There's an uncle under my bed too! My parents don't like it when he does that, though, so they filed something called a "restraining order" and he's "not allowed within 500 feet of me".
The promised hour soon will chime Through grains within the sands of time One Evil that has since been captured Returns again to yet enrapture The hearts of children - nay, their souls Until their final bell shall toll Some may still find peace within One hope resides. The name: Bowen.
Dear uncle, I have been jumping on it for days, but a green mist has begun to distract me. The smell of onions wafts in my room from the vent above my door; the faint sound of music from the early 2000's plays eerily. I would say help, dear uncle, but my curiosity has me now searching for the source of this sound. Wish me luck!
"Sweet Child. If I dont have a Beat, I Can't Dance and if I Can't Dance Im not having any Fun and if Im not ha̕v̶i̸̡ng ̵an̷͏ý̨ ̴Fu̵̷n͢.̡ Ņͩͯͧ̕͝ͅǫ̐͟͢ ̸ͫ͛̇Ǫ̷ͪͬ̇́̀̚ṇ̨͖ͭ̏̋̀̀͞e̵͚̗̾͞s̪̹͆͂̿ ̻̃̏͑ḩ̢̬̬̄ͨͮ͝ă͖̥̼͝v͓̩̹̎̀͘͟͠i̷̷̇҉ṅ̷̡͑͂ͅg̢̜͔͡ ̵̢̟͉̋̓a̢̖͇͗̐̋͠n̷̷̛̊͠y̴̴̷̥̮̓̋ͩ ͚҉͞F̛̜͈̦͆̅̈́ͭ͘͝͠ù̲̜͎͒̏ͯ͘n̢͕̞͇͆͛̈́.̡̧͔͆ͭͥͬ͝" -Uncle Samsonite.
I've recently found your channel recently and have to say I'm really amazed and engrossed by this series and when I finished watching season 2 and saw the teaser of whats to come in this season I was hyped
my idea for the end of the series: shrek becomes the main hero because he’s the only one strong enough to defeat samsonite. he pulls the all powerful saxophone from the stone and wields it in battle against samsonite. samsonite begins to dance to pony but shrek overpowers his music by playing careless whisper. Samsonite screams in agony, catches on fire, and blows up
@@JakeBowenTV im sure it will, u guys totally deserve it. You really have talent, even if its a comedical show, there where times when i was more nervous than at any horror movie, not talking about the excellent music taste Uncle Samsonite has ;)
Ive been following uncle samsonite with my friends for 3 years. Sitting together with them watching the premire was truly magical and made ms love the uncle even more
I like how much this reminds me of “it” I mean it’s very clear that it’s based off of “it” but after finishing the book just now it makes this even better. Been here since ur first uncle samsonite video and will be here till the end love that ur making these again jake and love to see more soon happy New Years see you in the next one!
@@JakeBowenTV I still remember when my friend showed me the Intro to 3D Animation video where we thought it was the funniest thing ever. I never expected it to evolve into something this amazing.
Very happy of what this series has become! Loved the IT reference with the references to the past and the setting of the video. Might be time for an old theorist to come out of retirement and jump on it once again...
This honestly is my favorite TH-cam series. Period. I remember watching the very first Uncle Sampsonite video when I was so young. A couple of my friends at a sports daycare pulled out their phone and showed me the video. I had nightmares for weeks yet I still loved it and watched it so many times. I suddenly had this weird flash in my mind a few months ago and it led me back to here. I was so happy to find out it was a full blown series. Keep up the good work man. Uncle Samsonite means something to all of us.
We as a community are dying to see the rest of season 3 uncle samsonite it’s been 6 months and it’s not here yet. We need to see ‘Smiling Sam’ I’m starving for someone to lay down the beat. I’m not mad, I’m disappointed. Please Jake Bowen, we need you.
