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  • Yes. The title is correct. Have you ever wanted to know what to do if you come across a car accident? Well this game can ACTUALLY teach you!
    Edited By ► / rad_r
    And ► / lixiantv
    Play ACCIDENT ► store.steampowered.com/app/85...
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  • @JonahMcD
    @JonahMcD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6491

    The last words you hear before death:
    “Excuse me, you’ll be fine. I’m NOT a professional, but I’m here to help.”

    • @Hannah-jv6hh
      @Hannah-jv6hh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      "My life is in the hands of an idiot?"

    • @SakuraChai
      @SakuraChai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      @@Hannah-jv6hh “No no, TWO idiots!”

    • @jonnyvegas4391
      @jonnyvegas4391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      It was after that, that he had said three words that haunted me for the rest of my life. "My name is Markiplier."

    • @meanwhileinthemindofagoril1343
      @meanwhileinthemindofagoril1343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      This is as bad as hearing,
      "My life is in the hands of an idiot!"
      *"Nonononono - TWO idiots!"*

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lester Roquefort uh...three words? Might want to check that again.

  • @joshuabudiarto5036
    @joshuabudiarto5036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3033

    Markiplier: "Editor"
    Lixian: "You have Hi-ed your last "my name is Markiplier""
    Edit: thanks for the likes

    • @meepmoopiee
      @meepmoopiee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LMAOOOO

    • @notahuman1113
      @notahuman1113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Second reply

    • @Erickisatoe
      @Erickisatoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@notahuman1113 Good for you bud

    • @notahuman1113
      @notahuman1113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Erickisatoe yessir

    • @CatsMeow_
      @CatsMeow_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@notahuman1113 Now you have 2 replies!

  • @Fruunza
    @Fruunza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2161

    Mark: "What kind of country uses 112?"
    All of Europe be like: Am i a joke to you

    • @cainhager9814
      @cainhager9814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Europe is a joke

    • @redy..
      @redy.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@cainhager9814 ok cain hager

    • @redicated2528
      @redicated2528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@cainhager9814 So are you.

    • @ThePlasmabee
      @ThePlasmabee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cainhager9814 I live there... Also, Yes.

    • @cainhager9814
      @cainhager9814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@redicated2528 at least I am a funny joke, europe is just a sad one

  • @alirezaforghani141
    @alirezaforghani141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    The most interesting part for me is the stories at the end of each scenario. The impact these accidents have on the victims is so sad and deep. All because of a mistake, or a misfortune sometimes. Please stay safe when you're on the roads.

    • @aguywithayota
      @aguywithayota 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      *proceeds to speed*

    • @rikku7663
      @rikku7663 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      they rlly gave backstories and now its sadder 😭😭

    • @krystiankowalski7335
      @krystiankowalski7335 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It really drives home the point that there are no winners, just losers and bigger losers

  • @TheManofBoogie
    @TheManofBoogie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4371

    Mark: *calls Lixian “editor”*
    Lixian: *should’ve edited it to “Hi everybody, my name is TH-camR and welcome to Accident.”*

    • @KittKattRED
      @KittKattRED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The best comment 🏆🥇🏅

    • @dhruv4901
      @dhruv4901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I wanted to give you an award but realised I'm not on reddit lmfao

    • @crilll
      @crilll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@dhruv4901 reddit

    • @karla3153
      @karla3153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@crilll reddit

    • @CatsMeow_
      @CatsMeow_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@karla3153 reddit

  • @just_spencer6179
    @just_spencer6179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4388

    imagine if you were in a car accident and while you were stuck in the car all you can hear from the outside is:
    "gotta get my *triangles* "

    • @snappishtemperament213
      @snappishtemperament213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      At that point I'd be pretty sure I was already dead and in hell lol

    • @James-eg3fr
      @James-eg3fr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      *"I'm in even more danger!"*

    • @bigfnar
      @bigfnar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      followed up by, "Do one of you have a triangle?"

    • @s0ftnt510
      @s0ftnt510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      “Sir, sir? Are you okay? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?”

    • @electricalsocket7048
      @electricalsocket7048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@bigfnar yes and when figuring out you don't have any " I need lots and lots more triangles "

  • @krisnatherryano4610
    @krisnatherryano4610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    The Game : sooo,there's an accident and you have to....
    Mark : this is a murder attempt

  • @corteynicole2
    @corteynicole2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2769

    I actually really appreciate this game. Despite it being generalized, it offers good information and helps educate you on a few good ways to really save someone's life.

    • @yuurrrrrrrr1
      @yuurrrrrrrr1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Everywhere i go i see squid game even in the thumbnail

    • @noefierros1104
      @noefierros1104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@yuurrrrrrrr1 🤣

    • @renbaker5124
      @renbaker5124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yes! As a lifeguard, this stuff is pretty accurate!

    • @peachiibiitch
      @peachiibiitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      And aside from that good information, the human results after completing seem to line up with true stories I've heard

    • @KazeelBaYz
      @KazeelBaYz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And also a few that could be useful to end one tok!

  • @wanderingkernel5002
    @wanderingkernel5002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3788

    [Markiplier analyzing a Car Accident scene]
    *"Hmm Yes, the floor here is made of attempted murder"*

    • @benjiboy20
      @benjiboy20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lul

    • @hmmmsama5632
      @hmmmsama5632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hmmm

    • @ambulas930
      @ambulas930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah this is big brain time

    • @kenjen9861
      @kenjen9861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Juniuous

    • @thebacon9857
      @thebacon9857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He should be a detective

  • @JA-vz1nl
    @JA-vz1nl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4346

    "Hello, welcome to Autozone, how may I help you today?"
    Mark: "Uhhm, I need triangles... lots and lots of triangles."

