Poundland Special: Weird Toys | Ashens

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  • @MeenyMcSweeny
    @MeenyMcSweeny 8 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    "I..am...EVIL CLEVER DOG!"
    ^throws stick*
    "Cuuuuurse yooouuuuuu"

  • @BlueMountain1992
    @BlueMountain1992 8 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    I lost it at "Most ferocious wild animals" followed by Ashens slowly panning over to the dalmation

    • @bananatom4890
      @bananatom4890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fair enough.
      got me too btw

    • @reptile1677
      @reptile1677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But its the evil clever dog

  • @professionallyclueless2395
    @professionallyclueless2395 8 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    "Parasites leaking out of my skull." the next top hit.

  • @saskiakiernan5922
    @saskiakiernan5922 9 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    "the most ferocious wild animals!" *looks at picture of dalmation* "fair enough"

    • @jacksonsmith1668
      @jacksonsmith1668 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Saskia Kiernan Yep, that's what he said.

  • @lycanthropegaming7503
    @lycanthropegaming7503 8 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Oh no! Run! It's Evil Clever Dog the Dalmatian robot!

    • @doktawhawee9870
      @doktawhawee9870 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not, it's Evil Clever Gun!

    • @tunajuice
      @tunajuice 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      no it's evil meat cleaver

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omer Imran 😅😅😅 no its optimus primal the gorilla!!!! Seriously PRIMAL!?!?? that sounds more like a tiger or....a cat??

  • @timoman6
    @timoman6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    You have the Decepticons, the Autobots, and the Domesticons...

  • @darkashtar
    @darkashtar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    I'm from America so we don't have poundland, but we do have dollar-tree and the like, one of the great weird toys I've seen there are bible action figures that include jesus, moses, and even mary.

    • @AjCohn
      @AjCohn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      'Murica FUCK YEA!!!!

    • @mannomorth
      @mannomorth 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      U REALLY should send them to ashens!

    • @darkashtar
      @darkashtar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well my friend did a little video of the adventures of Jesus and Black Jesus just to entertain ourselves (Sadly it has been lost) But when I go back to Dollar Tree I'll look up stuff to maybe send Ashens as he has supplied me with many laughs and his name is is close to my nickname Ash, or as I've taken to call myself on nintendo products Ashes since apparently Ashtar is bad word? A name I took from Ninja Gaiden 2... The irony burns quite deeply as NG2 was an nes game..

    • @mannomorth
      @mannomorth 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or Dollar stores are US Poundland ^^

    • @bb8_m847
      @bb8_m847 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fun for the whole family.

  • @superfreegoat
    @superfreegoat 10 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    that pirate has like the most realistic face i've ever seen on a figure
    i feel like i met that guy before

    • @thekingsman9773
      @thekingsman9773 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You probably have. He might be your uncle. We may never know...

    • @jemmac7653
      @jemmac7653 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Looked like sylvester stalone

    • @BillSmith-hm2nc
      @BillSmith-hm2nc 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      superfreegoat For some reason it's 80s WWE wrestler Tito Santana.
      At least I have seen Tito Santana figures with that exact same face...

    • @TheCRTProductions
      @TheCRTProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      looks like jay leno

  • @av0-cad03
    @av0-cad03 9 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Evil clever dog. Very descriptive and hilariously literal. XD

  • @joannegray5138
    @joannegray5138 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The real Play Dough Barber shop had a crank operated barber's chair. You inserted the dough up the model's fundament, sat it in the chair and turned the handle to force the goo through the holes in the head (I think this became the inspiration for one of the methods of death in the Saw movies?). There were a couple of moulds that looked like ancient Mayan priest helmets that you could clamp over the head to create styles and after you got bored and put the toy away, even if you removed the dough and put it back in the tin, there were always bits of dough that got stuck in the holes that you had to poke out with a pin (sharp objects, small children anyone?) else the next time you went to play with it, the dried dough blocked the holes and broke the barber's chair when you tried to force fresh dough through the holes. Hours of fun, hours more cleaning up!

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 11 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I once saw a "pirate play set" at a dollar store, and it was clearly a toy medieval knight's sword and shield.

  • @justanothershitpostinglose8800
    @justanothershitpostinglose8800 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That "Evil Clever Dog" might just be one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen.

  • @sevinPackage
    @sevinPackage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Over a million people have seen a grown man struggle to force pink putty through a plastic 'scalp' atop his beloved brown couch.
    Poundland is the trainwreck that keeps on giving, and I can't look away.

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 9 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    "We just want to look at the funny rubbish things."
    Personally, I want to band my eyes on the funny toys.

