Ruan sounds like a great guy. He went above and beyond to mske the building a better place, as much as he could before he got the promotion he deserved. The moment OP said that he bought fresh flowers out of his pocket to make the lobby look nice, I was hoping he'd get the recognition he deserved. I'm so happy for him.
I was a bit worried that the manage would hear about it, and say, "You made me look bad, by comparison," and fire him. But thank God that COO had such good sense! Too many people DO punish their underlings for doing too well, because "You made me look bad by comparison," and actually blaming the person for doing well, rather than themselves, for doing such a poor job. They'd rather EVERYONE do as badly as they do, and the whole place fall to pieces, than that anyone "make me look bad," by actually doing their own job, let alone doing ALL of them. Ruan is a Rock Star!
I was hoping the Karen in the first story would get her karma at the end of the story; poor OP. At least the person in the comments had the right idea to throw the geezer's keys into the parking. I hope Ruan continues to have good fortune. It sounds like he deserves it.
Yeah, from janitor to building manager out of pride for a doing the job right, Ruan earned that new job and the previous manager was a complete idiot for think he could just ghost the new owners. I used to work for an Eddie, basically he did nothing but sit on his ass surfing pornography and social media (both massive violations of company policy, seeing how I was a guy also and figured I would get a kick out of it, he show me some of the pornography, I learned what a Alabama Hot Pocket was thanks to him, do not and I mean never Google that term unless you have a strong stomach, I fricking hate that guy) all the while getting the assistant manager to do all his work under threat of firing her. But things went a little differently. My Eddie, had a review the day he came back from holiday, he came in and it quickly became clear he knew nothing about the state of our operations, he couldn't even say what had been done in the past year, but the assistant manager did. His ass got fired, upper management started digging and were appalled by want they found from IT, you know that joke from the last season of How I Met Your Mother? About how Barney's job is just to sign documents? Well this ass was basically doing that, except he wasn't a patsy, just lazy. My assistant manager became my manager and the work place became much better, one of my work buddies became her assistant manager, and we could finally get stuff done. She was way more chill as well, we didn't have to rigidly be there 9 to 5 any more, come in 30 minutes late, leave 30 minutes later if you still had work. Finish your work early? Well go home, you'll get paid for the day. Work overtime? Salaried workers will get time off and hourly workers would get paid. Morale shot up like it was strapped to the side of a rocket. Edit: Spelling and Missed words out.
@@chaosreaver3597 Man, reading an Eddie getting what his ass deserved is really satisfying. And hearing that your assistant manager got promoted is deserved!
@@lyyyks5652 I glad she did, she starting talking about not renewing her contract before that moron got himself fired, can't blame her, she was basically doing two people's work for no extra pay and was the only person keeping that useless manager away from the rest of us so we could get something work shaped done. The Eddie we had considered himself a "lad" (kind of hard to keep concise, but it's a British slang term used to describe a young man [but not a child] whose main goals are drinking, playing games [any type, could be sport or videogames], having sex and doing soft drugs [he didn't do that at "work" except the pornography thing], you know a dick), he had a small group of cronies who liked that about him and were almost as useless as him. They would arrive late and leave early, and put the bare amount of effort in to their work and made mistakes all the time. I lost track of the numbers of time I had to redo orders and invoices, it was a quiet policy the assistant manager brought in that if we saw a completion order with their signature to double check it, 1 out every 10 was wrong, so not as useless as the manager but still a headache because he wouldn't do anything about them because they were his drinking buddies. Worst part, while it never hit open sexual harassment (about a year before I started, the company was successful sued for it, so there was a crackdown), these knuckle-heads bothered our female co-workers, I didn't even need the assistance manager to tell me to warn any new girls to go straight to HR and not the Eddie if they felt uncomfortable with anything they said or did. Because the jackass, "surprise", wouldn't do anything. Fortunately, when the assistant manager took over most of those idiots were gone in six months, because, "shock and horror", they were expected to work but not just work but competently. One changed his behaviour because he couldn't afford to lose his job (actually, of the cronies, he was the only one I had any sympathy for, he started sucking up to the old manager because he lost his father to a driving accident, his mother took it very hard and could barely look after herself, so it was on this guy to earn money and look after his kid sister. He knew he could pop out early or come in late if the Eddie liked him, the new manager changed his work schedule when he explained. She arranged for him to come in 30 minutes late and leave 30 early and do a half-day on Saturday to catch up the paperwork and process orders, the new manager rocked).
