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  • Michael Scott is performing first aid techniques when the office suddenly breaks in to 'Staying Alive' by The Bee Gees.
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  • @russodidit
    @russodidit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22385

    "He has no wallet, I checked."
    comedy gold

    • @adiacasey6332
      @adiacasey6332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      russodidit ! I was literally about to comment this😂

    • @M--oy1pe
      @M--oy1pe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      In the casino night, He said that he usually steal things :)

    • @VectormanRxQueen
      @VectormanRxQueen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      russodidit ! Lol

    • @andygonzalez4216
      @andygonzalez4216 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES

    • @TingusPingus445
      @TingusPingus445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      russodidit ! What would we do without creed

  • @arvy7765
    @arvy7765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10472

    The awkward silence after Creed says "You're from the parking lot earlier that's how I know you" out of nowhere is just the funniest thing ever lmao

    • @standtwice5387
      @standtwice5387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      RV09 I did not get the joke 😭

    • @TheMomosnackerz
      @TheMomosnackerz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +615

      @@standtwice5387 The joke is that Creed is random and they all paused because it was such a random statement. They all probably paused to try and contain their laughter.

    • @tavor7381
      @tavor7381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂❤️

    • @lorib360
      @lorib360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      @@TheMomosnackerz Yes! And probably ALL Creed had been thinking about up to that point in the meeting was 'Where do I know her from? Where do I know her from?'. When he remembers he just blurts it out.

    • @4fingersnix
      @4fingersnix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      The look on the CPR instructor’s face after he says that slays me every time!

  • @iGrimmzy
    @iGrimmzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12857

    "No arms or legs is basically, how you exist right now, Kevin.
    You don't do anything."
    Lmao That roast.

    • @kam9343
      @kam9343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      *BOOM!* roasted

    • @missxmettastars5740
      @missxmettastars5740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      I liked how Kevin looked at the camera too XD

    • @thine.
      @thine. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      BOOM roasted

    • @weebsaretakingovertheworld1003
      @weebsaretakingovertheworld1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      `Grimmzy 0:33

    • @iGrimmzy
      @iGrimmzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@weebsaretakingovertheworld1003 lmao..
      He gives that look like hes thinking about something along the lines of.. "Really, Michael. I do some stuff. Like nap and eat."
      Lmao. Just something hed totally say, thinking it was a good rebuttal and he defended himself. The awkward, eye-roll fail was just as good. He didnt have to speak.

  • @michaelmcdonald7778
    @michaelmcdonald7778 ปีที่แล้ว +5004

    Used to actually teach first aid/CPR and AED training for lifeguards and I would always show this scene just as a mental break. Andy's singing along with Kelly's dancing always got the best laugh.

    • @JoaoSantos-pc5vm
      @JoaoSantos-pc5vm ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I do the same.... 👍🏼

    • @cyncerevideos5111
      @cyncerevideos5111 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's awesome

    • @marcioaso
      @marcioaso ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I lose it at "namanamanamana staying alive staying alive". What a doush..

    • @E_l_l_i_e
      @E_l_l_i_e ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The best part is that your name is Michael.

    • @JackSparrow-zj4hj
      @JackSparrow-zj4hj ปีที่แล้ว +7

      U've come a long way from this scene Michael

  • @iiTsMacca
    @iiTsMacca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22145

    How any of the actors kept a straight face during this is beyond me

    • @jaerysrg913
      @jaerysrg913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +802

      You can hear someone breaking character at 2:24 by laughing right after Dwight said Clarise, sounds like it was Mindy

    • @emad1355
      @emad1355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      JaerysRG it sounds more like Jenna to me

    • @ericdab221
      @ericdab221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      Look to Ed Helms face at O:56 thats your answer.

    • @abner1153
      @abner1153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Phyllis' *"We bury him"* 😂😂😂

    • @nashshaffer6235
      @nashshaffer6235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Clairice

  • @danielbueno8474
    @danielbueno8474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7160

    _"namanama namanama namanama namanama staying alive, staying alive."_
    Scott, Michael.

    • @Aaron_Sievers
      @Aaron_Sievers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I searched for this comment to leave a like.

    • @saritatambayong4002
      @saritatambayong4002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He's not wrong though.

    • @danielbueno8474
      @danielbueno8474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Aaron_Sievers Hey, thank you! :D

    • @aayushhayaran3927
      @aayushhayaran3927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      we need a t-shirt print with this quote written on it.

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Y- Okay. You didn't maintain 100 beats per minute."
      - Wet blanket with a stick up her-

  • @sharoncohen3803
    @sharoncohen3803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8367

    every time I think Dwight has officially reached his psychotic limit, he surprises me again

  • @spartancdc5117
    @spartancdc5117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1830

    “No arms or legs is basically how you live right now Kevin, you don’t do anything” 😂😂😂

    • @Dyscalculla
      @Dyscalculla ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Poor Kevin lmfaoooo

    • @RedjiyThornton
      @RedjiyThornton ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Savage

    • @LoraLindemann
      @LoraLindemann ปีที่แล้ว +35

      His face after that 😂

    • @FelixEsUnDios
      @FelixEsUnDios 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      "what quality of life would that be?"😆

    • @Dankdalorde
      @Dankdalorde 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That’s probably Michael’s sickest burn lol

  • @eliavim3169
    @eliavim3169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5011

    Only Michael would Confuse ‘Staying alive’ for ‘I will Survive’

    • @lupe4619
      @lupe4619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      That part is so underrated, I was dying laughing at that part

    • @Armor3d0ne
      @Armor3d0ne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Or maybe any other person that hasn't been born in the 60s.

    • @its_clean
      @its_clean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      We should expect nothing less of a man whose favorite Bruce Springsteen song is by Huey Lewis lol

    • @Jenicutaworker1
      @Jenicutaworker1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      omg i just realized those are differents song lmao

    • @inferics3602
      @inferics3602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That actually sounds like something I’d do😂

  • @austinoconnor9074
    @austinoconnor9074 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16682

    How the instructor in this scene feels is basically what it feels like to be a middle school teacher everyday.

    • @julianblake8385
      @julianblake8385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      I was thinking the same hahaha. Except I am a University Teacher in my country, pretty much the same.

    • @daisy-does-covers9712
      @daisy-does-covers9712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      That’s me but just because I’m the student it’s different. I’m the quiet one lol

    • @likeconfetti7064
      @likeconfetti7064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      OMG YES. This is EXACTLY what came to my mind too.

    • @saimahramen
      @saimahramen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      If this isn’t a mood.

    • @Lyn-ss1hg
      @Lyn-ss1hg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      My social studies teacher played this in our class to convey this lmao. It's even better because my class (his seventh period) is literally his least favorite.

  • @wyvernhart9180
    @wyvernhart9180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8910

    “How bout no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Kevin, you don’t do anything”
    Lmao damn what a roast. And Kevin’s expression after was just the cherry on top.

    • @conorblake6716
      @conorblake6716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      BOOM ROASTED

    • @BulletBoyGaming
      @BulletBoyGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Suddenly don’t feel bad when you realize Kevin stealing money from the company for soo dam long.

