The News part is sooo funny! Ellen is my favorite "it could be the most deadly thing in the world and you could be having it for diner we'll tell you what it is tonight at 11:00." "So 'bout a week later I pop in the tape!" It is true that if you don't press play something comes on LOL!
"It could be the most deadly thing in the world and you may be having it for dinner! We'll tell you what it is tonight at 11." Hahahaha I love how she says "Is it peas?" She has the best facial expressions.
It's so wonderful that the whole world comes together to inhale instant-coffee, get papercuts on noses, read till we all need glasses and eye surgery at 29 and simply sleep all through summer. Somehow, I know Ellen wouldn't mind :) Good luck on yours!
"That woman in the shampoo commercial... she's happy. She's too happy. I fell for it, I bought the shampoo. I... I gotta tell you, I was shampooing for a good half hour and I never got that happy. I... finally just had to fake it you know, cuz I had to get out of the shower." ROFL
~~~ if you take this or that medication secondary complications may occur so not only are you streesed and sad but now you also are constipated and with "certain bleeding may occur" so freaking funny~~~
PURE GENIUS. One of my favorite commedians.
HER FACIAL EXPRESSION!!! LOLLLL love ellen, no other comedian does that as well or even at all! i got this on dvd
The News part is sooo funny! Ellen is my favorite "it could be the most deadly thing in the world and you could be having it for diner we'll tell you what it is tonight at 11:00."
"So 'bout a week later I pop in the tape!" It is true that if you don't press play something comes on LOL!
"Is it peas?" LOL
"is it PEAS?!"
HAHAHA
I love Ellen.
XD
One of the best moments of laught of my life!! Just love it
she is my favorite stand up comedian, i love her.
Lol I'm totally procrastinating by watching this right now hahaha
"She's happy, ...she....she to happy"
HAHAHA
"finally i just had to fake it"
classic!!!
LOL! I needed that! I laughed until I cried!
Is it peas??? lol i laughed so hard
Nevr wathed her b4 yesterdy. Now i hooked
I freakin LOVE Ellen!!!! She's so hilarious! Thanks for posting these videos!! :)
"really, get my sandwich"
lmao i love ellen she's hilarious
hah im watching this to ease my nerves before i get my teeth ripped out tomorrow!
thanks YOU Ellen
"It could be the most deadly thing in the world and you may be having it for dinner! We'll tell you what it is tonight at 11."
Hahahaha I love how she says "Is it peas?"
She has the best facial expressions.
i love her comedy because its so relatable almost everything she talks about has to us once in our lifetime lol shes so great
I'm procrastinating now. I should be cleaning. Here I am watching Ellen LOL!!!!
"I have a problem with procrastination too,
Really ? Well get mah sandwich" LOL
WOW I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! I am procrastination on HW too!!!XD We should start a club...later;)
"Also a disturbing new study shows that studies are disturbing" LOL! xD
I said "Really? Get me a sandwhich." hehe.
"I said really, give me a sandwich" jajajajaj
god she's amazing
"I find that if you don't press PLAY right away.....
....
.
..
Something's on TV."
Is it peas!!!!! LMAO!!!!!
lol that was my fav part too.
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i luv how she can be funny without cussing. soo refreshing.
"I've have a problem with procrastination too"
"really! get my sandwich"
omg! iat this moment not writing a essay thats due in a hour fml haahah ellen
I've almost memorized every thing she's said cause I've watched this so many times. :)
I love the timelessness of this piece! She could very well do this routine now, and it would still be completely relevant.
I've got exams and thought... I want to do something completely different than study. I know, Ellen! Procrastination is awesome! Thank you.
She never fails to crack me up!!!
Really, get me a sandwhich XD ahahahaha
lol "really? get mah sandwich" xD
"Finally, a disturbing news study finds that studies are disturbing..."
hahaha so funny!
Im meant to be finding info for a science test tomorow, writing an essay due tomorow, studying for a maths test tomorow... Oooo ellen on youtube... :D
lol same here! i need to do my homework!
really... get my sandwich.... hahaha brilliant
......is it peas???
