SarcasticHam Sandwich lets all hope that they r going to be the same writers for new DA4 cuz bioware really need to save ther face for wt happened with MEA
I swear they had us judge Storvacker only so they could make all these puns. It wouldn't have been as funny without Cassandra's disgusted *Ugh*, though.
Jaquiline Kangas If you kill Duchess Florianne during the Winter Palace quest, the Orlesians hand over her corpse inside a box for you to judge her in order to solve some bureaucratic issues. Look up judging a box in Fluffy's playthrough.
@@MikaeruDaiTenshi I was expect sera to respond " *That's....Stupid the thing seems not Interest- Whatever* " lol or Dorian " *Ahh a furry companion!would cullen took it walk or what...huh.* "
I think it would even make sense. My guess would be, that Storvacker even has a Spirit bound to it. My guess would be, the Tranquility would remove the Spirit from her. THat's why Sun-Hair outright said "no".
It's really the hardest decision in the series, either you recruit a new bear friend or you can make a terrible pun and get Cassandra to do her signature "Ugh".
Just when you thought it couldn't get better than judging a man who attacks with goats and a noble's corpse stuffed into a box over land rights... you get to judge a magic bear.
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Oh my God I can't get over this whole bear judgment! HAHA!! And the Inquisitor using the word 'bear' in a bad pun, and Cassandra just goes 'Ugh' in disgust. Lololololol best judgment ever!! :D
I suddenly picture a fanfic where Cassandra just spends all her time trying to resist the urge to choke the Inquisitor to death to stop her making terrible puns EVERY TWO MINUTES.
It’s even better if you’ve romanced her. When this happened to me, I kept making best puns and I could imagine going through her head was “This is the man I fell in love with? Maker give me strength”.
As much as we need the Inquisitor to make stupid puns in any and every occasion, my favourite part of all this is how Storvaker's codex entry is a reference to mean girls
The only identifiable reasons people hate this game is because they're either not smart enough to realise your not supposed to go to certain areas at your current level or because they're to use't to Dark Souls. Other than that I honestly don't see a REAL reason to hate this game.
The only thing about the game i don't like, are the goddamn slow ass, not-synced-with-animation mounts! You start sprinting with the mount and it looks like you're about to fly off like a ferrari, and then it just drops off to a bloody crawl. And the animation during the normal walking isn't even synced properly! It looks like you're floating on the ground FFS. Other then that i just wish we would be able to dual wield swords like in origins, but thats just a personal preference, nothing wrong with the game.
its kinda bloated too n thinly spread in certain areas; don't get me wrong I love the game, it cockblocked me from the witcher 3 for about 4 months since i started both about the same time, but the maps could have done with being compacted a bit
Its an improvement from dragon age 2 but highly limited in a few of areas like the option of healing spells, buying potions, limited ability slots and the customization of dual wielding as a warrior.
My male character was romanced with Cassandra so with both of the bear jokes he literally made this stupid smirk and looked right at Cassandra which made it so much funnier to me, I was practically dying on stream
love this DLC so far, haven't finished it yet but the fact it dealt with the Avvar had me jumpin for joy, they were the one culture I've been eager to see fleshed out.
The Herald of Andraste: Capable of closing rifts, leading armies, destroying demons, and making the worst puns in video game history. Seriously, I cannot 'bear' them any longer. Dammit, it's contagious!
Hmm... the only crime I could think of is making subscribers die from excessive squeeing and causing huge amount of nose bleeds from the adorableness of the love story she shows in the games. Llama-sama's sentence is to keep the gaming stories coming and convert the watchers into buying the games as well. ^_^ Court is adjourned, Yeay Recess!!! XD
Cassandra: *disgusted noise* Mequisitor: I love you, too, baby. This reminds me of the banter between her and Sera about Cass punching a bear. Tranquili-Bear xDDD and Leliana when taking Cullen's route xD
Wait wait wait wait do we really get to hang out with the bear if we recruit her?! I want a bear! I miss my dog from origins, but hey I'll take the bear :)
Don't want to bother with searching through ALL the comments, but I *_swear_* that at 0:40 or so, Storvacker *herself* gives the ursine equivalent of Cassandra's _"Ugh..."_
omg yes! "unBEARable" emBEARrassment"! i love this game so flippin much, Cassandra's reaction is the best :) and then she licks Cullen he's a mangey baby bear XD
1st Judgement of a Box...2nd Bear Puns...3rd Cassandra's reactions are priceless...4rth Cullen's fur pauldrons joke! and now Leliana's joke at the end of his report....Too freaking hilarious! I do love you Bioware!