    • @whatthefuckiswater2055
      @whatthefuckiswater2055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I would call it a roast, but Kevin would probably eat it

    • @pilarmontanogavira1860
      @pilarmontanogavira1860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *kevin frowns* :(

    • @elferson
      @elferson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its just not though is it

  • @shortranga9623
    @shortranga9623 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    I feel like if you've never watched The Office, this episode is fully encompasses what the show is about, how the characters are and the humor lol.

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Although the intro was more chaotic and wacky then what we are used to. Just compare season 2 “The Fire” to this.

    • @mgardner219
      @mgardner219 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Watching this clip is what made want to give the show a shot and I'm glad I did.

    • @gordonlekfors2708
      @gordonlekfors2708 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the question is how he managed to perfectly cut the face off, make holes, and pose in just 4 seconds

    • @as94974
      @as94974 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I'll start watching after this

    • @Njbear7453
      @Njbear7453 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mgardner219same here

  • @dylangettier06
    @dylangettier06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7122

    When Dwight turned around with the face of the dummie on his face I died

    • @mariaruiz555
      @mariaruiz555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Same

    • @llys9947
      @llys9947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      When he said "At ease," I started crying

    • @kurioki123
      @kurioki123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      What about when you notice he left his glasses on the dummy? 😂

    • @czure94
      @czure94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      @@llys9947 It was "Clarisse"
      He was quoting Hannibal

    • @llys9947
      @llys9947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@czure94 Ohhhh, okay! My bad.

  • @dabeastfromdaweast9788
    @dabeastfromdaweast9788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5313

    This two and a half minute scene has literally everything that is amazing about the office crammed into it. Michael's iconic attitude, a tongue and cheek quip from Jim, random but hilarious interjection from Creed, Kevin being an awkward but lovable teddy bear, Andy singing, Kelly feeling herself, and topped off with one of the most memorable times of Dwight being a literal psychopath.
    It's no surprise this scene keeps going viral, you watch this quick video and you get reminded of every little quirk you love about this show and all of a sudden you're binge watching it on Netflix again.

    • @emmaarmstrong744
      @emmaarmstrong744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Da Beast From Da Weast well it’s not on Netflix so well done genius

    • @dabeastfromdaweast9788
      @dabeastfromdaweast9788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@emmaarmstrong744 it's on Netflix until 2021, so nice try genius

    • @w1nnfield
      @w1nnfield 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      IntoDarknesss tf are you talking about it is on Netflix Einstein

    • @emmaarmstrong744
      @emmaarmstrong744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Da Beast From Da Weast no it’s really not

    • @emmaarmstrong744
      @emmaarmstrong744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dabeastfromdaweast9788 ah you're from the us right?

  • @Reinrosannir
    @Reinrosannir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15570

    "it cost us $3500"
    "Five thousand three hundred for a dummy?"

    • @willbowden6897
      @willbowden6897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1067

      Michael's math is so great

    • @tmoneybig6868
      @tmoneybig6868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1323

      @@willbowden6897 It's because he divides and counts to it

    • @captainamerica8701
      @captainamerica8701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      $3500 for a dummy is really stupid

    • @IIIIIllllllIIIII
      @IIIIIllllllIIIII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      @@captainamerica8701 it's a dummy not stupid

    • @ciobanubucur
      @ciobanubucur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      Oh, you're paying way too much for dummies, man. Who's your dummy guy?

  • @iknowexactlywhoyouare8701
    @iknowexactlywhoyouare8701 ปีที่แล้ว +1793

    This show is utterly genius. No laugh tracks telling you what's funny. Just silent chaos. It's perfect.

    • @gordonlekfors2708
      @gordonlekfors2708 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      it's OK at best. but the real question is how he managed to perfectly cut the face off and make holes in 4 seconds

    • @MattEBF5
      @MattEBF5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@gordonlekfors2708 practice

    • @andymcclurg9916
      @andymcclurg9916 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I've seen you post this comment on two clips and I suspect it's not an isolated incident. I've had enough.

    • @ReiseLukas
      @ReiseLukas ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Laugh tracks are overhated. Yes they get used too much but there are shows with live audiences and those laughs are great

    • @MattEBF5
      @MattEBF5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ReiseLukas that's not a laugh track, that's the genuine article

  • @ControlDesigns
    @ControlDesigns 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5523

    I love how he gave the dummy his glasses in exchange for it's face haha

    • @dianab1008
      @dianab1008 8 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      I JUST NOTICED. 😂😂

    • @hrivera007
      @hrivera007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Seen this scene hundreds of times and never noticed that

    • @provenriveter
      @provenriveter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      DONT FORGET THE NOSES HE MADE XD

    • @provenriveter
      @provenriveter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Noises*

    • @alexanderhamilton3333
      @alexanderhamilton3333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +Pumpkin headisin I know that Silence of the Lambs reference was awesome.

  • @9000-o7g
    @9000-o7g 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4235

    When he cut the face off and started making that noise I was laughing so loud

    • @scilla2523
      @scilla2523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Steven Morse is he copying a scary movie??? I can’t remember which one if he is!!

    • @9000-o7g
      @9000-o7g 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It is the Texas chainsaw massacre I think .

    • @scilla2523
      @scilla2523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Actually I rewatched it! You can hear Dwight say “Clarice” which is Silence of the Lambs. Still hilarious 🤣

    • @9000-o7g
      @9000-o7g 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Your right it even looks like him but with the suite on .

    • @jaredgalarza
      @jaredgalarza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Scilla Ann its from Silence of the lambs! 😂😂 its a really good movie I recommend you should watch it

  • @cyberdroid2300
    @cyberdroid2300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2817

    Dwight: "Clarisse"
    **makes slurping sound**
    best part of this scene

    • @ashdaddy7294
      @ashdaddy7294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ikua Muita what movie is it from

    • @tie6601
      @tie6601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Ash Daddy the silence of the lambs

    • @cyberdroid2300
      @cyberdroid2300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ashdaddy7294 Hannibal Lecter. Search, "face mask hannibal lecter" (I hope that's how you spell it).

    • @thesteelgriffin4205
      @thesteelgriffin4205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I couldn’t breathe I was laughing too hard

    • @orbitalrped
      @orbitalrped 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol I always thought he said at ease

  • @in2itivelady
    @in2itivelady ปีที่แล้ว +704

    The “five thousand, three hundred dollars” line from Michael was just 😂 perfection

    • @ylianafranco9857
      @ylianafranco9857 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’m watching the episode now for the 20th time😂and I forgot how great that line was!

    • @garzonwhite1029
      @garzonwhite1029 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      david wallace expression is unique

    • @jamesnelson8469
      @jamesnelson8469 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The fact that Michael doesn’t know thirty five hundred is three thousand five hundred haha

    • @joeskis
      @joeskis 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      But I don't get it. What math is he doing to get to 5,300

    • @snailmail2000
      @snailmail2000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Had to have been a blooper they left in. But the confused face David makes after just made it funny

  • @lalalala5089
    @lalalala5089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8756

    Michael confused
    "Stayin' alive" with "i will survive"
    Subtle joke at his idiocy

    • @vlvchii
      @vlvchii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      I just noticed this... I just thought it was a part of the song I didnt remember because it sounded so familiar and I dont listen to that kind of music much. Thanks for helping me get that joke.

