Hale and Pace - Stupid Nazi Guard

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ก.ย. 2007
  • Clip taken from DVD showreel 'One Sick Puppy - Sketches Written By Richard Parker' From LWT's 'Hale and Pace'
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  • @jirikrajak
    @jirikrajak 10 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    "Get back on the truck.......ehhh.......Simon say's get back on the truck" :D

  • @Shindai
    @Shindai 8 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I miss Hale and Pace, it's so hard to get farce right but they always found just the right balance between absolute stupidity (ridiculousness) and tone with great writing that made it work so beautifully well :) Not to mention the sheer talent involved in their musical numbers. Brilliant telly to grow up with.

    • @danielsalter1593
      @danielsalter1593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Daniel Gould
      Their comedy and personality compliment each other so well!

    • @michaeldonohue5357
      @michaeldonohue5357 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielsalter1593 o moo

    • @enrobhcit
      @enrobhcit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen

    • @alamore5084
      @alamore5084 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brilliant comedy. Grew up with it! The PC brigade would never allow it to be made now in case it offended someone. Just watching that clip now has caused me great upset and mentally scarred me for life!

    • @stewartmackay
      @stewartmackay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well said, Daniel. (sorry for being 4 years late with that comment)

  • @robinaboy
    @robinaboy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    “Duvet! Duvet!” = duck down. “Goose stepping sausage eaters”. One of their best. Laughing my head off.

  • @manfredschmidt9872
    @manfredschmidt9872 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    "Simon says get back on se truck!" That´s funny, even for me as a German. LOL!

    • @timonsolus
      @timonsolus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The WW2 German Army had, what, 7 million soldiers serving in it? Surely, in an army that large, there had to be at least 1 soldier as stupid as this one! ;)

    • @firemangan2731
      @firemangan2731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@timonsolus Between 1939 to 1945, about 13 million men served.

    • @Ironschmuck
      @Ironschmuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Since when does a Private give orders to an Unteroffizer ( NCO) ?

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Ironschmuck When he's really, really stupid.

  • @SuperMadmarco
    @SuperMadmarco 14 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Duvet, Duvet, Duvet - Duck Down - Classic!!!!

    • @lwalker8785
      @lwalker8785 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's funny, because duvet is French for duvet.

  • @steinhvik4380
    @steinhvik4380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I still laugh myself silly at Hale and Pace...I miss the simpler times.

  • @sonnyburnett8725
    @sonnyburnett8725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You wanna keep that guy around, he knew the secret of Simon says.

  • @BOT101st
    @BOT101st 13 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "I should bally well say not old bean..." BOOM
    hahahah :D

  • @AwesomeNarwhalz
    @AwesomeNarwhalz 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    At the end, "The British will never out wit us!" XD

  • @anonov1
    @anonov1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Duvet, duvet ." "Eh? " " Duck down !".

    • @MonicaVartolomeiFDDLP
      @MonicaVartolomeiFDDLP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't understand the joke.

    • @bocca7789
      @bocca7789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A duvet is full of duck feathers. A lot of duck feathers are called DOWN collectively.

    • @JustinCase99999
      @JustinCase99999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bocca7789 And duvet is actually the french word for "(feather) down".

  • @mace8873
    @mace8873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    However hilarious this is, the Brits would probably be better off leaving him alive, I mean, his replacement could be somewhat competent. That's one of the reasons SOE didn't attempt to assassinate Hitler, some people in the British government were concerned the Germans might replace him with someone who actually knew what he was doing.

  • @USSManhattan
    @USSManhattan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I've been trying to remember this for twenty years, since I saw it as a ten year old on PBS. Funny thing, I remembered it as a WWI era sketch, but I remembered the rest as it was (really stupid guard, the truck being full, and the other soldier being a Brit that killed the idiot).

  • @callofpownd
    @callofpownd 15 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    lol i laughed so much from the part were the german said simon sez get back on the truck!!!

  • @terranceparsons5185
    @terranceparsons5185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Duvet, duvet. Duck down. Genius

  • @juddery
    @juddery 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Duvet, duvet! What? Duck down. 😂

  • @warlockuk
    @warlockuk 15 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I should bally well say not, old bean" I think. :D

  • @bradleybaum9000
    @bradleybaum9000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The whole sketch is very funny! "How am I supposed to search the truck when you have all these people in it?" Too many people absolutely no sense of humour or not much of one!

  • @therealianwest
    @therealianwest 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Alistair McGowan in one of his first comedy roles on TV

  • @firemangan2731
    @firemangan2731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Even tho its halarious, I think its best to keep that idiot guard alive. You never know his replacement could be smart and competent.