    • @smileysatanson3404
      @smileysatanson3404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      he'll take your entire stock

    • @Lea0308
      @Lea0308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@smileysatanson3404 yes the whole stalk 😂

    • @Level7dinosaurmage
      @Level7dinosaurmage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMFAO

    • @khalidaimed6728
      @khalidaimed6728 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ratio

    • @alrightguvna1727
      @alrightguvna1727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@smileysatanson3404 ever look at a comment and say: damn, I wish I wrote that

  • @whosrosebush
    @whosrosebush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Thank you, Mark, for playing this game. My husband rolled our car on the 7th, and because we watched you play this, he could hear you going through the steps of turning off the engine and such as he pulled himself out of the car.
    Yes, he is okay. There were no others involved. It's just nice to know that watching this kept him a bit safer.

    • @redicated2528
      @redicated2528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The stupidest things can be helpful.

  • @claudiaellis45
    @claudiaellis45 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Mark: “How did that truck get by?” “he’s the criminal “
    *Turns out truck actually is the criminal *

  • @dragos_creations
    @dragos_creations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2443

    Cars: Accidentially crash
    Mark: ...There has been a murder!

    • @corvanj8766
      @corvanj8766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Would Be a shame if my murder involved two people collided violently with nothing to do with me...

    • @spiritnsultanyt7250
      @spiritnsultanyt7250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      *A body has been discovered!*

    • @corvanj8766
      @corvanj8766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@spiritnsultanyt7250 spy is sus!

    • @Reaper-gg3fg
      @Reaper-gg3fg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@corvanj8766 nah the scout is sus, I mean he's walking real slow for some reason

    • @felixargyle9650
      @felixargyle9650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spiritnsultanyt7250 MONOKUMA?!

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3748

    Mark: calls Lixian his "editor"
    Lixian: *"Peace was never an option"*

    • @weirdthe3rd308
      @weirdthe3rd308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo2053 what the hell is your profile picture

    • @ChaoticAndromeda
      @ChaoticAndromeda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@weirdthe3rd308 probably a butt. Knowing these bots.
      I'm shocked the comment is gone. TH-cam normally let's these spam things, but will demonitize a video for cleavage.

    • @thebattlefieldtechnician428
      @thebattlefieldtechnician428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@weirdthe3rd308 it’s a bot, just report it and move on.

    • @tmlwastrashchannel.3020
      @tmlwastrashchannel.3020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Never. Call. Lixian. The. Editor.

    • @masonfrye5253
      @masonfrye5253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      0000

  • @sydneyevans8793
    @sydneyevans8793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    People on the phone: "Put the victims in your vehicle to keep the warm"
    Mark: "Where do I put him? I don't know where to put him!"

  • @weffle2449
    @weffle2449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2995

    CPR Dummies: hey we are literally “dying” please make sure we are “breathing” and “alive”
    Mark’s Automatonophobia: *Hello there*

    • @keatonroether8883
      @keatonroether8883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @Ì ÆM ĶèvìñBB begone

    • @squishysquidward2507
      @squishysquidward2507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He kept stopping the animation and going back into it because he got freaked out, why did he do that to himself lol

    • @res6696
      @res6696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Automo what

    • @DTorto
      @DTorto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Ì ÆM ĶèvìñBB then scream out of your lungs, kevin.

    • @ilovewooyoung
      @ilovewooyoung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@res6696 Fear of fake human like figures

  • @AmKhaibitu
    @AmKhaibitu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    "Who's the 4th victim?"
    The 4th victim is you Mark.

    • @Sednas
      @Sednas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      this feels like a threat

    • @Nezha_Main
      @Nezha_Main 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *An avengers level threat*

  • @ANBUEliet
    @ANBUEliet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "After a prolonged legal battle, they won enough money to pay for his orphaned child's college."
    Yup, that sounds about right. The cost of college is pretty much equal to the cost of someone's life

  • @jamesw9633
    @jamesw9633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Mark: How do I know that I'm not doing cpr on a dead guy?
    Well, that's the point of cpr

  • @teny1901
    @teny1901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2511

    Next video: Unboxing
    Mark: “hey guys so I bought some triangles”

    • @nazmievoz5767
      @nazmievoz5767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cool meme huh

    • @captainrattail8497
      @captainrattail8497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Omg please that would be so funny 😭😭

    • @megarigged
      @megarigged 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "They only sent me ONE. TRIANGLE."

    • @megarigged
      @megarigged 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Kyandi Paper which is exactly why the game says "Do not remove victims from their car unless you absolutely need to" at 20:23. It's not trying to tell you that you can be a paramedic, it's teaching everyday people how to properly help with a car crash. I understand that this might confuse the younger audience, but this isn't the target demographic for this game anyway. By the way, can you put a link for that story about the doctor paralyzing the guy? I can't seem to find it anywhere.

    • @hayasheeeesh
      @hayasheeeesh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Kyandi Paper that disclaimer is in the video though

  • @mjwest4968
    @mjwest4968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    “Why is this dummy breathing ?” I get that a lot

    • @caseyv.6679
      @caseyv.6679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Way underrated comment lmao

    • @Marlock2199
      @Marlock2199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      oh yeah, and "Why are there corpses in your closet!?!?!"
      and "I'm calling the police!" means I gotta add another corpse, am I right?

    • @creepy-kitty
      @creepy-kitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PMA!!!!!😆

    • @c.ountingstarrs
      @c.ountingstarrs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Marlock2199 yup

    • @teslacoil5378
      @teslacoil5378 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oof.

  • @blasianboi8212
    @blasianboi8212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    After being recently CPR certified, this is surprisingly accurate

  • @meshuggah921
    @meshuggah921 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    30 chest compressions to the beat "staying alive", and 2 breathes.

    • @IAMYOLO2020
      @IAMYOLO2020 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes!

    • @Pearl.Is.Autistic.SU.900
      @Pearl.Is.Autistic.SU.900 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Boosting. And according to Dr Mike, the first thing you do when someone isn’t breathing, CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS.

  • @tokyok5846
    @tokyok5846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1674

    Man has broken neck*
    “Sir can you hear me?”

    • @rocketsurgery950
      @rocketsurgery950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      It is possible to still be conscious and have a broken neck, as long as the spinal cord inside is still intact. This is why it's so important to try to keep an accident victim's neck and head as still as possible, regardless if their awake or not: if the vertebra are broken, but the cord is fine, it's possible to accidently snap the spinal cord and kill them without noticing.
      That's one thing I don't understand about this game (and most medical-themed entertainment) how does the main character know someone's neck is broken just by looking at it? Not even real paramedics can tell at a glance, that's why they're so cautious with every potential neck injury they come across.