    • @lalalala5089
      @lalalala5089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@vlvchii
      All in a day's work

    • @kurioki123
      @kurioki123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I did almost the same thing for around 15 yrs. I'm now 22 😂
      I know now they're different songs for some reason sometimes I thought of them as the same song haha

    • @UxCANxDOxIT
      @UxCANxDOxIT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      These comments made me realize how dumb the public is, don't think the joke was meant to be subtle at all. It's pretty obvious.

    • @lalalala5089
      @lalalala5089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@UxCANxDOxIT
      Maybe you're more in touch with your feminine side than the rest of us?

  • @Lotus-Son
    @Lotus-Son 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24228

    If you wanted to sum up the office in 3 minutes, this is the video

    • @chioma916
      @chioma916 9 ปีที่แล้ว +605

      don't forget "the fire" episode. best. episode. ever.

    • @holstfly1
      @holstfly1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      +chioma uruakpa its the same episode

    • @MahalaniM
      @MahalaniM 9 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      +holstfly1 No its not. The Fire was season 2 were Ryan accidentally starts a fire in the toaster oven. This is Stress relief.

    • @holstfly1
      @holstfly1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      +MahalaniM oh I get it because this episode started with a fire that's why I believed he meant this episode.

    • @chioma916
      @chioma916 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      holstfly1 *she, but yeah lol
      whoops.

  • @fa-ls9jw
    @fa-ls9jw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8821

    "where are the arms and legs?" "WHERE ARE THEY"

    • @atheris1641
      @atheris1641 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      WHERE ARE THE TURTLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
      WHERE ARE THEYYY

    • @jessicaennis8507
      @jessicaennis8507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @nosferatu6385
      @nosferatu6385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I would love to live without any legs.

    • @johncabbot2478
      @johncabbot2478 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phantom 2017 you’d stick it on her for sure

    • @ANDREW1237189
      @ANDREW1237189 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop thinking out loud

  • @adham66425
    @adham66425 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    1:23
    kelly's dancing in the most inappropriate situation.
    micheal stupidly beating with andy.
    creed vibing in the back.
    it's just too much.

    • @schqrr
      @schqrr ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fr

    • @jamespaul3622
      @jamespaul3622 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don't forget Dwight was also jammin'.
      This is by far my favorite episode of the best show ever.

  • @ahaskarkarde4163
    @ahaskarkarde4163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4115

    The fact that Dwight was able to cut the face off, carve out holes on it AND made it fit his face perfectly in just seconds always amazes me.

    • @leah7348
      @leah7348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      Well, if he can skin a mule deer in under ten minutes-

    • @EmperorAnimates777
      @EmperorAnimates777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      yeah i don't think that the first time he'd done it...

    • @ricardorojas9284
      @ricardorojas9284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Well Dwight has the perfect face shape exempt for his nose so maybe possible

    • @patrickwannafightaboutit6338
      @patrickwannafightaboutit6338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Dwight is a Goddamn lunatic...I love it

    • @the_batmobile0.4
      @the_batmobile0.4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why? He's dwight

  • @Rubens_991
    @Rubens_991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4530

    "We only have minutes to harvest"

    • @Taylor-mh5ot
      @Taylor-mh5ot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Where is the hart the presses hart

    • @evanallaire2829
      @evanallaire2829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Organs and tissue that can be donated include: heart, kidneys, lungs, pancreas, liver, intestines, corneas, skin, tendons, bone, nerve and heart valves. so good luck

    • @Acexi1
      @Acexi1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Give me some ice and a styrofoam bucket!

    • @ShadowNinja452
      @ShadowNinja452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He has no wallet; I checked

    • @TechGroupF430i
      @TechGroupF430i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Taylor-mh5ot *heart *precious

  • @saraclicia2621
    @saraclicia2621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3572

    It’s the “Clarisse” part that gets me every time. I just can’t.

    • @dwightschrute9220
      @dwightschrute9220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sara Clicia, me too!

    • @robbie._.7914
      @robbie._.7914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      *Clarisse~*

    • @samonthemoon6455
      @samonthemoon6455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I love how he puts the glasses back on the doll too

    • @King_Grizzly
      @King_Grizzly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It still makes me cry laughing to this day. Never gets old.

    • @Meatloaf8
      @Meatloaf8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I never understood this but last night I watched silence of the lambs and now it’s way funnier than it was before. 😂

  • @MariotheMastermind
    @MariotheMastermind ปีที่แล้ว +5785

    I love how Dwight just casually has a knife on him at all times.

    • @lucasguenesmenezes6416
      @lucasguenesmenezes6416 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      I wasn't even surprised, knowing who's Dwight it looks like a thing he would actually do

    • @robertcarldecker
      @robertcarldecker ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@lucasguenesmenezes6416 I wonder if he carries that with him when he travels by plane…

    • @gabrielxbb723
      @gabrielxbb723 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Haven't you seen all the weapons he hides all over the office?

    • @1tristan247
      @1tristan247 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Crocodile Dundee's cubicle worker counterpart

    • @gordonlekfors2708
      @gordonlekfors2708 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      the real question is how he managed to perfectly cut the face off and make holes in 4 seconds

  • @andrewgriesel1049
    @andrewgriesel1049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2828

    I know it's 5 years late, but can we appreciate how everything was perfect in this clip:
    -acting
    -timing
    -camera work
    -editing
    -script writing
    ... And most importantly, every single character pretty much epitomizing themselves in such a short clip.

    • @jetnut89
      @jetnut89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was funny but it wasn't that great.

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@jetnut89 It got an Oscar for best episode of a comedy series, so.

    • @lorib360
      @lorib360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wow - I just said the same thing about the characters! But you said it so much more eloquently... This scene is an impressive accomplishment for all involved.

    • @02sideshow
      @02sideshow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jetnut89 never watch another Office epiosde

    • @tennisdude52278
      @tennisdude52278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      drServitis I think you mean it got an Emmy

  • @donnybwisor
    @donnybwisor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1766

    2:16 when Michael asks Stanley if he's ok then give the camera that "look at me applying what I just learned" look. So subtle and so brilliant.

    • @vzm4663
      @vzm4663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Yeah I noticed that too- really subtle detail, but I assumed it was just Michael wanting to see if the camera was on him, so he can make sure that they see him being nice to Stanley xD

    • @MissRoux
      @MissRoux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@vzm4663 That's such a Michael thing to do!! I love it!

    • @vzm4663
      @vzm4663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@MissRoux Yeah, its so in line with Michael's character- he *is* a nice person, but at the same time, he also wants to make sure that people know that about him xD

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's just being self centered like he always is.

