru- Chan SAME HERE! Protecc the cinnamon roll!

    • @LockeLynx
      @LockeLynx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh gosh, how do you think the group will deal with him now? I doubt they'll trust Ozpin and want to leave him. I'll bet the only one who'll keep him around is Ruby.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@LockeLynx In the opening they split the people into two groups on either side. Ozpin is with JNR and we never see him with RWBY past this point.
      Its at the end of the opening.

    • @haru.4267
      @haru.4267 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah but we also see that Ruby is carrying the relic so they don’t trust Ozpin anymore.
      Oscar going with team JNR would be interesting but I think Qrow still wants to be with Ozpin without quitting Ruby and Yang. Besides they’re stranded right now.

  • @kamikoinoue9468
    @kamikoinoue9468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Well, let's see the form response for lying about a retainer who betrayed me to spare their blashes". - "You have form responses, how many time have you done this?" - "More than I care to admit!"
    You know, if you think about it it's not funny at all, it's freaking sad. I love it when a comedy places something that seems to be a funny thing but turns out to give you real creeps when you think about it carefully. And you guys are doing it amazing. Please, keep it going :)

  • @5amm0n79
    @5amm0n79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    yo so not going to lie when i saw salem as human i was just like HOLY SHIT THE BASTERDS CALLED IT XD but also is gin voiced by colleen clinkenbeard? the voice of erza scarlet from fairy tail?

  • @blessedarethepeacemakers.1457
    @blessedarethepeacemakers.1457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    6:56
    Qrow shame on you
    Not every bird has *A Bird’s Wish*
    XD I think I made a new ship :3

  • @lilowhitney8614
    @lilowhitney8614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    spoilers for episode 3
    Ozpin didn't do anything wrong, in fact he barely had any agency before he left Salem. So why would Oscar react to the memories this way?
    Unless... Well It's obvious Ozpin is really ashamed of it and holds a lot of guilt for things that're not his fault. So maybe Oscar saw the memories how Oz sees them instead of how they really are?

    • @jamesroad316
      @jamesroad316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah.... it was fucked up too

    • @ottoleois9323
      @ottoleois9323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grey and Grey. Two sides of the same coin it seems.

    • @brianbrush5107
      @brianbrush5107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's more the fact he kept such vital information secret out of guilt for so long.

    • @lilowhitney8614
      @lilowhitney8614 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@brianbrush5107 what information are you talking about? Everything we've seen in the episode was his own personal life and so much of it was quite truamatic (like being burned alive by your wife after you both accidently killed you kids, wtf crwby) so I don't see how it's vital information. The stuff from the previous episode doesn't count since it has differenr reasons and is a seperate discussion.

    • @brianbrush5107
      @brianbrush5107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lilowhitney8614 It was the origin and motivation of the being that was causing all of this

  • @elliottgaal9774
    @elliottgaal9774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Poor Oscar is gonna go through hell cause of Oz's omissions.
    Even worse is that he's surrounded by lovely ladies who now want to tear him a new one.
    He's not coming out of this safely or sane possibly.
    He needs his waifu now more than ever.
    Please Ruby save Oscar, you're his only hope.

    • @lucasf6946
      @lucasf6946 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Let's hope team RWBY will be able to remember the difference between Oscar and Ozpin. Otherwise, yeah, he's a dead man.

    • @elliottgaal9774
      @elliottgaal9774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lucasf6946 I hope so as well. It might push Ruby and Oscar together.
      It'd funny if they start doting on Oscar. Thus began the Oscar harem.

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just hope they stop treating him like he's not even there or doesn't matter. That really pisses me off! And please for gods sake, someone please talk to both of these two?! Ruby & Oscar have both been strong for too long and need a bit to just break down! Please?!

  • @animalia5554
    @animalia5554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Pure things are unexpectedly fragile.

    • @animalia5554
      @animalia5554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Follow-up: Alloys are stronger

  • @Drakerai
    @Drakerai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    oh dude, she really did not take that break up well

    • @jokingbee.2852
      @jokingbee.2852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She took it so bad she gave ozpin a burning headache

    • @jamesroad316
      @jamesroad316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and the divorce was more violent than any prison fight

  • @chriszepeda7873
    @chriszepeda7873 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Wish these were canon

    • @PeoplecallmeLucifer
      @PeoplecallmeLucifer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait until next week

    • @brianbrush5107
      @brianbrush5107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well...we don't hear there thoughts in canon. So we can just call them Canon.

