Old Joseph Outwits the Pillar Men

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  • @reknostarfox4690
    @reknostarfox4690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9712

    Pillar Men 98% of entire cutscene: *Silent.*
    Joseph Joestar: They never shut up!

    • @raawesome3851
      @raawesome3851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      That's the point.

    • @deseraesahar8527
      @deseraesahar8527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      He's not wrong. You can't shut up if you were never talking.

    • @targetseeker
      @targetseeker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Joseph is fluent in Morn-speak

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He's about to turn into Part 4 Joseph

    • @akyioup4636
      @akyioup4636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's just bad translation

  • @moderndavinci6599
    @moderndavinci6599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19263

    Kars: “Hoh! So now all Hamon warriors are assembled...”
    Jotaro: *stands awkwardly in the background*

    • @arctohru
      @arctohru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1321

      But technically, stands are also called
      Spirit Hamon so

    • @quocanhtranhung2181
      @quocanhtranhung2181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +878

      But he was never taught to use it the "Hamon" way so this is still funny

    • @bensell982
      @bensell982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

      @@quocanhtranhung2181 not sure why though. It would've made the battle with dio easier

    • @quocanhtranhung2181
      @quocanhtranhung2181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +673

      @@bensell982 Then he would be too op. Just imagine each Star Platinum's punch embed with Hamon.

    • @zeophalanx1751
      @zeophalanx1751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

      @@bensell982 if they had more than a month to track down Dio before Holly was going to die, Joseph would've taught all of the Stardust Crusaders Hamon, probably.

  • @corngamming
    @corngamming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4962

    Kars: *Laughs without opening his mouth*
    Speedwagon: "HE'S THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM, HE HAS NO WEAKNESSES!

    • @thesaladolla
      @thesaladolla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      and esidisi had to repeatedly open his mouth to say "hmmmmmmm" lol

    • @Al_musawi14
      @Al_musawi14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He’s unkillable ! Unmatched

    • @bulldozer281
      @bulldozer281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      There a being every higher than speedwagon is Araki hirohiko
      The creator of jojo bizarre adventure

    • @handmethatpochitussy
      @handmethatpochitussy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bulldozer281 Araki is the holy corpse, which explains why you cant see the penis. ZING!

    • @cheng6636
      @cheng6636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      even speedwafiu is scared

  • @justabiscuit1794
    @justabiscuit1794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3405

    “Hey jojo”
    Jotaro: huh?
    Joseph: huh?
    Also Joseph: huh?

    • @Rakun9189
      @Rakun9189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The three jojo's

    • @blueeyeddrago3540
      @blueeyeddrago3540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      ".... I think I see the issue here."
      Joseph: "Oh you think?!"

    • @no-td1cm
      @no-td1cm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      JOJO JOJO JOJO

    • @honkinggoose172
      @honkinggoose172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Rakun9189 the three jojoteers

    • @smoothsnailing2161
      @smoothsnailing2161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The three Joeskateers

  • @SMAXZO
    @SMAXZO 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6777

    Joseph...is insulting Joseph. Now I've seen everything.

    • @LeonaQoH
      @LeonaQoH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      lol

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      It makes sense, P2 Joseph sees him as a hag or something while P3 sees P2 as the foolish side he once had.

    • @haharmageddontv6581
      @haharmageddontv6581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      It's like how DIO finds Dio insulting

    • @ryanbarrie9143
      @ryanbarrie9143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Reminds me of a scene from justice league unlimited

    • @smoothsnailing2161
      @smoothsnailing2161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Well young Joseph was too stubborn and rash so he didnt think too kindly. After old Joseph’s past events, he had known better and learned from the mistakes. HE LITERALLY SAVED CAESAR’s LIFE!

  • @baguette3025
    @baguette3025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7451

    10:41 "Gimme a break" - said Jotaro, after 10 minutes of standing there and doing literally nothing

    • @renko8065
      @renko8065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      LMAO

    • @ShadowKnight5204
      @ShadowKnight5204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      Ikr. Jotaro that was a frigging break. At this point, I'm so close to having Johnny use Tusk Act 4 on this kid. Jotaro needs to go back to school.

    • @krystalisee
      @krystalisee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      @@ShadowKnight5204 Well, he technically did. He became a frickin marine biologist.

    • @ShadowKnight5204
      @ShadowKnight5204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@krystalisee well he needs to do it again

    • @expiiredM1lk
      @expiiredM1lk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      So basically what i do when i sit down to study, but just blink twice and do nothing

  • @skye387
    @skye387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3682

    Kars : "Now, all Hamon warriors are assembled"
    Jotaro : *Dafaq is Hamon?"

    • @lordoftoasters2748
      @lordoftoasters2748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      I think jotaro already knew what hamon was

    • @skye387
      @skye387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      @@lordoftoasters2748 lol, I forgot that Joseph told him in the beginning of Stardust Crusaders when I made the comment

    • @AsclepiusHoe
      @AsclepiusHoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@skye387 Oh hey you use Misane Mikoto as your pfp. This is rare :0

    • @skye387
      @skye387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AsclepiusHoe lol yep, it's been so long I'm too lazy to make new one

    • @hamjuice345
      @hamjuice345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Jotaro skipped part 1 and 2 lmfao

  • @PoertusAmphibia
    @PoertusAmphibia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    9:54 rare occasion where jojo is telling jojo to follow jojo while jojo is laying down a turtle to let jojo and jojo join

  • @MacyPooh196
    @MacyPooh196 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9449

    Poor Oldseph. He knew he had to stop himself from pissing off Ceasar. He wanted his friend to survive.

    • @MariaLopez-lu8bf
      @MariaLopez-lu8bf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      AND BRING ON THE PARADOX

    • @lylevillanueva8624
      @lylevillanueva8624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      What a luck for past him isn't?

    • @fabrypetty1689
      @fabrypetty1689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      @@MariaLopez-lu8bf there's no paradox: travelling time is just replacing the current part of the timeline with an old one but with you there making it a new one. About "fate" as it may seem you are changing "fate" you're not as it is part of the "fate" that you would swap the future with the past and creatwe a new timeline based on it.