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vzm4663 I see his character as someone who wants everyone to like him

  • @spooks8647
    @spooks8647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2438

    Creed has 2 lines in this whole scene and they are comedy gold

    • @jacobsilverman4645
      @jacobsilverman4645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Spooks Rat You were in the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you!!!!

    • @shock236
      @shock236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      He has no wallet, I checked.

    • @UKEDNHAT7
      @UKEDNHAT7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He is by far my 4th favourite character

    • @kyleneopperman6186
      @kyleneopperman6186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doom Slayer, what’s the other three

    • @UKEDNHAT7
      @UKEDNHAT7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kyleneopperman6186 1st: Michael 2nd: Jim 3rd: Dwight 4th: creed

  • @lukeilomo3209
    @lukeilomo3209 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    The way Michael asks "hey Stanley are you okay?" and looks at the camera just kills me 😂😂😂

    • @gordonlekfors2708
      @gordonlekfors2708 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *character looks at camera*
      The Office fans: this is the best thing I've seen lol!
      the question is how Dwight managed to perfectly cut the face off, make holes, and pose in just 4 seconds

    • @llumious
      @llumious ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gordonlekfors2708 get out of this dude it's a comedy show do you think anyone cares about that?

    • @jayzt705
      @jayzt705 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@gordonlekfors2708no that's no one's question

    • @brandonblake320
      @brandonblake320 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Michael was looking genuinely concerned for Stanley 😂😂😂😂

  • @darcassan
    @darcassan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1437

    I was shown this clip while taking a CPR/first aid class for work

    • @brokenpromises9626
      @brokenpromises9626 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I was shown this in my health class.

    • @keenai5652
      @keenai5652 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      same i got this scene shown to me in my medical skills class

    • @El1society
      @El1society 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Steven Bringhurst wish my teacher showed me this when we went over the unit 😂

    • @StarmanAerospace
      @StarmanAerospace 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Steven Bringhurst Same, but mine was in school

    • @flintrocks
      @flintrocks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      your kidding right XD so thats some good CPR advice she is giving eh?

  • @Silentbob1494
    @Silentbob1494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6414

    "We've learned from our mistakes, and now Dwight *KNOWS* not to cut the face off a real person." Is probably one of the most underrated lines i've ever heard.

  • @totalturtleable
    @totalturtleable 8 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Dwight put his glasses on the dummy, which is amazing

  • @Juicy1991
    @Juicy1991 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    HOW DID I MISS DWIGHT SAYING “CLARICE” 😂😂😂😂

    • @IRFSI
      @IRFSI ปีที่แล้ว +42

      At first confused it to "At ease" 😅😂😂🤣

    • @gordonlekfors2708
      @gordonlekfors2708 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      the real question is how he managed to perfectly cut the face off and make holes in 4 seconds

    • @collegerebel
      @collegerebel ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@gordonlekfors2708
      Probably the same reason for Mose running so fast; they're freaks.

    • @AAAAAaAaAaAaAa823
      @AAAAAaAaAaAaAa823 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to think that it said "Marice" or "Paris"

    • @linalool3182
      @linalool3182 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      is this a reference to Halloween or Friday the 13th?

  • @realdavidii
    @realdavidii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17688

    _"He has no wallet, I checked"_
    *This line is so underrated lmfao*

    • @whizzrard
      @whizzrard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Classic Creed 😂

    • @-The-Golden-God-
      @-The-Golden-God- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      666th like 🤘

    • @인천아저씨
      @인천아저씨 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      anyone but Creed. we agree he did

    • @emmabennett7699
      @emmabennett7699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      timestamp?

    • @-The-Golden-God-
      @-The-Golden-God- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@emmabennett7699It's a 3 minute video, just watch it 😂

  • @sir_excuseme
    @sir_excuseme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4856

    "He has no wallet I checked " 😩😂 I love creed!!

    • @intheshade3018
      @intheshade3018 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I just love when when everyone in the office is playing a murder mystery game and they say create as a suspect and he just drives off way over the speed limit

    • @intheshade3018
      @intheshade3018 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i meen creed not create

    • @ClayDabbler
      @ClayDabbler 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      When Creed was the boss for a while lol 😂 Pam. Having to pretend to be clients, his song on the last ep was nice tho

    • @akllls617
      @akllls617 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you're beautiful 😍 what's your IG

    • @sir_excuseme
      @sir_excuseme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andi Sanchez thank you I don't have ig

  • @kgldude
    @kgldude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13583

    The fact that Dwight cut off the dummy's face so fast gives me the impression that he's had practice.

    • @TheFlyingScotzman
      @TheFlyingScotzman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      These people are sick.

    • @JughedGreenz
      @JughedGreenz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      Plot twist: He's the Scranton Strangler 💀

    • @eliyahkaz
      @eliyahkaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      He can skin a mule deer in under 10 min,hello!

    • @Renn13
      @Renn13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      well duuuh thats the point hes good at that stuff

    • @Eriksvensson4231
      @Eriksvensson4231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Whats the name.. frazzledrip? I think McAffe put the clip out, but I didnt start it.

  • @Skippz2282
    @Skippz2282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    “Clarice” dwight always kills me with that spot on impersonation 😭😂

    • @gordonlekfors2708
      @gordonlekfors2708 ปีที่แล้ว

      the question is how he managed to perfectly cut the face off in just 4 seconds. it's a contrived show, to say the least

  • @cheesesteakphilly
    @cheesesteakphilly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Perfect clip to show just about everyone's mannerisms, we even have David Wallace. All we're really missing is Toby lol.

    • @JohnDanielTorrance
      @JohnDanielTorrance 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      +cheesesteakphilly Let me tell you about that innocent I sent to death row known as The Scranton Strangler...

    • @dobriVilHanting
      @dobriVilHanting 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +cheesesteakphilly Nobody misses Toby. No.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +cheesesteakphilly this clip about the office performing first aid is all you need to know...if you enjoyed it then you will enjoy the series...it perfectly introduces each character and its funny...also its the best clip to show someone who wants to watch the series but cant get into the first episode...

    • @PrinceTrexus
      @PrinceTrexus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "NOOOO! NO!!! OH DEAR GOD NO!!!" ~ Michael Scott

    • @rebekahthomson6552
      @rebekahthomson6552 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +cheesesteakphilly Fuck Toby.

  • @Tobstarrilez
    @Tobstarrilez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8654

    Fun fact: this episode (arguable the best in the shows history) was written by the actor who plays Toby

    • @audreyssa3786
      @audreyssa3786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      wait rlly i thought bj novak is the writer of the office but idk tho

    • @joshuaespinoza2117
      @joshuaespinoza2117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +496

      @@audreyssa3786 their are multiple writers :p

    • @audreyssa3786
      @audreyssa3786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@joshuaespinoza2117 ohh i didnt know thanks

    • @EliPlayzzz
      @EliPlayzzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      This episode is my favorite. Fire drill, then First Aid, Meditation Fail, and then the Michael Scott Roast to end it all off lol

    • @orangefishenterprises5895
      @orangefishenterprises5895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@EliPlayzzz aye it was one of the good ones

  • @theseageek
    @theseageek 8 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    It's truly amazing and impressive that they could fit in so many funny moments in just one scene. Best of all, there's no laughing track in this show.

