Ask your village neighbors to raise money and fly some of our homeless people to your village and give them a bed to sleep in and feed them good food. Everyone deserves this.
Except that's not far off. It's something like $20,000 to give birth right now. Health care business gouges people so bad that they are charging women to hold their babies in the hospital.
As an American, love this documentary! This is genuinely so relatable and I’m glad you gave people from around to world a glimpse of our lives! I love in Florida and I went to Alaska today! It’s kinda a bummer that it took an HOUR but I guess that’s just how life is nowadays.
As a European I'm in awe of how well hydrated you must be. In Europe we are allowed to drink only red wine, espresso, or ethanol, depending on which of our three cities one resides in. It's hard to reach that 2 litre mark, not to mention 4.
Do you guys realize the usa is bigger than Europe? Or is it a bunch of Americans pretending to be European making fun of America's for not visiting other countries
Italian here, nice documentary but you forgot the part where you're on the couch watching TV with a beer in your hand whilst the aliens are landing, then you open the door holding your shotgun to welcome them.
As an Englishman, this is so accurate! I laughed so hard in my Tudor Manor house that I spat out my tea and crumpets, my Bowler hat and monacle fell to the floor and I immediately sent it to my good chum King Charles, who proclaimed it to be very articulately whimsical.
Litres - Liters, the yanks changed a lot of spelling about 30 yrs ago bc the school systems became so incompetent too many kids were graduating basically illiterate & with little understanding of spelling. So they simplified a lot of words making them more phonetic or shorter. Eh Humour - Humor, Colour - Color etc. Interestingly both spellings seem to be acceptable.
@BCNpod I heard that it's common in more places to not be able to afford to live on your own. Same with us. We have a tone of big cities with homelessness and the little ones and drugs. It's so sad. We all need a roof over our heads and a safe place to sleep.
As a french I approve this message, this is exactly what we think ! I was in California last month and I rent a bicycle to go to NYC from L.A. through Vegas in one day :-D
You actually believe one can drive from Los Angeles to New York City (>3000 miles, 4800 km) in under an hour? Texas is larger than France. California is taller than the UK, and twice the area. Don't believe Biden is brilliant.
Honestly, the city next to mine growing up has the sound of gunshots quite often. Took me 10 years to realize they were guns... The city with the gunshots was Holyoke MA. Most ppl don't know it, but ones that do, it seems like the video (without food)
No! This is NOT accurate! The food is way too healthy! As a reas American I would DIE if I ate that! He also forgot the 97 gazillion dollar doctor bill
Have you ever been to Paris? Have you ever been to London? Have you ever been to Berlin? I have, their poverty and homeless situations are worse than ours. You go to Paris, Berlin, or London and walk around after dark you’re not gonna get shot you’re gonna get beaten with a hammer and stabbed with a knife, I guess that makes it OK, but you will still be dead. The majority of Europeans do not eat any healthier than Americans. And one last question for someone who is an expert like yourself why is our life expectancy so much longer than theirs?
At least when americans are honest and admit it, i don’t have a problem with them and i actually find them very funny but I sadly have to admit when the bad influence from america came to germany suddenly our women here started acting really weird and freaky they all became like prostitutes and liked one night stands and suddenly abortion was cool before the influence of america german women were not that way because acting like that would mean acting without any dignity the bad influence to Germany came through Hollywood shity pity 🎥 films.
@@johnbell5613 Life expectancies: Switzerland, Italy, Spain: ~83.7 years France: 83.3 years Germany, UK: 81.3 years USA: 77.5 years ...that is, unless Wikipedia is lying, of course.
Ah, I once talked about the racism with one relatively house-trained American. Apparently they all deeply believe in all those races they keep inventing, even if it is as anti-scientific as "White", "Hispanic" or "Native".
@@LarryLaFoe naw stop at San Diego instead of hitting TJ. The cartels are acting up this time of year & it always takes 2-3 hours to get back over the border. You can spend that time at a long lunch instead 😁
Tbh I've never seen an American who actually likes America. Some are patriots who like how America used to be, but I don't know anyone who's actually optimistic about our country. Conservatives hate every liberal part of our country, and Liberals hate every conservative part.
Dude, it’s in every city. And they continue to be blamed for their circumstances despite the high instances of undiagnosed or untreated mental illness (including addiction, sometimes due to self medicating those illnesses) which is a medical problem and not a moral one. Sadly the trend today is more folks are temporarily unhoused due to being priced out of rent (forget even thinking about a mortgage) thanks to gigantic corporations owning regal properties and driving up home values.
complain about sending a minuscule amount of AID to other countries and say "we should spend it" here and when you say "okay, lets help the people here" they will accuse you of being a communist lol
The homeless do nothing about their poverty. You can offer them a job, and they don't want it. They just want as much change as they can get from you and then use it to go buy drugs.
@@deetles98Always such short sightedness with the black or white perspective, no middle ground. Trump or Biden - both suck Gaza or Israel - both keept fighting
In college I took German and my teacher was an Austrian woman teaching the class as a part of her Master's program. Once when some of us got to class early we asked her if there was anything that surprised her about America, and she said she was surprised at how many pan handlers she saw. She said you don't see that in Germany and Austria, people standing on street corners begging for change. It's not that they don't have poverty, it's that it doesn't work. Nobody stands around begging for change because it's a waste of time, nobody gives them anything. It struck her as a testament to the generosity of people here that someone could actually reasonably expect to get free money from strangers just for asking.
Well, I went to the US, and honestly I was choked by the number of people living in a tent in the street. Like it's normal. We do have some people like that in my country as well, but it is a minority. We have associations and people that try to help homeless people. We have the state providing a bit of money and we have free healthcare, even for homeless people. Way less people live under the poverty line in my country, in term of percentage.
@@michealdrake3421 I have been to New York, Boston, Charlotte, Buffalo, Miami, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Houston, Dallas, and a bunch more cities. Without exception there was terrible poverty and homelessness in the city centers. Sure, there were definitely people helping them. Especially in the more evangelical states there were Christian organisations. But it pales in comparison to what is done in Europe to help homeless people out. In my country, the Netherlands, you’re genuinely only homeless after a million of extremely poor life decisions. In the USA you’re homeless if you’re a veteran with mild PTSD who broke a leg and couldn't afford the medical bill…
@@tsaoh5572not to come off as rude but your entire country is essentially the size of the city of Los Angeles. And it’s super homogeneous. You can’t compare a super diverse multi-state federalist system to your nation. Maybe compare the homeless rate of say the state of Pennsylvania to your own and you will find it’s quite comparable.
