Citizens of Pawnee

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  • THERE'S NO TIME. HE CAN FLY.
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  • @dreelu4279
    @dreelu4279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5129

    I used to think that the things people say in Parks and Rec was an exaggeration of how dumb the general public is. Then I started working a government job.

    • @MrAnnoyingalien
      @MrAnnoyingalien 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Dreelu and Republicans wonder why some people vote democrat....

    • @princesslulu5795
      @princesslulu5795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Julian Petty can't speak for all republicans but I'm a republican and I know the answer

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      PrincessLuLu Is it the orange neo-nazi?

    • @princesslulu5795
      @princesslulu5795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      TheHutchy01 what do you mean?

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That voting democrat against one's beliefs might have been better than voting for Trump

  • @asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791
    @asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2068

    The writers on the show actually went to real town halls to base all these on.

    • @maddie7414
      @maddie7414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Are you theorizing or did you actually read this somewhere? Because that's AMAZING

    • @vivianyu7579
      @vivianyu7579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Madeline Groh oh it happened hahaha. They actually did research by spending time in local government and attending town halls! That’s part of how they created Leslie Knope- she was originally going to be someone useless like Michael in “The Office”, but after visiting the local government their vision for Parks and Rec’s changed!

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To copy verbatim.

    • @marisacastaneda3854
      @marisacastaneda3854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmaoooo that makes it all so much better 😂

    • @jayschafer1760
      @jayschafer1760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@vivianyu7579 Ron Swanson was based on a guy the writers met who admitted being a libertarian and no believing in half the stuff he was doing as a government bureaucrat.

  • @mannyhernandez4002
    @mannyhernandez4002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "My daughters five."
    "Well, your daughter is an idiot."
    This has to be one of my favorite pawnee citizen lines. 😂

  • @karkinissan
    @karkinissan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "There's no time. He can fly!"
    Never fails to make me laugh.

  • @egyptfreaka
    @egyptfreaka 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4856

    "Isn't all food bad for you? I've been eating lasagna and muffins every day of my life for 40 years and I feel terrible."

    • @KittyKat6931
      @KittyKat6931 8 ปีที่แล้ว +460

      The same lady who made tea with the park's sprinkler water and complained about slugs in front of her house but didn't even thank Leslie for getting rid of them.. I both love and hater her!

    • @Boooo_39
      @Boooo_39 6 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Her delivery was flawless. No emotion, just stating the "facts"

    • @tadstrange1465
      @tadstrange1465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean same.

    • @dr_m06
      @dr_m06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂

    • @user-cp9id1mj8b
      @user-cp9id1mj8b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She's brilliant

  • @Fungamerplays
    @Fungamerplays 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4913

    "I don't know I'm just scared"
    Perfect summarisation of most public complaints

    • @nbadraft08
      @nbadraft08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fungamerplays I was about to comment this, verbatim. 100% accurate.

    • @Pelusonmilk
      @Pelusonmilk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and guess who's scaring the public...

    • @ae4164
      @ae4164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fungamerplays
      Take the last three words off that complaint and it goes from "most" to "all". You can send out mail notices, you can hang notices on doorknobs, it doesn't matter. People will flat-out ignore them and then they will complain about never being notified of what the city is doing, and then when you go directly to them and ask them if they read the notice they will admit that they threw it in the garbage. The public is lucky their taxes pay our salary, they are too fucking stupid to be trusted with their own money.

    • @williamcondon7729
      @williamcondon7729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are scared by everything and everyone!!!! People are scared very easily.

    • @marydulin8439
      @marydulin8439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Still accurate

  • @BadTwin
    @BadTwin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    If anyone has worked in customer service, retail, or anything with the public. You know how realistic and scary this is because these people are more common than most think.

    • @melanie6014
      @melanie6014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I worked at Sam's Club for 3 years. There was one time a man brought a bone from a ham in day after Christmas and said he didn't like the ham. He expected a refund.

    • @goaliestar4552
      @goaliestar4552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was a bagger at a grocery store and this old lady told me she wanted her fruits and vegetables separated. She got mad and called me an idiot and started screaming that’s I was an idiot. I had put her tomatoes with the fruits and she said they were vegetables. My manager promptly took her to the customer service desk to work something out. They ended up giving her a 25 dollar coupon that had a pamphlet on it explaining that a tomato was a fruit. Best and worse day there ever

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've worked at Jimmy John's for like 8 or 9 months now and I actually have yet to come across anything close to this, thank god. Pretty much everyone is either pleasant at best and neutral at worst. I've only ever had like three bad experiences and one of them was kind of sort of my fault for not phrasing things properly.

