American Truck Simulator

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  • Have you ever wanted to drive a truck? Sure you have! Everyone has! Well now you get to be an AMERICAN truck driver, hauling goods across the land!
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  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  3 ปีที่แล้ว +16130

    Tried out Photoshop's new face tweaking feature for today's thumbnail... I think we can all agree that it works perfectly!

  • @onionpai3407
    @onionpai3407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6067

    “Red lights are just a suggestion”
    -Markiplier

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      Nothing has tempted me more to become a member of a youtuber than this literal comment

    • @mihirx27
      @mihirx27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Story of my life right here...

    • @hoo8072
      @hoo8072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      @@cats1970 YS

    • @artifactland69
      @artifactland69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      he's a real standup guy

    • @Wrsfts
      @Wrsfts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      How do you do this "emotes"?

  • @santaclaus8652
    @santaclaus8652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4296

    He should just call this series: “playing games that are much more complicated than I had initially thought”

    • @ashleyharrison1009
      @ashleyharrison1009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Well, I'm not sure how accurate the other simulators were. But my dad, an irl American truck driver, says that American Trucking Simulator is very accurate to driving over-the-road. Truck Driving is not as complicated as Mark made it seem.

    • @santaclaus8652
      @santaclaus8652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yeah Mark does that with a lot of these games lol

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yup, its truly a thing at this point!

    • @puuaatu2856
      @puuaatu2856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      basically half of the video is about playing the game and the other half is about trying to play the game

    • @mataskart9894
      @mataskart9894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Can't wait to see him play a flight simulator of sorts, though MSFS might not be too hard..

  • @xanthor7733
    @xanthor7733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    Mark: "I love the dynamics of shifting!"
    Also Mark: *rolls from fourth, drives in 10th at 20 MPH, and just destroys the gearbox*

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks captain obvious

    • @thegeneralgamer4921
      @thegeneralgamer4921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@jameswent48 do you really have nothing better to do than comment on every comment with this?

    • @mythicalgamer9743
      @mythicalgamer9743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@thegeneralgamer4921 no, no he doesn't

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ikr? Not even racers hate their gearboxes that much

    • @extremelightning6115
      @extremelightning6115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bro as a guy that drives manual
      *That hurts*

  • @jpann26
    @jpann26 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    Mark trying to take that first highway curve at 78mph and tipping was the funniest thing I've seen all day.

  • @MrSchism
    @MrSchism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1982

    "I'm not real"
    "I've been on a simulator kick lately"
    I'm sensing a theme.

    • @grimreaper2680
      @grimreaper2680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @【 Royalty free distribution 】 Fam at least the curse gave me a week, I died instantaneously after clicking on your channel and seeing the shit that you post.

    • @StrwbrrzDrmz
      @StrwbrrzDrmz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @【 Royalty free distribution 】 YES! FUCKING FINALLY!! FUCK YES!! THANK YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH!! I FINALLY GET TO DIE!! OMFG!!! EVERYBODY CALL DOWN! ITS HAPPENING!! ITS FINALLY HAPPENING!!

    • @paragonquille7292
      @paragonquille7292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait- it's all connected!! *x-files theme plays*

    • @rlharveson
      @rlharveson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @【 Royalty free distribution 】 It worked! It actually worked!
      The dislike button worked!

    • @mont9150
      @mont9150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @【 Royalty free distribution 】 this curse will be applied to me and everyone? Including you? Im good fam

  • @azation
    @azation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3401

    Mark: "I'm about to pass!!"
    "Anyone there?" *checks mirror for .25 seconds*
    "Hope not!" *passes*

    • @Nevdar
      @Nevdar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      That seems pretty standard for a truck driver if they even check at all lol.

    • @gobalbucs
      @gobalbucs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Nevdar To be fair, it’s a lot easier to place the burden of safety on non-truck drivers since cars are much smaller and have an easier time maneuvering/navigating around potential hazards compared to trucks lol

    • @omangyulia6823
      @omangyulia6823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Nevdar torrent for a

    • @wsor3802
      @wsor3802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't we all?

    • @Gohan_Fanboi
      @Gohan_Fanboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Swift in a nutshell

  • @LoneWolf-kz5bo
    @LoneWolf-kz5bo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    “I remember how to back these up”
    *immediately jack-knifes it*

  • @Twelve_Aces
    @Twelve_Aces 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    This hurts to watch being a trucker, but it definitely made me laugh

    • @Agrijack101
      @Agrijack101 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Haha same although I’m a farm kid I’m used to driving with trailers and big vehicles 😂

  • @cottoncandysweet8132
    @cottoncandysweet8132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3408

    "you've been hit by"
    "you've been struck by"
    *truck*

    • @jack_quinn_77
      @jack_quinn_77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      HONK

