Pay2Weed Pucci: "But my C-Moon... can reverse gravity" Giorno: "Reverse gravity my ass. MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! WRYYYYYYY! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! MUUUUUDAAAAA! Catch him Josuke!" Josuke; "ikr" Crazy Diamond: "DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA! DORA! Jolyne!" Jolyne: "kk grunkle. ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA! Daaaaad!" Jotaro: "Gimme a break... Star Platinum! The World!" Star Platinum: "gg. ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA (x69)" Pucci: [ded]
jonathan: so you're dio's son... huh joseph: **feels threatened around giorno** jotaro: i killed your dad but you're cool, i guess josuke: thug life, gang gang, nice jolyne: **acts like giorno's big sister**
Giorno relations... I think. Jonathan=Father George1=Grandfather George2=Brother Joseph=Nephew Holly=Neice Jotaro=Great Great Great Nephew Josuke=Great Nephew Jolyne=Gureto Times 4 Neice DIO=Adoptive uncle Speedwagon=God
Dio Brando Holly is his grandniece, because Holly is the daughter of Joseph. Jotaro is his great grandnephew, for he is the son of Holly. Josuke is his grandnephew. Jolyne is his great great grandniece. Finally, DIO is his "adoptive" father.
Sunken Ships Giorno has more traits of Dio than Jonathan. This is why Araki never said "Jonarhan's son " but "Dio's son made with the body of Jonathan" . During 1985-1986 Dio probabily had control of 75/80% of JoJo's body
“Why are female stand users so tough?” Well uhhh Jolyne was raised by Jotaro, a badass who gets about 4 part screentime, and he was also a dad who neglected his daughter so uhhhhh
Wait....Giorno said that Gold Experience and Crazy Diamond were quite similar...could it be... *T H E Y A R E T H E S A M E T Y P E O F S T A N D ? ! ? !*
Part 4 formula first meting they kick eachothers asses Second meeting they are friends First meeting: Giorno, give me back my wallet god damn it Second meeting: Heal my ass and i'll heal yours
@@ahmadalhashmi8940 Nope, DIO impregnated Giorno's mom while still using jonathan's sperm, but i guess one nutsack was DIO'ed but the other wasnt? Since he could control one half better... its complicated, he got two dads, one mom.
So far I see the relationships between him and the others like this. Jonathan: They don't even recognize eachother Joseph: They do NOT get along well Jotaro: This is just sad, Giorno doesn't realise that his real father is Jonathan Josuke: AW YEAH EVERYONE JOIN IN GOLD IS UNBREAKABLE AM I RIGHT? Jolyne: She gets too excited for him, so they're kinda neutral.
no, there is a reason giorno have green eyes in the anime, they are a mix of jonathan blue eyes and dio yellow eyes, Giorno has 2 biological fathers, accept it
Josuke and giorno shouldve met. Including them being jojo's they both have almost heart shaped holes in their clothing and they are both Illegitimate children
6:05 Giorno: Here,let me heal your wounds, Josuke. Josuke: GREAT! You saved my butt! *Healing began* Jotaro: Josuke(Echoes):AAAAAAAAAAAAGHH Jotaro: looks like the rain began to sound like Josukes voice again.
Giorno: Jonathan, I’m your son Jonathan: Really!?!?! *Hugs Giorno* My own son is here, I’m sorry I didn’t get to spend time with you Giorno: It’s Okay Jonathan: And I see that you have your mother’s blonde hair ^w^ Giorno: Umm.....
Aw man, it would be cool a part 9 manga where giorno meets jotaro (i say this because maybe is alive after the reset universe thing) and the remaining joestars to fight a fucking o.p stand user and in the way giorno discover the truth about his bloodline...
Pay2Weed It would have to be a spin off or side story. Much like Eyes of Heaven. Cause the Part 7 and 8 universe aren't connected to the previous universe. They are a completely new universe
Monzai bu jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Alternate_Universe "Importantly, Hirohiko Araki has not stated whether the universe shown at the end of Stone Ocean is the SBR universe or an altogether different one; and he indicates in the All Star Battle guidebook that Diamond is Unbreakable and JoJolion are parallel worlds not linked in time or space, and that their respective characters will never meet each other in the manga, including both Josukes and Rohan."