Your character is beautiful. Would you mind making a video for us where you show the settings of the sliders, etc, using the mirror of transformation, if you haven't done it already? Thank you for the video, it was hilarious xD
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Imprinted on Cassandra's grave: *Ughh*
*We will never forget your heroics and service in the Inquisition*
These writers need a raise.
SarcasticHam Sandwich lets all hope that they r going to be the same writers for new DA4 cuz bioware really need to save ther face for wt happened with MEA
We don't talk about MEA
what is MEA??🤔
Mass Effect Andromeda
Kumiko Akira ik i was just joking about how the creators slowly erased MEA from the market🤗
I swear they had us judge Storvacker only so they could make all these puns.
It wouldn't have been as funny without Cassandra's disgusted *Ugh*, though.
But seriously now, I think tears build up in the corners of my eyes from laughter.
Tears break when i watched iggy dies in ova jojo
Wait, there are people who don't have Cassandra in their party, period? Pfft, what's next, Santa Claus!?
@@optimaltt6070 Pro-mage players who dislike Cassandra's sanctimonious personality?
I brought Cassandra every time in this DLC since it involves the history of her affiliated order.
Cassandra's sighs are perfect.
She's part of the trio of 'disgusted noises and disapproval' including Fenris and Morrigan
I would call it a disgusted grunt
...and I thought the weirdest thing was when you had to rend judgment on a crate with a dead frenchwomen in it.
Wait.. what?
Jaquiline Kangas If you kill Duchess Florianne during the Winter Palace quest, the Orlesians hand over her corpse inside a box for you to judge her in order to solve some bureaucratic issues. Look up judging a box in Fluffy's playthrough.
drsdino i always thought the weirdest one was that barbarian guy throwing goats at your castle
and by weird i mean hilarious
***** I liked the little cut-scene outside Skyhold. Of a goat hitting the wall and another goat just standing there.
Edge Rebirth Best moment ever
"Tranquil-bear?"
"No."
I love how Cassandra is just so done with the Inquisitor's shitty puns xD
And how many years had she worked with who described this a "roaring" success?
Ugh.
I swear I think the bear even hates the puns
I'm actually surprised neither Dorian nor Sera commented on this, or jumped on the Bear-Train.
@@MikaeruDaiTenshi I was expect sera to respond " *That's....Stupid the thing seems not Interest- Whatever* " lol
or Dorian " *Ahh a furry companion!would cullen took it walk or what...huh.* "
3:43
I love the final bear pun and Cullen’s response to that with a simple “No.”
The bear puns were ridiculous, but Cassandra's reactions were priceless to me. XD
***** You might say she can't BEAR them, hmm?
***** She can't bear the thought of them
*****no XD
***** me:Cassandra before u kill me just know i want my body BEARIED XD
Makes you paws for thought, doesn't it?
THE BEAR PUNS are out of control
Sheaxer
Can you BARELY handle it? Would you say that they're....
UNBEARABLE?
Nan Calloway ^^ LMAO at the above
Sheaxer This so far beneath us it is truly hard to Bear.
I guess we'll grin and bear it.
These bear puns are a load of pooh. XD
Did the Inquisitor just SERIOUSLY TRY to get the Rite of TRANQUILITY? For a bear!?
roflmao!
This is unBEARable!!!!
Hello. I'm called Sturmvacker. I have been made tranquil by the inquisition, all my bear desires gone. I mean, "roar".
@@varric Cassandra: "ugh."
It looks like she just has the bear necessities
I think it would even make sense. My guess would be, that Storvacker even has a Spirit bound to it. My guess would be, the Tranquility would remove the Spirit from her. THat's why Sun-Hair outright said "no".
damn that beast is so large it could kill someone with it's..."bear" hands
*disgusted noise*
Cassandra "ugh..."
lol
that was weak
That's unbearable
DAM IT! I wanted that bear as a companion.
The next Mabari Dog companion is a bear, Yeay!!! \ ( ^_^ ) /
WHY IS THIS NOT A THING?!?!
Love how the bear thinks that Cullen is a cub with mange.
What weird is that in medieval time Judging animal actually happened
Really? O.O
FluffyNinjaLlama Look for animal trial on wikipedia (there's also a movie with Colin Firth about such things)
Redem10
Wow, thanks! This is even weirder than judging corpses in boxes, which is also historically accurate.