    • @stormwickham1675
      @stormwickham1675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "You've been HIT BY TRUCK"

    • @ashtr333
      @ashtr333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      miu pfp 🙏

    • @lukefranks2174
      @lukefranks2174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You’ve been hit by a markiplier in a truck da da da dada dadada dadada da da da

    • @rae_rodriguez1762
      @rae_rodriguez1762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pow
      Honk

  • @trevorthefoamer220
    @trevorthefoamer220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9000

    He’s done emergency vehicles, he’s done semi trucks, it’s time for trains

    • @kudokudami16
      @kudokudami16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      Trains may be on tracks but he will find away to crash them

    • @raineLense
      @raineLense 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      please trains

    • @gordatados
      @gordatados 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Or airplanes. Or boats. 😊

    • @Rain-np7tk
      @Rain-np7tk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      And then planes

    • @FatePillarStew
      @FatePillarStew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Maybe taxi simulator

  • @600forzip
    @600forzip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    He's even telling stories like a real truck driver

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The most crucial part of the life lol. I've got stories for days and I've only driven for 4 years

    • @thomasmcginley7944
      @thomasmcginley7944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What would Mark's cb handle be?

    • @fenn_fren
      @fenn_fren 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@thomasmcginley7944 Markimoo

  • @starlishkitten
    @starlishkitten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    “the problem here is there’s no traffic”
    got it in one. the 5 is NEVER that empty.

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'm a truck driver and I delivered into LA at the beginning of the pandemic. It actually was empty. All the roads were. It was so surreal. I felt like I drove onto a movie set.

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No one cares.

    • @thegeneralgamer4921
      @thegeneralgamer4921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@jameswent48 I care

    • @exterminator9676
      @exterminator9676 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can turn up the traffic and incidents in settings!

  • @danielbrugovsky6018
    @danielbrugovsky6018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1598

    Mark: "I NEED TO GO FASTER."
    *Shifts from 2nd all the way to 12th gear*
    The engine: "That's a lot of damage."

  • @RebeliousAngel196
    @RebeliousAngel196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    My dad drives truck and he would actually agree with Mark's rant about having maps and GPS oriented north.

    • @Charlieto
      @Charlieto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i have played the game for months and i agree. i still get lost on where i am coz it sticks to north instead of following the road direction you are going

    • @raionshishi8290
      @raionshishi8290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Charlieto Am... Marks point was that he prefers it always oriented North then following the road directions you are going because it disorients you

    • @victorkaegi8716
      @victorkaegi8716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Taylor truck driving is actually insanely good money, over 100k per year depending on if you have a cdl class a and the company you work for.

    • @BoxySonic
      @BoxySonic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think that its fine to have it face where your facing as long as it has a compass

    • @Charlieto
      @Charlieto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@raionshishi8290 i replied before watching the video lol

  • @daviddebergh254
    @daviddebergh254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    As a trucker I love these games so people can understand how difficult driving an 18 wheeler is.

  • @E36_boat
    @E36_boat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    As a manual driver when he said “ why am I going so slow I’m shifting up” had me dead ☠️

    • @JollyRanchersGrandma
      @JollyRanchersGrandma 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It's apparent Mark drove an automatic before getting his Tesla

    • @Agrijack101
      @Agrijack101 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Haha 😂 I’m a farm kid and I’m thinking the same thing 😂

  • @SirCheeto47
    @SirCheeto47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    As a former truck driver, I have to say that Mark’s actions and verbal expressions are insanely accurate while operating a big rig.
    Minus the severe law breaking, of course.

    • @koira163
      @koira163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      You mean to tell me you did NOT go into a ramp in 80 mph and roll on your side? Jeez, can you even call yourself a truckdriver? Haha

    • @tatertotgaming863
      @tatertotgaming863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Why dont yall ever allow it to transform into optimus prime

    • @allenmarvetsthewildbuck3205
      @allenmarvetsthewildbuck3205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@koira163 those yellow signs with black lettering are just suggestions 🤣

  • @MandelaAnomaly
    @MandelaAnomaly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    Mark: “Current job is Truck”
    Lixian: Lemme just... *HONK*

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because he is so good at it right?

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No funny didn't ask

  • @junomay6341
    @junomay6341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    the pure and utter shock mark is in when he crashes knowing that he was speeding and doing a big turn driving a truck 😭

  • @tristanhicks5372
    @tristanhicks5372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    The screaming as you flipped is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while lol

  • @cullendunham7946
    @cullendunham7946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4465

    As a truck driver I can confirm this is exactly how your first few months goes

    • @johnziriada2820
      @johnziriada2820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Trailer damage?! Not my trailer...

    • @Goose90091
      @Goose90091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      As another trucker I can confirm lol

    • @drunkenmunky890
      @drunkenmunky890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Lol no. You shouldn't have earned your cdl making turns like that.

