What The HELL is Wrong With Human Biology?! | Best HFY Stories
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Also, we created a playlist of all Miss Rimiki's stories! th-cam.com/play/PLgwu8kmth1VTrOIawddQz-vSh3CVVu3Wj.html
Is the playlist in chronological order? Are other story chains getting their own playlists too?
@@MakingandBreaking _Should_ be in chronological order. It orders them by upload date.
Are you sure about that? Because when I clicked to listen different alien with different genders and different stories no Miss Rimiki so I wonder where it is
@@astolfrodolfo9868 Miss Rimiki and Frairen are part of the same narrative-verse
@@guardbrosfielddesk They are actually in reverse if you have the autoplay on. The oldest should be first so that they will run chronologically from first to latest.
"It should have been me! Not him!!"
Lol
Bros being too real though 😞
"Its not fair!"
Us. I'm in for this, brother.
Humans were the death by snu snu all along
you read silver soul comic?
😂
Well, we know what the students are looking up online tonight lol 😂
Peculiar type of drum beats play in the background of a certain website 😏
Wonder if it’s Gina be mr sins
"Back to the dungeon from which you came."
...okay... that is actually one of the best double-entendres I've ever seen, given the context of the story. Miss Rimiki has a very high command of English to be making a multi-layered comment like that.
Thank you, I thought I was the only one to catch that. Her mastery is impressive
She had to keep the dragon s layer at bay.
"Love predator" HA! But I married THE dragon queen. And it's not because she's a lizard person...I don't think.
Old earth saying: if you can’t thread a running sewing machine, you haven’t had too much coffee.
After the last class lesson via Miss rimiki, she should be pregnant with her first hybrid child by now
That would imply there is enough similar genetic material to _produce_ a child.
Well, dragons are intertwined with human history, with some tales going into detail regarding dragon/human hybrids. It's not out of the realm of possibility
@@AvenValkyr yeah, dragons are not this alien race. they merely LOOK like dragons.
@@SCP-Dr_Bright nope if the same story I am remembering reading years ago, the dragons are the same race that lead to the stories.
Annnnnd they had mixed babies with humans, which lead to the dragonborn. It was a toss up between being mostly dragon with human body proportions and physique but growing larger than a normal human or humans with scales and reptilian eyes and fangs and mostly carnivorous which lead to legends of the lizard people, both of which were wiped out by primitive humans.
Fus Ro Dah!
I find this universe so intriguing and fun. The different races are becoming so fleshed out and understood it's easy to keep up with my minds eye. I hope there's more to come. The young lady narrator is on a different level when it comes to these stories. I've heard them all from AI robo reads to the human variety and you m'dear are the very best. Thank you for adding your talent to these already masterful stories.
ngl, im enjoying these classroom set stories more and more. these fun interactions are great and being in the fourth wall makes it feel a fun audio experience
Was half expecting Miss Rimiki's partner to be named Eragon.
"Station Palpable" was a nice touch though.
"Palpable" is the most popular word in generated stories. Almost no HFY story passes by without it.
The most unbelievable part of this story is that the Earth 'Standard' is imperial not Metric 😂
There are times I truly do wonder if commenters like you even read the story.
Cheeseburgers per Football Field.
_"-sixty two degrees U.A.S. fahrenheit and then cuddle under a blanket."_ _"Unified American States and the European Coalition, and were being courted by the U.A.S into joining."_ _" “They can be as naturally short as four foot six, to over seven feet tall in U.A.S. units."_
I like to think the British approach of using both will become the norm.
@@chipremel8594 People getting on my ass about freedomheit when there are europeans out there going CHOO STONE THIRTY THA'LL BE TEN QUID PA FURLANG
Thumbnail is Sus. You have my full attention
YES!!! Love these characters. Thank you Thank you!!!
Frairen is probably my favorite character in these stories followed right up with Rimiki. Love the direction you guys are going with her and Spc Rayburn. I look forward to reading more about them.
I don't because her name is obviously based on Frieren and that ruins my, what would you call it, immersion? Something like that.
@@wesleyward5901 oh yes cause there have never been names that sound similar before
Humans do have an internal alarm clock. Humans need around eight hours of sleep after being awake for sixteen hours.
The problem is that most people are sleep deprived and try to get by on just six hours of sleep after being awake eighteen hours.
The key to waking up when you want to is to go to sleep eight hours before you want to wake up. If I fall asleep 10 PM, I'll wake up just a few minutes before 6 AM. If I fall asleep at 9 PM, I'll wake up just before 5 AM.
I need 10. Without medication I also take a 5 hour afternoon nap. It's ridiculous, I can't get anything done. And that's after a sleep study and getting a CPAP.
@@bjbear5202 You might be one of the few humans with an altered day length cycle. I have a cousin who functions on a 26-hour day cycle and she has to correct her sleep schedule every week with sleep meds. You might be operating on a 28- or 30-hour cycle if you need 10 hours of sleep.
Yeah..... I average 4 hours when I'm lucky 😭. The joys of multiple jobs.