Redem10 in modern times too. police dogs and ceremonial horses get honorary traditions
Elliott Bohringer yup, and pit bulls get tried as criminals when they bite people
Even the bear has a crush on Cullen lmao
XD
+Misciel Ross Villegas Hush, just look pretty :D
+Misciel Ross Villegas Bitches love Cullen
+Misciel Ross Villegas Cullen can't bear the burden.
+Misciel Ross Villegas
Who wouldn't like Cullen?
Storevaker:*makes bear sounds translates to*"these puns are inHUMAN"
UGH!...
Inquisitor: I wouldn't want life in the hold to become...(does her best Horatio impersonation) unbearable.
Storvacker: *groan*
The fact that it gives you options to use bear puns...
This is the second most crucial judgement to the judging of the man who catapulted goats at you hahaha
+Karina Sokulski Don't forget the judging of the box, if you killed Florianne. "I also judge the box: Endtable for orphans!"
Hahaha yes!
I headcanon that my inquisitor kept the goat that was thrown at Skyhold. He is the Inquisitor’s pet goat now and he is chilling in the stables.
@@mase5995 Does the goat even survive being smashed into the wall?
@@StealthTheFoxz well it's healthy enough to fart
It's really the hardest decision in the series, either you recruit a new bear friend or you can make a terrible pun and get Cassandra to do her signature "Ugh".
lol the bear thought Cullen was a bear with all his fur xDDD
It definitely needs a fan art. ^_^
KillerKirl yeah that makes me laugh reading his report. Mind you Storvaker is the first lady to want to lick Cullen I imagine :-)
Cullen better watch out or Storvacker fall in love with him lol
I love the fact that Storvacker means Big and beutiful in swedish xD
Just when you thought it couldn't get better than judging a man who attacks with goats and a noble's corpse stuffed into a box over land rights...
you get to judge a magic bear.
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Oh my God I can't get over this whole bear judgment! HAHA!! And the Inquisitor using the word 'bear' in a bad pun, and Cassandra just goes 'Ugh' in disgust. Lololololol best judgment ever!! :D
ImmortalDragonLord It's hilarious and Cassie makes it even better, but I'm partial to the box judgement, or flying goats :D
FluffyNinjaLlama
Oh yeah those judgments are great too. Lol The box judgment is silly, but the flying goats I was really cracking up over. :D
ImmortalDragonLord The Goat Thrower will always have a special
place in my heart :D
FluffyNinjaLlama Same. omg I thought that was more hilarious than a box with a rotting corpse.
+Eali Fey A table....for orphans!
Oh Cassandra, you have the most beautiful ,,Ugh" in the world. XD
Florian Narratio I know right
Florian Narratio I say it like that irl XDDD I always have XD
Florian Narratio I say it like that irl XDDD I always have XD
I suddenly picture a fanfic where Cassandra just spends all her time trying to resist the urge to choke the Inquisitor to death to stop her making terrible puns EVERY TWO MINUTES.
It’s even better if you’ve romanced her. When this happened to me, I kept making best puns and I could imagine going through her head was “This is the man I fell in love with? Maker give me strength”.
I could imagine my inquisitor that romanced her would make bad puns whenever theyre on a date
As much as we need the Inquisitor to make stupid puns in any and every occasion, my favourite part of all this is how Storvaker's codex entry is a reference to mean girls
Cassandra has canonically yelled that she will "turn this Inquisition around" over the use of bad puns. Tell me I'm wrong.
No treats sounds best, but then again I do like the idea of having "cub" or "mangy cub" being a pet name for Cullen. XD
Oh Maker... Cassandra keeps making disgusted noises... she can't "bear" the strangeness of it all. XD
Ugh.
Those puns were "bear"ly worth the grunts at best.
It still shows that the writers do not rely on just the bear necessities for humor, they strive to make fans...roar.
I'm sure with Cassandra in the group it supposed to paws for comedic effect
Ugh.
Oh come on! It was a "bear"rel of laughs!
André-Mathieux Gervais UGH.
Cullen's just a baby bear with mange...that is the cutest thing I've heard all day
The only identifiable reasons people hate this game is because they're either not smart enough to realise your not supposed to go to certain areas at your current level or because they're to use't to Dark Souls. Other than that I honestly don't see a REAL reason to hate this game.
the only part of the game I hate is the Hinterlands (if it's possible to die of boredom then that place almost murdered me)
The only thing about the game i don't like, are the goddamn slow ass, not-synced-with-animation mounts! You start sprinting with the mount and it looks like you're about to fly off like a ferrari, and then it just drops off to a bloody crawl. And the animation during the normal walking isn't even synced properly! It looks like you're floating on the ground FFS.