    • @rollyollyollie6213
      @rollyollyollie6213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      @@drunkenmunky890 well no, but the panic is real

    • @williampflugfelder6709
      @williampflugfelder6709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Only if you start at swift hahaha

  • @powersteamracing
    @powersteamracing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    "Trailer damaged? Well it's not my trailer so who cares."
    Congratulations, Swift is hiring.

    • @darrellsumner8573
      @darrellsumner8573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      S.wing
      W.ide
      I.ts
      A.
      F.*cking
      T.railer

    • @ChristopherKutzler
      @ChristopherKutzler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      S.ure
      W.ish
      I
      F.inished
      T.raining

    • @UOUPv2
      @UOUPv2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Stevie
      Wonder's
      Institute
      For
      Trucking

    • @eternyti
      @eternyti 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also Western Express.

    • @jakematheney2583
      @jakematheney2583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's our motto tbh. Not my shit, not my problem XD

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    21:11 Google Maps gives you the option to fix North up, and I always use it as such because like Mark, it helps me keep my directional orientation.

  • @shortysherbet
    @shortysherbet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "My fault, but imma blame you" anyone who ever drives, always.

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks captain obvious

    • @thegeneralgamer4921
      @thegeneralgamer4921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jameswent48 No one cares

    • @M_ysticThinks
      @M_ysticThinks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jameswent48 "ThAnKs CaPtAiN oBvIoUs🤓🤓🤓"

    • @premiumepic6050
      @premiumepic6050 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jameswent48You are sad

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then why did you comment? 😂

  • @yeahidrinkbleachgotaproblem
    @yeahidrinkbleachgotaproblem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1514

    I feel like mark would talk to himself like this if he really was a truck driver

    • @deadmeat5150butt
      @deadmeat5150butt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      We truckers talk like this to ourselves all the time. No shit.

    • @justinstamper6219
      @justinstamper6219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@deadmeat5150butt I mean we gotta keep ourselves entertained somehow lol

    • @deadmeat5150butt
      @deadmeat5150butt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@justinstamper6219 Exactly. I know I prayed a trailer into position before backing up a hill in New Jersey.

    • @justinstamper6219
      @justinstamper6219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@deadmeat5150butt I myself am not a truck driver, though I have thought about getting my cdl, but my father is a owner/operator and has had some crazy moments

    • @S1CKJ0KE
      @S1CKJ0KE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It helps me focus my mind on the task. Usually backing so I coach myself through steps.

  • @doslover
    @doslover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    "My fault but Imma blame you"
    Well if that isn't just driving in a nutshell.

    • @eternyti
      @eternyti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ain't that just humans in a nutshell.

    • @doslover
      @doslover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@eternyti Valid.

    • @silverthefoxo440
      @silverthefoxo440 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @silasbaird
    @silasbaird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    As someone who actually drives trucks I can say this is truly hilarious. Props to Mark

  • @sprocketstreams5336
    @sprocketstreams5336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Watching Mark try to back up a trailer and not realizing he needs to turn the wrong way to straighten the trailer is the most infuriating thing I have watched in a long time

  • @alexanderlang8274
    @alexanderlang8274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Literally the guy everyone’s afraid of on the road..

    • @deejeh9494
      @deejeh9494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Haulers don't want to crash either but it's not out of fear.

  • @andrew9415
    @andrew9415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    Mark while jackknifing the trailer: "She's a beaut. Shea's a beaut."

    • @codyhopping9343
      @codyhopping9343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I was cringing so hard😂

    • @Iridium117
      @Iridium117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it's a good thing it doesn't simulate that bat wing... or the airlines that he probably would have ripped off the glad hands

    • @gabenegron2373
      @gabenegron2373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Alrighty, the trailer looks to be in nice shape, and- where the tread go?"

    • @dts369
      @dts369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@codyhopping9343 same here

  • @midsummernightmare
    @midsummernightmare 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Mark not knowing what the cab of the truck is called and then telling us how it put him to sleep every time is both the most relatable and the cutest thing

  • @flaurel
    @flaurel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    27:19 That is literally the definition of insanity

  • @edd17sp74
    @edd17sp74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    For a while there I was thinking, “Wow, Mark, I’m really impressed! You’re taking this seriously and doing pretty well!”
    Then you took an off ramp at 80mph and rolled it.

    • @teslacoil5378
      @teslacoil5378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It'd be entertaining to see him play this game with a legit setup. Like a wheel, a truck shifter, and all the goods.

  • @VishalGude
    @VishalGude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Traffic: exist
    Mark: *and I took that personally.*

    • @lucidwaterr7493
      @lucidwaterr7493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Somebody come ge-
      Read more...