    • @DeathSurgeonKid
      @DeathSurgeonKid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes. You can decide on your own when something is funny and when it's not.

    • @theseageek
      @theseageek 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +SurgeonKid yes, that's the key idea. This allows the audience to have their own analysis of every moment. That's he magic of this show.

    • @cocoxo7873
      @cocoxo7873 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's no laugh track because it's not a sitcom

    • @emartinez2740
      @emartinez2740 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +CocoXo and because it's supposed to be a "documentary". The good thing about this scene is thsy you can watch it 10 times and look at different details that are funny and you may have missed before.

    • @theseageek
      @theseageek 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If Netflix takes this show down, we riot!

  • @Hells-Best-Demon
    @Hells-Best-Demon ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Something I find hilarious is when Michael sings "At first I was afraid, I was petrified", he's not singing 'Staying Alive', he's singing 'I Will Survive' 😂😂

    • @LoraLindemann
      @LoraLindemann ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Do you know that song?"
      "Yes, yes, I do. I love that song."

    • @kuziverthd7856
      @kuziverthd7856 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s what I was thinking I was confused

    • @kingston5640
      @kingston5640 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Actually, it can be a good trick as well than just the Stayin Alive song because after like 10-15 seconds of the I will survive song from Demi Lovato if I’m correct, it will have a good tune to pump with. If you don’t understand, then you can listen to I Will Survive from Demi Lovato and you’ll know what I’m talking about.

    • @Saruman38
      @Saruman38 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@kingston5640 Works just as well with the original Gloria Gaynor version.

  • @ryanm.191
    @ryanm.191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3285

    We just going to ignore that creed already checked if the dummy had a wallet

    • @IJNAoba9-25-26
      @IJNAoba9-25-26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ryan M. Probably wanted some cash money

    • @joshuakoppes3665
      @joshuakoppes3665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Lol the fact the he checked in the first place

    • @lancejohnson8847
      @lancejohnson8847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That’s why Creed and Jim are tied for my favorite character. Creed is just so fuckin insane😂

    • @averageytwatcher2060
      @averageytwatcher2060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lance Johnson why is Jim your favorite character?

    • @lancejohnson8847
      @lancejohnson8847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tik Toxic Show kinda leads the viewer that way tbh. Probably because he’s the opposite of Creed, I like having polar opposite favorites.

  • @psychoaztecs
    @psychoaztecs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1417

    this had me laughing for weeks.

    • @v8nquish
      @v8nquish 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @trafalgusapple6948
      @trafalgusapple6948 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Laughing for weeks would have caused severe asphyxiation and later death. So please do not lie.

    • @jeepee93
      @jeepee93 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bro do you even medicine

    • @80sbabyshaditthebest18
      @80sbabyshaditthebest18 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're stupid if you believe this person actually meant that for 2 weeks straight, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week that they did nothing but laugh. Some comments just don't need to be made and your comment is one of them.

    • @trafalgusapple6948
      @trafalgusapple6948 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      80's baby's had it the best Your'e even stupider if you really think I though he really meant he was laughing and wasn't joking.

  • @nubby7253
    @nubby7253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2338

    I love Kelly's dance that she does when Andy starts singing.

  • @BS_stuG
    @BS_stuG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    "I will divide, and then count to it."

    • @yuvilatel
      @yuvilatel 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      what did jim say before michael scott said "I will divide, and then count to it"

    • @BS_stuG
      @BS_stuG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Chicken Guy Michael asked how many beats per hour is 100 beats per minute, and Jim was like "how's that gonna help you?"

    • @yuvilatel
      @yuvilatel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jawel Zimbabwe ty kind sir :)

    • @razkable
      @razkable 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      was michael trying to figure out how many minutes there are in an hour instead of focus on the heart beats cause if thats the joke its really clever lol...it hidden..instead of just nonsense...

    • @pikkuadi
      @pikkuadi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      It's so random and so freaking hilarious.

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1606

    _"Ok, look David, this is why we have training. We start with the dummy and learn from our mistakes. . . . and now Dwight knows not to cut the face off of a real person."_
    See? He's learning.

    • @jsinitials1488
      @jsinitials1488 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I hate to think what they would do with an AED. Probably throw it away and use jumper cables and a wet-cell battery. LOL

    • @inesar1993
      @inesar1993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's hilarious hahahahahah but I didn't understand why he said 5 thousand... (not from USA and I speak spanis as my mother language so don't know) but it should be 3 thousand 5 hundred or am I wrong? hahaha

    • @inwoodog
      @inwoodog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thirty five hundred is just another way of saying it. its easier to say in my opinion but i think the joke is that Michael is also a dummy for not knowing his numbers when his job involves numbers lol

    • @inesar1993
      @inesar1993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thanks! hahahahaha damn I love Michael and his dumbness (= so freaking funny hahaha

    • @MichaelBradley1967
      @MichaelBradley1967 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or blow out the power for the entire block.

  • @animo9050
    @animo9050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5154

    "we need to harvest the organs"
    *Proceeds to stab where his heart would be*

  • @IamBuffal0
    @IamBuffal0 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    2:17 that emotional whiplash from worrying about Stanley to seeing Dwight put the Dummie skin over his face... I can't stop cracking up!

  • @AnujKumar-em8lv
    @AnujKumar-em8lv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2293

    This is literally the best episode of the office, it starts with the fake fire "Today smoking is gonna save lives" and then to this epic scene and further

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dwight commits at least two acts that would result in instant termination

    • @serlancerlot315
      @serlancerlot315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      don't forget the mini movie starring Jack Black and Jessica Elba, and then the roast show.

    • @neakarlsson1923
      @neakarlsson1923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      and this episode was written by Paul Lieberstein who plays "Toby" lol

    • @MekkaSG
      @MekkaSG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmaoo omg the fire escape scene literally had me laughing so hard I almost threw up .

  • @FloridaWaterAdventures
    @FloridaWaterAdventures 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3913

    "Now Dwight knows not the cut the face off a real person."

    • @CatsArePeopleToo
      @CatsArePeopleToo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      David's face😂

    • @Unfazed1888
      @Unfazed1888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I just realized they had to go to New York TWICE for disciplinary reasons in this episode. xD

    • @xXxJSCOTTxXx
      @xXxJSCOTTxXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had to learn the hard way...

    • @sammillward62
      @sammillward62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You know Michael, that comes naturally to most people.

    • @rosamelfierro6093
      @rosamelfierro6093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CatsArePeopleToo "Clarisse". Jajajaja. Best show ever.

