Anderson went from chasing after Schlatt with a car to protecting him at all costs. At the very end, Anderson became so close to Schlatt that he was willing to tell him his last name, knowing that he would be executed for it, but it didn’t matter as long as it was Schlatt who did it. A true love story.
@@lmanproductions8680 I’d like to imagine as Jschlatt descends into hell with Anderson Ted is going on his own journey of corporate double crossing and betrayal
I've been intranced with this character, the way he speaks, the way he sounds and acts are just so.. strange.. so unique.. it's as if he's been there for so long, waiting for someone like schlatt to come along and set him free from his infinite wisdom and knowledge of the world of Sub Rosa.
The music. The drama. The heartbreak. You can hear the pain as Schlatt guns down his once trusted companion. You can feel the sorrow, the schism inside him. This has the same energy as when Luke found out Vader was his father. The chaos, the suffering, and then, clarity. Schlatt knows what he must do.
I love Freddie Mercury character arc He goes from a brainless kidnaper to a companion, who is carried by emotions, and tries to resolve problems peacefully
The thing that sealed the deal for me was how everyone there was trying to help schlatt and stop Anderson and yet when they turn around he’s still right behind them.
This is one of the few times Schlatt had legitimately no control over anything around him. His friends kept disappearing. People kept trying to give him taxi rides or run him over. He entered the shadow realm multiple times. Freddy Mercury came back from the dead and dragged him across the pavement. He was betrayed by his one true friend and was forced to kill him. Indiana Jones was there.
This was Schlatt’s magnum opus. The suspense, the laughs, the tears, the shocks. Everything about this seemingly chaotic chain of events that started off as a bone chilling escape from the psychopath Anderson. After Schlatt got to understand that Anderson was just trying to help him out, their relationship unfolded into a bond between Anderson and Schlatt. After they were able to escape the Uber Driver from hell, Anderson decided to reveal his deepest, darkest secret to his only friend that truly understands him and likes him for who he is. When Anderson reveals to Schlatt that he is indeed CNN reporter Anderson Cooper, Schlatt is disgusted and heartbroken that his best friend that protected and looked after him was a D E M O C R A T! Schlatt learns that in this world you can never trust anybody. Knowing what he has to do, Schlatt takes his first step in becoming the Ruthless business man, KILL ANYBODY THAT STANDS IN YOUR WAY! On that day, Schlatt knew that to put your trust in somebody else, is to put your heart with them as well, and Schlatt wasn’t gonna let anybody rip his heart from out of his chest like Anderson Cooper did to him. From that day on, Schlatt became HEARTLESS. Besides, if you don’t have a heart, how can someone stomp on it. Schlatt later became the most successful business man the world has ever seen. Schlatt knew that friendship and love was a distraction, but there was one thing that would never break his heart, MONEY! Although he’s had multiple business partners along the way, he knew that he could never love them like he loved Anderson. Besides, that’s just inviting someone to crush him while his guard is down. As a successful businessman, you need to ensure your success at any cost, even if it means sacrificing someone you once loved. Besides, love is just an illusion. The only real joy in this world is success, and what’s more successful then having money, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Schlatt lived be these principles ever since this fateful event. Is Schlatt’s story a tragedy or a success story, it depends on who you ask. But to Schlatt, his story was a success story because he only craves success and to him, MONEY IS SUCCESS!
This whole thing legitimately felt like a sort of thriller movie. The betrayal, the turns and the Tokyo drifting. All for the power of being the most ruthless business man. Schlatt couldn’t take not being the most powerful man that there was so he did what he needed. Truly a tale for the centuries.
i remember watching carsons stream for this, he and red and everyone would be doing their own rather stupid things in the game and schlatt would show up out of the blue and say some cryptic shit, vanishing as quickly as he appeared. this video was just the perfect add-on to that chaotic nightmare of a stream.
I absolutely cannot wait for someone to animate this. This is literally a cinematic masterpiece in every aspect. It’s the sheer embodiment of schlatt’s chaotic personality and content. I’m floored by the incomprehensible amount of emotion and power in this video. My life is not the same.
Рамазан Қайсар hey that sounds really cool! I hope it goes well if you do! I know these things take lots and lots of time and hard work, so please don’t feel as though you should rush anything. Good luck!