I can relate 😢 I'm from South Africa 🇿🇦and I have been asked by Americans, Europeans and some Asians if I sleep in a hut, have a pet lion and just other ridiculous questions 😅
There is this page I watch on here where the girl is from Africa (I can’t remember which country) and she makes fun of all the things people think about Africa. It is hilarious.
@@omnium_gatherum Not only that each African country have an official language which is 1-3 then an official language and most speak the colonizers language! You try to write answers to their questions in their language guess what they try to correct your spelling and grammar! While they don’t speak any other languages!!!
It’s pretty hilarious. I talk to people who live in China. I told them I go for walks in the evening. They can’t believe I don’t get mugged or shot. They also think woman never go outside for fear of being raped.
American view of a German's day (sarc)... They wake up, put on their leiderhosen and drink a large mug of Lowenbrau beer while eating a bratwurst before getting in their electric car and heading to work at the local brewary or with the military, they break for lunch and have a large wiener schnitzle with pomfritz (sp?) while having another beer brought by a hefty woman with big melons, they return home after work to their wife Helga and eat sauerkraut while topping it off with more beer. I lived in Germany for 6 years in the 80's and have visited several times since. Beautiful country with fantastic people. I love that place!
All he is missing is the 1 ton grocery runner thats never seen a spec of dust in the bed, and the doctor visit that gives a bill of $1,000 for a tylenol
@@HandsomeJack11Yes! 😂😂😂 I'm first generation German-American and can verify this is true, lol. Growing up, my schoolmates asked if my parents do as you described at home, too (here in the US). The irony is that my father is Bavarian, and occasionally did wear Lederhosen when working outside doing yard work or repairing vehicles, including his seaplane. My American friends therefore felt vindicated that their stereotypes were accurate when I said "yes," barely able to keep a straight face as the joke was on them. 😂 Then I compared notes with my best friend, Michelle. Her father was a baker from Berlin. No Lederhosen there, LOL! 😂😂😂
@@elwingynah bruh, besides the breakfast (which should be lunch anway, we got entirely other jokes for your breakfast) and homelesness all others are a huge misses
@@weedhigh2564 being overweight as a nation is not a miss, gun related crime is not a miss, taking the first opportunity to gloat how you guys live in the greatest country on earth (you dont) is not a miss, the total bs tipping culture in the states is also not a miss. Well the aliens is i guess a miss although a few decades ago it could be considered also a thing. 😂😂 We do realize this is a sarcastic fun video, but for most of these things there are truths behind them.
look only the psycho americans do that, i ain’t one of them 💀 i did one time eat a grilled cheese to work but i was so hungover and had to get to work, no time to eat.
@@Ginx-pe4si Yeah, and you have to work your whole lives just to buy these "houses" and "vehicles", although they are mere shacks compared to our manors and these "vehicles" are practically horse-drawn carriages. Plus, we don't have to worry about getting shot in our schools or on the streets. Your country is a war zone.
@@Ginx-pe4siLarge vehicles and houses is your definition of a good life? Seems like a shallow way to cope. What about the entire new generation? They can't afford to live anywhere without several jobs, everyone is in crippling debt due to medical issues or school and the violence and politics are as childish and stupid as they ever have been. Don't be patriotic to a country that is actively fucking over the individual, even if it happens to benefit you
@christopherbgsted4749 every building here has air conditioning. You can pick up your phone and order any food and have it delivered directly to your door. We have fiber optics everywhere with extremely fast internet. The best doctors on the planet are here. We can even have alcohol, weed delivered to our doorstep....life is awesome here 😎
Every so often, a Tumblr post will show up with a European saying "I drove 45 minutes and crossed three countries" and an American will say "I drove 2 hours and am in the same city"
You can drive round europe as a child my dad would drive from england take ferry to calais and drive through france to south spain. It took 2 days though with couple of stops.its quicker to take flight to greece or greek islands 4 hours than train to scotland 12 hours turkey 4 hours canary islands or madeira 3 hours france 1 hour.scotland 1 half hours . train from south west england to scotland 12 hours
😂😂😂 The part where people from other countries think American metropolitan cities (Los Angeles, New York City, and Miami) are 20 minutes away are real! 😅
My best advice to people coming to the US to visit is to just pick one place that interests you You don't want to spend your whole vacation in a car or other transportation. Unless you are taking an extended vacation.
driving to Wendys in my Tesla cyber truck, listening to the Joe rogan podcast to sharpen my talking points ready for when I debate the people working there about mask mandates and who won the 2020 election
I know of an american student who studied abroad in France, and their host mom worried she would have to buy McDonald's every day for the student. This host mom also openly admitted to this student that she was disappointed she had gotten an American student, and she really wanted a Japanese one. This is not satire in the international community, there are legitimately people who think like this.
As an American who hasn’t had McDonald’s since 2010 this is hilarious to me. Also, the only reason I remember THAT meal is that it was so unusual at the time for me to eat at McDonald’s anyway: it was a desperation meal at 2am because it was the only thing open on a tollway in Indiana; I was moving cross country and had forgotten to eat for over 24 hours with all the chaos of packing my apartment and obviously having an empty refrigerator. I would have preferred some nuts or cheese but the convenience store was closed (pay at pump only) so McDonald’s it was; it was barely edible and I only ate half of it despite being famished. I’m not an extremist about clean eating (I eat chips and things) but I really don’t understand McDonald’s.
What you imply is that there are people thinking otherwise. This is very wrong presumption, I should assure you. Just note that he is constantly speaking about 'Murica' in the same time he means USA. Yes, they are so dum6.
I fully had no idea that going to some states was like going to another country. I fully thought you could drive everywhere. This video is very accurate 😂
You forget these very important things 1.getting pulled over by cops 2.Doing drugs and rehab like its very normal 3. A psycho serial killer living next door.
