If the NFL Was Scripted: Week 2
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ก.ย. 2023
- It was an insane Week 2 in the NFL. A little too insane...
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"Wait no we just did so goooood!" Had me 😂☠️
As a lions fan I have to say this is totally accurate 😢
Yeah that reaction was perfectly acted 😂
as a lions fan, nothing but truth. 🥲
Anyone else think he kind of sounded like Wildflower when he said “gooood”
I blame Perna for his curse wheel as well!
“Script Writer” is my favorite character in the Tom Grossi Universe
Mine too
Same
Grossiverse
Think he and the blood demon know each other?
Agreed
“You can object?!” Has “you guys are getting paid?!” Energy and I love it
"Wait, you can object!?" Reminder to self: don't eat food while watcing Grossi videos. Nearly choked myself laughing at that one.
Any comedian, really. I'm living proof that even one you just have on as background noise can surprise you every once in a while🤣
@@subman23 True and real. Can confirm
Oh so you almost became the entire team of the LA chargers
I feel this is real 🙃
Addendum: don't read replies to your TH-cam comments while drinking. Just had to clean off my screen after that shot at the Chargers.
This is gold. You should make this a weekly series
The NFL already does.
For reals though
@@Coyotek4good point
And the NFL's version sucks. Grossi's has heart.
@@Coyotek4you really think the nfl is scripted?
That throwaway "Chargers lose again" line is under appreciated 😂😂😂
Brutal, but accurate 😭
"Wait we can OBJECT" XD XD im a bears fan laughing with tears in my eyes
Being a Bears fan is like being a disappointed father.
The lions fan tone on "wait nooo, we just did so good." 😂😂
Also I'm excited to watch the north saga this week (but sad my Packers lost like everyone else).
The suit still fits...I promise...
You lost it when you edited. I learned the hard way on another channel.
@@wvu05 yeah unfortunate
The Jets are in football hell with the script writers
Top 3 grossi characters:
3: Bruce & Springsteen
2: script Writer
1: wildflower
Special mention to Blood Demon
The saint’s gumbo guy is number one.
@@anibalrodriguez2626was coming here to give him an honorable mention.
I’m starting to really like Ed, the Ravens character.
I appreciate the nfl writers crossing the picket line for us
They work outside of the Writer's Guild of America, as the NFL directly pays them out of pocket.
That Jets reaction was on point.
Lions one had me smiling ear to ear 😂. The NFL the only place zebras feast on lions.
to be fair they were dogshit all game horrible calls against Seattle too, at least they are consistently trash so we can just have 0 expectations
@dusk861 all I saw was hutch get held 15 times with no flag and a textbook intentional grounding.
@@taylorsova2594 what a way to say you weren't watching👏
@@dusk861 I watched a qb standing in the pocket throw the ball in a wide open area with no people, pretty sure that is by rule, intentional grounding.
@@taylorsova2594 "It is a foul for intentional grounding if a passer, facing an imminent loss of yardage because of pressure from the defense, throws a forward pass without a realistic chance of completion." quoted from the rules he wasn't being pressured they just had a miscommunication and that isn't even what i was talking about there were trash calls all game long on both sides of the ball
Script writer: "have fun with the refs this week.."
Rest of the league: wait, what...!!!
Raiders: First time here, huh..!!
This should be a weekly series. Utterly hilarious. However I know jets script writing would be boring the rest of the year. Jets fan part is dead on as always Tom
Packers: it says here you're the Falcons this week 🤣🤣🤣
Tom, as a Falcons fan. Yes. Yes sir Green Bay was indeed Atlanta Sunday. Weird non-snap of the ball for Jordan Love that will be memed and a strange disappearance of what was a competent football team in the most crucial of situations. Well done sir!
Now I understand: the Script Writer was so drunk on Saturday that he confuses the Falcons with Packers; gives the Broncos Hope only to choke the 2 cherries and give the Giants a Comeback against a Tank...
If the NFL was scripted they wouldn't do us like this week after week, year after year 😂 (chargers fan)
Wait the chargers actually have fans???
@@NWSportscast original 👏
The Chargers are the comic relief character
Do chargers have fans outside of San Diego...if not...they should really move back...I imagine they are missed.
