Hahah it's great on the best of the worst where they did rotor, rich was laughing his ass off at that part I love how both RLM & Rifftrax joke about that intro sequence taking 20 fucking minutes to establish his farm
“He can do anything from karate to full-field combat.” -“But mostly he does THIS insane garbage!” The animatronic scene is my favorite. I love how wowed everyone is with the bizarre fighting moves of the robot cop.
I lost it at the poster for The Thing demanding royalties, that was such an awesome reference.. it looked identical to the poster haha. my favorite movie too. love the Contra reference too. their video game references never cease to impress me.
I had to take a shower after the Shoeboogie scene. Then I jumped out the window for good measure. Landed in a grave yard...and let me tell ya, the skeletons; horrifically buried together for some reason; did skelefuck far too loud.
Say... wasn't Coldyron supposed to be *narrating* this? Could they have uploaded his memory into a new machine? Or are we doing "Sunset Boulevard" here?! 🤨 🤔 😕
Two things: One, two skeletons making love in a tin coffin is something I never even briefly imagined before this movie, but it's admittedly an entertaining visual, especially given there's only so graphic it can get when there's no flesh, and two, I like the robot officer - thought it does raise the question of why certain things in this movie are so impressive when he exists already.
You know the filmmakers went all out when they budget it in a wooden crate for the gas station attendant! This has to have been the biggest budget for a film prior to Avengers: End Game
The ultimate B movie duo would be Michel (Joe Don Baker) brought back as a bargain basement robocop and Zap Rowsdower as his Canadian refugee sidekick.
God Only Knows, Heroes and Villains, Good Vibrations. These are actual phrases that can be found in the movie. Was the director obsessed with the Beach Boys or something?
Or they just cut the script up along with a few other drafts, threw the pieces in the air and tried to reassemble them together as best as they could, only to end up with an incomprehensible pile of crap.
This is the sloooooooowest movie of all time, every shot takes like 3 hours.. they establish the fuck out of every single shot, that first scene takes 5 minutes for what should be 30 seconds haha.. And the final fight is in background.. plus he says it'll take like 20-30 years to finish.. then they call and say they want it done by tomorrow hahaha.. and it somehow has a bike and locker already when it wakes up The best of the worst episode on this was great too
I always wondered why coldyron in this movie sounds so pained and like shitty ADR.. and in looking into it I realized all his dialogue is done in voice over hahaha, he must have been just even more awful than he seems
"What do you think this is, some low-budget sci-fi flick?" Nothing angers me more than a shitty piece of entertainment that thinks it's genuinelly clever.
I recently saw the full riffing, and I just gotta say that this movie is such an incompetently written, paced, edited, and directed mess of a movie that I'm actually kinda curious as to how the people behind it managed to screw this up so badly. At least Mike, Kevin and Bill's commentary made the viewing bearable.
Oh, 1987 - when you couldn't get away with explicitly saying your character is a lesbian, so you just make her a laundry list of lesbian stereotypes and hope the audience gets it.
I don't understand this criticism. They didn't get into the character's sexuality at all as far as I recall, so you're just assuming she's a lesbian based on her hair clothing. If the character was intended to be a lesbian, not explicitly pointing it out is about the only thing this movie did right. Just letting her exist in the movie like any other character without mentioning her sexuality is a lot more accepting that making a big deal out of it.
The Dr. Steel character reminds me of Pvt. Vasquez from Aliens (1986), who is muscular, with a shaved head, and wears military fatigues, but is evidently heterosexual (or bi), given her flirtation with male Marines.
They are ripping on Phil's 80s "over produced" sound I am thinking. Think "Susudio" . I will say when I hear "One More Night" I get moved. That song just gets me. That ending sax solo is so great.
Really? The 3 dudes in the diner was the funniest part that required hardly any riffing. The first one goes into a karate stance, butt sticking out while the muscle head rips off his shirt just to get bitch slapped by R.O.T.O.R.
This is no time to play Zork! Reserve? Supposed to be research... They've got the wrong ROTOR! (They've got the wrong ROTOR!) This movie just does not let up! The movie Phone Booth had fewer phone calls!
🤨ummm...... Did the troma film make this movie? Seriously I'm getting serious trona vibes I half expect the toxic avenger to show up and just whoop everyone's ass because even he would consider this movie a hazardous waste material
You can buy the full version here: www.rifftrax.com/rotor. If I put up full versions people wouldn't buy them. If people stop buying them, new ones stop being made.