@@Phoenix-girl105.) pay checks drained in taxes by IRS and government, most of which will go to imperialist military industrial complex, and police state; thus no healthcare
#2 - I’m pretty sure that’s what the wall lean was (people on heroin/fentanyl will just kinda droop over while standing sometimes). Probably had to make it not obvious for monetization
Sorry...think of Europe?? Why would we do that? Many of us don't even know what or where Europe is, and the rest of us do not care. Lmfao "think of Europe" 😅
@@MA-iw6ogfair enough! In an interview about my country Romania, a bunch of Americans were asked if they know what is Romania. The answer was: “Is that a pie?” 😅
America is pretty chill. Good ppl mostly. The cities are crazy but they have cool nightlife. The rural areas can be poor but on the coast, they're pretty wealthy. Everything is very expensive. The food is good. We love excess but not like this, more so excess in large portions of normal foods. The racism is over exaggerated but probably similar to European standards.
I showed this to my village. We are now raising money for you guys. Stay safe.
😂
😂😂😂😂
Cool, leave it at the US military base closest to your village!
Ask your village neighbors to raise money and fly some of our homeless people to your village and give them a bed to sleep in and feed them good food. Everyone deserves this.
Send the money to our president. He will make sure it gets to us.
He forgot to go bankrupt for health care.
LMFAO 🤣
And thinking that the US is the only place in the world
Yeah plus where is the m3th bro
And thinking the whole world is using feet and miles
That's the sequal xD after the aliens take his job, right??
Alien abductions is how people in the US travel from Los Angeles to New York so fast.
If the Aliens Abduct a cow u get free ground transport.
Underrated comment 😂
HELP! LMAFO 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀
nothing new to see here 😂😂😂
@@sis-gold yes, yes we can
Bro I'm European and nobody else is thinking as u said it's more likely ke shity holyWOOD film
Finally an accurate representation of America! It's so eye opening!
Yep
naw. This is so inaccurate. That was coke zero. We are too obese for that stuff.
@@SpicyCoconut257hey, he's on a diet
@ Oh my bad. This isn't fat shaming, right? I don't want to ger canceled.
@SpicyCoconut257 Too late. You're already cancelled. You're not getting renewed next season.
I love these documentaries. Really helps me understand America. 🇺🇸
You realize he's joking? California is on the west coast, Miami and New York are east coast. It will take more than 8 hours + to go from California 😂
@@britneyfanvideosflwent over your head huh?
You are probably trending on r/woosh@@britneyfanvideosfl
@@britneyfanvideosflyou realize there is something called sarcasm
@@britneyfanvideosfl See Britney, this is why they think Americans are idiots.
Not only Europeans. Whole world thinks that.
I mean "mass homelessness and poverty" is true. And tbh so is a lot of this lol
😂 true 😂
@@CRU777 because u both are the same 🤣
Cuz part of it is true
@@Actroz most of it it's true! I aggree
""-At 4pm, I go to the doctor to have a small checkup."
-That'll be $15000.
Except that's not far off. It's something like $20,000 to give birth right now. Health care business gouges people so bad that they are charging women to hold their babies in the hospital.
@@cagal1066yeah even 20 years ago a quick trip to the ER to get a dozen stitches was $2000
didn't Obama did ...or better tried to change this...
THAT PART
Oh wait, that's true
As an American, love this documentary! This is genuinely so relatable and I’m glad you gave people from around to world a glimpse of our lives! I love in Florida and I went to Alaska today! It’s kinda a bummer that it took an HOUR but I guess that’s just how life is nowadays.
He forgot to drive his very useful 3-ton pickup to the supermarket and back.
"I need the cargo space!"
*The truck is completely clean and there's nothing in the bed*
😂😂😂😂😂
How else are you supposed to transport your one 2l bottle of Coke
Why is it 3 tons, lol.
@@stevenbartel5008Lol
“All three American cities.” He’s correct. There’s only three.
Chicago Washington DC and Charlotte
Yes. There's only three cities... and uh capital. Ph-oe-nix? Ah, yes! Mythical bird! 😂
He forgot to go gambling in Las Vegas
Until 1940 there was also Chicago and Boston
Wrong there are 4 cant forget Chicago
Wtf?? This is the healthiest American I ever seen! He didn’t even deep fried the apple pie
DEEP fried, i hope you mean
@@Polikaize thx
😂
@@Appelzinho you’re a terrible person your countries probably insignificant in the shadow of America
No cheese or anything. He was probably on a diet
I live in Canada, and this is reasonably close to what Canadians think.
Are you serious. If so, we need to do a lot of home work
@@tadtab2 I live in nyc and this is still what I think lmao
It's amazing that there are Canadians who know places outside Florida and Arizona.
Wait. You probably think those two are in Mexico. Never mind
"Alien invasion happens only to important countries"
Very true!
In all Hollywood movies Aliens always come to America.
Granted, alien and zombie movies, etc. from other countries have that country be ground zero for it too 😅😂 like Train to Busan
Uhh yeah? That's the joke?
Bro are you dumb that was the joke 💀
well i don't know what aliens are hoping to achieve if they took over a country with no major significance
@@DefensisIndusNo it's because we are the primary military power why wouldn't an invader attack here?
As a German, I thought this was a serious documentary and not a comedy.
Ma Digga
I only know Germany because of Gzuz
Well of course you thought it was serious. I’m not sure if the Germans have discovered comedy yet.
@@worcestershire585 😂😂😂
@@worcestershire585guess you don’t know what sarcasm is 😂
@@samuelkliebisch7370that was sarcasm you dunce
Where is the $1m bill for calling a doctor because aliens are not covered by the insurance?
"upvote"
That’s in part 2
We’ve determined that the injuries sustained from the alien attack were a pre existing condition
@@lifeischeesyIt wasn’t in the contract, should’ve read it closer and prepared
Well, actually, aliens are the only ones covered these days. We citizens of modest means get to pay full price!
« I wake up to the sound of gunshots and violence » got me laughing way too hard. 🤣
UK viewer here. Thank you so much for confirming our suspicions 🇬🇧
In UK you could get healthcare but it might take a few months.
@@januarysson5633 yeah we've got the NHS (what's left of it).
