The Man Who Time Travelled 0.2 Seconds

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  • @halfasinteresting
    @halfasinteresting  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7766

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  • @ceres568
    @ceres568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11426

    Fun fact, he was also the very last soviet citizen ever. He was in space when the Soviet Union fell and when he landed he had to get new identification to become a citizen in his own country

    • @aamyushh
      @aamyushh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      is*
      The guy isn't fucking dead xD

    • @w2ky
      @w2ky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +608

      Edit: Looking back at the comment, turns out I’m just a crazy commentator! It didn’t even make sense to me, my own comment. But you guys seemed to understand it and somehow agree.
      @@aamyushh ok? Are you saying the USSR is still a thing? Because the USSR got disbanded because they didnt have the money to control everything due to how much land they owned. And now it's Russia. Not the USSR.

    • @JPA55MOR3
      @JPA55MOR3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      "Was" is past tense my guy." Is" means he's alive. Common mistake common correction . Points for semantics, points for everyone. I "Was " not gonna comment....but I " is." ;P

    • @rareawesomegamer7405
      @rareawesomegamer7405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      F6 Xenon
      Talking about the guy, not the USSR

    • @arugula517
      @arugula517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      JPA55MOR3 but we are referring to his citizenship so was is the correct choice since he isn’t a soviet anymore

  • @gaelbg3639
    @gaelbg3639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34677

    I time travelled 10 seconds when he started talking about the sponsor

  • @themandan9456
    @themandan9456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26131

    We all have that friend who sits at exactly sea level his entire life.

    • @justanothercaio1334
      @justanothercaio1334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1803

      He's called "the guy in the physics/math problem"

    • @cruzerion
      @cruzerion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +635

      So does that mean that somewhere on earth there's a whole collective sitting together at sea-level, or do people who spend their entire lives sitting at sea level just meet an absurd amount people?

    • @violenceisfun991
      @violenceisfun991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      @@cruzerion i think its the second one. People who sit at sea level are easy to find, so i guess thats why they meet so many people?

    • @MuscarV2
      @MuscarV2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Oh hi, it's me, the friend that sits still at sea level my entire life.

    • @adamdavenport8009
      @adamdavenport8009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Fred. His name is Fred.

  • @pandugidha762
    @pandugidha762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2393

    Fun fact : at the top of the mount everest, a year would be about 15 microseconds shorter than at sea level.

    • @PROPLAYEN
      @PROPLAYEN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      moving underground so I can have longer days brb

    • @BlackoutGootraxian
      @BlackoutGootraxian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@PROPLAYEN imagine moving to the core of the earth and you can have infinitely long days

    • @BeeWithSunglasses
      @BeeWithSunglasses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@BlackoutGootraxian that's not how it works you would still age at the same rate ad its not gonna be infinite at the core.

    • @BlackoutGootraxian
      @BlackoutGootraxian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@BeeWithSunglasses days are still technically infinite

    • @BeeWithSunglasses
      @BeeWithSunglasses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@BlackoutGootraxian only if your standing in the center of earth days are infinite. you are still relevant to your position above the surface and you do not travel slower or faster

  • @gpearce555
    @gpearce555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8627

    My PC time travels 30 days in the past whenever a free trial runs out.

    • @HY-ti4bh
      @HY-ti4bh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Winzip also breaks time because the free trial lasts for infinity

    • @gagecreekmore1202
      @gagecreekmore1202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wait bro

    • @cmcteq
      @cmcteq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      underrated comment

    • @vikyathshetty9770
      @vikyathshetty9770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Looooop🌝

    • @kaidancallear6773
      @kaidancallear6773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm ur 1000th like

  • @mattamiller2002
    @mattamiller2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3479

    A man staggers through a city street gaping in amazement at his surroundings. He grabs a passerby and shouts "Sir, what tenth of a second is it?"

    • @lucidtrip3439
      @lucidtrip3439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      An actually original comment

    • @theleetworldbest
      @theleetworldbest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Drawing Donuts WHAT? OH MY GOD, LANGUAGE... IS SO DIFFERENT IN FUTURE!

    • @aidan3768
      @aidan3768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Pure comedy

    • @yelloweyedkittytime155
      @yelloweyedkittytime155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love this comment so freaking much lmao

    • @cmelton6796
      @cmelton6796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's your lucky day! You now have your 777th like on your comment

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6452

    Now he can brag about how he gets to live 0.2 seconds longer than everyone else

    • @ghostella_8348
      @ghostella_8348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      You again

    • @SharkOSix
      @SharkOSix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I deleted my comment because I realized how much of a dumbass I am

    • @ryankim1439
      @ryankim1439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Was this in your recommended too?

    • @MarvelRandomies
      @MarvelRandomies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Wutttt you everywhere

    • @chilldude9932
      @chilldude9932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      WHY ARE YOU EVERY DAMN WHERE?

  • @rafabdc04
    @rafabdc04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    Everybody gangsta till Sergei says the world will end in 0.2 seconds

  • @imambival
    @imambival 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20702

    I time traveled 7 hours into the future by going to sleep

    • @magpiem0th
      @magpiem0th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

      Incredible

    • @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK
      @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Same

    • @PumpkinDealer
      @PumpkinDealer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      You should sleep 8-9 hours not 7

    • @whyjaspher9737
      @whyjaspher9737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

      Pumpkin Guy heh, you wouldn't understand why..

    • @fcantil
      @fcantil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Revolutionary!

  • @nicholasdavoli2973
    @nicholasdavoli2973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3099

    This guy must have a really bad expirence with Newark airport.

    • @AM-yz1ll
      @AM-yz1ll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Everyone does. Just fly from Singapore to Newark and then you will understand what he means...

    • @vampiresquid5833
      @vampiresquid5833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I’m never going to that god forsaken airport again

    • @christopherdittmer17
      @christopherdittmer17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Who doesn’t?

    • @bananacat4945
      @bananacat4945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think he just lives in Essex county New Jersey and he has to go to Newark airport cause it's the closest

    • @happydr_
      @happydr_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have had one flight delayed 4 hours and another canceled from Newark.

  • @SamiChenFilm
    @SamiChenFilm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5429

    Imagine flexing to everyone that you will live 0.2 seconds longer than them.

    • @SagarCubes
      @SagarCubes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I spotted a cuber in the wild! A fellow cuber

    • @artemlyubchenko3022
      @artemlyubchenko3022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@SagarCubes Cuber here too!