In the end of SC Everything was alerted by MiH he was gana Alter even more but then he go killed resulting to another loop Iam not saying they are the same or they are different I'm just saying we simply we just don't know
0:30 Well Giorno, its gonna be a little tough for him to tell you about your father because you just put him in an infinite death loop. Maybe don't do that next time
You know what makes me really sad? Giorno never knew about Jonathan. Probably never knew he even existed. Unless he talked to Jotaro/Joseph somehow. And even in EOH where they met, neither of them knew who the other was, other than they both have a connection to Dio. I wish EOH or some other thing would show them interacting more and actually talking about this, even if they wouldn't ever figure it out without someone else telling them
Josuke and Giorno would literally be the most OP team ever, you have one kid with the strongest stand in the world, and another kid with a super OP stand and the best part? They can both heal each other meaning as long as one of them are remaining after a battle they can just heal the other and be an unstoppable duo
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5:33 If this happened in Part 6... Ho, ho, ho. Pucci would be dead even before he got Made in Heaven.
and a better ending would be happen
Pay2Weed
Pucci: "But my C-Moon... can reverse gravity"
Giorno: "Reverse gravity my ass. MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! WRYYYYYYY! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! MUUUUUDAAAAA! Catch him Josuke!"
Josuke; "ikr"
Crazy Diamond: "DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA! DORA! Jolyne!"
Jolyne: "kk grunkle. ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA! Daaaaad!"
Jotaro: "Gimme a break... Star Platinum! The World!"
Star Platinum: "gg. ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA (x69)"
Pucci: [ded]
Lmfao
Nah I personally liked SC ending it was bittersweet
Monzai bu
I hate bittersweet.
Because of the bitter.
-WHY YOU DIED JOOOOOOTAAAAROOOO!?-
0:55
Jonathan: "Just what sort of relationship do you and Dio have?"
*Awkward pause*
Johnny: "Nah"
An Explosion it be that way
I know I'm 11 months late, but it was Gyro
nah, neither gyro or johnny had a relationship with diego, they are just racers. i wish araki ended the joestar vs brando with a bang though
@@caesar162 it's Jonnhy actually, Gyro is the large yellow hair
@@MeDicenPacho Also, h a t
"I got your MUDA right....."
"MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA"
That is why Jospeh doesn't engage in stand battles after Part 3.
*What the fuck is a **_Jospeh_*
wow. Giorno beat him so hard he developed alzheimers.
Lol
@@drizzziit1 I agree. E X P L A I N, M O R T A L.
@@drizzziit1 *God knows*
Technically, Jonathan is also your father, Giorno.
Dio's mind Jonathan's ballsack
+Teacup Gentleman savage
giorno is the result of a threesome
If Jonathan is both the father and the uncle, would that make him a Dunkle?
Dadcle
"Your father?! You mean... you're Dio's son?!"
...
Yes in other news lisa lisa being a baby 50 years ago means she's 50.
Bloody brilliant.
@@load-bearingcoconut5586
*O I J O S U K E*
@@Scazoid *I JUST FOUND OUT THAT YOUR DAD'S MOTHER IS HOT! AIN'T THAT WACKY?*
Jonathan and Joseph had their small brain moments sometimes
"I just wanted to take a closer look of the man who killed my father"
GO TAKE A LOOK AT DIO'S ASHES WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
+TheTacticianMagician roasted
Monzai bu Literally.
his real father is NOT Jhonatan. Yes Dio use Jhonatan's body but mostly is from Dio , sperm cels can't survive 100 years
dracopo WRONG
JOESTAR SEX DRIVE LASTS FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS
AS WELL AS SPERM CELLS
TheTacticianMagician
meanwhile Vanilla Ice starts kicking Jotaro in the chest with extreme hate and passion.