Someone posted the original Uncle Samsonite video in one of my Discord servers last night and now I've watched through almost every video on this channel today Jake Bowen, you have yourself a new dedicated fan. Take however long you need to continue this series, I'm excited but patient After all, this is the most blursed thing I've ever seen
Item #: SCP-2999 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: This entity specifically need to be contained in a special closet in the faciltiy at site-24. No items besides SCP-2999 is allowed within the closet at all times. The door must remain shut and locked deep within a sound proof room, derived from all living organisms outside the cell. If there does happen to be a containment breach with this entity, the procedures must go as followed: A: Use off-brand soda from a store called Krogre to neutralize the SCP and contain it in its closet within the facility. B: A dance battle between the SCP and another human life form while a phat beat is being played to distract the SCP must be conducted if option A is unavailable. The SCP cannot ignore a challenge. Description: SCP-2999 is a paracitical organism that feeds from the host's soul. Also known as, Uncle Samsonite. Its origin is unknown. However, due to recent findings back in 20[REDACTED], subject [REDACTED] experienced a dream displaying what it appeared to be the history of its origin. This entity has what appears to have limitless power, but there might be a close relation to another entity that is SCP-106. Like SCP-106, SCP-2999 drags the host into it's own dimension. Unlike SCP-106, the entity slowly progresses the host into another one of itself due to the fact that the average life span of the entity is around 10 years. The world can be summoned, but the entity has to be in the world in order to summon it. To summon this world, a song called going by the name of Pony by an artist called Ginuwine, must be audibly played in front of a closet. Most recent subjects have reported to have gotten inside of the world due to 2 recent containment breaches in 20[REDACTED]. Interviews have been conducted on the 1 of the 3 subjects and is detailed proceedingly. Interview #1: Interviewer: Dr. John Alabiso Subject [REDACTED] Interviewer: So, what were you doing at the time before the entities world became apparent to you? Subject: I was making breakfast... listening to my radio when the song came on. At first, it seemed normal... then I felt uneasy... like something was with me. Interviewer: And you saw the entity, did you not? Subject: I only saw a glimpse... his old, rickety, smiling face with his deep, soulless eyes. A baseball cap and some overralls. Only for a split second, did i see him, but that image of him is burned into my mind. Interviewer: What happened next? Subject: My entire body was enclosed in what seemed like it's hand. I wasn't dragged, no, I was picked up and swiftly taken inside of my pantry. It seemed like I was in a deep void, no light, just... darkness. I looked up to find what seemed like endless doors traveling upward into what I could tell was more darkness. Interviewer: And what happened exactly while you were in this so called abyss? Subject: I don't exactly remember anything after besides waking up in my apartment. I had a sticky residue all over my shirt of what was most likely the off brand soda I was drinking while I was cooking. *interviewers note: The subject began to sweat after mentioning the SCP's description of what it appeared to look like. The subject also appeared antsy, as if they were being watched. No further interview is needed.*
Jake Bowen the thing that I find interesting is that you’ll respond to majority of the comments posted, unless they’re about an episode 2/more episodes. Seriously though, this show is great, and it seems you have great things ahead. Keep up the work.
Ok, a clown in a sewer grate is ONE thing, but a creepy ass looking monster humanoid looking thing under your bed is a WHOLE OTHER THING IN ITSELF!!!!!
The Evening of Chaos motif has just become the leitmotif of Uncle Samsonite at this point. I will never hear it another way again. Was really smart of you to use it that way, and to such great effect. Also a testament to Kevin MacLeod for making royalty free music that is distinct and doesn't sound cheesey or uninteresting. It's brought a dark, but iconic flair to the song itself and Uncle Samsonite, helping establish the contrast between the dark and funny parts of the story, which are excellently represented with Pony. I think the way you use music in these episodes is really above and beyond considering what you have to work with, and is far better than what I've seen in most series. It's really so amazing how much effort you put into this series.
Jake i have been waiting a real long time for this episode. And i must say i love it, you have brought nothing but joy to my empty heart this 2020. Thank you dearly.
Yo dude there's an uncle under your bed too! Don't worry bro, I had the exact same problem. Just spray him with offbrand soda and ... pray he doesn't come back.
Ah, long awaited have we for season 3 of Uncle Samsonite. Let us jump on it once again for this wild ride. Lastly, I thank you for allowing us to see the light at the end of this wonderful tunnel, All-Father Bowen. May you bless our off-brand sodas and give us wonderful phat beats.
There's an uncle under my bed too! My parents don't like it when he does that, though, so they filed something called a "restraining order" and he's "not allowed within 500 feet of me".
HAHAHA
This is perfect. Lol
that’s a lot of feet
Alex Mena omegelul
He like spaghetti
honestly kinda disappointed uncle samsonite isn’t a shitty 3D model any more
edit: spoke too soon love you guys
that was just his low-power form after possessing jake
I think you mean Impeccable 3d model.