    • @thekitkatking2444
      @thekitkatking2444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@fabrypetty1689 endgame style

    • @yagoosidol6338
      @yagoosidol6338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      young joseph: *starts insulting ceasar*
      oldseph: *vietnam flashbacks*

  • @bluerevolvur2711
    @bluerevolvur2711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8501

    Jotaro:Old man you know i can ki--
    Joseph: Shut up Jotaro ive been rehearshing this for the past 50 years

    • @DraculaCronqvist
      @DraculaCronqvist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

      Jotaro would certainly like to think so, but the Pillar Men would obliterate him.

    • @scotcheggable
      @scotcheggable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +835

      @@DraculaCronqvist this is jotaro with prime star platinum with the ability to stop time.
      No, the pillar men would be fucked beyond belief.

    • @AgnusCavichioliPereira
      @AgnusCavichioliPereira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

      @@scotcheggable Stop time for 5 seconds, Oraora them. They regenerate and start using weird techniques on him. He tries it again. Doesn't work again. The World stresses his body, so he can only use it for 3 seconds next time. He hasn't found out a way to damage them. One of them touches him an absorb him. The end.

    • @scotcheggable
      @scotcheggable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@AgnusCavichioliPereiraDude, even if that was the case and they could recover from a milkshake brain, he could just store chunks of them in multiple boxes and wander off with the head or some shit.

    • @VGamingJunkie
      @VGamingJunkie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Old Joseph, Caesar, Young Joseph, and Lisa-Lisa can use Hamon. Have Star Platinum in stopped time pummel them to a bloody pulp and have the other 4 inject hamon into their wounds before they can regenerate.

  • @photonshade7294
    @photonshade7294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1919

    7:54 “For us, six days is no more than the blink of an eye.”
    *Sorry Kars, but I haven’t seen you or the other pillar men blink once in this entire video*

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      Kars actually meant that he takes 6 days to blink

    • @morbius7437
      @morbius7437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@vbgvbg1133 lol

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Like they said.

    • @Solarballs77
      @Solarballs77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@vbgvbg1133 damn that sucks lol

    • @StayMelloAndSmile
      @StayMelloAndSmile ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Im now trying to remember if he blinked in the show, i remember him closing his eyes but not blinking

  • @liltino2905
    @liltino2905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6287

    Jotaro’s just in the back thinking: *I can annihilate all 3 of y’all in a 3 v 1 but imma jus stay quiet*

    • @modi4751
      @modi4751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      *T POSES*

    • @Wexor.
      @Wexor. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +720

      @@IC-23 Stands are actually knows as "ghostly ripple" ripple being hamon, so in theory stands are actually like ur psychical manifestation of your hamon. Plus even if Jotaro doesnt kill them it will give Joseph, Ceasar and Lisa lisa time to destroy them

    • @TheUmdexMan
      @TheUmdexMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      @@Wexor. so in theory, that means hol horse has hamon since he has a stand?

    • @something3012
      @something3012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      @@TheUmdexMan no, stands are just like, the manifestation of your fighting spirit

    • @TheUmdexMan
      @TheUmdexMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@something3012 yea in know that but still imagine hol horse with hamon lol

  • @PokeDude011
    @PokeDude011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10486

    Old Joseph kills the Pillar Men with his amazing engrish.

    • @PRINC3OFWAL3S
      @PRINC3OFWAL3S 7 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      it's sad cause reading this I imagine the voice from Skyrim and a pillar man just exploding whenever he hears "HORRY SHEEEEIIIT"

    • @ImJeremyHD
      @ImJeremyHD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Joseph*

    • @pacificgrim4661
      @pacificgrim4661 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      PokeDude011 OH NO!

    • @dawgly4815
      @dawgly4815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      *ord josef kirrs za pirrar men with his amazing engrish

    • @shadowtheretard5362
      @shadowtheretard5362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dawgly4815 I love you

  • @memedweeb7872
    @memedweeb7872 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5124

    "What the hell do people who died 50 years ago have to do with this, you idiot?!"
    *Old Joseph internally screaming*

    • @stevethebarbarian9876
      @stevethebarbarian9876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +460

      OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO.

    • @fusionny7151
      @fusionny7151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +444

      Stevethebarbarian I see it more as one continuous *OOOOOHHHHH NNNNNNOOOOOO*

    • @jbyrd4532
      @jbyrd4532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Meme Dweeb SUNUVA BEACH

    • @alexrecrem9094
      @alexrecrem9094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      AHORRYSHIEET

    • @zxz2563
      @zxz2563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      rip Caesar

  • @The_Nova1253
    @The_Nova1253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Esidisi: Grow stronger, JoJo!
    Joseph, Old Joseph, and Jotaro: I will!
    Joseph: Wait, what?

    • @Linkaro2
      @Linkaro2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think in this point of the game, Y Joseph knows who O Joseph is.

  • @firstcooommment3675
    @firstcooommment3675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    4:03
    4:48-5:51 You know Joseph has been saving this speech for this exact moment. Like he's been replaying this in his dreams constantly.

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Damn, poor guy.

  • @WhiskeyDoe1
    @WhiskeyDoe1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10239

    The game really does some justice to old joseph.
    He might still not be as quick-witted, but at least he's wiser.

    • @VGamingJunkie
      @VGamingJunkie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +784

      And he can still be pretty quick-witted when he wants to be, like using Hermit Purple to draw water from the storm drain to keep from getting shocked.

    • @yeeticusl9178
      @yeeticusl9178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      @@VGamingJunkie or writing a map in the sand

    • @VGamingJunkie
      @VGamingJunkie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      Making a map with ash to determine the location to a vat of coal tar was definitely pretty cool. :3

    • @siddarth3955
      @siddarth3955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      He's quick witted but doesn't care most of the time until his wits are really needed ...

    • @BluePinkWhitePinkBlue-mc8xf
      @BluePinkWhitePinkBlue-mc8xf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      Lol yeah and remember when he pranked the shit out of jotaro right after being revived?

  • @The_VanDal
    @The_VanDal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9312

    jotaro tried to understand what was going on
    eventually, he stopped thinking

    • @koino7716
      @koino7716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      so thats why he was standing in the back for 10 minutes...

    • @phoenixgamer10gaming18
      @phoenixgamer10gaming18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      “Ill just punch ghost them”

    • @Lexicon865
      @Lexicon865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      "Hamon? Good grief, I can take down those three myself since they're all the *same type of Stand of me*

    • @jarodnandin1294
      @jarodnandin1294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha well played.