@@januarysson5633 You can blame our glorious ex-government for that one.
Please don't assume that all Americans are like this. Some of us prefer Red Bull rather than Coca-Cola.
𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗻...😊𝗶 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗻 😊
As an American, I’m impressed by how well you made a documentary about us! Great job!
This sounds like a European acting like American
FREEDOM BEEEEEEEEEEEEEM✋🦅🇺🇸🦅
@@LoopyMindsINCMERICA!!!!!! 🦅🔥🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🦅
As a european, I must confirm that this is exactly how we imagine a day in america
As europeans we are proud of our documentary skills😊
However, especially the french missed the cheese from the tube.
AMURICA RAHHH 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 🦅🦅🦅
WHOSE BROAD LINES AND BRIGHT STAAAARS ☆☆☆☆☆⭐️🌟🌠✨️
You forgot about drinking out of red plastic cups and driving half a block to visit someone.
That’s really not a lie or exaggeration, my neighbor drives down the block to see his gf
Maybe her parents weren't home?
He also forgot about walking around with a loaded gun just like everyone else!
All while putting make up on and fight off a Karen road rager 😂
This reminds me of that 80's video where someone drives from their garage to the mailbox on the side of the road! 🤣
As a European I'm in awe of how well hydrated you must be. In Europe we are allowed to drink only red wine, espresso, or ethanol, depending on which of our three cities one resides in. It's hard to reach that 2 litre mark, not to mention 4.
As an european, I'm surprised they did theirs first documentary video, I was expecting a meme
yes me too
Only inaccurate thing is that he used diet coke
@@1aboPLZno America is healthy so they drink Diet Coke
@@Scorpion65857💀
Do you guys realize the usa is bigger than Europe? Or is it a bunch of Americans pretending to be European making fun of America's for not visiting other countries
Italian here, nice documentary but you forgot the part where you're on the couch watching TV with a beer in your hand whilst the aliens are landing, then you open the door holding your shotgun to welcome them.
then they kill your rabbit and you become Doom guy
As a fellow Texan, I can confirm this.
@@THE48LAWS same here as a Texan
He forgot to turn on the TV to watch some car chasing 😂
I heard they also break spagethi. 😅
And you also forgot the coffee and the lawyers always suing someone and prison scenes 😂
We have our coffee in between 2 litter bottles of Coke and then have our lawyers sue someone in prison before hitting the beach, hope that helps ❤
Yeah, "coffee"...
More like 1 litre of brown water in a cardboard cup
American coffee sucks
A very litigious people
You know the skit is BS cuz he said liters 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 I was a bit sad today but then I came across this and definitely made me laugh changing my mood. Salute from Italy
This documentary is really interesting
lmfaooo
As an American i found this hilarious. I was howling.🤣🤣🤣
Me too.
😂😂😂😂yes
I was literally LOL’ing in the car as people walked by. 😂😂😂
I was literally LOL’ing in the car as people walked by. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂💯😆
As a British person, can confirm this is how I imagine America
The Karen’s and Maga’s 🤡 are missing though
Swedes also think this, while gangs run rampant and shoot and rape 😊 we're so much better than the yanks!😅
😂😂😂😂
This isn’t too far off.
America is a continent, not a country.
Plus, an American is from the Continent of America.
I LIVE IN THE UK AND EVERYONE IN MY SOCIAL CIRCLES THINK THIS WAY😂😂😭😭
lol that’s so sad ! Well, we think you guys smoke cigars and eat beans for breakfast every day
@AjahChanell-p7l 😂😂tbh you ain't too far off. I don't do any of those but still
@m2v-animatez🤣🤣🤣
As an Englishman, this is so accurate! I laughed so hard in my Tudor Manor house that I spat out my tea and crumpets, my Bowler hat and monacle fell to the floor and I immediately sent it to my good chum King Charles, who proclaimed it to be very articulately whimsical.
Then after yall beat each other in the streets over football?
To us Americans, that sounds like an average British Tuesday.
😂😂
@@bucketheadrox😂😂
@@bucketheadrox prescisely
The deadpan delivery of “I will do nothing about it” is funny as fuck
And the smiling
😂
😂😂😂😂
And sad 😢
It’s messed up but that’s truly America tho 😂😂
as a European that lives in america i can assure this is my life every day
2 Liters... Liters
Litres - Liters, the yanks changed a lot of spelling about 30 yrs ago bc the school systems became so incompetent too many kids were graduating basically illiterate & with little understanding of spelling. So they simplified a lot of words making them more phonetic or shorter. Eh Humour - Humor, Colour - Color etc. Interestingly both spellings seem to be acceptable.
@BCNpod I heard that it's common in more places to not be able to afford to live on your own. Same with us. We have a tone of big cities with homelessness and the little ones and drugs. It's so sad. We all need a roof over our heads and a safe place to sleep.
@@shieldwolf65that’s not how it works… the different spelling are because one is British and the other American…
No disprepect but what are you doing over here? Europe seems way better to live in than here
Accurate except for the "I drive from LA to New York to Miami in one day" part. We study geography at school.
As a french I approve this message, this is exactly what we think ! I was in California last month and I rent a bicycle to go to NYC from L.A. through Vegas in one day :-D
He forgot the Uvalde-like school shootings tho😢
😂
How far did you actually get on that bike??
Thing is you are european and you might actually make it 😂
😂😂😂😂
As an European, I can assure that that's exactly what I was thinking
Same here
Same 😂😂😂
We use an before a word whose first letters sound like a vowel. In this case, a European (Yooropee'an)
You actually believe one can drive from Los Angeles to New York City (>3000 miles, 4800 km) in under an hour? Texas is larger than France. California is taller than the UK, and twice the area.
Don't believe Biden is brilliant.
@@Masternoob_69uh ok?
You forgot to invade a middle eastern country for oil 💀
No that’s us Brits come on get it right
@@a_little_flame589No the Brits are the reason why it’s so easy to invade the Middle East for oil, not the one actually doing it.
or just any political assets for that matter
YESSSSS!!!
@@a_little_flame589nah the us does it mote
Im so thankful for this documentary on america ❤
As America I can confirm that everyone here eats 18 piece chicken McNuggets every day to the beautiful sound of guns
Both hood classics.