This is the best video shclatt has ever made, I remember watching this now 3 years ago and I was so impressed I rewatched it 4 times and every once and a while still come back. The video is just so charming I love the improv and the fever dream worth of a story it has. I really wish he'd come out with stuff like this again, they were my favorite types of vids
Glad schlatt is enjoying life rn but man this era of schlatt was the best. His video style was just so fun. I've seen very few creators manage to replicate that style of absurdist mayhem that was schlatts old videos. This sub Rosa video is just the peak video from this era especially with how everyone else is so insane that they made schlatt of all people seem like the normal one. I'm happy for schlatt and where he is right now but man was this era really fun. Hope someone either replicates it or jschlatt returns to it (temporarily or not) but either way I'm content with it happening at all.
Upon the death of the man himself, Anderson Cooper, I felt my eyes shed tears. The warmth of tears an exquisite touch, one I haven't felt since the death of my grandfather so long ago. The man was a man of mystery. A foreboding force, a man self taught on the shadow realm, perhaps God himself, killed by the utmost concentrated force of Capitalism, Schlatt. In truth perhaps this was too much for my heart, the grueling feeling of the bullets ripping through his skull. Truthfully, you've captured an exquisite emotion in this episode of Sub Rosa, and for which I will never forget this video. A beautiful masterpiece.
If a Sub Rosa novel about Schlatt and Anderson was ever written, I'd be stoked if you wrote it. That would genuinely be something special as you're a good writer. I'd read that book all the time
Did I, in like 60 seconds, witnes schlatt asking Indiana Jones to help him get away from Freddie Murcury after being shot by a mysterious master drifter?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Anderson Cooper The Wise? ... Anderson Cooper was a Dark Lord of Sub Rosa, so powerful and so wise he could use his voice to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
@@alexis-bo6hc I was watching this video for the third time now (it easily makes my favorites list) and couldn't stop the feeling that I had heard that voice from an anime before.
The fact that the guys who said that Freddie Mercury had good heart was in the video for a total of 30 seconds makes this video feel even more like a fever dream.
This is legitimately Schlatt’s origin story. Schlatt & Co was founded off of the blood, sweat and tears that were all shed in this singular cinematic masterpiece.
My cousin and I spent far too long breaking this video into acts and scenes. Here are the results. *Act 1: Taxi Service* Scene 1: Free Ride - 0:06 Scene 2: First Crime - 0:40 Scene 3: The Getaway - 1:15 *Act 2: The Ghost Realm* Scene 1: Enter the Ghost Realm - 1:45 Scene 2: Pursuit - 1:56 Scene 3: Transfixed - 2:56 *Act 3: The Nemesis* Scene 1: The Drifter - 3:46 Scene 2: Hostage - 4:40 Scene 3: The Escape - 5:04 *Act 4: Andersons Redemption* Scene 1: The Battle - 5:12 Scene 2: The Ambush - 5:42 Scene 3: The Standoff - 6:12 *Act 5: New Arrivals* Scene 1: Freddie Mercury - 6:41 Scene 2: Indiana Jones - 7:18 Scene 3: Discombobulation - 7:39 *Act 6: Alliances* Scene 1: Call Me Anderson - 7:49 Scene 2: Reunited - 8:03 Scene 3: The Heist - 8:34 *Act 7: His Last Name* Scene 1: Do You Want To Know - 8:56 Scene 2: Re-Enter the Shadows - 9:17 Scene 3: The Last Name - 9:48 We spent well over an hour organizing things and writing out a description of what happens in each scene, along with character bios. We are not normal humans.
This is great, I myself am too lazy to but if you recognize any of the music you should add this as well. I know that some of the music is from cuphead but the rest eludes me
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13 “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16 Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out. -Acts 3:19 If you’re in North America, please go check out any of the churches available to you: PCA, OPC, Rpcna/Rpc, Urcna, or a canrc church (These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches) If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms Lutheran church. If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland and the APC. (Different from the Church of Scotland) If you’re English I recommend the Evangelical Presbyterian Church in England & Wales and the Free Church of England (Different from the Church of England) Also online you can look up church finders for each of the groups, it will show you locations
The first thing you hear when you enter hell:
*"Do you need a ride?"*
Yeah, i need to go to the Arby's on
Elkwood Avenue
The ferry man at the river of stix
But seriously. Thats a belief for real.
Lol
I haven’t been offered a ride yet 😤
Anderson went from chasing after Schlatt with a car to protecting him at all costs. At the very end, Anderson became so close to Schlatt that he was willing to tell him his last name, knowing that he would be executed for it, but it didn’t matter as long as it was Schlatt who did it. A true love story.