    • @manswind3417
      @manswind3417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Well technically, he will only live 0.2 seconds longer than himself & not anyone else, i.e. only his own life is elongated by 0.2 seconds. However, as you can guess, that might not suffice to enable him to exceed everyone else's lifespan.

    • @niftylittlename
      @niftylittlename 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@manswind3417 i don't know if this is correct but it'd correct to say he'll exist longer, not live longer.

    • @mqegg
      @mqegg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      To him he would have lived lets say 80 years old (average) but to others he would have lived 80 years and 0.2 seconds old.

  • @amethyst4578
    @amethyst4578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Scientists: We want to invent time travel so we can see what it was like in the past!
    This guy: 0.2 seconds. Take it or leave it.

    • @SidarTN
      @SidarTN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean future and not past

    • @shaunsuper4485
      @shaunsuper4485 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I timetraveller 5 days and some hours into the future

    • @sylvy16
      @sylvy16 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SidarTN i think they meant past. we can learn a lot by looking into the past

    • @dragskcinnay3184
      @dragskcinnay3184 ปีที่แล้ว

      except... you can't go back to the past. Relativity tells us that time moves at a different rate depending on stuff like gravitational force and speed (relative to that of light), which basically means we can go to the future at different "speeds" (with extra big quotation marks), but you can't go back. At least not according to any of the laws we currently use to describe stuf.

    • @echo_z319
      @echo_z319 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dragskcinnay3184except.. its a fucking joke

  • @hahanamegobrrr6667
    @hahanamegobrrr6667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11546

    Person : travels .2 seconds
    Me who travels 60 seconds every minute : *_Pathetic._*

    • @ItsRubyGD
      @ItsRubyGD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      o h

    • @rahuln5676
      @rahuln5676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +773

      Me who travels 60 minutes every hour : *Mortals*

    • @ianfrancong
      @ianfrancong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +579

      Me who travels 365 days every year: Amateurs

    • @substratosphere529
      @substratosphere529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      Ian Franco NG me who travels 1 century in 100 years: *INTENSE PATHETIC*

    • @PokeTube
      @PokeTube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      ツSubstratosphere me who travels 1000 years in a millenia

  • @penumbra0182
    @penumbra0182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3116

    *insert mandatory “technically, we’re all time travellers” remark which no one wanted or asked for*

    • @calebwaddell6948
      @calebwaddell6948 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly tho

    • @calebwaddell6948
      @calebwaddell6948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've done that myself tho lol🤣

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And then you get 10k likes with a bunch of *"underrated comment"* comments

    • @nexus3756
      @nexus3756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Boooooo

    • @gdash6925
      @gdash6925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      technically, we´re all time travellers

  • @RamielEdits
    @RamielEdits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1314

    We all living in 2020, while this guy living in 2020 + 0.2 seconds

    • @shadowwolf1611
      @shadowwolf1611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Woah

    • @LuhDae1Up
      @LuhDae1Up 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Look at this random man, so inspirational.🤯🤯
      (I liked btw)

    • @flyingdoggo9887
      @flyingdoggo9887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      damn thats deep

    • @synishere
      @synishere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That would play out really well, he'd be able to literally dodge a bullet.

    • @bertham8514
      @bertham8514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So he's suffering +0.2 seconds harder on 2020

  • @teodork06bulgaria4
    @teodork06bulgaria4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    TH-camrs be like: And this is how i stretched a 0.2 second story into a 6 minute video.

    • @alviOST
      @alviOST 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      huh

    • @DccToon
      @DccToon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      its a pun@@alviOST

  • @dootdoodle569
    @dootdoodle569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9312

    Everybody is constantly time traveling, at a rate of one second per second.

    • @dicjd107
      @dicjd107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      :O

    • @uzumakilol1288
      @uzumakilol1288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      Why does this make sense

    • @benfree3169
      @benfree3169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      SKLA Cormack probably because it’s common knowledge😹

    • @gwroly
      @gwroly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@benfree3169 I dont want to be that person but..... rwoosh

    • @benfree3169
      @benfree3169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Gwroly obviously I got the joke..my response was to the person who said “Why does this make sense” & also it’s r/woooosh get it right

  • @mustangmkiv8533
    @mustangmkiv8533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2843

    10 million sub hour long special: what Newark airport did wrong

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      "The short answer: Everything.
      "The long answer: let's start with the fact that it's in Newark. But it gets worse."

    • @SanskarWagley
      @SanskarWagley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They know what they did

    • @isaacmoraesdornelasdesouza4830
      @isaacmoraesdornelasdesouza4830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OtakuUnitedStudio I was born in Newark ;( I am offended.

    • @Trucker_Rich86
      @Trucker_Rich86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Easier is what they did right..

    • @abalakrishnan4152
      @abalakrishnan4152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      1.5M sub hour long special: bricks

  • @scottluxon2525
    @scottluxon2525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

    My question is: how did they have stock footage of my sad boring friend who has been sitting perfectly still at sea level for his entire life?

    • @fcantil
      @fcantil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Asking the real questions here

    • @JimBean175
      @JimBean175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They're just too common

    • @beagleboy5343
      @beagleboy5343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait... They have footage if me?

    • @yeet6806
      @yeet6806 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When i heard that i was like i dont have that kind of friend oh wait a sec...

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wcjk8428 it must be you since you understand it.

  • @Kratos_Messi7050
    @Kratos_Messi7050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    "What's your name sir?"
    *"Sir Gae"*

  • @AlexandrBorschchev
    @AlexandrBorschchev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5111

    Plot twist: we’re in a simulation and he lagged

    • @Mattbird-2676
      @Mattbird-2676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Actually we all lagged he is the only one who didn't

    • @royallobster7899
      @royallobster7899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      th-cam.com/video/PkKAHroBTtA/w-d-xo.html

    • @suomiswagmodz5009
      @suomiswagmodz5009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@Mattbird-2676 so he is the host of the server

    • @onlyvirly2c
      @onlyvirly2c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @AlexandrBorschchev
      @AlexandrBorschchev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wtf I just realized that if we were in a simulation, we are being viewed in third person by 4 dimensional creatures.

  • @aimanshahzad6488
    @aimanshahzad6488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3330

    Me: about to do a plank
    Time: woah slow down there buddy..