I don't think anyone laughed
@@zeldawrlddd look at every other comment
'Murica! Yeah!!
Honestly, the city next to mine growing up has the sound of gunshots quite often. Took me 10 years to realize they were guns...
The city with the gunshots was Holyoke MA. Most ppl don't know it, but ones that do, it seems like the video (without food)
As a proud american, i can confirm how accurate this is. Oh! Looks like i'm late to new york, gotta go!
E
Hold on! Don't forget your lunch of 65 big Macs and a pack of beer for your road trip snack
This made me laugh so hard! “This is where I get my tan.”. 🤣🤣
Love from NYC
This West Coaster found that funny too
I guess with all the smog, you can't just tan in LA
Why get a tan, dying of radiation, trying to be our pigmentation 👈🏾that part😆
Me to 😂 thanks
This is definitely hands down top 3 most hilarious video I've ever seen !!!
Oh man I can't stop laughing 😆
I would love to see a documentary about Africa. Can't wait to lol
It’s so refreshing seeing a factual short for once
No! This is NOT accurate! The food is way too healthy! As a reas American I would DIE if I ate that!
He also forgot the 97 gazillion dollar doctor bill
Have you ever been to Paris? Have you ever been to London? Have you ever been to Berlin?
I have, their poverty and homeless situations are worse than ours.
You go to Paris, Berlin, or London and walk around after dark you’re not gonna get shot you’re gonna get beaten with a hammer and stabbed with a knife, I guess that makes it OK, but you will still be dead.
The majority of Europeans do not eat any healthier than Americans.
And one last question for someone who is an expert like yourself why is our life expectancy so much longer than theirs?
At least when americans are honest and admit it, i don’t have a problem with them and i actually find them very funny but I sadly have to admit when the bad influence from america came to germany suddenly our women here started acting really weird and freaky they all became like prostitutes and liked one night stands and suddenly abortion was cool before the influence of america german women were not that way because acting like that would mean acting without any dignity the bad influence to Germany came through Hollywood shity pity 🎥 films.
But u must admit that healthcare in america is too expensive 😢@@gauss7847
@@johnbell5613 Life expectancies:
Switzerland, Italy, Spain: ~83.7 years
France: 83.3 years
Germany, UK: 81.3 years
USA: 77.5 years
...that is, unless Wikipedia is lying, of course.
It's great that you're cutting down on your caloric intake. Proud of you!
Yup no spray creme on the pie 🥧😂
@@clivestainlesssteelwomble7665And diet coke?
I thought this would be a skit, not a documentary
Ikr
Right. Hits too close to home
Fr tho
Yes 👍 I was waiting for the part where they exaggerated for comical effect.
😂😂😂
The two liter soda: the only reason most Americans have any idea what a liter is
"The only country UFO's EVER seem to land in."
Monsters vs Aliens
Hahahahahh, you remembered it🤣🤣🤣
UFOs only in US, true but spray-painted vegetation is only in China.
W movie
They're now called UAPs, Unidentified Aerial Phenomena.
😂
Apparently, there's something wrong with "UFOs".
Saw a show recently about several reports in Japan after the earthquake/Tsunami. Thought that was interesting.
Completely inaccurate didn't mention racism or a single school
I expected something about no health insurance
Because racism is objectively worse in Europe
Ah, I once talked about the racism with one relatively house-trained American. Apparently they all deeply believe in all those races they keep inventing, even if it is as anti-scientific as "White", "Hispanic" or "Native".
Of course. I agree that the woke left is indeed racist and sexist while they call everyone else that same thing.
I expected him to loudly sing the national anthem
Man, the dedication to install all of those homeless tents just for the skit.
Loll trueee
UNDERATED COMMENT HAHAHA 😂
😂😂😂😂 we love his dedication
Plot twist: tents are real
this is not a skit, it's a vlog
I like how insulting Americans is widely accepted among the world, but if we do anything it’s disgraceful. Absolutely petty behavior.
As a European that travels to the US several times per year, I must say this is pretty much spot on ... except for the Aliens.
As an American I’m still trying to understand which part is satire because this is in fact what it’s like.
@@flowergirlll333 Do ypu drive LA to NY to Miami most days?
No uhhh aliens were accurate
As an American, the aliens were the only accurate part
You are so wrong
As an American living in La, I can confirm this is accurate
Eagle screeching in agreement from Pennsylvania
If you haven’t already seen it, LA Story with Steve Martin is the funniest movie & most accurate about living in LA!
So u work in NYC as well? Wow Us Ohioans only work in Ohio 😢
😂😂😂
Most of the stomach's are twice that big especially the women 😂😂😂
This is EXACTLY what I did yesterday. Today I will drive though Montreal, Boston, Seattle, and Tijuana before I eat lunch.
@@LarryLaFoe naw stop at San Diego instead of hitting TJ. The cartels are acting up this time of year & it always takes 2-3 hours to get back over the border. You can spend that time at a long lunch instead 😁
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This isn't untrue. Relatives visiting from Europe thought a visit to Colorado from Miami was a simple jaunt.
😂😂😂
I felt personally attacked my the “landing on the wall” 😭
not only Europeans the whole world thinks like this
Word man 🤣
As an Asian, I can confirm this
Including Americans, because it's somewhat accurate.
True!
Hahaha true!
Honestly, minus how close cities are to each other, this is quite accurate to what we think
😂😅
Yeah it’s nothing like that.
The first part isn't American it's just the Hood
@@hectorixen9950which is part of America 😐 not every other country has a hood
Tbh I've never seen an American who actually likes America. Some are patriots who like how America used to be, but I don't know anyone who's actually optimistic about our country. Conservatives hate every liberal part of our country, and Liberals hate every conservative part.
The homelessness in California and New York is very accurate
New York and California homeless issues are very different.
Dude, it’s in every city. And they continue to be blamed for their circumstances despite the high instances of undiagnosed or untreated mental illness (including addiction, sometimes due to self medicating those illnesses) which is a medical problem and not a moral one.
Sadly the trend today is more folks are temporarily unhoused due to being priced out of rent (forget even thinking about a mortgage) thanks to gigantic corporations owning regal properties and driving up home values.