I think it’s hard to animate uncle samsonite fighting
@@HueManatee cat burger
@@dzeiler6316 what the hell
“Ogres are like onions, they have- JUMP ON IT”
@Haze The Space Commie my pony
Im just a batchler
My saddles
waiting, come and
Lookin' for a partner
At first I was just like “haha this is so dumb what happens next” and now I’m genuinely engrossed in these characters and the lore and I love it
axelvids We ain’t to please. Thanks.
@@JakeBowenTV when is the next episode coming out
@@isaacmaybeplayz2051 Corona be out there so, probably 2021.
@@theperfectpeanutbutterjell7553 ok its 2021 now what :,(
@@theperfectpeanutbutterjell7553 so, its 2021 now
The promised hour soon will chime
Through grains within the sands of time
One Evil that has since been captured
Returns again to yet enrapture
The hearts of children - nay, their souls
Until their final bell shall toll
Some may still find peace within
One hope resides. The name: Bowen.
Tristantine The Great omg- this predicted the episode. Wow!
Soon you and shrek will battle that horrid beast. We believe in you
Dear uncle,
I have been jumping on it for days, but a green mist has begun to distract me. The smell of onions wafts in my room from the vent above my door; the faint sound of music from the early 2000's plays eerily. I would say help, dear uncle, but my curiosity has me now searching for the source of this sound. Wish me luck!
"Sweet Child. If I dont have a Beat, I Can't Dance and if I Can't Dance Im not having any Fun and if Im not ha̕v̶i̸̡ng ̵an̷͏ý̨ ̴Fu̵̷n͢.̡
Ņͩͯͧ̕͝ͅǫ̐͟͢ ̸ͫ͛̇Ǫ̷ͪͬ̇́̀̚ṇ̨͖ͭ̏̋̀̀͞e̵͚̗̾͞s̪̹͆͂̿ ̻̃̏͑ḩ̢̬̬̄ͨͮ͝ă͖̥̼͝v͓̩̹̎̀͘͟͠i̷̷̇҉ṅ̷̡͑͂ͅg̢̜͔͡ ̵̢̟͉̋̓a̢̖͇͗̐̋͠n̷̷̛̊͠y̴̴̷̥̮̓̋ͩ ͚҉͞F̛̜͈̦͆̅̈́ͭ͘͝͠ù̲̜͎͒̏ͯ͘n̢͕̞͇͆͛̈́.̡̧͔͆ͭͥͬ͝" -Uncle Samsonite.
he's fucking dead lol
never to be seen again
This straight up is the best thing. It just IS the best.
Its not even a joke at this point, this show is amazing.
Thank you.
@@JakeBowenTV when are you gonna make new uncle samsonite vid?
@@JakeBowenTV make a new video please 😭😭😭😭
He vanished when we needed him most
Hopefully he will soon return, bigger, stronger, and samsonitier than ever.
Covid is a bitch like that
Hes baaaack.
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna JuMp On It"
THX for stealin. Is cool tho just credit me my dude. Also like your profile pic
@@Cbk3689 Didnt mean to steal credit lol.
That fact that your still making these makes me *happy* inside
well this aged well
"It's time to have some fun, with Uncle Samsonite."
*OM NOM NOM, OM NOM*
*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Why did that line go so hard thougt
I've recently found your channel recently and have to say I'm really amazed and engrossed by this series and when I finished watching season 2 and saw the teaser of whats to come in this season I was hyped
Me too
my idea for the end of the series: shrek becomes the main hero because he’s the only one strong enough to defeat samsonite. he pulls the all powerful saxophone from the stone and wields it in battle against samsonite. samsonite begins to dance to pony but shrek overpowers his music by playing careless whisper. Samsonite screams in agony, catches on fire, and blows up
shreksaphone
"It's me handsome."
Who else has been watching each episode as it came out for the past 2 seasons? Btw I love ur work it makes me laugh every time I rewatch
Ai Thank you.
I have.
I discovered this web serie two days ago and i dont understand how this is so unknown, u guys are awesome, i love you
Thank you. In time perhaps the legend will spread.
@@JakeBowenTV im sure it will, u guys totally deserve it. You really have talent, even if its a comedical show, there where times when i was more nervous than at any horror movie, not talking about the excellent music taste Uncle Samsonite has ;)
Imagine if a pandemic happened during the recording and publishing of this, and that’s why they can’t make a second episode yet.
