Tim Hawkins Kids Jokes

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  • @ritaprice1715
    @ritaprice1715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I saw Tim years ago live and came out red eyed from crying, out of breath and sore stomach muscles from laughing so hard.

  • @cutegirl9635
    @cutegirl9635 11 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Tim Hawkins is a truly gifted comedian.

  • @jankreps5115
    @jankreps5115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of your BEST comedy shows! I usually laugh or giggle at you humor but my side ached from laughing so hard this time!! Oh no the poor cat went to oh no poor Tim! Daddy you’re funny & yes Tim you are a laugh riot!!

  • @ryeallison7544
    @ryeallison7544 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Guys, I'm addicted to these videos...

    • @Xassaw
      @Xassaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meeee toooo

  • @Jazzyjen1997
    @Jazzyjen1997 10 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I got this watch and it says it's good up to 150 feet underwater. Ya'll if I'm ever 150 feet underwater, it's not going to be by choice.

    • @TylerRubeum
      @TylerRubeum 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jenna Baylis Something horrible has happened!

    • @D3.1415-r
      @D3.1415-r 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My watch said it was good for 50 meters, and it broke in a pool 9ft deep.

    • @barabrarowe2229
      @barabrarowe2229 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jenna Baylis mine says 200m under water

  • @princessadpop23498
    @princessadpop23498 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    It is 2am in the morning I should be sleeping instead I'm dying trying not to laugh so loud

    • @Musa_Kuubori
      @Musa_Kuubori 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Family Missions its 2am and im doing the same thing

    • @stonemedia8901
      @stonemedia8901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Family Missions "Ready or not, I'm hyperventilating" truly has my neck and collarbone hurting keeping in my laughs!

    • @kyleb.7721
      @kyleb.7721 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      1:45 here👍

    • @brasondenton401
      @brasondenton401 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saaame! 😂

  • @tangoshoot57
    @tangoshoot57 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    sooo funny!! wish i could see him do some standup live!

  • @thepurplehawk4907
    @thepurplehawk4907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Cooking with poo", still gets me!!! I love how he's so grim when he tells about it😂😂😂😂

  • @christiannorton9400
    @christiannorton9400 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    COOKING WITH POOH I ALMOST DIED

    • @thepurplehawk4907
      @thepurplehawk4907 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tim acts so grim when he tells about it 😂😂😂😂

    • @jekku4688
      @jekku4688 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Later on he talks about another book: "Pooh is Stuck" or something similar. 🤣

  • @ToxicFoxTutorials
    @ToxicFoxTutorials 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I will never think of Winnie the Pooh the same way ever again...

  • @Xassaw
    @Xassaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Holy Cow, I laughed so hard, hacked up a
    lung. Lol...sigh

  • @sierraroberts4571
    @sierraroberts4571 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Ready or not I'm hyperventilating!" hahaha

  • @ruthrichardson9717
    @ruthrichardson9717 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for uploading these! ❤

  • @kylermashburn8329
    @kylermashburn8329 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Did anyone notice the Johnny cash shirt

  • @MagnetMagicGirl
    @MagnetMagicGirl 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You should've called that the welt- maker, then daddy would've said 'no'"!!! Love Tim Hawkins!!

    • @stonemedia8901
      @stonemedia8901 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aleah Sprague Reminds of Brian Regan with his softball joke. "They call it softball to make it sound like it's harmless!"

  • @millettecarter9254
    @millettecarter9254 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OK! The bracelet thing is so true I have one and I'm terrified to take it off!

  • @Relayna
    @Relayna  13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    @theosuguy trust me.. It is so hard to film while laughing, and the people in front of you will not sit still lol.. Next time, I'm taking a tripod to set my camera on :D

  • @Cloemarree
    @Cloemarree 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mom leave me alone gosh! Haha!!!

  • @News2urearsBlogspot
    @News2urearsBlogspot 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh, wow. I'm crying here! :D

  • @Caitlinelizabeth29
    @Caitlinelizabeth29 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love the girl that's laughing! She keeps going Woo! Lol she sounds like me!

  • @BL-rb7jm
    @BL-rb7jm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy is hilarious Good Humor good clean humour

  • @marielyalicea6954
    @marielyalicea6954 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    ..I'll get the sticky wound covers....

  • @reaganlane2027
    @reaganlane2027 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Daddy I'm gonna throw cat on you....

  • @Rerdeleon0810
    @Rerdeleon0810 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always enjoy Tim Hawkins

  • @loke3181
    @loke3181 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm in study hall trying to be quit but I can't stop laughing I have to bite my lip and round but I'm still laughing haha lmao!!!!😆

  • @autumnakins7640
    @autumnakins7640 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really hard to watch because the videos so shaky it's making me dizzy but I love this guy he's so hilarious!

