One of your BEST comedy shows! I usually laugh or giggle at you humor but my side ached from laughing so hard this time!! Oh no the poor cat went to oh no poor Tim! Daddy you’re funny & yes Tim you are a laugh riot!!
@theosuguy trust me.. It is so hard to film while laughing, and the people in front of you will not sit still lol.. Next time, I'm taking a tripod to set my camera on :D
I have the Winnie the Pooh cook book!! And the 1st through 7th graders in my theatre group are doing Winnie the Pooh I'm not in it though cause I'm a freshmen I'm actually in fame
If you spend quality time with your children and eat a meal at home with your children it helps keep the communication open. You've only got one chance with your kids you can be out there making a ton of money but if your children are neglected and you come home and the kids are not home or the kids come home and you're not home time will pass very fast and you wish you had spent more time with them. I remember in the 70s there was a commercial on TV and it said parents where are your children? And about three months later it said the opposite children where are your parents? You got a big beautiful brand new home and you're paying it off you got a brand new car and you're paying it off what are you doing it at the expense of your family. The money can always come and go as you know the economy is changing. Where are your kids? And are they asking the question where's Dad where's Mom? From the time they are born into they leave home how much time a day would you spend with them and you add that up over the years what does that amount to? When they lay their head down at night at the time when they need you the most to say a prayer or tuck them in are you there for them. What type of person are you when they come to you with their problems do you over react if they tell you they smoked a joint. Do you get angry do you threaten to kick them out of the house or do you sit down with them and say you know son you know daughter I want to tell you I did that when I was younger I didn't do it for long but I know where you're coming from been there done that. How did it make you feel you know how it made me feel I'll tell you. I did that to my son when he was 17 I didn't flip out on him I didn't get angry I didn't swear I didn't yell I didn't make threats. He came to me and after he told me he toked up with a neighbour, I sort of laughed and I said so you tried it did you? And he says yeah Mom and I says so hard it make you feel? And he says I didn't like it I got so paranoid. And I laughed you know that happened to me to first time I did that I was thinking people were killing me walking down the street at night it was really scary and I said to myself I'm not going to do that again and he says well you know Mom I did it twice and I hate it and I said so so when was the second time you did and he says about 6 months ago and he says I think I made the mistake. And Isis we all make mistakes we all do crazy things when we're young and I understand your feelings I understand your curiosity I just hope you learned by this. And he says yeah I did I don't want to live my life like that I don't like my head all buzzed out I like to live a normal life without being high. And I says well at least you tried it now you know. lol It wasn't into he was about 30 that I told him I did a few hits of acid LOL I don't think they just 17 was a good time to tell him. He's a very successful man now and he's very talented. I spent a lot of quality time with him and I wasn't rich and I wasn't poor but I felt that it was more important to be there because he had no family I was just single parent and I knew that you would be successful in life the only Mountain money I could give him was 5 grand towards his college. Perhaps that wasn't very much but he went on and made his own money and made a success of it but my advice is just be there for your kids
I saw Tim years ago live and came out red eyed from crying, out of breath and sore stomach muscles from laughing so hard.
Tim Hawkins is a truly gifted comedian.
One of your BEST comedy shows! I usually laugh or giggle at you humor but my side ached from laughing so hard this time!! Oh no the poor cat went to oh no poor Tim! Daddy you’re funny & yes Tim you are a laugh riot!!
Guys, I'm addicted to these videos...
Meeee toooo
I got this watch and it says it's good up to 150 feet underwater. Ya'll if I'm ever 150 feet underwater, it's not going to be by choice.
Jenna Baylis Something horrible has happened!
My watch said it was good for 50 meters, and it broke in a pool 9ft deep.
Jenna Baylis mine says 200m under water
It is 2am in the morning I should be sleeping instead I'm dying trying not to laugh so loud
Family Missions its 2am and im doing the same thing
Family Missions "Ready or not, I'm hyperventilating" truly has my neck and collarbone hurting keeping in my laughs!
1:45 here👍
Saaame! 😂
sooo funny!! wish i could see him do some standup live!
"Cooking with poo", still gets me!!! I love how he's so grim when he tells about it😂😂😂😂
COOKING WITH POOH I ALMOST DIED
Tim acts so grim when he tells about it 😂😂😂😂
Later on he talks about another book: "Pooh is Stuck" or something similar. 🤣
I will never think of Winnie the Pooh the same way ever again...
Holy Cow, I laughed so hard, hacked up a
lung. Lol...sigh
"Ready or not I'm hyperventilating!" hahaha
contemporary worship instrumental
Thanks for uploading these! ❤
Did anyone notice the Johnny cash shirt
Just now after reading your comment 😀
"You should've called that the welt- maker, then daddy would've said 'no'"!!! Love Tim Hawkins!!
Aleah Sprague Reminds of Brian Regan with his softball joke. "They call it softball to make it sound like it's harmless!"
OK! The bracelet thing is so true I have one and I'm terrified to take it off!
@theosuguy trust me.. It is so hard to film while laughing, and the people in front of you will not sit still lol.. Next time, I'm taking a tripod to set my camera on :D
Mom leave me alone gosh! Haha!!!
Oh, wow. I'm crying here! :D
I love the girl that's laughing! She keeps going Woo! Lol she sounds like me!
This guy is hilarious Good Humor good clean humour
..I'll get the sticky wound covers....
Daddy I'm gonna throw cat on you....
Always enjoy Tim Hawkins
I'm in study hall trying to be quit but I can't stop laughing I have to bite my lip and round but I'm still laughing haha lmao!!!!😆
Really hard to watch because the videos so shaky it's making me dizzy but I love this guy he's so hilarious!
