Best Of Rifftrax: Highlander

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  • @scythemouse
    @scythemouse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Highlander 9: The Quickening 3 That Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Immortals.

    • @MrBlueSkyof1607
      @MrBlueSkyof1607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Highlander 10: Battlefield Name of Planet From Highlander 2: The Quickening, But Since That Isn't Canon to the Series, We're Just Calling It Highlander 10: Battlefield Scotland!"

  • @elrojo79
    @elrojo79 11 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I've been a Highlander fan for years, so when The Source came out, my old roommate and I rented it immediately. We were feeling fairly uneasy about the film and then it came to the scene where the Guardian mockingly sings "Who Wants to Live Forever" while stalking Duncan.
    I turned to my friend and asked, "What the hell is this?"
    He looked at with great anger and responded, "Betrayal...it's betrayal."

    • @BeowulfNorther
      @BeowulfNorther 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      elrojo79 I did like how the ending basically rendered all of the highlanders deaths pointless by saying only one meant only one could have mids

  • @jameswoodard4304
    @jameswoodard4304 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I watched this movie the other day and actually heard the Kurgan sing, "Ahhhhh!" during the final fight scene.
    I think random operatic singing whenever a character opens their mouth is one of my favorite of RiffTrax's running gags.

  • @WickedScott
    @WickedScott 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Hire a Frenchman to play a Scot, hire a Scott to play a Spaniard. Makes sense.

    • @deathsheadknight2137
      @deathsheadknight2137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ACTING!

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's not Spanish, he's Egyptian

    • @junghunt8645
      @junghunt8645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Scott Connery. Better than Scott Caan, suppose.

    • @Hollyberrystreats
      @Hollyberrystreats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And an American to play...whatever the hell Kurgen is supposed to be

    • @MrBlueSkyof1607
      @MrBlueSkyof1607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hollyberrystreats Russian? Canadian? German? Australian? Every accent at once?

  • @femoman
    @femoman 12 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As much as I love this movie, this Rifftrax is freaking brilliance!

    • @spacenerd9499
      @spacenerd9499 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey 👋 do you know how I can watch the full movie? I've been unsuccessful in finding it. Thanks! ✌️

  • @ThatBoogieman
    @ThatBoogieman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Oh, hi Lander!"
    Joke of the goddamn century.

  • @chimpinaneckbrace
    @chimpinaneckbrace 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    He forgot Highlander: The Legend of Curley's Gold.

    • @demonkingbadger6689
      @demonkingbadger6689 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, Curly Howard as an immortal.
      Woowoowoo woo

    • @DemonKingBadger
      @DemonKingBadger ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@demonkingbadger6689 well, he did take many a blow that would fell a mere mortal

  • @RIMovieCorner
    @RIMovieCorner 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Do I even need to say where to jam this?"
    "Well, I suppose I can jam it up the... HEY!"

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Oh, hai Lander!

    • @jonplaud
      @jonplaud 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      can't see this movie the same way again.

    • @soundgardener4940
      @soundgardener4940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      _"can't see this movie the same way again."_
      It's a form of magic...kinda.

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Darth businessesman”

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the Sean Connery impression’s hilarious

  • @monkeymouse
    @monkeymouse 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Highlander: Pig in the City" LOL

  • @pixietwitch
    @pixietwitch 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This is even more fun when you realize that the Kurgen is Mr Krabs!!!

    • @kyleshea384
      @kyleshea384 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Diana Psotka Also, Lex Luthor

    • @sugahrghebare._.2052
      @sugahrghebare._.2052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Diana Psotka +Kyle Shea Mr. Krabs , Lex Luthor, Sgt. Zim, Captain Hadley AND your real dad...

    • @jonplaud
      @jonplaud 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      just close your eyes when he speaks.

    • @pixietwitch
      @pixietwitch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol. That makes it even worse.... I keep imagining Eugene Krabs saying all of his lines... Hilarious!

    • @JamesOhGoodie
      @JamesOhGoodie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YARRRR REMEMBER WHAT RAMIREZ TAUGHT YEH!

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive276 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I've been linked here from the Rifftrack of The Room. Oh Hai Lander!

  • @specialpatrolgroup92
    @specialpatrolgroup92 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    And I love Lisa so maach

  • @ninjawraith17
    @ninjawraith17 13 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:17
    WOW, that DID sound like Wiseau.

