My First Time Meeting a Human Left Me Terrified... and Aroused | Best HFY Stories

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  • @michaellinnet6095
    @michaellinnet6095 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    Another top notch story from Starbound! Loved that ending too!

    • @Negative_Clover
      @Negative_Clover 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It was basically a condensed white knight story that was all about how women are supposed to be dependent on men. and give them a lay for rescuing them as a form of compensation. The trauma bonding is a terrible lesson and its chauvist AF This story isn't even HFY honestly this is one of the worst aspects of humanity that we need to grow out of. the rest of the narrative was literally Just Alien only Ripley was a independent and resourceful hero who didn't need a man to win the day. There was no character arc for the protagonist. the other half of the story where mitch breaks her heart would at least inspire some growth and trend toward a somewhat compelling arc.

    • @SCP-Dr_Bright
      @SCP-Dr_Bright 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Negative_Clover there's a reason why it's a troupe. large amounts of both men and women like those kinds of stories. no where in the story did it hint that she felt some sort of obligation to have sex with the guy. you are absolutely deranged and that line of thinking is exactly why western movies/video games are failing right now. women like a strong man to protect them and men like to be in the savior role. not all but a very large number. you want more "strong independent woman" type content go to hfy girl.

    • @skyhawk554
      @skyhawk554 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Negative_Clover good to see the feminists are being as dishonest as ever.

  • @Skyblade12
    @Skyblade12 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +171

    “Come with me if you want to live.”
    Still an amazing line all these years later.

  • @mark98115
    @mark98115 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +130

    Horny blue female alien and no captain Kirk?
    Caprain's log......

    • @derisathartfelt
      @derisathartfelt 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Oh My...

    • @AhHereWeGo
      @AhHereWeGo 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I’ll give her a captain’s log

    • @vasklie3020
      @vasklie3020 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@AhHereWeGobest comment

  • @cjandauntieyaya1446
    @cjandauntieyaya1446 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +236

    OK, Rule 34 has entered the chat.

    • @LaculusA.Lassus-bj7iw
      @LaculusA.Lassus-bj7iw 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      While listening to the story I was picturing a pointy eared goblin looking alien girl that still proportionally humanoid, with blue skin, white hair and a purple iris.

    • @cjandauntieyaya1446
      @cjandauntieyaya1446 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@LaculusA.Lassus-bj7iw World of Warcraft character.

    • @grinmace4834
      @grinmace4834 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@cjandauntieyaya1446 Why is that so true tho

    • @OffGridHacks
      @OffGridHacks 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      -Sigh- I googled rule 34. Not even surprised. If anything I'm borderline dissapointed😂

    • @23GreyFox
      @23GreyFox 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Shortstack supremacy! \o/

  • @bulldowozer5858
    @bulldowozer5858 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    "I wanna know what else is big"
    *Shows her a map of our known universe*

    • @towelbasket
      @towelbasket 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Absolutely something my oblivious arse would do.

    • @marshall739
      @marshall739 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      "And you'll never guess what he whipped out to show me."

    • @towelbasket
      @towelbasket 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@marshall739 I saw a girl at a park,
      I brought her home after some time.
      I thought she was fine;
      Then she pulled out a schlong that was bigger than mine…

  • @soldierscotty1959
    @soldierscotty1959 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

    Larissa is the best narrator of any of these sci-fi channels! We love her!

    • @pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133
      @pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I like the other narrators of this channel as well they all have good voices...

    • @jerethgryphon4244
      @jerethgryphon4244 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Frairens her best wirk

    • @johnbishoo7590
      @johnbishoo7590 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Larissa is definitely pleasant on the ears and eyes...❤😅

    • @BlastHardcheeseable
      @BlastHardcheeseable 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Larissa is great at voicing aliens who are likeable, the other guy who does all the different voice pitches and accents is great at voicing arrogant stupid aliens who we love to hate.

    • @johnbishoo7590
      @johnbishoo7590 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@BlastHardcheeseable definitely agree🙂

  • @sunshinecarnivores1919
    @sunshinecarnivores1919 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

    That kids is how I met your father 😂

    • @stalinsoulz7872
      @stalinsoulz7872 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The awkward question of asking from the in laws on how she managed to interspecies breed and birth a hybrid.

  • @ZombiePumps
    @ZombiePumps 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +66

    She goes from cute to meth head between images. 😂

    • @ExelArts
      @ExelArts 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The thumbnail was cute but the entire vid she looked like a meth head

    • @mangolian3773
      @mangolian3773 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Well she is starving

    • @ironwolfF1
      @ironwolfF1 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Yeah the AI art went downhill pretty fast...shoulda stayed with the first image, at least she was cute...the final one...yikes.