2/3 of the homeless live there.
@@w5monkeyhow so?
I love that he literally films intense poverty and does nothing about it in a video where he is trying to prove that they don’t do that
As a person living in America, I approve
Amazing documentary 👍
“I WILL DO NOTHING ABOUT IT”. That is hilarious. 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
yeah, Euros really are that silly!
complain about sending a minuscule amount of AID to other countries and say "we should spend it" here and when you say "okay, lets help the people here" they will accuse you of being a communist lol
The homeless do nothing about their poverty. You can offer them a job, and they don't want it. They just want as much change as they can get from you and then use it to go buy drugs.
By European standards that's literally what they do about it
I’m amazed about the honest reporting coming from their country so refreshing.
Yeah! ….no Trumpism here!😅
@@deetles98Always such short sightedness with the black or white perspective, no middle ground.
Trump or Biden - both suck
Gaza or Israel - both keept fighting
Ouch 😂
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If you think that's real the jokes on you
"Along the way I drive past crippling poverty and homelessness. I will do nothing about it" this is true though
In college I took German and my teacher was an Austrian woman teaching the class as a part of her Master's program. Once when some of us got to class early we asked her if there was anything that surprised her about America, and she said she was surprised at how many pan handlers she saw.
She said you don't see that in Germany and Austria, people standing on street corners begging for change. It's not that they don't have poverty, it's that it doesn't work. Nobody stands around begging for change because it's a waste of time, nobody gives them anything.
It struck her as a testament to the generosity of people here that someone could actually reasonably expect to get free money from strangers just for asking.
Well, I went to the US, and honestly I was choked by the number of people living in a tent in the street. Like it's normal. We do have some people like that in my country as well, but it is a minority. We have associations and people that try to help homeless people. We have the state providing a bit of money and we have free healthcare, even for homeless people.
Way less people live under the poverty line in my country, in term of percentage.
@@Alexielios It depends on where you are. Poverty rates and the resources available to help can vary wildly between states and cities.
@@michealdrake3421 I have been to New York, Boston, Charlotte, Buffalo, Miami, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Houston, Dallas, and a bunch more cities.
Without exception there was terrible poverty and homelessness in the city centers.
Sure, there were definitely people helping them. Especially in the more evangelical states there were Christian organisations. But it pales in comparison to what is done in Europe to help homeless people out. In my country, the Netherlands, you’re genuinely only homeless after a million of extremely poor life decisions. In the USA you’re homeless if you’re a veteran with mild PTSD who broke a leg and couldn't afford the medical bill…
@@tsaoh5572not to come off as rude but your entire country is essentially the size of the city of Los Angeles. And it’s super homogeneous. You can’t compare a super diverse multi-state federalist system to your nation. Maybe compare the homeless rate of say the state of Pennsylvania to your own and you will find it’s quite comparable.
"Why are you standing in front of my car" 💀
“At 8:00 am I wake up to the sound of gunshots and violence” 🤣🤣🤣
He meant "the news" 😅🤣💀
the guy looks like MrBeast if he had an extra chromosome
ACCURATE
That was best line 🤣🤣
If he's in the hood he will.
As a American citizen I agree that we are doing that everyday except giving the 100 dollar tip
Yeah cuz that 100 dollars goes to the doctor for giving you a plaster
@@marsmars124you forgot a couple zeros, here you go: 0000
@@ausernameimproudofthat's an understatement, here's the rest of the zeros you need to give them: 00
as AN American you showed you really are American as we can see from you dont know rhe difference between a and an American education in a nutshell
I'm glad to see you do know "rhe" difference lol @@anaximandr0ss
I can relate 😢 I'm from South Africa 🇿🇦and I have been asked by Americans, Europeans and some Asians if I sleep in a hut, have a pet lion and just other ridiculous questions 😅
And they're gonna try and make it sound like you are the uneducated ones 🙄 stereotypes are so annoying
There is this page I watch on here where the girl is from Africa (I can’t remember which country) and she makes fun of all the things people think about Africa. It is hilarious.
@@caillew7618I think you're talking about Charity from Nigeria😂 love her content❤
Next time tell them no, but you have gold mines and diamonds in your back yard.
@@omnium_gatherum Not only that each African country have an official language which is 1-3 then an official language and most speak the colonizers language!
You try to write answers to their questions in their language guess what they try to correct your spelling and grammar!
While they don’t speak any other languages!!!
Yeah ima need that alien spaceship bc that’s the only way I’m gonna make from L.A to NYC in an hour 😂
*Along the way I drive through intense poverty and homelessness*
*I will do nothing about it*
Got me crying 😭🙌
For joy, that you aren't American?
Imagine how I feel as his Northern neighbour.
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that got me cracking like seriously LMAO fr
He left $100 tip. ❤
That's actually correct... sadly enough.
Good, it's not his job to do anything about it.
Fun fact : It's not only Europeans but the Whole World
nah it's only Europeans and Americans every other country is underdeveloped and 3rd world except Australia, New Zealand, South Korea and Japan
Haha! Asians think this also. Fun video
@theantagonist801 you libe in 20 century schizophrenic 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’ve never known anyone besides Europeans and Australians (aka: other white nations) who think this.
It’s pretty hilarious. I talk to people who live in China. I told them I go for walks in the evening. They can’t believe I don’t get mugged or shot. They also think woman never go outside for fear of being raped.
As a German, I cannot stress enough how realistic this description is to us.
well i dont think they start the day with a 2 liter coke but the rest is pretty much how i imagin it
@@MacheteBoB You're right. it would be half a gallon.
American view of a German's day (sarc)... They wake up, put on their leiderhosen and drink a large mug of Lowenbrau beer while eating a bratwurst before getting in their electric car and heading to work at the local brewary or with the military, they break for lunch and have a large wiener schnitzle with pomfritz (sp?) while having another beer brought by a hefty woman with big melons, they return home after work to their wife Helga and eat sauerkraut while topping it off with more beer. I lived in Germany for 6 years in the 80's and have visited several times since. Beautiful country with fantastic people. I love that place!
