ALL OF R/DIDNTKNOWIWANTEDTHAT
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A compilation of our best vids on the top posts from r/Didntknowiwantedthat on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay Video credits below.
Narrators:
/ @itsboobin
/ @jaymick
/ @thelexikitty
/ @damienlee
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r/DontYouKnowWhoIAm | Houston, we have a problem.
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r/MaliciousCompliance | Me: Sure thing!
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r/Nicegirls | she doesn't want much.
• r/Nicegirls | she does...
1:06:16 funnily enough the Chinese invented bamboo torture, where someone is literally strapped down on top of a bamboo shoot and after a while a stalk of bamboo grows straight through their chest cavity and the MythBusters tested it and it’s actually plausible so yeah, food for thought
It is nice to know that others know this odd fact
they uh... tested it, huh?
@@LilacShowers well yes…technically. they tested it on a dummy made out of ballistic gelatin, which is the closest equivalent you can get to human skin and flesh other then using a pig carcass as a stand-in
@@Choujifangirl I remember that episode, that one and them trying to explode a stomach with soda and pop rocks.
Came here to say this! New fear unlocked for Jack. 👌
My guy, I need you to know this because it is soo cool! The indoor beekeeping. Bees activity in their hives generate tonnes of heat. If you have enough hives in your walls, they could heat the building. There are places you can say that are literal bee heated cabins and I am absolutely not over it!
Yup, which is why you'll see pest management services often using a thermal camera to pinpoint the precise hive location before cutting into said walls for removal. 😊
(It's less effective on wasps/hornets, sadly.)
48:10 I received a tortilla blanket as a gift from a friend after I mentioned enjoying "burrito mode" (eg wrapping up in a blanket) on the couch in winter. It's actually a quality-made blanket, and the print is accurate.
50:43 Hear me out...you can just swallow your chewing gum. That thing about it being in your intestines for 7 years is an urban legend (read: lie).
Anyone else notice that the editor forgot to censor the first time the split bath appeared? It only got censored after it zoomed out and returned to default size
2:17 Yeah, I did notice it was suddenly censored. Honestly I don't see why it ever needed to be, the people aren't indecent.
I noticed
@@conlon4332youtube would probably think they were nude
yep, had to rewind to see what I missed... nothing. not sure which is lamer: them for blurring or me for checking why. lol
I've got cookies for everyone
Can i have one?
Cookies???
COOKIES, U SAY?
🍪
DONT WORRY! I MADE ENOUGH FOR 3K PEOPLE! ILL MAKE MORE IF I NEED TOO
watches EmKay. "Okay cool im enjoying this." Lexi starts talking "LIFE IS WORTH LIVING!"
Lexi makes you happy, Robin makes you mad, Jack does everything else
2:30 Because of water temperature. You can enjoy someone’s company in the bath but hate their taste in water temperature.
The solution to the waste caused by balloons could be solved two ways:
1. Edible balloons (as long as they’re safe for both humans and the wildlife to eat, and you can even make them different flavors, like cherry or apple)
2. Biodegradable balloons (less exciting, but probably more practical than trying to make them taste good while still safe for animals to eat)
E-edible..?
@@Aidan_RF_real yeah, I was probably very sleep-deprived when I wrote that.
I think the basic idea was to find a way to reuse popped balloons so they wouldn’t just be left there for animals to choke on, and I figured that since they’re usually used at parties, the simplest method would be to make them edible and sweet so they double as candy (similar to candy bracelets or something), but now that I’m reading it again with a clear head, it sounds more like something you’d see in in an adult toy shop.
That makes a bit more sense, though it caught me off guard. I just imagined a balloon eating contest 😂@@heartofthewild680
Fair.
Christ the street lamp edit got me good.
it doesnt even cover the whole bench
but it is cool
Christ The Street Lamp?
That's some weird mental image.
EMKAY STOP MAKING ME WANT TO USE MONEY I DON'T HAVE-
Have you considered bank robbery.
Rest in peace wallet
-Take a loan
-Cool things
-Debt
-Run from the country
Money isn't real. It's just a slave token printed by the government to keep slaves working to pay mortgages and other debts.😊
Tax evasion dude. Tax evasion
The amount of howling and wheezing I’m doing over the chair attachment for your jeans probably has my neighbors worried. My dog definitely looks concerned.