    • @MojangStaff285
      @MojangStaff285 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ChickenPika Band your eyes? You mean ban?

    • @adamcummings20
      @adamcummings20 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Your next Ashens poop better have FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN thrown in it somwhere.

    • @BonnieBunny118
      @BonnieBunny118 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chickenpika why are you I seen a comment from the transformers blind bag get out for here jeez!

    • @ToastySpeakers
      @ToastySpeakers 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cthulhu Junior He wasn't even replying to you. Haha.

    • @MojangStaff285
      @MojangStaff285 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *****
      ik

  • @adampaterson7188
    @adampaterson7188 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    'Excavation bear' absolutely killed me... So funny!

  • @switchedaccount8330
    @switchedaccount8330 8 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I used to be a big fan of this guy when I was like 9 now I'm watching his videos again and
    1. I'm still laughing my ass off
    2. He has REALLY nice hands like wow

  • @SploogeCannon
    @SploogeCannon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "thunder crazy ox"
    is a rhinoceros
    *fucking dead*

    • @steve1978ger
      @steve1978ger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chinese city person looked up "rhinoceros" on Wikipedia and decided that's not a thing?

  • @BenMursa
    @BenMursa 11 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "Excavation bear"
    I'm done.

  • @crowzur6055
    @crowzur6055 10 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    I wonder what the people at Poundland think of him as he buys all this stuff.

    • @disgruntledautomatedbunny3817
      @disgruntledautomatedbunny3817 9 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      "He's advertising OUR garbage!!"

    • @snusemcgoose1001
      @snusemcgoose1001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was just thinking this 4 years later

    • @jxmxs1
      @jxmxs1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@snusemcgoose1001 you aren't alone

    • @sad9456
      @sad9456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They’re probably on a first nam basis at this point.

    • @evan1337dune
      @evan1337dune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sad9456 most likely

  • @HeyLaserLips
    @HeyLaserLips 11 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    On my recent visit to Canada I went to two Dollarama stores just to see out of curiosity if they had the transforming dog and BOTH were out of stock of just that one.
    Wonder if this video was an influence. xD

  • @Nobard0
    @Nobard0 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The glow mask had me in tears. Why would something like that even exist? GOING TO A PARTY, I'M GOING TO WEAR THIS BUS ON MY FACE.

  • @ThomasMurphyCosplay
    @ThomasMurphyCosplay 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    0:59 i laughed my ass off when they said the most ferocious wild animals and then ashens looked at it and said fair enough XD

    • @shanobian
      @shanobian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      we all day

  • @Elistarielle
    @Elistarielle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I want ginger, chrome-plated, one-armed, skittles-buttons Elvis in the next Toy Story.

  • @theartistmostlyreferredtoa7971
    @theartistmostlyreferredtoa7971 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm sitting here next to a huge 'Anti-Nowhere League' Poster crying a small tear of joy because it's the first time I see someone acknowledging the existence of that bloody band in a youtube video I watch xD =^.^=

  • @gzeusone6532
    @gzeusone6532 10 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Drinking game: Every time Ashens says "fair enough."
    May cause alcohol poisoning.

    • @corphish129
      @corphish129 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      GZEUS ONE Fair enough.

    • @michaelcountryman8015
      @michaelcountryman8015 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +GZEUS ONE or "marvelous"

    • @God-nc1ql
      @God-nc1ql 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +GZEUS ONE Or blimey

    • @AniW2x4
      @AniW2x4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or "nevermind"

    • @coyotelong4349
      @coyotelong4349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or “Go on then”

  • @SagaSagaVGM
    @SagaSagaVGM 11 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Everything about that "Beast King" toy line is amazing.
    I'd actually love to have some of them, especially "Excavation Bear"

    • @blur4504
      @blur4504 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hi nice pfp, where is it from?

  • @CooperDooper38
    @CooperDooper38 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Names like "Evil Clever Dog" will always remind me of a couple weeks ago.
    Boyfriend and I went to pet smart to get a fish tank and decorations, and we found this decently crafted dwarf figure, and I almost didn't even glance at the name of it, but I'm glad I did.
    "Fantasy World Little Man"
    He's sitting on the mantle now. We love him dearly.

  • @ieatpanadol1548
    @ieatpanadol1548 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I can imagine the live action Micheal Bay directed Transforming dog film. And it really isn't pretty, especially when the dogs guts go flying everywhere as it is torn apart and a robot comes out.