    • @aresfenrir3676
      @aresfenrir3676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This is funny AF

    • @forsenbaj224
      @forsenbaj224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ares Fenrir AF

    • @heyPeter234
      @heyPeter234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @heyPeter234
      @heyPeter234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Or the gym teacher is just a wizard who knows how to manipulate how long it takes to countdown from 10

    • @susbeanbiuld5941
      @susbeanbiuld5941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bro i can time travel 1 second every second

  • @Killifar
    @Killifar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2622

    Cant wait for when im impatient for class to end so i can pull out a mf rocket and blast off into space for 800 days to save *0.2 seconds*

    • @swedewtf
      @swedewtf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      This is way too underrated

    • @rodh1404
      @rodh1404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      As every teenager knows, the place where time travels the slowest is in a classroom on a Friday just before the final class of the day ends. Those few minutes last an eternity.

    • @finntaylor1004
      @finntaylor1004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      life 100% run (tas)

    • @fayebradshaw4221
      @fayebradshaw4221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You'd technically need to waste those 800 days in space though so you'd get a net loss of 799 days 23 hours 59 minutes and 59.8 seconds

    • @mariocart2wrholder
      @mariocart2wrholder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rodh1404 nah slowest definitely is your last day of school ever

  • @thefloofbirb8489
    @thefloofbirb8489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    This man: *has the world record of time travelling 0.2 seconds*
    Students in a boring class, watching the clock’s handles so slowly it looks like its going backwards: *oof size: large*

    • @Whiskypapa
      @Whiskypapa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I actually know a fun fact related to just that...
      Our brain is kinda amazing. While quickly shifting where you are looking, there is a period of time you have a very limited visual input (information wise), because your eyes (and/or head) needs to move, adjust and refocus on your new visual target and send the information to your brain to be processed. While we obviously observe this transitional period happening (as the blur between moving perspective) it’s actually a tiny amount longer than we perceive. What the brain does is alter you recent memory, making you think that what you JUST laid your eyes upon, you were also looking at 0.something seconds before aswell. The brain does this to minimize the amount of sensory gaps and make everything feel smoother.
      Back to why this is relevant: If you time it correctly and look at a clock at the perfect moment (RIGHT after a new second passed), this fake memory, together with the actual second it takes for the handle to jump to the next second, will be a long enough amount of time for you to notice the second feeling longer than it should be. This is the reason we sometimes look at a clock and feel it was stuck and just started ticking again after we began looking at it.
      I don’t know about you, but I used to wonder why that first second usually seemed to take longer, but after learning why, my wonder turned to amazement over how cool our brain can be sometimes!
      Sidenote: my brain is responsible to writing this comment.... it just called itself cool and amazing.... kinda cringe to brag like that...... (but at least it’s self aware about it)

    • @thefloofbirb8489
      @thefloofbirb8489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Whiskypapa holy shit thats whacky

    • @ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640
      @ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's the big deal if we travel 1 second in time.

    • @jepp6419
      @jepp6419 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640 we traveled in time at all

    • @ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640
      @ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jepp6419 :°

  • @jacksage9732
    @jacksage9732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2319

    “This little maneuver is gonna cost us 0.2 seconds”

    • @zachxiong2657
      @zachxiong2657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @Vanrobo Gaming Interstellar

    • @tygarner9142
      @tygarner9142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      **Hans Zimmer Intensifies**

    • @Gamesforus1
      @Gamesforus1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Technically, it gained him 0.2 seconds

    • @grandpanoogie2665
      @grandpanoogie2665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Man, your WR attempt is ruined now, you gotta reset and try again.

    • @CrispyChins
      @CrispyChins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You beat me to this comment

  • @ZeroTwo-kw5nd
    @ZeroTwo-kw5nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1764

    wow he must’ve seen flying cars and human cyborgs in that 0.2 seconds into the future

    • @Roadtotekkengodkazuya
      @Roadtotekkengodkazuya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ikr

    • @seijin5865
      @seijin5865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      How'd he know he actually time traveled? It was 0.2 seconds tf?

    • @Froggers.
      @Froggers. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@seijin5865 wooosh

    • @tukangpempek5390
      @tukangpempek5390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Froggers. bruh

    • @labrik0937
      @labrik0937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@seijin5865 Just watch the video

  • @antoniotoni8221
    @antoniotoni8221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4948

    I think my dad traveled throught time becuse he never returned from the store.
    But he came back when I won 10 milion $.
    Miracle.

    • @pumpkinspice5848
      @pumpkinspice5848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      You can time travel with 10 million $

    • @miltoska9708
      @miltoska9708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Yeah right ,people dont just win money like that ,don't give people online (like myself) who are tens of thousands in dept and have very low income false hopes
      Also don't give false hopes of my dad coming back

    • @maazali9604
      @maazali9604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@miltoska9708 hes just joking...

    • @suzusat
      @suzusat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      One question: were you out of milk when he left?

    • @quasar2099
      @quasar2099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@maazali9604 hes just joking...

  • @musabzafarsiddiqui6219
    @musabzafarsiddiqui6219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Scientist: "We will make a time machine!"
    ….eventually runs out of time.

  • @ParsaAsal
    @ParsaAsal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1383

    Notice how at the end, he cut off. He is the 0.2 seconds in the future.

    • @sujals7108
      @sujals7108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Omg yeah he didnt say "i" in hai

    • @puggoman902
      @puggoman902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Underrated, you deserve 1k likes for *making* big brain comment
      Edit: Guys the reason why making is *LIKE THIS* is because I mistake it and it auto corrected to *marketing*

    • @augustuscaesar8287
      @augustuscaesar8287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keen observation

    • @augustuscaesar8287
      @augustuscaesar8287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@puggoman902 -No way!- _Thanks_ *for clarifying!*

    • @kaitlynnlattimore7319
      @kaitlynnlattimore7319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG YOUR RIGHT!!!!!!!!

  • @Gustavaxelssonn
    @Gustavaxelssonn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5611

    Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

    • @theo-mf3xk
      @theo-mf3xk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      overused joke

    • @XiaoMingXing
      @XiaoMingXing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Yes, but actually no.

    • @theo-mf3xk
      @theo-mf3xk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      King PufflePuff you ruined it

    • @XiaoMingXing
      @XiaoMingXing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Theo Nowlan I’m sorry’nt

    • @XiaoMingXing
      @XiaoMingXing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ThinkGamer indeed

  • @NovikNikolovic
    @NovikNikolovic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2225

    "Woman on cellphone in 1920s"
    Me: is that a zebra in the city??