I get six hours exactly. EXACTLY SIX. I have to FORCE myself to go back to bed for two more hours. If unregulated and stimulant free, I stay awake for approximately 18 hours without the urge to rest. Unfortunately, if I deregulate my schedule, I have a sleep pattern that goes as such. Remain awake for 18-20 hours, sleep for 8-10, repeat. I am built different which leads to an unfortunate effect of being unsuitable for standard human social living. Out in the wild though? I can somehow make enough food for three people while maintaining that exact schedule with zero ill effects. I feel invigorated and energized every time I wake up while just following what my body tells me. On stimulants, however, and things get messy. Any stimulant pushes my period of wakefulness to near to 24-26 hours, and sleep time to 13-16 hours. This state, however, leads to burnout that causes numerous issues. Mostly related to physical health. To this day, I wish I was normal, like everyone else, but it's becoming more and more apparent to me that I might just have to not be a part of the standard workflow of society and instead break from it entirely, or find a work position that allows such a cycle.
@@71tofuThat's how I was sleeping in High School. I found a couple things helped me.
First, try sleeping in two shifts with a couple hours between them. From 8 PM to midnight and then from 2 AM to 6 AM ended up working best for me back then.
Also, try watching sunrise and sunset each day. That regulated my cycle more than everything else, and it was pretty and relaxing, as well.
Physical exercise _can_ help, but my results were varied since I had gym and JROTC classes on the same day, but these days a half hour of calisthenics in the evening is enough to ensure I'm not wired at bed time.
Netflix and Chill survives our journey into the stars.
Me listening to this the whole time wondering how humans in this universe can make it through a single work day without being called to Space HR. 😂
there is now way you are gonna tell me that Kadan is not a bard. dude totally runs a band
We actually used around 30%-40% of our full strength and another reason our brain keeps our full strength in check is because we could literally tear our own bodies apart if we constantly operated on 100%.
Like deku form MHA. If we had the bodies to handle our 100% or beyond we would be more like Saitama form OPM.
Bodybuilders absolutely agree with you. And, it still happens.
Love Miss. Rimiki and her classroom. Thies storys are by fare my favorits of them all.
Is it just me, or does she sound a lot like Cortana?
Prepare for battle! *grabs some mints*
8:00 - Sorry but the author is mistaken. The darker the roast, the less caffeine stays in the bean. It is the light roasts that have the most caffeine unless the coffee is artificially infused with extra caffeine. It is due to the roasting of the bean that burns away the caffeine over time. Just a thing of contention from a dork like me.
@guardbrosfielddesk
6 hours ago
The whole point of that passage was that they could not handle the deeper flavors of coffee, nor could they drink as much. Their tastebuds can only handle light roast, and only a single cup due to the caffeine content.
"The same could not be said of the Yorpil and Karlaekens, who despite loving the flavor of coffee could only handle a single cup of light roast. They tended to get the jitters quite easily, but that simply meant they got more bang for their buck through a single cup."
@@guardbrosfielddesk No, they specifically stated that the other species couldn't handle as much caffeine and that's why they chose a lighter roast which would be the direct opposite in reality.
@@cjandauntieyaya1446 I, specifically, said they can only handle a single cup.
I came down here to comment the same thing about the caffeine. It's such a common misconception.
God DAM! Kaden is HORNY! ... and I totally understand him...
Wonderful story and reading! this stories are my favorites. Along with the wild frontier and the Led Dealer.
Ah... I can feel Miss Rimiki suffering... the suffering of a teacher....
He was a bard in another life that failed to get his dragon wife.
Regulating our strength has more to do with injury than calories. We can exert enough force to tear our muscles and break our bones. Ask those moms who pick up cars off their kids. They're never unscathed, the poor things.
Lowkey would be lit for us. You know we would take advantage of this.
My wife can wake up anytime she wants. 6:05 am one day. No problem. 7:34 am the next. On the dot. It's uncanny.
38:36 death by snu snu, I see.
Fahrenheit!!! Are u mad, the world has moved on from such archaic measures
I've read this second story with Ms. Rimiki and I've fallen in love with the relationship this teacher has with her human love interest. The classroom interactions of the multi-species students are a pleasant bonus. Thank you!
"Station Palpable" 😅
Liked that did you? Lol. Figured it would be a fun ribjab.
@@guardbrosfielddesk would also be fun to do something with all the gelatinous professors Zyx Nax in the Galactic Schools. Maybe that species had a famous original professor Zyx Nax and now it is tradition that all Galactic schools have one Zyx Nax clone on staff.
Hey, the hug part is the only one I can't support. That's being from Argentina, we are probably a lot more touchy than most other people and we hug friends all the time
But I am sure certain parts are like the story or near said parts.
Maybe, but do you hug your friends around the pelvis or from behind?
Wow! This is so romantic! Coffee!☕
you know the funny thing is that touch thing seems pretty accurate look what we can do with animals even fish like to be petted.