    • @worst1361
      @worst1361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lucidwaterr7493 mia Khalifa

  • @Nervadane
    @Nervadane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I like how he missed his OWN FACE is in the game. Supermega played as Mark

    • @ShenLong991
      @ShenLong991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait really?

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No he's lying.

  • @ladytempest7273
    @ladytempest7273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is hilarious, and saddening. The sheer panic on Marks face resembles how I felt during my truck training almost a decade ago.

  • @willowdrakon
    @willowdrakon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    I love this simulator bump, and also love how markiplier has now gone from "i dun need no tut-rial" to "oh god please give me the tutorial"

    • @TimothyGod
      @TimothyGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And do you know what fucking happens???? He actually understands, and becomes a goddamn god, I am amazed at how dedication, I would be so lost, especially first time

    • @curlypuff
      @curlypuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me you dont even post videos, chill

    • @mikethewordsmith4263
      @mikethewordsmith4263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You mean terturial?

    • @willowdrakon
      @willowdrakon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Turtlw

  • @abigailchiu1943
    @abigailchiu1943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1087

    Mark: crashes into something
    Mark: *”it’s fine”*

    • @leviticus2001
      @leviticus2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He just wants to see how far his truck can take it.

    • @lucianocurti5419
      @lucianocurti5419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To those reading this reply, we need markiplier to play Hunie Pop 2

    • @WereWolfNights
      @WereWolfNights 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's not forget hom much he jacknifed the trailer

    • @GrimKreeper
      @GrimKreeper 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucianocurti5419 What is Hunie Pop 2?

    • @lucianocurti5419
      @lucianocurti5419 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GrimKreeper you serious? He played the first game of Hunie Pop, the series was hilarious. Ok but Hunie Pop is a dating game

  • @mr.honeybee7661
    @mr.honeybee7661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Lol that crash was so realistic… right down to the scream of terror. 😂🤣

  • @viab.5040
    @viab.5040 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “My fault but imma blame you.” The epitome of my mother. 💀

  • @boreddev9252
    @boreddev9252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    As a trucker, i just laughed every time he's like, "oh yea, got it right here."

    • @a2rhombus2
      @a2rhombus2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I'm not even a trucker but I knew we were in for a good time as soon as he selected the advanced parking mode.

    • @randomaidan8005
      @randomaidan8005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah my dads a trucker. I was like markiplier , you ain’t even close.

    • @ZackNotHere
      @ZackNotHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@randomaidan8005 markiplier*

    • @randomaidan8005
      @randomaidan8005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ZackNotHere yeah yeah I made a mistake.

    • @ZackNotHere
      @ZackNotHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@randomaidan8005 yea I'm just fixing it

  • @christyioran2969
    @christyioran2969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    "Are you judging me?!?!"
    I work as a material handler and can confirm that yes, If you're a bad truck driver, everyone is intensely judging you all the time

    • @Alibi0014
      @Alibi0014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm a new driver (about 4 months) driving for 7-Up and every time I miss backing into a dock I feel like people are judging me at work

    • @thedragon133
      @thedragon133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Alibi0014 well, according to chris, you're right :-D don't let it get to you though. Everybody has to start somewhere.

    • @teslacoil5378
      @teslacoil5378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thedragon133 It's really unfortunate that people have to judge others like that. Don't they know that they were once beginners too? I just can't understand some people

    • @thedragon133
      @thedragon133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@teslacoil5378 I think it's just in our nature, just as we judge others on how they look and behave. We gauge their level of threat or usefulness on a base instinct level.
      From that point on though, it's our choice to correct that judgement or throw it out completely, like you would with a beginner. :)

    • @thedragon133
      @thedragon133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@smallvixenamberkitty1967 indeed . No bots here.
      😉

  • @fostoriadistrictrailfan3907
    @fostoriadistrictrailfan3907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I Like how he doesn't know how to service the truck and at 21:50 he just doesn't know he never actually serviced it

  • @l0cal-r4t
    @l0cal-r4t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Mark: "cockpit of the truck"
    Me: you mean the c a b?

    • @ThomasTrucker
      @ThomasTrucker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Both are the same

    • @l0cal-r4t
      @l0cal-r4t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ThomasTrucker oh? I've never actually heard someone call the cab a cockpit before :0

    • @ThomasTrucker
      @ThomasTrucker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@l0cal-r4t No, for real, have you ever played Construction Simulator 2015? They have something called "Cockpit cam" Which is the interior camera

    • @crichtonvasmoya4290
      @crichtonvasmoya4290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ThomasTrucker im a trucker never heard that before its the tractor or cab or the “GOTTDAUMM BOX!””””

    • @deejeh9494
      @deejeh9494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crichtonvasmoya4290 the cockpit of a vehicle is the drivers area. It's not used generally but it's valid.