Why do think that? Every show needs a butt monkey or two.
As a falcon fan, that falcon joke killed me 😂💀 thx Tom for not being afraid to roast ur own team 😂
Script Writer: “Bears, you’re going to throw two screen passes in a row backed up in your own endzone.”
Bears: “Does the second one lead to a big touchdown?”
"Yes. Yes it does."
Nailed it with the Cardinals fan. Pretty much exactly how I felt.
I don't want them to win games I just don't know how you blow a 20-0 lead at half time. I do feel sorry for Ertz though. I was impressed when the Cards got him and now they are just wasting his talent.
Me too. Tiebreaker with Giants
Hell no I'm a Cardinals fan and I was pissed afterwards, we don't need to tank, we have the Texans for that
@@MrFpsdestroyer Not a tank strategic, now if we finish 5-12 and Giants do as well we get higher pick. Unless Kyler Murray comes back Week 5 we are not getting more than 5 wins. I wanna be wrong lived in AZ my whole life. I believe in Gannon and his staff and new GM. Next year is our year. Unless we beat the Cowboys next week then I'll be saying what if?
Packers "You're the Falcons this week" (hopefully just this week, please)
Hell yeah script writer!
Lost it at : "Wait, you can object?!" hahaha
Life can be pretty rough. But when life hits hardest I look in my mirror and remind myself "You're not the Jets". And I leave the house with a smile on my face
"Packers, you're the Falcons this week..."
As a packers fan, it's exciting to be competing with the Lions
Big ups for the lions fans
Please do more of these. Especially the one similar to what you did with the Packers script, but for every team. It’s so good!
"wait nooooo...we did so good!" Lololol
Pain 😭
The pivot to be an NFL channel intead of a GB channel before Arod left was the smartest thing you could have done
Commanders 2-0
Give the script writers a raise.
Of course everyone knows the Script Writer giveth, and the Script Writer Taketh away. Just ask the Jets. They giveth Aaron and then taketh Aaron on the first drive.
I second this for my Falcons
Surely, an Aaron Rodgers season ending injury after 75 seconds has to be a blood demon move. Even the script writers are not that mean.
Conspiracy theory: the blood demon and the script writer are the same being! ({scary music} BOM, Bom, bom.)
The Script Writers couldn't force Dan Snyder to sell the team, so they have to give Washington that same kind of jubilation.
2:36 every jets fan ever after Rodgers was announced out for the season:
Tom... I really need these once a week man. You do a lot of great things and this is perhaps your best work.
Detroit every time they see the refs being a big part of their script:😐
I feel like a lot of people who love football secretly hate what it's doing to them. But they don't stop watching because their is a sense of community in the suffering. Wow that got dark fast, imma show myself out.
“You can object!!” Caused a hard-core exhale through my nose 😂😂
Script writer has a Draft Kings account to fund his scripts.
Did Script Writer also tell Dan Campbell and Aaron Glenn to act lobotomized? Because that's the only reason I can explain away some of Campbell's decisions and Glenn's inability to change it up on defense.
The worst part is we went for it on 4th down every time all game, including giving the Seahawks a short field in a one score game.
So then in the redzone with the chance to take the lead in the final minute, you know what MCDC is gonna...wait...is that the field goal unit?
Ggs from a Falcons fan
The "Dammit" from the Broncos got me
Tom! This NEEDS to become a weekly thing. I absolutely loved it!
Well that explains how Aaron Rodgers got hurt. It was in the script 😄
Then he makes the packers pull a falcon.
Complete balance
Could you upload the script-writer's week three conference before the games, please? I would feel a lot calmer watching games if I knew what to expect.
2:00 Oh, I'm sorry, you wanna see lazy writing? Have fun with the refs this week.
The Bears pretty have their own Urkel-esque catch phrase by this point: "Did we lose that?"
Next week we find out the script writer and the blood demon are twins
POV: jordan love comes back from the falcons loss, gets a winning record and then plays them in the nfc championship, the packers come back 28-3, win, and beat the bills in the super bowl. thoughts tom?
“And Vikings, you’re gonna have a great performance from Kirk this week. 4 TD’s and everything, even better than Jalen.”