This new IT movie is looking pretty sick.
Uncle samsonite might be the only thing in my life that has meaning, thank you for appeasing my love for this series
This is literally the 1st time I've ever watched something premiere live on TH-cam and Im PUMPED!
Late Congratulations i guess
Welcome to the land of off-brand soda, uncle!
Uncle Samsonite Season 3: *exists*
The crew: "Ah shit, here we go again"
Ive been following uncle samsonite with my friends for 3 years. Sitting together with them watching the premire was truly magical and made ms love the uncle even more
I'd say we're ready but I don't think any of us are. Looking forward to it....!
3:56 me when I realise I'm too young to be drafted
I like how much this reminds me of “it” I mean it’s very clear that it’s based off of “it” but after finishing the book just now it makes this even better.
Been here since ur first uncle samsonite video and will be here till the end love that ur making these again jake and love to see more soon happy New Years see you in the next one!
I'm so glad he's back I thought he had died I'm not joking I literally thought Jake Bowen had died
wh . . . why?
@@RandomDude647 consumed by the uncle.
@@RandomDude647 Overdose on off brand soda
@@RandomDude647 The curse on his PC
I hope the rest of these episodes aren’t gonna be 8 months in between
There not going to be 8 months between. There going to be 2 years between.
@@pigofknowledge79510 years inbetween*
I hope there won't be an 8 year gap.
Gee me too@@wia5876
Getting ready to lay down a phat beat and jump on it for season 3
Bravo!!! I loved this one!! You’ve come such a long way since the first episode. Great job man
Thank you very much.
@@JakeBowenTV I still remember when my friend showed me the Intro to 3D Animation video where we thought it was the funniest thing ever. I never expected it to evolve into something this amazing.
2020 and this is still my fav TH-cam series
Very happy of what this series has become! Loved the IT reference with the references to the past and the setting of the video. Might be time for an old theorist to come out of retirement and jump on it once again...
My birthday is on January 6th. Thanks for the gift Jake.
I’d rather get eaten by pennywise than letting uncle Samsonite have me
every season just gets better and better
This honestly is my favorite TH-cam series. Period. I remember watching the very first Uncle Sampsonite video when I was so young. A couple of my friends at a sports daycare pulled out their phone and showed me the video. I had nightmares for weeks yet I still loved it and watched it so many times. I suddenly had this weird flash in my mind a few months ago and it led me back to here. I was so happy to find out it was a full blown series. Keep up the good work man. Uncle Samsonite means something to all of us.
funny hahahr Thank you. Means a lot. I’m working on the rest of the season.
@@JakeBowenTV Great! And dont feel pressured with release dates or anything. I'm just here to show my gratitude for everything you have done.
Glorious. Truly, utterly, glorious. Great job as always, Jake.
This thing used to give me nightmares but then I had a dream with Shrek fighting him then the next day Shrek is added to the series
Damm thats some S tier omens
WOOOOOOH! I’m excited for another season of Uncle Samsonite! Or as he would say, some more fun.
This is coming out on my b-day
That’s the best present one can get
Consider this an early "happy birthday!"
It's also my mom's birthday.
@@JakeBowenTV That's lit.
Same here
We as a community are dying to see the rest of season 3 uncle samsonite it’s been 6 months and it’s not here yet. We need to see ‘Smiling Sam’ I’m starving for someone to lay down the beat. I’m not mad, I’m disappointed. Please Jake Bowen, we need you.
Shut up Zach u waste of oxygen
its ok zach hes just a hater
Let_Ur_Nutz_ Hang I’m ashamed to call you my samsonite brother
Zachary Vanderhaar I’m ashamed or ur existence
Mehrcuri eh, people will be toxic sometimes
This is so me when there is an uncle under my bed
I will never ever get over just how amazing these are.. please keep this up Jake, you're doing such an incredible Job.
3:51 wow I’m actually terrified, I wasn’t expecting this, thanks for giving me nightmares bowen
Ik like my whole body had chills 💀
Me and my friends have been patiently waiting and rewatching both past seasons, really hyped for this one!
1:28 plot twist its not uncle samsonite, ITS PAPYRUS.