    • @linklonk6934
      @linklonk6934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@rocketsurgery950 The accidents have happened beforehand (The game stated it, unless I've completely misunderstood/misread it) and the information had already been acquired. They use the info to recreate the accident so that the person can find the cause of it.
      At least that's what I understood in the intro. Might be wrong, tho

    • @underpaidmook
      @underpaidmook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@linklonk6934 No, you're right. Notice that the "first responder" is always different and before you actually go in, you slap on VR goggles.

    • @ivymoore8482
      @ivymoore8482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least he didn't say not twice if you're ok.😅😂

    • @iaml2348
      @iaml2348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's rare finding people supporting each other in youtube's comment section

  • @averagewastaken
    @averagewastaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5684

    Mark: Mark, Amy, Editor?!
    It's almost as if this game was made for him.

    • @typicalgamerkid1012
      @typicalgamerkid1012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Well, I mean the theme of the game, which is people getting skull fractures in car wrecks is definitely not made for Mark.

    • @FlusteredBushStudios
      @FlusteredBushStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      this game also has 2/3s of marks fears XD
      maniquins and logs falling off of trucks
      (but no ocean obviously)

    • @typicalgamerkid1012
      @typicalgamerkid1012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@FlusteredBushStudios I've actually played the whole game, there was only one big hazard in one scenario, but I think in future updates there probably would be a sinking car one XD.

    • @gabepounders9056
      @gabepounders9056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@FlusteredBushStudios Yet

    • @hammer2.095
      @hammer2.095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it was lol

  • @ShadowWindGaming
    @ShadowWindGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    As an EMT I feel like I just spent 30 minutes at work.

  • @thewallachianbard6975
    @thewallachianbard6975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I never thought I would dislike a simulator game for being "too real" .

  • @mayalouwho2597
    @mayalouwho2597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    “What if I’m just doing CPR on a dead guy?” I’m starting to think maybe mark doesn’t know how CPR works

    • @shadows_star
      @shadows_star 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Starting to think he didn't pay attention to the fact that they have health bars

    • @Not_honest_enough
      @Not_honest_enough 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You are actually dead when you're heart stops
      It just runs out of time to be saved after a bit (without permanent brain damage)

    • @thtsmypurseidkyou
      @thtsmypurseidkyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Not_honest_enough humans are kinda like the 5 second rule lmao

    • @glitterghost834
      @glitterghost834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thtsmypurseidkyou lmAO

    • @moniquevester879
      @moniquevester879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Chest compressions save livesss

  • @Freedavies
    @Freedavies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7628

    Lixian is not just an “editor”.

  • @rileyb1823
    @rileyb1823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I wish Mark would play more of this game. This is actually entertaining (as most of his videos are)

  • @lachlanmaddog1531
    @lachlanmaddog1531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Mark: we’re investigating accidents
    Me: I would rather that you don’t investigate me

  • @catroberts4002
    @catroberts4002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3412

    Mark: "no one would play this for fun"
    Me, an EMT: "This looks cool. I should play it for fun."

    • @shawnafogle4709
      @shawnafogle4709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I'm in the process to become an EMT, and my friend told me about it. Needless to say I wanna play lmao.

    • @JamesBond-tk9sd
      @JamesBond-tk9sd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I am also an EMT and was impressed at how little bull was in this game. It is very sensible from the layperson's perspective

    • @notreallybarackobama
      @notreallybarackobama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I’m legit curious, how accurate is this game?

    • @catroberts4002
      @catroberts4002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@notreallybarackobama I played the free demo and it seemed pretty informative. Always work on the most critical patients first. I have personally never heard of a warning triangle before this but also I skipped drivers ed cause there's a loophole in my state that got me around it so maybe that's why. But road flares are helpful. I feel like the chest compressions were timed weird but that's just nitpicking and could have just been cause I was clicking so it seemed weird. The biggest issue I saw was that in the one scenario the demo had we were doing cpr on a patient with a giant cut on his arm which is NOT helpful. You wanna stop any bleeds before trying to move the blood around with chest compressions because otherwise you could literally just be pumping more blood to that wound. But again, I'm being nitpicky. I'd say for the normal every day human this game is accurate enough and you should also have some sort of warning signal like flares or the triangle, and a good first aid kit in your car at the very least. Something more than the $20 kit you can get from cvs cause that won't help if you god forbid roll up on something like that. And a fire extinguisher would be good to have too as long as it's stored well and not rolling around freely. Sorry for the novel.

    • @dinadeira
      @dinadeira 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@catroberts4002 What would be included in a good first aid kit?

  • @robanec
    @robanec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

    If anyone sees this: Tips for finding unconscious person:
    Check if the person is still alive:
    -first speak, then touch (for example shoulder), then look if the person is still breathing
    when checking for breath, overstretch the neck by tilting the head back, place your ear near the mouth and nose, look towards the chest: chest movement and breath=alive, only one of the two check again or check for pulse.
    Breathing:
    -> Yes, put patient in recovery position, check vitals reguarly , call ambulance
    -> No, begin CPR, order someone to call ambulance:
    1. lay the person flat on the back on the ground, avoid soft surfaces
    2. Begin CPR by pushing on the chest where the heart is with force. Its not unsusual to break a or multible ribs. 30 pushes, at a speed of about 100 to 120 per minute (help: the beat of the song "staying alive" is perfect) Place the palm of your hand on the chest, place the other hand on top, push at least 2inches (~5cm) in
    3. Take a good breath and blow the air into the persons mouth or nose (you can also use something like an oxygen mask, if you have one at hand, to reduce risk of infection), while again overstretching their head, clearing their airways that way, and shutting off the other point of exit (pinch close the nose when breathing through mouth, vise versa) (2x)
    then: repeat steps 2 and 3 until ambulance arrives, dont be afraid to ask someone if they can relieve you if you get tired out or feel dizzy
    Please like so that more people can save lives
    (!!!EDIT: please bear in mind that you shouldn't just move around the neck or body of a person that just was in an accident, if they're traumas or a broken spine you could kill or paralyze the person you are trying to help!!!)