And not to mention the other guy contemplating suicide in the shadow realm. It hit me hard when he said: ";-;"
Jshlatt's bizarre adventures
Better love story than twilight
he has a bigger character arc then any char form sword art online
Gayschlatt
"Thinking about Anderson Cooper"
"Thinking about Freddie Mercury"
"Thinking about the shadow realm"
"Thinking about getting a free ride"
Andrezits i guarantee to it’s going to be one of these
"Thinking about my sins"
Thinking about the ransom
thinking about the taxi
Andrezits you got one
"You are in the ghost realm, you will not be able to leave!"
Meanwhile:
*Ted Nivison is now manager of Nexaco*
Schlatt was discovering ungodly horrors, while Ted was on that grind, striking deals and rising the corporate ladder.
@@lmanproductions8680 I’d like to imagine as Jschlatt descends into hell with Anderson Ted is going on his own journey of corporate double crossing and betrayal
LFMAOO
The complex duality is strong
Anderson has more character development than the average Disney character.
He's The Man
Setting the standards too low
And the funniest thing is that it was done in 10 minutes...
I've been intranced with this character, the way he speaks, the way he sounds and acts are just so.. strange.. so unique.. it's as if he's been there for so long, waiting for someone like schlatt to come along and set him free from his infinite wisdom and knowledge of the world of Sub Rosa.
Bruh my lamp has more character development than the average Disney character
“When a god bleeds, nobody will believe him anymore.”
AngelN isnt that an iron man quote?
you didnt even quote it right its
"If you can make god bleed, the people will cease to believe in him"
“And there will be blood in the water, and the sharks will come.”
Justin Price it’s almost the same thing I forgot how you say it
@@justinprice4170 same thing willy
this random guy came in and played his role perfectly with a full character arc
mmanders honestly I thought it was one of their friends playing a bit💀
@@saultypikle if it is then I've never heard of him, and they should do more videos with him
nice pfp
@@mmandersmc its not one of their friends
I think he never played a role, he is the role, a god reincarnated in a human body.
IM SORRY BUT FREDDIE MERCURY JUST *SHOWING UP* , VAGUELY TREATING SCHLATT, AND THEN DRAGGING HIM ACROSS THE PAVEMENT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
yes
sorry for what
IRC time
That Was Wild
suddenly, FREDDIE MERCURY!
Why was this legitimately terrifying
Everyone just felt so genuinely panicked
The beginning felt like a weird stressful dream
TheFrumpy Dumpling Cause this shit was scary. I don’t know how to feel now. There’s a deeper meaning to this we can’t understand
yuh;-;
I’ve played this gMe for 5 years this is pretty par for the course
Anderson Cooper is an enigma
I don’t think Sub Rosa has ever been played as a business simulator rather than just an organized crime simulator
lol what's the difference
Organised crime is business, baby
Yeah exactly
The "organized" part of organized crime is what makes it a business
It's a bussiness simulator?
This video is a psychological horror fever dream.
True
I agree
it actually does play out like a dream lmao
Especially when Freddie Mercury is choking you
Especially the start
I would give my left kidney, my appendix and my small intestine for the entire footage. This is literally my favourite video
pay up then
There’s probably a VOD out there, I know Ted’s is out there
The music. The drama. The heartbreak. You can hear the pain as Schlatt guns down his once trusted companion. You can feel the sorrow, the schism inside him. This has the same energy as when Luke found out Vader was his father. The chaos, the suffering, and then, clarity. Schlatt knows what he must do.
It’s truly a masterpiece
Thank you I thought only I felt this way. You expressed it incredibly.
Why does this have better character development, story line and plot twist then most modern TV shows
Because its made for fun, not money... (schlatt seeing the money he made with this vid: wut yeah sure)
Not to mention the sublime acting and all-star cast.
That other dude, Charborg, did an epic shadow realm story line skit.
@@MrNight-dg1ug Criken was part of the thing with Charborg too, I like his perspective.
Mainstream bad TH-camr good
Obviously original commenter is joking, but the agreement the first reply had doesn't seem to be.
I love that while all of this was happening, everyone else in lunch club that was playing was off somewhere else together, actually playing the game
The spinoff featuring the weird side character.
@@Trebeach thats such a good description,its so fucking fitting
_Ted Nivison became the president of Nexaco_
Schlatt was just doing a really deep side quest
@@javviivu when you accept a side quest thinking it'll be short then you end up killing Anderson Cooper
I love Freddie Mercury character arc
He goes from a brainless kidnaper to a companion, who is carried by emotions, and tries to resolve problems peacefully
This is the most accurate we'll ever get to a randomly generated fever dream
The first 4 minutes are pure feverish terror.