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goaliestar4552 well that's your fault. Never correct a customer unless they grab something by mistake, such as when people grab reduced fat chips instead of regular chips at Jimmy John's where I work (that happens at least once a week and they're always glad I corrected them.)

    • @spectrum838
      @spectrum838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I worked in a government office for a bit, at least 7 people a day called with complaints like this, sometimes more nuts

  • @marycoffelt3041
    @marycoffelt3041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "We could be wiped out by disease, or the flu" oh my...

  • @Bowser14456
    @Bowser14456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    "According to the complaint, you yelled at 5 year old girls."
    "WHO SUCK!" XD

    • @aleramone23
      @aleramone23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      WHY IS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND???

    • @alexanders1330
      @alexanders1330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im not *ALWAYS UP IN ARMS ABOUT SOMETHING*

  • @caseyjarmes
    @caseyjarmes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4201

    Something cool I never noticed until now: They reuse the same weird people. It gives the show continuity.

    • @fruitbythefoote
      @fruitbythefoote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      It was probably also cheaper...they were probably also thinking about that.

    • @fourthgirl
      @fourthgirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      Because every town meeting, every council meeting, in every town has the same kooks show up and use up the comments time. : D

    • @luthfifauzi6795
      @luthfifauzi6795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      One of em was their producer.

    • @jormungandrworldserpent6437
      @jormungandrworldserpent6437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fourthgirl in small towns yeah

    • @imshooketh1500
      @imshooketh1500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jormungandrworldserpent6437 love your profile pic

  • @stanstanlison5791
    @stanstanlison5791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    4:22 Parents during social distancing in 2020 who have realized that raising a child requires an insane amount of work 😒

    • @andrewlagno9482
      @andrewlagno9482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      3:45 yeah those people are dead lmao

  • @hioeo
    @hioeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I used to think these guys were unrealistically stupid.
    Jesus Christ I wish I could go back to that.

    • @superstarultra28
      @superstarultra28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The early 2010s were a better time for everyone.

    • @ayinwithnoyang
      @ayinwithnoyang 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mustaineee

  • @bloopsmerpy6603
    @bloopsmerpy6603 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4966

    "What am I going to do with my kids all day? Keep them in my house? Where I LIVE?" Wow, I mean she has a very valid point.

    • @scottbuckley823
      @scottbuckley823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      too many kids in doors anyway these days

    • @julianbeldham8684
      @julianbeldham8684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Maybe they can play in the rock quarry?

    • @finnishnin
      @finnishnin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Scott Buckley with the rising number of mosquito borne illnesses there are too many children playing outside. It’s either watch your kids play inside or take care of them when they get sick and possibly die.

    • @kerryegan3091
      @kerryegan3091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Julian Beldham there’s rocks in there!

    • @mazzrad6246
      @mazzrad6246 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The 666 likes tho

  • @oogieboogiedoogie1
    @oogieboogiedoogie1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2061

    I'm kinda bummed they stopped doin these in later episodes. The townspeople were hilarious.

    • @preciousyoung357
      @preciousyoung357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I want to see an episode with a comper and contrast with the grown-ups and the kids and young adults on politics. Young adults are way more muture and better at fact checking and crucial thinking in today's political landscape and that would be a great consept.

    • @artvrrvtra5235
      @artvrrvtra5235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@preciousyoung357 I don't think young people are better at anything than old people. Old people are just young people but few years later and young people are just old people but few years earlier. They all are stupid, don't trust the humans, stay hidden in your room.

    • @Thrifty032781
      @Thrifty032781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They didn't have time. They had to keep pairing Anne up with various male characters, and having Ron be an asshole.

    • @gajayjay
      @gajayjay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Artvr Rvtra Yes but old people end up losing hope after life weighs down on you instead of looking at the potential of the future. Look at the baby boomer generation. They had all the potential to change the world when they came of age in the 60s but ended up being the worst capitalist pigs in history with their greed putting humanity on a path of utter chaos. Old
      Young adults aren’t necessarily more intelligent but they tend to have a better grasp of morality and humanism than older Americans.