LOL
i will never forget this series guys. seriously.
you're one of my tops. (the never forgetters)
Someone posted the original Uncle Samsonite video in one of my Discord servers last night and now I've watched through almost every video on this channel today
Jake Bowen, you have yourself a new dedicated fan. Take however long you need to continue this series, I'm excited but patient
After all, this is the most blursed thing I've ever seen
Thank you, and welcome. Hopefully you won't have to remain patient for long.
When is episode 2
I frickin love this series
That was magnificent. Such a great way to start off the new decade.
This guy literally made multiple seasons with a school project free for our pleasure, yet they still make us pay for Netflix?
Bro Uncle Samsonite be vibin' ngl
Item #: SCP-2999
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: This entity specifically need to be contained in a special closet in the faciltiy at site-24. No items besides SCP-2999 is allowed within the closet at all times. The door must remain shut and locked deep within a sound proof room, derived from all living organisms outside the cell. If there does happen to be a containment breach with this entity, the procedures must go as followed:
A: Use off-brand soda from a store called Krogre to neutralize the SCP and contain it in its closet within the facility.
B: A dance battle between the SCP and another human life form while a phat beat is being played to distract the SCP must be conducted if option A is unavailable. The SCP cannot ignore a challenge.
Description: SCP-2999 is a paracitical organism that feeds from the host's soul. Also known as, Uncle Samsonite. Its origin is unknown. However, due to recent findings back in 20[REDACTED], subject [REDACTED] experienced a dream displaying what it appeared to be the history of its origin. This entity has what appears to have limitless power, but there might be a close relation to another entity that is SCP-106. Like SCP-106, SCP-2999 drags the host into it's own dimension. Unlike SCP-106, the entity slowly progresses the host into another one of itself due to the fact that the average life span of the entity is around 10 years. The world can be summoned, but the entity has to be in the world in order to summon it.
To summon this world, a song called going by the name of Pony by an artist called Ginuwine, must be audibly played in front of a closet. Most recent subjects have reported to have gotten inside of the world due to 2 recent containment breaches in 20[REDACTED]. Interviews have been conducted on the 1 of the 3 subjects and is detailed proceedingly.
Interview #1:
Interviewer: Dr. John Alabiso
Subject [REDACTED]
Interviewer: So, what were you doing at the time before the entities world became apparent to you?
Subject: I was making breakfast... listening to my radio when the song came on. At first, it seemed normal... then I felt uneasy... like something was with me.
Interviewer: And you saw the entity, did you not?
Subject: I only saw a glimpse... his old, rickety, smiling face with his deep, soulless eyes. A baseball cap and some overralls. Only for a split second, did i see him, but that image of him is burned into my mind.
Interviewer: What happened next?
Subject: My entire body was enclosed in what seemed like it's hand. I wasn't dragged, no, I was picked up and swiftly taken inside of my pantry. It seemed like I was in a deep void, no light, just... darkness. I looked up to find what seemed like endless doors traveling upward into what I could tell was more darkness.
Interviewer: And what happened exactly while you were in this so called abyss?
Subject: I don't exactly remember anything after besides waking up in my apartment. I had a sticky residue all over my shirt of what was most likely the off brand soda I was drinking while I was cooking.
*interviewers note: The subject began to sweat after mentioning the SCP's description of what it appeared to look like. The subject also appeared antsy, as if they were being watched. No further interview is needed.*
Dang...
Seriously.
I JUST LOVE THIS SERIES! IT'S S AWESOME! YOU GUYS ARE DOING AN EXCELLENT JOB!
Kid: *says pasgehtti*
Uncle samsonite: this is nice spaghetti
Kid: you like spaghetti too?
and who said youtube wasn't educational?
what a beautiful premiere. Thanks Owen👍 can't wait for more!
Omg i am getting the offbrand soda ready
Hope the next one comes out soon!!! Missing this series
Hi! I'm really enjoying your content! I can't stop watching these!!🤣
Welcome.
Jake Bowen the thing that I find interesting is that you’ll respond to majority of the comments posted, unless they’re about an episode 2/more episodes. Seriously though, this show is great, and it seems you have great things ahead. Keep up the work.
@@amenmoetv7349 yeah these episodes are awesome 👌 👏
@@amenmoetv7349 I respond to those once in a while, too. i.imgur.com/nvHRLxd.jpg
Ok, a clown in a sewer grate is ONE thing, but a creepy ass looking monster humanoid looking thing under your bed is a WHOLE OTHER THING IN ITSELF!!!!!
Dude it's almost been 5 months when are you going to make another episode of Uncle Samsonite????
