Penn & Kim Play Never Have I Ever
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ต.ค. 2024
- Penn and I play Never Have I Ever and we learn some very revealing facts about each other 😂 Not sure if I will ever swim in a pool with him again. #neverhaveiever #marriage #theholdernessfamily
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I still remember this sign from the pool I took swimming lessons at in the 80's. "Welcome to our OOL. Notice there is no 'P' in it. Please keep it that way..." 😂
Hawthorn Law I love that😂
Me 2... but i was born 2008, they did that at summercamp.
Excellent
thats genius! 😲 🙂🤣
I saw that sign at a pool in a campground in Utah!
"This is why women live longer" LOLOL :D
Soooo true
Yhuuhj
Must be a third grade thing.... 😁
But we have a daughter who signed "Mommy" on a detention slip 😁😁😁
That's cute though!
Lol funny
I saw a picture and it was a detention slip, too. And the parent signature was just MOM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I forged my dads signature once. And the school called him and without question he responded “yeah I signed it why are you bothering me at work?!” Props to you dad for having my back lol. Granted he did ask me about it when he got home but it was to watch Schindler’s list in high school so it wasn’t a big deal. But he had no idea what I was forging for which was awesome lol.
I hate public schools! They always want to bother parents for something stupid, yet they act like they know everything there is to know about kids! I pulled my kids out of public school and never looked back! They are more well adjusted, they think more independently and they are actually allowed to be kids! I pay my sister well to tutor them and I know that she would protect them with her life! And I dont get phone calls for stupid stuff anymore while I am trying to work! Its the best decision that my husband and I ever made!
Dying at the first question!!! 🤣🤣Kim’s face when he’s talking about peeing in a pool! 🤣🤣 And dropping your phone in the toilet!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Peeeee= gross
Congrats I’m your hundredth like
Isn't peeing in the toilet still peeing in a body of water
That's what I thought
Are you bringing logic to the game? 😂😅
Why do you guys not have more subscribers!?! I literally laughed through this whole video. I think I do with most of them!
#theholdernessfamily
Me too. What fun!
It’s so sweet how they are still learning something new about each other.🥰🥰🥰
That's marriage for ya, buddy.
I love how country innocent he is and how ... Real she is. Lol love your combo! You guys are inspirational
All sorts of animals have been peeing and pooping in the ocean for billions of years.
But humans are so nasty - animals don't do a lot of the nasty things that humans do! Baaahahaha
ebob1967 🤔
Yeah, and that's not all they do in the ocean.
ebob1967 peeing in the ocean is harmless. Human urine is 95% water. The urea in urine combines with ocean water to form ammonium, which acts as food for ocean plant life
My name is Christian i am going to start subbing to your channel because the funny stuff in your videos and what are your kids name tell your wife not to kiss any strangers if she does
Parent’s signature! Omg my youngest brother most certainly did. My mum found a notepad filled with her signature - every page filled. By the end of it she couldn’t tell the difference between hers and my brother’s forgery as they were identical. He did it to hide how many detention slips he was getting.
“I care a lot about my hair, than my wife” she was right
I almost died in this part
Dodged a bullet. Good open communication guys!
"Everyone drops their phones in toilets" No we don't "especially the public ones" .... Eeeew! No we do not!
I love how penn said that his dad just said forge it
Ok Penn, tell me who these people are. We're going to get your $300! Hahaha! I love pickle juice, but that's too much... Lol! This was fun! Also, who hasn't peed in a pool, lake, river, or some body of water??? 🙂😉🙂
Thank you folks for doing this show. I live on top of a mountain and I'm mostly home bound. You folks keep me in stitches and I share you with family and friends.
Note to self... never get in a pool 🏊🏼 when Penn is there, never use Penn’s phone, and don’t get in a chugging pickle juice with Penn! Kim you are golden 🌟!!
Funny cause they used to go to my pool lol
That was cute- thanks as always. But eating a whole pizza in two sittings doesn't count Kim sorry lol.
“This is why women live longer” 😂🤣😂
Don't copy other people's comments
Before to go to a public pool, I ask if they use that product that makes the water blue if someone pees, otherwise I don't trust in people to behave properly ;)
There is no such die. It doesn't exist. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine-indicator_dye
@@matthewsmith6946 dye
Urban legend. Ours was supposed to be red, though.
Chlorine guys. Chlorine.
The reason you smell chlorine at a pool is because of urine reacting with trichloramine. You can literally only smell that distinct pool smell is because so many people pee in the pool.
I have two most embarrassing throw up stories ever in stage in second to last rehearsal 4th grade I threw up in front of my crush oh BTW Christmas play we had to rework because I had broken my leg. I was in wheelchair because doctors framed that best. Oh I thought it was the worst and it's bad. But I think throwing up from heat issues in mega church brand new building in front row might just top it off.
Kim "I feel like maybe ...."
Me *"Lies! You know exactly what happened! DISH!"*
I mean, everyone pees in the ocean....... ok..... just me.... 😂
No, i do too
I do sometimes 😂😂😂
Also the Great Lakes.