Giorno: Dio is my father
Jonathan: Your father? You mean... you're Dio's son?
Get your shit together Jonathan
But, Jonathan was dead. So he had no knowledge of Giorno's conception.
Dio was the action, but Jonathan had the...sperm...(cringe)
Calm down he just feels...
Betrayed.
I guess I would be too if my brother never told me he had a son until he was 15
pathfinder bro they hated each other
Yes thats what dio is my father means
I got a Digiorno pizza ad for this video.
just. perfection. Nothing else, perfection
Sheldon Moobo it sells mozzarella?
@@gonzalotorres5282 how bout...
*Gorugorunzola Gorugorunzola zola-zola-zola-zola-zola-zola-zo*
REALLY late reply but was the pizza Pepperoni Diavolo?
Pizza Mozarella
At least Giorno is more nice than his father
Witted Acrobat19 Diego is much nicer that Dio lol
That is not that hard tbh
Which father?
Eddie Dickerson omg have u even watched jojo you should know by now
Witted Acrobat19 one of thing he got from his other father I guessing
Wtf Josuke's and Giorno's interactions are so cute at the end!? it's such a shame that they never really met each other! Best bros!!
HinaTheBlue well I mean In a battle they would just continually heal each other until the enemy gave up
@@MariaLopez-lu8bf Can Giorno heal that fast? I know Josuke can but I forgot how long Gio takes
the new star not entirely sure
Ok first thing: josuke cant heal himself 2 thing Gold Experience has a way longer process of healing than crazy diamond
2 combined healer
I can't believe you didn't put the line where Joseph realizes Giorno is technically his uncle
U mean grandpa?
Khánh Lều no, he’s right it’s uncle
smhow,I read joseph to be josuke at that time?Maybe I was high :^) (jk,don't do drugs kids)
jonathan: so you're dio's son... huh
joseph: **feels threatened around giorno**
jotaro: i killed your dad but you're cool, i guess
josuke: thug life, gang gang, nice
jolyne: **acts like giorno's big sister**
Giorno seems much more younger than jolyne
@@justaspider6451 he is,
@@justaspider6451 As Mista would remind you, he's only fifteen after all
And Jolyne is 19
I feel like jolyne giorno and josuke would become best friends and just stick around each other all the time
Giorno relations... I think.
Jonathan=Father
George1=Grandfather
George2=Brother
Joseph=Nephew
Holly=Neice
Jotaro=Great Great Great Nephew
Josuke=Great Nephew
Jolyne=Gureto Times 4 Neice
DIO=Adoptive uncle
Speedwagon=God
Dio Brando Holly is his grandniece, because Holly is the daughter of Joseph. Jotaro is his great grandnephew, for he is the son of Holly. Josuke is his grandnephew. Jolyne is his great great grandniece. Finally, DIO is his "adoptive" father.
Sunken Ships Giorno has more traits of Dio than Jonathan. This is why Araki never said "Jonarhan's son " but "Dio's son made with the body of Jonathan" . During 1985-1986 Dio probabily had control of 75/80% of JoJo's body
dracopo But it lists DIO as the father and Jonathan as the biological father because in the end it's still Jonathan's body
Mr. Yolitz lol Speedwagon
Mr. Yolitz g
“You’ve inherited a bizarre fate, Giorno”
*You don’t say*
*all ops play at once*
_n o s h i t s h e r l o c k_
Giorno: **Puts Jonathan into a death/retire loop**
Also Giorno: *"Tell me about my dad"*
The reason why Giorno was conceived is because of Dio's head and Jonathan's head
Joestars are really good at giving head.
You meant Jonathan's heart?
*Dio's head and Jonathan's dicc
Well, two heads are better than one.
*rimshot*
Well that explains Giorno's infamous scene with Mista
6:09-6:12
think of the possibility of
Giorno and Josuke teaming
they'd be unstoppable
kkk ocybe You mean, *unbreakable*
Gold is Unbreakable
Dude tell that to Minecrafters
Wallet-stealing duo
@@khanhleu459 right? Shit breaks faster than anything
Giorno's such a good boy
Coco777 truly
a FABULOUSLY good boy
Exept when he steals wallets from his own family
No dignity.