@@nev2221 Fr the beginning had me sweating balls
Yeah this shit was surreal
SomeGuyKai bruh 😂
Yeah it looks like a fever dream. Exactly right.
Anderson cooper is definitely the best character in the Jschlatt Cinematic Universe
Other than Jschlatt of course 💀
The JCU if you will
The beginning where the guy was like “you need a ride” genuinely scared me. It’s like I was watching something I wasn’t supposed to.
The type of fear Anderson induces, is something I've never felt before.
@@fortie6902 it was like having a nightmare. It made no sense and I was thoroughly terrified the entire time.
@wjeeheh true
The thing that sealed the deal for me was how everyone there was trying to help schlatt and stop Anderson and yet when they turn around he’s still right behind them.
this is found footage
This feels like only watching the “must watch” episodes of a show without any other context, perfect.
This feels like Schlatt's origin story of becoming a ruthless business man
The beginning of the Schlatt Cinematic Universe
RIP ANDERSON
It is
The Schlattening
This is Schlatt's Better Call Saul origin story
The uncontrollably loud "funny mic" has finally met its match in the lulling tone of Anderson Cooper
Yes Obi-Wan
Hello there
Balance has been brought to the force
Obi Wan I didn’t know you also watched schlatt obi-wan
I was wheezing whenever Anderson Cooper talked.
“I’ll take the past corner at full speed” *initial d intensifies*
Yeah and back on the rocks was playing too
last*
that shit was fucking epic.
N-nani?! Kansei Dorifto!
@@Yozora_Z32 No. It was just a power-slide and you didn't even get the right scene.
Speedsonic75 OddTristan12123 wow your knowledge truly is immense !!
I've been coming back and rewatching this masterpiece every couple months since it came out
same here, today was the day
Come watch this again
@@xavierbenitez1071 when I saw this reply I already knew what video it was on
for real@@xavierbenitez1071
Same. I have returned yet again
Anderson seems like a virus in the game that learned how to be more human through Schlatt
I really tried to scroll past this comment but it just spoke to me all of a sudden
Thank you for bringing this into existence
Too wholesome 4 me
The implications of Anderson gaining sentience is beyond terrifying. Also this game reminds me too much of Killer7.
The fact that Anderson is just some random guy and not one of Schlatts friends makes this whole video so much better
Call him by his full name
@@kirahviofficial5761 Anderson Cooper
He’s too powerful to just be a normal person
timestamp who he is plzzzz
@@piinncchh The tanned guy doing the creepy voice the whole video. You WILL address him by his whole name; Anderson Cooper.
This is one of the few times Schlatt had legitimately no control over anything around him. His friends kept disappearing. People kept trying to give him taxi rides or run him over. He entered the shadow realm multiple times. Freddy Mercury came back from the dead and dragged him across the pavement. He was betrayed by his one true friend and was forced to kill him. Indiana Jones was there.
Anderson is probably one of the most foreboding and ominous men I've seen.
I've never witnessed such a heroic and yet utterly terrifying being
..call him by his real name
@That person with an anime profile picture 2 Fool. Do you know the consequences of uttering his name in the mortal plain?
@That person with an anime profile picture 2 how do ppl know his actual name :o
Edit: nvm I'm stupid 😩
@@harryfoat5141
The most powerful and zealous heroes are often the most terrifying.
The fact that everyone's voices are so much quieter then schlatts makes this seem like a fever dream
I think this whole video makes it seem like a fever dream, not just the quiet voices..
All of shclatt’s videos are fever dreams
There has never been a normal playthrough of Sub Rosa
Then schlatt makes it seem like a fever dream?
This is the darksouls of video-storytelling
This was like an entire movie condensed into 11 minutes. True art.
Yes
Ikr
Watch criken2 sub rosa vids
"Do you need a ride" Coming Summer 2021.
I like how TH-cam has classified this video as GTA: San Andreas.
Whats the game
I feel like this is the story of how Jschlatt became the cut throat businessman he is today.
Lumpy From The Star Wars Holiday Special origin story
Jschlatt: Origin
No, this is after Schlatt did all his mafia shit, Schlatt and Toblerone I think it was played this game 2 years ago.