Y’all should do a music video on a VSCO girl.
Sksksksksk
Sydney Stephens I agree and i oop sksksksksksks
And i oop- sksksksksks save the turtles! ✌🏻😜
so dumb
I don't pee in shower it's gross. I was seriously the kid who when ocasionally felt need to pee I'd get out and go. And once as teenager I got our of lake to go pee. I don't really go to water often and to be fair I can hold it for freak amount of time.
I've had three kids so it's extremely hard me to hold my bladder and my husband and I just had this conversation two nights ago. Sometimes while I'm in the pool I just can't hold it I will pee while I'm trying to get out of the pool to go pee. I don't pee in the bath only because I'm able to get out at enough time
I thoroughly enjoyed this! You two are so much fun!
Welcome to our “ool”, Notice there is no “P” in it. Please keep it that way.
Beth Slaughter my friend has a pool with that sign in front of it
Peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are two very different things.
-Demitri Martin
I have one of the lamest parent signature forgery stories ever. Our school made you get every. Single. Test. Signed. I got an A on said test, possibly a 100%. My sisters’ mom kept being too busy to sign it, and I was afraid of getting in trouble for having an unsigned test, so I forged her signature. Badly. Then I got in trouble for forging a signature on a spelling test I got an A on.
Love this!! All married couples should try this, 😂
Penn is lucky to have a beautiful wife
Penn is a very handsome guy. It's not exactly shocking he attracted a beautiful woman.
Did anyone ask your opinion, Jerk?
Ok so I was drinking one night. The next day I went to a fast food place and regreted it. I ran to the restroom did not make it to toliet and puked all over the wall and floor
I want to see the chug!!! Chug! chug! chug!
No matter how old we get we’re all just boys at heart.
"This is why women live longer!" 😂😂😂
I got kicked out of pool for peeing in the water! And I say to the lifeguard: “come on dude, everybody pees in the water!”
-“yeah but not from the high dive, buddy! OUT!”
Kim you see auras 😊
Somewhere I heard that smell you smell at public pools is not chlorine it’s pee reacting to chlorine. I think it was actually Mark Rober TH-cam page. 😂
Okay, my worst "forge story" is much lamer. I actually looked at my Dad's signature to forge it every time we entered the Publisher's Clearing House or Reader's Digest Sweepstakes. I was the only one in the family who put any credence in our ability to win, so my parents didn't want to waste their time with it. I'm pretty sure I told him, but not positive.
What a fun game! I forgot this game from college!!!
At the beach, you can sit and watch so many men, walk in to the ocean , Stand there; waist deep - get right back out! There is a wall of pee coming back IN to the beach, every wave! BBAAAhahahahaahhaah
Fun fact: urine is the second most attractive thing to sharks as it contains dead blood cells.
🥴
Actually mark Robert tested that out and it isn’t
This is the cutest couple ever. So happy I found them!
Hiii I love you guys so much!!!! You guys are so funny
can you do the boys vs girls college football/ NFL football trivia challenge?
Am i the only one who’s just traumatized by that ghost story? I was about to go to sleep, yay😭
4:23 it was a dementor. Dementor Dementor expecto patronam
Yup!
I dropped my phone in a public toilet on campus. I was wearing a cardigan with pockets and it slipped out. I immediately fished it out, took it apart and used hand sanitizer all over it. It still worked but I'm still kinda grossed out that I actually reached into a public toilet.
I sooooooo luv how PROUD he is!!! I tell children when the vet caught .....dont be ashamed NOW! You were happy while you were eating an entire bag of cookies! Dont be ashamed now!🤣
You two are so funny.....when u said u kissed a stranger.....he looked like Smokey Robinson...dang it mama said "You Better Shop Around!"
Um, grounds for a divorce, that peeing in the pool when you're an adult there.
"I have" all of these things! It's so cute to look back at this video seeing his hair then and now. 😂
When I was a kid I ate an entire pack of Andes mints and the threw up in the front row of Sunday school at church
I've peed in a pool
I dropped my "waterproof" phone in the toilet at the doctors office trying to do a urine sample..it was in my back pocket ...Now I never put a phone in a pocket..my grand daughter has lost +++++phones that way 🤣
OMG... I'm 70 years old and haven't done most of those things.and I'm not perfect!!! I guess I just chose other ways to get through life. Lol
Petition for Penn to be paid that $300
👇🏽
I just saw an ad with Penn in it before I watched the video! I was so confused.
Same
Same
Is he on tv other than his family videos?
My former boss, the Aquatics Director at a YMCA, used to swim laps and while standing in the shallow end talking to everyone routinely had a yellow stream emanating from her groin. By the way, if the pool has a strong chlorine smell, it's actually from chloramines, formed from free chlorine binding to urea. Guess from where most of the urea comes from.
Does being escorted off the premises count as being kicked out?
Yes it does
Yes....yes it does
My inner child could not stop laughing at 6:32. It's funny sometimes what makes us laugh.Thanks for the great videos. We binged on a bunch of them today and enjoyed them all!