No one cares
@@Infinitloop1324 Get back in your basement, troll
@@Infinitloop1324I hope you get Funky Towned by the Mexican cartel
I'm not sure I want a street lamp shaped like slenderman offering me an umbrella, but who knows maybe he just lonely.
1:18 props to editor!!!
What about 2:18 and 2:30 lmao
@@DoAxKenney because 1:18 is funny?
Response to the 70s conversation pit: They added that to Webkinz not too long ago as part of their retro collection. Ganz knows what we all want.
*intece breathing*
*breathing stops*
A spider like creature walks into the room
Night light turns on
*oh hi tim*
7:40 I don't have one but I do use foil folded to make the dividers. Pull the foil out, cover one side, fold a divider in the foil (make a wall), cover the other portion and then cut. Also works if your pan is too big for what you need, you would cut the foil after making a 'wall'.
i had a "didnt know i wanted that" moment a couple weeks ago when i saw a post about someone's mom giving them a tiny Jesus figure and i've wanted it ever since
21:32
Officer: Do I smell whiskey off you?
You: y-n- kinda?! It’s my soap! 😅
Lol. I have that shower/tub combo unit and let me tell y'all, I ain't giving it up but nothing. Rainfall shower, 2 shower heads, body sprayer, detachable foot massager, steam shower, aroma therapy, whirlpool tub, Bluetooth etc.....
26:13 red pandas do that when they feel threatened so they make themselves look bigger
17:11 that's amazing. I've genuinely forgotten controls and what i was doing in games. I need that
13:50 you can wash and re-use plastic baggies as long as they don't break. A lot of people throw them away, but you can wash them, and some brands can even survive the dishwasher.
yea! my mom saves em
41:47 Funnily enough, as long as you do it gently that is the proper way to hold a bird to restrain it (usually for small parrots kept as pets which need to be given medicine or a check up.) Since parrots need to move their ribcage in and out to breathe, holding them around the chest can be dangerous to their health. A gentle grip around the neck (more like making a ring with your fingers than actually grabbing the neck) and wings without putting pressure on the chest is the proper way to restrain a pet bird. Source: Me, as someone who has a klutz of a pet bird that I need to know how to perform first aid on/give medicine to ^^;
That book carousel was the great granddaddy of having multiple tabs open. Respect.
Fun fact: You can like a comment by double tapping it!
Neat!
Copy paste？？
@@pupucover Nah
Huh :0
Noice
W to the guy who brought cookies for us all.
Emkay when emkay posts I don’t whant to die anymore! Works like a charm
the typewriter art is way too good-
10:12 "Snickers bar" Riiight
Fun fact the people who made the ad used in that streetlamp edit, supposedly committed piracy when creating the original. For those who haven’t seen the original ad, it was essentially a “piracy is a crime, don’t do piracy.” Ad that I remember being on those Disney FastPlay DVD’s.
1:52 ITS THE TPHONES GUYD WITWERAWWY THE TWESTOSTEPHONES THE TPHONW GUYS
(Obvi just their shells but a boy can dream)
32:43 On a similar note to this product: My nose has always been the first part of my face to get cold in the winter. I'd wear scarves, but wrapping them that high made it too hard to breathe. So, one thing I can say actually benefitted me about the pandemic was discovering cloth masks. They're so much easier to breathe in, and still keep my nose warm! Always keep one in my winter coat pocket.
i love you dude but the "no one cares or reads these" is super inaccurate cause let me tell you i learned the hard way everyone reads your door mats.. or whatever they are called in english
You got em right! Doormats are in fact read, as you said. Whether that be for better or for worse, we will never truly know
@@schrod1ngersc4t oh thank you! Glad i got it right lol
37:02 That's a bad idea. It's stitched to the shirt, and you can't machine wash or even use regular detergent with microfiber cloth. It would literally destroy the shirt if you use a dryer.
the gum one, normally gum in tins like that doesnt come wrapped, atleast all the brands i've seen
yeah, and why would you want it wrapped? That's just more plastic waste, it's good that it isn't wrapped individually
1:11:35 I think I read somewhere that bonsai isn't a type of tree but instead a technique that makes any tree stay miniature
5:04 my dad actually got one of these from a coworker and every time we see it we just have to laugh and say it's adorable and funny.