All he is missing is the 1 ton grocery runner thats never seen a spec of dust in the bed, and the doctor visit that gives a bill of $1,000 for a tylenol
@@HandsomeJack11Yes! 😂😂😂
I'm first generation German-American and can verify this is true, lol.
Growing up, my schoolmates asked if my parents do as you described at home, too (here in the US).
The irony is that my father is Bavarian, and occasionally did wear Lederhosen when working outside doing yard work or repairing vehicles, including his seaplane.
My American friends therefore felt vindicated that their stereotypes were accurate when I said "yes," barely able to keep a straight face as the joke was on them. 😂
Then I compared notes with my best friend, Michelle. Her father was a baker from Berlin. No Lederhosen there, LOL! 😂😂😂
the way the portch railing almost broke off is pure US house quality at 0:10
As an American I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
Seriously, though. We need to fix that.
As someone who went to America on holiday I agree
What country are you living in? I haven't heard police sirens in over 6 months. An I live in the US
as a filipino that moved to america this is not accurate at all. what state are you in to run into this sort of thing?
@@skizrim3446
Bro didn't get the joke, it was absolutely obvious a joke
This is so spot on. I thought someone made a documentary about my life.
Literally 😂
I appreciate your sense of humor, which europeans do not have. ;-)
Bro got beef with Europeans 💀
😂😂😂
100% accurate description of what we think of USA
True
and pretty much 70% accurate of what it actually is 😂
Nah, thats an american interpretation as an european let me guarantee you, he missed all the best cliches we actually think are true
@@elwingynah bruh, besides the breakfast (which should be lunch anway, we got entirely other jokes for your breakfast) and homelesness all others are a huge misses
@@weedhigh2564 being overweight as a nation is not a miss, gun related crime is not a miss, taking the first opportunity to gloat how you guys live in the greatest country on earth (you dont) is not a miss, the total bs tipping culture in the states is also not a miss. Well the aliens is i guess a miss although a few decades ago it could be considered also a thing. 😂😂 We do realize this is a sarcastic fun video, but for most of these things there are truths behind them.
Not going to lie that k f c chicken looked good as hell And i'm high as Hell😂😂
The ignoring poverty part was spot on
Only part that wasn't hyperbole... "I will do nothing about it."
What am I supposed to do It’s sleepy joes fault not us 🗿
@@bagman1103 It's been a problem long before Biden. If you want to blame a president, you'd be closer with Hoover.
someone always wants a worker to pay for a non worker
@@privateer9181 Amen brother
in Germany we also think that everyone carries a gun and that you eat hamburgers while driving 😂
hahahahahahahahahahaha. Yup.
We do eat hamburgers while driving 😂 and there are many ppl who do carry guns all the time, especially in certain states.
Just had to wait for a guy backing out of his parking stall because he was eating a giant slice of pizza while trying to drive..........
look only the psycho americans do that, i ain’t one of them 💀 i did one time eat a grilled cheese to work but i was so hungover and had to get to work, no time to eat.
Can confirm, hamburgers are one of the driving foods.
You forgot the Donuts for breakfast drinking a Starbucks coffee :) but otherwise pretty accurate😂
And the burguer
Nah. Nope. Gotta get Dunkin Donuts coffee to Dunk your Donuts in. Kinda goes with the name. Maybe a pound cake for your Starbucks. 🤷♀️
Ahahah had no idea it works like this :) *drinks cappuccino and gives a bite to her cornetto
I suggest boycotting Starbucks cuz they support israhell
@@Demi1369I suggest switching to other cafes as dunkin funds the genocide of Palestinians
My British Relatives thought they would drive from Texas to California for a fun little day trip
Boy, did they get a harsh reality check
Such an accurate depiction of the American Dream :)
Did you see how large our houses are and we have full size vehicles? Life is good ❤
Lifr os good in America??? No@@Ginx-pe4si
@@Ginx-pe4si Yeah, and you have to work your whole lives just to buy these "houses" and "vehicles", although they are mere shacks compared to our manors and these "vehicles" are practically horse-drawn carriages. Plus, we don't have to worry about getting shot in our schools or on the streets. Your country is a war zone.
@@Ginx-pe4siLarge vehicles and houses is your definition of a good life? Seems like a shallow way to cope. What about the entire new generation? They can't afford to live anywhere without several jobs, everyone is in crippling debt due to medical issues or school and the violence and politics are as childish and stupid as they ever have been. Don't be patriotic to a country that is actively fucking over the individual, even if it happens to benefit you
@christopherbgsted4749 every building here has air conditioning. You can pick up your phone and order any food and have it delivered directly to your door. We have fiber optics everywhere with extremely fast internet. The best doctors on the planet are here. We can even have alcohol, weed delivered to our doorstep....life is awesome here 😎
I remember how shocked I was when I found Europeans just casually move between countries
Every so often, a Tumblr post will show up with a European saying "I drove 45 minutes and crossed three countries" and an American will say "I drove 2 hours and am in the same city"
You can drive round europe as a child my dad would drive from england take ferry to calais and drive through france to south spain. It took 2 days though with couple of stops.its quicker to take flight to greece or greek islands 4 hours than train to scotland 12 hours turkey 4 hours canary islands or madeira 3 hours france 1 hour.scotland 1 half hours . train from south west england to scotland 12 hours
@@random_dragonthat must be switzerland tiny country borders france austria and italy
I was so confused
@@janeslater8004It could also be Liechtenstein, Luxembourg or Andorra, for instance.
We don't wake up to gun shots, we go to sleep to gun shots. It's like having an automatic white noise machine 😉
I have not found gun shot sounds, in my sleep sound app on my phone yet
That is fantastic lmao
They only have semi-automatic white noise machines around me.
@1croatoanpuerto rican noise machine😔
@1croatoanyou on strike 2? I got a Strikeout first try
😂😂😂 The part where people from other countries think American metropolitan cities (Los Angeles, New York City, and Miami) are 20 minutes away are real! 😅
As a European, I thought it was true until I saw the La, Ny and Miami trip
yeah americans are the one that suck at geography 😂
My best advice to people coming to the US to visit is to just pick one place that interests you
You don't want to spend your whole vacation in a car or other transportation.
Unless you are taking an extended vacation.
As an american its all true except being able to drive across country in a day lol.
