What I love the most about this is that if this guy tried, he could have made a legitimate horror movie. All the elements are there: the disorder, the great lighting, the music, the atmosphere. If this person wanted, they could have made a seriously good horror movie. Yet instead, they basically made a full - length feature shitpost. Good on you guys.
In all, I would have to say my favorite thing about this series is the lighting. The constant almost-black blue lighting really sets that atmosphere. It almost feels, sultry, yeah?
I was at church yesterday hanging out with my friends for 9 hours. I went to Caribou with the girls and when we came back the guys put this on. I've never loved my church friends more.
I freaking love that uncle samoshite is literally all powered creature, but since he is dependent on "normal fun" his weaknessss is literally no branded coke and no balls to decline dance battle
I FUCKING LOVE those messages that change a lot when you make a small change to something. Like, the "IT'S TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN" changing to "IT'S ME HANDSOME" IS FUCKING PERFECT!!
Ay entonces este pusharon les ha bebido para asustar el monstruo entonces si él toma se va a convertir en el monstruo y lo va a revivir guau creo que así es😅
10:55 this is the best gag in the whole season the closet joke the stranger things reference and the ride on it even the horrible iconic scream makes it amazing
All Pillar chase stuff 2:20 - Chase theme 22:24 - Dance Off 1:57 - Kill sound 26:20 - Domain Enterance 26:20 - The Domain 6:33 - The Green One Skin 6:34 - Diamond Skin 9:01 - Using Domain Ability 9:05 - Intro Head Turn All I got
Jake this is one of the best internet series I have watched in a hot minute. All the references, from LOTR to Stranger Things, feel natural. The comedy is spot on and at times it is very suspenseful. All in all this was truly a great internet series and I am disappointed it has not gained enough attention. Keep up the great work Jake can't wait for season 2!
I am 21 years old and I can’t watch this in my room without the covers on. Uncle sampsonite is now the scariest being I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing. Slightly above the girl from the exorcist.
Born too late to explore the world. Born to early to explore the universe. Born just in time to watch the greatest story ever told. I am having fun with Uncle Samsonite.
Heres the lore so far: 2007: Two boys are greeted by a mysterious creature known as uncle samsonite. the boys kill samsonite, (or so they think) they think all is well. 2008: jake and a different friend lure out samsonite, but a new friend comes with him. scrunchychunks. scrunchychunks challenges uncle sam to a dance battle, and samsonite shoots scrunchy. 2016-2017: Jake and his father are once again greeted by the creature. sam takes jake, and his father tries to get him back. He finally gets him back with the help of two old friends. but all is not well...jakes dad fights sam and kills him. jakes dad comes back safely, but somewhere, somehow...samsonite still lurks...
I remember seeing this at like age 7-8 and it baffled me, hope this piece can get worked on in the future more, this is legit a cinematic masterpiece- especially when sir Bowen was brought in.
I appreciate your priorities. On the real, though, WWI and II are actually incredibly fascinating. I didn't come to appreciate this until a couple years ago when I listened to this: www.dancarlin.com/product/hardcore-history-50-blueprint-for-armageddon-i/
Watching this had a weird effect on me. My father would always play the song 'pony' when I was young, and to this day absolutely refuses to buy on-brand sodas due to their cost. I don't know about you guys, but this only heightened my experience.
I very much intend to do make that happen, yes, along with Samsonite plush dolls. It will probably have to wait until after the Season 2 finale, though.
16:52 "How did you know that?" "Because I'm you, were the same actor. That's why were always so separate and unmoving when we're in the same shot. So they can CGI us in together."
Well I just had a friend introduce me to this and I held off watching it for fear of, I don't know what even, but now that I have I can proudly say that I've truly witnessed art and the many things it offers!