  • @edmanning8545
    @edmanning8545 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

    needs a part 2...can't leave us hanging 🙂

    • @LaculusA.Lassus-bj7iw
      @LaculusA.Lassus-bj7iw 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I Fear Part 2 would need to go under an 18+ restricted patreon service.

    • @KenjiLee-uf6iv
      @KenjiLee-uf6iv 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      They may have left you hanging but they also may be banging

    • @michaellinnet6095
      @michaellinnet6095 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@@LaculusA.Lassus-bj7iwnaw, they could just gloss over that and pick up with them opening the derelict back up and scouting it to make sure the screelings are dead.

  • @majorplothole2620
    @majorplothole2620 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    That last line though... ho boy... :D
    When this spaceship is a rockin', don't come a knockin'....

  • @CuanticMonkey
    @CuanticMonkey 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +198

    human propaganda.

    • @Ervixius_
      @Ervixius_ 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      ITS ALL OVER MY SCREEN😩😩😩😩🔥🔥

    • @radapatada
      @radapatada 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Correct

    • @SoI-
      @SoI- 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      real.

    • @riftpowers701
      @riftpowers701 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

      It worked. Triple the defense budget.

    • @XxJay71xX
      @XxJay71xX 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Yes, got a problem with that, ALIEN ?

  • @Terran.Marine.2
    @Terran.Marine.2 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +82

    I do believe a standard model 1911 uses a grip safety.

    • @kirkjones9639
      @kirkjones9639 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      You're thinking of the 1911A1. Since they haven't made the 1911 since 1924 it doesn't really matter I suppose. After the Mauser 96C modern semi auto pistols are loaded with a Magazine rather then a Clip also.

    • @V8DV
      @V8DV 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      @@kirkjones9639both 1911 and 1911a1 have the grip safety. The differences are more for the spring housing and hammer spurs and a couple others.

    • @kirkjones9639
      @kirkjones9639 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@V8DV Thanks. I should have opened my Kuhnhauson shop manual and checked, before posting.

    • @ronniebentley5847
      @ronniebentley5847 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Every 1911 i have ever saw has had a grip safety. Im 66 and owned more than my share of them.

    • @urmominabox87
      @urmominabox87 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      1911 also has a manual frame mounted safety, however the gun in the story could also theoretically be one of the earlier prototype models like the 1910 or 1909 that didn't have manual thumb safeties and solely relied on the grip safety in which case you could say there's no manual safety to disengage because just having a fireing grip on the weapon would make it ready to fire.

  • @RainbowGod666
    @RainbowGod666 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

    (Stares at title) i know its 11 and a half pm where i am but WHAT THE FU-

    • @creed_zero
      @creed_zero 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Same

    • @generalagondray
      @generalagondray 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Midnight here to listen to some blue girl getting wet.

  • @GuntherRommel
    @GuntherRommel 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    I was not expecting that ending.

  • @brian-my7ym
    @brian-my7ym 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

    No no no. Don't just leave it there. We want all the naughty details.

    • @ironmanrox3145
      @ironmanrox3145 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      I feel like that would be more of a patreon thing or something similar lol

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      just look at some rule34 tristana pics :3 nearly the same thing

    • @LaculusA.Lassus-bj7iw
      @LaculusA.Lassus-bj7iw 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      ​@@ironmanrox3145I'm not even sure if any of the narrators would like to narrate that story. Starbound might need to hire a another voice actress that deals with mature content.

    • @richardhall6034
      @richardhall6034 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He tells her he's gay lol 😊

    • @SCP-Dr_Bright
      @SCP-Dr_Bright 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@richardhall6034 i mean, he's at least bisexual considering he was so taken aback by how pretty she was.

  • @KoolAid-p7z
    @KoolAid-p7z 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    This is one of the best I've heard in a long time it was intense; perfect! Even with my short attention span, I made it all the way through before moving on!

  • @mikoto7693
    @mikoto7693 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    When the stories are actually good I often find myself wondering about the lore and wanting a sequel and more lore and world building. For example in this one I would really like them to write a sequel where they catch the individual that that betrayed her for some good old fashioned vengeance.

  • @IrateFUPA
    @IrateFUPA 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    I'm at half mast. Praise the sun.