    • @dumpsockpuppet5619
      @dumpsockpuppet5619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can alway calnit *HEADCANON*
      - ba dum ts

  • @Astral_thee_God
    @Astral_thee_God 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This episode tap danced on my heart and then allowed Thanos to crush it like Loki’s neck. I’m ready to sleep for a year. Ozpin needs a hug

  • @LyricalNova25
    @LyricalNova25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I JUST FINISHED CHAPTER 3 AND I NEEDED THIS TO CALM DOWN AFTER ALL THAT-

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I CANT BE CALM AFTER THAT.

    • @LyricalNova25
      @LyricalNova25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Crumbling Cube IM TRYING, IM TRYING TO BE CALM-
      AFTER THIS, I STARTED BINGING RWBY CHIBI AND TRYING TO RE-ENACT THEM (to help with my voice acting) SO THAT HELPED A BIT

    • @f.o.8547
      @f.o.8547 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LyricalNova25 lol chill

    • @LyricalNova25
      @LyricalNova25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fidestic F.O. IM TRYINGGGGGGGGGGG

    • @PabloHernandez-gl5ij
      @PabloHernandez-gl5ij 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CrumblingCube okay I know most of you guys don't like spoilers but if you guys watched chapter 3 then I hope the gods answer that phone because you guys fucking called it

  • @brianbrush5107
    @brianbrush5107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Okay.
    I feel like I'm the only person in the fan base who is still wondering WTF the deal with Maria is.

    • @loganhunter2119
      @loganhunter2119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They probably care but we have too many things going to pay much attention to a character that just showed...we wanted the ozpin backstory since the whole "I made more mistakes than any man woman or child "line

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I concluded that she's Salems agent. A silver eyed warrior whose eyes were taken but got spared under conditions or a woman without eyes told secrets to make her story work. She's there to drive a wedge between them and lead Ruby astray. Thats why the scene transitions from her looking at Ruby with Qrow by her side to Qrow being dragged away.
      Just a theory but its mine.

    • @africanwallflower4816
      @africanwallflower4816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Brian brush I keep telling you people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      THAT'S KATARA'S GRAN-GRAN🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
      Time travel people, look it up.🤷‍♀️

  • @rga0019
    @rga0019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:38 wait a minute...
    HOLY SHIT! OZPIN WAS DARTH VADER?!

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ozpin was Anakin? Well I guess that means we can now use Prequel Memes for Chapter 3... Spoilers btw.

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Actualy that was Salem Ozpin was Padme

  • @brianbrush5107
    @brianbrush5107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The "going down a path I can't follow" reference are a little funny when you consider(Spoilers)
    That fits what happned with Salem and Ozpin.

  • @BeetleTricks411
    @BeetleTricks411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I just realized Oscar vs Ozpin counts as a Jojo reference(Vento Aureo)

  • @anaraboudreaux6406
    @anaraboudreaux6406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ok so my first reaction when he (Ozpin) said "Where's the Relic" and the camera panned to Ruby my first thought was "Oh heck to the no he ain't laying a finger on her Ozpin but you know who'll stop you farm boy" .

  • @travonarmstrong6093
    @travonarmstrong6093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    7:49
    Oscar is us when we first saw this.

  • @zerentigin7731
    @zerentigin7731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was great, please do more Oscar/Ozpin (as long it's possible to do) along with the future inner monologues

  • @brianbrush5107
    @brianbrush5107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:22 I didn't see Weiss and Blake's reactions at first. Thankyou for that

  • @pumpkin2986
    @pumpkin2986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:04 No... YOU get to the back!
    Dammit Oscar, stop being legitimately badass in a parody series

  • @MrMoustache144
    @MrMoustache144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Spoilers for episode 3 guys
    Y'all did call it which makes this even more amazing! 😂😂😂 keep up the good work.👍

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He took the kids She took the nation and the house XD