  • @muscleman5133
    @muscleman5133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Plot twist: the man who didn’t travel 0.2 seconds into the future

  • @jasonjr376
    @jasonjr376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3289

    Speedruners: "write that down, write that down!!!!"

    • @imabstrong3726
      @imabstrong3726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      underrated comment

    • @allesman
      @allesman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      If a speedrunner shot their timer through space while running the game, this could probably work.

    • @Ninkjeboi
      @Ninkjeboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Liked by dream.

    • @christiangamingyt1196
      @christiangamingyt1196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As you wish

    • @z1pline487
      @z1pline487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@allesman oh my god hide the speed runners are coming

  • @waycnf7229
    @waycnf7229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6365

    why didn't he warn us about 9/11 smh

  • @sla-l5n
    @sla-l5n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7523

    Bruh he time traveled and didn't even warn us abt coronavirus smh

    • @schlhq3228
      @schlhq3228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      UnOneBlack r/wooosh
      Idiot THIS is a joke

    • @rubellion9708
      @rubellion9708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@idontlikeyou4340 @dumbasspolice @youmissedthejoke

    • @derekpatangan9049
      @derekpatangan9049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      UnOneBlack its a joke stupid fortnite kid

    • @joosh1563
      @joosh1563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      R/wooooooooooooooooooosh

    • @hbi7605
      @hbi7605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@idontlikeyou4340 r/woooOooosh

  • @AbhishekBera
    @AbhishekBera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Future time travellers: “Lol Noob”

    • @iya._.
      @iya._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol 69 likes.... niceeeee

    • @AbhishekBera
      @AbhishekBera 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iya._. This is going on my wall 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ezequielmiranda5927
      @ezequielmiranda5927 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a future time traveler I have to say this is relatable

    • @grillygrilly
      @grillygrilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      get pwned scrub

    • @pashauzan
      @pashauzan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can tell that they're fake if they say that

  • @narwhalkid
    @narwhalkid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2634

    Minecraft bed: Are you challenging me?

  • @aiden4997
    @aiden4997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3748

    Plot twist: Real time doesn't change, your perception of time does.

    • @darktyrant7710
      @darktyrant7710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Rawr xd ~~ nuzzles u ~~

    • @ganondorfgaming7207
      @ganondorfgaming7207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      DarkTyrant what the frick

    • @treasonsv2440
      @treasonsv2440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@darktyrant7710 can you dont

    • @mlgcabbagegaming6501
      @mlgcabbagegaming6501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      'time is relative' - some smart guy

    • @Nocthmyst
      @Nocthmyst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pretty sure that's basically what gets people confused most of the time

  • @nlcrypto7324
    @nlcrypto7324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1982

    So your telling me he's 0.2 seconds ahead of us humans

    • @bogs8140
      @bogs8140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yes

    • @ritaDas-xl4kz
      @ritaDas-xl4kz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @DIEGO PEREZ GENIS Lol

    • @atashi_
      @atashi_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @DIEGO PEREZ GENIS lol

    • @raduarsene5144
      @raduarsene5144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      No he s not ahead. He will just live longer by 0.2 seconds because time just passed a little bit slower for him

    • @aayanbaig6736
      @aayanbaig6736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @DIEGO PEREZ GENIS right

  • @somedudewholikestocook9802
    @somedudewholikestocook9802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I time traveled 24 hours back in time after crossing the Greenwich meridian

    • @beansinnoodles3615
      @beansinnoodles3615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually

    • @Ro_Gaming
      @Ro_Gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think that's just an hour, but I can see the joke
      (For long warps, cross from Northern Chile to Kiribati, you'll have warped as long as possible.)

    • @somedudewholikestocook9802
      @somedudewholikestocook9802 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ro_Gaming thnx, appreciate the information

    • @ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640
      @ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ro_Gaming very smart from a guy who made soup odyssey

    • @ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640
      @ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ro_Gaming and spelt odyssey wrong with grammar checks being a thing.

  • @davitisahakyan48
    @davitisahakyan48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6685

    Mr. Beast: Who time travels the longest wins 50,000

    • @davitisahakyan48
      @davitisahakyan48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Kire Or while doing the vid hearing a random sound from: Thanks for the 50k

    • @zenonix5710
      @zenonix5710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Only $50? Normally he gives them more but okay

    • @davitisahakyan48
      @davitisahakyan48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Zenonix 50,000 sorry

    • @SpectureYT
      @SpectureYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      50,000 what iPhone 12s??

    • @zazyreqpro8132
      @zazyreqpro8132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First to time travel wins 50 k

  • @DaltonHBrown
    @DaltonHBrown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    Me: *AFK'ing my minecraft creeper farm, thinking about going to bed to pass the time faster*
    HAI: "taking a nap is like time travel"

    • @colonel1003
      @colonel1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      haha minecraft joke

    • @feras_133
      @feras_133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol so true

    • @sirgrim3905
      @sirgrim3905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well if you think about it it is true.

    • @Jojozilla426
      @Jojozilla426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You gonna have alot of phantoms when you get back

    • @cv_luka
      @cv_luka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jojozilla426 not if he play 1.8.9 Version

  • @floatytrouty
    @floatytrouty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Dude:Time travelled .2 sec to the future
    People who have crossed the International Date Line:Are you challenging me?

  • @galacticbat5224
    @galacticbat5224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1615

    Last time I came this early he was still talking about bricks to deter the FBI

    • @heejungbyun6934
      @heejungbyun6934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      you mean he was talking about bricks so the FBI and all of us could gain more knowledge about civil engineering.

    • @arjunsairam5949
      @arjunsairam5949 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lame

    • @August140
      @August140 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @sonicvenom8292
      @sonicvenom8292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I really wanted to know about the longer, newer bricks. If only he made more videos that needed FBI bore-ing, so we can get more about bricks.

    • @wilyriley_
      @wilyriley_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sonicvenom8292 See, this is why HAI will never make a video on bricks. What he will instead do is distract the government with enough brick facts that it will be the length of a normal HAI video.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    I’ve just returned from a trip to the future. It’s horrible! Newark Airport is still a thing and it takes an eternity to get through security

    • @donverga
      @donverga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Go back to hoi4 vids

    • @chrisgaming3373
      @chrisgaming3373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@donverga shut up lmao

    • @donverga
      @donverga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chrisgaming3373 you probably his alt account answering for him

    • @TheSegert
      @TheSegert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@donverga No im his alt account answering for him: Be quiet!