HELL SPOON also when he's running a gang
Scooty To get rid of the no good drug.
I can't get over how the squares on Jolyne's pants look like Cheez-it's.
LOL
Tetrox I always thought they were Post-it notes.
Imagine if that was a new clothing trend. Just tape food to your clothes.
@@Emu- technically that trend is really outdated,as part 6 is in 2011
I thought it was like wind chimes or studs.
“Why are female stand users so tough?”
Well uhhh Jolyne was raised by Jotaro, a badass who gets about 4 part screentime, and he was also a dad who neglected his daughter so uhhhhh
Wait....Giorno said that Gold Experience and Crazy Diamond were quite similar...could it be... *T H E Y A R E T H E S A M E T Y P E O F S T A N D ? ! ? !*
Lu1z 4 3v3r And the voices you are a genius
And Josuke then proceeds to asspull by saying that he was able to make it Requiem just as how Jotaro did to DIO Over Heaven.
i can hear this context
Crazy diamond requiem
Best asspull ever
3:30 - 3:47
Did you fall asleep for a few minutes?
+President Haltmann yup
Amer g. Otok 8000 yen is approximately 80 bucks. It’s a fair price for about like going thru a state in the US
seconds*
Eventually Monzai bu stopped thinking
in japan the taxi prices are insane! one time we took a taxi to a theatre thingy which was about 3km away, it costed us more than $70
Part 4 formula
first meting they kick eachothers asses
Second meeting they are friends
First meeting: Giorno, give me back my wallet god damn it
Second meeting: Heal my ass and i'll heal yours
At 1:10 he actually says "I hate doing things that are pointless (=muda)"
welp it's the official translation, so it's whatever the devs want it to be :3
A9sAs doesn't he actually say "I hate saying useless"
@@gallatinx9357 dumb
@@seduyo false
1:02 No Giorno...I am your father!
Giorno Giovanna so giorno has two mothers?
@@ahmadalhashmi8940
Nope, DIO impregnated Giorno's mom while still using jonathan's sperm, but i guess one nutsack was DIO'ed but the other wasnt? Since he could control one half better... its complicated, he got two dads, one mom.
@@descimator Technically if Jojo is his dad,Erina is his stepmom lol
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Kazba ok
Giorno and josuke being a duo is the equivalent of playing a game with your friend and you are both medics but one is a higher level medic
So far I see the relationships between him and the others like this.
Jonathan: They don't even recognize eachother
Joseph: They do NOT get along well
Jotaro: This is just sad, Giorno doesn't realise that his real father is Jonathan
Josuke: AW YEAH EVERYONE JOIN IN GOLD IS UNBREAKABLE AM I RIGHT?
Jolyne: She gets too excited for him, so they're kinda neutral.
his real father is NOT Jhonatan. Yes Dio use jhonatan's body but mostly is from Dio , sperm cels can't survive 100 years
dracopo yeah but remember dio used Jonathan's body which made everything immortal including sperms so it's Jonathan's sperm.
dracopo it's like Jonathan is the biological father and DIO is the foster father.
no, there is a reason giorno have green eyes in the anime, they are a mix of jonathan blue eyes and dio yellow eyes, Giorno has 2 biological fathers, accept it
How about we agree on that BOTH are his fathers?
Giorno and Josuke would be a powerful duo. They can just heal both of their asses
6:06
Josuke gave Giorno his shining diamond and Giorno gave him the golden experience in return.....
God damnit
That took me a second, that’s a good one
*crazy diamond
Hide_ shining diamond is the English version
cLoWn tRaDe
@@egstolfo3554 I knoe
“Tell me about Dio, my father.”
Jonathan: he killed my dog
Jonathan: Giorno young man you come back and put on clothes right this second!
I love how deGorgino got so triggered by Joseph saying MUDA that he murders yukako
"why are all female stand users so tough?"
giorno drinks respect women juice
3:31 ZA WARUDO !