  • @katlynlazuli8954
    @katlynlazuli8954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Katara and Toph did the fusion dance”
    Omg

  • @anaraboudreaux6406
    @anaraboudreaux6406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ozpin: "I'm not saying I have reason to believe you won't betray me"
    Ozpin's head: "Except for you Miss Belladonna you filthy Faunus Leo was a lion and I can't trust a lion's cousin"
    Me: Excuse me Ozpin but don't compare Leo to Blake (*Sorry but She's one of my favorite characters*)

  • @Yesitsmyrealname
    @Yesitsmyrealname 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Well then Go to hell Padme I mean Oscar"
    This is the best episode ever.
    I Wonder if Oz hates sand too

  • @Sleepy_46290
    @Sleepy_46290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oscar, my little cinnamon roll. 🥺 Also, I heard Padmai? (I think that’s how we spell that) OH! MY! GOD!!........... Ozpin, why do you want me to turn in my Star Wars Fandom!!!!

  • @makisonoda7925
    @makisonoda7925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Break-up in the worst possible way." That's the understatement of the century Ozpin.
    "Why does it matter who carries the relic?"
    So levelheaded Blake Belladonna.
    And Yang is getting more pissed at Ozpin. Why does anyone even listen to the Tortured Soul that is Ozpin again.?
    Great vid by the way!

    • @LockeLynx
      @LockeLynx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because hearing him out is a WAY better alternative that being a slave pawn to the Grimm Queen Salem!

    • @makisonoda7925
      @makisonoda7925 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LockeLynx
      Isn't everyone in RWBY a slave pawn to someone? At least Yang is actually questioning Ozpin. Finally Two members of Team RWBY got guts a stern spines.

    • @LockeLynx
      @LockeLynx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@makisonoda7925 fair point.

    • @makisonoda7925
      @makisonoda7925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LockeLynx
      I honestly think that Ozpin is still hiding facts and manipulating things for his own benefit. And as we've seen, Yang ain't gonna that lie and half-truth shit no more.

    • @jamesroad316
      @jamesroad316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@makisonoda7925 watch episode 3 and you will know just how tortured ozpin really is

  • @justinbrummett
    @justinbrummett 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Never in my life have I wanted something so bad and not know until I received it.

  • @saiblade4754
    @saiblade4754 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Damn, man. Sick burns to Ozpin.

  • @Dragonlover553
    @Dragonlover553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I feel like half the problems of the series only exist because negativity attracts Grimm. No, really, it would make Ozpin's job so much easier if they couldn't sense it.

  • @dontmindme1681
    @dontmindme1681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My heart really goes out to Oscar. I get why Qrow flipped his shit, but c'mon dude: Oscar is just the messenger, and you punched him.

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah he looked at his niece that one time. Qrow knows what he's doing

  • @alecbyrd3031
    @alecbyrd3031 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:16 oh shot fired

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      RWBY Moms Power Rankings
      1. Kali - top 10 anime moms easily
      2. Summer (KIA) - oof you know its bad when a dead mom is better than the 2 below
      3. Willow (MIA) - always drunk
      4. Raven - left to buy cigarettes 18 years ago.

    • @whitewolf3051
      @whitewolf3051 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CrumblingCube In a way, Raven edged out Chi-Chi as the worst mother in anime.

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bad motherhood via neglect vs Bad motherhood via over parenting

  • @sammitodoroki909
    @sammitodoroki909 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    WHY DOSE ALL OF THE WORLD HAVE TO PAY FOR OZPINS EVIL EX?!?!?

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OR IS IT OZPIN'S OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND?

    • @sammitodoroki909
      @sammitodoroki909 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CrumblingCube hmmmm I still thinks its an evil ex

    • @jamesroad316
      @jamesroad316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sammitodoroki909 considering what she did NO SPOILERS i would say more like boss wife from hell

    • @zekiertheripper6299
      @zekiertheripper6299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that his ex-wife

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zekiertheripper6299 a brake up so bad she took the house and nation and his curent life at the time XD And it took Oz about 100 lives to get over it and pull himself back together

  • @NSixtyFour
    @NSixtyFour 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Cant trust a lions cousin! Im dead!