The lady snorting made me laugh.
We did cars coming...lol...we thought we made it up too...lol
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Love this one!!!
Ready or not I'm Hyperventilating. Lol.
omg my brother and i used to play "cars coming" when we were young....lmao
Whole new meaning to the Winnie the Pooh cookie cutters that came with that book when my kids were little...Thanks Tim! LOL!!!
"I'm sure those aren't Tollhouse Morsels!" XD
That is soo funny! xD Hahahaha Cooking with pooh! And making chocolate chip cookies lol
"that is a lie from satan" haha i luv tim
The title of the book: Cooking with Pooh! And he's making chocolate chip cookies! Pretty sure they aren't Toll House Morsels!
sticky wound covers, that was the BEST THING EVER!
yes it is i love airsoft
I love him way too much xD
ComeToTheEdgeWithMe he's inline with mark lawry just a bit more laid back lol
"ready or not Im hyperventalating!" HILARIOUS
Car's comin' lol
He's wearing a Johnny Cash shirt
Face it tim, they are trying to kill you. lol
Good Job Tim Hawkins
"Happy Father's Day fatso!" Lol!
cooking with pooh was the funniest part its hard to stop laughing
hes out of control
Ready or not I'm hyperventilating!!!!!! BEST THING EVER I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Tim - don't drink and do drugs, just look like you do ~
I like cats too
cooking with pooh. i died
Cooking with pooh and he’s making cookies with chocolate chips
Had to park the car so I could roll out on the ground funny
Should have called that the welt maker XD
"ready or not i'm hyper-ventalating!!"
SO FUNNY!!!!!!,,
the welt maker, lol
ITS A MAGIKARP!!!!
Cooking with Pooh LOLOLOLOL
cooking with Pooh! hilarious!
I'm NEVER eating chocolate chip cookies ever again!!!
Jk :-P
I have the Winnie the Pooh cook book!! And the 1st through 7th graders in my theatre group are doing Winnie the Pooh I'm not in it though cause I'm a freshmen I'm actually in fame
If you spend quality time with your children and eat a meal at home with your children it helps keep the communication open. You've only got one chance with your kids you can be out there making a ton of money but if your children are neglected and you come home and the kids are not home or the kids come home and you're not home time will pass very fast and you wish you had spent more time with them. I remember in the 70s there was a commercial on TV and it said parents where are your children? And about three months later it said the opposite children where are your parents?
You got a big beautiful brand new home and you're paying it off you got a brand new car and you're paying it off what are you doing it at the expense of your family. The money can always come and go as you know the economy is changing. Where are your kids? And are they asking the question where's Dad where's Mom? From the time they are born into they leave home how much time a day would you spend with them and you add that up over the years what does that amount to? When they lay their head down at night at the time when they need you the most to say a prayer or tuck them in are you there for them. What type of person are you when they come to you with their problems do you over react if they tell you they smoked a joint. Do you get angry do you threaten to kick them out of the house or do you sit down with them and say you know son you know daughter I want to tell you I did that when I was younger I didn't do it for long but I know where you're coming from been there done that. How did it make you feel you know how it made me feel I'll tell you. I did that to my son when he was 17 I didn't flip out on him I didn't get angry I didn't swear I didn't yell I didn't make threats. He came to me and after he told me he toked up with a neighbour, I sort of laughed and I said so you tried it did you? And he says yeah Mom and I says so hard it make you feel? And he says I didn't like it I got so paranoid. And I laughed you know that happened to me to first time I did that I was thinking people were killing me walking down the street at night it was really scary and I said to myself I'm not going to do that again and he says well you know Mom I did it twice and I hate it and I said so so when was the second time you did and he says about 6 months ago and he says I think I made the mistake. And Isis we all make mistakes we all do crazy things when we're young and I understand your feelings I understand your curiosity I just hope you learned by this. And he says yeah I did I don't want to live my life like that I don't like my head all buzzed out I like to live a normal life without being high. And I says well at least you tried it now you know. lol
It wasn't into he was about 30 that I told him I did a few hits of acid LOL I don't think they just 17 was a good time to tell him. He's a very successful man now and he's very talented. I spent a lot of quality time with him and I wasn't rich and I wasn't poor but I felt that it was more important to be there because he had no family I was just single parent and I knew that you would be successful in life the only Mountain money I could give him was 5 grand towards his college. Perhaps that wasn't very much but he went on and made his own money and made a success of it but my advice is just be there for your kids
Cooking with pooh lol!!!
COOKING WITH POOH!!1111 LOL THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cooking with Pooh... In your pants! Nerdfighters help me out here.
Pooh making cookies...... Uh oh lol
Cooking with pooh
nothin airy or soft about that son!
man, his sons are brutal!
He has a daughter too, but I’m guessing she wasn’t born yet when this video was filmed.
I don't think those are toll house morsels winnie the sicko! LOL!
Airsoft is so much fun
It's awesome
Yeah it is!!! But I still have actual scars from them from half a year ago....
thats like my brother and my dad!Did that hurt??
he looks like hyde of of that 70's show
I love winnie the pooh!!
my friends dad shot me in the ass with a sling-shot using an air soft pellet, left a welt the size of my thumb-nail for an hour and a half
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mom leave me alone
😂
those aren't tollhouse morsels ya sicko
XD
Lol
5:08 was that you?
LOL1000000000000000000000x's LOL
Cat= Scalpel Toed Psycho!
Lol cooking with poo
There was no kid jokes
that guy that keeps saying aw man is so annoying...
he looks like a funny jesus
Lltll
If you can't hold it steady, get a try-pod!