  • @jsam93
    @jsam93 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LMFAO at 3:44: "I should bally well say not, old bean"

  • @lucywithdiamonds3239
    @lucywithdiamonds3239 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    LOL. I'm German and I love British comedy

    • @jackripperchen4492
      @jackripperchen4492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lucy with diamonds Verräterschwein

    • @tinajaneoxnam3051
      @tinajaneoxnam3051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you mind them taking the piss out your country from ww2?😆

  • @1000Demons
    @1000Demons 16 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Grisfettot - I agree totally! :D
    This is just a sketch but always the amateur historians come out of the woodwork on these comment sections.
    "Duvet duvet" "Duck Down". It's a lame pun but somehow fitting.
    And Isokkesu, that's kind of the point. Comedy that you can just sit back and laugh with, not taking it too seriously.
    I love it.

  • @peterjack1520
    @peterjack1520 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Incredible -- they were so good. Shades of status quo?

  • @kraahldarkcorpse9776
    @kraahldarkcorpse9776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Woah! Is that also a young Stephen Frey? You must excuse me for having no idea about this show! I'm American but I LOVE British comedy! For once, TH-cam's recommendations nailed it for me. I'm going to now look further into this show!

    • @28russ
      @28russ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They're bloody funny mate. Grew up watchin em in Aus. Get it inta ya. There's heaps of good old Brit comedy out there. And no I don't think that is Stephen Fry although he does have some resemblance. Not sure he it is but he looks familiar. Checkout "a bit of Fry and Laurie" if you like Stephen Fry. I think he was also on 'It's not the 9 o'clock news" I know he was a writer on it at least and it's worth a watch if you like old brit sketch comedy. And of course he's brilliant as Melchett in Blackadder if you haven't already seen it. :-)

    • @markboz3366
      @markboz3366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking it was Angus Deayton. I was also getting him mixed up with Alistair McGowan.
      So I'd like to say B: Alistair McGowan, final answer.

    • @28russ
      @28russ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@markboz3366 Yeah, McGowan looks about right. I'm bloody sure it's not Fry anyway..

    • @kraahldarkcorpse9776
      @kraahldarkcorpse9776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@28russ the resemblance is pretty uncanny. I loved the series with Fry and Laurie. Back to Hale and Pace, I'm onto season 6. These guys were great! I'd love to find a region-free DVD of the series, but I'm glad to know most episodes are on TH-cam

  • @psm-rq3xk
    @psm-rq3xk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    They had a lot of very funny sketches

  • @radimsirl
    @radimsirl 17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Really funny=) add more Hale and Pace videos=)

  • @vivaldi1ett
    @vivaldi1ett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you guys for making these sketches and making our miserable little lives a little bit more enjoyable God Bless you Sir’s shame the miserable PC’c have taken our fun away I feel blessed to have watched them first time around though such different times from now I don’t even know what is classed as funny now it’s all selfies and the public trying to get into situations to put on their social media page for likes

  • @b8nnytez
    @b8nnytez 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Duvet Duvet!
    What?
    Duck down!
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is the guy who plays the British pilot Richard Griffiths aka Uncle Vernon? 🤔

  • @DeathknightDragon
    @DeathknightDragon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    All the people in the comments taking this way too seriously.

    • @tinajaneoxnam3051
      @tinajaneoxnam3051 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I'm not I thought it was funny.😆

    • @alanknotts1844
      @alanknotts1844 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's funny as fuck as it's a satirical dig at the way Germans were portrayed in all those post WW2 movies made in the 50's and the 60's.

  • @anonymousunknown6861
    @anonymousunknown6861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Successful British Invasion of German occupied France colorised.

  • @Airland_combat
    @Airland_combat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would be fully armed walking passed them, LOL!

  • @peteredwards338
    @peteredwards338 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Duvet duvet ! Duck down 😂

  • @OneBigRetard
    @OneBigRetard 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @eisma002
    Sorry, so I understand, you are saying the first working jet engine was in flying use by 1910?

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Id forgotten about Herr Biggles 😂😂😂

  • @mastercontrol469
    @mastercontrol469 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Filthy Gerry Hun” 😂

  • @areyouavinalaff
    @areyouavinalaff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I feel the gunshot at the end ruined the ending... wasn't a necessary part... just that guy saying what he said should be enough. that's why hale and pace were never really the best they could be... just a tad too much try hard.

    • @unowno123
      @unowno123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True that, all was ok and fun until the gun shot, if he just spoke british without the gunshot it wouldve been much better.

    • @Cyba_IT_NZ
      @Cyba_IT_NZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Yu Ting Cheng ?

    • @Cyba_IT_NZ
      @Cyba_IT_NZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Yu Ting Cheng God and Satan don't exist though man.

    • @kristianhansen2071
      @kristianhansen2071 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you guy's from the comedy police?

    • @tinajaneoxnam3051
      @tinajaneoxnam3051 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh they were brilliant.