    • @cnkclark
      @cnkclark 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      FULL MAST

  • @XxJay71xX
    @XxJay71xX 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    This one need a sequel

  • @EdricLysharae
    @EdricLysharae 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    That is a very well designed spaceship to be taking Desert Eagle shots and not having hull breaches. 😮

    • @savevsdeath
      @savevsdeath 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      A real world naval vessel can handle anything short of artillery fire. A spacefaring vessel would probably be even more durable. Plus, one small hole wouldn't cause atmosphere to catastrophically vent even if a bullet could pierce it.
      I know this because it was my job to know these things. Every now and again, the Navy teaches you useful stuff, haha.

  • @brerrrrrp95
    @brerrrrrp95 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    AYOOOOOOOOO crazy recommendation 💀Autoplay is getting freaky

  • @rasheedgregory3459
    @rasheedgregory3459 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Damn...Mitch done Captain Kurt'd her 😮 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LeonTroutskiunplugged
    @LeonTroutskiunplugged 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Fantastic narration, as always. Fun story line.

  • @erikjrn4080
    @erikjrn4080 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I have to concur. Her problem is entirely his fault, being all big and stuff. I'm confident he can alleviate it, though, being all big and stuff.

  • @TheVampireAzriel
    @TheVampireAzriel 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    When "Come with me if you want to live" is actually a Chekov's gun. haha

  • @Deluge4000
    @Deluge4000 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Ooh a pistol that uses clips instead of magazines :P

    • @guardbrosfielddesk
      @guardbrosfielddesk 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      There is, technically, a few pistols that do.

  • @mandolinic
    @mandolinic 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I hope these two hook up as lovers and partners, salvaging alien tech and having fun adventures.

  • @osets2117
    @osets2117 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Well at least we know they won't be bored while waiting for the bioweapons to suffocate.

  • @armandoa2484
    @armandoa2484 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Absolutely loved the story ❤! Now I want to know if she ever got even with the bugger that left her in the derelict vessel?
    I give it a four thumbs up 👍👍👍👍

  • @warlok363
    @warlok363 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Pre-pancakes pancakes.
    If you know, you know.

    • @cnkclark
      @cnkclark 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Pourin' the Bisquick

  • @Jalbesbe
    @Jalbesbe 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What in the sci-fi smut did I just listen to while making breakfast. I had autoplay on and was not expecting this

  • @twistedpixie1407
    @twistedpixie1407 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Nothing makes my hart bound more then a human who happens to be big also....

  • @christopherbrummet4997
    @christopherbrummet4997 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Wait, you only have one and it's not prehensile?"

  • @ID-107
    @ID-107 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's always good when the anatomy is compatible

  • @HughYeman
    @HughYeman 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Shafts... Rods... checks out.

  • @Adrianwhitt
    @Adrianwhitt วันที่ผ่านมา

    Aliens acting all superior until mitch pulls the deagle

  • @billb4696
    @billb4696 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Im glad Larissa was the narrator for this... because... reasons

  • @gmann1968
    @gmann1968 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Valla! Put that Captain's log down!

  • @thedude6058
    @thedude6058 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    headcannon is that valla is normally a thicc shortstack goblin lmao

  • @alfreddelcrow9941
    @alfreddelcrow9941 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    😑...😳...... That went South very fast bravo good Sir🧐👍

  • @OffGridHacks
    @OffGridHacks 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Always love to hear from larissa!!

  • @Internetguy_L337_90D
    @Internetguy_L337_90D 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    damn ended when it was getting to the best part 😆

  • @ephasm
    @ephasm 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I wasnt expecting a sci-fi lolicon alien story today

  • @TheCanadianGuy56
    @TheCanadianGuy56 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    No views but one comment? HUHH??

  • @averagegigachad795
    @averagegigachad795 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ayy ladies can't resist BHC

  • @BobGump-vq2jp
    @BobGump-vq2jp 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love this type of content 😌

  • @lexheath8276
    @lexheath8276 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Revolvers & lever guns, beat a phaser 99 times out of 100.

  • @sgtpaw03
    @sgtpaw03 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It ended just when it was getting good!

  • @ExelArts
    @ExelArts 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The Alien girl looked like a monster her self

  • @LeonTroutskiunplugged
    @LeonTroutskiunplugged 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thanks!

  • @nightmare_sans_and_his_gang
    @nightmare_sans_and_his_gang 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    First like! First view! First comment!

    • @StarboundHFY
      @StarboundHFY  4 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Legend!