    • @robanec
      @robanec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @Sheep Man not that nerdy actually, in my country mandatory to know if you want to get a driver's license :)

    • @snortiblog
      @snortiblog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      My only concern is that because this is a car accident, the likelihood of either a broken neck or other severe neck injury is somewhat high, so care must be taken in moving them, so if possible avoid the twisting or turning as to avoid aggravation of the injury. (Or alternatively, don’t touch them at all and wait for paramedics to arrive). All of this is covered under the DRS ABCD (acronym, you should look it up) if you wish to remember it easily.

    • @robanec
      @robanec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@snortiblog that is true! That's also why I find this game a bit dangerous, with all the "oh just move the here and there a lil bit". I will edit a warning in

    • @paulborisiv519
      @paulborisiv519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      for those who are wondering, the recovery position is the person lying down on his side, preferably with something confertable on his head, like a pillow or some other sort of cloth.

    • @robanec
      @robanec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@paulborisiv519 Person laying on the side, the arm and leg side he is laying on:
      -Leg outstretched, arm 90° away from body, elbow also 90° turned, so that the hand is laying infront of the face
      Side that is "up":
      - leg slightly bend to the front, knee also slightly bend back, so that the knee is a resting point, hand from the "up" side tucked under the cheek.
      !!!Important notes:
      slight overstretching of the head two assure free airways, mouth should be opened for maximum air intake and if the person throws up, that everything flows out and he doesn't choke on it
      (Or Google it, honestly)

  • @bipitybopity7002
    @bipitybopity7002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    As someone who got a certificate in first aid, watching Mark play a tutorial on how to perform cpr is both hilarious and infuriating

    • @neverg0nnag1vey0uup
      @neverg0nnag1vey0uup 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As an european highschooler with lessons on safety it is no diffeent to me

  • @nimble6019
    @nimble6019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Mark: “ today we are looking for accidents”
    Me: *looks In the Mirror*

    • @sydneyevans8793
      @sydneyevans8793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Re: Mark " today we are looking for accidents"
      I look up to see my parents nodding. "Whelp, found one!"

    • @pbl_aiden7282
      @pbl_aiden7282 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD thats a good one

    • @glassphoenix9095
      @glassphoenix9095 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      [holds up a mirror to his face] got one
      (i cant remember for the life of me where i heard it but allegedly marks mom was on multiple kinds of birth control when he was conceived, this isnt a jab at him HGDSFJG)

    • @UncleShawty
      @UncleShawty ปีที่แล้ว

      :')

  • @KiyanPocket
    @KiyanPocket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2263

    This game literally has “Editor” as Lixian, and then have Amy, and Mark as the other names.
    You can’t tell me this is a coincidence at this point. That’s just straight up cool and creepy at the same time.

    • @ClosetDemon
      @ClosetDemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      maybe the game dev is a mark fan??

    • @angellowy
      @angellowy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@gayjayy or Eef or Tyler lol

    • @levisamjuno
      @levisamjuno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Wait til you find out "Vadim" is Russian for "Wade".

    • @miss_chrissy
      @miss_chrissy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thattheessaycardoyouwantto4896 what?

    • @amberator3456
      @amberator3456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ClosetDemon what are you talking about

  • @bowlingdude2995
    @bowlingdude2995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3842

    Mark: *calls Lixian his editor*
    Lixian: “Don’t test me Mark.”

    • @c0n22
      @c0n22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yeah didn't he straight up murder Lunky? I wouldn't test him.

    • @bamers404
      @bamers404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Zactly

    • @thekrusad3r290
      @thekrusad3r290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dont test lixian.

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm sure Lixian can't do anything,
      Because Mark's not real

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Demoted from Lixian to *E d i t o r*

  • @gi0_memes432
    @gi0_memes432 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:40 everything will go easier if you just admit it to me
    *checks for breathing*
    uh oh

  • @andrewnewsome5319
    @andrewnewsome5319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “What if I’m just doin CPR on a dead guy”
    Isn’t that the point mark?

  • @bagels4523
    @bagels4523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    *drives past what looks like a car wreck*
    Mark: “oh that’s a problem”
    *keeps driving*

    • @paladinstorm
      @paladinstorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The game is on autopilot for that part, pretty sure. Doesn't make it any less funny.

  • @jessicacrider813
    @jessicacrider813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Mark: *puts ear to dummy's mouth*
    Dummy: *breaths*
    Mark: "YoU wErEn'T sUpPoSeD tO dO tHaT"

    • @ibster8822
      @ibster8822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha lol, I spat my coke out :)

    • @ibster8822
      @ibster8822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Coca-Cola*

    • @jacksonrich7881
      @jacksonrich7881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats not how your supposed to play the game

    • @PatriotAnimation
      @PatriotAnimation 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ibster8822 why u eat cocain

  • @darkclaw7571
    @darkclaw7571 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Game: Accident
    Tutorial begins
    Mark: Perfect crime

  • @mckenziegreen2719
    @mckenziegreen2719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Fun fact: you shouldn’t unbuckle people in a car accident in case they have internal damage. The seatbelt could be holding all of their intestines together and you should also try not to move people cause that can also kill them :)

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1683

    Mark: “Hey editor it’s you!”
    Lixian: “Okay fellow TH-camr”

    • @GuT0
      @GuT0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @CloudBlitzer
      @CloudBlitzer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nothinbutlag vibes

    • @Lancer2004
      @Lancer2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are an asmr TH-camr. I'm scared

    • @dracothelord6734
      @dracothelord6734 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Napoleon

  • @slammingbrutality7349
    @slammingbrutality7349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1458

    Mark, Amy, and “Editor”
    Like seriously is this just a coincidence that their names are in this simulator??? 😅

    • @schwichan
      @schwichan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      idk maan

    • @teslacoil5378
      @teslacoil5378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Coincidence? I THINK NOT

    • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
      @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Victim: Ethan Eefstor
      Tried to do a sick flip with his car

    • @johncarlofernandez2698
      @johncarlofernandez2698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Next time the game will give him a dog companion named Chika

    • @sialmeckerjr
      @sialmeckerjr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@teslacoil5378 *NOT*

  • @naomievans3248
    @naomievans3248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    It’s strange when Mark says “This is in the future” I see that the date on the paper is tomorrow 😐

  • @DefinitelyNotATrolldier
    @DefinitelyNotATrolldier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Me: ok this people crashed and we have to save them.
    Mark: **inspects every single thing on the map to determine the tutorial was a planned murder**

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    Lixian be like: "The next 'accident' to investigate will be yours, Mark!"