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "DAMN!! I still don't get how surprise works!"

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Aw, they forgot to mention my favorite sequel, Highlander 22: Electric Boogaloo. (Never knew Michael Ironsides could breakdance like that)

  • @GrizDrummer25
    @GrizDrummer25 13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "oh hai lander" made me almost choke on my sandwich lol

  • @TheInstantClassic1
    @TheInstantClassic1 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I don't like boats, I don't like water, I'm a man not a fish!"
    "And I love Lisa so much"
    LMFAO I love all The Room references

  • @youreadarling
    @youreadarling 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    WARNING!: Do not drink while watching this video. Computer surfaces will get wet.

  • @monsterinyourpocket
    @monsterinyourpocket 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *Hubcap rolls by*
    "CUT. Who the hell did that?"

  • @KainGerc
    @KainGerc 13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i think my favorite sequel was "Highlander: pig in the city"
    (so many beheaded pigs)

  • @natepeace1737
    @natepeace1737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I’m every woman inside of me!” Lol!

  • @Hollowshape
    @Hollowshape 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I have to be there at ONE!"

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Highlander 12: Please Stop Me!

  • @Drago5899
    @Drago5899 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I am a man not a fish!"
    "And I love Lisa so much"

  • @jetfire851
    @jetfire851 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Highlander: Pig in the City" would be dignified compared to "Endgame" and "Source".

    • @godzilla964
      @godzilla964 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't forget "The Quickening."

    • @MrBlueSkyof1607
      @MrBlueSkyof1607 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bit not "The Search for Vengeance".

    • @DemonKingBadger
      @DemonKingBadger ปีที่แล้ว

      I have been constantly by Highlander fans that there were no sequels

  • @KakkoiiSasuke
    @KakkoiiSasuke 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "And so as this omniscient god man canoodles with the world's most average woman." 'Average' is being generous frankly.

  • @ernestspencer4879
    @ernestspencer4879 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Kurgan is flushing himself. Love it.

    • @fromthecheapseats7126
      @fromthecheapseats7126 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Should have used that power on the rest of the franchise.

  • @Shanethefilmmaker
    @Shanethefilmmaker 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1) It was in the directors cut. The old Receptionist was the little girl he Rescued.
    2) Lambert is French/American.

  • @JessieJ93
    @JessieJ93 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Darth Business Man

  • @dragonheart8706
    @dragonheart8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Here we are!"
    "No, over here!"
    😂

  • @PyrozPlayground
    @PyrozPlayground 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Who's there!?
    UM... MEOW!
    Reminded me of Colin Mochrie from Whose Line! lol

  • @kevinhanson7867
    @kevinhanson7867 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Hi!" That made me laugh so hard! 😂😂😂

  • @pixietwitch
    @pixietwitch 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What! No Mr. Krabs jokes????? For those who don't know, Clancy Brown (the Kurgan) is also the voice of Mr. Krabs on Spongebob.

  • @OmegaII
    @OmegaII 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Who wants to lick forever!"
    One of my favorite King songs.

  • @srka42
    @srka42 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "'I'M KING OF THE BRICK PENISSS!" Genius.

  • @heyitsthatmadhatterperson117
    @heyitsthatmadhatterperson117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jason Voorhees! This thing is star studded!

    • @fromthecheapseats7126
      @fromthecheapseats7126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmm, Jason is pretty resistant to death, and super strong . . . maybe Jason is one of the immortals!

  • @AGuyWithAChannel
    @AGuyWithAChannel 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your tearing me APART, lander!

  • @pittland44
    @pittland44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And who could forget "Highlander Pig in the City?"

  • @happentodie8776
    @happentodie8776 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i dont know who these guys are but damn they're funny ,

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "McCloud!"
    Kevin: I'm fake Michael Caine!
    Kurgan: The Gathering... *flicks out his sword's two bladed prongs*
    Mike: Whoa, what the hell was that!? I didn't even know it did that!
    Kurgan: I have something to say! It's better to burn out... than to fade away! *spins*
    Kevin: Wow, he just broke ALL the commandments about not being a lame dork!
    Bill: Yeah, and I don't recall Neil Young doing a spin and air punch after that line.

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, the guys sure did a nice job with this. I know Highlander is a good movie, but they managed to get me to laugh at the riffs they set up.