    • @nightmare_sans_and_his_gang
      @nightmare_sans_and_his_gang 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@StarboundHFY 2nd time ive been called a legend!

    • @arx5638
      @arx5638 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@StarboundHFY where can I read the OG story? Asking for a friend...

  • @dank-man6510
    @dank-man6510 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Around 7:35: Her boots were stored where now!?! 😮😢

  • @blackblood66665
    @blackblood66665 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This video was an opening to a porn story all along!! Lol

  • @fredsmith5782
    @fredsmith5782 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Come on folks drop more likes

  • @hillbillyhippipe
    @hillbillyhippipe 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    greetings dreamer of stories very good storman i liked it a lot it leaves you hanging are you going to make another chapter to this story thank you very much for the story man farewell...

  • @AhHereWeGo
    @AhHereWeGo 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is gonna be another series, right?

  • @SilverAranda
    @SilverAranda 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    yeah nothing like life threaten situation to pump the adrenaline up... dam pheromones xD

  • @TLS-qu5hv
    @TLS-qu5hv 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If I see another google ad I’m gonna loose my mind

  • @Ryan-li8qc
    @Ryan-li8qc 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Almost garuntee the sidearm is a 1911 and its a magazine not a clip

  • @judahsmyth5398
    @judahsmyth5398 วันที่ผ่านมา

    honestly, i feel like this story could've done without the 'romance' aspect, probably would've been better that way as well, but that's just my opinion

  • @bruceberadino
    @bruceberadino 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Oh they gon ffffuuuuuucccckkkk

  • @Negative_Clover
    @Negative_Clover 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    You missed the ball here. I think the story in its present state is a forest of cliches and ultimately uncreative smut. Nothing here is original. You could have taken my expectations and averted them. You make so many great stories and its ok to miss one but please don't make this a horny teenager scifi channel. Run it back

  • @gcanaday1
    @gcanaday1 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Lol. Just lol. Better written than a lot out there but still, lol.

  • @michaellang6627
    @michaellang6627 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    why does the salvager look like Keanu Reeves from the side.

  • @anavaronoz
    @anavaronoz วันที่ผ่านมา

    bro that is tristana from lol

  • @henrikmogensen4276
    @henrikmogensen4276 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Saucy!

  • @Aharpoon24
    @Aharpoon24 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Dead Space anyone? or Aliens?

  • @jamerv86
    @jamerv86 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Why change the girl design? Hate how the images don’t match.

  • @extracruncheybed
    @extracruncheybed 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    🤨📸

  • @PerfectlySaneIndividual6969
    @PerfectlySaneIndividual6969 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Dear god this is cringe (I need more)

  • @DreadPirateBob
    @DreadPirateBob 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    You've got a wonderful voice but i think if you remembered you're telling a story rather than reading the news it would go a long way.

  • @whosagreekgod4135
    @whosagreekgod4135 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Yeah I highly doubt aliens and humans have similar mating rituals or plumping needed for such actions. Or that they were able to consume the same foods. Not to mention any pathogens... Just a lonely man's fantasy... 😂😂😂

  • @commode7x
    @commode7x 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The titles seem to be getting modestly less clickbaity, but the thumbnails still make me want to avoid these videos like the plague. I would've written off this entire channel as another one of the thousands of worthless clickbaiting and scam videos if it weren't for the fact that I accidentally clicked on one of the Frairen videos and found out that it was a 16 part series.

  • @JimPack-jy3rr
    @JimPack-jy3rr 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Why don't you give your "Human Writers" the credit they deserve? What are their names? Do you actually have their permission to read their works without reading their names?

  • @sdragut
    @sdragut 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    good story except for the stupid unlikely ending that spoiled it all!

    • @michaellinnet6095
      @michaellinnet6095 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What makes it unlikely or stupid and how does that spoil it?
      Sex drive is fueled by testosterone and adrenaline. And yes, women produce testosterone. That's why some grow mustaches. Life or death situations kick the production of both into high gear. Plus, because he sweats, he produces pheromones. The need for sex after a situation like they were in is not uncommon, especially when they both are obviously adrenaline junkies or they wouldn't be in such a high risk job to begin with.

  • @bananamuffiin9869
    @bananamuffiin9869 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    WOAHHHHHHHH

  • @Pyanky
    @Pyanky 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ayo?!