    • @go4dpl8yer88
      @go4dpl8yer88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Dios stand, the world was placed up on the fridge, where dio couldnt reach it, eventually, the world stopped thinking.

  • @ajttambo
    @ajttambo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    Older Joseph being able to stop his younger self from having that notorious argument with Ceasar was really touching to see. It had likely haunted him for his whole life, so being able to make things right probably gave a lot of closure.

  • @Realisthicc
    @Realisthicc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Jotaro was just standing there having DIO flashbacks while looking at Caesar's hair.

  • @Homura00
    @Homura00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8509

    This pretty much the equivalent to coming up with a great comeback after the argument is over. Joseph had a long ass time to come up with this.

    • @abdalln8554
      @abdalln8554 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1076

      Jayden Name You'd be surprised to know what you can think up after 50 years of guilt

    • @legoman7041
      @legoman7041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      Strange part is he uses the same fucking excuse as last time. Only it works.

    • @lazerwolf952
      @lazerwolf952 6 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      legoman7041actualy that was Lisa Lisa's bluff he used against the Piller men

    • @brandongalvan6603
      @brandongalvan6603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      legoman7041 His persuasion skill wasn't leveled up high enough back then.

    • @aster0781
      @aster0781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Scharlach927 Speech 100,000*

  • @hit9819
    @hit9819 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8169

    Jotaro: Yare yare daze I don't know what's going on but it's none of my business so I'll just stay back.

    • @ToozdaysChild
      @ToozdaysChild 7 ปีที่แล้ว +877

      Was gonna make the exact same comment. He's just back there like "Yeah, none of this has anything to do with me. You guys just hash it out however you like, lemme know if you need any ORA ORA ORA."

    • @VGamingJunkie
      @VGamingJunkie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      Jotaro's Thoughts: We gonna get around to fighting, already? Sitting back and talking just isn't my style.

    • @sampagano6161
      @sampagano6161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Hit this is what happens when the other side don't piss him off.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      I bet when he heard about waiting 6 more days he was like "Why am I even here?"

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Hit
      When you remember that Jotaro and Hit have the same english voice actor.

  • @notbulger
    @notbulger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    The fact that he outsmarts them by doing *the exact same "Lmao Imma Destroy The Aja" gambit* slays me

  • @woollypar353
    @woollypar353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Joseph and Caesar: *Loud arguing*
    Their animations: *Calm hand waving pose*

  • @zero28ism
    @zero28ism 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3375

    is it just me or the pilar men have extra clothes on them

    • @karda009
      @karda009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +974

      Wamuu is wearing pants, and I'm not really okay with that.

    • @zero28ism
      @zero28ism 7 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      Dat censorship

    • @karda009
      @karda009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +635

      why must you hide those juicy tree trucks from us

    • @zero28ism
      @zero28ism 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Lol

    • @samiamtheman7379
      @samiamtheman7379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      This was when Kars was hiding his beauty

  • @burgerdiverbanandodansparc9154
    @burgerdiverbanandodansparc9154 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8729

    "...If something goes wrong, the survivors will be full of deep regrets. And I think you know exactly how that feels."
    Fuck my heart is in pieces.

    • @VGamingJunkie
      @VGamingJunkie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +858

      Old Joseph wasn't about to let that event play itself out all over again, once is bad enough.

    • @uuu12343
      @uuu12343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Daniel Scharn
      Rip my heart
      HNnnnnnnnnnnnng
      -shibou-

    • @Memer_Mclolz
      @Memer_Mclolz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dansparce Banando rip mario

    • @ninakuup21
      @ninakuup21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @Liam-ji2yc
      @Liam-ji2yc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      if only this is cannon

  • @PapagenoDispo
    @PapagenoDispo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    this shows that joseph did regret what he said to caesar through all those years. i love how he puts both himself and caesar into their place and scolds them for being selfish and irrational.

  • @TheHippyProductions
    @TheHippyProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I think it's so cool that Old Joseph is still at least slightly intimidated by the pillar men just from his memories of how intense and nearly fatal all of his battles with them were. Araki has some impressive character depth sometimes. I'd argue on the level of Wheel of Time easily.

  • @HyakuJuu01300
    @HyakuJuu01300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2899

    Lisa Lisa : *"Caesar! JoJo! We'll stop them right here!"*
    Joseph, Old Joseph and Jotaro : *"Alright!"*
    Lila Lisa and Caesar : *"!!!"*

    • @TheHDEpics
      @TheHDEpics 7 ปีที่แล้ว +612

      I want every JoJo to have that situation where they are all together and someone says "JOJO!" and they are all like "What" at the same time

    • @HyakuJuu01300
      @HyakuJuu01300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      TheHDEpics Well, this game had the oppurtunity but didn't make it...

    • @TheHDEpics
      @TheHDEpics 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Hyaku Juu hopefully next game, if there is one i mean other than nitpicks is this *actually* an ideal perfect jojo fighting game?

    • @TheHDEpics
      @TheHDEpics 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Or even in the manga somehow, imagine that, somehow every JoJo meeting up in the end to probably fight and die or win against some undefeatable thing. and interacting with each other too.

    • @VGamingJunkie
      @VGamingJunkie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Lisa-Lisa: Let's get going, JoJo.
      Joseph, Old Joseph, and Jotaro: Yes, m'am!
      Lisa-Lisa: I mean Joseph.
      Joseph and Old Joseph: Yes, m'am!
      Lisa-Lisa: The young Joseph....
      Joseph: Oh, right.

  • @Mandalorehero
    @Mandalorehero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3840

    Now I really want to see Stardust Crusaders era Caesar.

    • @katj4317
      @katj4317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +448

      Mandalorehero oddly enough if they'd have maintained their training like LisaLisa: Caesar and Joseph would've maybe looked about 30-35 in part 3. (since LisaLisa looked 20 at 50*)
      (*I think it said she was 50)

    • @Mandalorehero
      @Mandalorehero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +563

      Caesar would have stuck with it for sure, but I doubt Joseph would have. I just think it would be such a cool scene for an older, more experienced Caesar to face DIO in Cairo to get revenge for his grandfather. Although honestly, thanks to The World, that fight would end in a few seconds.

    • @thedarkesper5290
      @thedarkesper5290 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I'd say more around the time-span of 3-Minutes that translates to 0.1 of a second in universe that's supposed to represent nine seconds instead of the three minutes it turned out to be.

