Schlatt is literally everything at once and nothing at the same time. He’s straight edge but at the same time advocates for children smoking. We NEED a flexible man like him for president.
"I've got everyone trapped in their homes playing on their islands. I should be able to collect their loan payments soon. But, there is still the matter of how much I'll be getting-" _throws phone_
The confidence and fluidity of his motion, the zoom emphasizing every nuance of the event, he sheer lack of fucks Stalin conveys through his every movement, nothing could be improved on this one scene. It is, unquestionably, perfect.
9:48 Pack it up boys and girls, you'll never see anything more perfect than Joseph Stalin chucking a shot glass across the room a single fluid motion before slamming the nuke button
Seeing schlatt just chug down some vodka in a second, yeet the glass into a new dimension then slamming the button with all his might gives me *L i f e*
@@hazel_1237 i cant see good comments only shitty comments about a shitty server with dog shit acting and the worst community on the entirety of video game history
I'm not going to lie, Schlatt--as much as I love your newer content, I'm also really enjoying these older style videos as well. Some of my favorite videos are your Cities Skylines and train ones, where you're exploring random games, so it's fun to see some of those type games making it back in.
8:06 "So, funny thing, I didn't actually order the attack, you see the phone became self aware and pressed the button on its own please believe me I saw it and I'm freaking out."
4:14 Translation from Spanish: Stalin please my family has eaten all of the food and they are now starving please when do we get the next rations Stalin please do something
Schlatt: Makes a communist joke. Also Schlatt: All the proceeds will feed hungry children... I'm honestly more scared than confused, simply because its Schlatt.
You are owed such a huge thanks for the charity you've offered! It's such an incredible and generous thing to do which will help people in need to no end. Bless you homie
music is some korobeiniki instrumental, it sounds very similar to the old A Complete History of the Soviet Union Through the Eyes of a Humble Worker video so its prolly that next one is smuglianka by the red army choir next one is the red army is the strongest (or white army, black baron) by the red army chior next one i cant quite figure out next one i cant figure out either next one is another korobeiniki instrumental next one is kalinka by the red army choir outro is korobeiniki by the red army chior
i just realised the clock on the wall is the doomsday clock. an art piece that's designed to tell you when doomsday will happen, by changing the hand according to the amount of peace the world is at. if there's little to none, it'll hit 12:00, signifying doomsday is coming.
i absolutely love how he can say “i’ve always wanted to be a dictator” yet exactly 7 seconds later can show his merch and say that proceeds go to charity
Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the colour "green". Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. Grass The grasses include the grass of the family Poaceae. This family also include some of the sedges (Cyberaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae) . These three families are not closely related but all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style. The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink beer/whisky, pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow very tall. Bamboo is a grass that grows very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands. They can also be found in areas that are very short or very dry. There are several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family. They may also be called grass. These plants include rushes, reeds and water Chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales. Grasses are an important food for many animals such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grow. This is part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soul may wash away into rivers (erosion).
*Plays a game about a brutal communist dictator that starved his people to death* *Promotes charity about helping people making sure they have enough food* Oh the irony...
Me: Stalin calm down Stalin: МЫ БУДЕМ ИЗБЕЖАТЬ СРЕДНЕГО КЛАССА, ПОСЛЕ ТОГО, КАК МЫ ЗАБИРАЕМ АМЕРИКУ, ПОСЛЕ ТОГО, КАК МЫ ВЫБИРАЕМ МИР, БОЛЬШОЙ ЧЕЛОВЕК, ЧЕРЕЗ БОЛЬШОГО ЧЕЛОВЕКА С МЯГКИМ БОЛЬШИМ ЧЕЛОВЕКОМ СЕКСУАЛЬНЫЙ ЧЕЛОВЕК ВСЕГО I'm still gonna like all yall's comments, I find them funny, even if you guys are criticizing me and my humor.
![PC Master Race Explained in 9 minutes [Animated]](/img/n.gif)
"Smoking multiples times in a row is more effective"
Schlatt has just experienced character development
*dyin* *bryan* *intensfies*
Stalin bryan
Oh god we need to stop swagger before he converts schlatt
I kinda miss the old schlatts the new one is kind of a dick who thinks drugs are cool just like the prick swagger souls
@@incrediblehotdog6638 dude did weed once lmao
Schlatt is literally everything at once and nothing at the same time. He’s straight edge but at the same time advocates for children smoking. We NEED a flexible man like him for president.
Sir, I am sorry to break the news, but your information is a bit outdated.