  • @doc029
    @doc029 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @GriffithAMPS It was the European version, the original US version had them cut out. The later US releases "director's cut" had them back in.

  • @ForceMaximus84
    @ForceMaximus84 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "IIIIIIII HAVE THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!!!!!!!" ROFL

  • @MrSleepy677
    @MrSleepy677 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @SirenWasHere I got the VHS version of this film.

  • @2wingo
    @2wingo 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @sokarsfleet Highlander: The Search for Vengeance is actually quite good.

  • @grnhair2001
    @grnhair2001 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do I even need to say ... where to jam this?
    I so love these guys

  • @alakabaz3
    @alakabaz3 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aaaaaahhhhh!!!! I have the element of surprise!!!!!

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh Hi, lander!

  • @drumr72
    @drumr72 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I saw the Highlander, Ricky...it was shit!"

  • @fredmand
    @fredmand 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Old guy by lamppost FTW

  • @Coyotemooneyes
    @Coyotemooneyes 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Ohai-lander" I lol'ed

  • @KaladinVegapunk
    @KaladinVegapunk 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @SirenWasHere its rad, but what you saw on here was pretty much all of it. i wish it went into that more, the concept of going from battlefield to battlefield is just awesome

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *moan*
    Mike: Kevin, was that you moaning?
    Kevin: NO, THAT WASN'T ME MOANING!!
    Bill: Oh, c'mon, Kevin, gross! Knock it off!
    *moan*
    Bill: Stop moaning!
    *moan*
    Bill: Hey, stop it!
    Kevin: It wasn't me!

  • @Anynom
    @Anynom 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm fake Michael Caine."
    "I still don't get how surprise works!"
    "He's supposed to be Scottish? He sounds like Tommy Wiseau!"
    "Tonight at 1 Police Cliche Plaza."
    "Noble race of Immortals, ladies and gentlemen, shrieking like Jerry Lewis."
    "He just broke all the commandments in not being a lame dork."

  • @KristenDETW
    @KristenDETW  13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @GriffithAMPS
    I believe it was a deleted scene that was included on a special addition DVD that inserted it back in the movie. I guess the person I got the movie from had that version.

  • @KaladinVegapunk
    @KaladinVegapunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel like I've watched this like 15 times in the last 5 years and it never gets old
    So many great bits
    Is that Ronald McDonald?
    Oh hi lander
    Lampost old man
    The hand holding
    There can be only one, my hands are tied haha
    You know the funniest thing about the TV movie of Highlander is they retcon the famous, memorable there can be only one line to mean only one can have a kid.. not a victor of eternal combat. It's like oh .. okay.
    The movies are all awful besides this one, the sequel is a super silly sci fi
    The show has some okay parts but is just so 90s

  • @DocLantern85
    @DocLantern85 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:23: When Tongues Must DIIIIIIEEEE!

  • @HesitantEvil
    @HesitantEvil 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh Hi, Lander!

  • @jetfire851
    @jetfire851 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    At this rate in the franchise, "Highlander: Pig In The City" would be an improvement.

  • @doctorcraptonicus7941
    @doctorcraptonicus7941 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is it my imagination or does this keep turning into Police Squad?
    5:25 - and THAT'S how much cocaine they took to make this embarrassing cack.

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're just saying that because Alan North is the police captain.

  • @fluffyman85
    @fluffyman85 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now I'm interested in what's with the old guy next to the lamppost.

  • @BrooklynJackBlue
    @BrooklynJackBlue 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Murdoc? "I'll show you how to kill an eel! You MELT ITS FACE OFF!"

  • @adrianlee3497
    @adrianlee3497 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    To Sir Sean Connery.
    There can be only one🍸🍸🍸 ⚔⚔⚔

  • @textthing
    @textthing 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd like to have a jigsaw-sword that you can simply fit together and use without any danger of it falling apart, even though the pieces are seemingly held together by friction. I don't think the Kurgen understands how swords are supposed to work.
    That's another thing - McLeod was sitting there at a wrestling match with a sword inside his coat? His opponent was somersaulting around (???) while hiding his sword inside his jacket?

  • @marcherwitch9811
    @marcherwitch9811 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    highlander pig in the city would be more dignified than anything ritchie ever did...

