Dude, you've never even heard of Braveheart? The warriors of Scotland would paint themselves blue before going into battle to intimidate the enemy. It's a proven historical fact. It's not racist; it's just a joke! Don't take it so seriously!
"Does this dress make my butt look fat?", "Uhhh". Wrong you thought for a nano second. Perfect answer for this one guys, "What was that honey? I didn't hear you."
I told someone, "No, your butt does a good enough job doing that on it's own; it don't need any help." Great thing about getting old... our filters burn out and we just don't care, anymore. =)
"Do you know your butt from a hole in the ground? Take all the time you need, son." "Yes, sir. I do know my butt from a hole in the ground. I know it like the back of my hand." Yesterday I watched an episode of CSI: NY, and one of the CSIs describes a criminal with the line, "He's five nuggets short of a happy meal." I don't recall the name of episode, but I think it was the season six finale episode.
I'm a fan of this FANtastic guy! You won't be seeing him on any of the LATE HATE SHOWS though ... too GOD FEARING! RIGHT? And for you isiots out there that try to turn stuff ... RIGHT IS RIGHT!
if you were in love with Jamie what are you doing with Kristi if you were in love with Kristi what are you doing with Lisa AINT NO WONDER YOUR SINGLE AND DIVORCE
Drop Netflix for their stand on same sex marriage, their stand against the second amendment finally the movies 🎥 lesbian, out about xxx movies. I watch Purflix straight up Christian family friendly movies.
If there's one thing Tim Hawkins doesn't need to worry about, it's becoming famous. "I slept like a log last night. I didn't know logs slept". Followed by goofy face and voice. That's on par with a joke my 5 year old niece would make up.
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I'm usually pretty apprehensive when it comes to watching Christian comedians,but this guy is genuinely funny and it's not offensive.
You are not just funny, but an amazing guitarist. Amazing in every way.
"You lose Charlie, you get nothing, good day!"
"It says I forgot her birthday again! Put the gun down. Get over here and look at this." lol
"They can take our money and they can eat our food, but they cannot take our FREEDOM!!!"
Gets me every time
Ian Wilson that joke to me honestly has a hint of racism to me bcuz he said him and his paint their faces blue and ride horses and yell freedom
Who's that offending anyway? The Smurfs?
Dude, you've never even heard of Braveheart? The warriors of Scotland would paint themselves blue before going into battle to intimidate the enemy. It's a proven historical fact. It's not racist; it's just a joke! Don't take it so seriously!
I've seen Braveheart ...good movie.
Good? That's an understatement!
We he said “ is that my butt” I spit all over my car trying to hold the laugh in!!😂
"Does this dress make my butt look fat?", "Uhhh". Wrong you thought for a nano second.
Perfect answer for this one guys, "What was that honey? I didn't hear you."
I told someone, "No, your butt does a good enough job doing that on it's own; it don't need any help." Great thing about getting old... our filters burn out and we just don't care, anymore. =)
Then your not listening to them.
"Do you know your butt from a hole in the ground? Take all the time you need, son."
"Yes, sir. I do know my butt from a hole in the ground. I know it like the back of my hand."
Yesterday I watched an episode of CSI: NY, and one of the CSIs describes a criminal with the line, "He's five nuggets short of a happy meal." I don't recall the name of episode, but I think it was the season six finale episode.
The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is DEAD!!!!
ROTFL!!!!!
My laziness may be tragic, but it may have saved lives
I'm sweating my bark off out here. I'm gonna sleep like a baby tonight.
"You're not in the Shire anymore Frodo!"
“They can take our money, they can eat our food, but they can’t take our FREEDOMMM” 🤣😂
6:55 He should have finished with "I SAID GOOD DAY!"
It's quiet, deadly, does not leave a mark, they don't remember it's awesome lol
it takes him two hours to watch 60 minutes hahahahahha
“You need to stop judging me CT. It’s quiet, doesn’t leave a mark, and they don’t remember it” You called?
I love the brave heart reference lol
I slept like a baby last night. Oh did you wake up screaming and wet your pants? what happened there? lol
The push pull point pow! :D
those 62 people didn't know their butt from a hole in the ground and couldn't handle the truth
I can't breathe. I can't breathe y'all.
never gets old!
"I know my butt when I see it."