Sometimes, rarely, but sometimes, the upper management really screws up and hires someone who is actually competent and knows and loves the job. Unusual, but it does happen occasionally.
That first Karen would probably visit a funeral, talk to someone in a smoking, because she doesn't like the buffet and wants them to make her something real quick.
Wait a minute here, dude either thought that Rite Aid had valet services or was trying to impress the cashier (ends up looking like a douche instead) I honestly can’t imagine what else could’ve been going through that tiny little mind.
Yeah what kind of moron would assume that a random drug store has valet parking? Did he see a booth or something? Was the kid wearing a uniform or a shirt that said "valet" on it? Damn, man what an idiot.
I gotta say, my gut reaction to this first story: When the woman went to shove her keys in my hand and told me to get her car. I would have went to get it and drove right on home with it. She just gave me a free car, and I'm super appreciative of it!
This was my first reaction too, then realized what could happen to OP when the Karen calls the police to say a young black man stole her car in a country where black people can be shot by police simply because the cops get the address wrong.
I appreciate the sentiment, but Grand Theft Auto is no joke. Even just taking it on a joyride would be a crime, and SHE would no doubt prosecute. Tossing the keys, on the other hand, is within his rights. Tossing the keys into the bed of a passing truck, BONUS!
@@AuntLoopy123 I mean, "check the security cameras! She literally handed me the keys! I tried to give them back to her, I wanted to, but she insisted I take them! She was giving me the car officer, and I have video proof of it."
The best way to not get that hidden group collected luggie in your food that gets mixed into invisibility by the entire staff working that day. Don't piss off staff -especially those who handle your food.
I used to think, "Why do people get so upset at 'being treated like a servant' when they are literally in a service position?" Then, I saw a documentary about the life of a servant in an Edwardian household, and said, "Oh." Meanwhile, I have been in a position of treating someone in a service position like... The way I'd want to be treated in that situation. Dang! Yes! Respect and gratitude! Just because they're being paid doesn't mean you can't be thankful. After all, they could refuse the money and the work, and leave you stuck with it. When my late sister had her helper, we were ALL so grateful! And when the helper was not allowed to enter the home, due to Covid, we were devastated. It was hell. We're all disabled, and NEEDED the help, even if the help was only helping her, because that way, we other disabled people didn't have to torture ourselves, trying to do a job that required an able body. And when the Covid thing passed, and she could have a helper again, we were SO GRATEFUL! Did you know that in Edwardian households, the servants were supposed to either not be seen, at all, or if they were caught out, maybe they were dusting a room when a "person" entered it, they had to stand absolutely still, facing the wall, and pretend not to be there, so that they could be properly ignored?! What the heck?! Yes! ALWAYS treat people in a service job with the same respect and gratitude you would want to be shown, yourself. Because they do deserve it! And the crappier the job, the more they deserve respect and gratitude for doing it! Some people have this idea that "They're doing an awful, crappy (sometimes literally) job, so they deserve to be treated like crap, since they are dealing with crap." NOOOOOO! They deserve MORE respect and gratitude for doing the stuff that the vast majority of people are not willing to do, because it IS crap! They have the mental and emotional fortitude to deal with crap, with equanimity, while the people looking down on them would MELT with horror and shame, if they ever had to do that same job. Respect garbage handlers and sewer workers! They do it, so you don't have to! And yeah, I see now, why people in service don't want to be called, "Servants," because even though the word is correct, it comes with so much baggage and "Don't let them be seen," and "Don't treat them like people," and "Look down upon them, if you acknowledge them at all," history. UGH!