  • @meggiemoo4404
    @meggiemoo4404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    Mark: “what is it called? The c-o-c-k-pit?”
    Me: “CAB”

    • @thatkidcgonzo
      @thatkidcgonzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's wtf I was saying lol

    • @Ace-gq8xp
      @Ace-gq8xp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isnt it the cabin

    • @thatkidcgonzo
      @thatkidcgonzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Ace-gq8xp It's called Cab for short I haven't heard any trucker fully call it a cabin

    • @meggiemoo4404
      @meggiemoo4404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ace-gq8xp I’ve never heard a trucker call it a cabin. I used to be a truck driver as well

    • @skipp84
      @skipp84 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah thats a car

  • @orchidxsaber
    @orchidxsaber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Are waterbeds a thing anymore-“
    “WEEEEDD WEEEEEEEED” 15:00

  • @aris_han
    @aris_han 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    23:50
    "they do out first, make a sense nowadays"
    Trucks back in the day
    "turn trucks like they driving a mini cooper, we going boys!"

  • @daemonsdemons
    @daemonsdemons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1813

    "It's my fault but i'm going to blame you" is the best sentence to describe driving I've ever heard.

  • @peterbilttrucker2035
    @peterbilttrucker2035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As a real American trucker, this is historical 😂 love you mark

  • @Peeps40836
    @Peeps40836 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    23:14 When your genius is so powerful that it violates the first law of thermodynamics.

    • @ommkhr
      @ommkhr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well, he confess that he was above some kind of laws?

  • @stickupking1064
    @stickupking1064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    Mark: Shes a beaut
    Truck: Fully jack knifed

    • @dustinripley6372
      @dustinripley6372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yea I cringed so hard at the over corrects and poor maneuvers.

    • @BetsyWills1989
      @BetsyWills1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I laughed so hard at this 🤣

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well that didn't last long! xD

    • @kopperhead
      @kopperhead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The glad hands would have snapped off so hard lmao

    • @ninjayacdan
      @ninjayacdan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He'd fit right in with Swift!

  • @Chubby_Lemon
    @Chubby_Lemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    On multiplayer you're legally required to toot your airhorn when you see another trucker. Anything less is punishable by death by alligators.

  • @jacecagle8198
    @jacecagle8198 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    3 yrs later and this is still one of my favorite videos. The fluctuations of "I've got this shit" to "fuck, how do I truck?" make this some of the best Mark comedy for me.

  • @Mad_S
    @Mad_S 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Trying to get back into traffic when you accidentally get in the exit lane is just like that. This game looks like a really good simulator honestly, not sure about them brakes though. 90% of your technical difficulties are the exact same things I heard all the time at truck driving school.

  • @JediPlays0309
    @JediPlays0309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4932

    I’m hyped for British truck simulator

    • @lukapetrovic412
      @lukapetrovic412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Epic

    • @bortouii
      @bortouii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      br ish truc simula’uh

    • @sephinatorr
      @sephinatorr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      *Bri'ish

    • @Kaia_The_Cutie
      @Kaia_The_Cutie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Ì Àm ÇhřïϟinBB 114 bots are getting more and more annoying er

    • @najarakie1506
      @najarakie1506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      U mean Bri’ish truck simula’or

  • @ryancassens2118
    @ryancassens2118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    "Who cares about trailer damage, it's not my trailer. " Making the Swift drivers feel proud with that one.

    • @wendypaxton6007
      @wendypaxton6007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait until Bridges come into play

    • @spectralscythe4112
      @spectralscythe4112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg🤣🤣

    • @danibenjamin2945
      @danibenjamin2945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The accuracy hurts

    • @davidwilems8915
      @davidwilems8915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heya billy bob ya know what we call swift??

    • @fredwerza3478
      @fredwerza3478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why does everyone make fun of Swift? Do they hire all the tards?

  • @Sacred_Cow
    @Sacred_Cow ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I know, engine malfunction."
    *oh no god no oh no*

  • @thetrainmiser8642
    @thetrainmiser8642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You know, for a guy who acts like he's never done this before, you executed the manual parking maneuver rlly clean, like pretty impressive.

  • @sephinatorr
    @sephinatorr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    "Straight back baby"
    "I feel like I'm in there!"
    "Unload baby"
    All of this is happening at once, I'm scared

    • @sephinatorr
      @sephinatorr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@iguanotorious9806 Lmao, I don't know where that came from but, ok!

    • @iguanotorious9806
      @iguanotorious9806 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Crotchwhistle Purple what? Hmm I suppose you work for TH-cam. Tell me what they're hiding. And I will reward your channel!