    • @artvrrvtra5235
      @artvrrvtra5235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gajayjay None of the generations have a potential to change anything. It's all a joke, a con, or a scam, if you will. The very reason everyone today when hears 'baby boomer' thinks "idiots" is because they are manipulated into thinking that - just like baby boomers where manipulated they can be better than the 'best generation' that lived during and after II World War. It's the same shit, just people think they are so much different. This 'capitalistic pigs', when young, wanted to create - most commonly - socialist Utopia. Just like today, among young people in Western world, most want to build this world of justice and equality through redistribution of wealth. It's the same thing. They don't realize, that they are in fact used to extend the influence and power of state and in turn those that control the government. The 'best generation' was used in exactly the same way, throwed into support of a new form of Global Alliance to stop wars. Who would have guessed, that in fact it did not stop shit, only gave more control to most powerfull. In 30 years, kids will say that millenials or whatever this generation is called were idiots, who only created even worst world. They will also fail to realize they are just used to support some new agenda that will end up fucking everything up even more. Since the dawn of time, the only ones that changed anything, where the 'puppetmasters' that used masses like tools to shape the world. Their world is getting better, easier, more docile, while ours - the so called 'many' - is getting shittier. Enjoy.

  • @nolanrux7866
    @nolanrux7866 6 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    "So what's your suggestion?"
    "I don't know, I'm just scared."
    Every undecided voter in the United States summed up.

  • @spam7149
    @spam7149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "Aw, shut up Kelly!"
    *"MAKE ME, BOB"*

  • @Bowser14456
    @Bowser14456 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2408

    "I found a sandwich in one of your parks, and I wanted to know why it didn't have mayonnaise." XDD

    • @DonCapoeira
      @DonCapoeira 8 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      +Bowser14456 "I saw a sign in Ramsett Park that said 'do not drink the water.' So I made some tea with it and now I have an infection."

    • @Bowser14456
      @Bowser14456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DonCapoeira XD

    • @Bowser14456
      @Bowser14456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      DonCapoeira "There is a disturbing lack of benches in Ramsett Park. I wanna sit more!" XD

    • @RYN988
      @RYN988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sun tea to make it matters worse lol

    • @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
      @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is that the same lady?

  • @Bowser14456
    @Bowser14456 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3019

    "If sugar's so bad, how come Jesus made it taste so good?" That's good logic right there. XD

    • @scottbuckley823
      @scottbuckley823 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      +Bowser14456 temptation my friend

    • @jancz357
      @jancz357 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      in that case, Jesus is one sick fuck :D

    • @scottbuckley823
      @scottbuckley823 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jan P. yes he is but don't forget he gave us weed too

    • @jancz357
      @jancz357 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Scott Buckley but the weed was given to us by Dionysus

    • @scottbuckley823
      @scottbuckley823 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jan P. who's that/

  • @BoredtoSleep7
    @BoredtoSleep7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    According to my journalism professor, who used to cover city meetings, and an actual city council member of my city, this show is 100% accurate in its portrayal of citizens and the inner workings of local government. According to my professor, he used to live in a town where police officers would have to be present at all city council meetings to prevent the council members from lunging across tables and getting into actual fistfights with each other.

    • @cs0345
      @cs0345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Democracy and tax dollars at work

    • @DoctorPorkenfries
      @DoctorPorkenfries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I want to see that, actually. I don't want the fight itself to determine policy, but hey, if council members want to beat the tar out of each other, who are we to get in the way of entertainment? My taxes pay their salary, dammit, and I want some bang for my buck!

  • @leprechaunsteve8930
    @leprechaunsteve8930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    “THIS MASK IS BLOCKING GOD’S BEAUTIFUL RESPIRATORY SYSTEM”

    • @ruledbyvenusss
      @ruledbyvenusss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      please tell me that’s real quote lmao

    • @aredub1847
      @aredub1847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ruledbyvenusss oh yes. florida.

    • @erickpoint0
      @erickpoint0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes that's exactly what I thought when I saw that lol

  • @Markov092
    @Markov092 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4183

    "I need permit to put signs... There's no time! HE CAN FLY!"

    • @mafghul
      @mafghul 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't understand that joke. could you explain it pls?

    • @Fungamerplays
      @Fungamerplays 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      +mafghul He wants to put up signs for his bird that he got away

    • @tankmaster1018
      @tankmaster1018 7 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Lmfao He has a fucking pet bird. Its gone! Haha

    • @gregruelas7830
      @gregruelas7830 7 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      I lost it when he said that. Haven't had a good laugh like that in a while.

    • @zerosysko
      @zerosysko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Bird guy is my absolute favorite.

  • @ih8peole
    @ih8peole 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4462

    As a parks employee, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

    • @lucas82
      @lucas82 7 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Is it a topless park?

    • @ih8peole
      @ih8peole 7 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      +Lucas 1982 according to some white people, yes

    • @FingerinUrDaughter
      @FingerinUrDaughter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      those are drunk people.