  • @Gerarghini
    @Gerarghini 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Almost ten years later and that escapade with the play dough press is still goddamn fucking hilarious lmfaoooo

  • @alphonsetudor8870
    @alphonsetudor8870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The implication of wearing a bus mask is rather explicit …
    *Anyone is allowed to get inside me once I get paid.*

  • @Skywreckdemon
    @Skywreckdemon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "It's now one-armed hitchhiking ginger Elvis with a squashed head."
    I don't know why this made me laugh as much as it did.

  • @ActuallyTragic
    @ActuallyTragic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "Parasites leaking out of my skull!"

    • @Cheeyev
      @Cheeyev 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ***** Beetlejuice really must love those toys.

    • @bwinwin7709
      @bwinwin7709 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +NateSnivySmasher
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @feli3235
    @feli3235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    this is still iconic 9 years later

  • @Kimi666so
    @Kimi666so 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The only TH-camr with a good film

  • @TheRealKnightchip
    @TheRealKnightchip 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I almost pissed myself laughing at one-armed ginger Elvis xDD

  • @TXFDA
    @TXFDA 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I'd love to see someone take these really crap and badly painted toys, and remove all the paint, and repaint them to look right, and actually good. I dunno why, I just really want to see at least one horrible poundland toy painted properly.

    • @Deadlynightshade9
      @Deadlynightshade9 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've always thought that if you had very little money you could do that and still give them to your kids :) I mean in Poundland you could fill an entire xmas stocking for £20.

  • @hamburgerbobsgallery
    @hamburgerbobsgallery 9 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "An Excellent Amount Of Cheap Toys"

    • @RetroGUY77
      @RetroGUY77 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CHEF EXCELLENCE IS HERE!

    • @nojomo1233
      @nojomo1233 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      An excellent comment

    • @topkekmeister8582
      @topkekmeister8582 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      habe you seen a chef?

    • @hamburgerbobsgallery
      @hamburgerbobsgallery 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +AwesomenessInaBox m ey b0ss

    • @Blazegamer26
      @Blazegamer26 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MedicCheese yes I have seen a chef

  • @smackednoodle
    @smackednoodle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You're scaring the children.
    The children are running.
    And it's not even Halloween yet.

  • @THExSCOTTISHxGAMER
    @THExSCOTTISHxGAMER 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always finding myself genuinely crying at your videos! Brilliant!

  • @Geek_Chorus
    @Geek_Chorus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    You are supposed to warm it up in your hands before you put it in the slot.
    That's what she said.

  • @RegretDesi
    @RegretDesi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:35 "I hadn't *spotted* that one." *talking about a dalmatian*

  • @AndrewTaylorNintyuk
    @AndrewTaylorNintyuk 10 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    OHH MY GOD YOU OPENED THE PACKAGING! YOU'VE RUINED THE COLLECTORS VALUE!
    Said no-one ever.

    • @abeherbert6603
      @abeherbert6603 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Imagine if crappy Poundland figures became collector's items in the future.

    • @BBall0027
      @BBall0027 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kaden Dickstein He did say "Said no one ever"

    • @AndrewTaylorNintyuk
      @AndrewTaylorNintyuk 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kaden Dickstein
      Just like Jeremy said, I think you missed the joke.

    • @WillJonesASMR
      @WillJonesASMR 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice harvest engie pic bro

    • @geezburgers
      @geezburgers 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But Sheldon Cooper did..

  • @alienwar3928
    @alienwar3928 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The sad pirate looks like reggie from Nintendo

  • @BrookeK92
    @BrookeK92 11 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    That weird dalmatian thing came from Dollarama in Canada.

  • @goldbullet50
    @goldbullet50 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I miss being a kid. Toys, no matter if good or bad, offered immense amounts of fun.

  • @Fellj1801
    @Fellj1801 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You know you are addicted to Ashens when you know when the intro will say cheapo.

  • @voxlvalyx
    @voxlvalyx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    So, the army guy is Dustin Hoffman, the first wrestler is Arnold Schwarzenegger, and the knockoff Power Rangers come with a Strongbad mask for your cat...
    Yeah, sounds about right.

    • @WillJonesASMR
      @WillJonesASMR 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      actually its zack ryder ripped off

  • @MovieMaker1040
    @MovieMaker1040 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Parasites, leaking out of my skull..."
    Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

  • @Stibly
    @Stibly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Here to confirm that yes, the original version of the playdough toy did have a clamp, all of them that had some kind of brain worm simulation did.

  • @MrWolfSnack
    @MrWolfSnack ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:50 you have to warm and soften the playdough in your hands before injecting it

  • @justanothershitpostinglose8800
    @justanothershitpostinglose8800 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God I love these Poundland Specials.

  • @jasonmarquis3012
    @jasonmarquis3012 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This bus mask would be kind of smart on Halloween. Like they wanted you to scare people with the light like a real bus was going to crush them.