.
1 year have passed
Having stolen Joseph's wallet, Giorno gets Joseph a taxi, and the guy is like "wow, thanks"
Joseph is funny as usual, "I got your MUDA right here."
1:03 here you will see a wild Jonathan Joestar figuring out that Dio's son is the son of Dio
Yo I’d hate to fight a team of giorno and josuke they’d just keep healing each other 😂
"I hate having to say Muda"
*says Muda every time his Stand punches*
Good job Giorno, you trapped your true father in a death loop
4:04 really Jotaro?
Josuke and giorno shouldve met. Including them being jojo's they both have almost heart shaped holes in their clothing and they are both
Illegitimate children
That's soo true indeed..
And are at similar age
6:08
Narancia : I ... I'm not sure I've saw them clearly !
Okuyasu : Y...Yeah ! Me neither !
Giorno is giving a Gold Experience to Josuke's Crazy Diamond.
6:21 The son of DIO and the daughter of Jotaro seeing seeing eachother
I just realise that giorno personality is that of a gentleman, a lot like jonathan which is his father in a way
Razrio a gentleman doesn’t steal wallets
Goku sama Kakarotto a gentlemen doesn’t kill every drug dealer in italy
@@agssilv5919 he returns them tho XD
1:45 Joseph: *Predicts Words*”haha! TAKE THAT!”
Giorno:*reads mind*”Can you isn’t
Can Gio read mind?
Kira Bey Can Joseph actually predict words? Maybe
6:05
Giorno: Here,let me heal your wounds, Josuke.
Josuke: GREAT! You saved my butt!
*Healing began*
Jotaro:
Josuke(Echoes):AAAAAAAAAAAAGHH
Jotaro: looks like the rain began to sound like Josukes voice again.
Giorno:Crazy diamond, what a convenient ability
Johnny: Wut-
K.O
Giorno: Jonathan, I’m your son
Jonathan: Really!?!?! *Hugs Giorno* My own son is here, I’m sorry I didn’t get to spend time with you
Giorno: It’s Okay
Jonathan: And I see that you have your mother’s blonde hair ^w^
Giorno: Umm.....
That long pause just to press X 3:25 - 3:48
Bomber Nyx Coffee break I guess
He fell asleep(the one playin)
everytime Giorno meets someone
*WALLETS*
It's a problem
Aw man, it would be cool a part 9 manga where giorno meets jotaro (i say this because maybe is alive after the reset universe thing) and the remaining joestars to fight a fucking o.p stand user and in the way giorno discover the truth about his bloodline...
ohhhh nice idea
Pay2Weed It would have to be a spin off or side story. Much like Eyes of Heaven. Cause the Part 7 and 8 universe aren't connected to the previous universe. They are a completely new universe
Nana Stores We kinda dont know that it was never confrimed it was a separate universe cus MiH lopped the timeline
Monzai bu jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Alternate_Universe
"Importantly, Hirohiko Araki has not stated whether the universe shown at the end of Stone Ocean is the SBR universe or an altogether different one; and he indicates in the All Star Battle guidebook that Diamond is Unbreakable and JoJolion are parallel worlds not linked in time or space, and that their respective characters will never meet each other in the manga, including both Josukes and Rohan."
In the end of SC Everything was alerted by MiH he was gana Alter even more but then he go killed resulting to another loop Iam not saying they are the same or they are different I'm just saying we simply we just don't know
I just realized giorno is a joestar
+Fernando Perez yes he is hes Jonathan
he is jonathan body son
He has two dads lmao.
Fernando Perez lol
@@INCOGNITO-iq4qy that is mega gay
Josuke and Giorno would be a great combination on the anime.
Giorno: DIO is my father
Jonathan: your father? So you're DIO's son?