The Class: Teacher what are you wearing?
The teacher: Oh I'm just wearing a Body instruction suit so you guys can know what body part you're learning about I'll point to it.
The class: That makes me weird you know I don't like it
TIMESTAMPS (so I won't be doing JUST Robin)
Robin: 0:00
Jack: 40:02
Lexi: 1:06:59
21:26 No joke, I tried that soap. It left my skin feeling super dry and smelled like generic bargain bin soap you'd buy at the dollar store.
I find Emkay videos are more fun to watch when Robin is a bit less critical.
i always tend to avoid videos where he's the only narrator, hes just way too negative for me sometimes :( my fav compilations are the ones with just lexi!!
0:23 it’s a good solution until the cats scratch through that too 😂
This is 'didntknowiwantedthat' not 'I'm not rich so I don't want it' get it right emkay!
1:14:24 theres no magnets or anything! this is a tension table, which is typically seen smaller (I'm not sure if it would work at this size but id assume so) where the tension with how its built keeps it up. that or the chains are actually just welded together
grocs
Yellow
i'm honored to be a part of this video
As of posting this, nobody here watched the full video
You sure?
1:06:15 There was a method of torture using bamboo. Some fast-growing varieties can grow several centimeters a day. They were supposedly placed under a tied-up prisoner and then grew through parts of his body
18 sconds ago is wild
2 minutes ago is wild
@@H0GLIN 17 minutes ago is wild
@@moron_guy42021 minutes ago is wild
@@moron_guy42022 minutes ago is wild
27 minutes is insane
TECHNICALLY
It's not a spider lamp, because it only have 6 legs, while spider and other arachnids have 8
I wish Robin wasn't so abrasive. I can't ever watch this channel with my daughter in the room anymore since Robin became a narrator due to his incessant swearing. Like is it really necessary to drop an F bomb just because he doesn't want the indoor beehive? Every other narrator makes me laugh and feel better at the end of watching - Robin, the exact opposite.
If Damian and Lexi come across something unusual, they spend the time to search about it and share the knowledge, Robin says "I don't f£&king care" and moves on. I just find that disrespectful cause it's basically saying "I'm here to read these for you but I don't care enough about it or you to put any effort into it".
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
maybe don't watch robin then lol
@@gaster2411 I don't. I switch off as soon as I hear his voice now. I do sporadically watch to see if he's grown up a bit but have yet to see that. I've watched this channel for years before he came along so it's kind of annoying when something you enjoy is spoiled because someone isn't capable of explaining their point without acting like a 7 year old who has just learnt a swear word.
@@rather_be_a_cat well, i suppose since emkay is supposed to be for all audiences, there has to be a ton of people who enjoy robin's content
@@gaster2411 this channel was here a long time before he came along and hopefully will be for a long time after he's gone. He adds nothing to it. If he wants to make content where the narration is nothing more than pathetic swearing, why do it on a channel that has always had a humorous narrative and drag the whole thing down?
You’re wrong Robin the salt in Ramen comes from the packet not the actual brick of noodles itself but then again the brick is sealed with wax to keep it together so I don’t know which is worse😰
I thought it was deep fried
@@anoob6614 although you might wanna Google that for yourself because I’m not 100% sure on that fact…sorry😅
The "sad bastards cookbook" is great, it's free online if you don't want a paper version and basically a large collection of recipes that can be made when depressed, sick or otherwise out of energy or money to make anything approaching a conventional meal. Very funny read too! There are different versions of most recipes to account for what you might have ingredients wise and how much energy you have available. I can guarantee there are recipes involving rice, though they would be amiss not to include ramen noodles (with optional additions to make it tastier/healthier). I felt very validated that there's a section about "you can in fact eat beans straight out of a can, if you don't have energy for more. But you have to say "it's fine like that" or it doesn't count", something like that anyway.
2:03 SMOOTH JURASSIC PARK REFERENCE, THANK YOU ROBIN!