    • @sephinatorr
      @sephinatorr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Crotchwhistle Purple Nah, I was making a joke

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Crotchwhistle Purple Ya sure don’t sound like one

  • @thechaoticpaladin
    @thechaoticpaladin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Mark: "We're gonna call it... Markimerica."
    Fandom: *EVERYONE WRITE THIS SHIT DOWN IT'S ANOTHER OFFICIAL NAME*

  • @arkirron7172
    @arkirron7172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    27:46 that moment where American truck simulator turns you into a nazi zombie

  • @pureawesomeness56
    @pureawesomeness56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I know its a game, i know its Markiplier but as a truck driver for the Army this is sooo painful but sooo entertaining too watch

  • @sarahjean1443
    @sarahjean1443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    The simulator spree, as they say.
    Also, “Markimerica” would be a perfect name for Mark’s politician alter ego...

    • @theangelfire
      @theangelfire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg yess

    • @monochromemoomin
      @monochromemoomin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or... Simulator saga?

    • @vystorm
      @vystorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would vote for-

    • @Coach-hw2mj
      @Coach-hw2mj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lets see how many subs this comment can give me

    • @arzer114
      @arzer114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Markimerica for president 2028

  • @ericridgeway2846
    @ericridgeway2846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    "Are water beds still a thing anymore? Does anybody do- WEED!!!"
    -Mark 2021

    • @bluenillabunny2621
      @bluenillabunny2621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm confused.. Why did he shout "weed"?

    • @ninjared2164
      @ninjared2164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bluenillabunny2621 he saw a weed store

  • @SeanKillmaster
    @SeanKillmaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a CDL driver, this made me cry... but also laugh. Great video.

  • @trusty1427
    @trusty1427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The “cockpit” of a truck is called the cabin

  • @EhanuRehu
    @EhanuRehu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Mark, as a former truck driver, I say this very lovingly:
    *Please stay far FAR away from the driver's seat of a truck*

    • @Ward413
      @Ward413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Swift will hire him no problem.

    • @covahdong6899
      @covahdong6899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've seen worse than him.

    • @onlyskyguy744
      @onlyskyguy744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@covahdong6899 seen a lot worse in Ohio then mark.

    • @silverthefoxo440
      @silverthefoxo440 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He should do a video where he tries CDL school for a day. Imagine him trying to get it in gear.

  • @YourDeformedGod
    @YourDeformedGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    "Its not my trailer so who really cares" - every swift driver ever.

    • @ForrestFrank
      @ForrestFrank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I was waiting for a comment about Swift drivers lol

    • @boredniko2406
      @boredniko2406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *You're not wrong*

    • @beauchampterry43
      @beauchampterry43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pam driver here, I see your mistake, you said swift and not pam.

    • @krispurdy78
      @krispurdy78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I only got my Swift trailer stuck in a muddy ditch once thanks. 😆

    • @dts369
      @dts369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol swift standa for sure wish I finished training

  • @aardbot
    @aardbot 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm going to argue on the compass settings. Fixed point and directional compass headings serve different purposes. Fixed point, as in north is up, is for finding out where you are better, and relating that to the things around you in a set way. Directional, or Orientation, is meant for when you are trying to get somewhere. Most physical compasses even include a second needle to set your orientation.

  • @ayushtamang8161
    @ayushtamang8161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    PLEASE DO MORE TRUCK SIMULATOR, it brightens my day to see someone struggle parking ;)

  • @lexidavis2789
    @lexidavis2789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4662

    watching this with my dad was an experience for him, it was the most i seen him laugh and trying to explain things like mark can hear him. he was a truck driver for over 30 years. he loved this video thanks mark loved it!

    • @kamiko_kourteva
      @kamiko_kourteva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      That's so incredibly pure thank you for sharing!

    • @ExVeritasReverentia
      @ExVeritasReverentia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      that's cute XD
      for some reason reminds me of my dad when he helped me & my sis w/a part we were stuck in Resident Evil 5...when he hadn't played an RE game since the original RE3

    • @mejhdhhicbfshihids652
      @mejhdhhicbfshihids652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The Mcelroys did a video on polygon for this game and it’s hilarious I would recommend it for you and your dad

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@mejhdhhicbfshihids652 I'm a trucker who also plays this game and that video had me in tears laughing

    • @Noah-xd2zy
      @Noah-xd2zy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wholesome

  • @user-jl6mv8of4r
    @user-jl6mv8of4r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    "How many gears do I have" "HOW MANY GEARS DO I HAVE"
    has the same energy as
    *"I aM a MaN wItH fIvE oVeNs!"*

  • @AzzyTheGreat
    @AzzyTheGreat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey Mark...
    If you ever decide to try this game again, I recommend you try playing with a toy truck, holding it just by the cab; that's a legitimate method of picturing what you're doing that they tell you in trucking school.
    As a tip from a former driver, definitely slow down on every exit (you're exactly who the recommended speed is for), swing wide and take up as much room as you need to make the turn properly and don't be afraid of other drivers... and when you're backing up, turn towards the problem, aim your trailer, and then turn the wheel straight or the opposite direction, depending on whether you need it to continue in that direction or if you need it to straighten out.
    I hope you give this game another shot--even if it's just in your personal time!