Other then that i just wish we would be able to dual wield swords like in origins, but thats just a personal preference, nothing wrong with the game.
its kinda bloated too n thinly spread in certain areas; don't get me wrong I love the game, it cockblocked me from the witcher 3 for about 4 months since i started both about the same time, but the maps could have done with being compacted a bit
Its an improvement from dragon age 2 but highly limited in a few of areas like the option of healing spells, buying potions, limited ability slots and the customization of dual wielding as a warrior.
Storvacker seems the most upset by the "no snacks" judgement than any of the rest!
My male character was romanced with Cassandra so with both of the bear jokes he literally made this stupid smirk and looked right at Cassandra which made it so much funnier to me, I was practically dying on stream
I cannot bear these puns
Ill Bear that in mind
Ugh...
Well, this was indeed UNBEARABLE, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah... God have mercy on my soul...
+Archradox I found the Inquisitor acted really em"BEAR"assing.
NO TREATS FOR A WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+Lamiria I could bearly understand why the Inquisitor felt we needed to bear such a "pun"ishment
+MCVminer No need to be so Bearish
+Archradox It was actually a roaring success.
Awww. Storvacker thinks Cullen is a bear cub. Aww...that's so cute!
love this DLC so far, haven't finished it yet but the fact it dealt with the Avvar had me jumpin for joy, they were the one culture I've been eager to see fleshed out.
The Herald of Andraste: Capable of closing rifts, leading armies, destroying demons, and making the worst puns in video game history. Seriously, I cannot 'bear' them any longer.
Dammit, it's contagious!
Hahaha, I love how snarky Cullen's little remarks/recommendations are on the war table missions sometimes. He's so cute
The Inquisitor and her bear puns... And seems contagious, given the fact that Leliana write a unbearable pun to Cullen.
I love that Lelianna is such a softy and still cares for animals
Haven't got to the DLC just yet, but I am so very pleased with Cassandra's reaction to those unbearable puns.
How bout casting judgement on a llama instead?...A fluffy ninja one!!
O.O *hides*
I would pay for that :)
KrazyK785 Honorable court I call one Ninja Llama to the be tried.
Hmm... the only crime I could think of is making subscribers die from excessive squeeing and causing huge amount of nose bleeds from the adorableness of the love story she shows in the games. Llama-sama's sentence is to keep the gaming stories coming and convert the watchers into buying the games as well. ^_^ Court is adjourned, Yeay Recess!!! XD
Santo Tan
Haha I like this sentence
Cassandra: *disgusted noise*
Mequisitor: I love you, too, baby.
This reminds me of the banter between her and Sera about Cass punching a bear.
Tranquili-Bear xDDD and Leliana when taking Cullen's route xD
Well at least that situation wasn't *grizzly*
In *hairy* situations like this, you just gotta grin and *bear* it.
UGH.
Not to mention the *roaring* success of the *unbearable* situation.
I just can't help but imagine Storvacker as a mom to Cullen fussing with his hair trying to fix his "mange" hahaha XD completely adorable
Cassandra and Teddie from Persona 4 will never be friends. That's thanks to the number of bear puns he uses.
NO TREATS FOR A WEEK XD. first judgement of a box now a bear Bioware I do love you
Judging a bear??? Unbelievable.... LOL XD poor bear xD
ReconSnipeXX12 Bear Mage this opens up LOTS.
Not quite as good as judging a box, but then again, the box didn't try to lick Cullen.
Brad Torville
I'd hate to have to learn necromancy a bitch and kill her a second time...
ReconSnipeXX12 Lol it's so funny i can hardly BEAR it.
I agree. Completely unbear-livable.
Thank the Maker I had Cassandra with me. Her input during this judgement was very important to me.
Inquisitor: I sentence you Storvacker... for being too un-bear-ably cute, and from now on you will be the Inquisition's mascot.
Storvacker: O_o
I love the line (the first time you talk with her about the bear) Bears and I usually do not get along so well
Leave the puns to Varric please
Everybody is commenting about Cassandra and Cullen, meanwhile I’m giggling at Leliana putting Storvacker in a nice cave far from danger.
Possibly the only decision that matters in this game. Not even a joke.
OMFG. Those were some terrible-ass puns
Seeker_Pentaghast [disgusted noise] You were there, and it was beautiful.