  • @cdobanana
    @cdobanana 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The lady snorting made me laugh.

  • @77EmmieLou
    @77EmmieLou 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We did cars coming...lol...we thought we made it up too...lol
    .

  • @sarah.grace.reinertsen
    @sarah.grace.reinertsen 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this one!!!

  • @emilyjeffords2345
    @emilyjeffords2345 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ready or not I'm Hyperventilating. Lol.

  • @richardgaspard7917
    @richardgaspard7917 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    omg my brother and i used to play "cars coming" when we were young....lmao

  • @dianemadsen3201
    @dianemadsen3201 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whole new meaning to the Winnie the Pooh cookie cutters that came with that book when my kids were little...Thanks Tim! LOL!!!

  • @saramacmillan5364
    @saramacmillan5364 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm sure those aren't Tollhouse Morsels!" XD

  • @lydiacavero2437
    @lydiacavero2437 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That is soo funny! xD Hahahaha Cooking with pooh! And making chocolate chip cookies lol

  • @mykatsuki
    @mykatsuki 13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "that is a lie from satan" haha i luv tim

  • @DanielBennett1010
    @DanielBennett1010 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The title of the book: Cooking with Pooh! And he's making chocolate chip cookies! Pretty sure they aren't Toll House Morsels!

  • @rascalflatts1fan1997
    @rascalflatts1fan1997 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    sticky wound covers, that was the BEST THING EVER!

  • @jasonperkins31
    @jasonperkins31 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    yes it is i love airsoft

  • @maggietighe24
    @maggietighe24 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love him way too much xD

    • @redrum8232
      @redrum8232 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ComeToTheEdgeWithMe he's inline with mark lawry just a bit more laid back lol

  • @DawgTagg1
    @DawgTagg1 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "ready or not Im hyperventalating!" HILARIOUS

  • @XoXoJustNikkiXoXo
    @XoXoJustNikkiXoXo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Car's comin' lol

  • @jeremiahrogersGuitar
    @jeremiahrogersGuitar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's wearing a Johnny Cash shirt

  • @carlpostuma1469
    @carlpostuma1469 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Face it tim, they are trying to kill you. lol

  • @joykrismanits300
    @joykrismanits300 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good Job Tim Hawkins

  • @kathleen2091
    @kathleen2091 11 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Happy Father's Day fatso!" Lol!

  • @r3ckless898
    @r3ckless898 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    cooking with pooh was the funniest part its hard to stop laughing

  • @jiffy973
    @jiffy973 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    hes out of control

  • @kitkatnerdighter
    @kitkatnerdighter 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ready or not I'm hyperventilating!!!!!! BEST THING EVER I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

  • @theothertroll
    @theothertroll 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tim - don't drink and do drugs, just look like you do ~

  • @blueskies3752
    @blueskies3752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like cats too

  • @rileylovesbedcover
    @rileylovesbedcover 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    cooking with pooh. i died

  • @bzrkr1202
    @bzrkr1202 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cooking with pooh and he’s making cookies with chocolate chips

  • @albertbricker2614
    @albertbricker2614 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Had to park the car so I could roll out on the ground funny

  • @trace517000
    @trace517000 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Should have called that the welt maker XD

  • @joeyhodgeman
    @joeyhodgeman 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "ready or not i'm hyper-ventalating!!"

  • @TheBusbys1
    @TheBusbys1 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    SO FUNNY!!!!!!,,

  • @astrosntexans
    @astrosntexans 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    the welt maker, lol

  • @panikdattheprom4812
    @panikdattheprom4812 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ITS A MAGIKARP!!!!

  • @NinjaJelli
    @NinjaJelli 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cooking with Pooh LOLOLOLOL

  • @sherylblake9242
    @sherylblake9242 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    cooking with Pooh! hilarious!

  • @pinkle0921
    @pinkle0921 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm NEVER eating chocolate chip cookies ever again!!!

  • @kimberlypouzar9793
    @kimberlypouzar9793 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have the Winnie the Pooh cook book!! And the 1st through 7th graders in my theatre group are doing Winnie the Pooh I'm not in it though cause I'm a freshmen I'm actually in fame

