I have a theory. Decimus is either: from a feral world, and hates machine spirits in general because his introductory experiences with them have all been frustrating. Fairly typical technological culture shock. or He's the type of guy who could install ++Inquisition approved pre-Imperial [993.M2] anti-demonic combat simulator++ on a thermostat, but spent months debugging a photo-replicaticum to no avail. He has *opinions* about machine spirits. (or maybe he was a pro gamer, IDK what sort of killer instinct they check for when trying to find aspirants)
@@AchingScaphoidNornally you only see this kind of high level racism at the Racism Olympics. I strongly suspect Decimus was meant to go the Black Templars instead of the Ultramarines.
Favorite part is on ballistic engine when he's just like "oh my fucking...AUTHORISED"
That Spaceballs joke is literally just Imperium tech in a nutshell.
Imperium: "Nothing works"
Mechanicus: "It's a feature, not a bug"
@@DeepestDankest”the ghost in your toaster needs you to light some candles for it to start working”
I feel him and Malum Caedo both got lost on there way to join the Black Templars and ended up with the Ultramarines.
I have a theory. Decimus is either:
from a feral world, and hates machine spirits in general because his introductory experiences with them have all been frustrating. Fairly typical technological culture shock.
or
He's the type of guy who could install ++Inquisition approved pre-Imperial [993.M2] anti-demonic combat simulator++ on a thermostat, but spent months debugging a photo-replicaticum to no avail. He has *opinions* about machine spirits.
(or maybe he was a pro gamer, IDK what sort of killer instinct they check for when trying to find aspirants)
I am actually in love with this comment wtf xDD
As a lore nerd this checks out.
"Can it run Doom?" but Warhammer
Even in the future, no one knows how to work a fax machine.
Oh, I've been there brother Decimus. I once hurled a fax machine across the administratum office once and beat a keyboard into submission.
good old Rite of Percussive Persuasion always works
"I wish this machine moved faster"
-Decimus, White Scar
"I crave a blood bath, or a blood shower" - Decimus
The always he talks and the things he says makes me think he could have been a space wolf.
@@iconicusensign9624 or a blood angel
@@iconicusensign9624so ultramarines can’t crave a bloodbath or bloodshower?
World eater in blue
Space marine humor is underrated
He's just like me fr. The Mechanicus is one of the most aggravating things in the setting
He sounds so done with everything lol
*magazine out, magazine in!*
these space marines are so skrunkly
How about Straban being an absolute giga-Chad?
No chatter in the Vox.
By the way, goated pic you have there. Praise be to Space King.
My man Decimus, I feel you brother
Based decimus, fuck the omnissiah
Decimus has the best voice lines
Decimus and straban ❤
It's like me to my printer.
YO I HEAR YOU USING MY BELOVED WE ❤ KATAMARI THEME
I'm gunna need a source on that Big Blue remix
It's just Big Blue from Melee.
and thats why im a vanguard main
Racism just got an expansion pack 😭🙏
@@2merh8n bro this is endgame content for racism. We start making slurs for machines and soon we'll end up in pods like The Matrix.
@@AchingScaphoidNornally you only see this kind of high level racism at the Racism Olympics. I strongly suspect Decimus was meant to go the Black Templars instead of the Ultramarines.
@@AchingScaphoid I was warned not to mention Roko's Basilisk in these instances... 👀
@@luanguWELP! I guess on the bright side we're ensured an afterlife.