  • @christieperry4361
    @christieperry4361 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Garret Morris loves it

  • @Shanethefilmmaker
    @Shanethefilmmaker 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh I wasn't talking about Duncan, I was talking about the Source Guardian.

  • @RIMovieCorner
    @RIMovieCorner 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    HAVE TO BE THERE AT ONE!

  • @The_Ballo
    @The_Ballo 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I watched this the flushing scene had me in tears.
    Doesn't work as well in this format for some reason, however.

  • @Kitama23
    @Kitama23 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "ZE RASPBERRY COSMO IZ MY RECIPE!

  • @themightychabunga2441
    @themightychabunga2441 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    there can be only one?there should have been only one,...Highlander movie. all the rest blew haggis.

  • @JamesOhGoodie
    @JamesOhGoodie 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    HIGHLANDER: The only movie with a Frenchman playing a Scotsman and a Scotsman playing an Egyptian who's pretending to be a Spaniard.

  • @LoneBong
    @LoneBong 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:09: She's a naschie shaw'she-was talkin too

  • @MegaTaylor12345
    @MegaTaylor12345 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    i like the film but this is brilliant

  • @pdlbean
    @pdlbean 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh hi, lander.

  • @greedyd5524
    @greedyd5524 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wasn’t there to see it but they tell me Byron Hadley started sobbing like a little girl when they took him away

  • @TehSqueakySniper
    @TehSqueakySniper 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    duck, duck, duck, duck, uh goose.... why you no chase me?

  • @vigo894
    @vigo894 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Connery plays a Spaniard who's actually Egyptian.

  • @irvingcsaltzburg
    @irvingcsaltzburg 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Nick Nolte?"
    Naw that's just Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. No seriously that guy's Mr. Krabs, imdb that shit.

  • @RIMovieCorner
    @RIMovieCorner 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do I even have to say where to jam this?
    I suppose I could jam it up the... HEY!

  • @JJJMMM1
    @JJJMMM1 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @SirenWasHere
    The version I saw on tv as a kid (18 years ago?) had the scene. I don't believe it was directors cut or anything.

  • @ThePcar33
    @ThePcar33 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    What, no mention of Diet Caffeine Free Highlander, it's the freshmaker!

  • @andrewforbes1433
    @andrewforbes1433 ปีที่แล้ว

    Russell Mulcahy directed one tremendously fun and stylish pulp adventure.
    This isn't it.

  • @VerySourLemon
    @VerySourLemon 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    HEEERE WE ARE!
    NO, WE'RE OVER HERE!

  • @Xandermorph
    @Xandermorph 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Aww my two favorite bits weren't included!
    Cop: You talk funny Nash, where you from?
    Connor: Lots of different places.
    Kevin: But mostly Switzerfrance!
    and:
    Heather: I'm goin' tae buy myself a new dress!
    Bill (in thick Scottish accent): Jus' make sure the material's good for ass grabbin'!

  • @BryonYoungblood
    @BryonYoungblood 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Herrrre we are! / Noooo, over herrrre!

  • @RIMovieCorner
    @RIMovieCorner 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    WE ARE BROTHERS!!
    FROM ANOTHER MUTHA!

  • @Duckbeaver
    @Duckbeaver 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Um...MEOW?"

  • @untunedguitar45
    @untunedguitar45 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Cpt50Caliber I think the rifftrax is only compatible with the director's cut

  • @untunedguitar45
    @untunedguitar45 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Cpt50Caliber original or director's cut?

  • @MsLadyisatramp
    @MsLadyisatramp 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    good belly laugh from this one!

  • @66Roses
    @66Roses 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    O hai lander.

  • @JoaqMan
    @JoaqMan 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    1)Special edition DVD
    2)France

  • @gilbertgotfried
    @gilbertgotfried 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I shuppose I could jam it up th-HEY!

  • @KristenDETW
    @KristenDETW  13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @OmegaII
    Sweet.

  • @christopheranderson2520
    @christopheranderson2520 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh, hi Lander! I didn't hit her!

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Oh hai, lander!"
    "Y u no run"?? OMG, are they referring to the meme? They've referenced LOLcats before...

  • @ErichoTTA
    @ErichoTTA 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    No, "Chief? McCloud?"?

  • @heyitsthatmadhatterperson117
    @heyitsthatmadhatterperson117 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watch a guy go to work in real time... HIGHLANDER!