  • @BL-rb7jm
    @BL-rb7jm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you spend quality time with your children and eat a meal at home with your children it helps keep the communication open. You've only got one chance with your kids you can be out there making a ton of money but if your children are neglected and you come home and the kids are not home or the kids come home and you're not home time will pass very fast and you wish you had spent more time with them. I remember in the 70s there was a commercial on TV and it said parents where are your children? And about three months later it said the opposite children where are your parents?
    You got a big beautiful brand new home and you're paying it off you got a brand new car and you're paying it off what are you doing it at the expense of your family. The money can always come and go as you know the economy is changing. Where are your kids? And are they asking the question where's Dad where's Mom? From the time they are born into they leave home how much time a day would you spend with them and you add that up over the years what does that amount to? When they lay their head down at night at the time when they need you the most to say a prayer or tuck them in are you there for them. What type of person are you when they come to you with their problems do you over react if they tell you they smoked a joint. Do you get angry do you threaten to kick them out of the house or do you sit down with them and say you know son you know daughter I want to tell you I did that when I was younger I didn't do it for long but I know where you're coming from been there done that. How did it make you feel you know how it made me feel I'll tell you. I did that to my son when he was 17 I didn't flip out on him I didn't get angry I didn't swear I didn't yell I didn't make threats. He came to me and after he told me he toked up with a neighbour, I sort of laughed and I said so you tried it did you? And he says yeah Mom and I says so hard it make you feel? And he says I didn't like it I got so paranoid. And I laughed you know that happened to me to first time I did that I was thinking people were killing me walking down the street at night it was really scary and I said to myself I'm not going to do that again and he says well you know Mom I did it twice and I hate it and I said so so when was the second time you did and he says about 6 months ago and he says I think I made the mistake. And Isis we all make mistakes we all do crazy things when we're young and I understand your feelings I understand your curiosity I just hope you learned by this. And he says yeah I did I don't want to live my life like that I don't like my head all buzzed out I like to live a normal life without being high. And I says well at least you tried it now you know. lol
    It wasn't into he was about 30 that I told him I did a few hits of acid LOL I don't think they just 17 was a good time to tell him. He's a very successful man now and he's very talented. I spent a lot of quality time with him and I wasn't rich and I wasn't poor but I felt that it was more important to be there because he had no family I was just single parent and I knew that you would be successful in life the only Mountain money I could give him was 5 grand towards his college. Perhaps that wasn't very much but he went on and made his own money and made a success of it but my advice is just be there for your kids

  • @gatorhator24
    @gatorhator24 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cooking with pooh lol!!!

  • @bobolovesoze
    @bobolovesoze 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    COOKING WITH POOH!!1111 LOL THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @JamesLewis98
    @JamesLewis98 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cooking with Pooh... In your pants! Nerdfighters help me out here.

  • @meowjadecat4097
    @meowjadecat4097 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pooh making cookies...... Uh oh lol

  • @kyliesleigh162
    @kyliesleigh162 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cooking with pooh

  • @TooTurte
    @TooTurte 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    nothin airy or soft about that son!

  • @TooTurte
    @TooTurte 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    man, his sons are brutal!

    • @bethanyheyde805
      @bethanyheyde805 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has a daughter too, but I’m guessing she wasn’t born yet when this video was filmed.

  • @DarciAStewart01
    @DarciAStewart01 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't think those are toll house morsels winnie the sicko! LOL!

  • @MusketMan1997
    @MusketMan1997 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Airsoft is so much fun

    • @brookeoverton9084
      @brookeoverton9084 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's awesome

    • @thepurplehawk4907
      @thepurplehawk4907 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it is!!! But I still have actual scars from them from half a year ago....

  • @Cloemarree
    @Cloemarree 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    thats like my brother and my dad!Did that hurt??

  • @GoodyChild7
    @GoodyChild7 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    he looks like hyde of of that 70's show

  • @Volleyball1721
    @Volleyball1721 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love winnie the pooh!!

  • @OmegaZebraTree
    @OmegaZebraTree 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    my friends dad shot me in the ass with a sling-shot using an air soft pellet, left a welt the size of my thumb-nail for an hour and a half

  • @danielcook6028
    @danielcook6028 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @bobhangman4131
    @bobhangman4131 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mom leave me alone

  • @tanyaoleary1135
    @tanyaoleary1135 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂

  • @lukeknodel471
    @lukeknodel471 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    those aren't tollhouse morsels ya sicko

  • @SylviaSkywalker
    @SylviaSkywalker 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    XD

  • @bobhangman4131
    @bobhangman4131 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol

  • @killerfox291
    @killerfox291 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:08 was that you?

  • @GoodyChild7
    @GoodyChild7 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL1000000000000000000000x's LOL

  • @SeanVplayer
    @SeanVplayer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cat= Scalpel Toed Psycho!

  • @dudeguy927
    @dudeguy927 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol cooking with poo

  • @bootzi458
    @bootzi458 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    There was no kid jokes

  • @theeaterofpie
    @theeaterofpie 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    that guy that keeps saying aw man is so annoying...

  • @mcmjlm
    @mcmjlm 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    he looks like a funny jesus

  • @fxmama
    @fxmama 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lltll

  • @nicocancilla8386
    @nicocancilla8386 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you can't hold it steady, get a try-pod!