    • @libo2000
      @libo2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      give a real example

    • @ih8peole
      @ih8peole 7 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      One time we were re paving an old pretty used trail by a lake and this guy who was walking his dog came walking up to us cussing us out saying we were "wasting tax payers money on a trail no one uses" ok well then explain why its so worn out and explain why you're using it right this second lol.
      then another time some lady dropped her Tesla keys in a dog shit can (15 ft deep hole at the dog parks) and asked that we help her get her tesla key. so we didn't want to go near it and so we pulled the bag and she insisted on pulling every dog shit bag out by hand, no gloves, wiping the shit on her dress. mind you this is week old 1 ton fermented dog shit. she realized she probably didn't even drop her key in there after about 30 min.
      people are weird my dudes

  • @titsarmageddon
    @titsarmageddon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    My favorite is the guy who tries to get everyone to chant with him

    • @samkatherine8474
      @samkatherine8474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “her daughter is an idiot!”

    • @themenace2065
      @themenace2065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “EXCEPT FOR TURNIP!”

    • @titsarmageddon
      @titsarmageddon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And their redemption arc in the last season, "We're not against you on this! We're not against you on this!"

  • @aaronmudd5064
    @aaronmudd5064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Spot on. If you've ever worked in public service, you know these "passionate" people who don't actually take the time to learn how things work at a basic level.

  • @hartrorick6980
    @hartrorick6980 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2012

    Swanson spinning in the chair is an all time favorite of mine. I love how you can see donna laughing in the background! lol

    • @Boobalopbop
      @Boobalopbop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Hart Rorick I love how that's the same lady that ate lasagna and muffins everyday for 40 years and feels terrible.

    • @SirMrShanks
      @SirMrShanks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Likewise 😂

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      She gets a little old lady jog going its great.

    • @4fingersnix
      @4fingersnix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy hell, if the guy who plays the angry citizen named Mel wasn’t born to play the BTK killer Denis Rader than I don’t know who is. He clearly can exude the rage needed for the role.

    • @inouskehashibira1045
      @inouskehashibira1045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ron thoughts : The sign says don't drink and yet you disobeyed got an infection which is not the government's fault for your ignorance. 😂😂

  • @RustleXer
    @RustleXer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2491

    My friend works on our local council and he said 'you have no idea how true this is, and how idiotic people are.'

    • @o.s.azazel4168
      @o.s.azazel4168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Russell Chee you honestly don't have to work at the council, just work in retail. Heck, just stand in line at a store and you will find out.

    • @o.s.azazel4168
      @o.s.azazel4168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Russell Chee you honestly don't have to work at the council, just work in retail. Heck, just stand in line at a store and you will find out.

    • @S0RGEx
      @S0RGEx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Anything involving interacting with strangers on a regular basis.

    • @OsmoZchannel
      @OsmoZchannel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      That's why I love animals, they should be rewarded for not being people, I hate people.

    • @alanbernhardt6167
      @alanbernhardt6167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Russell Chee the most accurate quote I've heard about the public, "The public are fools, but they are useful fools."

  • @JIbarra564
    @JIbarra564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Anyone else here after watching people in Florida who are mad about the mask mandate?

    • @samkatherine8474
      @samkatherine8474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      it’s basically the same footage

    • @JIbarra564
      @JIbarra564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@samkatherine8474 110%
      It's uncanny

    • @jadelan9549
      @jadelan9549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You could’ve stuck the footage of the Florida people in here and I wouldn’t have even questioned it

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      These people have charm. Floridians do not.

    • @user-ck9lm6xi1o
      @user-ck9lm6xi1o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These actors are based on the Florida mask protestors. Change my mind.

  • @jojo-he5gj
    @jojo-he5gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “No I’m not..I’m not ALWAYS UP IN ARMS ABOUT SOMETHING” 😂😂😂 my favorite citizen of Pawnee

  • @stipfedart
    @stipfedart 10 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    "I need a permit to put up signs for my lost bird."
    "Oh okay let me look for the-"
    "THERE'S NO TIME! HE CAN FLY!" XD

    • @rebekkamarliani1651
      @rebekkamarliani1651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Freak Boy wow, I had no idea birds flew *mind blown*

  • @twoduncan
    @twoduncan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    "There's no time! He can FLY!"

  • @Maurenriques
    @Maurenriques 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:45 hits DIFFERENT in 2020

  • @CripTikStorm
    @CripTikStorm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "What's your suggestion?"
    "... I don't know... I'm just scared."

  • @octavianschaefer7294
    @octavianschaefer7294 7 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    "why is corn syrup bad for you? nature made corn. corn is a fruit. syrup comes from bushes!"

    • @sIurz
      @sIurz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That is very far from what he said

    • @MrSirwolf2001
      @MrSirwolf2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I want to know what bushes he is getting his syrup from, and is it from the lower branches?