  • @rnRN-hg1pv
    @rnRN-hg1pv 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    🤨

  • @sdragut
    @sdragut 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    pay attention to the description. the female alien is described as intelligent & physically the equivalent of a 7-8 yrs old female. while he is above average height & built. the story is written by a geek who has no concept of reality , free will, common sense, female mentality or personal boundaries. There are so many things wrong with the ending that i could write a book just on the common sense. The writer's head is in fantasy land with no concept of what is realistic among intelligent sentient beings with basic intelligence. The idea suggested would not even take place in the animal kingdom let alone among sentient beings.

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Just one simple point: only her HEIGHT is described that way. The rest of her is not described detailed, yet from the line that of her shirt barely enough was left to keep her decent, we know her body was that of a grown woman.
      Maybe you missed that part, maybe you ignored it so it would not conflict with your narrative, I can't tell. What I can tell is that you might have missed/ ignored more details in the rest of your post

    • @nosmokejazwinski6297
      @nosmokejazwinski6297 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      oh look, someone writing en essay on why a fiction story isn’t realistic. Duh, it’s a fiction story, it’s not supposed to be realistic.

    • @sdragut
      @sdragut 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@sjonnieplayfull5859 Actually there are several thins you missed which gives us the indication to the difference in size including the claim that his arms were bigger than her legs. 11 minutes in & the fact his Tshit was big enough to be a dress not to mention several other indicators when describing him from her point of view & in relation to the ship corridors.

    • @sdragut
      @sdragut 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@nosmokejazwinski6297. you are right. it's a fictional story written by an idiot for toddlers not intelligent humans with a little common sense. only those who have not developed any sense of reality or common sense can enjoy the story. To the rest of us is like listening to Hey Diddle Diddle Nursery Rhymes. not very entertaining!

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @sdragut Hate to tell you... oh wait, I don't. I HAVE seen that part. I also know what it means, unlike you. Have you seen men and women? The size difference in arms is considerable. Please dont act like this is a surprise to you.
      Next: this guy is bigger than the average man, so his arms are even bigger.
      Third point you missed: when an entire race is smaller, its not just height, its width as well.
      Fourth point: this story is about a deathworlder. In common lore Earth has a much higher gravity, or other worlds have much lower gravity, meaning alien legs need far less muscle and bone to withstand their own gravity
      Feel free to ignore all this to because you WANT to find fault in this story

  • @tonyv8925
    @tonyv8925 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I wish all these sci fi authors would stop with the sexually oriented stories. If I want soft porn I will go to an adult site. I do not want to be overwhelmed with all this sex crap. Thumbs down for every story.

  • @NordicTobz
    @NordicTobz 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This sounds like something out of a smut/pornographic book mostly women read

  • @derisathartfelt
    @derisathartfelt 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    What he does now, he does for the science team! 🥽🥼

  • @demandred1957
    @demandred1957 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    There are enough sex fan fiction sites already.

    • @thetoasterisonfire2080
      @thetoasterisonfire2080 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      No
      There's not

    • @conqueeftador3603
      @conqueeftador3603 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@thetoasterisonfire2080rule 34 buddy, those degenerates waste NO time

    • @fanpyrotastic
      @fanpyrotastic 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Where seggs

    • @retrozmachine1189
      @retrozmachine1189 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      It was hardly that.

    • @EeBee51
      @EeBee51 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It's not the cheesey marshmellow core content I object to, it's the stupid clickbait titles... 😠

  • @EeBee51
    @EeBee51 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Be careful Starbound. I've been going through blocking all the pages with click baity, suggestive titles to their stories. That is why I disliked this story without even listening to it
    I'd hate to have to add you to the list as most of your stuff I do enjoy..👎👎😔

    • @MatanZlatan
      @MatanZlatan 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      nobody cares bro, you don't pick their stories for them or dictate what kind of stories they'll tell.

    • @LiveFreeOrDieDH
      @LiveFreeOrDieDH 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      In this case, the title is completely accurate to the story.

    • @richfiles
      @richfiles 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Don't let the door smack you in the ass while you bail...
      We'll be happy here with pancakes and all the things pancakes implies!

  • @alethiosoratos5455
    @alethiosoratos5455 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I like you better with your natural black hair. Now lose that ridiculous nose ring, and I would say you are beautiful.

    • @JimmyEatDirt
      @JimmyEatDirt 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Bro thinks his opinion matters

    • @guardbrosfielddesk
      @guardbrosfielddesk 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      >Comes into HFY story channel
      >Tries to implicate authority on beauty to the n a r r a t o r
      You are so cringe.

    • @Saanonymous80
      @Saanonymous80 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      And you are who?