All Uncle Samsonite voice lines and sound effects in pillar chase 2 Dance off ability: 1:33 Death sound effect: 1:56 Taking some one into your domain: 9:01 Uncle Samsonite Dance off music: 22:16 Old soundtrack: 23:45 Entering domain: 26:19
deaRest uncle samsonite, I have decided to show my frienDs this series. i have also shown this to my family mEmbers. thanks to me, those people have shown It to their friends too! and Those friends have shown to their friends and so on! i hope that i have made you proud! with love, SuperWeenieHut Jr's
Sometimes when a person does what they truly enjoy. We get beautiful creations like this. To me this series is proof that we were born within the correct timeline. Some of us might have been raised by the wrong parents, but this series was no mistake. Uncle Samsonite flew into our world with his offbrand soda jetpack & he jumped on it. He jumped on it for humanity. Uncle is offbrand. As soda is to samsonite. Thank you Jake Bowen. You've shivered my timbers like no other ❤
The low quality of uncle samsonite, and great quality of everything else is what makes him so terrifying. Makes it really feel like he's from some other realm
What I love the most about this is that if this guy tried, he could have made a legitimate horror movie. All the elements are there: the disorder, the great lighting, the music, the atmosphere. If this person wanted, they could have made a seriously good horror movie.
Yet instead, they basically made a full - length feature shitpost.
Good on you guys.
I'm humbled.
Austin Pearsall wrong
Evowill haha you mad
Bad "Horror movies" are all over youtube. this is way better.
Heh heh heh... This is funny
I officially declare this as a new genre called "Meme/Shitpost Horror"
No it is art
second of its kind after shrek
@@anastasialoveless677 Um, same thing?
This has been a genre for decades. Ash vs the evil dead? Zonbieland? Hell yeah.
Atomicwinter 31 the Evil Dead 2 was one of the first I think
I love how you keep such a strong allegiance to off brand soda to prevent a copy right strike. I love it.
My allegiance to off-brand is genuine. Copyright strikes do not factor into it.
youre my hero
Jake Bowen Mountain Dew??? No sorry in this house we drink Mountain Lightning
@@JakeBowenTV *Ginuwine
Lol you dont understand how copyright works do you? You dont get a copyright strike for showing trademarks...
Uncle Samsonite is actually genuinely terrifying.
I'm not kidding Jake I couldn't sleep the first time I saw this lmao
And its kinda just a shitpost.
Genuwine*
I couldn’t sleep last night, damn he got me good.
Or should you say Ginuwine-ly
7 years later and it still is a fucking masterpiece
Yeeeees...
2024 gang😂
Cum
Real
True 😂
It is an absolute crime that this series isn't more popular
Hopefully the perpetrator will be punished harshly.
Jake Bowen good ole uncle samsonite will show him is phat dance moves
200th like
Today is the day... the day it is recognized. For it was in my recommended. And with that, I assume everyone else’s
Im trying to spread the love
Honestly even Uncle Samsonite with "bad animation" style he was still terrifying
Mhm
The bad animation style makes it creepy because it looks unnatural
Actually true
I was thinking that as as well
Shut up
In all, I would have to say my favorite thing about this series is the lighting. The constant almost-black blue lighting really sets that atmosphere. It almost feels, sultry, yeah?
Why pay for TH-cam red when you can pay Jake for more Uncle Samsonite
Well, one reason would be because I don't have a Patreon set up yet.
Jake Bowen do it
I intend to eventually.
eventually
Jake Bowen does eventually mean now
I was at church yesterday hanging out with my friends for 9 hours. I went to Caribou with the girls and when we came back the guys put this on. I've never loved my church friends more.
Amen.
ironic
@@USER_S4V4NT why is it ironic lol
@@JakeBowenTVhey bro are you gonna make season three episode 3?
my friends: “why don’t you have netflix?”
me: “well you see, i don’t need netflix to keep me entertained, i have uncle samsonite.”
I'd pay to see this
It's insane how TH-cam is free
This is legit stranger things but better
This is an off-brand Stranger Things household.
@@TheFoxlyParody you shut your mouth, do not disrespect this masterpiece!
I freaking love that uncle samoshite is literally all powered creature, but since he is dependent on "normal fun" his weaknessss is literally no branded coke and no balls to decline dance battle
Lmao
samoshite 😭
Gotta love that Offbrand soda...
HIS SON WOULDN'T DRINK BRANDED SODA!!