@@AuntLoopy123 If you had to watch a Documentary to understand treating someone with respect and decency like a normal human being; I'd say you are fairly out of touch with the rest of the world. Coming from someone who supposedly comes from a house of disabled people; you would think that concept was already instilled into you; but a Documentary had to teach you...
The funny thing is black people can say it, and not get into trouble, but a white person says it. God help them then. If he wasn't a decent black person, then the story wouldn't be on Reddit. No. It would've been on the news.
@@nightdrivenen7909 as TuPac Shakur said “N*****s was the ones on the rope, hanging off the thing. Niggas is the ones with gold ropes,hanging out at clubs.” Nigga is the slang term that the black community uses, and it totally different then the original derogatory term.
Those first 2 stories... omg. I mean, besides the lady being a racist pos... who hands their car keys to a total stranger unless you know for sure they are valet. Do you want your car to get stolen cause thats how you get your car stolen.
You have to make it official for the security cameras though. Ask "are you giving me your car?" in a nonplussed tone. They'll probably just wave you away, and then you take their car
@@kranberry3318 Where a Fast Balls tend to clock at 90mph ....So yes. I perfectly do know about MLB....Why would you think I didn't? Because I used their allusion to Pitchers in context of the keys being beamed into the sewer?
My 10 year old has started telling me to put your podcast on when we’re in the car and we actually had a really good talk about racism because of one your stories. You’re doing good stuff here.
I had the karen valet experience before, but it was for on the way in she litterally threw them at me cause I happen to be walking by the valet stand, I was wearing baggy jean's and a oversized hoodie, no where near valet uniform, I drove there Audi half way accross toronto, parked in a handicap spot at a subway station, and went home no regrets I just wish I could have seen her face
That same shit happened to my cousin, some dude handed my cousin his keys and told him not to park it in the sun. So my cousin parked it in the shade, in a fire lane. My cousin said it was a high end car don't know which one.
Gosh, my heart melted for Ron! I had a similar experience at one of my apt during college, even on campus! What many “higher ups” forget how important janitors, assistance, and just the employees that do the important tasks that make their day run smoothly. Ron deserved that position hands down! I’m thankful my family raised me to respect all positions especially the janitors, after all they put on their pants just like the rest of us and are human beings too. When the janitors went on strike due to low pay, lack of respect and barely any benefits they hung signs in each stall with a picture of Dobby saying the houses se workers are free elf’s until strike is over. N ot everyone is okay with getting down and dirty BUT everyone is capable of doing it!
If someone tried to make me get their car, I'd take the keys, find the car, take all the keys off the keyring and hide them inside the car, turn on the headlights, A/C and anything else I could think of and finally lock the keys in the car. Then I would go home.
Audio quality is superb. No muffling. Was crisp and clear. My job has a Ruan too. His name is Theo. He sings to us and dances to make us smile and laugh. He had a vacation last week. We didn't know about it so the entire back room were ready to quit day one that he didn't show up because he never misses a day.
Hey Rslash! Just want to let you know; I went on a 5 hour trip, so i downloaded tons of your episodes and listened to them over the whole trip. I’ve been listening for awhile, and I love the setup change you got. I sincerely hope you will keep up the absolutely amazing work. We love you bro!
The Ruan story is so wholesome and heartwarming it looks like it came out of a dhar mann video plot "Manager slacks off at work and makes poor janitor do all the work. The ending is shocking" would be the title. I am so happy for this dude, I am sure he is grateful for the job and will manage the building perfectly 🥰🥰🥰
I had a manager that rarely ever came in and had the assistant manager do all her work. Only time she came in was for inspections and when the big bosses came in 🙄 She still has her job and gets raises frequently because she’s friends with her supervisor!!
I will never understand how Karens/Kens in this subreddit jump to disbelieving "I don't work here." Do people normally lie about being at work? It's like the next level of folks who don't believe you when you tell them they called the wrong number.
I LOVE Ron's story! I always love when the I Don't Work Here instigator is polite and makes a mistake that just makes someone's day or even gives them a better life. Stop it! You're gonna make me dehydrated with all the tears of joy I'm crying! XD
In the first story OP should have just took the keys and when she went in the building he should have opened her car locked it threw the keys and shut the now locked car door with the keys inside.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
There is a brilliant scene in James Bond's Casino Royale, where he takes the keys and parks the car REALLY badly. I would have creased up if he'd done that!