LOL
'when I was a kid, we had just crazy people, that's all..' love it!!!
ive watched this easily like, more than 50 times
I love her sense of humor. It's not obnoxious or malicious like most you see from other comedians.
lol i have TBD =))
lol hilarious
lol i am laughing so hard I am crying!!! god i love you Ellen!! lol
"Yes, I have all those thigs, I'm alive!" That is so true.=)
and i said really? get my sandwich!
LOL
hahahaha ellen I love you :B you're such a great inspiration to me (: thanks for being such a funny person and making my day easier ::B
I love how she actually talks about things that relate to others lol
"Is it peas?!"
shes too funny i love ellen and her show
its the herbal essences commercial from a few years ago...
It's so wonderful that the whole world comes together to inhale instant-coffee, get papercuts on noses, read till we all need glasses and eye surgery at 29 and simply sleep all through summer. Somehow, I know Ellen wouldn't mind :)
Good luck on yours!
chris rock said that same thing WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO JUST BEING CRAZY !! DID WE JUST THROW AWAY CRAZY !! lolz
"That woman in the shampoo commercial... she's happy. She's too happy. I fell for it, I bought the shampoo. I... I gotta tell you, I was shampooing for a good half hour and I never got that happy. I... finally just had to fake it you know, cuz I had to get out of the shower."
ROFL
Lol @ "not gonna find a pygmy on paxil"
"you won't find a pigmy on Paxil".... Genius
hahaha amaaazing talk :D i so agree with it!
Hey what's the shampoo commercial she's talking about? is it on youtube.?? i'd love to see it...
Finally i just had to fake it..... i had to get out of the shower.... lol
Your so right that's so funny!!
~~~ if you take this or that medication secondary complications may occur so not only are you streesed and sad but now you also are constipated and with "certain bleeding may occur"
so freaking funny~~~
I agree with her about the "crawl" on the news!
ha me too
i should be writing an essay thats due in 6 hours
really get my sandwhich
ellen was back in TOP FORM for this show!
"When I was a kid.
We just had CRAZY PEOPLE.
that's all!
JUST CRAZY PEOPLE!!"
i'm happy for him. he couldn't eat it for a while. but now he can.
ohhhh she's too funny. i've seen this like 80 times and it's still hilarious
Woo hoo @ Survivor reference!
I totally love your nick ;)
"a disturbing new study shows that studies are disturbing"
lol
she just is brilliant!!!
I am using this video to procrastinate.
People eat bugs and marrying strangers for money. LOL. gotta luv that one!
"we are so much more sophisticated now, watching people eat bugs and marry strangers for money!"
she´s sooo right!!!
Haha XD Ellen rocks! :) she is sooo funny XD
Love Ellen!
"I said, really?.... get my sandwich"......
"also a disturbing new study finds that studies are disturbing" lmfao
Lol yeah m2,now that i noticed i only hear her xD
i quote this sooo much:-)
@Kristjana12 (humour is canadian by the way)
"You're not gonna find a pygmy on Paxil, I'll tell you that right now."
"Also a disturbing new study finds that studies are disturbing." :)) they really are...
You know I heard on the news that there are pygmies on Paxil now since they all got cable. :-P
4:36 "Are you sad?"
A disturbing new study shows that studies are disturbing! lol Ellen is a genius she is hilarious!
I don't know.
Really??? Get my sandwich... LMAO
is it peas???
i love her ^-^
@Krissy123K you spelled humor wrong
"a disturbing new study shows that studies are disturbing."
hahaa she is so cute
haha!!! turn on the captions and at 5:30 look at what it says: "and it's a crawl down there to God..."
........................ is it peas?!
...I never got that happy....finally I just had to fake it.
did anyone notice she drifted off from the video to help with procrastination to commercials
also, a disturbing new study finds that studies are disturbing.
is it peas??... :(
:D lol