    • @wheresmyhugat
      @wheresmyhugat 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      You sir, won my undying love with that comment. I shower once every two years.

  • @duhjooner
    @duhjooner 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Poundland: A good place to buy sex toys that aren't actually sex toys.

  • @Cahos_Rahne_Veloza
    @Cahos_Rahne_Veloza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    From @6:50 onwards...
    Now I know how Ashens sound like whilst he's taking a particularly constipated crap, or when he's about to Climax 😊

  • @Prisonerthirt33n
    @Prisonerthirt33n 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The one armed hitch hiking ginger elvis absolutely killed me. xD

  • @adeemnazeem8817
    @adeemnazeem8817 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    COME ON! COME ON! GROW THAT HAIR! - Ashens 2013

  • @tedladbury5304
    @tedladbury5304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Ashens, the man who reviews the toys you always wanted but your mum would never buy

    • @Cyberfan2167
      @Cyberfan2167 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly thank god she did

  • @benjaminsteel893
    @benjaminsteel893 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    9:39 THE VENGA BUS IS COMING

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And everybody's running in fear.

  • @samuelholmes3696
    @samuelholmes3696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how the Dough Play Set says "Have loads of fun!" on the box.
    I'm guessing the "fun" and the amount that may be had is highly subjective....

  • @brendang890
    @brendang890 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the only video I have ever watched all the way through and it was so worth it

  • @yeehaw142
    @yeehaw142 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:38
    Close your eyes and let you're imagination

    • @Lucifer_Crowe
      @Lucifer_Crowe 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omg, yes

    • @BulldogJ3ster
      @BulldogJ3ster 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @TheSpaghettihirn
      @TheSpaghettihirn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "there's some sort of elongation" omfg

    • @yeehaw142
      @yeehaw142 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "OH! I think i'm breaking it..."

    • @BisonRBc
      @BisonRBc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "do these legs come apart? yes they do."

  • @biscuitomcbiscuito2423
    @biscuitomcbiscuito2423 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The scalpel was from a similar toy, but it was a dentist version and bigger.
    I can't remember it exactly, but you put the play dough in the mold, made teeth, stuck them in the gums, messed them up, then removed them with the scalpel.

    • @YourRulerSkeletos
      @YourRulerSkeletos 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's horrifying.

    • @SeengignPaipes
      @SeengignPaipes 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SUGAR PEAS!

    • @Sketaminee
      @Sketaminee 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OK!

    • @MathewHaswell
      @MathewHaswell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think any versions of Doctor Drill 'N' Fill have featured a scalpel.

  • @ComradeSeanski
    @ComradeSeanski 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Does anyone else have mini panic attacks when ashens throws garbage and clutter all over the sofa?

  • @JackSinister
    @JackSinister 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video made me laugh more than any other Ashens video by far!

  • @jordangracepatino
    @jordangracepatino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was laughing so hard at his struggles towards the play doh toy lol.

  • @Tony72495
    @Tony72495 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Is it just me or is that dog's sword kind of...phallic in nature?

    • @FenNick1994
      @FenNick1994 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If you go to the weird side of TH-cam you will discover that the sword is even shaped like a real dog dong.

    • @cyndernight2422
      @cyndernight2422 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      i seam to have missed that side of youtube, care to point that part out, so i can continue to avoid it?

    • @hexyko4850
      @hexyko4850 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't notice anything wrong.

  • @SamnissArandeen
    @SamnissArandeen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    And now your Play-Doh haircut looks like Dilbert's boss.

  • @jackack4502
    @jackack4502 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I just realised I have the elephant one...
    FML

  • @envynoir
    @envynoir 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit, you're one of the few people who make me laugh everytime I hear them.
    Amazing video, dude!
    Keep it up

  • @MrMoorkey
    @MrMoorkey ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have video of one of those crap spring Elvis figures nearly causing an air crash. The pilot had one on the canopy, as a 'joke', but it fell off and got jammed under the rudder/brake pedal. The pilot had to stamp it to death once airborne

  • @tawmifm
    @tawmifm 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The "pirate" looks like Reggie Fils-Amie after the Virtual Boy.

  • @ThemGoodOldBeans
    @ThemGoodOldBeans 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "~Parasites leaking out of my skull~"

  • @ariaakee
    @ariaakee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think EVIL Clever Dog just got tired of being asked "Who's a good boy?"

  • @bremerfendley6008
    @bremerfendley6008 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Where is a special better than ashens poundland specials? ANSWER: such special doesn't exist

  • @sixtopian
    @sixtopian 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The original Mop Top Hair Shop had a "chair" to put the victim into, and then a screw underneath to make the hair grow.