    • @bdgrey
      @bdgrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MrSirwolf2001 Syrup comes from the roots of only the bushiest bushes. Like a hedge.....or a thicc tree 🌳

  • @GreenGretel
    @GreenGretel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    "Basketball courts attract undesirables to my community."

    • @King1559
      @King1559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      The best part of that clip is the close-up of a black woman looking at her like “really?”

    • @cassiusdeici8302
      @cassiusdeici8302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ok i am just gonna say what the undesirables are

    • @letimoore
      @letimoore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@King1559 she was about to bop her ass lol

    • @al23438
      @al23438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean shes not wrong

    • @GreenGretel
      @GreenGretel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@al23438 "I mean, I completely agree with racist old ladies who don't want to come into contact with working class black people. They've got a point, in that _I_ don't want to come into contact with working class people with more melanin than me either! _Especially_ the type on whose enslaved backs this nation built its ~glorious prosperity~...the government used that wealth to massively subsidize these big ol' inefficient white flight communities known as 'the suburbs' for a reason, you know!!"

  • @suporjustin
    @suporjustin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:53
    "Awwww shut-up Kelly!"
    "Make me Bob!"
    =D

  • @lettherebelamp5102
    @lettherebelamp5102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I went to visit a friend of mine and there was a city council meeting and I seriously considered going just to stand up and say
    “THERE IS A DISTURBING LACK OF BENCHES IN YOUR PARK! I WANNA SIT MORE!”

  • @reenilicious
    @reenilicious 8 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    "We're not taxing anyone's genitals."
    "Then what the hell are we doing here?"

    • @Wyljesays
      @Wyljesays ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Come on boys!” One of my favorite parts 😂

  • @nostalgicrecall5916
    @nostalgicrecall5916 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1702

    "So what's your suggestion?"
    "I don't know, I'm just scared."
    OmgXD

    • @natalinomoraislucena4636
      @natalinomoraislucena4636 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nostalgicrecall The best kkkkkkkkkkk

    • @OsmoZchannel
      @OsmoZchannel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      that's the reason why people are against anything

    • @sophovot5079
      @sophovot5079 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i relate too hard to that guy

    • @Figs3
      @Figs3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same.

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nostalgicrecall so true

  • @carloscampo9119
    @carloscampo9119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:43 A man ahead of his time. He knew.

  • @djmedley
    @djmedley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    “Residents of Palm Beach County in Florida erupted in anger at a commissioner's meeting after an unanimous vote to make masks mandatory” ~ CNN, 2020

    • @joeschmo4646
      @joeschmo4646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good.

    • @305Independent
      @305Independent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except that's a normal person's response tho

  • @kshitij029
    @kshitij029 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2133

    "What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring loudly at me."
    Such a Michael Scott thing to say.

    • @vidhasudhesh3192
      @vidhasudhesh3192 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      she even made the michael scott face after she said that

    • @Fools_Requiem
      @Fools_Requiem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      That was from the first season. The first season tried too hard to be like The Office, and it wasn't good because of it.

    • @Phantaceles
      @Phantaceles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Fool's Requiem yeah, honestly the show got so good once it stopped trying to be serious and dropped the straight-man of the show, mark

    • @DexterH96
      @DexterH96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Madeline Harper PaR takes a dump on the Office, which is appropriate because it is already a pile of shit.

    • @Cbear11205
      @Cbear11205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Fool's Requiem Ironic bc in the first season of The Office they were trying to be like the UK version and it sucked

  • @meinsouza
    @meinsouza 7 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    "Whether I pay my taxes or not is none of the government's business"....AHHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit I spat my coffee everywhere

    • @sittaazurea3776
      @sittaazurea3776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      "Well, you don't know my name or how I look like, so good luck in finding me". Literally killed me.

  • @zacharypopp3549
    @zacharypopp3549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The guy at 3:43 knew what was up...

  • @Ellisepha
    @Ellisepha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    3:42 - 3:54 That's a whole ass 2020 mood

  • @EevisandEdhead
    @EevisandEdhead 8 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    We're not taxing anyone's genitals...
    Then what the hell are we doing here?

    • @Boobalopbop
      @Boobalopbop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Like50BlackGuys Come on, boys!

    • @KaijaSchmauss
      @KaijaSchmauss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      The best part is the 3 guys who leave with him. Dude was ORGANIZED.

    • @jonathanalexisgarcia594
      @jonathanalexisgarcia594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      America 2019

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@coltc5360 Indirectly, yes. The healthcare needs of women are pretty much disregarded by the right wing in the USA, having a detrimental monetary effect on owners of vaginas.