I’m new to your channel and just realised you’re Australian! I’m glad to see a popular aussie that makes me laugh from time to time. It gives me a sense of pride, y’know?
YKNOW WHAT I WANT? A shirt that says “crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy- x10” cuz yes. 😋
23:25 "Fuck the man and die" got some real energy to it.
That's how I want to go out.
The excitement that comes out of his mouth when something REALLY good comes up...priceless!!!!! I'm a new sub and can't wait to see/hear more!!! Love you guys!!!
15:07 I can't believe somebody would go to all of the trouble and expense to _build in a single-use, pointlessly articulated spigot_ solely to _occasionally_ put water into the _two pet bowls_ beneath it instead of just *actually making it automated enough to refill itself* so you don't have to. This is literally rich people wasting money to make their own lives harder than necessary while pretending it's an improvement.
47:34 Say what you want about it, but that thing will _definitely_ get you hammered.
BADUM TSS!
5:53 Robin doesn’t get this but in the movie Monty Python and the holy grail, they couldn’t afford horses so they were just hopping around and slamming coconuts together to emulate hoof sounds.
This is actually 200% nessicary. If you don't know the 10mm sockets have a legendary disappearing act but never reappear
For the "If I had the money for chandeliers", chandeliers aren't that expensive. My house has a chandelier in one of the bedrooms, and it's a single story 4 bedroom, 3 bath house in a small suburban town. (Then again, that's the only chandelier in the house, but it was there since we bought it.)
Also, before anyone says anything, no my family is not rich.
7:52 its an allergy thing. You wouldn't cook some beef with the pan you used at the same time to cook fish or shellfish if your guests are allergic to seafood. They'd get cross contaminated.
Nooo, if your guest has an allergy you definitely don't want to risk cooking both at the same time, the risk for cross-contamination would be way too high, like if the fat is sizzling and popping would get bits across. Just cook things separately and clean well in between, depending on your guest's allergy severity and cleaning requirements. I had a friend with a severe milk and egg allergy and we couldn't even make pizza with cheese on the same baking sheet as the pizza she had, it would have been too dangerous. She also couldn't share a straw with her boyfriend or kiss him after he ate cheese.
38:29 i love this place! Sadly the slide is gone but it's a great mall!
Robin when he sees a doormat: 🙄🙄🙄 no one cares
28:09 just like that one image of the two tiny porcelain cats drinking milk, I have this! It's got slightly different wood, and sadly the cable making the machine move broke long ago, but I do have one and it's very cool
My grandad would have loved the steam boat lid. He loved cooking and steam boats. A simple man
13:44 "Look at all, that shit single-use plastic." It's only single-use if you put meat or something with sauce on it
I didn't know I wanted anything in this video, but I certainly knew I wanted this video!
1:14:19 this is called tensegrity, basically the chains are causing enough tension to hold the table up. All physics, baby!
LOL at the Nachosaurus. My Mom made hot-dog holders in Ceramics when we were kids that were shaped like wiener dogs. They are SUPER adorable and this thing just made me grin like crazy. Thank you Robin! Also the pronunciation hotline: The first time I said brazier as in the brazen (bronze) bowl-thing used to heat spaces historically, I actually said "ladies' undergarment." So, yeah. That was fun.
1:18
You dont know the lengths I will go to get that lamp.
i’ll have you know i ALREADY own Lobster Flopsters, & wear them very often FOR YEARS
A guy at my high school wore fish flops every day until graduation 6:36
1:14:15 I've seen a physics breaking table up close. Took me quite a while to figure it out, but there's a short chain hanging from the upward curve. That chain holds up the entire weight of the table.
The corner chains is for stability.
1:10:35 my son loves these because he can't grow his own moustache yet
24:24
"Dude, the agency is after me, and this gate is closed! Quick, open it!"
"I'm on it!" Sounds of rapid getting up, followed by the sizzle of waffle batter frying
"Hurry up!"
"I AM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN!" More sizzle
"WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG!"
"I HAVE TO GET MY KEYBOARD WAFFLE!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, KEYBOARD WAFFLE!"
"MY KEY CAPS ARE BROKEN, SO I GOT A WAFFLE KEYBOARD MAKER!"