@@That_Random_Usereven uncle samson won't drink DR M
“It’s time to have some fun” to “it’s me handsome” is a cool detail on the closet
Fr
Ikr
Yess
my dumbas didnt even notice that lmao
I didn’t want to say it but I luckily saw this
I'm going to play this in a movie theater some day
Raiju Zilla he loved your comment 😱
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Raiju Zilla p
Raiju Zilla are the tickets available for pre-order?
"mom this isn't endgame"
The fact that this series is so popular in 2024 and this was made in 2017😭
Ikr? The price of the off brand soda made me happy until I realized that this series is over 7 years old 😭
That’s what I’m saying
Damn they already made "IT chapter 3"
Nk j&j;hhhh I j jbe hehehehegeisbege it ju j uk
Rgl lani WHAT????
Mixed with stranger things
Nah, we,re at chapter 5 now
@@demigoddaedra4327 hahah
He searched "who is the guy who shut his door in my sons face?" Into google
Only real ones notice
Yes
@@unclesamsonite1524 OOH SHIT
@@unclesamsonite1524 stay back I got the gauntlet ready if you come near me
Omg! And all the results are purple, meaning he visited all of them recently
I know they’re meant to be father and son but I just see them as really good friends living with each other
The dad should have been older
Actually i thought there were brothers
Friends with benefits
Ay n0
You would think they were the same guy huh
3 minutes in, might be the best movie ever. if this does not win a Oscar, no idea what will
WHY ISNT THIS MORE POPULAR?!?!?!
If it was it would be tainted in normies
Keep our jewels hidden, we do.
It’s steadily gaining in the past few months.
Little did bro know
Little did you know.........
Now I can finally forcibly restrain my friends and show them art without having to deal with ads and shortcuts.
I too have found ads to be a nuisance while trying to forcibly restrain people.
@@JakeBowenTV real
This scared me for a second then I saw Uncle Samsonite twerking.
It was like a jumpscare. But uncle samsonite actually got some good moves 😏😩
Lolllllllll
@@altaccount8133 ikr
@@altaccount8133 2:20 There.. You might like this to... 22:37
Same lol
I FUCKING LOVE those messages that change a lot when you make a small change to something.
Like, the "IT'S TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN" changing to "IT'S ME HANDSOME" IS FUCKING PERFECT!!
It’s an honored tradition to come back and watch these series every year.
I watched it 4 yrs ago now I’m back
I’m at home for Christmas for the first time in almost a decade due to harsh weather. Guess what I’m watching while I bake tonight XD
Ay entonces este pusharon les ha bebido para asustar el monstruo entonces si él toma se va a convertir en el monstruo y lo va a revivir guau creo que así es😅
10:55 this is the best gag in the whole season the closet joke the stranger things reference and the ride on it even the horrible iconic scream makes it amazing
Thank you.
Ikr!
@@JakeBowenTV I love you
@@JakeBowenTVI also love you thank you for making this beautiful series
This scared me more then a actual horror movie
Sorry for the spoops.
Jake Bowen The spoops were awesome, it was honestly better then most horror films
I CAN NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
Septar Jr Than*
Your grammar scared me more than an actual horror movie
the PERFECT mix of scary and silly
Despite the fact that it’s literally funky dubstep, the intensity of his theme tune is still terrifying
Nice pfp, I love Celeste
This level of genius wont be appreciated for centuries.
uncle samsonite mad thicc
T H i cc
I’d let him feed on my soul while i ram that ass on a counter 😩💦🍆
*v e r y t h i c c*
400th like
Dummy thicc
All Pillar chase stuff
2:20 - Chase theme
22:24 - Dance Off
1:57 - Kill sound
26:20 - Domain Enterance
26:20 - The Domain
6:33 - The Green One Skin
6:34 - Diamond Skin
9:01 - Using Domain Ability
9:05 - Intro Head Turn
All I got
Jake this is one of the best internet series I have watched in a hot minute. All the references, from LOTR to Stranger Things, feel natural. The comedy is spot on and at times it is very suspenseful. All in all this was truly a great internet series and I am disappointed it has not gained enough attention. Keep up the great work Jake can't wait for season 2!
That is truly high praise, dear VioTic. Thank you very much. You're too kind.