    • @oaf-77
      @oaf-77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How about a toll

  • @MrAnarchyReign
    @MrAnarchyReign 9 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "her daughter is an idiot, her daughter is an idiot, her daughter is an idiot..." hahahahaha i love pawnee.

  • @romikeromike
    @romikeromike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Whether or not I pay income tax is none of the government's business."
    -Donald Trump

  • @knoegell
    @knoegell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:46 oh boy....

  • @lancerd4934
    @lancerd4934 9 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Anyone who's job involves interacting with the public like retail, marketing or customer service has stories about people way crazier than this bunch.

    • @Jayraj073
      @Jayraj073 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      +lancer D Try the Emergency Room where no filter exists.

    • @CopperYacht
      @CopperYacht 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Imagine working in a grocery store and finding an thawed pork chop on a pile of coffee beans in the coffee aisle.

    • @jamesrelich8210
      @jamesrelich8210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I used to work at a meat market where we had to explain to a customer what lamb was. She asked, "You know how beef is cow, and pork is pig? What's lamb?" "Well, lamb is lamb." "I know it's lamb, but what is it?" ".....It's lamb." That went on for some time.

    • @adamkurowski1934
      @adamkurowski1934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well yeh you could just say "sheep"

    • @johnhorstman7960
      @johnhorstman7960 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      or "puppies"

  • @traxfish
    @traxfish 8 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    And Ron wants these people to be self governing...

    • @yggtheterribleone8077
      @yggtheterribleone8077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think Ron should be in charge.

    • @Hulkzilla0
      @Hulkzilla0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Natural Selection will do the rest, friend.

    • @MrEndstage
      @MrEndstage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No as u can see it failed already

    • @purpledragon1945
      @purpledragon1945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Hulkzilla0 think Ron's been taking a lot of advice from senator Armstrong

    • @mikehoot3978
      @mikehoot3978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ts8404 So it’s more human to have a government?
      Taxation is theft and slavery.

  • @shoooop
    @shoooop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Come on Mel, you’re always up in arms about something”
    “No I’m not, i’M nOT alWaYs uP iN aRMs abOuT soMEthIng”
    “Here we go-“

    • @cgk1276
      @cgk1276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mel is the best citizen easily

  • @GenericYoutubeUserName
    @GenericYoutubeUserName 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    4:22 parents after finding out there kids have to stay home

  • @johnrendon6783
    @johnrendon6783 9 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    SHUT UP KELLY! ... MAKE ME BOB!

  • @steerpike66
    @steerpike66 10 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    You have to realize that at some level, P&R is a political satire. Pawnee is a microcosm of the USA, and its citizens represent the American electorate, their needs, demands and obsessions.

    • @umidontno040394
      @umidontno040394 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I agree. I think it is political as well as social satire.

    • @zico739
      @zico739 9 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Not at some level, it is very much a political satire.

    • @tonybobay6276
      @tonybobay6276 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      +Chazbot Slightly satirical. I've worked as a consultant for small town Indiana governments, and it's scary how real some of these people are, and how often they come out the woodwork to insert their "opinions". P&R is the closest thing to accurately depicting small town government in America as I have ever seen.

    • @steerpike66
      @steerpike66 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Izoto I meant national political. Not local.

    • @DylanBegazo
      @DylanBegazo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just had a moment where I felt like I was allergic to complaints and entitlement after watching this vid... Is that ok? LOL

  • @roundrockb
    @roundrockb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:42 is my anxiety during COVID19

  • @blokvader8283
    @blokvader8283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I still love the lesser joke of the "I don't know... I'm just scared" guy as he says "we all might be wiped out from disease, or the flu" as if the flu isn't a disease.
    Also, "But isn't all food bad for you? I've been eating lasagna and muffins everyday of my life for forty years and I feel terrible" is the best fucking line ever written.

  • @bbbeans
    @bbbeans 10 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    "So what's you point?
    I don't know, I'm just scared"

  • @deemanchester
    @deemanchester 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1027

    Basketball courts brings undesirables to the neighborhood, lol

    • @JaneDoe-nl1vd
      @JaneDoe-nl1vd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Dionne Agnes went to a town hall meeting for my city and this was mentioned but it was a soccer field. Lady brought this up with all the seriousness in the world.

    • @Ellemiss
      @Ellemiss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ANTHONY CLARK that's just sad...

    • @breakingbacon658
      @breakingbacon658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      We had a woman at a council meeting who was heavily opposed to him building a third convenience store in our town due to solely being born in Mexico...