  • @selenamurrell9967
    @selenamurrell9967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5976

    David “it was 3500 dollars”
    Michael “5 thousand 3 hundred for a dummie?”😂😂

    • @CCeja92
      @CCeja92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      I guess Michael is German

    • @laurawilson5202
      @laurawilson5202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Haha english is not my mothertongue so I thought I misunderstood what the price was at first 😂

    • @bigzeezy1733
      @bigzeezy1733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Lmao. There reaction when he said that,😂😂😂

    • @silastillotson5031
      @silastillotson5031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Team Zeezy *their

    • @TheWasteAccount
      @TheWasteAccount 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Laura Wilson nope he purposely said it wrong to make it seem like hes dumb

  • @TheDonDiego
    @TheDonDiego 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Andy is very underpreciated and talented, i love how they look in the camera😂😂😂

  • @rhysm7
    @rhysm7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    "No, they aren't breathing. They also have no arms or legs, if we come across somebody with no arms or legs, what's the point resuscitating them?" - Micheal Gary Scott

    • @HungAF
      @HungAF 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Laina Majcen yeah, I also watched the clip.

    • @radioheadinc
      @radioheadinc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where are they!?

    • @alexeverett308
      @alexeverett308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No arms and legs is basically how you exist now, Kevin. You don't do anything.

  • @supermeme7377
    @supermeme7377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3683

    1:21 Kelly's unnecessary dancing still gets me everytime

    • @ollikoskiniemi6221
      @ollikoskiniemi6221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I usually find her kinda petty and annoying but I liked her dancing for some reason

    • @user-hd8ej8yx9p
      @user-hd8ej8yx9p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yes I dance in imitation of her anytime I hear this song and no one around me gets the reference

    • @rachelwood9438
      @rachelwood9438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ollikoskiniemi6221 same🤣

    • @SoDamnMetal
      @SoDamnMetal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Technically, is dancing ever necessary?

    • @fabioladeleon802
      @fabioladeleon802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kills me! Hahahahhahaha🤣🤣🤣

  • @RumpLeINtiLINsKinnIN
    @RumpLeINtiLINsKinnIN 7 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    this might be one of the greatest tv scenes of all time

  • @chickenclips
    @chickenclips 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This scene is by far one of the funniest and best scenes of the entire series. Cracks me up every time

  • @Imperious123
    @Imperious123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1643

    This was the best episode on the Office. Not just this scene, but if anyone remembers the Fire Drill scene was also in this episode.

    • @adorkablybrieski4774
      @adorkablybrieski4774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Blake Sosebee SAVE BANDIT!! *CRASH*

    • @gloomypeace281
      @gloomypeace281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Anddd it was written by the character playing Toby!

    • @AnishJoshi11
      @AnishJoshi11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blake Sosebee which epi and season is this?

    • @Imperious123
      @Imperious123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Season 5/Episode 14 "Stress Relief: Part 1"

    • @browndd
      @browndd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blake Sosebee - Yeah I think so 2. The first time I saw this episode I laughed so hard it hurt.

  • @Slakenji
    @Slakenji 7 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    "Check for an organ donor card if he has one we only have minutes to harvest." 😂😂

    • @mcr2124
      @mcr2124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "He has no wallet, I checked." 😂😂😂

    • @geektome4781
      @geektome4781 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      “Where’s the heart? The precious heart....”

    • @tRapdontRap
      @tRapdontRap 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Geek To Me that shit gets me everytime so creepy lmao

    • @SUPERLINKX2
      @SUPERLINKX2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Geek To Me "I'm not feelin' too well. I think i need to sit down."

    • @MrGrenade121
      @MrGrenade121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Dwight wears dummy mask and hisses"

  • @saulreyna72
    @saulreyna72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5465

    David: “We had to pay for it. Cost us thirty five hundred dollars.”
    Michael: “5,300 dollars for a dummy?”

    • @PinkyakaAyannaj
      @PinkyakaAyannaj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      So over everybody's head 💀💀💀😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🏆🏆🏆🏆💙👥🙏🙏

    • @lisaconnor980
      @lisaconnor980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wow 😂

    • @skeptical_penguin
      @skeptical_penguin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I don't get it. Did he just swap the 3 and 5?

    • @saulreyna72
      @saulreyna72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Skeptical_penguin yes

    • @yoshi9538
      @yoshi9538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I was like DUUUUDE you're an accountant ffs

  • @es_for1
    @es_for1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    In 3 minutes they were able to fit so many great jokes

    • @razkable
      @razkable 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Woojoo333 genius

  • @kp66549
    @kp66549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    How many times I've watched this and I just now noticed that Dwight put his glasses on the faceless dummy while he did his whole Silence of the Lambs bit lol

    • @Royal_Fortune
      @Royal_Fortune 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow I just noticed that thanks to you. That’s some attention to detail

  • @affleberryfondue5288
    @affleberryfondue5288 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "Living with no arms & no legs is basically how you exist right now Kevin, you don't do anything." 🤣🤣🤣
    Michael with the nice burn in the beginning is hilarious.

  • @daemonrightnow.8427
    @daemonrightnow.8427 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4420

    "No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now Kevin, you don't do anything"
    Im fucking dead lmfao

    • @J_131
      @J_131 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I was crying hahahaha

    • @koi404
      @koi404 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Avery K
      The Quote that describes my College Life 😭😂😂

    • @SugarHoneyIceTea90
      @SugarHoneyIceTea90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Avery K boom, roasted

    • @mayamyrdahl8686
      @mayamyrdahl8686 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SAME, I DIED X.X

    • @anonymousanonymous4764
      @anonymousanonymous4764 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Avery K I

  • @KineticKyle30
    @KineticKyle30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7046

    "How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now Kevin. You don't do anything."
    Edit: Thank you 7.2k + people who liked my post of one of Michael’s best insults.

    • @user_ssp
      @user_ssp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Boom roasted!

    • @spencerguy1186
      @spencerguy1186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Angela, where's Angela. Oh there she is, sorry I couldn't see you behind that grain of rice.
      Boom roasted

    • @NarutoUzumaki-cr8bu
      @NarutoUzumaki-cr8bu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “Yes, we watched the video”
      - comment bot

    • @cheesemccheese5780
      @cheesemccheese5780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@NarutoUzumaki-cr8bu "Yes, I read your comment"
      -comment bot

    • @andybernard4097
      @andybernard4097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And Im gayer than oscar!
      Boom! Self-roasted.

  • @Last_Respecter
    @Last_Respecter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Love Michael's fake concern for Stanley "Are you okay?? *looks at camera*"

    • @peta-butter2744
      @peta-butter2744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A.R Baig 😂😂😂😂yeAh me too

    • @Alex-xq2br
      @Alex-xq2br 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HAHAHAHAHA

  • @gege7669
    @gege7669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When Michael start singing "First i was afraid" - Andy holding back smile

  • @allisonmenard1806
    @allisonmenard1806 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1306

    "Now Dwight knows, not to cut the face off of a real person."

    • @SolidusShadow29
      @SolidusShadow29 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Progress!

    • @naughtyskywalker9292
      @naughtyskywalker9292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It is an important lesson. If it was not for this video, I would not have known not to cut a man's face during Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation.
      *Thank you internet.*

    • @sarah-tk1of
      @sarah-tk1of 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lesson learned, never again

  • @nathannate7264
    @nathannate7264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1830

    "you were in the parking lot earlier....that's how i know you! :) " LOL LOL

    • @theungreatkahli
      @theungreatkahli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nathan Nate LMAO 😂😂💀

    • @azuli8016
      @azuli8016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can someone please explain to me the joke?