I love your content! I listen to it in the background while doing other things all the time and i listen to every upload. I love all your videos keep up the amazing work dude
If I were at OP's place in 1st story, I would just take the keys and walk away without any care in the world, If Karen was stupid enough to give her keys to random stranger which she didn't even confirmed was working there or not surely she wouldn't mind that same stranger taking away her keys
Ron might as well be the manager, he's the janitor but he works harder to make the place as nice as he can then anyone else does He deserves the promotion
It used to crack me up when someone would come up behind me while I was working and say "miss, miss, MISS!" Then I'd turn around and ask with my deepest voice, coming out of my mustache and goateed face. "How can help you sir, I'm sorry. I totally didn't realize you were talking to me."🤣 in retrospect, it was probably the ponytail that threw them off🤣
I once lived in a run-down apartment building with a manager like Ruan. He cared so much about the building, and always did his best for all of us, but the owners never gave him what he needed to truly keep the building in respectable condition.
9:22 Not just equally incompetent, twice as incompetent. You haven't done your work properly and from the COO's perspective, Eddie didn't even come to work on the day he was visiting.
Why is it in so many of the IDWHL stories on this and other channels, the victim is still wearing their i/d badge or lanyard WHEN THEY ARE NO LONGER AT WORK?? I used to take mine off as soon as I exited the premises where i worked.
i wonder would you face lawfully punishment if someone forcefully gives you their keyes because they think you would serve them and you just throw them away/"misplace" them? I dont mean stealing but basically treat it as if the Owner just dropped... preferably in the gutter
Assuming the country is America, the op in the first story would have been utterly screwed due to being a black man in a country where monthly news sings out how cops killed yet another innocent bystander, the vast majority of whom are young-looking black men. I’m astounded people can stay blind to the violence and meaningless bloodshed of innocents. However I don’t know what the legal thing is with a situation like that, if there even is one such thing. Odds are, they would be VERY case-by-case...
Let's all be honest. We don't know who Ruan is but we love Ruan for his work and his patience . love the man
We love Ruan
Hell yeah ruan is mega cool
We need more people like him in this world
I know a ruan
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Ruan's story is so wholesome. I'm very happy for him and the tenants.
I don’t get it
In this household we love and respect Ruan
Bless Ruan
All my homies bless Ruan
Bless him
We need more people like Ruan
Ruan sounds like a great guy. He went above and beyond to mske the building a better place, as much as he could before he got the promotion he deserved. The moment OP said that he bought fresh flowers out of his pocket to make the lobby look nice, I was hoping he'd get the recognition he deserved. I'm so happy for him.
I was a bit worried that the manage would hear about it, and say, "You made me look bad, by comparison," and fire him. But thank God that COO had such good sense!
Too many people DO punish their underlings for doing too well, because "You made me look bad by comparison," and actually blaming the person for doing well, rather than themselves, for doing such a poor job. They'd rather EVERYONE do as badly as they do, and the whole place fall to pieces, than that anyone "make me look bad," by actually doing their own job, let alone doing ALL of them.
Ruan is a Rock Star!
That was like, one of the nearly non existent REAL stories of "and then everyone clapped"
yeah
The fact Ruan bought flower from his own pocket while he's also struggling every month. That's why he's more deserved to be COO.
Yeah! Flowers aren't cheap! And even if they came from his own garden, garden flowers require a lot of work and expense, too.
I was hoping the Karen in the first story would get her karma at the end of the story; poor OP. At least the person in the comments had the right idea to throw the geezer's keys into the parking.
I hope Ruan continues to have good fortune. It sounds like he deserves it.
I think I would have just taken the keys she gave me and drove home in my own car. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
@@SpruceOaks drive home then dump it in the trash then wait for the garbage truck to come they’ll never find it.
Ruan's story really made me smile today. He totally deserves the promotion!