Jake Bowen It is not a problem Jake. Although I appreciate taking he time out of your day/night to comment back!
VioTic a
Jake Bowen see if you can get ScrewAttack to do a deathbattle between Uncle Samsonite vs Slenderman
Hmm. Perhaps this could happen one day.
This is actually the greatest fan creation I've seen this year
I am 21 years old and I can’t watch this in my room without the covers on. Uncle sampsonite is now the scariest being I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing. Slightly above the girl from the exorcist.
I really can’t tell if this was true or not..
Lol I'm 20 and feel the same way 🤣
Coming back to this channel after half a decade! Time flies and they got a 2nd season, keep making art you beautiful soul
This is the best series on TH-cam.
You're too kind.
real
@@JakeBowenTVIt’s true twerk twerk twerk twerk ok this joke is outdated but somehow this show makes it funny still 😂
“This is a odd brand soda house hold” is a legendary quote
*off But yeah that line is amazing
tbh im glad they used a grown man instead of a kid for the kid. *Sometimes* grown men can be way more innocent looking than kids
Fr, most kids look bratty to me
I think they just couldn't find a kid who wouldn't get scared for life by the horrors of uncle samsonite
@@blondeboi2132 that's just stupid
I did watch this series before but I hope there's nothing suspicious about Uncle Samson and this series.
Born too late to explore the world.
Born to early to explore the universe.
Born just in time to watch the greatest story ever told.
I am having fun with Uncle Samsonite.
Samdonite: opens door reads it's me handsome
Me: wtf
Samsonite
Im scared
I will not ride it!
*hě wāńțś ýøū*
I spotted it
The dude who started dancing and blasted those guys backwards had me so dead
Fr 😂😂
His names steve lol
@@jdeloc thanks for saying that it's only been a year
And the dad desperately trying to put his glasses on 😭
Imagine this entire saga remastered in 4k cinema quality cg. That would be a fun time indeed.
Or an animated version.
Which I may be inspired to make.
fwoggypal please do so-
@@necrogeneticist Please do it
uncle samsonite doesn’t have the same effect when his model looks nice
@@luminous.iolite coming back to this honestly yeah the beauty is in the choppy cg, and i love it
6:17 I like he’s like “oh crap” then I like the part when he goes back to dancing😂😂😂😂😂
Heres the lore so far:
2007: Two boys are greeted by a mysterious creature known as uncle samsonite. the boys kill samsonite, (or so they think) they think all is well.
2008: jake and a different friend lure out samsonite, but a new friend comes with him. scrunchychunks. scrunchychunks challenges uncle sam to a dance battle, and samsonite shoots scrunchy.
2016-2017: Jake and his father are once again greeted by the creature. sam takes jake, and his father tries to get him back. He finally gets him back with the help of two old friends. but all is not well...jakes dad fights sam and kills him. jakes dad comes back safely, but somewhere, somehow...samsonite still lurks...
A good summary.
Jake Bowen thanks dad
The Comment General p
Darn interdimentional demons
i named my horse genuwine because of this
I would absolutely love to see a photo or some video of Ginuwine the horse.
I love it!
Blitzo
@@Sakiediaz the O is silent
Why add it in the first place? @@quantumationsgaming3387
This is my first time watching it. I made a great investment by clicking on this while I was on the toilet. My bowels have never been more empty
Now that is high praise.
Lmao I got halfway through it had to come back later to finish. I was pretty excited to watch lmao
1:04 I love how when uncle samsonite slides the door the text changes to " It's Me Handsome "
“Two Cheerios short of a complete breakfast” is probably one of the greatest lines I’ve heard in a long time.
You have excellent taste.
Jake Bowen thank you Mr. Bowen/ Mr.Dad
Im turning my house into an off brand soda household. Thank you for opening my eyes. Also I realized there is 666 comments.
They are gone
stranger things copied this perfectly, sue them
Spoopy Noopers I know right
Spoopy Noopers down to the music
Spoopy Noopers Actually creepy how close
Wow i just saw what u were talking about your so right they stole this.