A prequel of sorts like mgs 3
the best comment award goes to you
The most threatening and terrifying thing to hear: "sir do you need a ride"
This was Schlatt’s magnum opus. The suspense, the laughs, the tears, the shocks. Everything about this seemingly chaotic chain of events that started off as a bone chilling escape from the psychopath Anderson. After Schlatt got to understand that Anderson was just trying to help him out, their relationship unfolded into a bond between Anderson and Schlatt. After they were able to escape the Uber Driver from hell, Anderson decided to reveal his deepest, darkest secret to his only friend that truly understands him and likes him for who he is. When Anderson reveals to Schlatt that he is indeed CNN reporter Anderson Cooper, Schlatt is disgusted and heartbroken that his best friend that protected and looked after him was a D E M O C R A T! Schlatt learns that in this world you can never trust anybody. Knowing what he has to do, Schlatt takes his first step in becoming the Ruthless business man, KILL ANYBODY THAT STANDS IN YOUR WAY! On that day, Schlatt knew that to put your trust in somebody else, is to put your heart with them as well, and Schlatt wasn’t gonna let anybody rip his heart from out of his chest like Anderson Cooper did to him. From that day on, Schlatt became HEARTLESS. Besides, if you don’t have a heart, how can someone stomp on it. Schlatt later became the most successful business man the world has ever seen. Schlatt knew that friendship and love was a distraction, but there was one thing that would never break his heart, MONEY! Although he’s had multiple business partners along the way, he knew that he could never love them like he loved Anderson. Besides, that’s just inviting someone to crush him while his guard is down. As a successful businessman, you need to ensure your success at any cost, even if it means sacrificing someone you once loved. Besides, love is just an illusion. The only real joy in this world is success, and what’s more successful then having money, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Schlatt lived be these principles ever since this fateful event. Is Schlatt’s story a tragedy or a success story, it depends on who you ask. But to Schlatt, his story was a success story because he only craves success and to him, MONEY IS SUCCESS!
The best movie ever in this mortal coil and the shadow realm.
This is why I love sub rosa, it has so many unique people and just watching it alone makes me want to play it.
This whole thing legitimately felt like a sort of thriller movie. The betrayal, the turns and the Tokyo drifting. All for the power of being the most ruthless business man. Schlatt couldn’t take not being the most powerful man that there was so he did what he needed. Truly a tale for the centuries.
Dr. Fish PhD yes it is.
This needs much more likes than it has.
Anderson: "Born to kill, I suggest you step away from him at once."
*gets fucking annihilated immediately*
This literally felt like dreams I have and I hated every second of it.
But I, I love every, teeny tiny second of it.
It’s like a fever dream I never wanna wake up from
The Academy’s gonna be knocking on Schlatt’s door with an Oscar for this masterpiece of a fever dream
J.T. Dickens the Oscar goes to G A Y S C H L A T T
This was the weirdest episode of The Twilight Zone I’ve ever seen
Thomas Rice yeah the guy didn’t even appear at the beginning :/
*The Shadow Realm
Ayyyy i was the 1,000 like! Your welcome!!!!!!
Bruh
9:24 Is incredibly cinematic what the actual hell
Anderson Cooper was a man of mystery, despair, and kindness. He will be missed.
F for Anderson Cooper.
When he died, I felt the same emotion as when ghost died. Pure, unadulterated betrayal.
F
F
F
This could be a full on movie and I would *pay* to see it
It is beyond amazing that this isn't scripted
The ending had me fucking rolling, the sequence of events was just so perfect
The sad thing is I agree
I love the fact that Freddie Mercury doesn’t talk and only blasts queen
Aidan Brown Schlatt: please stop doing this
Freddie Mercury: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL ME HOW TO SPEND MY LIFE
_MAAAMAAAAAAAAAAA_
@@doormantdarner7815 *SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE
Joe Cerrillo man i always thought I got that lyric right 😔😔
@@Joe-es4ke *stop
i remember watching carsons stream for this, he and red and everyone would be doing their own rather stupid things in the game and schlatt would show up out of the blue and say some cryptic shit, vanishing as quickly as he appeared. this video was just the perfect add-on to that chaotic nightmare of a stream.
Is there a vid of it
Yeah i wish carson wouldnt have done that fucked up shit i miss him he had a great personality
@@Brainrot420Carson didn’t even do anything
I like how Born To Kill is the only one who talks in text and it makes it 100x scarier
He also speaks in a demented Alex Jones voice and Blasts E1M1
Schlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about the shadow realm”
Alternatively: "thinking about Anderson Cooper
Or "Thinking about getting a ride somewhere"
"thinking about Freddy Mercury"
That ending was straight out of a movie Chief. This whole thing was an experience
“He was a good man”
“He just tried to kill me”
“Yeah but like... he had a good heart, y’know?”