@@wafflechicken2336 The information cannot be hidden from the public after it's been exposed to the public, that's not how information works.
@@lamosos yeah yeah and Epstein killed himself
lamosos divulge the information its a matter of national security(c" ತ,_ತ)
lamosos ‘‘tis a shame, yet, one of the greatest phenomenons in our lifetime
“ if that phone rings again I’m going have an aneurism “
Stalin died because of an aneurism
Hemorrhage in the brain (sorry for being “that guy” but I couldn’t resist)
@@porkybeans1154 isn't...that an aneurysm?
@@ollie7070 I looked it up and the brain hemorrhage is a result of the aneurysm so I guess we’re both right
@@porkybeans1154
Hi both right
@Samurai JackOff I’m dad
„*ENGLISH*“, screamed Georgian-born Stalin in his office in Moscow.
Yeah, he was born I Georgia, that’s a U.S state. How stupid are you? 😂😂😂😂😂
Hey, Is that wind I hear?
@@awfullygenericname6783 I cant tell if your comment is satirical but Georgia is also a European country.
Satan he is joking
phung tran and i think the faucet in the apartment next door is dripping
Satan your wrong correcting him!It is Asian!
This “war” thing must be pretty serious if tom nook is constantly calling joseph stalin
"I've got everyone trapped in their homes playing on their islands. I should be able to collect their loan payments soon. But, there is still the matter of how much I'll be getting-"
_throws phone_
@@ascendedcat260
*Presses button*
lmaoo
HE DOES LOOK LIKE THE SOVIET BEAR
I’m CoolMan
“I always kinda wanted to be a dictator”
Foreshadowing.
Oh boy howdy did he get what he wanted
God fucking damn it this is why people hate the dream smp
@@slop4308 calm down stalin
@@lewnatheworld god fucking damn it that made me laugh
@@slop4308 chill man
You know, it’s funny. I’ve never seen Schlatt and Stalin in the same place
Vesuvius no he couldn’t be Stalin because if you remove the in from Stalin it’s just stal
Not a secret pidgeon overlord Of doom
And if you remove the “in” from Stalin it’s just Stal
Wait.
@@ralfilves yeah in the same bedroom
Man that is very true
Vesuvius autocorrect trying to make me a liar
“Smoking multiple times in a row is more effective.”
They call him Dyin Bryan
Dyin Bryan huh
what a mess god damnit I thought I was the first one to come up with that
i'm glad i wasn't the only one who thought of that
dx
I hoped he would say it but he did not
"I've always wanted to become a dictator"
-Jshlatt
The Mad Lad, he did it
@@slop4308 calm down stalin
he already was a dicator on the smp live server before this video was filmed
He was a real good one :)
OoO
@@ol3341 Damn straight! And he made the most amazing speeches at that! #Schlatt2022
9:48 is just such a perfect sequence of events
He asks for vodka
Drinks the goddamn thing
Breaks the glass
Goes straight for the button
Absolutely
The confidence and fluidity of his motion, the zoom emphasizing every nuance of the event, he sheer lack of fucks Stalin conveys through his every movement, nothing could be improved on this one scene. It is, unquestionably, perfect.
Why in the goddamn did this thing get 150 likes
can't forget it starting with the pledge of allegiance
Right that made me laugh for 10 minutes
“I don’t believe in guns.”
*slams nuke launcher *
Fletcher but technically that isn’t a gun so what he said is true 😂😂😂
*we believe in more effective, widespread methods*
bought a fucking glock 17
okay but that could be a cool line in an action movie
@@franklynical lol
9:48
Pack it up boys and girls, you'll never see anything more perfect than Joseph Stalin chucking a shot glass across the room a single fluid motion before slamming the nuke button
Yes sir
@@foamybubbles9053 Not a sir but appreciated lol
Lol
I shat myself reading this
But how about the 10:00?
Schlatt now: Maybe pressing buttons is a bad idea.
Schlatt 5 months ago when he was terraforming an entire planet: B U T T O N
Hey this is the funny man
@@ralfilves holy shit it's the 44th president of the United States Barack Obama.
Hello obama
He's a changed man
God in Minecraft: " B U T T O N"
hearing jschlatt saying “me, joseph stalin” is terrifying
notBjoern Jshstal-
A P P L E
THE PERFECT CRABBO jshSTAL XD
I'm the man of steel ~jsclatt
inspiring*
“Voting? That’s how they get ya”
- Jschlatt 2020
Why is Tom nook calling Stalin this regularly?