Spoopy Noopers it says they wrote stranger things in 2016 and this came out in 2017
I remember seeing this at like age 7-8 and it baffled me, hope this piece can get worked on in the future more, this is legit a cinematic masterpiece- especially when sir Bowen was brought in.
WHEN HE DID THE STRANGER THINGS LIGHT THING I SCREAMED LMAOOOO
bad baby me too!! I loved this
bad baby get out of here.
No lmao 😂😝
i really have to study for a test right now but i will learn more from this than world war 2
I appreciate your priorities. On the real, though, WWI and II are actually incredibly fascinating. I didn't come to appreciate this until a couple years ago when I listened to this: www.dancarlin.com/product/hardcore-history-50-blueprint-for-armageddon-i/
i have to study for finals and I’m watching this instead
Watching this had a weird effect on me. My father would always play the song 'pony' when I was young, and to this day absolutely refuses to buy on-brand sodas due to their cost. I don't know about you guys, but this only heightened my experience.
Brother?
@@JakeBowenTV Son?
@@JakeBowenTV WOAH HOLD ON A MINUTE
@@Uncle_Hargle dad??
@@drowningchild5414 MOM?
I Sure Do Love Watching My Beloved Uncle For The 3rd Time In A Row! [Also Hai Jake!]
Can you make uncle samsonite's hat in the merchandise website?
I very much intend to do make that happen, yes, along with Samsonite plush dolls. It will probably have to wait until after the Season 2 finale, though.
Jake Bowen awesome!!! 😀
So we know Uncle Samsonite drains children’s souls, but WHAT does he do to drain them?
He makes them jump on it
R I D E I T
R-I-D-E I-T
twerk
s u c c
I am so confused whether Uncle Samsonite’s animation was on a budget or made that way on purpose
Both are true.
@@JakeBowenTV horrifyingly low budget
@@Kiryu_MG3 Idk man it's pretty good
23:27 bro got slapped so hard he came back to his senses
16:52 "How did you know that?"
"Because I'm you, were the same actor. That's why were always so separate and unmoving when we're in the same shot. So they can CGI us in together."
that’s not what cgi is, that would be compositing.
@@legitnub thank you, did not know the term
Mr dad talking to his persona so he can biuld up courage to fight that so called "friend"
Well I just had a friend introduce me to this and I held off watching it for fear of, I don't know what even, but now that I have I can proudly say that I've truly witnessed art and the many things it offers!
Welcome to the fold, friend.
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I like how my great grandad served in the war and im watching 2 grown men get possessed to ride it by a creepy uncle that lives in childrens bedrooms
spikes 012 They fought for our freedoms.
I love how hes just slightly worried while talking to jake but he breaks out into tears the moment he hears jakes drinking branded soda.
I'm gonna jump on it
#Jumponitforseasontwo
Shirogane's cosplay tits no time to talk , get the bootleg soda
LeanMeanMemeMachine MK1 Yes
Yus lol
Shirogane's cosplay tits J U M P O N I T
Look at 8:44 the Pm is 666
I have come once more dear Samsonite
Splendid.
Mr. Queasy plus.google.com/communities/114196847474156085384?iem=1
;-; *Bolts off* OH HELLLLL NOOOOO!
The shift from “its time to have some fun “ to “it’s me handsome” is so genius and well executed to the point where it’s genuinely off putting
i want this to be remade into a movie with a super high budget, but uncle samsonite still looks like that
this deserves so much more attention
Perhaps in time, dear Charlie Spiller.
Charlie Spiller totally
The thing that actually scares me is a shitpost
BEST.
HORROR.
MOVIE.
EVER.
You spelled ever wrong its pronounced
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Yup
All Uncle Samsonite voice lines and sound effects in pillar chase 2
Dance off ability: 1:33
Death sound effect: 1:56
Taking some one into your domain: 9:01
Uncle Samsonite Dance off music: 22:16
Old soundtrack: 23:45
Entering domain: 26:19
i'm glad pillar chase gave this amazing series a resurgence in popularity
i found this through that game and im very glad, this is hilarious
yeah
pillar chase sucks ass
@@sussychickengloopoh no, someone's coping that they loss
@@fly12hu655 pillar chase sucks ass. There is no objective other than survive a monster long past its peak popularity
This is Genuwine good content.