    • @lazyproeagle
      @lazyproeagle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@donverga shut up lmao

  • @joeym5243
    @joeym5243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    Person: *travels 2 seconds into the future*
    Stockbrokers: we can use that

    • @ImTheBluestBird
      @ImTheBluestBird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Wasn’t even two seconds, smh 😔

    • @Sataka23clips
      @Sataka23clips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      0.2 seconds means 1 million for some one

    • @catussupreme
      @catussupreme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      0.2 seconds!

    • @jai-kk5uu
      @jai-kk5uu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They could have used if he traveled in past

    • @Vyclops
      @Vyclops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fix your comment it's 0.2 not 2

  • @shelleyjackson9443
    @shelleyjackson9443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Technically, we’re time travelling every second of the day... you know... we are time traveling 1 second every, well, second.

  • @ponraul1221
    @ponraul1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2858

    *Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together, we can stop this.*

    • @imcarlosjr4898
      @imcarlosjr4898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yes

    • @battleshiparmorlord
      @battleshiparmorlord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      believe it or not, the tallest giraffe is indeed taller than any other giraffe

    • @Pribumi1
      @Pribumi1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Wait, I thought every minute, 60 seconds passes?

    • @luckystar3641
      @luckystar3641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Pribumi1 actually it's 'Every 60 seconds in Africa, 60,000 milliseconds pass. Together, we can stop this.'

    • @luckystar3641
      @luckystar3641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Starfish Prime I was making a joke :(

  • @fiferplayeralt7118
    @fiferplayeralt7118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    I think HAI is starting to get a lot of conspiracy theories.

    • @datwibgai7233
      @datwibgai7233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It's the new intern guy.

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He should watch last podcast on the left *Insert high on bath salts joke*

    • @krrishesgamingempire1239
      @krrishesgamingempire1239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You want them to do a video on bricks?

    • @Raulz
      @Raulz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@krrishesgamingempire1239 yes

    • @Trucker_Rich86
      @Trucker_Rich86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@krrishesgamingempire1239 yes

  • @Artaka1987
    @Artaka1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    "HAI"s "I" at the end of the video apparently travelled into the future. I expect it to reappear at a future video.

    • @dimentio916
      @dimentio916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Underated

    • @CRT.v
      @CRT.v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      If the next video doesn't start with "I" then I will... probably not even remember that I wanted it too, because my memory is that bad.

    • @AlexSchendel
      @AlexSchendel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was assuming that I had travelled into the future, so I just missed that part of the video. Thanks for clearing that up!

    • @muscovymapping8896
      @muscovymapping8896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If he doesn't do this I will lock him in Newark Airport for 803 days, 9 hours, and 39 minutes.

    • @theenzoferrari458
      @theenzoferrari458 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut your mouth before I punch it.

  • @seamuss999
    @seamuss999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bro shoulda warned us of 9/11

  • @wizardofharry
    @wizardofharry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    This guy: Does something truly interesting that involves time travel
    Me: *Travels to the future by sleeping all day*

    • @nopongastunombreeninternet
      @nopongastunombreeninternet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @sunnyluna5042
      @sunnyluna5042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No pongas tu nombre en internet We get it, you don’t need to spam it

    • @wizardofharry
      @wizardofharry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No pongas tu nombre en internet ok man

    • @Ruby_Mochii
      @Ruby_Mochii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I may have just found my time travelling buddies, ahaha

    • @wizardofharry
      @wizardofharry 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Patrick Jackson lol

  • @GauravHarsule
    @GauravHarsule 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Either this man has travelled 0.2 seconds into the future, or the rest of us all have 200 ping irl🤷‍♂️

  • @mindblownduck5129
    @mindblownduck5129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    First step to time travel: *CONTENT DELETED*

    • @aawqaq620
      @aawqaq620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fbi agent: i get 500000$ for banning a person saying how to time travel hshaha i.m rich

    • @denji6975
      @denji6975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *[REDACTED]*

    • @themysteryquadrio339
      @themysteryquadrio339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hope that was a reference to when Dipper tried teaching time travel and the ink was crossed out

    • @rkpyi8616
      @rkpyi8616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You need to time travel back when the video still exist xD

    • @joshuastoaac9572
      @joshuastoaac9572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Step one: make two giant metal cubes the size of manhattan made of copper iron nickel lead
      Step two: make them collide
      Step three: jump into the area where the cubes collide and the window of opportunity to go back in time will last 0.00000000000004 seconds but the chance of you getting transported as a whole would be more unlikely than if you were to pick a random person on the earth and getting paul rudd and picking again and getting paul rudd

  • @shalevfagen9852
    @shalevfagen9852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    this guy goes 0.2 second into the future
    me: I've been to Asia.

    • @samp5560
      @samp5560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This makes no sense, it’s so random

    • @istantoomanygroupscheckemo4016
      @istantoomanygroupscheckemo4016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@samp5560 true

    • @rahtjesu
      @rahtjesu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@samp5560 time zones joke

    • @AB-jt4rs
      @AB-jt4rs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@samp5560 r/wooooo0O0oO0oSHh

    • @flowerpot1300
      @flowerpot1300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I live in Australia. If I go to England, and that's in the past. If I come back will I be going back to the future?

  • @mishalshaw708
    @mishalshaw708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1678

    *My brain has left the chat*

    • @kurai575
      @kurai575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It ws never there to begin with

    • @mishalshaw708
      @mishalshaw708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@kurai575 LMAO
      That one got me
      Btw I got academic excellence award from school last year :)))

    • @kurai575
      @kurai575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@mishalshaw708 nc one bro hope u do well in the future! Congratulations btw!

    • @mishalshaw708
      @mishalshaw708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks ;)

    • @kurai575
      @kurai575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mishalshaw708 Np

  • @nguyenkevin570
    @nguyenkevin570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1197

    I celebrated 2020 New Year’s Eve twice once in Europe while in the plane and in Asia

    • @kodextutorials6130
      @kodextutorials6130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Cool

    • @jelle1265
      @jelle1265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thanks for sharing!