Yeah, from janitor to building manager out of pride for a doing the job right, Ruan earned that new job and the previous manager was a complete idiot for think he could just ghost the new owners.
I used to work for an Eddie, basically he did nothing but sit on his ass surfing pornography and social media (both massive violations of company policy, seeing how I was a guy also and figured I would get a kick out of it, he show me some of the pornography, I learned what a Alabama Hot Pocket was thanks to him, do not and I mean never Google that term unless you have a strong stomach, I fricking hate that guy) all the while getting the assistant manager to do all his work under threat of firing her.
But things went a little differently. My Eddie, had a review the day he came back from holiday, he came in and it quickly became clear he knew nothing about the state of our operations, he couldn't even say what had been done in the past year, but the assistant manager did.
His ass got fired, upper management started digging and were appalled by want they found from IT, you know that joke from the last season of How I Met Your Mother? About how Barney's job is just to sign documents? Well this ass was basically doing that, except he wasn't a patsy, just lazy.
My assistant manager became my manager and the work place became much better, one of my work buddies became her assistant manager, and we could finally get stuff done.
She was way more chill as well, we didn't have to rigidly be there 9 to 5 any more, come in 30 minutes late, leave 30 minutes later if you still had work. Finish your work early? Well go home, you'll get paid for the day. Work overtime? Salaried workers will get time off and hourly workers would get paid. Morale shot up like it was strapped to the side of a rocket.
Edit: Spelling and Missed words out.
@@chaosreaver3597 k
@@chaosreaver3597 a decent manager is worth their weight in gold, for sure. Eddie got what he deserved.
@@chaosreaver3597 Man, reading an Eddie getting what his ass deserved is really satisfying. And hearing that your assistant manager got promoted is deserved!
@@lyyyks5652 I glad she did, she starting talking about not renewing her contract before that moron got himself fired, can't blame her, she was basically doing two people's work for no extra pay and was the only person keeping that useless manager away from the rest of us so we could get something work shaped done.
The Eddie we had considered himself a "lad" (kind of hard to keep concise, but it's a British slang term used to describe a young man [but not a child] whose main goals are drinking, playing games [any type, could be sport or videogames], having sex and doing soft drugs [he didn't do that at "work" except the pornography thing], you know a dick), he had a small group of cronies who liked that about him and were almost as useless as him.
They would arrive late and leave early, and put the bare amount of effort in to their work and made mistakes all the time. I lost track of the numbers of time I had to redo orders and invoices, it was a quiet policy the assistant manager brought in that if we saw a completion order with their signature to double check it, 1 out every 10 was wrong, so not as useless as the manager but still a headache because he wouldn't do anything about them because they were his drinking buddies.
Worst part, while it never hit open sexual harassment (about a year before I started, the company was successful sued for it, so there was a crackdown), these knuckle-heads bothered our female co-workers, I didn't even need the assistance manager to tell me to warn any new girls to go straight to HR and not the Eddie if they felt uncomfortable with anything they said or did. Because the jackass, "surprise", wouldn't do anything.
Fortunately, when the assistant manager took over most of those idiots were gone in six months, because, "shock and horror", they were expected to work but not just work but competently.
One changed his behaviour because he couldn't afford to lose his job (actually, of the cronies, he was the only one I had any sympathy for, he started sucking up to the old manager because he lost his father to a driving accident, his mother took it very hard and could barely look after herself, so it was on this guy to earn money and look after his kid sister. He knew he could pop out early or come in late if the Eddie liked him, the new manager changed his work schedule when he explained. She arranged for him to come in 30 minutes late and leave 30 early and do a half-day on Saturday to catch up the paperwork and process orders, the new manager rocked).
Sometimes, rarely, but sometimes, the upper management really screws up and hires someone who is actually competent and knows and loves the job. Unusual, but it does happen occasionally.
mmm mk
Insightful comment.
“Black people should serve white people!”
Lady, that take was controversial when black people _were_ serving white people.
Love your profile name :D
Karen: wants to live like "Gone With The Wind"
Us: "Get gone you windbag."