Everyone: *Nice observation*
Giorno steals? No dignity~
Bro did you watch part 5
1:18
Joseph: "Stupid kid! I have your muda ri-"
*gets ass beat*
0:30
Well Giorno, its gonna be a little tough for him to tell you about your father because you just put him in an infinite death loop. Maybe don't do that next time
0:15 GORUDO EKUSPERIENCE REKT-
Edit: nice 200 comments
6:42
Giorno: do you stand user
Jolyne: do I even answer that and
Showes her stand stonks
5:33 "your stand and my golden wind are quite similar"
*later josuke infinite deaths someone*
Giorno: aren't you the guy who killed my dad?
Jotaro: your dad took my great-great-grandfather's body
Jonathan: What's this feeling? Dio?
DIO using Jonathan's body: Well yes, but actually no.
I've been waiting for this vid cuz Giorono is my favorite jojo.
Josuke josuke josuke
0:25 Jojo Poses are so strong that theu can still work even without your clothes
{Your Father? You mean... you're Dio's son}
Hmmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
I love how giorno stole wallet from josuke and old joseph
Giorno's part in this game is just a big journey of stealing wallets and wanting to know about his father
Lol
I like how in the end of a fight gold experience is just like 👁👁
I love the interactions between giorno and josuke
3:22
Giorno's favourite drink
It's brown. It's coffee, not Abbaccio golden drink
Still, those subliminal Johnnys were the best thing
1:44 HE PULLED A JOSEPH ON JOSEPH
When he was a kid, he always tried to reed others mood. Basically, he was always trying to pull Joseph's, but his stepfather wouldn't allow it
"Stupid kid! I got your *MUDA* right-!"
*Proceeds to get Muda'd*
5:28
"So it's the same as Star Platinum" Vibes
Giorno and Josuke, best team.
Giornos voice actor is so good in this game wish he was the anime voice actor
Don't you treat your father like that, young man..
1:03 Jonathan Joestar, the real master of deduction
When the two healers become a team: *Let me heal your wounds. Let me heal your wounds.*
Where did Giorno get a photo of DIO?
It must be the work of an enemy stand trying to rub it in Giorno's face that his father's a deadbeat
What's worse it's the one were DIO is doing a fuckboy pose
The foto is different in the anime. The manga one is just a signed picture of Dio
There’s a genuine difference between Gio and Dio. One is that dio is insane and his son is an Italian.
You know what makes me really sad? Giorno never knew about Jonathan. Probably never knew he even existed. Unless he talked to Jotaro/Joseph somehow.
And even in EOH where they met, neither of them knew who the other was, other than they both have a connection to Dio. I wish EOH or some other thing would show them interacting more and actually talking about this, even if they wouldn't ever figure it out without someone else telling them
Bruh mans just trying to be nice to these joestars
Giorno: hello, I am-
Everyone: *HOLY SHIT IT'S DIO'S SON OH FUCK DIO HAS A SON WHAT THE HELL*
In short: Giorno is just too god damn nice to everyone, even when he steals your wallet
3:30 eventually, monzai bu stopped thinking
0:36 Jonathan be like: *"im your half dad because of my blood inside you"*
After he met Josuke, i thought he was gonna meet himself for a second
Fun fact: giorno is joseph's uncle
Me: Watches last interaction with joylne
Giorno: Why are all female stands so tuff?
After I saw that Me: hmmmmm (thinks of Mariah) meh idk
1:13 well that escalated quickly 🤣🤷🏽♂️
Gio: says that he's DIO's son for a hundred times
Jonathan: im deaf as fuck boy!
Giorno Giovana, the only man whose father is also his uncle... step uncle? tis a bizarre family tree.
2:18 anasui said "curse you Giorno the platypus"
Giorno meets the only Joestars that matter.
Giorno: Please tell me more about my father
Jonathan: eternal screaming
Giorno is like the chillest person
Johnny Joestar:Am i joke to u
Josuke 8:Am i joke to u
Josuke and Giorno would literally be the most OP team ever, you have one kid with the strongest stand in the world, and another kid with a super OP stand and the best part? They can both heal each other meaning as long as one of them are remaining after a battle they can just heal the other and be an unstoppable duo