    • @rajasumalkar7636
      @rajasumalkar7636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      well if you hadn't, 2020 would've been a better year

    • @FrozenBusChannel
      @FrozenBusChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There's an HAI video about celebrating new year 6 times in a day

    • @amandaadrienne837
      @amandaadrienne837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rajas Umalkar
      🤣

  • @hmongpepper3340
    @hmongpepper3340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    Me: *Sleeps*
    Scientists: “Time Traveler”

  • @henriqueresende5625
    @henriqueresende5625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im imagining this woman now as a grandma just going WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAT?

  • @routadu
    @routadu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Time travelling happens in exams
    3 hour exam starts:
    After 5 mins:
    Time's up, submit your answer sheet and leave

    • @dikshhao.o4171
      @dikshhao.o4171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol XD
      Opposite in maths class

    • @ranjani925
      @ranjani925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dikshhao.o4171 In civics class i guess... maths exam it ends before starting 😅

    • @samshaffer2250
      @samshaffer2250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can't relate, i get tests done fast then sit there for what feels like hours

    • @dunzdoesstuff
      @dunzdoesstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      time flies when youre doing it
      however when you're finished it feels super long

    • @enthusiasticarsonsist2366
      @enthusiasticarsonsist2366 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mines diffrent
      Exam starts 8.45
      Me spend 30 minutes doing exam
      Clock: 15 minutes have passed sit there for 45 minutes and be quite

  • @Sebastian-eo8xl
    @Sebastian-eo8xl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +965

    Me: *checks clock, sees 6:01 am , time to sleep for 5 mins*"
    Me again: *checks clock, sees 8 am*
    TIME TRAVEL!

    • @SpaceGood.
      @SpaceGood. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lmfao same

    • @sabirj2074
      @sabirj2074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      If we sleep for a long enough time we can create the illusion of time travel so let’s do an induced coma for 5-10 years

    • @mootwo_
      @mootwo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sabirj2074 are you a demigod because as a human, i can't purposely sleep for 5 years straight

    • @eliasredlich3425
      @eliasredlich3425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mootwo_ Don't worry I can help you sleep for a long time but that time might be forever.

    • @Kobuso
      @Kobuso 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fer Reaf a man has been in coma for 37 years

  • @elijaha773
    @elijaha773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    2 things that are endless in life: death, and HAI Newark jokes.

    • @harshvithlani9399
      @harshvithlani9399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You want to know how forever feels? Well, close your eyes and count to one. That is how long forever feels.

    • @TAOEXPRESS
      @TAOEXPRESS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@harshvithlani9399i think i know where that's from, but i forgot.

    • @harshvithlani9399
      @harshvithlani9399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vladimir kurzkuzkat

    • @otzi1
      @otzi1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And taxes too

    • @TAOEXPRESS
      @TAOEXPRESS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@harshvithlani9399 thanks for telling me

  • @jaymac1239
    @jaymac1239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love this channel. Lots of info, straight to the point, short and sweet, good humour. Keep it up!

    • @abgvedr
      @abgvedr ปีที่แล้ว

      And loads of nonsense about time travel

  • @chaoticonipad
    @chaoticonipad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Bro I’m still at the airport security. Need 300 more days let’s gooo

  • @mohammadaamirkardar4358
    @mohammadaamirkardar4358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    My cousin was driving so fast a few years ago that he time travelled straight to his funeral.
    .
    .
    .
    Yeah, he died in a car crash. Still miss that bastard.

    • @bawicz0
      @bawicz0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reest ine piece 😕😟😬🤫🤭😨😨😯😧😮😳😢😥🤮😩😓😖😱🤮😰😔🙄🧐😏😒😔😰☹️☹️😙😙☺️😍🤗🤩😁😀😀😄😘🙁😕🤭😓😞😩😵😱🤮

    • @MoneyHungryRito
      @MoneyHungryRito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bawicz0 Im 8 so im going to use a bunch of emojis 😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆😉😊😋😎😍😘🥰😗😙😚☺️🙂🤗😟😔🤐😣😲🤧🤓😷😳😱😵🤢🤬😡😰😭

    • @Floedekage
      @Floedekage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't believe you.
      Could you please replicate the conditions and run a test to see if you get the same result?

  • @cathalpoon6341
    @cathalpoon6341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Is the last “I” in HAI cut off at the end of the video. Like very end.

    • @halfasinteresting
      @halfasinteresting  4 ปีที่แล้ว +613

      People watch till the end?

    • @Aluatis
      @Aluatis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      I just thought that was a 0.2 second joke.

    • @blyat1648
      @blyat1648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@halfasinteresting hmmm, maybe it ends 0.2 seconds early...

    • @calebwaddell6948
      @calebwaddell6948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@halfasinteresting, I know I hang out in the comments longer than I should after the end if an HAI video. So I usually hear the end of the video.

    • @zainhaq
      @zainhaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oh yeah maybe i watched to the end

  • @Spyziy
    @Spyziy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Me: wants to see a video of someone seem to teleport a few feet
    Him: *physics and stuff*

  • @exploding_pineapples
    @exploding_pineapples 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    What?! I've been time travelling since I was born!

    • @kumbaya69421
      @kumbaya69421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh shit how?

    • @swat1229
      @swat1229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just as fast as everyone else 😉

    • @calebwaddell6948
      @calebwaddell6948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, if you live longer than any other human alive than you can say that you traveled further into the future from where you started than any one else ever has.

    • @loverboycurly
      @loverboycurly 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      120 likes!!

    • @exudeku
      @exudeku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      (insert existencial crisis)

  • @baderhh9928
    @baderhh9928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    People in the past: sorcery.
    Old people: probably just some lies
    Gamers: *lag*

    • @IGetModerateSleep
      @IGetModerateSleep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ugh my *M I C R O S O F T. W I N D O W S 5* it like 50 years old idk but there is so much L A G. On Z O O M

    • @skeb2144
      @skeb2144 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IGetModerateSleep windows is not 50 years old and zoom wont be able to run on a *w i n d o w s 5*

    • @r.k.1355
      @r.k.1355 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skeb2144 r/woooosh

    • @skeb2144
      @skeb2144 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@r.k.1355 im saying windows did not have pcs that can run on zoom and i dont think there is a windows 5

    • @r.k.1355
      @r.k.1355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skeb2144 but still, it was a J O K E. And YOU missed it. So, henceforth, r/woooosh

  • @overheaven8684
    @overheaven8684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    "King Crimson... I blew away 0.5 seconds of time. And all thats left is the action of the bullets hitting you."

