HAHAHAHA - "That song tells my story"... That's just hilarious! I got real sad when it was over too... I could have watched for days... til I was all cried out from laughter... Thanks for posting this! xxx
that was the best stand up routine i've ever seen the very fact that she related it all made my day ellen...i love you, your jokes, philosophies, singing, and face
i watched from clip 1 to 7 and it was worth it, i love ellen shes so funny!! :D ironically i started watching this out of procrastination because i didnt want to do homework
after i watched this i was walking to junior high in the morning. it was like 7am and the streets were empty. i was really cheerful, and then i tripped on a pebble and oh my god i don't know why but it totally threw me off and got me paranoid that someone saw me xD for some reason it totally killed my confidence xD
Thank you so much for putting this here! I needed to laugh this hard!=) Btw, can anyone tell me what the song is titled that she is singing in the end (and refering to earlier)? And by who/whom?
The worst thing about walking into pure glass windows is the noise they make. It always seems louder than anything. It's so distinctive at least one person knows you walked into it!
She is BRILLIANT...it takes a very smart person to be that funny without being raunchy andto be SPOT ON about thier observations...lol. I love you, Ellen.
I love how she basically procrastinated during the whole show. Procrastination was the overall theme and became the biggest and best joke she did the entire show.
Thanks so much for uploading this!
Ellen never fails to brighten my day.
I'm gonna go procrastinate now.
The whole show was fantastic! I just didn't want it to end!! ahhh I love Ellen so much! Awesome!
"It's so clean and shiny!" I love how she says that.
And the laughing she does during that part is hysterical!
I loved when she was quoting Salt-N-Pepa! That was too damn hilarious!
lol! in the song "RESPECT" i always thought it sounded like "take care of PCP." lol!
Take care tcb (take care of business)
HAHAHAHA - "That song tells my story"... That's just hilarious!
I got real sad when it was over too... I could have watched for days... til I was all cried out from laughter...
Thanks for posting this!
xxx
i could watch this over and over again and it never gets old!! gotta love ellen! thanks for the upload!
Thanks for this (and God bless Ellen Degeneres. I've always been a fan.)
i love how this is like 7 years old yet we can still all relate to it.
She is absolutley hillarious i love when she sings at the end. i watch her show evreyday she is great! Love her. She rox!
that was the best stand up routine i've ever seen
the very fact that she related it all made my day
ellen...i love you, your jokes, philosophies, singing, and face
I remember watching this on HBO and never ever tire of it.
I lost my eye!
The whole trip part is HILARIOUS... "You tripped!" LMAO
I love the part about running into the glass hahaha such a classic!
i just cried for like 5 minutes, the tripping thing + the shiny door. too funny.
I watched this whole all at once and I was so sad it ended..I could have watched it like forever :D this one is my favorite part
Her dance at the end is epic same with her voice rofl love u ellen
LMAO! Omg im in a library right now and i cant stop laughing
I have watched Here and Now, tons of times and I still laugh my ass off. I love her!!!!
i watched from clip 1 to 7 and it was worth it, i love ellen shes so funny!! :D
ironically i started watching this out of procrastination because i didnt want to do homework
I love ellen! She's so funny and this part is my favorite... "Isn't that funny I'm bleeding"
Thinks for th vids!
Cheers from France ;)
The first minute is so Jerry Seinfeld's style of bit and i'm not mad about it. #lmao
after i watched this i was walking to junior high in the morning. it was like 7am and the streets were empty. i was really cheerful, and then i tripped on a pebble and oh my god i don't know why but it totally threw me off and got me paranoid that someone saw me xD for some reason it totally killed my confidence xD
Listen to the music. Whoa, whoa. Listen to the music. LMAO. That was my favorite part. Ellen rocks.
OMG I LOVE ELLEN!!!!
This is soo hilarious, everyone needs to watch this!
Everytime I watch this I laugh so hard my stomach hurts lol Ellen is one of the most funnist comedian's I've ever seen or heard.
I put that as the quote at the bottom of my email, it's like my favorite line ever hahahaha. I get tons of comments from people who love it!
i just procrastinated by watching this entire 7 part comedy act. it did feel so right.
Oh Jesus... cant stop laughing when she started with "urgh, I'm bleeding... oh my eye"... lol.
Aw she is the best...thanks for showing it all.
I laugh at/with a lot of different comedians, but I always genuinely feel good after Ellen. =)
Ellen is the BEST SHE TALKS ABOUT THINGS THAT REALLY HAPPEN TO ALL OF US SHE IS GREAT
"Can you help me find my eye? I cannot find my eye!" LOL! I love Ellen!
me too!!!! I have this HUGE Econ paper due tomorrow and I am watching all of these. lol.
that was worth it all JUST for the last minute. Hilarious.
"Can someone help me find my eye?"
LOL!
I cannot find my eye..!