How in the hell are you on the Internet?
Alex Nichols One of the many secrets my order withheld from Thedas
Was Cullen about to write 'Love Cullen' on that little letter? rofl
No I think the L is supposed to be Leliana making a bear pun
+SoulReaperHollowKeyblade No, that was a note by Leliana, just signed with her first initial, and Cullen responded with an emphatic "no" to the pun :)
ScottishGirlGamer
hee hee so cute. :3
did anyone read the note from cullen - storvaker though he was a cub with mange
I judge her to be fluffy and highly qualified to be my new adviser
What a grizzly turn of events...
The situation seemed almost un-bear-able...
I think her name is so cute because Storvacker means big beautiful in Swedish
*Iron Bull Greatly Approves*
Goddammit Barb!!!
Carter Gates Yang would be proud. Although I doubt even she could, BEAR the puns (troll face)
Allright now this is just getting unBEARable!!!
Carter Gates I GET THAT!!!
Lol, I love it when the inquisitor tells bear puns and Cassandra just responded with "ugh."
Do we ever get to see our Agents in Skyhold? I don't remember ever encountering the Sky Watcher or Storvacker during my playthrough.
+Bindair Dundat Some of them, like Michel de Chevin, but I never saw Storvacker.
I see Loranil, Michael De Chevin, Fairbanks, Florianne as a jester, and that's all the agents you see in Skyhold I believe.
@@MrItsaplane You can see Florianne as a jester in Skyhold?! Why did I never pick that option?! Time for a new char!
@@ookami-chan3328 Look outside of Cullen's office. They show in groups of three.
@@varric Aren't they inquisition agents that are in multiplayer?
the bear puns... honestly, the bioware writers need to take their job more seriously.
I'm actually impressed the made the fur look like it's been matted with paint for years
The armor your Inky is wearing is my favorite design in the game. ^_^. Also, BEAR PUNS !!!
really?? judging a bear!?
Cassandra's "Ugh" XD
So Fluffy I assume made the choice to make it a bear-er of arms?
Ugh.
Cullen’s passive aggressive response is fantastic. He came around though. She liked him.
Wait wait wait wait do we really get to hang out with the bear if we recruit her?! I want a bear! I miss my dog from origins, but hey I'll take the bear :)
Love Cassandra's reaction.
when i saw recruit i was half expecting a bear mount.......maybe next time xD
I saw the title, and I'm like "wait, what?" I hadn't realized just how much I'd be laughing from it. :)
The bear puns XD And Cassandra's eye roll of disgust at the Inquisitor's bear puns XD
Quickly, I must get my 'bear'ings with these puns, after all, I don't want to come across as over'bear'ing.
Ugh...
The way Cassandra rolls her eyes is hysterical.
That Storvacker has such a way with words
Don't want to bother with searching through ALL the comments, but I *_swear_* that at 0:40 or so, Storvacker *herself* gives the ursine equivalent of Cassandra's _"Ugh..."_
Cassandra is so done with this whole thing. 😂
omg yes! "unBEARable" emBEARrassment"! i love this game so flippin much, Cassandra's reaction is the best :) and then she licks Cullen he's a mangey baby bear XD
I think with need a fan art of Cullen being licked by that cute bear. That would be glorious. ^_^
I find it very funny that ''storvacker'' means 'big & beautiful' in my language
that thing about taking away her treats so she won't be fat was rude, lol
Even the bear is like "That was the worst pun..."
1st Judgement of a Box...2nd Bear Puns...3rd Cassandra's reactions are priceless...4rth Cullen's fur pauldrons joke! and now Leliana's joke at the end of his report....Too freaking hilarious! I do love you Bioware!
HAHA!! Those bear puns killed me. Especially Casandra's reaction.
A bear there was a bear a bear... all black and brown and covered in hair!
Ah, Leliana and her love of animals trumps everything else.
I'm with Cassandra on the bear puns. Those were just painful.
Cullen’s journey to loving the bear was the best part lol
Cassandra's all like David Archer from ME2, "PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!"
The puns where real. Phreak would be so proud....i wonder if he wrote that part
I think I found my reason to get this dlc.
nice to see the riters from Persona 4 still finding work
having the bear as a companion would certainly be one up on the mabari
Your character is beautiful. Would you mind making a video for us where you show the settings of the sliders, etc, using the mirror of transformation, if you haven't done it already? Thank you for the video, it was hilarious xD
I had the same reaction as Cassandra to that joke.