I DIDN'T ASK to wanting the buy the fucking dvd to it. YOUR really fucking convince of you put them on youtube. Mike and boys will stop making them. Bullshit. "new ones stop being made: a crock of shit and you know it
I love how Robot Cop resigned... OVER THE PHONE.
“Yeah. Cool”
Hahah it's great on the best of the worst where they did rotor, rich was laughing his ass off at that part
I love how both RLM & Rifftrax joke about that intro sequence taking 20 fucking minutes to establish his farm
"I don't know what any of that means."
"I'm just some Schmoe who taught a robot to see through time..."
Can I point out how the whole plot of movie is the main character telling all of these events to the cops? A lot of things he could of just left out
"And skunk head gym lady is IN!!!" LMFAOOOOO
“He can do anything from karate to full-field combat.”
-“But mostly he does THIS insane garbage!”
The animatronic scene is my favorite. I love how wowed everyone is with the bizarre fighting moves of the robot cop.
😂😂😂😂
“Now he’s going to kill print”
plus what is being said about how ROTOR functions doesn't make any sense nor does it look like the human fleshbag form fits on it
skunk head gym lady 😂
This is what terrorist bad guys are afraid of, thin stainless steel robots 🤖....
“Forget about ROTOR. Can we watch a movie about her?”
Then we'd just have Honor and Glory.
I know right?
ROTOR...the result of a one night stand between Terminator and Robocop
Roadvirus1
And fetal alcohol syndrome.
Terminator must really get around....
It had a one night stand with Jurrassic Park too. The result of that was Future War
@@ChampionElCid I mean, though. Have you _seen_ 1980s Arnold? It's no wonder. ;)
@@ChampionElCid It had one with every generic PG-13 big budget action movie too. The result was Terminator Genysis.
In a tin hammock. (It was *really* loud)
I lost it at the poster for The Thing demanding royalties, that was such an awesome reference.. it looked identical to the poster haha.
my favorite movie too.
love the Contra reference too. their video game references never cease to impress me.
"Look at ya! You look like you have both eyes coming out of the same hole." The fuck does that mean???
Yuri my thoughts exactly
Terrible writing. There used to be these things called REHEARSALS to catch such lameness! I blame the assistant director.
The random kickboxing/street fighter lady is my favorite.
That ending was hilarious! XD
I had to take a shower after the Shoeboogie scene. Then I jumped out the window for good measure. Landed in a grave yard...and let me tell ya, the skeletons; horrifically buried together for some reason; did skelefuck far too loud.
You know, I’m like a graveyard: I’ll take anybody!
Skelefuck! That's gold!
Were they in a tin coffin?
I lost it after that guy shot him in the back!! 😂😂 Or we could end the movie THIS way!
Test audiences demanded it!
kinda reminds me of the ending to Area 407
Say... wasn't Coldyron supposed to be *narrating* this? Could they have uploaded his memory into a new machine?
Or are we doing "Sunset Boulevard" here?!
🤨 🤔 😕
I'm confused, the business partner who got burned, screwed said hey let me get my 28" barrel 870 12ga duck hunting gun to blast this guy away! 🤷🏼♂️
Honestly THE LEAST amount of traffic I have ever seen in LA
gil wood It was supposed to be Dallas, which makes it even more hilarious
"How big is ROTOR? Sooo big."
Can't believe you left that out.
Cowboy poetry...standard in dystopian cop movies!
Two things: One, two skeletons making love in a tin coffin is something I never even briefly imagined before this movie, but it's admittedly an entertaining visual, especially given there's only so graphic it can get when there's no flesh, and two, I like the robot officer - thought it does raise the question of why certain things in this movie are so impressive when he exists already.
"You wanna go to the IHOP?"
"Golden Corral's new slogan!"
"The movie Phone Booth had fewer phone calls!"
What happened to Bill is much more emotionally compelling than the movie!
I still can't believe they made R.O.T.O.R out of dynamite...didn't see that one coming!
Captain’s log: I’ve...been shot in the head!
total Shatner speak too. LOL
That was one serious looking toupee Coldiron’s boss was wearing
(4:33) That robot is still the best effect in the movie. Not that there's any competition
This is just like the first Terminator movie.... Without any of the style, production and you know, stakes.