    • @hamon4541
      @hamon4541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@azuli8016 he is known of saying random shit no one cares about

    • @JHulse29
      @JHulse29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@azuli8016 he's a hilarious crazy old man

    • @totalslacker54
      @totalslacker54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's his fuckin BOSS too hahahahah crazy ass Creed, sooo damn good

  • @HydroVector13
    @HydroVector13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7114

    2:19 Dwight's portrayal of Hannibal Lecter is criminally underrated
    "Clarice" sounded very very realistic 😂

    • @kalyejerky180
      @kalyejerky180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      wtf, i just noticed and i suddenly got shivers

    • @phosphorusdaemon7
      @phosphorusdaemon7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      my fav part of the scene

    • @maraiabaravilala7224
      @maraiabaravilala7224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      My face just turned red 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lilginger4701
      @lilginger4701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I straight up think they got Anthony Hopkins on here and did a voice over. I’m just sayin

    • @ravenbearden6695
      @ravenbearden6695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I can't stop laughing

  • @MrBaldovinos
    @MrBaldovinos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Andy dancing around the instructor is just hilarious 😂

  • @sanfran224
    @sanfran224 8 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    - Do you know staying alive by bee gees?
    Michael: yes, I love that song" first I was afraid I was petrified.. " haha

    • @leslie9213
      @leslie9213 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was looking for this comment! 😂

    • @johndeer9460
      @johndeer9460 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Sami H the lady is just like WTF is hapening

    • @jxrizzle111
      @jxrizzle111 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jake B Well the first 7 words were from "i will survive" the rest was from stayin alive. so techincally both songs were present in this clip.

    • @ghadajebnani6460
      @ghadajebnani6460 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Sami H Andy almost cracked after Michael said that LOL

  • @faithfulrunner9313
    @faithfulrunner9313 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3255

    "And Dwight knows not to cut the face off of a real person."😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zachgullerman3183
      @zachgullerman3183 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Faithful Runner Dwight: *Nodding to confirm*

    • @Skeith1
      @Skeith1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I mean he’s not wrong, necessarily, but...

    • @Saffrone221
      @Saffrone221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They have a practice surgical dummy with synthetic tissue for $100,000

    • @steampunkhelmet8827
      @steampunkhelmet8827 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Will he actually listen tho

    • @nancyramirez4161
      @nancyramirez4161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dwight: heh I will cut off the face from a emoji c:

  • @benjackson1506
    @benjackson1506 8 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    I don't care what anyone says. The Dwight Hannibal lecter part was great. But creed saying " he has no wallet I checked" was the best fucking line

    • @landgsmith
      @landgsmith 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who is creepier? Creed or Dwight?

    • @MiakoKoneo
      @MiakoKoneo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think Creed is way creepier. He has been in cults and steals everything plus he thinks flashing people is ok.

    • @80sbabyshaditthebest18
      @80sbabyshaditthebest18 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMFAO correction hanging brain is okay, not to mention he can't tell the difference between a potato and an apple.

    • @rosiesummer2711
      @rosiesummer2711 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is something Creed would do :)

    • @PBL187
      @PBL187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ben Jackson And "You were in the parking earlier, that's how I know you!" 😂

  • @jairoesteban3914
    @jairoesteban3914 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I just love how Michael and Dwight sit with David Wallace knowing that Dwight was warned for the Fire Drill and they were acting like "sorry another little mistake at work, not gonna happen again"

  • @CarlosRodriguez-st6oi
    @CarlosRodriguez-st6oi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5147

    Why is nobody talking about Kelly's dance moves, that got me so bad 😂

    • @RmNaNtCbScRrn
      @RmNaNtCbScRrn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      That gets me anytime!!!!! I just replayed it 5 times or more

    • @computerplayer110
      @computerplayer110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      the best part to be honest

    • @lorib360
      @lorib360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      This is what made me love Kelly. It just killed me - and then everyone joining in! Ha ha - poor Rose!

    • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
      @skwisgarskwigelf7191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kelly is hot 😍

    • @worldsoccerchannel7373
      @worldsoccerchannel7373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I watched Creed in the background😂😂

  • @MySushiBear
    @MySushiBear 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Stanley's "Oh my God!" as the scene ends is the icing on the cake.

    • @TobiasJim
      @TobiasJim 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I literally crease at that bit😂😂

    • @xstoofpeer
      @xstoofpeer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      crease?

    •  8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I assume that means fold over in laughter. Like you laugh so hard you instinctively lean forward.

    • @markpringnitz9725
      @markpringnitz9725 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am so glad someone agrees with me. Most people I show this clip to miss it.

  • @nathanmerchant7696
    @nathanmerchant7696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2326

    2:18 the noise Dwight makes when turning around with the mask on 😂😂

    • @juicer89
      @juicer89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      and then Angela's shriek 😂

    • @somethingsomethingusername802
      @somethingsomethingusername802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      It's somehow even creepier than the noise Hannibal makes towards Clarice.

    • @agentgmaster4599
      @agentgmaster4599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      tsp tsp tsp tsp tsp tsp tsp
      clarisse

    • @Rahul-ku8uc
      @Rahul-ku8uc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      How are there no bloopers of that scene we need that ASAP

    • @parsley2658
      @parsley2658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      'Daddy'

  • @chrisc7835
    @chrisc7835 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    0:55 Andy starts to laugh because Michael starts singing the wrong song 😂😂😂

  • @CrimsonPimpLV
    @CrimsonPimpLV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    Dwight Schrute is the Many-Faced God....

    • @YourWhysun
      @YourWhysun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It is known.

    • @anikah4802
      @anikah4802 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Carlo Santos Valar Dohaeris

  • @commandosIayer
    @commandosIayer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    One of the best sitcoms ever, dont need a laugh track to be funny.

    • @user-vp1yr2cv9g
      @user-vp1yr2cv9g 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Karol Zivkovic with the laugh track it just makes it shit that's why I don't enjoy the Big Bang theory but Seinfeld was ok

    • @TheKing-pg7ug
      @TheKing-pg7ug 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It wasn’t a sitcom. It was a mockumentary...

  • @exhonoir2411
    @exhonoir2411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    When dwight has the face on and all you hear is Stanley's "Oh my god." 😭😭😭😂

  • @tomh.2405
    @tomh.2405 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    One of the little touches that makes this scene great is that as it begins, it's obvious that even though they're only a few minutes into the session, the DM crew has already just about burned through all of Rose's patience and goodwill. (The look on her face at 2:11 tells the whole story.)

  • @luminos5591
    @luminos5591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4520

    The funniest fact about this episode is that it was written by the guy who plays Toby 🤣

    • @eliben4066
      @eliben4066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      Everything about this scene is the opposite of Toby😂

    • @mtesyds
      @mtesyds ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Omg is it real? I didnt know that this hilarious!