Tim Hawkins cleans up well... 🤘
my dad says "they don't know their butt from a hole in the ground" literally all the time
R U from CT?!
The tazer joke & note joke were amazing! 🤣
"put the gun down.. get over here"
we say he couldn't find his butt if his hands were tied behind him
Well how else is he gonna point to the hole in the ground? 😂
Cute funny! We all need to laugh a little more! God Bless
Starry Hilder STARRY!!!!!!!!
I'm reading Grapes of Wrath and in one part, someone actually "he don't his butt from a hole in the ground."😂😂😂 I can't find where it was though...
Love all the references
This is comedic gold
I think u had sone extra caffeine before u did this one Tim....crazy man!😂
Or a couple Redbull‼️🤣
He was like this when I saw him live. Like Robin Williams or Howie Mandel, the force runs deep in this one.
Omgosh this man is hilarious! ! !
you're not in the Shire any more frodo.
Love him
19 people can't handle the truth.
The butt hole joke KILLS ME every single time
2:24
lol gotta love Tim :P
I miss you my friend. Love you always into Eternity paradise forever
Tim Hawkins could bomb and he'd be better than almost any other comic alive. Fantastic material, without the slander and PC bologna.
That's funny......Tim was channeling his Jack Nicholson character (Colonel Jessep in " A Few Good Men" 1992)......haaha. 😆🤣🤣
"FREEDOM!!!!!"
lol he is so funny
4:20 Hilarious!
your great
6:43 WILLY WONKA!!!!!
The whatever gun! 😂
Two people are digging holes in their backyards.
I'm a fan of this FANtastic guy! You won't be seeing him on any of the LATE HATE SHOWS though ... too GOD FEARING! RIGHT? And for you isiots out there that try to turn stuff ... RIGHT IS RIGHT!
Yes. I did hear that saying, "....butt from a hole in the ground," But I never knew it was a CONN. saying!!!!
Which is the video where he’s like “do you need a box?” xD
How many children you got ? 5 ? That's kind of sick
Every one of these jokes is older than this guy's grandparents.
Doubt his grandparents had Netflix.
But they 're still way better than yours are.
+Esperanza Martinez lol
i love the brave heart thing
this made my night
put the gun down get over here
newsflash were justa s scared as u are
"I can't sing...." Um... Tim, Christians aren't supposed to lie buddy....
Butt from a hole was awesome 😂😂😂😂😂
The comment count was 109 and it bothered me so just wrote this comment to make it 110. 🙃
😂😂😂 ty😂😂😂
those last 30 seconds, from YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH, to the end, what movies was he quoting
+Nick Baker thx
A few good men, I think
Lol...
4:56 I choked on my watermelon chunk.
2:04
Skip to the best part
We use a taser!!
I'm old fashioned I use love
kinda...
awesome funny clever
interesting -- in a very good way
4:20-4:33 had me dying!!!
We in CT use the word ASS.
don't tase me dude
Amen
Turn on subtitles at 6:00 hahahaha
2:03
Best joke
Is. What. Show. Tim
This guy is funny
i'am dizzy
Oh my Gosh i just died. Butt from a hole in the ground!
I know my butt when I see it 😂😂😂😂
2:04
I like self-rising flour!!! Martha White!
most likely a troll lol :3
Hahahahaha
if you were in love with Jamie what are you doing with Kristi if you were in love with Kristi what are you doing with Lisa AINT NO WONDER YOUR SINGLE AND DIVORCE
LOL!
hahahaha
lol
LOL
LOL LOL LOL XD XD XD XD LOL LOL XD XD XD
0:40
Who can mistake a hole in the ground for their own butt? Who has green hair growing out of their crack?!?
+DarkPegasus87 people who live in florida from the humidity.
What show is this from??
His own
lol....:-D:-D:-D
Drop Netflix for their stand on same sex marriage, their stand against the second amendment finally the movies 🎥 lesbian, out about xxx movies.
I watch Purflix straight up Christian family friendly movies.
If there's one thing Tim Hawkins doesn't need to worry about, it's becoming famous. "I slept like a log last night. I didn't know logs slept". Followed by goofy face and voice. That's on par with a joke my 5 year old niece would make up.
Your kid must be pretty witty. Lol. Good one
2:37
lol