    • @silversabre2537
      @silversabre2537 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Mandalorehero that fight wouldn't even last a second... ZA WARLDO

    • @misterbadguy7325
      @misterbadguy7325 7 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      Caesar would probably have had a Stand with some kind of minor water control ability, so as to generate BUBBLES.

  • @lnsflare1
    @lnsflare1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Old Joseph didn't outsmart them, he just shifted the argument to become so awkward that the Pillar Men were glad for any excuse to walk away from it as soon as possible.

  • @bytte1919
    @bytte1919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    God, I wished Old Joseph would like, hug Cesar or something.

  • @TeaIngyer
    @TeaIngyer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4920

    That's what Joseph wanted to say to Ceasar in Switzerland for years, but never got the chance.
    He never got the chance to apologise to him, to try to help his friend, instead he found his friend went on a suicide mission without him, just to save his life...
    Imagine having to live with that for all those years, it would be torture.
    He was the one that emotionaly pushed his friend over the edge, he probably blamed himself partially.

    • @alphakretin2387
      @alphakretin2387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      Imagine how many times Joseph must have played this scenario out in his head. Late at night, trying to get to sleep, wondering if he could have saved Caesar if only he’d said something different. He’s been iterating this exact moment out in his mind thousands of times, so of course he’s come up with the perfect thing to say.

    • @yeunmin2306
      @yeunmin2306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That, my dear friends, was how Josuke was made

    • @ryanbarrie9143
      @ryanbarrie9143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Oliva Gina Ceasar was cucked against whamu

    • @VGamingJunkie
      @VGamingJunkie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Caesar had Wamuu where he wanted him, backed into a corner. The problem is that he got too hasty and gave Wamuu an opening. Don't put yourself in a position where you shade Wamuu and allow him to attack.

    • @sediew
      @sediew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is sad. Btw, is this game canon?

  • @461Dragonman
    @461Dragonman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9487

    Okay Jotaro, here's the plan:
    Step 1: Stop time
    Step 2: Crush their skulls and their brains
    Step 3: Celebrate

    • @VGamingJunkie
      @VGamingJunkie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +548

      That's assuming he can time stop at this point in time. He doesn't know he can until the end of Stardust Crusaders against DIO.

    • @sampagano6161
      @sampagano6161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1540

      MetroidJunkie the game actually starts immediately after he kills DIO.

    • @Ferretino
      @Ferretino 6 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      They just gona regenerate. Only hamon\sun can work on them.

    • @Illuminatea
      @Illuminatea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      stands are soul hamons so they work pretty well against pillar men

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      MetroidJunkie, he can already stop time, I think he does it after this chapter when they go to Morioh.

  • @dokk3367
    @dokk3367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Kars: “Hoh! So now all Hamon warriors are assembled...”
    Jotaro: *laughs in stand*

    • @lxmental
      @lxmental 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Someone forgot Old Joseph has Hermit Purple. So he's there too.

    • @dokk3367
      @dokk3367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lxmental Yes, I did!

    • @gilmsgabriel
      @gilmsgabriel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jotaro would be smacked by Santana, imagine the 3 pillar men at once

    • @trashmann1081
      @trashmann1081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lxmental Old Joseph: *laughs in both*

    • @mfirdanhb
      @mfirdanhb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gilmsgabriel LoL star finger go brain damage
      Entitled fan sheesh

  • @ongka2000
    @ongka2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I love how Jotaro just stands there menacingly.

  • @silvershinyv7466
    @silvershinyv7466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1805

    Esidisi: Uh. Kars, we discovered this thing called Pants, you wanna...
    Kars: *KOTOWARU*

    • @Al_musawi14
      @Al_musawi14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That’s how ULF works

    • @Astonnn.
      @Astonnn. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "stfu I'm kars"

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Astonnn. ye

    • @MeliCynx
      @MeliCynx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nah loincloth is the new drip

  • @obamadrip4021
    @obamadrip4021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

    Caeser: Sensei!
    Young Joseph: Lisa Lisa!
    Old Joseph: Mom!

    • @chair-sama221
      @chair-sama221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Jotaro:....

    • @kyleshea384
      @kyleshea384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Young Joseph: What?
      Old Joseph: What?
      Jotaro: Yare yare daze...

    • @jotarouchiha5950
      @jotarouchiha5950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Jotaro : DON'T CARE

    • @EvelynL.1112
      @EvelynL.1112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@chair-sama221 Jotaro: Great-grandma!

    • @domokuncosplays
      @domokuncosplays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Jotaro : *starts smoking in the middle of scene*
      Lisa Lisa : Can I have one?
      Jotaro : Sure.
      (I would love to believe Lisa Lisa's demeanor is where Jotaro got his badassery from)

  • @sarppras4267
    @sarppras4267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I still love how Wamuu doesn't think about JoJo badly. He still views him as an opponent that he will fight and possibly die, unlike Kars and Esidisi.

  • @gustyko8668
    @gustyko8668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    9:02 once again, Wammu proves that he's the best pillar man!!

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15465

    *Old Joseph:* "Jojo, come here for a second."
    *Joseph:* "Eeeh? What do you want, old man?"
    *Old Joseph* "What is it with everyone calling me 'old man'? Anyway, you'll be tempted to peek at Lisa Lisa. Don't."
    *Joseph:* "Wait, why-"
    *Old Joseph:* "DON'T!"

    • @johndanes2294
      @johndanes2294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3192

      *Young Joseph:* But don't you want to pinch her naked and tease her about it?
      *Old Joseph:* OH MY GOD NO! That's your mother!

    • @coldwooparty
      @coldwooparty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +718

      John Danes I find it funny after one year you decide to reply

    • @johndanes2294
      @johndanes2294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

      @@coldwooparty Never too late for Jojo. Just ask Josuke's mom.

    • @icelemontea9244
      @icelemontea9244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      John Danes MY GOD IM CRYING HAHAHAHAH

    • @teawrecks1243
      @teawrecks1243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1354

      Young Joseph: "So you're me, but old? Haha, I'd love to see what Caesar looks as an old gramps!"
      Old Joseph: "So do I, young me. So do I."

  • @commanderkenzie9883
    @commanderkenzie9883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2160

    I like how jotaro's main purpose was to pull out a turtle and say one line about the holy corpse part nearby.