@@philipr1567
Frankly, Karen, I don’t give a damn.
@@philipr1567 "gone with the car after I push the car off a cliff"
Serve a knife in the chest of Karen🙃?
Man, Ruan is THE man! I just love that he got the position he was doing and deserved and that pretender was cut dead wood. It makes my day!
That first Karen would probably visit a funeral, talk to someone in a smoking, because she doesn't like the buffet and wants them to make her something real quick.
I wouldn’t be surprised
Daw, am so very happy for Ruan. He deserved it from how OP described him and his work ethic.
After endless marathons of entitled, insane and crazy Karens it's so heartwarming to have wholesome IDWHL stories like Ruan's.
So, Ruan basically just went from "Idontworkherelady" to "NowIdo" in the blink of an eye because of his amazing job.
Wait a minute here, dude either thought that Rite Aid had valet services or was trying to impress the cashier (ends up looking like a douche instead)
I honestly can’t imagine what else could’ve been going through that tiny little mind.
Yeah what kind of moron would assume that a random drug store has valet parking? Did he see a booth or something? Was the kid wearing a uniform or a shirt that said "valet" on it? Damn, man what an idiot.
@matthew mattes why are you here then if there’s no “genuine entertainment”?
@matthew mattes 2 hours ago.
@matthew mattes "We're progressing to a world where there is no genuine entertainment"
@matthew mattes yes.
I'm so happy for Ruan, he deserves it 🤗💛
As am I, Transvestite.
Ruan is a legend!! Takes pride in everything he does. I’m so pleased he got the job he deserved and brilliant recognition!
I gotta say, my gut reaction to this first story: When the woman went to shove her keys in my hand and told me to get her car. I would have went to get it and drove right on home with it. She just gave me a free car, and I'm super appreciative of it!
This was my first reaction too, then realized what could happen to OP when the Karen calls the police to say a young black man stole her car in a country where black people can be shot by police simply because the cops get the address wrong.
I had the same thought; Joyride!
I would have just walked over to her car and threw the keys inside seid car which would forced to call locksmith.
I appreciate the sentiment, but Grand Theft Auto is no joke. Even just taking it on a joyride would be a crime, and SHE would no doubt prosecute.
Tossing the keys, on the other hand, is within his rights. Tossing the keys into the bed of a passing truck, BONUS!
@@AuntLoopy123 I mean, "check the security cameras! She literally handed me the keys! I tried to give them back to her, I wanted to, but she insisted I take them! She was giving me the car officer, and I have video proof of it."
Finally a heartwarming r/IDontWorkHereLady. I'm really happy for Ruan.
No one needs to serve anyone, unless there in staff uniform and working. Even then respect the staff and be thankful.
The best way to not get that hidden group collected luggie in your food that gets mixed into invisibility by the entire staff working that day. Don't piss off staff -especially those who handle your food.
I used to think, "Why do people get so upset at 'being treated like a servant' when they are literally in a service position?" Then, I saw a documentary about the life of a servant in an Edwardian household, and said, "Oh."
Meanwhile, I have been in a position of treating someone in a service position like... The way I'd want to be treated in that situation. Dang! Yes! Respect and gratitude! Just because they're being paid doesn't mean you can't be thankful. After all, they could refuse the money and the work, and leave you stuck with it.
When my late sister had her helper, we were ALL so grateful! And when the helper was not allowed to enter the home, due to Covid, we were devastated. It was hell. We're all disabled, and NEEDED the help, even if the help was only helping her, because that way, we other disabled people didn't have to torture ourselves, trying to do a job that required an able body. And when the Covid thing passed, and she could have a helper again, we were SO GRATEFUL!
Did you know that in Edwardian households, the servants were supposed to either not be seen, at all, or if they were caught out, maybe they were dusting a room when a "person" entered it, they had to stand absolutely still, facing the wall, and pretend not to be there, so that they could be properly ignored?! What the heck?!
Yes! ALWAYS treat people in a service job with the same respect and gratitude you would want to be shown, yourself. Because they do deserve it! And the crappier the job, the more they deserve respect and gratitude for doing it!