"Sarah Conn-- I mean, Sonya Garren?"
"I'm like a cemetery, I'll take anybody"
The movie's becoming self aware! LOL
“Captain’s log......I’ve been....shot in the head”
“Sounds like a Star Trek episode is starting”
I am going to name my next car Coldiron. So bad ass.
*Coldyron
"His acting coach, is Al Gore." :-p
I saw this movie without Rifftrax. It's quite something.
*~ Eatin' a buncha carrots for breakfast! Eyup! ~*
I love your “Best of” clip reels!
I rented the Vhs as a kid when it first came out before the poster looked awesome. I couldn't understand anything. Such a weird, pointless plot.
It is a very nice poster. But that just makes the reality of the movie more bitter.
You are not alone there Mr Vandelay. I rented plenty of bad horror flicks based on a kickass cover. BTW, love your latex importing and exporting.
Love the Futurama reference. ROTOR without his skin DOES look like Bender.
You know the filmmakers went all out when they budget it in a wooden crate for the gas station attendant! This has to have been the biggest budget for a film prior to Avengers: End Game
It's always the right time for Zork!
(14:43) "It's more about the senseless journey than the unsatisfying destination" Perfect description for Iron Man 2
I will remember that line every time I see a movie ending I don't like.
Or the Star Wars Prequels
Roadvirus1 I completely disagree. I like them all!
Perfectly sums up the Disney Star Wars trilogy.
jaxxstraw That’s not how I feel at all!
Can't tell if that is Wings Hauser or Sledgehammer. Or both
eric brown Red Bull gives you MEEEEEEE
The Vogue reference is the BEST! 😂
5:28
Fun fact - the actor who played Shoeboogie did not receive a credit. To this day, nobody knows who he is.
Probably for the best.
He probably didn’t bother to slap the casting director those seven digits.
THEY GOT THE WRONG ROTOR!
The ultimate B movie duo would be Michel (Joe Don Baker) brought back as a bargain basement robocop and Zap Rowsdower as his Canadian refugee sidekick.
This was bad....BUT! Roller Gator is WORSE!!!
Seriously. I don't know if even Birdemic is as bad as Roller Gator.
THESE GUYS ARE HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
1:20 Robot Wars reference, that's awesome!
I've seen the poster for this movie and am deeply disappointed that Rob Halford wasn't in it.
“Makes me want to puke, uggh!!!”
“Oh enough with the phone calls! The movie Phonebooth had fewer phone calls!”
ROFL
Robot: oh.....I'll 7 her 9 ...what?
Two eyes coming out of the same hole? Sounds mildly dirty.
That ending reminded me of Area 407 hahaha they should end all bad movies like that
God Only Knows, Heroes and Villains, Good Vibrations. These are actual phrases that can be found in the movie. Was the director obsessed with the Beach Boys or something?
My theory is that the crew realized how awful the movie was and decided to sneak as many Beach Boys references as possible as a prank.
We can only hope.
Its like they didn't read the script before shooting the scenes or designing any props.
that happens more then you would think
Or they just cut the script up along with a few other drafts, threw the pieces in the air and tried to reassemble them together as best as they could, only to end up with an incomprehensible pile of crap.
Captain'slogI've... been... shotinthehead.....
"You look like you got both eyes coming out of the same hole."
6:21 too funny to even laugh at. But I did...a lot!
This is the sloooooooowest movie of all time, every shot takes like 3 hours.. they establish the fuck out of every single shot, that first scene takes 5 minutes for what should be 30 seconds haha..
And the final fight is in background.. plus he says it'll take like 20-30 years to finish.. then they call and say they want it done by tomorrow hahaha.. and it somehow has a bike and locker already when it wakes up
The best of the worst episode on this was great too
Like Maniac Cop meets Terminator.
Love MS3K
“Adult bedwetting” 😂
Wow, this movie is really really really bad
The other robot cop, the one that isn't ROTOR, is pretty awesome.
ninjast4r yes that part was worth sitting through this movie
HOW BAD IS IT???
I always wondered why coldyron in this movie sounds so pained and like shitty ADR.. and in looking into it I realized all his dialogue is done in voice over hahaha, he must have been just even more awful than he seems
Wow! Where do they get these "actors?"
There are vast acting farms in Lithuania. All corn fed, organic and ready to take any part offered.