Kinda strange considering he's a landlord
Nathaniel Windsor he’s begging to not get sent to the gulag
Tom Nook is there to inform that Stalin didn't pay taxes
you owe me *42,462 bells*
if you had his number, you'd call him too
“schlatt what do you want to be when you grow up?”
“a dictator!”
Imagine him saying that to a teacher as a 6 year old
Seeing schlatt just chug down some vodka in a second, yeet the glass into a new dimension then slamming the button with all his might gives me *L i f e*
Take the “in” out of Stalin and you get Stal
I also purchased the Schlatt and Co shirt immediately after watching this video
*funny mic scream*
delete this right now
🗿
diór 😂
Ayyy, we both had a Stal idea.
schlatt: and y'know ive always wanted to be a dictator
schlatt five seconds later: also we brought back og merch because charity :)
I have that god-damned link memorized since forever
I can type it with my eyes closed
I still clicked the fucking link
@@blackbob1576 You fool, you dare try your foolish tricks on me. Pathetic. You disgust me.
See, not all dictators are bad
/ BFGUNS \
you didnt fool me haha.
grognak the destroyer I knew what it’s was, I still clicked it, but there was an ad, so does it count
"I've kind of always wanted to be a dictator!"
*runs for president in 2020*
Hey wait a minute
Imagine having a button that starts WW3, then a phone just decides to do a triple backflip straight into it
And it stuck the landing
a full 360
and I found this comment right when that happened
I was on minx's live and we were talking about Stalin. Long story short: Minx thought that Stalin was a rapper.
He wasn’t?
th-cam.com/video/ZT2z0nrsQ8o/w-d-xo.html
Minx was right
Idiot leprechaun
That "здравствуйте" in begging was almost perfect if not the accent
Schlatt: "Buy a shirt buy a hoodie, support a great cause"
Also Schlatt literally 5 second later: *"I dont calm down im the man of steel"*
Schlatt: He's speaking Spanish to me. I can't understand that
Also Schlatt: *Reads the Wikipedia page on the Treaty of Versailles*
He was speaking to Francisco Franco 😂😂
“When Hitler calls you pick up that phone” truer words have never been said
Schlatt is playing a game with stal in the name. Dark times are ahead.
The end is nigh.
stal in
Glad Schlatt has switched over to more educational content during the pandemic. Who wouldn't want to learn about the cold war with Jstalin?
Jschtalin
"Schlatt"
don't forget that the game is about a communist leader and the video sponser is a food distribution group
Best part of the entire video 11:00
Also a bookmark for when I’m sad and I need something to laugh at
You’re the best man for the job as we all know you as, “Button man”
*B U T T O N*
ah yes, the most malefic job behind de soviet union, *pressing the button*
like this to instantly reestablish the soviet union
Noelle Almeida Santos he actually died of aids
Yup
Lord Tachanka So he’s not dying from lung failure, i guess he’s lyin’ bryan now
well atleast if he dies he’s either flyin bryan or sufferin bryan
Internet Explorer *fryin Bryan
Schlatt: “I kind of want to be a dictator”
Also Schlatt: “Charity time”
Me: *rookie mistake*
9:48
"Ya know what?"
*Drinks vodka*
*throws glass*
"Screw it."
fore shadowing what he did in the dream smp in the future
@@hazel_1237 shut the fuck up
@@slop4308 ?
@@hazel_1237 i cant see good comments only shitty comments about a shitty server with dog shit acting and the worst community on the entirety of video game history
@@slop4308 but I did nothing to hurt you, either way I just liked the server
Despite the fact that we’ve seen schlatts face, I can’t see his face making that outrageous laugh that he does
The chops changed that
@@slop4308 it’s so weird to think about the time before the chops 👁👁
@@aves02 i saw the original face reveal clip the other day and he looks like a completely different person
They call me dying Brian
-laughs in marble hornets-
I teared up when I heard Carson talking, I hope hes doing well
Same
I smiled so wide when I heard him laughing. It sounds like he's doing better now that he's taking some time for himself.
@@whoop6047 I hope he takes his time
I miss him...
@@whoop6047 gud
"Always wanted to be a dictator"
Yeah you have already demonstrated us how it went in Pittsburgh
Same with Obamaburg
wasnt Obamaburg inside of Pittsburgh?