Corona.
Covid is a bitch like that
I can not state enough how under appreciated this channel is! love the content! never stop making videos because you have a creative gift my friend!
*Imagine this guy in Smash Ultimate.*
- Beautiful masterpiece.
“Twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk”
Can't wait for episode 2!!! All of the series so far was great! 😊
Guys I just listened to this new song it go’s like
Jump on it ride it my saddle
thank you jotaro kujo jojo
Thank you so much for season 3!
Hey man you really cool even know this this scared the living shit out of me you awesome 🔥🔥
Well thanks.
OMG TY SO MUCH FOR REPLYING MAN I LOVE YOU YOU ARE AWESOME AND TELL UNCLE SAMSONITE THAT HE IS EPIC
This was the best thing ive seen in a long time
I'm telling you this is better than 2019s It
The Evening of Chaos motif has just become the leitmotif of Uncle Samsonite at this point. I will never hear it another way again. Was really smart of you to use it that way, and to such great effect. Also a testament to Kevin MacLeod for making royalty free music that is distinct and doesn't sound cheesey or uninteresting. It's brought a dark, but iconic flair to the song itself and Uncle Samsonite, helping establish the contrast between the dark and funny parts of the story, which are excellently represented with Pony. I think the way you use music in these episodes is really above and beyond considering what you have to work with, and is far better than what I've seen in most series. It's really so amazing how much effort you put into this series.
3:06 OMG SO SCARY LIKE REALLLY😭😭😭😭😭😭
Dude i'm glad you guys still post,i watched all your videos and i'm just fascinated
Miss you, Jake. Hope all is well.
And I, you. All is well. Just a lot of lost time. Episode 2 will come.
Jake Bowen YES YES YES
@@JakeBowenTV hope Corona hasn't hurt yall
Father has returned with more content! Blessed be!
I remember when my uncle use to hide under my bed...
Thank you so much for making more of these 😁
Didn’t know Lee Hardcastle did Uncle Samsonite claymations too
Couldn't wait to get home from work and watch this. Great job, man!
My Bio professor has a "Samsonite" bag.
Bowen help me
As always, you did not disappoint!
I-i... i think i might be sexually attracted to Uncle Samsonite...
God damnit michael.
Oh my God this amazing show is getting a season 3, we don't deserve this thank you with you grace
I love your name.
@@TheMitzez why thank you kind sir for the Compliment
Shrek is my President no problem comrade. I can sense a great future for you.
@@TheMitzez right back at you dear sir
@@TheMitzez it's nice to see someone on the internet that still cares about other people so I thank you for that
My guy made a shitpost a whole series
You’re darn right.
Wow it’s been a whole year:0
@@JakeBowenTVwhat happened? Just busy?
Jake i have been waiting a real long time for this episode. And i must say i love it, you have brought nothing but joy to my empty heart this 2020. Thank you dearly.
I love this, are there gonna be new episodes?
João Paulo Silva Yes.
@@JakeBowenTV I could die happy now, but i can't since I'll be waiting for those new episodes
I've watched this show since the first episode and its one of the best series on TH-cam I've ever seen, love you guys
And Uncle Sammy loves you.
@@JakeBowenTV :)
Its been 4 weeks and nothing come out
Yo dude there's an uncle under your bed too! Don't worry bro, I had the exact same problem. Just spray him with offbrand soda and ... pray he doesn't come back.
Hey man... you still there, I’m a big fan, your just taking a break correct? Keep making amazing content
Thank you. Still here. Working on it right now.
Jake Bowen that’s good to hear, can’t wait
@@JakeBowenTV I know your working on it but I’m so invested I need the rest of season three
Ah, long awaited have we for season 3 of Uncle Samsonite. Let us jump on it once again for this wild ride. Lastly, I thank you for allowing us to see the light at the end of this wonderful tunnel, All-Father Bowen. May you bless our off-brand sodas and give us wonderful phat beats.
Yeah now I'm subscribing to you
Thank you for the heart! It's my first time 😊
I just happened to find this series through a shitty meme and now I'm in love with off-brand soda and men that sound like Quint from Jaws
surely ep 2 coming
ImmortalRose The day will come.
Back at it again! This was awesome! Can’t wait for more!!
Come back daddy samsonite and jake
Oh yeah can't wait to see the rest of it
You've taken this way too far.
Thank you.