  • @mysteriousmagicthief
    @mysteriousmagicthief 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How did Oscar get into a folder marked "Secret"? Everyone knows that's the best security there is!

  • @queenmarybee8881
    @queenmarybee8881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "BLAST YOU AND YOUR 14 YR OLD BODY THIS IS A MESS" IM DYING

    • @elleramirez1373
      @elleramirez1373 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kind of wish there were more jokes like that

  • @TheJaredPunch
    @TheJaredPunch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This Volume may possibly be darker than Volume 3

  • @lostsoul2271
    @lostsoul2271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:48 *Oscar .exe has stop working*

    • @CrumblingCube
      @CrumblingCube  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everyone.exe has stopped working.

  • @FoxCEIC
    @FoxCEIC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SO MUCH AVATAR REFERENCES IN THE Oscar thinks SERIES!!!

  • @ameos3815
    @ameos3815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    So did anyone watch volume 6 episode 3?

    • @TheJaredPunch
      @TheJaredPunch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crowned Clown yes

    • @shakieltaylor9995
      @shakieltaylor9995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      where can I watch it
      please its killing me to find out what happened

    • @PostStorm
      @PostStorm 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      My mind has been blown!!!

    • @pedanticat9479
      @pedanticat9479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have and it's amazing! It also confirm that Ozpin isn't evil

    • @RubixCubist
      @RubixCubist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shakieltaylor9995 Rooster Teeth First fam. Or just get a VRV Premium account, it's way cheaper and gives you way more than just Rooster Teeth stuff.

  • @justabossman6147
    @justabossman6147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I only now noticed but Weiss was ready to stab Oscar/Ozpin (7:20)

  • @dumpsockpuppet5619
    @dumpsockpuppet5619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is canon , it just so happens it isn't poster on Rooster Teeth website, but as far as i know this is totally canon

  • @emperorcaligula9098
    @emperorcaligula9098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Calling it right here and now, The Original Oz is from Earth.

  • @aurawarrior1367
    @aurawarrior1367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Oz, I'm going to need new pants"
    "Damn you and your 14-year-old body, what a mess!"
    WHEEZE

  • @anaraboudreaux6406
    @anaraboudreaux6406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    oscar:how the how the heck did you screw this up
    Ozpin:well remember when i said

  • @brianbrush5107
    @brianbrush5107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:22
    Weiss and Blake:Protect the rubes!

  • @21_streets68
    @21_streets68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oscar: Oz, you're going down a path I can't follow
    Ozpin: Then screw you Padame-- I mean Oscar
    😂😂😂😂 I'm dying

  • @sageoffire3964
    @sageoffire3964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oscar: Humunahumunahumuna how did you screw this up?
    Ozpin" Remember when I said "Someone who took a breakup.in the WORST possible way."
    Cube: Holy shit we called it. We actually called it.
    Me: Since when does death count as a proper break up? It's f***ing death.

  • @snowiblaze
    @snowiblaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:38
    *MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER DIMENSION*
    Padme: Anakin, your going down a path I can't follow!
    Anakin: Well then go to hell Oscar- I mean Padme!
    Padme: ...
    Anakin: ...
    Padme: Who's Oscar?
    Anakin *staring blankly at nothing*: I don't know either.

    • @daedalus4748
      @daedalus4748 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meanwhile
      Obi-Wan: WTF

  • @jekrolandmalangenmalangen6398
    @jekrolandmalangenmalangen6398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ah ozpin it's always a running joke and Oz secret file hmm what team rwby think of ozpin

  • @alphawolf6334
    @alphawolf6334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We all know that when jinn showed up yang had to hold a handkerchief to her nose so blake didn't see the bleeding

  • @twinodoom
    @twinodoom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Raven didn't suck, she just left Summer to do it for her because she doesn't want commit to anything anymore, and Summer died. So that was Taiyang's fault for not remarrying a third time.

    • @whitewolf3051
      @whitewolf3051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And who was Taiyang was suppose to marry, Glynda?

  • @tearoses9940
    @tearoses9940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oscar: Well, Mr. Ozpin... do you wanna know what I think?

  • @JDB100
    @JDB100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Damn Jin thic

  • @dudethatlovessongs
    @dudethatlovessongs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:55 Love Qrows reaction! XD