  • @WTFisjuice1
    @WTFisjuice1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a flatbed driver everything mark said about cali driving couldn't be more true, from him saying, "idc about truck specific speed limits im going 70" to "do trucks have to be in the right lane? My experience is there wherever they want" had me dying everytime he talked

  • @yesitsmrclean4725
    @yesitsmrclean4725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    pro tip for anyone backing up with a trailer: put your hand on the bottom of your steering wheel, if you turn it left, the trailer will go left, turn it right, the trailer will go right. :D have fun hauling whatever you may be hauling!

    • @DatsOdd
      @DatsOdd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I've been playing this game for almost 4 years now, that's a pretty good tip!

    • @deathday8859
      @deathday8859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @Jenna-qp1bf
    @Jenna-qp1bf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    17:33
    "What would happen if I speeded just a little bit?"
    **Is flipped over on the highway like 2 minutes later**

    • @avirupbiswas7775
      @avirupbiswas7775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      18:54

    • @notbilly2269
      @notbilly2269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😭

    • @txmetalhead82xk
      @txmetalhead82xk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha ha ha when he would take a turn at full speed, with that huge trailer.

  • @Eclipsejager
    @Eclipsejager 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Please Play this again Mark I was dying laughing this whole time!

  • @KlushOfficial
    @KlushOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I would honestly binge watch Markiplier do a 100 episode long series where each episode is 30-60 minutes long playing American Truck or Euro Truck Simulator 2

  • @rangga1188
    @rangga1188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    17:24 Mark: that was probably the most exciting that gonna happen.
    *Literally few minutes later he crashed the damn truck lol*

    • @Cubsfan_75
      @Cubsfan_75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fellow agent this is agent maelstrom

  • @zemy3813
    @zemy3813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Markiplier: Shifts from 1st to 12th instantly
    Also mark: why am I going so slow?

  • @Zenshu1
    @Zenshu1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mark: "Driving a truck in las angeles?!"
    Me: this is how I feel every time I get a load to anywhere in the Las Angeles area.

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      One of the reasons I went O/O was literally to avoid going to CA lol.
      A minor reason but one nevertheless.

  • @cableyoutuber
    @cableyoutuber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Trailer damage, well it’s not my trailer” is the most trucker thing I’ve heard.

    • @driverjayne
      @driverjayne 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trailers are practically disposable. They're designed to hit things. 😅

  • @dr_skipwith
    @dr_skipwith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3252

    "It's perfectly fine to make a California stop." * proceeds to completely *YEET* through the stop sign *
    Yep. That's Cali for ya.

    • @5.3_01
      @5.3_01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Love your videos ❤️

    • @alric2502
      @alric2502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i know this guy

    • @jamiecavera5985
      @jamiecavera5985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like your vids

    • @polmccartknee3792
      @polmccartknee3792 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never thought I'd see u here

    • @LordHeadcheez
      @LordHeadcheez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We call it a "California Roll" here in Nevada because the only people that roll stop signs are Californians and California transplants.

  • @tw.eezers
    @tw.eezers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Mark: I’ve been on a simulator kick recently.
    Everyone: OH? We haven’t noticed!

    • @kylie7780
      @kylie7780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How long has he been doing simulators? This seems pretty new. (I wish there was a sarcasm font)

  • @SimplyNotReally
    @SimplyNotReally 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    MARK I. PLIER. As a food delivery driver I have to use GPS most of the day to find where I'm going, and my family and girlfriend criticize me SO MUCH for my stance that a gps should ALWAYS be left in the north up orientation. Thank you for validating a core belief of mine that no one else in my life will ever agree with. I knew there was some reason I keep coming back to your videos.

  • @dennonwhite8136
    @dennonwhite8136 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I wouldn't mind seeing this one come back.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Markiplier: SIMULATOR
    Everyone: You're REAL

    • @sportshighlights8831
      @sportshighlights8831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My mom said if I get 200 subs she would buy me a camera so I don’t have to film off my phone. Thanks if you helped me.

    • @iguanotorious9806
      @iguanotorious9806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mark isn't real. The person you're watching is Ethan but in 10 years

    • @lucidwaterr7493
      @lucidwaterr7493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m to poor to what’s going on

    • @cheezywheezy526
      @cheezywheezy526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sportshighlights8831 your camera is fine

    • @aneeshdabeash22
      @aneeshdabeash22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sportshighlights8831 Stfu

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Mark: wears an Unus Annus shirt
    Everyone: _sobbing in pain_

    • @___ooobodybagooo___
      @___ooobodybagooo___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What is that. Is it. A channel I can look up?