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Fun fact: that chlorine smell that public pools have? It's a reaction to the pee in the pool. It's not because they put a lot of chlorine in the pool. It's because so many people pee. Have fun with that information. 😊
Fact.
Watch mark Roberts how much power in a pool
“That makes me proud of you.” 🍕
I 😂 at all of these! I have definitely done most of these, except I don’t actually own any crocs funny enough. I threw up in a subway station once, I barely made it off the train and made a beeline for the nearest trash can, and lost my breakfast, on my way to work, 4 months pregnant. Good times ☺️
Almost every girl cuts there own hair 😐
Not me
Penn like: there is a weird lady like hhhhhaaaahh.
Me:ahhh
That is so funny my husband and I have this conversation the other day. Explain to him that since I've had kids it's really hard for me to hold my bladder and I peed in the pool over the summer on accident but I still did. And he was trying to say that he never had. I'm not saying it's not gross to be in a pool I'm just saying sometimes you can't hold your bladder
Played hooky almost my entire senior year in HS and always wrote my own notes. The secret is never let them get a copy of your parent's writing even once!
Best one ever! I appreciate the honesty!
The things you never knew, or wanted to know
01:29, Pee in a pool in Vegas? Saw a sign there one time that read "We not swim in your toilet ~ You not pee in our pool''.
I eat a hole pizza with my sister
Don't know who said "having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool." haha. I smoke but always eat in non-smoking.
Hi l love the songs and your family
Pretend I said something funny ps I love the holderness family 💜 ❤️
😂 oh, you're so funny!!
Hahahaha!!! Lol!! Your humor floors me!! 😗😂🤣
Hahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahgaahahahhaahahahagahahahaggaaha!!!!!!
This is the funniest comment I’ve seen all day!!!! 😂🤣🤪
Ha ha!! This is so funny!! 😂😂💕
can you do the boys vs girls letting the person in front of me decide what we eat challenge?
Ya i am early
Can you guys do the whatever I you draw I buy challenge, Great video btw!!
As a lap swimmer, this made my day! Subscribed
Penn's disappointment that they were keeping it PG Xd
Wearing crocs while watching this!
You're goals honestly .... So adorable! A huge hug from Spain!!
Lol. Your in florida? Its a hot day here in gerorgia, its about 83 degreese Farenhite. Sry if i spelled that wrong. :)
The waves you see around people Kim,are their Auras It's neat that you can see them.
6:42 yea what civilized human child has not LOL
Penn's long silence says a lot. 😂 🤿🌊
Love this ❤️❤️❤️
That is a demon...not a ghost...
Ghosts do not exist...Demons are misleading people...
1John 5: 19"We know that we originate with God, but the whole world is lying in the power of the wicked one."( Satan).
Christ Jesus relied upon prayer to his Heavenly Father and Gods inspired Word the Bible...
Pray ...
Not only have I never pee’d in a body of water (I have a 15 hour bladder… 😁) but I was very old when I realized that OTHER PEOPLE do this! Like, I think my 10 yr old son broke that reality bomb on me. (🙀)
On the "Never have I ever eaten a whole pizza", my answer was "you mean this week; the last couple of days; what?"
Best question: estimate how many times you've eaten a whole pizza at one sitting. For the record, rounding to the nearest 100.....300 times but I might be under-estimating.
I actually haven't peed in a body of water not even the shower I just am scared it will show or something
See, this is why if I ever get rich, all I want is my very own pool, which NO ONE ELSE CAN SWIN INNNNNNN! BECAUSE I KNOW THEY WILL PEE! lol!
You guys are too cute!!
I 100% Foraged my Mom’s Signature When I Was in School Because I Used to Get so Many Friggin’ Detentions That it Was Just Easier to Forage Her Signature
Ewww, he peed in a pool! That's sooo gross!!! People swim in there. Do u know how much it'd cost the owners to empty & clean/sanitize the pool afterwards because of you!! NOT cool!!!
Man, I was such a goody two shoes when I was a kid. I was just told not to pee in pools so I never did. Same with open bodies of water, I figured it was the same rules.😂 STILL haven't done it. My body won't let me.
Peeing in the pool is a big no no. The ocean is fine. I have blamed me passing wind on my partner.lol. He doesn’t care and everyone knew I fibbed .my granddaughter was like Gramma don’t blame it on Tim, lolI’m not good at it. I have cut my own hair a lot. I have forged my dads name For my report card ouch. This fun.
Penn is a celebrity
My “forge” story is very similar to Pen’s 😂. I needed my parents to sign my reading log in the second grade but they were busy and told me to do it myself 😂. The teacher never said anything, although I’m pretty sure it was just a scribble hahai
Competitive swimmer worst kept secret: everyone pees in the pool. Phelps admitted to doing it 5 to 6 times in a daily workout...Its no big deal. Gross, but it happens.
Signatures are nothing, my mom made me pretend to be my dad to a credit card company when he was out of the country. I was like....11 or something. Weird times.