    • @onyi__
      @onyi__ ปีที่แล้ว +40

      OMG OMG for real? That’s crazzzzzzy omg

    • @Bagbyguru
      @Bagbyguru ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No, it's written entirely by Kelly. She wrote about it in her book.

    • @luminos5591
      @luminos5591 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@Bagbyguru you are wrong. I just double checked. At 7:25 mark on Season 5 episode 13 Stress relief part 1 - it says written by Paul Liberstein.

  • @brianbarajas2948
    @brianbarajas2948 8 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    He roasted kevin😂

    • @brendanray3186
      @brendanray3186 7 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      "boom roasted"

    • @ramsbottom4745
      @ramsbottom4745 7 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      "Kevin i can't decide between a dumb joke or a fat joke, boom roasted"

    • @AurosOrion
      @AurosOrion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      KEVINS FACE WAS PRICELESS

    • @icedoutelite
      @icedoutelite 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Before the scene Kevin gave up giving the dummy the cpr probably iritated Michael lol

    • @jjpyae
      @jjpyae 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Oscar, you're gay. boom roasted"

  • @leahmoore6820
    @leahmoore6820 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He started singing I Will Survive.

  • @benking6230
    @benking6230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1032

    2:25 When Dwight leaves his glasses on the dummy 😂

    • @GuadalupeGuacamole
      @GuadalupeGuacamole 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Ben King shit I never noticed that 😂

    • @jimtheedcguy4313
      @jimtheedcguy4313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I noticed there were wires on the face, but I didn't realize they were his glasses because it cut away too fast lol

    • @nimishjawalekar4136
      @nimishjawalekar4136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      What an observation dude😂😂😂

    • @prlexicon
      @prlexicon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love your Jimmy Hendrix profile pic

    • @BrandenBrick
      @BrandenBrick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I didn't even see that, and I've watched that scene many times. It's those small things that you catch on your xth time through. That's why I love this series.

  • @samgspot
    @samgspot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1125

    “You were in the parking lot earlier, that’s how I know you!” -Creed Bratton

    • @madminer247
      @madminer247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Snoop Creeds my favourite character, the face Michael makes after creed said that tho where he looks at the camera

    • @dannyquang7359
      @dannyquang7359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The awkward silence killed me

    • @ryanyoung8742
      @ryanyoung8742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Snoop was that a prostitution joke 😂

    • @runningcoyote3897
      @runningcoyote3897 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanyoung8742 wow that makes since why creed said that lol.

    • @Kratos-bf2jg
      @Kratos-bf2jg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I randomly say stuff like that to random people

  • @KommandantGSR
    @KommandantGSR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    man: *Dying*
    the office: *Staying alive, staying alive*

    • @Based_normie
      @Based_normie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love this comment

    • @EduzReeveM
      @EduzReeveM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also man :
      *”Revives”*

  • @kassidillon4437
    @kassidillon4437 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2291

    Kelly dancing has me weak

    • @SilentFuryjpg-jf9rp
      @SilentFuryjpg-jf9rp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @haitamc5611
      @haitamc5611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      why ...

    • @papayasmith
      @papayasmith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The way the camera zooms out and everybody’s sitting and she’s just dancing in the corner of the group is hilarious

    • @peteberg3640
      @peteberg3640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The cringe is strong

    • @lapoppabah
      @lapoppabah 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      2,000th like on your comment

  • @mattm5786
    @mattm5786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1564

    1:36 I love how Dwight is like half into it

    • @Davez621
      @Davez621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Dwight has to *pretend* to be into it because he worships Michael, but deep down he has a hatred for disco.

    • @danigomezz276
      @danigomezz276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Davez621 ruined it

    • @davidzuniga5740
      @davidzuniga5740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes this is an underrated moment

  • @Voise333
    @Voise333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    “No arms no legs is basically how you exist right now kevin, you don't do anything.”
    I lost it I'm dead. He really deserved to lose his job because he didn't do anything 💀💀💀💀

    • @liz326522
      @liz326522 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      hahaha, omg, that look that Kevin gives to the camera after Michael insults him kills me every time I watch this.

  • @luqmaaniqbal518
    @luqmaaniqbal518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3085

    Rose: “Do you know the song?”
    Michael: “Yes, yes I do. I love that song”
    AHEM FIRST I WAS AFRAID, I WAS PETRIFIED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @spriggsvid
      @spriggsvid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I'm in tears

    • @syarhabilikrami7284
      @syarhabilikrami7284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What was that song??

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@syarhabilikrami7284 I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor it's pretty popular

    • @ZorbaTheDutch
      @ZorbaTheDutch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You think I'd crumble?
      You think I'd lay down and die?

    • @elizzler
      @elizzler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love that it’s not even the right song

  • @yukimurahonda
    @yukimurahonda ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:30 I think the rarest detail ppl missing here is Rose starts dancing to the song as well but Andy gets so close and she pops back to 'wtf going on here' mode xD

    • @ifIOnlyHadABrian
      @ifIOnlyHadABrian 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She never dances. She's clenching her fists in frustration, then later she is bumped by Andy.

    • @yukimurahonda
      @yukimurahonda 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ifIOnlyHadABrian look at her elbows and shoulders man,

  • @DatRapGamer
    @DatRapGamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    When he wore the face and made "tck tck tck tck" noise had me dead

    • @dominickbenincasa5043
      @dominickbenincasa5043 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That was simultaneously the most terrifying and most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen on the show😨😂

    • @aacrvbbv
      @aacrvbbv 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      DeMar DeGoatzan same😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SUPERLINKX2
      @SUPERLINKX2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Clarice!

    • @aidenmurphy639
      @aidenmurphy639 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I couldn’t stop laughing for nearly an hour!

    • @kagescion
      @kagescion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Here we see the rise of leather face I guess. Edit : it is actual leather XD

  • @delloffthewall
    @delloffthewall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2002

    2:35 David is astonished that this is the man with the most profitable branch.

    • @gamesnstuff3075
      @gamesnstuff3075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lmao😂

    • @l.lawliet1551
      @l.lawliet1551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is why we use dummies now dwight knows to not cut anyones face off

    • @TheMastermind729
      @TheMastermind729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Book cooking

    • @kayjoe327th
      @kayjoe327th 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they absorbed the clients of two other branches

    • @SeptemberOftheDead
      @SeptemberOftheDead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s like: “woahh..”

  • @andrearr215
    @andrearr215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Manamanamanamanana stayin alive”
    I love Michael

  • @MonkeyBeastOO
    @MonkeyBeastOO 9 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "And now Dwight knows not to cut the face off of a real person"
    XD

    • @MikeMJPMUNCH
      @MikeMJPMUNCH 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      MonkeyBeastOO Dwight's face when Michael says that is just brilliant, he's like "I really do"

    • @mattbellamymate
      @mattbellamymate 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MikeMJPMUNCH "No more face-cutting for me, David."

    • @WyattOShea
      @WyattOShea 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      MonkeyBeastOO 69th like ;)