It's only true for certain parts of America
😂😂😂
You forgot to start a lawsuit over a small dispute
The traveling is unbelievable accurate
The lawyers must also make a living.
😂😂😂
... or even just getting your tongue burnt while drinking your coffee at McDonalds!
And proceed to win 200 million dollars over the smallest inconvenience 😂😂😂
He forgot where we all fly on our bald eagles to Washington D.C and sing the National Anthem in cowboy hats
Bro New York is the capital🙄
@@Artem_Myronkowashing DC is a town in New York city get it right 😒
driving to Wendys in my Tesla cyber truck, listening to the Joe rogan podcast to sharpen my talking points ready for when I debate the people working there about mask mandates and who won the 2020 election
True.
bro you fr?
When I was young (150 yeaŕs ago,yes italians live to be very old ) i used to think thatÙsa was ǰust a big Texas, everything is big there!¡!!!😮😅❤❤
I'm an American, and I think this is what America is like...
Sure you are mr FBI
Fr
@@Persian_Rug_Merchant Americans also can't handle jokes.
@@jbhk7977 it's not even that funny or original.. just a stupid stereotype joke.
@@thisuserisme You just proved my statement. 2nd try. Americans think that Germany is the capitol of France. Was that more funny?
The Cybertruck is so subtle 😂
Dudeee i didnt even see it till you noticed it 😂
As a proud American this pretty much describes my everyday life.
the only real accurate thing is the apple pie and soda for dinner. I cried a little bit because I've totally done that.
No surprise
@@superkoopatrooper4879 Lol.
😂
@@CarloQevedo🇮🇱
The gunshots and meal plan were completely accurate.
I know of an american student who studied abroad in France, and their host mom worried she would have to buy McDonald's every day for the student. This host mom also openly admitted to this student that she was disappointed she had gotten an American student, and she really wanted a Japanese one.
This is not satire in the international community, there are legitimately people who think like this.
Not the thinking people.
Honestly, thinking she’d have to buy McDonald’s everyday is probably worse than actually eating it everyday
As an American who hasn’t had McDonald’s since 2010 this is hilarious to me. Also, the only reason I remember THAT meal is that it was so unusual at the time for me to eat at McDonald’s anyway: it was a desperation meal at 2am because it was the only thing open on a tollway in Indiana; I was moving cross country and had forgotten to eat for over 24 hours with all the chaos of packing my apartment and obviously having an empty refrigerator. I would have preferred some nuts or cheese but the convenience store was closed (pay at pump only) so McDonald’s it was; it was barely edible and I only ate half of it despite being famished. I’m not an extremist about clean eating (I eat chips and things) but I really don’t understand McDonald’s.
That's... sadly also accurate lol
What you imply is that there are people thinking otherwise. This is very wrong presumption, I should assure you. Just note that he is constantly speaking about 'Murica' in the same time he means USA. Yes, they are so dum6.
I LOST it when he said he commuted from Los Angeles to NYC 😂😂😂
Yes. Because there was a "trend" of Europeans saying Americans aren't well traveled lol
My man's doing the cannon ball run every day 😂
@@jenivettebigham7060we’re glad you aren’t well travelled, barely any countries like the US and wants Americans in their country
@@jenivettebigham7060But also because europeans can't name other than these huge cities 😅
@@jenivettebigham7060They aren't though. They mostly don't have passports.
driving three states from the west coast to the east coast in a couple of hours had me dying 😂😂😂😂
Three states? More like fifteen states
It's also true that Americans don't know anything about geography.
More like 30 states. LA to NYC to MIA. I actually road tripped a few months and did this. I just did it backwards MIA to NYC to Cali.
*All 3* American cities took me out 🤣
I fully had no idea that going to some states was like going to another country. I fully thought you could drive everywhere. This video is very accurate 😂
The breakfast is as accurate as the foodporn ads being shoved in our faces even from the TV or random strangers...
😂😂😂
You forget these very important things
1.getting pulled over by cops
2.Doing drugs and rehab like its very normal
3. A psycho serial killer living next door.
4. No free healthcare????
@@Phoenix-girl105.) pay checks drained in taxes by IRS and government, most of which will go to imperialist military industrial complex, and police state; thus no healthcare
those things only democrats believe in.....
#2 - I’m pretty sure that’s what the wall lean was (people on heroin/fentanyl will just kinda droop over while standing sometimes). Probably had to make it not obvious for monetization
I mean this is not that far off from the truth except the commute to different states. The commute might be up to 2-3 hours a day though.
Dutchie here. This is Too funny. Now do one about how anericans think of Europe
They don't think about Europeans, being self centered they're busy surviving this life style!
Sorry...think of Europe?? Why would we do that? Many of us don't even know what or where Europe is, and the rest of us do not care. Lmfao "think of Europe" 😅
@@diaboli.advocatus yeah forgot about that. Never mind
@@diaboli.advocatus oh and a tip btw. Theres no bridge connecting usa to europe
@@MA-iw6ogfair enough! In an interview about my country Romania, a bunch of Americans were asked if they know what is Romania. The answer was: “Is that a pie?” 😅
Nice to finally get a glimps on an American lifestyle
And pretty accurate one... You know... The shooting stuff and the loud talk shit about MAGA
One of the best videos
Not only Europeans. The entire planet
America is pretty chill. Good ppl mostly. The cities are crazy but they have cool nightlife. The rural areas can be poor but on the coast, they're pretty wealthy. Everything is very expensive. The food is good. We love excess but not like this, more so excess in large portions of normal foods. The racism is over exaggerated but probably similar to European standards.
You forgot to shop at walmart in your pajamas at 2pm in the afternoon.
Pajamas at 2pm in the afternoon?!
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i feel personally attacked by this. I'm going to need you to apologize 😂😂😂
Wait I do that for real lol
Because,sadly,that isn't satire.
"all three American cities"
i fukken died XD
By now only about three are worth a visit.
Yeah, America only has 2 cities, Miami Is actually a suburb of Los Angeles.
@Electra-xm7lu Miami, New York, and Los Angeles are bad cities in my opinion
@TheU.S. Straight from the horse's mouth. Well, can't argue that.
American here. When does the satire begin 🤔