  • @robertklund3201
    @robertklund3201 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have noticed that the closer I get to a deadline, the faster time seems to travel.

  • @bigziti_osc
    @bigziti_osc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    The brick community when Sam finally posts a real brick video for April Fools: *I am Inevitable.*

    • @Vyclops
      @Vyclops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tf is a brick community

    • @jamier65551
      @jamier65551 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Vyclops inside jokes

    • @robk5969
      @robk5969 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Vyclops th-cam.com/video/iU5sdW4xxZQ/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/pWNGAUvSyOc/w-d-xo.html

    • @Vyclops
      @Vyclops 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robk5969 oooooohhh

  • @anakinskywalker500
    @anakinskywalker500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    If this was interesting, he would travel 0.04 secs, if it was “ half as interesting” it would be 0.02

    • @darthvader9173
      @darthvader9173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No kill palpameme or i kill you window

    • @Crew7340
      @Crew7340 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @kiwikiwi2483
      @kiwikiwi2483 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's genius

    • @VlidOnTheLead
      @VlidOnTheLead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      big brain

    • @chipsanddip593
      @chipsanddip593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate this but love it at the same time.

  • @svrsakura
    @svrsakura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    is there a reason the last "i" is missing from the CuriousityStream URL? that was like... 0.2 seconds missing from the video... oh.

  • @Berh
    @Berh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol, guy time travels 0.2 seconds. i can time travel 12 hours just by laying down.

  • @brandoncisonno4545
    @brandoncisonno4545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    Newark airport: exists
    Half is interesting: imma bout to end this mans whole career.
    BTW- United should start operating at JFK again and reduce flights at Newark if it’s that bad

    • @buzzknudson5707
      @buzzknudson5707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      we need a petition. it’s that bad

    • @josh-hh9dh
      @josh-hh9dh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elise Barnes its worse than the video implies

    • @hanoj87
      @hanoj87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is sooooooo bad

    • @NazadYT
      @NazadYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s not bad at all. People here definitely don’t fly united through EWR otherwise they’d know that the United terminal is great in Newark... the rest of the airport not so much.

    • @thechickenstew3716
      @thechickenstew3716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My experience from united is that it has really small seat pitch, and bad delays (5h+) so i would not want that at jfk

  • @43Cubes
    @43Cubes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I invented a time machine. Every minute, it goes forward 60 seconds

    • @dolly8714
      @dolly8714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      please teache me

    • @heyyyzoo
      @heyyyzoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noice

    • @Croopzy
      @Croopzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aha but you’ve expressed yourself incorrectly, my master physicist brain must point out that if *every minute* time goes forward sixty seconds you could either mean that you travel a further 60 seconds per minute or simply stating that there are 60 seconds per minute.
      My logic is flawed and your response likely makes more sense but I’m tired and bored so this is funny to me

    • @frenchball1311
      @frenchball1311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have a better one >:)
      Each day it goes forward by 24 hours

    • @deemaa.7141
      @deemaa.7141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

  • @easyhard-origami5985
    @easyhard-origami5985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    how to time travel:
    step 1: it has to be very early in the morning
    step 2: go to the airport
    step 3: book a flight to another country
    step 4: you are now in a different timezone
    done

    • @Dackered
      @Dackered 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      brain

    • @rovanopong5033
      @rovanopong5033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Got this analogy

    • @ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640
      @ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean. If rn it's day its night somewhere else. So if you go to the other side of the world you basically traveled through time a lot quick.

    • @iisylilia3424
      @iisylilia3424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah this is big Brain time

    • @tuxedo1557
      @tuxedo1557 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      time traveling

  • @ap1jpanimations920
    @ap1jpanimations920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Someone: Hai!
    Me: Hello!
    That person: No, I was just saying the name of a channel.

    • @blutoonmation
      @blutoonmation 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What

    • @thestig7019
      @thestig7019 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blutoonmation hai = half as interesting

    • @troger147
      @troger147 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!

    • @Soleial
      @Soleial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      はい (yes) (hai)

    • @mypiang
      @mypiang 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thats yes in japanese

  • @flashstar1234
    @flashstar1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    “Or roughly the same amount of time to get through security at Newark airport”
    -Half as Interesting

    • @jifnas7958
      @jifnas7958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly

    • @autajaue9467
      @autajaue9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes we also watched the video

    • @MilesKubicki
      @MilesKubicki 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This man REALLY hates Newark

  • @NotAmira_
    @NotAmira_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    There's a second Roaring Twenties, but with COVID-19 and protests.

    • @heyitsval88
      @heyitsval88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      More like the screaming 20s

    • @vegetable1495
      @vegetable1495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      More like Crying Twenties

    • @louisll.nicholls5347
      @louisll.nicholls5347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yeah, but the 1920s also had crime, violence, gangs, racism and lots of KKK members.

    • @Cassieniemann2541
      @Cassieniemann2541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You mean the Spanish flu and the Tulsa riots riots right.

    • @Cassieniemann2541
      @Cassieniemann2541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Or are you referring to the 1820s with the eggnog riot and first cholera pandemic.

  • @Hexamath
    @Hexamath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "Sad friend who's been sitting perfectly still at sea level for his entire life"
    This is literally everyone living in Maldives.

  • @Shn-k1i
    @Shn-k1i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    **If you sleep you technically time travel**

  • @ethqxn
    @ethqxn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    and we still here saying 'every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes.'

    • @jirehchoo2151
      @jirehchoo2151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *together we can stop this.*

    • @mohamadsarwar7997
      @mohamadsarwar7997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jirehchoo2151 *we actually did it*

    • @pawn1234
      @pawn1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      every *60.02* seconds, a minute pass

  • @daviddavis4885
    @daviddavis4885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    I’d like to clarify something: This isn’t “time-travel” it’s better to think of it as “having more time fit into a smaller space.”

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      "Time travel" isn't really strictly defined in the first place

    • @wigglebot2368
      @wigglebot2368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Making time go faster then suddenly making it as if that didn't happen is time travel as you are warping between time

    • @TheParadiseParadox
      @TheParadiseParadox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How do you fit time into space? With a shoe horn I guess

    • @Somerandomdude-ev2uh
      @Somerandomdude-ev2uh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What would you define as "time travel"

    • @alexv3357
      @alexv3357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As far as Einstein is concerned, Krikalev exchanged less travel through time for more travel in space relative to slow-moving, fast-living ground-dwellers

  • @deadmeme4058
    @deadmeme4058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Expectations: Let's travel into the future where robots and humans live side by side!
    Reality: yo dude, I saw you blink and breathe air in the next 0.2 seconds

    • @foggedmirror3973
      @foggedmirror3973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're not funny.