    • @angelic_bloodbath
      @angelic_bloodbath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Underrated

    • @chaplinfan6369
      @chaplinfan6369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean "Editor?" ;)

    • @defaultangel4988
      @defaultangel4988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So thats why we have “who killed Markiplier?” It was predicting the future!

  • @DoctorVictoryZenith
    @DoctorVictoryZenith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    “What if you’re doing CPR on a dead person?"
    You only carry out CPR on people who are not breathing and lack a pulse, i.e. by medical definition dead. If you don't feel a pulse or breathing, you start CPR, regardless of whether or not you think it's too late. You keep it up until either help arrives to relieve you or you tire out.

    • @tsinquisition3455
      @tsinquisition3455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This game is also outdated, there's no need to make artificial breathing anymore, professionals have decided that while you do the CPR enough air gets in by the compressions so no breathing needed

    • @KlenKarter
      @KlenKarter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The problem with the game, that if you have 2 people, you prioritize the less wounded and stabilize it before you do the CPR, cause if you start the CPR first, the less wounded could die, and now you have 2 dead people...... So first you should stabilize the less wounded, and than start the CPR

    • @yeetpea5302
      @yeetpea5302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@tsinquisition3455 I'm trained in emergency first aid and I was still taught to give breaths while doing CPR. Of course, it varies depending on the persons age since children, for instance, have residual breath.

    • @tsinquisition3455
      @tsinquisition3455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yeetpea5302 Europe or US? Because I think most European countries Don't do it anymore

    • @yeetpea5302
      @yeetpea5302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tsinquisition3455 Europe. More specifically, the UK. 🤣

  • @Jackrodder
    @Jackrodder ปีที่แล้ว +8

    15:45 I love how this became an universal fear nearly in everybody since that movie. Good job to the writers and producers of that film!

    • @butwhytho4858
      @butwhytho4858 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OMG YES and the road I live off of has A paper and wood mill in Louisiana. Log trucks nonstop. Like ptsd every time everyday lol

    • @Jackrodder
      @Jackrodder ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@butwhytho4858
      - I can't go to work boss, the log trucks man!
      - I know, stay where you are, no problem!

  • @aj200415
    @aj200415 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Malta, the Netherlands, Portugal, Romania and Sweden have 112 as their emergency number.

    • @partlycloudy4664
      @partlycloudy4664 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Wow it would suck if you didn’t know that and dialed 911 during an emergency but no one would come! 😂

  • @travisminger5339
    @travisminger5339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1418

    “Inspect the wounds” *jams finger at wounds* “yep, that’s a wound🤔” 😂😂

    • @beaubryant4465
      @beaubryant4465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      me discovering my own bruises

    • @khalidaimed6728
      @khalidaimed6728 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ratio

    • @nyxie2877
      @nyxie2877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@beaubryant4465 “Wait, the spot I touched just then hurt a little bit. Huh...? OH WHAT THE FUCK. HOW? HOW? I’VE BEEN SITTING IN MY ROOM FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS!

  • @olddolanwasbetter9615
    @olddolanwasbetter9615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1469

    "what? why was there a truck passing me if there are wooden logs here"
    **truck was the suspect**
    "OHH-"

    • @serenahart3876
      @serenahart3876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      15:45 FD2 Reference

    • @geggilishes5286
      @geggilishes5286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@serenahart3876 reference? not really a reference but good try

    • @juliasprang6003
      @juliasprang6003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I hate ur profile picture

    • @lynnly2406
      @lynnly2406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I tried wiping off your pfp thinking it’s real hair

    • @dkjcb3993
      @dkjcb3993 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lynnly2406 I see a few of us did 😠😂

  • @PersePixels
    @PersePixels 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *Mark just fills his trunk with triangles from now on

  • @novabarrows4
    @novabarrows4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The cars going by fast was so accurate. Even with emergency lights and directing traffic, most people don’t slow down or move over for us.

  • @caitlintwitty2223
    @caitlintwitty2223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Mark: "We got Mark, Amy, Editor"
    Me: Don't forget Dummy

    • @VictorythroughUnity59
      @VictorythroughUnity59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      This game was intentionally created to freakout/scare Markiplier, it's all here.
      Himself, people from his life, and most damning... MANIKINS!!!

    • @Anti_Matter-qz1il
      @Anti_Matter-qz1il 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This game is a horror game just for mark to play
      I also have a fear of dammed MANEQUINS

    • @BoyMadeOfCardBoard
      @BoyMadeOfCardBoard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why would you be in the game

    • @caitlintwitty2223
      @caitlintwitty2223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BoyMadeOfCardBoard I was actually thinking eef, but ya know, I’m more of a dummy than he is 😂

  • @lolap9968
    @lolap9968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Imagine being in a car crash and you’re woken up by Markiplier going
    “Sir can you hear me? Sir! Can you hear me?”

    • @ryuudrazyl4588
      @ryuudrazyl4588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      We're doomed.

    • @cryptid4351
      @cryptid4351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It wouldn’t work cause then I would die

    • @RCBackstaber
      @RCBackstaber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My Savior!

    • @mitsuruchan1480
      @mitsuruchan1480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Imagine him going "hey you you're finally awake"

    • @SaintDamain
      @SaintDamain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I’d be like “....wh... where.... where’s the blacksmith?...”

  • @bnd007
    @bnd007 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    18:55
    Hello, you got games on your phone?