    • @MihaiViteazul100
      @MihaiViteazul100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Where's the lie

    • @loreaver3882
      @loreaver3882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Daniel white people play basketball too

  • @raylewisfan6112
    @raylewisfan6112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    1:34
    Idiotic Woman: Oh sir there’s a sign at ramset park that says don’t drink the water, so NATURALLY I MADE tea with it.
    Ron Swanson: You’ve gotta be kidding me

  • @SpunkyDummy
    @SpunkyDummy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    3:45 "We could all have been wiped out from disease or the flu."
    Greetings from 2020

  • @StretchyPlays
    @StretchyPlays 7 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    1:32 is the best. The was she starts to jog around the desk is hilarious.

    • @Innunim
      @Innunim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      StretchyPlays the complaint itself is my favorite

  • @KrisKringlez
    @KrisKringlez 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1458

    "Can I have your email address? I just got on AOL"

    • @thatquietkid
      @thatquietkid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      this coupled with the fact that they still used Altavista really showed how behind the times they were lol

    • @DaCleva1
      @DaCleva1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m still laughing 😂🤣😂

    • @leechandler3651
      @leechandler3651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whats an aol?

    • @AmericanOdyssey91
      @AmericanOdyssey91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The people in Pawnee just got in to Nirvana. I don’t have the heart to tell them what happens to Kurt Cobain in 1994.

    • @s0larsystemwolf
      @s0larsystemwolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can someone please tell me who this guy is

  • @Delta-yy6dr
    @Delta-yy6dr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    This guy predict Coronavirus at 3:40?

  • @ryanstevens3932
    @ryanstevens3932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “I made this in your pottery class”
    “It’s Terrible!!!”

  • @johnrie18
    @johnrie18 9 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    I love absolutely every one of the extras they get to play the people in Pawnee. Everyone of them is so perfectly stupid and argumentative it's frighteningly believable and hilarious.

  • @jaivomi
    @jaivomi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    "He can FLY!"

    • @I_Am_Weezl
      @I_Am_Weezl ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its also the way he is saying it. Has me cracking every damn time 😂

  • @nicholasbutler153
    @nicholasbutler153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Who's here after the Florida masks meeting

    • @Felidang
      @Felidang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You tellin me this ISNT the Florida mask meeting?

  • @Straight90s
    @Straight90s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The Laura Linney line is possibly my favorite quote from the entire series

  • @that.guy11
    @that.guy11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    1:32 rings so, so true for anyone that has ever worked in a customer/public facing job. "You told me not to do the thing, so I did the thing and a bad thing happened and now I'm going to blame you for the bad thing"

  • @gustavogomes1581
    @gustavogomes1581 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "MY BIRD IS MISSING! I need a permit to post signs"
    "let me just look for that form..."
    "THERE'S NO TIME! HE CAN FLAH"

  • @giad2329
    @giad2329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “I’m not worried about the swine flu, I’ve already got the swine flu I’m worried about turtle flu!”
    “Turtle flu?”
    “turtle flu.”

    • @DEthe5150
      @DEthe5150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Easily the best (next to the guy worried about his bird and the other guy who wants to sit more).

  • @lorelaim3294
    @lorelaim3294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This show was ahead of its time

  • @harrisaziz1028
    @harrisaziz1028 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    'Her daughter is an idiot'

    • @harrisaziz1028
      @harrisaziz1028 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hector Gonzalez except for turnip except for turnip

    • @samsac3115
      @samsac3115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      harris aziz topless park

  • @CrownsDrink
    @CrownsDrink 8 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Reality is such a good inspiration lol👍🏻

    • @aleramone23
      @aleramone23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I guess this is not too far from the real deal.

    • @CrownsDrink
      @CrownsDrink 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alejandro Medina probably so

  • @jumbocatstudios7239
    @jumbocatstudios7239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “I found a sandwich in one of your parks, and I want to know why it didn’t have mayonnaise!”

  • @Neckky
    @Neckky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I don't know why but when the lady in pink starts jogging around Ron's circular desk as he spins away was one of my favorite moments of the show. I loved her in every cameo she did!

  • @Viruz32
    @Viruz32 8 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "Give me your email address, I just got AOL" hahahahaha I swear the writers for this show are geniuses.

    • @s0larsystemwolf
      @s0larsystemwolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you please tell me who this actor is?

    • @Viruz32
      @Viruz32 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@s0larsystemwolf no clue, sorry bro.

    • @jrave5353
      @jrave5353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@s0larsystemwolf I might be wrong but I think it’s Brendan Hunt (who now plays Coach Bears on Ted Lasso)

  • @blacksun1239
    @blacksun1239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “ I don’t know.. I’m just scared.” The mood for 2018

    • @DEthe5150
      @DEthe5150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Make that 2020

  • @daisydottie9252
    @daisydottie9252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “People caring loudly at me”

  • @emanlaer8945
    @emanlaer8945 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The guy about the fences and the income tax is Mike Scully, the executive producer. He also used to work on The Simpsons, and hearing him on the commentaries, hes a riot.