I see what you did there
Yeheah boah
Genuine*
*ginuwine
@@gabstery your dumb you miss the joke
Wooooooooosh
when steve started dancing everything just felt so much better like it felt like huge stress lifted off my shoulders
What kind of weird ahh abomiantion rabbithold of masterpiece did i stumble into bruh
Uncle Sam:*entered to somebody's house*
Ricardo Milos: *you picked the wrong house, fool*
Omg
No
It would be an epic clash
It would be a big battle, but uncle samsonite would come out victorious.
Who needs fun when you got uncle Samsonite
deaRest uncle samsonite,
I have decided to show my
frienDs this series. i have also shown this to my family mEmbers. thanks to me, those people have shown It to their friends too! and Those friends have shown to their friends and so on! i hope that i have made you proud!
with love,
SuperWeenieHut Jr's
So very proud, SuperWeenieHut Jr's. You have done well to spread the word. I hope others will follow your example.
Jake Bowen great content and great acting
SuperWeenieHut Jr's capital letters spell Ride it
Camrook :P ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The total number of hours varies, but all the episodes except for 9 and 10 were made in under a week.
“IM STEVE” 🗣️🔥🔥
This should be like a new Netflix series.
stranger things.
I KNOW RIGHT
25:00 - "The power of off-brand soda compels you!"
I literally went to the store and bought 27 bottles of off brand soda after this
Goood.
Bgi k cola
🅱️O🅱️A 🅱️OLA
Awesome
Boot beer
I still have nightmares dude of this
Uncle Samonite Must Be in SEASON 3 OF STRANGER THINGS
Jumplamp 007 it all adds up
He better
Maybe that's what jakes been working on
Jumplamp 007 just to let you know he didn’t
@Ebola Finger the first episode of season 3
Therapist: Uncle Samsonite is not real, he cant hurt you.
Uncle Samsonite: Its time to have some fun... 1:17
1:05 this part where he opens the closet door and the text becomes it’s me handsome is so genius
19:53 19:53 19:54 19:54 19:54 gyaat
@@YodaFastGuy-ef2rdyou need help
Fr it’s like seeing the number 11037 and flipping them around making it LEON
@@P0OFY727except this one was executed better (because it is not danganronpa)
It says “it’s me, handsome” 💀
Jump on it jump on it jump on it jump on it jump on it jump on it 💀
“It’s me, handsome” 1:05 oh good lord
He said samsonite
@@ahmeddasavage9869 read the door.
@@Jordan09087 Oh lol
funniest thing in a horror film ever 😂😂😂
This is great! Now I can show my parents why I'm no longer Catholic in one sitting. #Jumponitforseasontwo
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I genuinely laughed out loud at this
best lord of the rings movie ever.
Best edit ever
This is honestly my favorite series of anything on TH-cam
That is high praise. Thank you, Madar Uchiha.
Madara Uchiha 0o
Madara Uchiha p0
Madara Uchiha 0
Damn I used to worship nyarlethotep but uncle samsonite tips the crawling chaos any day
Welcome, brother.
Sometimes when a person does what they truly enjoy. We get beautiful creations like this. To me this series is proof that we were born within the correct timeline. Some of us might have been raised by the wrong parents, but this series was no mistake. Uncle Samsonite flew into our world with his offbrand soda jetpack & he jumped on it. He jumped on it for humanity. Uncle is offbrand. As soda is to samsonite. Thank you Jake Bowen. You've shivered my timbers like no other ❤
You are most welcome.
This is just straight up cinema bruv ✋🙂✋ (Not to mention it did change my taste of soda and now I drink normal soda!)
I'm buying off brand soda for now on
The low quality of uncle samsonite, and great quality of everything else is what makes him so terrifying. Makes it really feel like he's from some other realm
You know. This is actually a really good parody of modern horror
Uhh this was made 7 years ago bro
true
@@ZillaParty fr
@@ZillaPartycan still be counted as "modern" horror
This was 7 YEARS AGO AND ITS JUST MAKING A COMEBACK