  • @ashhplayz9489
    @ashhplayz9489 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    game: *literally named **ACCIDENT***
    mark when he sees an accident in this game: IT WAS A MURDER ATTEMPT!

  • @lollordfrozen
    @lollordfrozen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Important Info: Smart phones know the emergency numbers of any country and automatically dial the right one if you put in any emergency number. So if you are in a foreign country and you dont know their emergency number you can just dial any emergency number you know and it will put you through to the right one!

    • @Crazyclay78YT
      @Crazyclay78YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      wow, thats a cool piece of info i didnt know i would be learning at 5 am today

    • @paragonquille7292
      @paragonquille7292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hey nice tip!

    • @XX-jk7hx
      @XX-jk7hx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes, i've learnd that in drivin school in germany from my drivin teacher! Verry nice!

    • @supernoodle704
      @supernoodle704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      also, if you spend a lot of time out hiking or in remote places, or even if you just want to be more safe i recommend getting an app called ‘what3words’ where you can pinpoint your location more precisely, and therefore emergency services can pinpoint it too.

    • @paragonquille7292
      @paragonquille7292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@supernoodle704 good tips all around

  • @F4TA1_3RR0R
    @F4TA1_3RR0R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1640

    Therapist: “Troll face Mark doesn’t exist. Troll face Mark can’t hurt you.”
    Troll face Mark: 0:50

    • @koka_pepsi
      @koka_pepsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Overused joke

    • @neurolucky43
      @neurolucky43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its a meme.

    • @salmonella1486
      @salmonella1486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      it haunts me

    • @tmlwastrashchannel.3020
      @tmlwastrashchannel.3020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@salmonella1486 yes

    • @makaroni3882
      @makaroni3882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@koka_pepsi all jokes are overused just depends when everyone collectively decides that it's not funny anymore

  • @NovaZoom
    @NovaZoom 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I know this is three years ago, but I'm in school for EMT, and CPR is technically performed on a "dead" person. The criteria to initiate CPR is unresponsive (they don't respond to taps, noise, or pain), apneic (they are not breathing [ei no breaths are heard and no chest rises are visible]), and pulseless (for an unresponsive adult, the carotid pulse [the one on the neck] is generally palpated [felt]. For a child, the brachial [the one in the elbow crease] is palpated.
    People may not realize it, but the very act of CPR (cardiopulmonary resuscitation) is quite literally keeping the patient's heart beating to keep the blood flowing. That's why it is important to compress at least 2 in. and to let the chest completely recoil, it is *literally* manual heart pumping. The accurate rate is 100-120 beats per minute for an adult, but slightly faster or slightly slower can be okay (Slightly slower/faster CPR is better than no CPR!) {Edit: If CPR is done properly, it will sound like you are breaking their ribs. This is necessary, so don't be alarmed!! I was taught that it isn't the actual ribs breaking, but rather the cartilage that holds the ribs to the sternum!}
    In the past, people have also done mouth to mouth as apart of CPR, but this isn't proven to help, as far as I know. So if you come across someone who seems to be unconscious, call for an ambulance (duh!) but don't be worried about rescue breaths. Compression-only CPR is good until the medics arrive!!
    Also, if an AED (automated external defibrillator) is nearby, get it/have someone get it! An AED will be able to detect a dysrhythmia (abnormal heart rhythm) and may be able to shock it back into a normal rhythm. An AED is extremely easy to use, and generally will have vocal instructions. Make sure not to touch the patient AT ALL when it's accessing or shocking, and don't be alarmed if the AED doesn't advise a shock. Only certain dysrhythmias are shockable, so if the AED says no shock advised, just continue with CPR. Some AEDs even have a rhythm for CPR when its not accessing/shocking!

  • @abbeymartin3689
    @abbeymartin3689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    mark: “omg! this is in the future”
    me: watching this on july 17 2021

    • @ni__wolf143
      @ni__wolf143 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Me reading this on April 28th 2024

  • @awmehgoddd
    @awmehgoddd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Wait... so, there's a "Mark", an "Amy," and an "Editor"
    _....so the 2 DUMMIES _*_must have been BOB AND WADE!_*

    • @definitelynotmae3117
      @definitelynotmae3117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      *rips off dummy head” IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME

    • @subtlegong2817
      @subtlegong2817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      So Bob must have been the one in the back seat attempting to stab the driver

  • @Dan_The_History_Nerd
    @Dan_The_History_Nerd 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    17:41 "We're in oblast. We're in the future"
    For those wondering oblast means region but in Russian
    So the whole name is Leningrad Region (Russia)

  • @cookieskoon2028
    @cookieskoon2028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There are three types of encumbered trucks I will not stay behind. I will literally get off the highway to avoid it. Lumber, pipes, car carriers.

  • @ashookamanuela1901
    @ashookamanuela1901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    Mark: Just wants to have a good time.
    Game: How bout some Trauma instead?

  • @tyler88uehh25
    @tyler88uehh25 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    everyone is probably just dying while mark is busy shaking their shoulder

  • @G2YC3R32L
    @G2YC3R32L 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The opposite of Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response (ASMR) would be misophonia I believe. Misophonia is a strong reaction to specific sounds, examples: dripping water, chewing, snapping gum, or repetitive noises, such as pencil tapping or pen clinking.

  • @DamianSiIvers
    @DamianSiIvers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    I imagine Mark sticking his finger in the wound.
    "Yup, that’s a wound alright"

    • @necrobynerton7384
      @necrobynerton7384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *slides finger across the wound*
      seems he hit his head very hard

    • @Grimrose_04
      @Grimrose_04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mark tasting the blood “oh, they’re bleeding”

    • @paisleesheppard5629
      @paisleesheppard5629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Grimrose_04 "blergh, might want to cut back on the salty fries there, buddy."

    • @PlanetComputer
      @PlanetComputer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      sdfg

    • @autumnox2174
      @autumnox2174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saint Thomas and Jesus, reenacted, 2020

  • @zboy1152
    @zboy1152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Game: check for breathing
    Mark's fear of mannequins: *here's my cue!*

  • @kenziew7470
    @kenziew7470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "what if I'm just doing CPR on a dead guy?"
    Mark...that's....that's the point

  • @wendyjaa
    @wendyjaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There is nothing better than the way Mark says "tutorial."