    • @letimoore
      @letimoore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He also collects stuffed pigs from famous movies lol. Hamuel Jackson from Pork Fiction

    • @bethanyoneal5789
      @bethanyoneal5789 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@letimoore That’s awesome

  • @eliahpati6615
    @eliahpati6615 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "KEEP THEM IN MY HOUSE?! WHERE I LIVE?!"

    • @aredub1847
      @aredub1847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the horror

  • @PR0MAN01
    @PR0MAN01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:42 Everyone right now

  • @miguele5077
    @miguele5077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3427

    All the anti-mask people be like

    • @Chino56751
      @Chino56751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Wow. Way off there.

    • @Chino56751
      @Chino56751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@christmasbenoit9336 They are a needless at most, and/or an exaggeration

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@Chino56751 I love how you just read "anti-mask" and you just thought "hmm OK this is my place"

    • @owencarpenter2326
      @owencarpenter2326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Agent Washington great where is your proof please link it and let everyone know what research says masks are ineffective

    • @DustinBKerensky97
      @DustinBKerensky97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@Chino56751
      "Let's all wear a mask and do our part." Virus rates go down.
      "Masks don't work! We're not wearing them anymore!" Virus rates go up.
      "I don't care! It's a hoax and I"m going to cough on people who tell me to put the mask back on!" Virus rates skyrocket to record levels.
      Reality is literally proving you wrong with every new day that dawns.

  • @boxianracer
    @boxianracer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    THERE'S NO TIME. HE CAN FLY.

  • @Thundersnort
    @Thundersnort 9 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Where the Hell is Harris wanting to open a 'topless park'?

    • @FairsleyDifference
      @FairsleyDifference 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tyler Durden It's in the Pawnee Animal Control compilation.

  • @allisonbilbey1948
    @allisonbilbey1948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “What am I supposed to do with my kids all day? Keep them inside in my house?? Where I live?” 😂

  • @danmaftei7633
    @danmaftei7633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    They found some impressive extras for these roles, they deliver their lines so perfectly.

  • @Visfen
    @Visfen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1689

    Parks and Recreation does an accurate representation of voters and especially the voters that get engaged in local politics.
    I hate people.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Visfen "I hate people" Hi, April

    • @lyndoncampbell4479
      @lyndoncampbell4479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You & me both mate!

  • @sokit2em
    @sokit2em 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "if the government is shut down, then who is gonna stop al qaeda?" lmfao

  • @violettheory
    @violettheory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That guy talking about us being wiped out by the flu was on some real shit.

  • @RJMacReady1
    @RJMacReady1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    First time I saw the pottery thing, it just flat out broke me. Caught me completely off guard. I think I laughed for 10 full minutes, and in the days after I kept coming back to it. It would crack me up every time. I watch it now years later and it still kinda gets me for some reason

  • @kathysanders8752
    @kathysanders8752 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    lmao! "I found a sandwich in one of your parks and I want to know why it didn't have mayonnaise?" lmao! these people are a trip!

  • @iHeartJace
    @iHeartJace 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    If you work with the public, you know this is no exaggeration. I have far crazier stories than this, but in the end, I love it and I love my job.

    • @richie8811
      @richie8811 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brenda Rodriguez relly... can u give an example. cuz I was curious if this was true... pity civil servants... you get shit on by people... and then round two by libertarians.

  • @A_A_K_123
    @A_A_K_123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    people caring loudly at me: "keep them in my house... where I live?!?!"

  • @floydhebert3684
    @floydhebert3684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:45 The prophet nobody listened to

  • @ControlDesigns
    @ControlDesigns 8 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    MAKE ME BOB

  • @radrom9617
    @radrom9617 10 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "what am i suppose to do with my kids, keep them at my house" WTF

  • @starbrozone
    @starbrozone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:47 that hits different

  • @serenevil
    @serenevil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:23 "So your department banned me from attending games for yelling 'you suck' at the players."
    "According to the complaint, you yelled it at five year old girls."
    "Who SUCK! _Why_ is that so hard to _understand_ ??!!!"
    I laughed so hard. I don't know why i was expecting him to see reason when Ron pointed out the age of the players.

    • @CaptainLumpyDog
      @CaptainLumpyDog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sen 'I'm not always up in arms about SOMETHING!'

  • @bennolaaa
    @bennolaaa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    THERE'S NO TIME. HE CAN FLY!

    • @sexhaie
      @sexhaie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ben mcguire "we should tax all things bad! Like racism... And women's vaginas!'