Loud gunshot noises followed by screaming and screetching
"Jack?"
3:15 Friend was taking me to his house for dinner when we were stationed in Germany. On our way there, some jerk pulled up his tailpipe and promptly hit the high beams.
I told him to just stay steady, I got this, and I started manipulating his rearview mirror. Quickly, I managed to guide the light beam up the hood of the car following, and...
As soon as I saw the nose dip, I knew I had found my target. Not sure if that was Rogue Polezei (not bloody likely), the Baader-Meinhof Gang looking for hostages (More likely, but still not very), or just some hotheaded German Thugs looking for trouble (WAY most likely!), but, after they lost their optical sensors...
58:55 That little motor looks like it could spin really fast, but it seems like it would be terrible under any sort of load. I'm not even sure how you'd go about attaching a load to a motor like that.
*FUN FACT* you dont need to take car of a terrarium infact the table you see looks to be sealed so unless you break the glass or make a hole nothing will happen to the terrarium and it might even outlive you
Stone tubs actually aren’t that unusual, it’s no different from a stone countertop. It’s probably not as heavy as you’d think. I mean it’s certainly heavy, stone countertops are heavy, but as heavy as you make it sound? I can’t imagine
LMAO THE DISH DRYING RACK ONE one of my best friends is finnish so i texted asking about their dish drying rack seeing if it was an above sink one ONLY TO FIND OUT THE STANDARD IS DISH-DRYING CABINETS??? they have rack bottoms and the water drips into the sink but they look like regular cabinets. FEELS SO MUCH MORE CONVENIENTTT
58:19 Don't sweat it, you get equal credit cause you're sharing the picture with us!
there was a guy in my high school who regularly wore flip flobsters. I would manage to be behind him in the stairwells almost every day before one of my classes and it made my day a little better everytime I saw them
Shovel spoons are great but it's a Crime to not make a whole set of farm tool utensils with the extremely brilliant yet also extremely obvious pitchfork forks.
57:53
the chocolate bar: invented by the British
the marshmallow: invented by the ancient Egyptians
the croissant: THE FRENCH
and finally
the smore: invented by the Americans
all combined into
*drumroll*
THE ULTIMATE FORM OF DIABETES
Nah man I knew i needed all of these i just didnt know they existed yet
48:51 i have a pink version of these! PROS - comfortable, easy to put on and take off, and perfect for lounging around. -CONS breaks easily. (But easy to sew back)
There should be an ouroboros style watch, it would look like a snake eating it’s own tail
10:24 I showed this one to my mom and she was like "That would be a fun gift for someone with arachnophobia." And when I mentioned they wouldn't set it up she said "They don't know it's a gift :)"
4:27 this makes me sad,my old dog died and it said "ring the doorbell and I will sing the song of my people" I'm mad at you
The diffuser story made from Lexi made me wish I was that lucky. My diffuser stripped the top layer off some of my furniture and damaged my hifi. I learnt a very good lesson that day.
As a delivery driver I can say a good door mat can make your hour. May the force be with you Star Wars Style is one i always remember, but I actually do appreciate good door mats. I have to take pictures of them to notify the Customer where their food is! ❤
22:17 i used to have this but i lost it, and it was amazing.
0:35 that cat that’s a light grey and then dark grey on some parts is a ragdoll and looks just like my own cat. If you didn’t know, ragdoll cats’ main trait is being extremely friendly to the point where they are mentally unable to fight back. They are very loving and my cat is one of the best friends I have. 😊
The suspicious stew pringles taste like ramen and sour cream and onion chips for anyone wondering
50:13 AGAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD BUT I WHEEZED SO HARD
Y'all can judge me but I often take baths instead of showers, but it's for medical reasons. I have POTS, which causes me to randomly get dizzy spells and randomly pass out. If I'm not feeling well, I bathe. I use a lot of soap and if I feel like I'm still soapy, I stand in the shower long enough to just rinse off. I'd LOVE a larger tub, but I don't need it to have sections.
Maybe you should stop smoking POTS then.
21:20 hell nah Robin, you’re gonna have to fight me for it
0:40 another big issue with leaving your cats outside without a roof is that there is a decent chance that they escape.