  • @TheAntiVector
    @TheAntiVector 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "we've got a sword, which is a weird shape"
    Holy shit, that's Dave's Sord.

  • @AmazinHDGaming
    @AmazinHDGaming 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i'd like to see the cashier when ashens buys all this stuff at poundland

  • @s.r.a.d.p.l
    @s.r.a.d.p.l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah yes my most favorite transformer character in the world:evil clever dog

  • @katiebaker5662
    @katiebaker5662 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    dude I don't know why, but I find you hilarious! my family doesn't know why I'm laughing my arse off

  • @joshuatice3164
    @joshuatice3164 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    your comedy,it just absolutely slays me. you could definitely use comedy as a fallback job.

  • @Bismuth83X
    @Bismuth83X 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Beast King names were all rejected Mavericks.

  • @DASyam-tb7qt
    @DASyam-tb7qt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "What more do you want? Answer: a toy that works!"

  • @toshiezaki1853
    @toshiezaki1853 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    pound land's sales must be going great because of you.

  • @westgrounds1
    @westgrounds1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this video is very important to my childhood

  • @andreww1212
    @andreww1212 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just love how the mess on the sofa exponentially increases.

  • @milksheihk
    @milksheihk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Somehow the Funtastic brand warrants its own TV advertisements in Australia. Could the Funtastic that sells in Poundlands be a knock-off of an entire legit brand?

  • @lordcrayzar
    @lordcrayzar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Someone didn’t know what a rhino was so they called it a crazy ox.

  • @mazzpsykoziz
    @mazzpsykoziz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They had more versions of the jiggly Elvis figure, not really for kids but to hang in your car windshield.
    My family had one in a golden suit dangling in the windshield, one that actually looked like Elvis but there were multiple versions with different colored hair and suits. (there is a chance that the one you got is a copied version of lower quality, which would fit the place of purchase, the face on ours was more detailed and more well done)
    Also every time you say: Sad onions I think of The Binding Of Isaac.

    • @punch3322
      @punch3322 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same for me when i hear some religious nut say something about fire and Brimstone.
      Also,yay for Rebirth!

  • @beautyforashes2022
    @beautyforashes2022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Excavation Bear and Evil Clever Dog, are my favorite. I don't think that they realize that evil doesn't mean to us, what they think it does.

  • @uncle_vatred
    @uncle_vatred 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Take a shot every time Ashens says "fair enough" in the first two minutes

  • @cataconik
    @cataconik 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Fair enough"
    -Ashens, 1773 - 2025

  • @Total_1337
    @Total_1337 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    14:33 Snake ! Snake ! Snaaaaake!

  • @juglovesyou
    @juglovesyou 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Megaman X9's new Mavericks aren't looking too good

  • @anthonylancer
    @anthonylancer ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you so much Ashens I Have a terrible stomach ache and I laugh so much at the evil clever dog and I feel a bit better

  • @Veezyjung
    @Veezyjung 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That pirate captain looks a bit like Jeremy Clarkson and the mask at the end looks like Strongbad.

  • @icuseriously3346
    @icuseriously3346 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I feel bad for the Chinese/Taiwanese/Indonesian/Any people who have to make these things.

    • @siccdab853
      @siccdab853 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Rey Mysterio Why do you have to be a racist piece of shit?

    • @lordmegatron65
      @lordmegatron65 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Worthless Worthless why do you have to reply to me you gullible piece of shit!!!!!

  • @Frankencookie
    @Frankencookie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nought to 3 sad onions were impressed with this

    • @Frankencookie
      @Frankencookie 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Frankencookie when you twisted the wrestler's head... There was a crunch sound that cracked me up

  • @Parnifia
    @Parnifia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The names of the transformer knockoff animal things sound like bootleg MMX Mavericks. Imagine fighting "Excavation Bear" instead of, say, Tunnel Rhino.
    ...Wait... Just realized they used "Thunder" twice. Thunder Tiger and Thunder Crazy Ox (aka Thunder Rhino). Well, fair enough, MMX did reuse a few words for the Mavericks (Storm Eagle and Storm Owl).

    • @kerfrizz3050
      @kerfrizz3050 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robot cool transformable!

    • @doktawhawee9870
      @doktawhawee9870 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      So I am not the only one who got that...

  • @PreciselyOneMyfi
    @PreciselyOneMyfi 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw Evil Clever Dog in a Dollarama in Canada. It was like meeting a celebrity.

  • @recordingice4388
    @recordingice4388 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just found your channel. Best unboxing videos I have seen, :) keep it going.