    • @Artist_of_Imagination
      @Artist_of_Imagination 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@foggedmirror3973 are you?

    • @aiwuhu
      @aiwuhu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Artist_of_Imagination *SPOILER* he's not

    • @katonnor
      @katonnor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Expectations: futurama. Reality: ice bucket, cinnamon, other dumb challenges

    • @morbidsearch
      @morbidsearch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank for not going with "durr in the future we'll have flying cars" because that would be a terrible future

  • @toasii1469
    @toasii1469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My PC is a time machine.. whenever I play games on it.. I go into the future by a couple hours.

  • @ThinBear4
    @ThinBear4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    HAI's video checklist:
    - Roast Newark Airport ✅

  • @crimsonholocene949
    @crimsonholocene949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    FACT: You're time traveling 1 second per second into the future right now.

    • @mr.pinoyboy
      @mr.pinoyboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      underrated

    • @whenthe5484
      @whenthe5484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      bro i feel theres always that one person who has to say
      "underrated"

    • @dragonxz61
      @dragonxz61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@whenthe5484 underrated, bro

    • @Yankovah
      @Yankovah 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What am I supposed to do with this information

    • @bondrewdthelordofdawn3744
      @bondrewdthelordofdawn3744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      60 second is 1 minute in Africa

  • @sandrudariusgames411
    @sandrudariusgames411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    People in the future will laugh so hard at this

    • @salman_3833
      @salman_3833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      or they ve already laughed at this, time is relative 🤔🤔🤔

    • @DON.KENNYEL
      @DON.KENNYEL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@salman_3833 smart theory 🕵

    • @gjk-arts5855
      @gjk-arts5855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sandru Darius Games hi I’m from a month later

    • @aryangaikwad752
      @aryangaikwad752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I will see this comment in 2050

    • @spec3323
      @spec3323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hi, if it makes you happy I smiled :)

  • @sebyfloristean9514
    @sebyfloristean9514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This men finished the space mission and unlocked a 0.2 second time freeze bonus

  • @wizardish1264
    @wizardish1264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Technically, objects traveling at different velocities can experience time the same. Velocity is a vector meaning it’s directional, so if one train was going 10 m/s north and another was going 10 m/s south, they would experience time the same, despite having different velocities. So it is actually speed that’s important. (If you want to get technical it’s speed in relation to time which is distance, so technically it’s distance that’s important.)

    • @benjaminmarks8765
      @benjaminmarks8765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good clarification thanks

    • @паша-н3у5н
      @паша-н3у5н 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works

    • @WeaponsGG
      @WeaponsGG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The velocities are the same in your explanation. The direction is changed though. If the velocity was changed then it would a different story. I don't think direction makes much of a difference to velocity.

    • @louisrorison8457
      @louisrorison8457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@WeaponsGG Velocity is made up of two components, speed and direction. Velocity changes as you change direction. Many people use velocity and speed interchangeably

    • @WeaponsGG
      @WeaponsGG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@louisrorison8457 ah I was misunderstanding. I mean to say the magnitude is still the same of the direction is changed. If the magnitude is the same regardless of direction, wouldn't the dilation of time be the exact same for both people? I know velocity is a vector so it is comprised of both direction and magnitude. Using them interchangeably seems misleading and even confusing BC one is direction and the other is magnitude.

  • @FemiSups
    @FemiSups 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Me: I want to go back 10 years to my past
    Time machine: 0.2 seconds take it or leave it

  • @drenivitvitskiji1395
    @drenivitvitskiji1395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    No wonder he time traveled, hes a fellow russian

    • @muhammadriedhoramadhansyaf5086
      @muhammadriedhoramadhansyaf5086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      In Soviet Russia, *you* control *the time*

    • @dead.dummy678
      @dead.dummy678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In N Korea, control times you!

    • @adelaidebuges42069
      @adelaidebuges42069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nobody like this comment.its a 69

    • @lightningstorm2249
      @lightningstorm2249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@adelaidebuges42069 why does the TH-cam dislike feature not do crap.. I just really want to see that juicy -276 next to your comment

    • @adelaidebuges42069
      @adelaidebuges42069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lightningstorm2249 kk I don't know what U mean but anywayz

  • @paulvanraamsdonk6300
    @paulvanraamsdonk6300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    HAI: ‘I am told not to spread misinformation’
    2 mins later: *incorrect information about relativity

  • @Fl0yd-
    @Fl0yd- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    “Ok time to sleep”
    Brain : *I’M SPEEEEEEED!!!!*

    • @Not_Aran8276
      @Not_Aran8276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This video was made possible made by CuriosityStream, When you sign up at CuriosityStream.com/HAI you'll also get access to Nebula, The streaming service that HAI part of

    • @averageguy6774
      @averageguy6774 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Not_Aran8276 what the fu-

  • @dam8944
    @dam8944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Me: stands on the border of China and Afghanistan
    Also me: *i-I feel the power with in me*

    • @heck6757
      @heck6757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “fell”

    • @IlIlIIIIlIlIIlIll
      @IlIlIIIIlIlIIlIll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I hope you’re okay after your fall.

    • @dam8944
      @dam8944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh ya I realized that but I was to lazy to edit so
      Eeit: I did OMG I am not editing “eeit”

    • @gustone2636
      @gustone2636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How is this related

    • @frosty_josh8048
      @frosty_josh8048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gustone2636 the timezone change between borders

  • @spacecadet2226
    @spacecadet2226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    This video could’ve been half as long without his dad jokes every 10 seconds.

    • @spookysalmon7082
      @spookysalmon7082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      content

    • @jjju3
      @jjju3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      thats mean, i liked it. shut up simpsons rp account

    • @friedrice1741
      @friedrice1741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@jjju3 You must be new to the internet my guy

    • @friedrice1741
      @friedrice1741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or girl :/ Or Both or dont wanna say

    • @Meidri9292
      @Meidri9292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I liked the covid joke though

  • @somedummyonyoutube3362
    @somedummyonyoutube3362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i'm time traveling at 1 second per second into the future