  • @fecto3210
    @fecto3210 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @neohip yep, good and bad men on both sides of every conflict ever

  • @notjoerogan
    @notjoerogan 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @TheSkulldan It's the black, white, and red stripes of the weimar republic flag.
    All Wehrmact troops had that emblem on there helmets.

  • @Ironschmuck
    @Ironschmuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Since when does a Private give orders to an Unteroffizer ( NCO) ?

  • @ligepith
    @ligepith 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @banoffee2001 I dont get it?

  • @PiretBCN
    @PiretBCN 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How can I be expected to search the truck when you have all these people in it? :))

  • @imegatrone
    @imegatrone 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I Really Like The Video From Your Clip taken from DVD showreel 'One Sick Puppy Sketches Written By Richard Parker' From LWT's Hale and Pace

  • @TrentCoffinanimator
    @TrentCoffinanimator 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I shall very well say not, old bean!"
    Best.
    Ending.
    EVER.
    :D

  • @warlockuk
    @warlockuk 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Like I said, it's a word used in place of a swear word to avoid censorship or profanity...
    This thing won't let me post a link, but search on the wiki for it...

  • @AmerginMacEccit
    @AmerginMacEccit 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm still trapped between what's the best Nazi role to portray in a movie. I presume it's a golden rule between Amon Goeth, Erwin Rommel and Allo Allo nitwits.

  • @alun101
    @alun101 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @neohip sounds like they were showing mercy?

  • @CantateDomino373
    @CantateDomino373 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    how can i be able so search the truck when you have all these people on the truck! SIMON SAYS GET ON THE TRUCK!

  • @melvinswan3484
    @melvinswan3484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Absolute great humour. Remember when we used to laugh?

  • @Kuntyful
    @Kuntyful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I found Hale and Pace, not very funny back in the day, but "Duck-down" made me laugh

  • @neilttrider
    @neilttrider 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great stuff! Does anyone have the hilarious Hale and Pace song of Dolly Parton dressed as a Nazi please?

  • @JS500Y
    @JS500Y 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha good stuff!

  • @sharpenbullet3193
    @sharpenbullet3193 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    The RAF design it but the luftwaffe was the first manufacturer of jet plane

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is the first German guard Steve Pemberton? 🤔

  • @panicon2
    @panicon2 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    How peculiar that the private gives orders to the NCO! ;)

  • @banoffee2001
    @banoffee2001 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Duvet , duvet
    "what?"
    Duck down
    lmao

    • @wateryteat5837
      @wateryteat5837 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get that lol

    • @kwak1k
      @kwak1k 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wateryteat5837Some duvets have duck down (soft duck feathers) in them....

    • @wateryteat5837
      @wateryteat5837 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kwak1k I still don't get it though ha

  • @profitaj
    @profitaj 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    please i want czech subtitles

  • @nanookmoose
    @nanookmoose 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thought of this when the prisoner escaped from Wandsworth. Where was the guard with pitch fork?

  • @iceonthemoon
    @iceonthemoon 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    so true

  • @OneBigRetard
    @OneBigRetard 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @eisma002
    Doesn't really count. By jet most people understand that to mean a turbine jet.
    Coanda was a genius and deserves praise, but what he did was not something that beat Whittle. It was different.
    Also, it crashed! Also, he wasn't a froggie.

  • @chiefslief1886
    @chiefslief1886 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    02:42 ..🤣🤣🎶🎶🎶👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @dopeydad1221
    @dopeydad1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Looks like a very youthful Alastair McGowen as German No2?

  • @Komotau4691
    @Komotau4691 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Germans should use their rifles to expect that truck :D

  • @IdeegreenTheMagician
    @IdeegreenTheMagician 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    """Br*tish""" humor everyone.

  • @mrcreative13
    @mrcreative13 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @MrZmaster27
    He was the son of Adrien Brody and Stephen Fry

  • @gordonhickson7524
    @gordonhickson7524 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    They was good together

  • @Harp00nX
    @Harp00nX 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    To me this seems more like a piss take of Dad's Army than German soldiers, which is the reason I laughed at it lol

  • @reinforcedpenisstem
    @reinforcedpenisstem 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was good stuff - making fun of Nazis is pretty easy but still funny.

  • @robs639
    @robs639 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The only comedy duo to consist of two straight men.

    • @seamusoflatcap
      @seamusoflatcap 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Laurel and Hardy? Morecambe and Wise? Just 2 duos who were straight.

    • @MrSkippingpig
      @MrSkippingpig 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In comedy terms, the 'straight man' sets up the gags and the 'comedian' gets the laugh. Morecambe and Wise were pretty much the archetypal example of this. Straight, in this context, has nothing to do with sexuality.