The awesome writing and narration of this story would make be subscribe all over again. Life is good, thanks for leveling up my personal happiness, Starbound HFY. ^_^
Glad you enjoy it!
@@StarboundHFY I would find it funny if they discover EXE stuff and said EXEs pop up. Just a silly lil noncanon thing
Can anyone tell me what videos are the correct ones about Miss Rimiki and her classroom because I believe there's only three videos in the playlist that is supposed to have all of them and only them
"Alien students learn why earth is called a deathworld" is one of them. Not sure what the other one is.
They are all from the same Story/universe. So the first Rimiki one mentions the events with the peppers overtaking the planet from another video.
Fun fact about coffee: the darker the roast the less caffeine coffee has
The whole point of that passage was that they could not handle the deeper flavors of coffee, nor could they drink as much. Their tastebuds can only handle light roast, and only a single cup due to the caffeine content.
_"The same could not be said of the Yorpil and Karlaekens, who despite loving the flavor of coffee could only handle a single cup of light roast. They tended to get the jitters quite easily, but that simply meant they got more bang for their buck through a single cup."_
@@guardbrosfielddeski know I was throw a fact out, that if you want more caffeine in your coffee to get a lighter roast.
@@Natsumidragneelkim I like the taste of burning though, lol.
So you like dark roast and French roast and sometimes New England Dunkin' Donuts roast 😂
@@Natsumidragneelkim I am very picky about coffee now a days. Starbucks and Dunkin taste like they were made with the ashes of dead grandparents.
dragon in a sweater alot would let's be honest
Ooohhhh this one is kinda… spicy… ❤
Quality thumbnail XD
Do i EVEN wanna know is what i asked myself when i saw the thumbnail
😂
Edit: Almost forgot: Love this series! And I would appreciate it if you would Titel flag continuous series in a clear way.
Half of human communication is silent? Try roughly 70% according to studies. Followed by intonation/inflexion (a.k.a. the how you say it) of the words at about 20% and a mere 10% of actual words. Don't ask me for the source, it has been some years since college.
"Death is a common occurrence in human mating."
It's tough to get higher praise than this. lmao
Great vid, love your work
RIMIKI YEAH!!
I wouldn't mind dating a dragon-man or a male shapeshifter. As long as he likes Earth Food & can fit in with our lifestyle.
That seemed like 2 stories got mixed up there at the end
Nope, how I do things.
Space nookie :D Part two I guess, and I enjoyed the first one :o) Obviously I’m not dragon biased . . .
Man this series is my favourite. Started listening with the earth training saga and been hooked ever since. Keep em coming, please!
Kafebros... WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK!
mmmmmm light roast has more caffeine than dark sooo
The whole point of that passage was that they could not handle the deeper flavors of coffee, nor could they drink as much. Their tastebuds can only handle light roast, and only a single cup due to the caffeine content.
"The same could not be said of the Yorpil and Karlaekens, who despite loving the flavor of coffee could only handle a single cup of light roast. They tended to get the jitters quite easily, but that simply meant they got more bang for their buck through a single cup."
Part 2
I hope Frairen took that class to before she became a soldier in earths military. Cause after that ending she definitely needs to know that last bit of the lesson.
Miss Remiki is a shape shifter, one moment reptile the next pseudo human.
way too short, i was very interested at the ending when it seemed to go from one story into a different story....
I swear dragon alien is litelary my goal if we ever reach space uwu
Nice and Funny, stopped too early.
I didn't know you guys made love storys 😂
I was wondering when miss Rimiki would be in class.
Love hearing the Stargate Nerdiness!
We wake up when its suddenly silent.
lol this was one of the most funny ones i have heared.
I was wondering when Frairen was gonna pop up.
A story like this is a long time coming.
THE SPACE DRAGON IS BACK.
Light roast high canine content, dark roast lower caffeine with rich flavor. Someone doesn't know coffee.
The whole point of that passage was that they could not handle the deeper flavors of coffee, nor could they drink as much. Their tastebuds can only handle light roast, and only a single cup due to the caffeine content.
"The same could not be said of the Yorpil and Karlaekens, who despite loving the flavor of coffee could only handle a single cup of light roast. They tended to get the jitters quite easily, but that simply meant they got more bang for their buck through a single cup."
Aliens? Nah more like Freakiens
The sus thumbnail is gone 😢
NB some of us are TEATOTAL❗
Luv this narrator just as much as aggro squirrel. She needs to post more on her channel...
she’s working on it!
who tf is giga ni wtf
It would be nice if these were in a playlist
they are!
Id like if they had playlists for the videos divided by types. I like the classroom ones
We do.
@@guardbrosfielddesk Oh really? Think I checked some other channel then
What happened at the end?
Two women unrelated to the story met together in the quarters of one.
Smh ur bad for this one 😅
I haven't a clue what you mean.🤌
@@guardbrosfielddesk your devious
Boring waste of time.
Nevermind i love the rimiki series, i dont give 2 s***s about kaden and rimiki thoe but as long as i keep seeing rayburn and frairen i will never say a bad thing behind starbounds back ever again