“Oh nice!”
“Yep and you also lose.”
“Wait what?”
You should have said
“But it’s on Thursday night”
“Wait what” 🤣
"Cracked up at wait you can object." 😂😂🤣
Please make this a series. This is great
I cant wait till Wildflower makes his debut this year.
Tom Grossi + NFL + Script Writers
Just entertaining 😂 love it 🎬🩶
This is so accurate it's hilarious🤣
you need to make more of these 😭😭😭 they’re amazing tom
Broncos fans: Are we allowed happiness?
Script Writer: *Cut to Omni-Man punching with Brandon Perna's face superimposed onto Mark*
I need to stop watching Grossi when my newborn daughter is asleep in the same room. I burst out laughing at the Bears "Wait, you can object?!"
Honestly Tom, you're the highlight reel for my NFL fix every god damn week. Appreciate you
This was perfect in every way. Great work Tom!
Pure gold. Well done Grossi, well done.
Me too Jets...me too. The broncos are like a toxic girlfriend I give so much and they produce so little
Script writer the true goat of the Grossiverse
Bro. This is hilarious! Absolutely nailed it! That's awesome. !
I dropped my phone into the toilet while watching this video. It froze on the cardinals making it the only time they'll be in a bowl this year.
You're the falcons this week was the best line.
"I fucking hate this sport." Dude, the Jets are forever cursed 😅
"And Jacksonville, you'll hold the Chiefs to 17, you'll also get 3 turnovers"
"YES!"
"But you'll only score 9 points."
"Dammit."
It is no longer to be referred to as the Tom Grossi Universe, from here on it shall be referred to as the TGU!!
This video is perfect, had to rewatch the whole thing
The last lines always make me laugh out loud. :)
Damn I feel so bad for Nick Chubb this week. If the NFL was scripted, that was a horrid addition
I love the NFL script writer. I need more of him
Tom never ceases to amaze!!!! That was golden!!! Keep it up brother!!
Top teir video. Please keep these coming
These are the best anywhere….I’m hooked on Grossi
All the different inflections of "oh" was perfect.
To Browns: “do you mind if we snap Chubbs’ leg back for drama? We’re merely asking as a formality. It’s happening. Sorry.”
"THATS IT!? Where's the reward!?"
"You're not the Jets." ooof 💀💀💀💀
Oh my god.
This is awesome !
Can't wait for week 3
I love the if the NFL was scripted vids keep on doing them every week love it. I honestly wish I played a roll as NFL Commissioner Rodger Goddell ripping up scripts a billion times like Vince McMahon would do at the day of the shows
If u actually think the nfl is legit i have an entire world to sell ya... 😂😂😂
Tom knows how us Broncos and Perna fans feels.
You have a future in standup, your timing is brilliant!
These are so golden. Smiling ear to ear the whole time
Omg 😂😂 I snorted and scared my cat. This is phenomenal!
Keep up the amazing work, Tom! ❤ u
For real though, that's probably going to go down as the greatest touchdown pass of Russell Wilson's career
This was an amazing sketch. Hilarious.
One thing The Lions can celebrate is everyone else in the NFC North lost too! lol
Good work Tom!!
Jets are the butt of every script writer’s joke. 🤣
Good writing to introduce the refs vs “Not calling DPI against Sean Payton on the last play of the game” again. Nice callback
as a broncos fan i can confirm this is the exact roller coaster of emotions we all felt this week
The TGU (TomGrossiUniverse) needs more weekly episodes on the “Script Writer” please and thank you!
I’m surprised he didn’t throw in this.
Script writer: ravens you beat the bengals…. But you lose OBJ in the process.
Ravens: surprised pikachu face
It’s so cute how you put “If” in the title 😝
i love this series so much
This is pure gold
"I couldn't have written it better."
-Tom Grossi 2023
"So the broncos will score past 16 and make a hail mary, but the refs will screw them anyways"
"hail mary as time expires? lazy writing" TRUE. ABSOLUTELY TRUE. As a lions fan I will never forget December 3rd 2015... When the ref's stole that win from us. "Miracle?" pffft. More like terrible
These type of vids are awesome 🎉🎉🎉