    • @justsam2206
      @justsam2206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      And then beat the shit out of DIO at the end, of course.

    • @jacobboggs71
      @jacobboggs71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Don't forget the Yare Yare Daze

    • @ryanbarrie9143
      @ryanbarrie9143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@jacobboggs71 i know, he just can't catch a break

    • @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790
      @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@justsam2206 plot platinum is the ultimate stand.

    • @PhantomGato-v-
      @PhantomGato-v- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Coco Jumbo best boi

  • @iamven
    @iamven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    3:30 imagine if Old Joesph said “Caesar, doing that is exactly what got you killed.”

    • @bustergundo516
      @bustergundo516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That would have made sense.

  • @rinnegansr5980
    @rinnegansr5980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    if this scene happened with old joseph and josuke instead
    kars: who is the boy with the ugly hair
    *josuke beats all the pillar men*

    • @-ayoshattah-ilya14ans70
      @-ayoshattah-ilya14ans70 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmao so true
      Ayo *Naked Men* I heard that you were talking shit about my *Beautiful Hair* so, I'm afraid to tell you,
      *THAT YOU FREE TRIAL OF LIVING HAS EXPIRED*

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, he beats them into humans.
      And then merges their bodies with pillars.

    • @NoBop2000
      @NoBop2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LordTyph excepg for Kars. He gets merged with a car

  • @Probablyabox
    @Probablyabox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8502

    I feel like old joseph could beat a pillar man in a direct 1v1 battle since they can't see hermit purple
    and that joseph can channel the hamon through

    • @DanteEdgeworth
      @DanteEdgeworth  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1481

      Probably a box agreed, unless its ultimate kars

    • @Probablyabox
      @Probablyabox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1037

      Dante Edgeworth
      Only people/stands I could imagine beating ultimate cars without sending him to space would be
      Okuyasu - The hand
      Vanilla Ice - Cream
      Yoshikage Kira - Killer Queen
      The guy from the pylon
      Cheap Trick
      Gold Experience Requiem
      Alleyway inbetween Owson and that other store

    • @Kwolf101
      @Kwolf101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Probably a box Okuyasu and his brother were looking for a stand user to kill their dad meaning he must have used the hand on him at some point and it didn't kill him, and the dad was morphed by Dios cells and seeing as pillar men are better vampires and ultimate Kars was like the best of that I somehow think he would regenerate it

    • @AnonEcho98
      @AnonEcho98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +613

      +Kwolf101 Actually, Okuyasu was too soft-hearted to kill his dad.

    • @Kwolf101
      @Kwolf101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Juho Tapojärvi was that said anywhere? Cause I'd imagine he'd try if his brother said so but maybe I'm wrong

  • @luvin2807
    @luvin2807 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3304

    JOTARO IS A HAMON WARRIOR THATS WHY HE NEVER LOOKED OLD

    • @DanteEdgeworth
      @DanteEdgeworth  7 ปีที่แล้ว +783

      I feel like the Joestar bloodline inherently can use hamon if they train enough. Like an ability lying dormant. Maybe that's why they always look so young lol

    • @MrHitmancheg
      @MrHitmancheg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      40 is not old.

    • @darksteelgamma
      @darksteelgamma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      Joseph is 69 in Part 3.

    • @SrWboi
      @SrWboi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      DarkSteelGamma 67 I believe

    • @rtyDFGaS
      @rtyDFGaS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Luvin Sama He actually ages backwards.

  • @captinclown332
    @captinclown332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Joseph has really matured since battle tendencies and you can really see it when he talks to the younger version of himself

  • @zxomb
    @zxomb ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how Jotaro is just watching all this unfold while everything ignores him
    "Shit, so this is what gramps was up to back in the day?"

  • @mr.ninjaguy2823
    @mr.ninjaguy2823 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2600

    3:33 Old Joseph: "shut up the Caesar i know is already a salad"

    • @jeysercapo
      @jeysercapo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      lmao... :'(

    • @Divionist
      @Divionist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Salad Dressing ;_;

    • @Jun-Kyard
      @Jun-Kyard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MR.Ninja Guy caesar not cesar

    • @sirmidnight2039
      @sirmidnight2039 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      _Too Soon_

    • @alvinlin6015
      @alvinlin6015 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pancake*

  • @craxnor
    @craxnor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1340

    4:05 imagine this nightmare playing in your head for 50+ years and then one day finally being able to prevent it.

    • @aions_end
      @aions_end 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      And then still knowing it has no impact on what happened,,,

    • @suli0786
      @suli0786 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@aions_end actually in game, it was all changed. will zepelli lived, caesar lived, kakyoin lived, avdol lived, iggy lived and jotaro was a present father for joylene. but that’s only in game canon ofc

    • @grief6052
      @grief6052 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@suli0786 well it’s canon for their universes, jotaro and old joesph managed to “fix” their timeline (part 3) then went to each timeline and fixed it, just makes me happy that there’s a timeline where jonathan lived and his descendants lived happily ever after without dealing with dio’s bullshit

    • @suli0786
      @suli0786 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@grief6052 dio is the biggest hater in the whole jjba universe fr

  • @polpogiorno1115
    @polpogiorno1115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Joseph: You’re weak.
    Old Joseph: I’m you.

  • @ytw101
    @ytw101 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    4:46 the words he wanted to say his whole life.
    Those words could have saved his friend he cared for as a brother.
    Imagine 50 years, 50 long years how simple just those words could have prevented a lifetime of regret and pain.
    The fact he knew exactly what to say to both Caesar and even himself shows just how much he has regretted this argument and has been thinking what to say.
    What this game shows is that Joseph really knew how arrogant and selfish he was when he was young, and understood now why Caesar was so bent on revenge. This right here is the best joseph in any version because he got a chance to correct and stop his biggest failure in his life.

  • @blastthechaos6083
    @blastthechaos6083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1740

    I love how Jotaro and the Pillar Men just stand there, awkwardly as they see the drama

    • @imperialguardsman5726
      @imperialguardsman5726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      i can imagine the four of them being like "uhhhh... so.... how was you guys's days?"