@@bobbymalone2039 No i think that was Muck
Bonk Bonk City
Schlatt:"Kind of always wanted to be a dictator"
7 months later: *Happy Manburg noises*
he was alreeady a dictator on the smp live server before dream smp
‘Happy Manburg noises’ 😆👍🏻
This game is truly awakening the communist within me right now
WITHIN US, COMRADE
SOIYUZ NERUSHIMY
@@AshliBlattgold cummunism*
I was literally listening to red army choirs after this video last night
thank you cpt russia very cool
“They call me fifty nick” did he just make a Cody ko reference
HIS NIC LEVEL IS OVER 9000
My respect for schlatt has decreased. I simply cannot support someone who quotes an advocate for internet bullying.
TheAnimationStation / Aurora
He cyberbullied Jake Paul. What a fucking MONSTER.
@@TheAnimationStationTAS you a fucking jake Paul stan 💀
@@mrgorilla2610 r/whoosh
"I kinda always wanted to be a dictator" *cries in manburg*
I'm not going to lie, Schlatt--as much as I love your newer content, I'm also really enjoying these older style videos as well. Some of my favorite videos are your Cities Skylines and train ones, where you're exploring random games, so it's fun to see some of those type games making it back in.
1:48 "Smoking multiple times in a row is more effective"
dyin Bryan: Those are rookie numbers, you gotta bump that up.
8:06 "So, funny thing, I didn't actually order the attack, you see the phone became self aware and pressed the button on its own please believe me I saw it and I'm freaking out."
🤯
11:55
schlatt : "i dont believe in guns"
also schlatt : * nukes half of europe *
to be fair, a nuke isn't a gun
Religious beliefs are complicated
The only way to remove all the guns is to nuke them
Blyat, I was so confused when he said “Zdravstvyite” (hello in Russian) at the start of the video, I thought I clicked on wrong video
4:14
Translation from Spanish: Stalin please my family has eaten all of the food and they are now starving please when do we get the next rations Stalin please do something
We have no footage of Schlatt doing that demon scream of his so therefore I refuse to believe it’s actually him
That was almost perfect "Здравствуйте"
“I don’t believe in guns”
Presses nuke button
if it’s red I’m pressing it
If its gay i say NAY
The Soviets will press charges against you .
YOURE UPLOADING SO MUCH
yeah i told him to, or i wouldve taken his share of Obamacare
official Obama ok obama
Schlatt: Makes a communist joke.
Also Schlatt: All the proceeds will feed hungry children...
I'm honestly more scared than confused, simply because its Schlatt.
4:11 he's speaking animal crossing
oh god the combination of jschlatt and stalin is unstoppable, every dictator in the world is having the nervous sweats right now
I didn't buy the shirt to help feed America, but when schlatt needed me most, I pulled through. Enjoy those king kong balls.
"I've always wanted to be a dictator"
10 seconds later puts a charity ad
5:32 “...maybe the FROZEN HEAD of CHARLES DINGO while we’re at it?” *ah, i see you’re a man of culture as well*
Lmao!
That is the most accurate impression of здравствуйте I've ever heard. Here's your reddit gold for that Keanu Reeves Big Chungus wholesome 100 moment
“You know what they call me? They call me Dyin Bryan”
“З д р а в с т в у й т е”
I shat my pants
I spent so long while learning Russian not knowing that the first в is silent and having so much difficulty pronouncing basic greetings...
"Always kind of wanted to be a dictator." IT WAS FORETOLD!!
Schlatt: I don't believe in guns
Also Schlatt: Press a button that sends a nuclear bomb somewhere a second after
1:53 I thought they called you 'dyin bryan'
0:19 I allways wanted to be a dictator
Dreamsmp:
The last video: Creating a CAPITALIST UTOPIA in Cities Skylines
This video: I, Joseph Stalin, have resorted to COMMUNISM
Hearing Carson in this made me so damn happy. Hope he feels better soon.
F
this aged poorly
pain.
@@WalkerPearcey agony, even.
this didnt age wel
Truly disgusting that some people would do this horrible thing.
8:38 i think i heard carson's laugh evolve
You are owed such a huge thanks for the charity you've offered! It's such an incredible and generous thing to do which will help people in need to no end. Bless you homie
what a great time for this to get recommended to me again
Schlatt’s music taste is improving. Dance of the Knights, Smuglianka, Korobeiniki, and Kalinka.
Also The Red Army is the Strongest
music is some korobeiniki instrumental, it sounds very similar to the old A Complete History of the Soviet Union Through the Eyes of a Humble Worker video so its prolly that
next one is smuglianka by the red army choir
next one is the red army is the strongest (or white army, black baron) by the red army chior
next one i cant quite figure out
next one i cant figure out either
next one is another korobeiniki instrumental
next one is kalinka by the red army choir
outro is korobeiniki by the red army chior
0:19 Well he finally got his dream.