  • @casey_unoriginal
    @casey_unoriginal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    “What if you’re doing CPR on a dead person??”
    Me, a lifeguard: that is... kinda the point
    😂
    Edit: dang didn’t expect this much attention! I should clarify, I’m only joking! Ik he couldn’t check for a pulse in the game... although I do find it ironic that the lifeguards in the comments are the only one agreeing with me and not hating lol

    • @snanman
      @snanman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Omg your a lifeguard that's so cool!!!!

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      shhhhh, let him stay peacefully oblivious

    • @tinhtruong4496
      @tinhtruong4496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me, not asking

    • @majoria4746
      @majoria4746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree haha xD

    • @ahumangames245
      @ahumangames245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ayy you’re a lifeguard, I was training to be one but covid

  • @Chikie9952
    @Chikie9952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2504

    As someone who’s studying Forensics I love how Mark was trying to analyze that first scene XDDD

    • @PatrickJoshua
      @PatrickJoshua 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      What are the notable stuff? Cause I would also behave the same way if placed in that situation haha

    • @guppykid3535
      @guppykid3535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      OOH how is it in forensics cause I’ve always had a fascination with it

    • @Chikie9952
      @Chikie9952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@guppykid3535 at times it can be super super interesting and fun, but frustrating other times! XDD if doing an investigation you have to look for every detail, it has to be very very thorough or you could miss something important! And not to mention there are different branches and pathways in forensics! Overall though, I love this field because it’s always a challenge and you never know what you might find!

    • @Sh1roNekoshi
      @Sh1roNekoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I have a natural interest in crime stuff. Not just the semi real TV shows, but documentaries and everything too. It's actually very interesting how progress is made and all

    • @caffeinebee
      @caffeinebee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Chikie9952 I'm currently studying forensic lab science! (I may switch my major to forensic anthropology, though... Haven't decided yet lmao)

  • @ash-6923
    @ash-6923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mark: Oh my god this is in the future
    Future: 2021
    Now: 2021 almost 2022

  • @ianlikesguitars
    @ianlikesguitars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    17:17 um im going on a roadtrip tomorrow

  • @pkmntrainermark8881
    @pkmntrainermark8881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    "Put the victim in your car."
    "WHERE DO I PUT HIM?!"

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Instructions are wasted on Mark.

  • @Noo6995
    @Noo6995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    I love how detailed this game is. I wouldn’t mind seeing more tbh.

    • @7hird3ye
      @7hird3ye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I agree! It actually shows a lot of details on how to resuscitate a victim. Really liked that.

    • @hideogayjima5699
      @hideogayjima5699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What are you a tsundere?
      Just say ya want more

    • @jackal292
      @jackal292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can play it yourself, just head outside and lay some nails on the rosd

    • @BigDSizl20
      @BigDSizl20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jackal292 well that was mighty dark

    • @komakozeee
      @komakozeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@7hird3ye i mean while i liked it too it... isnt really showing you how to do much of anything if you want to learn that just go take a cheap 10-20 dollar cpr class some jobs might even pay to have you learn it

  • @zukiix_
    @zukiix_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Gently shake the shoulder"
    *"Y O U A W A K E ? ? ?"*

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:02 - FYI that's checking for breathing in three ways at once: Look, listen and feel. Lean down and place the ear just above the mouth and look down the body for the chest rising, listen for the sound of respiration and feel their exhaled breath on your ear 👍

  • @ZatannaZataraGrayson
    @ZatannaZataraGrayson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Mark: What if I'm doing CPR on a dead guy?
    They aren't dead until the medical examiner, doctor, or coroner pronounces them dead with cause and manner of death. Assume the person is alive unless they're confirmed otherwise; it not only could save the person but also helps keep you mentally in check if you're not defeatist when you arrive on the scene. There's a limited window of time you have to restart the heart's rhythm before the person suffers permanent brain damage and potentially death. You perform CPR until the person has steady breathing and/or steady pulse or EMS arrives and takes over.
    It would be nice if the game taught you how an AED is set up and how it works (it sends an electrical pulse to the heart to help regulate rhythm, though you'd have to establish a pulse first, an AED can't help someone with no heartbeat) but then again not everyone has one of those in the back of their vehicle and publically available AEDs are usually in more urban areas, not in countrysides as seen so far in this game.

    • @TRoss240
      @TRoss240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol, “how to use an AED”. Push the on button, listen to it, do what it says.
      Congratulations, you’re now trained on AED use. Try not to shock your partner.

    • @coffeeaddict9605
      @coffeeaddict9605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True. Such as, if you're doing chest compressions properly, there is a high likelihood you'll break a rib. That's okay!

    • @KrepsyK
      @KrepsyK 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally every EMS worker's nightmare.

    • @KunMagicGirlGaming
      @KunMagicGirlGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yah the creator should have put in some realism with the medical help in it.

    • @bloodstormwolf9512
      @bloodstormwolf9512 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, it was better then 'apply medkit' and being done like you usually see.

  • @razortheonethelight7303
    @razortheonethelight7303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact.
    When doing cpr on a infant you have you be careful as if you breath into its mouth/nose (it's one of those two) and you do it too hard it can pop their lungs.

  • @R1ckle
    @R1ckle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've been having terrible anxiety and really depressive episodes (?) I guess that's the best way to explain it- anyways- I've been in a fog the last few days, being able to sit down with one of Mark's videos to bring some sort of calm to the storm is a gift. Thank you so much Mark, you probably won't see this, but in any slim chance you do, I just want to say, Thank you. You are truly amazing. I wish you the best, you and Amy both. Much love!

  • @nebvbn4504
    @nebvbn4504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I actually really like what this game teaches to be honest. To take precaution with vehicles, understand that they're not safe, and the consequences of any car accident has on everyone, not just the individuals within the accident itself. And all of it is taught in an intuitive way. Very well done.
    Edit: As mentioned in a reply, don't use this game or a random article on the internet as basis for first aid. Get it from a legitimate source (I.e. basic training courses are taught everywhere) if you really want to help someone.