    • @djmarsone5209
      @djmarsone5209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😏😏😳😳👍🔥

    • @tonycorona8501
      @tonycorona8501 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yare yare daze

    • @Symonch_
      @Symonch_ ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kars trying to snap them out of that like "Yeah lis- uhhhm......you ancest- ...they didn't listen...uhh........(oh they paused) BUT IT'S TOO LATE TO TURN BACK NOW."

  • @agassi2665
    @agassi2665 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1713

    "If we don't send someone at the safe at scheduled intervals a time bomb will explode the red stone" You forgot that the bomb will rewind time to an hour before.

    • @EMan-1920
      @EMan-1920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      [Click]

    • @shock789
      @shock789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      KILLA QUEEN DAISAN BAKUDAN BITESU ZA DUSTU

    • @Numbers225
      @Numbers225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Za warudo can fix this

    • @kiloisnearextra6071
      @kiloisnearextra6071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kira quenn

    • @Goldensunnykirk
      @Goldensunnykirk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kiloisnearextra6071 daisan no bakudan

  • @oblivionpotato9313
    @oblivionpotato9313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Joseph has so much trust in himself he just looked at Youngjoseph and already knew

  • @audreygarner2905
    @audreygarner2905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    If I were Joseph, I’d just be hugging Caesar that whole time crying. At least, that’s what I’d do...♥️♥️♥️

  • @anonpal8998
    @anonpal8998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1035

    Good to know the pillar men were polite enough to patiently stand there and let them sort out their arguments before interrupting.

    • @caav56
      @caav56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      I can totally see Wamuu doing that. Would be a honorable (and, therefore, his) thing to do.

    • @eeeeeehhhhhhhh
      @eeeeeehhhhhhhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      They were invested 😂

    • @sebastianschoefl
      @sebastianschoefl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@eeeeeehhhhhhhh Kars: „ACDC get me the popcorn“

    • @JR-bf3bu
      @JR-bf3bu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Esidisi : should we kill them or -
      Kars : no , I want to see how this plays out
      Wamuu : I agree

    • @mamabear1394
      @mamabear1394 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      To be fair they were stuck in stone for thousands of years so they were probably enjoying themselves

  • @ReyaitheShadowWolf
    @ReyaitheShadowWolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1534

    Whammu wearing pants?!?
    What?!

    • @GalekC
      @GalekC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Unacceptable

    • @TheGuillotinecutter
      @TheGuillotinecutter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS AFRAID!

    • @F1areon
      @F1areon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      M-masaka!!

    • @TheVocalTune
      @TheVocalTune 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @ReyaitheShadowWolf So you actually Enjoy seeing's Wamuu's bananna stick out through that thin underwear of his? you sick fuck. But if it's your thing ok, so be it. Be happy Kars is wearing chains and a cloth for you. one wind blow and whoosh there's his Junk. I can never unsee the Pillar men's half naked attires. I'm honestly surprised NO ONE even commented on their Attire.

    • @TheVocalTune
      @TheVocalTune 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @YuudiHoshi I want to keep my Eyes and don't want to turn Bi. I'm sorry for your loss tho lol.

  • @MahkeyNotSushi
    @MahkeyNotSushi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Caesar: **Dies again**
    Old Joseph:
    *OH MAYY GADDDD*
    *SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @datboy038
      @datboy038 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He just has a heart attack

  • @DarkKingsWrath
    @DarkKingsWrath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Old Joseph constantly looking at young Joseph to back him up is such a great detail

  • @homicidalrhino7266
    @homicidalrhino7266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    lisa lisa *suddenly falls*
    old joseph *dramatic spin to see if shes alright*

    • @xipin5334
      @xipin5334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *_spin?!_*

    • @spooz432
      @spooz432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THATS THAT I SAID HAHAHDGDGGGFHDF

    • @MayanPudding
      @MayanPudding 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yea he doesnt even help her up. like oh shit mom are you ok? nope just hey bitch you good? ok i guess you good.

  • @gerardmagos3608
    @gerardmagos3608 7 ปีที่แล้ว +919

    5:51 old joseph: (thinking: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAA)

    • @safourgardpa5459
      @safourgardpa5459 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gerard s ??

    • @minerdxxd733
      @minerdxxd733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@safourgardpa5459 thats how they pronounce caesar in japan

  • @alpha-pathetic4168
    @alpha-pathetic4168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:17 Basically old Joseph: See where incorrect breathing *GETS YOU-*

  • @dar2010ist
    @dar2010ist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    9:26
    Lisa Lisa: Im not feeling well :(
    Everyone else: are you ok lisa lisa?
    Jotaro in the background: *cricket sounds*

  • @mrlowkey4187
    @mrlowkey4187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5967

    I’m pretty sure that Jotaro, Caesar, a weakened Lisa Lisa and young and old Joseph would be more than enough to handle the pillar men.

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1243

      Mr Lowkey pretty much yeah lol, heck old Joseph alone should be enough with proper planning and hermit purple set up

    • @Joker3384
      @Joker3384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

      Mr Lowkey Jotaro alone is too much for the Pillar Men.

    • @pride7416
      @pride7416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      kars would solo all of them in his sleep

    • @HaiseKuromeruMMD
      @HaiseKuromeruMMD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1048

      Kars at this point doesn't have the red stone and as i see it the Pillar men are in disadvantage as this scenario with Old Joseph having a stand and has experience fighting and beating the Pillar men and Jotaro who could stop time and could outclass the Pillar men in speed and strength with Star Platinum and not to mention the Pillar men cannot see stands too

    • @Mars_over_seer
      @Mars_over_seer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Mr Lowkey Old Joseph and Jotaro can beat each Pillar men 1v1.