"'I've always wanted to be a Dictator"
Schlatt 2020, everyone. At least the Man is honest.
"Be the receptionist for the USSR for a bit"
I guess you could say the General Secretary.
i just realised the clock on the wall is the doomsday clock. an art piece that's designed to tell you when doomsday will happen, by changing the hand according to the amount of peace the world is at. if there's little to none, it'll hit 12:00, signifying doomsday is coming.
*hand goes near button*
everyone: *intense sweating*
2 uploads within 2 days of each other is a new all-time record
10:40 The button triggered an ad for me.
th-cam.com/video/N9uTi3R4jlo/w-d-xo.html
BOOM💥🤯💥 NIGG@ OR GIGA🥶🥵🥶 NIGG@
@@mushi_ffI thought it was a link to the ad
So sad I missed this stream oh wait
Ty Love the pfp
not funny
okay obama
@@signpaintr4evr
It's litteraly just weeb fuel what's so great about it
@@signpaintr4evr anime is cringe
1:54
"You know what they call me? They call me fifty Nick, they call me smokestack"
They call you Dyin Bryan
“If I’m not the man of steel, then I don’t know what I am”
An accountant.
honestly I’m loving the non streamed content. it reminds me of the old open ttd videos.
Now there’s a VR version for that why don’t you try it?
Because this time you will feel the stress in 3D
“My buddy Hitler is calling”’
>Cold War game
i absolutely love how he can say “i’ve always wanted to be a dictator” yet exactly 7 seconds later can show his merch and say that proceeds go to charity
Schlatt: **smokes weed once**
Schlatt: so anyways the shirt orders are going to start shipping on 4/20....
Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the colour "green". Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
Grass
The grasses include the grass of the family Poaceae. This family also include some of the sedges (Cyberaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae) . These three families are not closely related but all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.
The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink beer/whisky, pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow very tall. Bamboo is a grass that grows very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands. They can also be found in areas that are very short or very dry. There are several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family. They may also be called grass. These plants include rushes, reeds and water Chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales.
Grasses are an important food for many animals such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grow. This is part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soul may wash away into rivers (erosion).
me listening to schlatt talk about donating to feeding America: wait... schlatt is a good person?
*Plays a game about a brutal communist dictator that starved his people to death*
*Promotes charity about helping people making sure they have enough food*
Oh the irony...
Especially the fact that its feed "america" literal opposie lmao
n o he fights for democracy and communism
@@PhoenixAce absolute legend
@@no-if1ol He killed millions...
@@mechamedegeorge6786 jschlatt killed millions? Didnt know
11:05 LOL THAT CALL IS ACTUALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT IN HIS LIFE
"Always wanted to be a dictator!" Cool
me too, look where that got us
Me: Stalin calm down
Stalin: МЫ БУДЕМ ИЗБЕЖАТЬ СРЕДНЕГО КЛАССА, ПОСЛЕ ТОГО, КАК МЫ ЗАБИРАЕМ АМЕРИКУ, ПОСЛЕ ТОГО, КАК МЫ ВЫБИРАЕМ МИР, БОЛЬШОЙ ЧЕЛОВЕК, ЧЕРЕЗ БОЛЬШОГО ЧЕЛОВЕКА С МЯГКИМ БОЛЬШИМ ЧЕЛОВЕКОМ СЕКСУАЛЬНЫЙ ЧЕЛОВЕК ВСЕГО
I'm still gonna like all yall's comments,
I find them funny, even if you guys are criticizing me and my humor.
"
WE WILL AVOID THE MIDDLE CLASS AFTER WE CHOOSE AMERICA, AFTER WE CHOOSE THE WORLD, A BIG PERSON THROUGH A BIG PERSON WITH A LARGER PERSON HUMAN"
Транслейт неправильно перевел :3
what the fuck is up with yall speaking italics
>гугл транслейт
кринж
i agree
Hearing Charlie, Carson and Schlatt in the same room makes me so happy
The amount of stress this is causing me is indescribable.
Who cares
@@fluberchuberayy2479 Obama
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
I love how visceral the movements in this game are. It complements Schlatt perfectly in so many places
,,I'm the secretary of steel" kinda funny cause Stalin was the General secretary of the Soviet Union
and stalin means steel, so Joseph Stalin means Joseph “Man of Steel”. Ironic