7:44
The visual of Freddee Mercury holding down Schlatt against the ground while saying "SO, YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME" is very powerful.
Freddie not Freddy
@@lorenzvenus2537 Penus not Venus
@@dijyy ._. bruh you rlly joking of a last name and a planet
@@dijyy ha
Stone not stop
Schlatt on the community page: “thinking about killing Anderson Cooper”
Thinking about going to the shadow realm
thinking about needing a ride
Thinking about free taxi service.
Thinking about Freddie Mercury
Thinking about _Driftin_
I absolutely cannot wait for someone to animate this. This is literally a cinematic masterpiece in every aspect. It’s the sheer embodiment of schlatt’s chaotic personality and content. I’m floored by the incomprehensible amount of emotion and power in this video. My life is not the same.
oof maybe
Hanny B. huh?
Hanny B. Please
Hanny B. I kinda want to I might animate like 1/2 minutes of clips
Рамазан Қайсар hey that sounds really cool! I hope it goes well if you do! I know these things take lots and lots of time and hard work, so please don’t feel as though you should rush anything. Good luck!
This is the best video shclatt has ever made, I remember watching this now 3 years ago and I was so impressed I rewatched it 4 times and every once and a while still come back. The video is just so charming I love the improv and the fever dream worth of a story it has. I really wish he'd come out with stuff like this again, they were my favorite types of vids
Glad schlatt is enjoying life rn but man this era of schlatt was the best. His video style was just so fun. I've seen very few creators manage to replicate that style of absurdist mayhem that was schlatts old videos. This sub Rosa video is just the peak video from this era especially with how everyone else is so insane that they made schlatt of all people seem like the normal one. I'm happy for schlatt and where he is right now but man was this era really fun. Hope someone either replicates it or jschlatt returns to it (temporarily or not) but either way I'm content with it happening at all.
@@robotmaster4515 Yep totally agree!!! I also rewatch this video from time to time
They literally didn’t even play the game, sub Rosa is a content gold mine
Upon the death of the man himself, Anderson Cooper, I felt my eyes shed tears. The warmth of tears an exquisite touch, one I haven't felt since the death of my grandfather so long ago. The man was a man of mystery. A foreboding force, a man self taught on the shadow realm, perhaps God himself, killed by the utmost concentrated force of Capitalism, Schlatt. In truth perhaps this was too much for my heart, the grueling feeling of the bullets ripping through his skull. Truthfully, you've captured an exquisite emotion in this episode of Sub Rosa, and for which I will never forget this video. A beautiful masterpiece.
If a Sub Rosa novel about Schlatt and Anderson was ever written, I'd be stoked if you wrote it. That would genuinely be something special as you're a good writer. I'd read that book all the time
@@derineka you saying that does genuinely bring a smile to my face
Beautiful
Lord Hohenheim Anderson Cooper was not a man, he was a God.
Lord Hohenheim he’s the antichrist
Why is Anderson’s voice so mysterious and smooth as butter
Anderson is just g man but more weak to bullets and cars
@@spyshead6217his full name
@@timeforamunch2616uhh, okay. why is Anderson Cooper's voice so mysterious and smooth as butter
I like how you can tell for once, jschlatt is not in control,
He seems actually terrified.
Anderson just straight up recognized Jschlatt by his voice and did a whole bit, king.
You think it was a bit?
@@shadowjinkus1070 said his name was Anderson Cooper of course it was
@@peytondrews703 what is the deal with that anyhow?
@@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749 Anderson Cooper is a notoriously liberal CNN anchor and Schlatt's whole thing is of course that he's a republican
@@thagamerzzz Ohh!
schlatt in the community tab tomorrow: "thinking about anderson cooper"
"thinking about anderson cooper 360"
"Thinking about the Shadow Realm"
No
He won't use Anderson's last name.
It was his final wish after all...
hey hannah u lil cutie im volunteering to be ur sugar daddy 💘💞💖💗💕💝😍🥰 u will get £1000 a week to be a faithful girlfriend
"He was a good man"
*"HE TRIED TO KILL ME"*
Yeah but he had a good heart ya know
1:50
holy shit the amount of tension and anxiety in this scene, this rivals 90% of modern movies.
Did I, in like 60 seconds, witnes schlatt asking Indiana Jones to help him get away from Freddie Murcury after being shot by a mysterious master drifter?