  • @TotallyNotJustCynical
    @TotallyNotJustCynical 7 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    jotaro just there like "didn't even have to ora ora anything"

  • @absolutegarbage3654
    @absolutegarbage3654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    The pillar men were acting all tough and shit but I'm sure that the reason they didn't want to fight was because Jotaro was starting at them

    • @absolutegarbage3654
      @absolutegarbage3654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@stairwaytoheaven8 It's a joke implying that Jotaro is intimidating even to pillar men

    • @fuxkcy2573
      @fuxkcy2573 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stairwaytoheaven8 No lols

    • @-ayoshattah-ilya14ans70
      @-ayoshattah-ilya14ans70 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@stairwaytoheaven8 Nope lmao
      Star Platinum The World annihilate the pillar men if its not Ultimate Kars
      you can't be serious

    • @gilmsgabriel
      @gilmsgabriel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@-ayoshattah-ilya14ans70 Jotaro would get obliterated by Santana. The 3 pillar men are way above him

    • @omarsherif9764
      @omarsherif9764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      So everyone just forgot that they can't harm star platinum (only stands can damage other stands) and that this is jotaro at his strongest fresh out of the dio fight (meaning he has time stop). Also we have seen pillar men take lethal damage from non hamon attacks like wammu's chest when it got hit by the big crossbow's shot. Now 3 on 1 idk about his odds there but jotaro can definitely take one out individually even if his raw strength is inferior to them l (having an invisible, invincible, moving, punching, time stopping wall is kind of a big advantage)

  • @elbowgrease12
    @elbowgrease12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Zombie villagers be like: 7:04

  • @gibbyace5077
    @gibbyace5077 7 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    i still cant get over it that Lisa Lisa was his mother and he had a "sneakpeak" of her

    • @TheUltimoSniper
      @TheUltimoSniper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      gibbythebest kotwal Niiiice!

    • @gibbyace5077
      @gibbyace5077 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ***** :3

    • @TheVocalTune
      @TheVocalTune 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Niiiice O3O *weeks later* "OH! NOT Niiiice!" >////////////////////

    • @VGamingJunkie
      @VGamingJunkie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Joseph: Why does my own Mother have to be so damn hot...?

    • @arcnite140
      @arcnite140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      -OH NOOOOO-

  • @tactition777
    @tactition777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    Joseph Joestar still bluffing his way through everything.

    • @Gri-m
      @Gri-m 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He bluffed Shiza out so he could live another day instead of getting squashed

    • @doktorj4k4lkee
      @doktorj4k4lkee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's his secret cap. Joseph is a master at bluffing.

    • @achievedchair17
      @achievedchair17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jotaro also bluffs really well. Remember D’Arby the gambler. But yeah Joseph is amazing at it. I also like how he pulled the exact same bluff that Lisa Lisa pulled in the actual anime, with the small explosive.

    • @pantheman2842
      @pantheman2842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@achievedchair17 I do remember. D'Arby the older did outsmart Joseph...
      But Joseph got his revenge by hiding how he cheats from the gamer D'Arby.

    • @Tajjeeralak
      @Tajjeeralak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They felled for it

  • @thevoyagerv4499
    @thevoyagerv4499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    2:37 "Enough with the bluffing, you old fool..." the Aztec God of Fitness who's 12,000+ years old says to the 69 years old man.

  • @marcusmeira5594
    @marcusmeira5594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Imagine if the pillar men were actually to fight old Joseph. They have no info whatsoever on him, but he knows all their tricks, knows how he beat them, has mastered Hamon and can do a lot of shit with a stand that the pillar men can't see. Yeah, he's probably a bit slower than his young self, but with that much information advantage, he could go bananas on them.

  • @caster25000
    @caster25000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2027

    Old Joseph knew exactly what to say in this argument to stop it in it's tracks.
    Which makes sense - he's probably replayed that particular argument in his head a lot in the 50 years between the original argument and now.

    • @CesarGameBoy.
      @CesarGameBoy. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Not only am I replying since no one else did, but also holy crap you’ve been on TH-cam for a while.

    • @lesscringeymapperdude
      @lesscringeymapperdude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@CesarGameBoy. holy u rice he's been here since 2009 before pewdiepie

    • @WHAT-tv5ed
      @WHAT-tv5ed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg yeaaaa

    • @ihml.6945
      @ihml.6945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CesarGameBoy. Jesus Christ I just checked

    • @steellleets1862
      @steellleets1862 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      When this happens we unlock senju musou from kojiro sasaki from ror

  • @NellyHartnell
    @NellyHartnell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Basically: "that's bullshit, but I believe it".

    • @h3rpad3rpacifilis
      @h3rpad3rpacifilis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice pic. Source?

    • @chillmadude
      @chillmadude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      your not wrong

    • @jordanortiz6401
      @jordanortiz6401 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Y'see the funny thing is, I know you're playin' me.. but you're right."

  • @BamBam_TYM
    @BamBam_TYM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    No one walks gayer than the jojos and I love it. Inspiration for us all. I too wish to strut my stuff with such grace one day.

  • @kulekid6917
    @kulekid6917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "the hamon masters have gathered"
    jotaro: yeah let's go with that

  • @SuperTiberian
    @SuperTiberian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    I like how Joseph had to talk his way through the whole thing even known I'm pretty sure all it would take is Jotaro staring menacingly at everyone to get them to back the hell off.

    • @BoreBone
      @BoreBone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      SuperTiberian Old Joseph would destroy the Pillar Men, since he can infuse his hamon with his stand.

    • @sterlingmuse5808
      @sterlingmuse5808 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Actually, if I remember right in some of their fight quotes the Pillar Men can actually sense Stand energy, even though they can't see it.

    • @sampagano6161
      @sampagano6161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      SuperTiberian the Pillar Men never pissed him off. What possible reason could he have to fight them.

    • @Mr.Monacle
      @Mr.Monacle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@BoreBone I see a lot of people saying that, and you're right, he can use his stand to conduct hamon, however, Joseph himself admits his hamon is far weaker than when he was at his peak during his exchange with DIO. So, unfortunately, nope, he likely wouldn't be able to kill the Pillar Men anymore.

    • @agssilv5919
      @agssilv5919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mr. Monocle but then again the stands can conduct hamon all it takes is to get close to them get behind jotaro give him hamon that then goes through star platinum.... profit

  • @deceseze
    @deceseze 7 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    this game is pain
    no, i'm not saying it's bad, i'm saying that joseph knew that that conversation was gonna end in pancake caesar and intervened the fuck out of himself
    who wrote this and why are they playing with our feelings like this

    • @ZidanReignVG
      @ZidanReignVG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Araki.

