I've heard of stranger things, like the ghostly roman legionnaires who wander the streets of Detroit Michigan on the night of February 4th due to a curse place upon them by an Aztec Priest which causes them to kick random people in the balls...
Nope, the movie's dignity had left long ago...well, either that, or maybe it had never arrived in the first place; or perhaps went to go and take a nap?
Jesus Murphy.... I've seen better acting in jr high productions of Hamlet! "We've figured out today is the start of the Evil Days!" I'm convinced that a group of 13 year old boys wrote this script at a sleepover.
I thought this movie was hilarious but when it devolved into “screaming girls be held down on a pool table” for the last half hour it got pretty hard to watch. 😬
wow i didnt think lash larue was a real person i thought it was a character on the beverly hillbillies,his dentures seem to be fitting better in this movie than alien outlaw
@@HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt Wow. I've only seen semi-carpeted bathrooms, and they also disgusted me, literally. Those things were nasty. I was born in the 90s, but I remember seeing a carpeted toilet once; and I remember throwing up, and I immediately tried to forget I ever saw it; pretty sure i don't remember it now though, glad for that. It was very traumatic. Whoever thought carpeted bathrooms/toilets were a good idea, must've been insanely dumb...
1:15 - guy on left is spawn of don rickles and tim conway 3:21 - you owe me, house 3:54 - camera guy, house, tim conway, lauren tewes (julie mccoy from love boat) 4:41 - lauren tewes, not lauren tewes, lauren tewes
I'll say...how do you go from amazing and legendary songs like: "Fight For Right To Party", and "Intergalactic", to being in a movie as bad as this? A shame; honestly... a damn shame, dude/lady...
well they also got Lash Larue for that. must have been a package deal. get Jubba the Human and old whipper in your movie for just a six pack of Natural Light
"They're going to document the exact moment he gets morning wood."
Is...is _that_ the dark power?
Poor Lash LaRue. He helped inspire and train Indiana Jones only to end up in this movie.
yesh ish a cryin shame shshhhhhs shashash shushar shrrr shrr shrrrr
This movie makes you long for the quiet subtle grace of Troll 2
SOlson2375 lol nice
“The pot and kettle quietly tender their resignation.”
I could listen to all the rifftrax movies using a Lash Larue loose denture speaking voice its the funniest ever
Holy shit! I love Rifftrax but have never seen this one, and I realized that one of my high school teachers is a main character in this movie lol
12:44 - Kevin: "And when that thing regained consciousness, he started going by Tommy Wiseau"
Oh Haaai, Toltec!
1:16
Hillbilly IS a "white noise" setting, after all.
OMG when they do the lash larue loose denture impression its HILARIOUS,some of the best voices in all of riffdom
"We got him, now to form GWAR" im dead!!
Their riffing the old ranger's slurred speech had me dead.
Hahaha seriously, when the group are sitting around the books, their impression is so funny
Graaghhfraghle i'm gonna go take a nap
Oh my god, no matter how many times I watch that part, I laugh until I cry!😂😂😂
That had me rolling! 😆😂🤣
11:36 "This guy also did Renee Zellweger." Another line for the Rifftrax Hall of Fame.
That old ranger voice makes this one a CLASSIC
Hahahahahaha
"We got him! Now to go found GWAR"
Curly, Moe, and Urgoth the undying
If I have to watch an elderly bondage enthusiast, I would prefer to see Helen Mirren.
At least Lash Larue kept his spurs from jingling and jangling.
I’m just here to let you know someone got your reference.
To be honest, the fat guy, the reporter lady, and Lash LaRue are the most likable people in this stinker.
Now I want to invest in Thompson's Water Seal
So... the black girl was the bravest and most effective character? Was _she_ the dark power all along!? #blackgirlmagic
You'll recant that once you find out she's a Real Housewife
Oh, great, the movie's dignity is here!
barbaro267 I'm glad there was SOME dignity in this piece of crap! 😜
That curly haired brunette always looks super impatient and annoyed anytime anyone but her is talking
I was really thinking Lash LaRue was gonna be in the Avengers. A superhero from a forgotten age.
Mike does great voices!
"He's here to sing Rico Suave? No that's Gerard-O! " LOL LMFAO
Lash Larue stars as the theoretical merging of George Lucas and Kenny Rogers.
How did Toltec zombies make it all the way from central Mexico to N. Carolina?
The same way *every* group of First People moved through the Americas: Walking due to a lack of wheels or domesticated pack animals.
I've heard of stranger things, like the ghostly roman legionnaires who wander the streets of Detroit Michigan on the night of February 4th due to a curse place upon them by an Aztec Priest which causes them to kick random people in the balls...
Uber.
Very slowly and with a jerky gait.
According to that one author, Zheng He's treasure fleets must have given them a lift.
Gotta have the premium saltines!
The man KNEW his 'Tines! lol
“Sweet!”
"now we form GWAR"
FULLY CARPETED BATHROOM OOOH
“Don’t let the door hit you on the way in”
“Metal Richard Nixon is ready to party”
🎵someday my pants will come🎵
14:30
"No one will be seated during the bullwhip-off...."
1:25 - A rabid cellist wonders the woods, thirsty for blood. HA HA HA!
Poor man's Castlevania movie...
Masuuruhiito Miles better than what became of Simon Belmont in Captain N.
Better than Netflixvania.
3:13 Kenny Rogers, Meatloaf, and Willam DeFoe are The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
“At last, the movie’s dignity arrived!”
Nope, the movie's dignity had left long ago...well, either that, or maybe it had never arrived in the first place; or perhaps went to go and take a nap?
One of my favorite riffs that wasn't on here was:
"You lousy little punk..."
'... DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO MY FREAKIN' SERMON!'
"don't let the door hit you on the way in"...I think about that line all the time. So funny
Really it's a symphony for the eyes...
The "double Basic Instinct" riff was my favorite from this 😆
Jesus Murphy....
I've seen better acting in jr high productions of Hamlet!
"We've figured out today is the start of the Evil Days!"
I'm convinced that a group of 13 year old boys wrote this script at a sleepover.
7:08 - Because nothing says “charisma” like a backwoods Howard Wolowitz/James Sunderland hybrid.
The man knows his tines!
What are Toltecs doing in the US?
It's just a short hop, really. It's not like the political borders were the same.
Mind your own business (said in a French accent)
The dialogue in this movie gave me cancer.
"toltec sunuvabitch, i'm gonna go all conquistador on his ass 😠" - 😂😭😂
I thought this movie was hilarious but when it devolved into “screaming girls be held down on a pool table” for the last half hour it got pretty hard to watch. 😬
Killed me at the Troll 2 line
A former member of Gwar attacks a house full of flesh only to find they have no brains or self esteem.
wow i didnt think lash larue was a real person i thought it was a character on the beverly hillbillies,his dentures seem to be fitting better in this movie than alien outlaw
(7:52-8:58) These three guys make Bill and Ted look like child prodigies.
Moonpie and kiwi Shasta diet don't fail me now! 😂
Opening doors I just knocked on!
I used to think his name was Whiplash LaRue when I was a kid.
Lash is putting out a rap album called "Through the whip".
"Gamergate's founding fathers." lol
The sheriff looks like the bearded computer guy, Hide the Pain Harold
Meme.
"Didn't this guy used to hang out with Ernest?" 😂 @2:31
And now to form Gwar
10:17 Huck and Jim have a falling out.
I'm offended by the absence of any Simon Belmont reference.
Fully carpeted bathroom? I... honestly don't think I'd want that in my house.
I did actually come across that once. It was not a good thing.
very common in the 1970's.
@@HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt You mean; that's not an 80's or 90's based thing? Guess I heard wrong, then...
@@shawnfields2369 I was a kid in the 70s, saw it more back then, than in later times. In Two countries.
@@HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt Wow. I've only seen semi-carpeted bathrooms, and they also disgusted me, literally. Those things were nasty. I was born in the 90s, but I remember seeing a carpeted toilet once; and I remember throwing up, and I immediately tried to forget I ever saw it; pretty sure i don't remember it now though, glad for that. It was very traumatic. Whoever thought carpeted bathrooms/toilets were a good idea, must've been insanely dumb...
I vote God.
9:29-- the monster looks like Angelica Huston's witch make up from The Witches
*”Feel my whip, you son of a bitch.”*
👍 Nice.
anybody need anything whip
“Now to form GWAR!”
Jeez, they should have called Hellboy to fight those three undead guys.
1:15 - guy on left is spawn of don rickles and tim conway
3:21 - you owe me, house
3:54 - camera guy, house, tim conway, lauren tewes (julie mccoy from love boat)
4:41 - lauren tewes, not lauren tewes, lauren tewes
11 years later (1996), Lash La Rue passed away.
PolarBearProject Rest in-peace to Lash LaRue.
Yep. In May. He's my grandfather, and I found out that he died when I got back from an overnight field trip in high school.
Now they’re feeling his whip in the hereafter…
9:19 He's headbanging to Mumford and Sons!
7:53
Man, the Beastie Boys have really gone downhill.
I'll say...how do you go from amazing and legendary songs like: "Fight For Right To Party", and "Intergalactic", to being in a movie as bad as this? A shame; honestly... a damn shame, dude/lady...
Come on lady the Dos Equis guy wouldn't drink Budweiser.
anybody catch the Troll 2 reference
Yeah.
Well ma’am, I’m the new *sleazier* Jehovah’s Witness..
Was that girl's pink lingerie supposed to look like a loaded diaper?
I bet noone ever called Lash LaRue whipped. um I will just show myself out.
He just said guestimate. Hate away!
9:28 Metal Richard Nixon! KMSL
Classic
I thought this was the sequel or prequel to Alien Outlaw.
11:36 - Okay, the effect is actually rather disturbing…
She thinks he's the dos equis guy
could the fat guy in this movie be the same fat guy from Alien Outlaw?
well they also got Lash Larue for that. must have been a package deal. get Jubba the Human and old whipper in your movie for just a six pack of Natural Light
This flick is like a shitty prequel to Neon Maniacs.
lash larue is Florida Man...
There is no power like Dark Power.
Ha haaaaaa love being included 7:00
“Awwww...They tricked us into listening to NPR.”
Why does that speaker look like a giant chocolate bar? Shitty design.
Oh great, another whip wielding 65 year old cop trope. Hasn’t this been worn out enough in the movies?
9:28 ozzy osbourne
lol
6:10
Is Lash LaRue supposed to be this movie's pathetic rip-off of Indiana Jones? I mean, this came out four years after Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Nah, Lash was around a long time before Indiana Jones.
Julia DeNiro In fact, Lash taught Harrison Ford how to use the whip for the Indiana Jones movies.
Yeah, I looked that up, and you're right. The more you know, eh?
@G1 Blaster Good 'ol "Whip" Lash LaRue!
ewwwww ewwwww! Full carpeted bathroom
It's seriously the most disgusting thing ever. Ignoring the toilet, that many girls in the late '80s/early '90s would be using tons of hairspray.
@@ZehnWaters Yup. Although carpeted toilet seats are almost as bad :P
All movies need a gratuitous croch rooms
I almost paused it. I almost did, but even I don't sink that low.
Wow! That's not very good.
"...oh my ggggggGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"