Possibly never laughed that much...actually hunched over in pain due to laughing!
lol "someone should put some orange cones there's a pebble up ahead" xD
I fell the other day..and the first thing that came to my mind was "I tripped..somebody should put some orange cones up ahead!"
I love when she's reading the song.
So sweet the very end "in memory of Murphy".
damn i love it when ellen raps.. the dance was soo sick!
"Procrastinate now, Don't put it off" LMAO!!!
Funny part about this is that we all have gone thru some of these things...For me that makes it THAT much funnier!!!
i love ellen so much. thank you so much
haha(: i love how she always ties everything together(:
i was meant to study for finals but.. im procrastinating now! here and now! hahaha thank u ellen.
"RESPECT find out what it means to me RESPECT....hagkuhsd kifgiasdu......sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me!" hahahaha
LOL That sounded psychotic: "Ahahahaha, I lost my eye, hahahaha!" XD LOL Nice. Love it.
oh my god this tripping part is so true
The end was awesome!Who new Ellen was FUNKY!
i luv how her entire show just flowed it all makes sense!!! and its Hilarious!!!
i love the ending, i replay this just to wathc the end. its just epic rofl
'can you help me find my eye? ' she's awesome XD
"Im bleeding, hahaha, Isn't that funny..Im bleeding! Oh my, Can you help me find my eye?" HAHAHAHA Funny stuff!
"can you help me find my eye? I lost my eye? hahahaha" omg she's awesome
"i'm runnnning aaand I'm done..that's all i needed" hhahahaha
" ...is that blood?..." HILARIOUS!
Ow! I had to pause it cuz my stomach hurt from laughing! And now I have to poo...
LOL!! I CAN NOT FIND MY EYE!
i lost my eye.. hahaha... i can not find my eye! :"D
hilarious! xD
"Once you get a hammer you find you don't hammer as much as you think you would"...... Ha haaaaaa!!
"isnt that funny, ohh myyy...is that blood? HHAHAH." lol i love ellen!! her comedy is so classic.
"i thought she tripped but she's running...she stopped - she did trip! YOU TRIPPED!"
oh man i love ellen so much,
my quote of life is "procrastinate now, don't put it off!"
Great show!!
Ellen can definitely rap "Shoop" better than I can XD
"is that blood ?, hahaha im bleeding, isnt that funny im bleeding."
HAHAHAHAHAHA !
lamo omg so funny i couldn't stop laughing
" You tripped!!!"
It´s like a poem when Ellen quotes the song lyrics
it's so clean and sssshhiny :D
her laugh is killing me :D
i lost my eye, isn't that funny
hahahahah
Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do
So well it's a spell, hell, makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop... x)
this is the best part of the entire here & now
Thank you so much for putting this here! I needed to laugh this hard!=) Btw, can anyone tell me what the song is titled that she is singing in the end (and refering to earlier)? And by who/whom?
The worst thing about walking into pure glass windows is the noise they make. It always seems louder than anything. It's so distinctive at least one person knows you walked into it!
HAHAHHAHAAHAHAH ooh gawd I have watch this 100000 times and its still funny
"R-E-S-P-E-C-T...Jock ka ta ee see tee HO!" hahahaha
"Can you help me find my eye?"
LMBO
well just spend an hour going through this whole stand up..now thats procrastinating haha
She is BRILLIANT...it takes a very smart person to be that funny without being raunchy andto be SPOT ON about thier observations...lol. I love you, Ellen.
great great great!!! She's really the funniest person i know :P
I LOVE her!........ shows :P ;)
This is the best part of that show if you ask me :P
she is the best! i love ellen!!!!!
"I lost my eye.." LMAO
i was jus guna start runnin neway i didnt trip, jus guna run...im running an im dun thas all i needed...OMG!LMFAO!
"My dog of 17 years just died"
"Awww you're kidding"
"No, as funny as that is, i'm not"
--Freakin love ellen.. So funny..
Thank you! I appreciate it :D
i love that she dedicated it to her dog!! so ellen of her!
happened to me yesterday, the triping thing, and i did loo back and fake that there was something XDXD
S'hes awesome!! very funny
i remember when i first saw this i thought it was so awesome that she managed to tie in why it was good to procrastinate
I CANNOT find my eye!!!! WOW!! I WAS ROTFLMAO!!! :)
LOL! " Its so clean and shiny!"
"I cannot find my EYE! Hahaha!"
She's the best!! I love Ellen! hahaha
soooo HILARIOUS!
thx :D now i can laugh with her ...^^
'once you get a hammer you find you don't hammer as much as you thought you would'!! love it :-)
i'm running and. i'm. done.... that's all i needed
she is so awesome as she tells the truth!
Loved the final part. Get it, Ellen! :)
I love how she basically procrastinated during the whole show. Procrastination was the overall theme and became the biggest and best joke she did the entire show.
20 people tripped and pretended to run
"You tripped! :D"