    • @mintmacha9186
      @mintmacha9186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me who didn't watch the channel: 🧍🏽‍♀️

    • @lefishe286
      @lefishe286 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@___ooobodybagooo___ somebody's gonna tell him or I'll do it?

    • @iguanotorious9806
      @iguanotorious9806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What is unus annus?? That never existed

    • @noahsvirsky9962
      @noahsvirsky9962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@___ooobodybagooo___ not anymore

  • @jackfreeman1776
    @jackfreeman1776 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    19:39 Every car driver in existence.

  • @technewb8241
    @technewb8241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gahhh I love Lixian's passive-aggressiveness. Also, who wants to tell Mark that a full load is 80,000lbs?

  • @tylerwitharose
    @tylerwitharose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    “15,000 pounds of clothes??? How???”
    *stares in Unus Annus orders*

    • @legotrainfan460119
      @legotrainfan460119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My employer will put up to 25k on the same size trailer (28' single axle), then our OTR drivers pull two of them down the road.

    • @mrbiggsofficial
      @mrbiggsofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still haven't gotten my unus annus clothes lol

    • @jack_quinn_77
      @jack_quinn_77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      while he's wearing an unus annus shirt lmao

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@legotrainfan460119 I pull a 53' van. I laughed at 15k lbs lol.
      I've run 45,000 in a load before.

  • @greyscalegoth
    @greyscalegoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    markiplier simulator: you play as mark playing a bunch of simulation games, last of which is markiplier simulator and the game starts again but with a little less quality and a little more difficult controls, and the cycle continues

    • @ProjectFraz
      @ProjectFraz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And it ends with I am bread or visage. I think that's the name of the game he couldn't beat

    • @haroldmccarty3977
      @haroldmccarty3977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ProjectFraz He did actually beat vanish, though I think he gave up on I am Bread before/after he had a mental breakdown

    • @FPSpsychoTyler1Clips
      @FPSpsychoTyler1Clips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      INVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

    • @josiaheaston2529
      @josiaheaston2529 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would absolutely play that

  • @45Gunner556
    @45Gunner556 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i laughed my ASS Off when Mark tipped the truck

  • @TruckingBryce
    @TruckingBryce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mark : shifting gives the dynamics of realism….. Me: with my automatic semi truck… uhhh mark 🤣

  • @NateCantWait
    @NateCantWait 3 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    The Mark Mindset:
    "If I'm not getting frustrated, it's not difficult enough"

    • @repairaholic4858
      @repairaholic4858 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      👏👏👏👏👏

    • @thegeneralgamer4921
      @thegeneralgamer4921 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm the same way, if it's doesn't cause frustration it's not challenging enough to be entertaining XD

  • @lilkat6314
    @lilkat6314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    "Why do they have 30 pounds of office supplies?!"
    Well how else do you think Staples gets their products?

    • @BDSL
      @BDSL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bit more than 30 pounds.

    • @ashley302
      @ashley302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It was 30,000 lbs of office supplies. Don't need a semi truck's pulling power for just 30 lbs.

    • @thegeneralgamer4921
      @thegeneralgamer4921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ashley302 It's VERY important office supplies. 30 lbs of office supplies and 29,970 lbs of cushion, bubble wrap, and safes to put the supplies in.

    • @ashley302
      @ashley302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thegeneralgamer4921 oh that is such a smart move. We all know printer paper and over priced pens need all that cushion.

    • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
      @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ashley302 just one guy who likes to run.

  • @thefanification
    @thefanification 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How did I miss this one? I'm a trucker myself and I love watching non truckers try to truck, its the best thing ever IMO

  • @mars5927
    @mars5927 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a truck driver for 5 years… I loved seeing this… do it again

  • @xXfunloveXx
    @xXfunloveXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    As a truck driver, it makes me happy when non CDL holders learn why trucks do what they do.

    • @TheDrunkenPhaeron
      @TheDrunkenPhaeron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I operate heavy equipment and all I can say is it seems like those trucks are like steering a front loader but worse and I can't imagine doing that on the highway fuck that, I'll stick to pulling trailers and moving dirt in my quarry lmao

    • @Alibi0014
      @Alibi0014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I saw this video after a busy weekend and I told my GF that we had to watch it and I was calling out every time mark was about to hit things. And this video gave me a good laugh as well. Been trucking about 3 months

    • @coolbrotherj
      @coolbrotherj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Laying in my truck going "NO PULL OUT OMG FURTHER MARK, NOOOO"

    • @jtreed3296
      @jtreed3296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm screaming at him "GO WIDER THAN A LOT LIZARD'S LEGS!"

    • @Alibi0014
      @Alibi0014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jtreed3296 I called it pretty every time he hit something. I wa sitting next to my girlfriend and I was like "he's gonna take out that pole" and "he's gonna hit that wall"