    • @robs639
      @robs639 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrSkippingpig Thank God someone has a brain.

    • @Cyba_IT_NZ
      @Cyba_IT_NZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most of the time Norman was the straight man to Gareth's joker

  • @black5f
    @black5f 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Adrien Brody?

  • @shiterukaze
    @shiterukaze 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Poor, slightly sad guard...

  • @MonicaVartolomeiFDDLP
    @MonicaVartolomeiFDDLP 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What papers did the second guy show? A map?

    • @jirikrajak
      @jirikrajak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      British comic book

  • @WolfieTed
    @WolfieTed 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @stalinistaussie You think? We were lucky to win the war. They had the world by the balls and we only just got out!

  • @jaewok5G
    @jaewok5G 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    don't mention the war

  • @apu_apustaja
    @apu_apustaja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That must have cost a lot to film.

    • @lablackzed
      @lablackzed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep £20 quid 😂😂😂

  • @reinforcedpenisstem
    @reinforcedpenisstem 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Sturmmann Well think of all the corrections you could make there!

  • @peebee0
    @peebee0 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The sketch really peaks at "Duvet! Duvet! ... Duck down!" and tails off from there... It is one of the great unanswered questions of British history: Hale & Pace... why?!?

  • @OneBigRetard
    @OneBigRetard 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are not wrong, but you said 'invented' below. Methinks that a stretch in this case.

  • @ewennicolson4342
    @ewennicolson4342 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really good sketch. Even up to the last line, then it all went a bit Commando Comic. Took the edge off the funny for me, but I'm happy to be told to go and fuck my avacado toast by someone who went to TA for a month if it proves I've no sense of humour.

  • @currentphonograph1734
    @currentphonograph1734 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    A funny one

  • @PanduJump
    @PanduJump 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Their face are london. They were brittish. Alles sind british. Deutscher have a good body as soldier

  • @sharpenbullet3193
    @sharpenbullet3193 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay the British invented the Jet plane but the Germans were the first in the air with a Jet plane

  • @codyconrad932
    @codyconrad932 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I do believe that was fucking terrible

  • @warlockuk
    @warlockuk 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nope. English word. It is what is known as a "Minced Oath", apparently - it gets used instead of Bloody.
    Like using "Feck" instead of "Fuck" :D

  • @FreeBird-ws2ye
    @FreeBird-ws2ye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When H&G has friendly server

  • @tubtom1
    @tubtom1 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol that was good.

  • @Twirlyhead
    @Twirlyhead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To be fair, anyone played by Hale and or Pace must be stupid; more would be too much opf a stretch for them.

  • @vilhelmvilhelm2335
    @vilhelmvilhelm2335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    even if it would be a good movie the laughing destroys everything

  • @scoobyslayer
    @scoobyslayer 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think we should stop poking fun at the Germans. But after 2 world wars and one world cup old habits don't die. used to be the best thing on a sunday night

  • @xjames118
    @xjames118 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cool. I never knew Russell Crowe played a British airman.

  • @TulipFarella
    @TulipFarella 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    The comment posted about reconising one of them from the young ones episode nasty...thats most likey due to the fact that it was hale and pace were in that episode, because they started thier careers the same time as rick ade nigel and mike

  • @banoffee2001
    @banoffee2001 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @ligepith Duvet = a quilt..normally filled with duck down (i,e, feathers)

  • @AlongtheFarClimbDown843
    @AlongtheFarClimbDown843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *He's a German soldier.*

  • @highrisetim
    @highrisetim 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is that alistair Mcgowan ?

  • @theassening4563
    @theassening4563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is not a comment

  • @reinforcedpenisstem
    @reinforcedpenisstem 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Sturmmann Who do you think you are? A.J.P. Taylor?
    Besides, the charcterisation is that of a Nazi. You should go to the History Channel and answer the questions no one asked there.

  • @DornDaniel
    @DornDaniel 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dont mention the war!

    • @hotdog7988
      @hotdog7988 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that you Basil?

  • @samw2670
    @samw2670 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wouldnt get away with this now. Shame. Even got swastika on his helmet.

    • @krazytroutcatcher
      @krazytroutcatcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Allo, Allo too, Hogans Heroes another.
      The irony was, back then they were playing these to ex servicemen that actually fought in the war, like my father and uncles.
      My father loved Hogans Heroes, and generally watched old films like Battle of the Bulge,
      They referred to the Germans as Jerry, not Nazi, it’s the younger hate filled generation that used that terminology.

  • @dantesthreshold
    @dantesthreshold 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Shuto123 uuuummmm Bob Marley quoted that but he never originated it. that phrase is in the Book of Proverbs

  • @davidyoung
    @davidyoung ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh, all right. I'll admit it. Hale and Pace created at least one funny sketch.