    • @jw5386
      @jw5386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And the first aid and CPR stuff is accurate and educational

    • @itwasntriggedyourejustaloser73
      @itwasntriggedyourejustaloser73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Someone is going to try the things they "learned" in this game and kill someone. Like shaking a victim as a first responder, you have no idea if they have spin or neck injury and shaking them if they do could kill them, as could grabbing their head and lifting it when there is a strong possibility of a spine or neck injury like there would be in a car crash scenario, you would have to try other things like looking to see if the chest is rising and falling, or getting close enough to hear. Also if someone has been impaled by something, the VERY LAST THING you should do is PUT PRESSURE ON IT!!!!! In the field the best you can or SHOULD do with an implement is to get some kind of clean cloth and tape if you have it and then to secure it however possible to keep it stable, if you put PRESSURE on a stick that is just shy of someone's lung....... I just cant with this 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

    • @nebvbn4504
      @nebvbn4504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@itwasntriggedyourejustaloser73 You have some excellent points, obviously a person shouldn't use the "training" recieved from random forums and games to educate you on proper medical procedures. Get it from legitimate sources if you truly want to help if you encounter an accident.
      After all, it *is* the internet.

    • @jw5386
      @jw5386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah sorry I didn't mean that people should try it, I just thought it was cool that like the CPR was the right tempo and things like that.

  • @alisonanddanlindsey
    @alisonanddanlindsey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    Mark: "Lixian you've been demoted to 'editor' again."
    Lixian: "Are you challenging me?"

  • @foxlynn
    @foxlynn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a highway worker who has to work in snow storms, people speeding by is scarily accurate even when they can’t see where they are going

  • @anderskjetillinde7381
    @anderskjetillinde7381 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey there. Guy from Norway here. We dial 110 for firefighters, 112 for police and 113 for ambulance. The responder will then alert the 2 other emergency services, if they are required. If you don’t remember which number goes to which you can still call one and they can patch you over to the department you are supposed to talk to. If you had a car crash for instance, you would most likely call 113 and the ambulance would notify 112, and 110 if someone is stuck inside the debris and can’t get out.

  • @GuardianDragon6
    @GuardianDragon6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    I love how he's adopted "skadoosh" so naturally

    • @skewerzz
      @skewerzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      he's got a lot of 'oosh' words in his personal vocabulary lol

    • @ReExist
      @ReExist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well what did u expect
      That’s the only reason why we LIKE HIM

    • @ReExist
      @ReExist 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not accually only there are a lot of reason but one ting for sure that he is the best comedian

    • @sydneyhudnall3566
      @sydneyhudnall3566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's crazy how you think people can own words

    • @skewerzz
      @skewerzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sydneyhudnall3566 yeah if I'm not mistaken, skadoosh came from kung fu panda (or it at least popularized it)

  • @wingedlynx2584
    @wingedlynx2584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I read ‘Car Accident’ in the title and was overwhelmed with panic before I finished the third word lol

    • @Palomar23
      @Palomar23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah I sometimes I just pray that he doesn’t break his god damn nose again lol

    • @meatsicles368
      @meatsicles368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Palomar23 PFF-

    • @Paper_Flowers
      @Paper_Flowers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same that stressed me out for a second there

    • @Aran-ps3te
      @Aran-ps3te 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When I first look at this it looks like someone broke mark neck

    • @dr.bubbles
      @dr.bubbles 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh really i just saw "car" and clicked right away.

  • @zombiekiller967
    @zombiekiller967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The dummy test run when the second dummy died but had no wounds it reminded me of a story my dad told me. There were four people in a car 2 front 2 back. People in the front had seat belt while the 2 in the back was not. They got into the accident. The two people in the front died and the two people in the back. The two people who died necks were snapped because the two people in the back were launched forward.

  • @vhan75
    @vhan75 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:44 - 15:54 I'm glad I'm not the only person who was absolutely terrified by that scene and have been skeptical of trailers ever since lmao.

  • @user-mi5gg2dy9b
    @user-mi5gg2dy9b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    I can’t imagine how Mark’s steam library looks like at this point

    • @azl5044
      @azl5044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How t h i c c?

    • @amsyarzero
      @amsyarzero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eh, that's normal

    • @leahtheriot2623
      @leahtheriot2623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thic with 6 c

    • @juanin2top194
      @juanin2top194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@leahtheriot2623 *T H I C C C C C C*

    • @adnanasif9538
      @adnanasif9538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@leahtheriot2623
      Those are rookie numbers

  • @bildom
    @bildom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    “One of these people is gonna die and I’m gonna fail everything”
    Two dead in bottom left

  • @DapperThorns
    @DapperThorns 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My grandfather always taught me that metal detecting in battle feilds is a no go, and that you always have to ask public places for permission first. And that when you are detecting, you must always fill your holes back in and take any trash you find with you.

  • @ridetilldawnnn
    @ridetilldawnnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    its always hilarious when mark says something dumb and i think "surely they wouldn't have done that" and then he tries it and it works

  • @nachonathan8334
    @nachonathan8334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Mark: “Today we are accident investigators. How wouldn’t like that simulation.”
    Me: *remembers Mark’s broke nose*

    • @cliq5673
      @cliq5673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nobody asked @ì

    • @cliq5673
      @cliq5673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Ì ÆM ĶèvìñBB no, sir

    • @foliumviride2547
      @foliumviride2547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gosh it makes me miss [REDACTED] more...

    • @sk3tch_art1st35
      @sk3tch_art1st35 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@foliumviride2547 memento mori

  • @putyouonrapz
    @putyouonrapz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Meanwhile In a alternate universe:
    Lixian : “Markiplier could you edit that out so it flows.”

  • @femboyboytoy3331
    @femboyboytoy3331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You're gonna be fine. You're gonna see your mannequin family again."

  • @crazyhead3123
    @crazyhead3123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can we please get more of this. I quite enjoy hearing your pained groans and intense screaming.