Yes, yes you did
R.i.p anderson cooper😭
Tysken yes, yes you did
That’s a normal day in the Shadow realm
AND ITS A MASTERPIECE
I showed this video to my uncle who knows nothing about the internet and he told me he felt as though he just watched a horror movie
Because he did, this video is like hell, nothing makes sense and Freddie Mercury is there for some reason.
Its such a hellish dream
I have been on this platform for over 7 years and I feel the same.
Anderson cooper does make this increadably funny in horror
@@Meatle. Which is perfect
"I was born to kill, step away from him imediately" Gets absolutely anihilated
borntokill was the other guys name lol
Born to kill was prolly the other guys name, “born to kill, please step away”
@@nof9395 borntokill was the black guy, i've seen him playing in the server
9:55 top 10 anime betrayal
This took me on a ride that I was not ready for.
But you needed it. You needed it like all of us.
A suprise... but a welcome one
666th like
This entire video feels like something we were never meant to see.
9:32 idk why but something about this scene gives me the chills. anderson deserves a grammy for this bit.
Celeste This while video is gold
The ds3 music makes it so good
Dark Souls 3 Main Menu Theme goes perfectly with it...
The framing of the other guy with the gun behind him is just *chefs kiss*
Quentin Tarantino has been real quiet since this dropped.
Alternate video title: The tragedy of Anderson Cooper
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Anderson Cooper The Wise? ... Anderson Cooper was a Dark Lord of Sub Rosa, so powerful and so wise he could use his voice to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
i love how schlatt and the boys are over here making a fever dream while ted nivison is just being a manager at nexaco
that was my favorite part
I love when Freddie Mercury holds schlatt to the ground and play
“So you think you can stop me and spit in my eeyyyee”
Stone me*
And music starts play louder
Thwack thank you
This would sound weird out of context
How do people hear stop me? It's clearly stone me.
Sorry to sound like a dick I just genuinely dont understand.
Easily one of the best videos schlatt has ever made
I laughed. I screamed. I cried.
You will be missed, Anderson Cooper.
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anderson cooper has the most terrifying voice i've ever heard
“Sir... do you need a ride” - Anderson Cooper
he kinda sounds like orochimaru
@@alexis-bo6hc THATS WHO IT IS
@@alexis-bo6hc I was watching this video for the third time now (it easily makes my favorites list) and couldn't stop the feeling that I had heard that voice from an anime before.
Ben 😌
"_Anderon Cooper_"
*shoots in head*
*music fades over*
that was a scene that matched the intensity of every classic criminal detective movie
_"Anderon Cooper"_
@@SkooterSon anderdon dooper
This is my favorite schlatt video ever. Its so perfectly chaotic and summarizes everything fun with gaming
This is the cursed backstory of the Cutthroat Businessman know as, Jsclatt.
This is probably the best Jschlatt vid I’ve ever seen
I
WANT
MORE
SUB
ROSA
its funny cause sub rosa is just about business transactions and it turned into this
he has a sub Rosa video on his main channel from a while ago u can check out
Yeah this so amazing and bingeable the people in the game just make the story for schlatt
this is the single most terrifying video i have ever witnessed
nothing like a well seasoned and aged jshlatt vid
That one in particular
The fact that the guys who said that Freddie Mercury had good heart was in the video for a total of 30 seconds makes this video feel even more like a fever dream.
"I'm not in the ghost realm, that's impossible!"
*Freddie Mercury has entered the chat*
im so confused why am I laughing at this why is Freddie Mercury here.
EDIT: I seen the rest of the video and now I get the joke and now I’m crying rn
@@chilliadistudios "Is this the real life..."
chilliadistudios who are you to question me
This is legitimately Schlatt’s origin story. Schlatt & Co was founded off of the blood, sweat and tears that were all shed in this singular cinematic masterpiece.
Schlatt & Co means Jonathan Schlatt and Anderson Cooper
“are we god? no … are you god?”
“in some sense, yes.”
is such a raw piece of dialogue coming from a jschlatt video.
this is the embodiment of “mom pick me up i’m scared”
this is the most chaotic jschlatt moment that WASN'T caused by schlatt
why does this have no replies
I was wondering why this only had 1 reply
I was wondering why this only had 2 replies.
I was wondering why it had four replies
I was wondering why this only has 4 replies
I love how Carson isn’t even with shlatt half the time, he just finds shlatt at random times going through hell
It’s like they were looking for him too because when Carson finds schlatt he’s so scared and they’re fending off an attack
Carson...