Its the secret origin of Tommy Wiseau
I think the male lead got the part because he financed the thing
Whoever showed up to the casting call got it.
Still have no idea as to who skunk lady was or why she had that hairstyle.
Dr. Coldiron sounds like a depressed Albert Brooks
ROTOR has a problm with the provided seating equipment....
Coldiron sounds like Kip Adotta..
To be honest that’s the least amount of traffic i’ve ever seen in Dallas
And who are we
Line dancing and advanced robotics.
The music is the best part of this movie
It's not even "Cold Iron"... Since they tried to get cute, I see it as "Coldy Ron".
I love they took stabs at sci-fi genres but years later no one knows what rotor is
Contra reference! ❤️❤️❤️👏🏼🎊🎉
Angry video game nerd brought me here
@@razoleg you clearly did when you answered a few times.
Justice..COD
11:31 WE. SEE. HIM.
And, of course as with any movie with horses in it, the horse immediately outacts everybody else in the film.
"there's the click!" lol
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Mark Zielke O hi Mark.
This is totally entertaining 🤣
As a kid I had a crush on skunk hair gym lady.......I was a weird kid.
Captain's log...I've...been....shotinthehead.
‘80s action movie cliche bureau 😂
OMG, the music....
Baby Cop 👮♂️ from the producers of ROTOR... 🎞
I get that ROTOR shot that guy for speeding, but why was he after the woman in red?
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
ninjast4r
In the 80s, that was quite the aphrodisiac. (Probably)
Accessory to speeding
"What do you think this is, some low-budget sci-fi flick?" Nothing angers me more than a shitty piece of entertainment that thinks it's genuinelly clever.
I recently saw the full riffing, and I just gotta say that this movie is such an incompetently written, paced, edited, and directed mess of a movie that I'm actually kinda curious as to how the people behind it managed to screw this up so badly. At least Mike, Kevin and Bill's commentary made the viewing bearable.
1:31 Joe Don Baker?
Oh, 1987 - when you couldn't get away with explicitly saying your character is a lesbian, so you just make her a laundry list of lesbian stereotypes and hope the audience gets it.
I don't understand this criticism. They didn't get into the character's sexuality at all as far as I recall, so you're just assuming she's a lesbian based on her hair clothing. If the character was intended to be a lesbian, not explicitly pointing it out is about the only thing this movie did right. Just letting her exist in the movie like any other character without mentioning her sexuality is a lot more accepting that making a big deal out of it.
The Dr. Steel character reminds me of Pvt. Vasquez from Aliens (1986), who is muscular, with a shaved head, and wears military fatigues, but is evidently heterosexual (or bi), given her flirtation with male Marines.
It's five past tacky.
Hey! Leave Phil Collins out of this!
What's wrong with Phil Collins? :(
They are ripping on Phil's 80s "over produced" sound I am thinking. Think "Susudio" . I will say when I hear "One More Night" I get moved. That song just gets me. That ending sax solo is so great.
Really? The 3 dudes in the diner was the funniest part that required hardly any riffing. The first one goes into a karate stance, butt sticking out while the muscle head rips off his shirt just to get bitch slapped by R.O.T.O.R.
This is no time to play Zork!
Reserve? Supposed to be research... They've got the wrong ROTOR! (They've got the wrong ROTOR!)
This movie just does not let up!
The movie Phone Booth had fewer phone calls!
🤨ummm...... Did the troma film make this movie? Seriously I'm getting serious trona vibes I half expect the toxic avenger to show up and just whoop everyone's ass because even he would consider this movie a hazardous waste material
Contra reference was nice, but I was thinking more like Ikari Warriors!
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JoeCnNd nobody gives a fuck
Is this the worst ADR in movie history?
Most of these jokes were meh or okay... but the last one was really great !
I laughed my ass off the whole movie!
can you put the entire film instead of clips
You can buy the full version here: www.rifftrax.com/rotor. If I put up full versions people wouldn't buy them. If people stop buying them, new ones stop being made.
I DIDN'T ASK to wanting the buy the fucking dvd to it. YOUR really fucking convince of you put them on youtube. Mike and boys will stop making them. Bullshit. "new ones stop being made: a crock of shit and you know it
lol you have issues. Get help. Also look into getting a job if you can't afford to buy it.
HEY FUCK YOU
@@Saber808 can you buy the full version of English grammar?