    • @KDNG105
      @KDNG105 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Araki didn't write this game

    • @ZidanReignVG
      @ZidanReignVG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Kien D. Nguyen but he let it happen anyway as he was involved in the game's story overseering it while in its development cycle. its still him by accountability my dude

    • @KDNG105
      @KDNG105 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ZidanReignVG well he could just be like "yeah whatever, I have to work on JoJolion", the game doesn't matter that much to him, it's not part of his canon

    • @ZidanReignVG
      @ZidanReignVG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Kien D. Nguyen none of that conjecture you just stated faults my statement used as an answer to op.
      Op didn't ask whether it was canon or not lmao

  • @pedromamamamarrano911
    @pedromamamamarrano911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    *Old Joseph* : Ah shit, here we go again

  • @firstcooommment3675
    @firstcooommment3675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:58 I just realized everything he says is what Lisa Lisa originally said.
    Pretty cool call back

    • @julienmorozof8082
      @julienmorozof8082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Looks like we're the only ones noticing this here

    • @WHAT-tv5ed
      @WHAT-tv5ed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yea!

  • @SirHellNaja
    @SirHellNaja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Old Joseph: "If something goes wrong, the survivors will be full of deep regrets. And I think you know exactly how that feels."
    I think you know how that feels more than anyone else, Joseph (Shiiiiiiiiiizaaaaaaaa)

  • @MatheusSantos-xp5lb
    @MatheusSantos-xp5lb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Old Joseph: *Vietnam flashbacks*

  • @zoetai306
    @zoetai306 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Battle tenancy characters:Who’s that old man.
    Joseph:OH MY GOD!That’s me!

  • @aboveaverageidiot4950
    @aboveaverageidiot4950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jotaro the whole time: “this is fine.”

  • @mrlakiro5526
    @mrlakiro5526 7 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    To be honest I'd imagine although Kars was talking with the others, his eyes were focused on the young man at the back.
    The black coat, the golden chains, and a bizarre hat which blends with his hair.
    Gave Kars a look he won't forget, cause it was a menacing one.

    • @F1areon
      @F1areon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      You gotta wonder how they'd react to Star Platinum, assuming they can even see him...

    • @VGamingJunkie
      @VGamingJunkie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      The quotes in a fight suggest they can sense a Stand but not outright see it.

    • @ScorpioTheScorpion1503
      @ScorpioTheScorpion1503 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      "Who is this man? He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!"

    • @arturocrespo3699
      @arturocrespo3699 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Scorpio The Scorpion weeebuuuu weeeeebuuu

    • @RainbowicNiGHTS
      @RainbowicNiGHTS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I can see it now...
      Jotaro: ....
      Kars: Hm? A non Hamon warrior? Come! Kars shall be your opponent.
      Jotaro: .... *looks at Joseph* Not today. he's your problem not mines.

  • @josetorresmandujano
    @josetorresmandujano 7 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Mhhhhhh...
    Mhhhhhh...
    Mhhhhhh...
    Best dialogues ever

    • @veepea7895
      @veepea7895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Mhhhhhh intensifies*

  • @dragonspadeex
    @dragonspadeex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like how the whole time everyone is worried about the pillar men going all out, but Jotaro is just in the background like "Y'all remember I'm here right? Like I'm pretty sure I can beat them."

  • @BigCrawdaddy
    @BigCrawdaddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wammu still Being a Chad: “please kill me but not yet”

  • @patoonptoon
    @patoonptoon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Caesar's inner monologue : "Bubbles~~~"

  • @Hezyo922
    @Hezyo922 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    lisa lisa's there, both josephs, ceasar and fucking jotaro and the pillar men still act like gods

    • @kurper
      @kurper 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Juan Manuel Brac jotaro ts lolz

    • @altxogershavelayers5166
      @altxogershavelayers5166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joot gets owned 3 on 1.
      Pillar Men may not see Star.But who cares?He was overwhelmed by a bunch of knives Dio threw.
      Kars slices bullets like it's nothing,Esidis ate a stick of dynamite and Wamuu killed an army of Dio-like vampires.

    • @kurper
      @kurper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@altxogershavelayers5166 funny time stop, but good point, wt bout the corpse part doe? i mean if he uses it

  • @oppoceanpacificpeace7695
    @oppoceanpacificpeace7695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:18
    Well....he is your son,Lisa Lisa.

  • @BX--nq6gf
    @BX--nq6gf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how the pillarmen took turns sighing

  • @lynx7060
    @lynx7060 7 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    I CAN'T HAMON BREATH OH GOD EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION IS PERFECT

    • @elisa233fe
      @elisa233fe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Başak Germanotta THE FEEEELLLLSSSSS!!!

    • @Illuminatea
      @Illuminatea 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keşke böyle olsaydı :'(

  • @marioalmanza32
    @marioalmanza32 7 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    Couldn't Oldseph just use Hermit Purple and Hamon to kill all 3 of them since the Pillar Men can't see stands

    • @DanteEdgeworth
      @DanteEdgeworth  7 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      Mario Almanza I don't see why not but i think its mire about disrupting the timeline. He wouldn't become the man he is today (1988) without those experiences

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Mario Almanza Much more importantly: Could Oldseph awaken Youngseph's stand ? If so, how much stronger than Star Platinum would it be?

    • @RadyVT
      @RadyVT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Weren't the stands only awoken around the time that Dio was found

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nickolas Cat Oldseph could kill Enyaba and get the arrow.

    • @DOT107
      @DOT107 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      nope, It got awoken when Dio got stabbed by Enyaba with the arrow.

  • @akioreos
    @akioreos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Imagine Oldseph fighting Esidisi.
    Esidisi wouldn't have know something grabbed him, then he just gets hamon'ed for no reason.

  • @slayerofmortallychallenged2470
    @slayerofmortallychallenged2470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In this timeline, ceaser was saved from this old man's wisdom

  • @edgegod4223
    @edgegod4223 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "enough with the bluffing, you old fool"
    look who's talking

  • @guyguino5770
    @guyguino5770 7 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    This is one of the few well written scenes in the game.

    • @hive2444
      @hive2444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Meme Machine battle *TENDACY!!!?????*

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I disagree,the game had a pretty good scenario overall!

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      THE RISER yep

    • @brohooddk5596
      @brohooddk5596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Well written but the character animation is absolutely shit

    • @brohooddk5596
      @brohooddk5596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Standing around simulator

  • @johnandreimayor822
    @johnandreimayor822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love it how Old Joseph was trying to change Joseph and Ceasar's ways. He probably didn't want things to end up the same way as before, especially with Ceasar. He knows much better, since he himself encountered the same situation and knew that eoutcome.

  • @Pokeater
    @Pokeater 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's strangely weird how wise old Joseph gotten its like he became Sun Tzun