This didn’t age well-
@@beelzebubsliver7374 😔😭
@@XxBigDaddyDagothxX 👁💦👄💦👁
Naming yourself Freddie Mercury and communicating solely through Queen lyrics is such a power move
It's the fact that Anderson is just a guy and not one of his friends
Mr. Cooper will be dearly remembered.
@@ericsandstrom8561 indeed
He lives
I am fully convinced that he is wired into the game and cannot leave
Came back to this video today, why does this have so many likes?
9:05 “You can’t tell a soul...” Schlatt: “I won’t” _uploads it to youtube_
Almighty Plague Technically he didn’t tell anyone, Anderson told us.
“thinking about vehicular manslaughter”
''Thinking about Mr Moseby from Zack & Cody''
6:41 is my favorite scene
I feel like we missed the beginning of the horror movie and had to adapt quickly.
Same man.
Real shit 😭😭
My cousin and I spent far too long breaking this video into acts and scenes. Here are the results.
*Act 1: Taxi Service*
Scene 1: Free Ride - 0:06
Scene 2: First Crime - 0:40
Scene 3: The Getaway - 1:15
*Act 2: The Ghost Realm*
Scene 1: Enter the Ghost Realm - 1:45
Scene 2: Pursuit - 1:56
Scene 3: Transfixed - 2:56
*Act 3: The Nemesis*
Scene 1: The Drifter - 3:46
Scene 2: Hostage - 4:40
Scene 3: The Escape - 5:04
*Act 4: Andersons Redemption*
Scene 1: The Battle - 5:12
Scene 2: The Ambush - 5:42
Scene 3: The Standoff - 6:12
*Act 5: New Arrivals*
Scene 1: Freddie Mercury - 6:41
Scene 2: Indiana Jones - 7:18
Scene 3: Discombobulation - 7:39
*Act 6: Alliances*
Scene 1: Call Me Anderson - 7:49
Scene 2: Reunited - 8:03
Scene 3: The Heist - 8:34
*Act 7: His Last Name*
Scene 1: Do You Want To Know - 8:56
Scene 2: Re-Enter the Shadows - 9:17
Scene 3: The Last Name - 9:48
We spent well over an hour organizing things and writing out a description of what happens in each scene, along with character bios. We are not normal humans.
This is great, I myself am too lazy to but if you recognize any of the music you should add this as well. I know that some of the music is from cuphead but the rest eludes me
You are no normal human, indeedy. You have ascended!
@@orereocookie6538 the last song is from dark souls 3, Firelink Shrine
I'm not like the other girls
@@orereocookie6538 The music that starts at the very beginning is called "Battle on the ice"
"He was a good man."
"He just tried to kill me."
"Yeah but like, y'know he had a good heart! You know?"
that was Jeremiah, this game's community is so small i used to see him all the time lol, it's been 3 years since i last met him tho
_i s y o u r r e f r i g e r a t o r_
_r u n n i n g ?_
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13
“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16
Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out.
-Acts 3:19
If you’re in North America, please go check out any of the churches available to you: PCA, OPC, Rpcna/Rpc, Urcna, or a canrc church
(These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches)
If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms Lutheran church.
If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland and the APC.
(Different from the Church of Scotland)
If you’re English I recommend the Evangelical Presbyterian Church in England & Wales and the Free Church of England
(Different from the Church of England)
Also online you can look up church finders for each of the groups, it will show you locations
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@@gebrelius7442🐪
this video is nuts and I wish sub rosa never died.
This fever dream of a video felt way longer than 10 minutes.
That was a cinematic masterpiece
This is so surreal, I literally don’t recognise anyone else’s voice
Who's Anderson???
I only recognize Carson and schlatt, I barely recognize Carson
@@maxxi4092 Anderson Cooper, from CNN
@@maxxi4092 Anderson is probably just a random dude they met on the server.
I heard Mason and Ted somewhere in there as well
Anderson is the single most developed character in the Jschlatt Cinematic Universe
Joe rogan never stood a chance
The JCU
Onion Child the Joe Rogan cinematic universe
He started as a villain but became a hero then reverted back to being a villain
Bird The Bear I would argue he was just misunderstood
I just realized this was only 11 minutes long, it feels like it was at least a 30 minute long stand alone show.
Why is this actually the best thing Ive ever watched. Like I wasn’t expecting to have watched a whole short film
Reminds me of bed bananas hitman video