Some people have this idea that "They're doing an awful, crappy (sometimes literally) job, so they deserve to be treated like crap, since they are dealing with crap." NOOOOOO! They deserve MORE respect and gratitude for doing the stuff that the vast majority of people are not willing to do, because it IS crap! They have the mental and emotional fortitude to deal with crap, with equanimity, while the people looking down on them would MELT with horror and shame, if they ever had to do that same job. Respect garbage handlers and sewer workers! They do it, so you don't have to!
And yeah, I see now, why people in service don't want to be called, "Servants," because even though the word is correct, it comes with so much baggage and "Don't let them be seen," and "Don't treat them like people," and "Look down upon them, if you acknowledge them at all," history. UGH!
@@AuntLoopy123 If you had to watch a Documentary to understand treating someone with respect and decency like a normal human being; I'd say you are fairly out of touch with the rest of the world. Coming from someone who supposedly comes from a house of disabled people; you would think that concept was already instilled into you; but a Documentary had to teach you...
I just laughed at the intro because of "forbidden word". God that sounded so good.
The funny thing is black people can say it, and not get into trouble, but a white person says it. God help them then.
If he wasn't a decent black person, then the story wouldn't be on Reddit.
No. It would've been on the news.
They’re talking about “nigga” (I’m black dw)
Its like the forbidden cord
@@lollipop96537 A different variant of spelling that even you refuse to type; but yes. They are talking about that word.
@@nightdrivenen7909 as TuPac Shakur said “N*****s was the ones on the rope,
hanging off the thing. Niggas is the ones with gold ropes,hanging out at clubs.”
Nigga is the slang term that the black community uses, and it totally different then the original derogatory term.
Damn, he must hate having to write some of these titles
I’m so happy for Raun . That story was wholesome af
Good morning! Or good nights! Happy to have another RSlash episode
Good morning or good night to you too!
Thank you for giving me a good morning
Or good evening!
The second story made me very happy. Honestly Raun deserves it.
Oh boy. Haven't been able to sleep and already I'm going to be angry. At least your voice is soothing. Happy Thursday!
Ah. A Fire Emblem fan I see. :)
Hope you sleep
Those first 2 stories... omg. I mean, besides the lady being a racist pos... who hands their car keys to a total stranger unless you know for sure they are valet. Do you want your car to get stolen cause thats how you get your car stolen.
I read that last part in Archer’s voice lol
Excuse me, can you drive my car to rutters for me, I can't carry all these snacks, thanks.
You have to make it official for the security cameras though. Ask "are you giving me your car?" in a nonplussed tone. They'll probably just wave you away, and then you take their car
First story is likely BS due to someone thinking RiteAid has valet parking.
Loved the keys in the pick up truck tale, justly deserved.
Let’s be real, if the woman had handed her keys over, she’d say the guy had stolen them.
Id have taken the keys and thrown them like an MLB pitcher
@@Wi-Fi-El this makes no sense in almost any context except for throwing them 90mph in to the gutter. Which....is highly overkill.
@@nightdrivenen7909 you know MLB is Major League Baseball right?
@@kranberry3318 Where a Fast Balls tend to clock at 90mph ....So yes. I perfectly do know about MLB....Why would you think I didn't? Because I used their allusion to Pitchers in context of the keys being beamed into the sewer?
@@nightdrivenen7909 I asked because you said it made no sense. Sorry.
This really is my daily routine… Sitting down with a nice cup of coffee and just watching Rslash. Your sound quality has gotten better too!
It has becomed a routine for me too 😊
My 10 year old has started telling me to put your podcast on when we’re in the car and we actually had a really good talk about racism because of one your stories. You’re doing good stuff here.
Super parenting, bud. I know it’s cheesy, but knowing really is half the battle! Keep it up! 🤜🏻🤛🏿
I just finished a double at work today and was graced with this. Happy Thursday from Japan!
I had the karen valet experience before, but it was for on the way in she litterally threw them at me cause I happen to be walking by the valet stand, I was wearing baggy jean's and a oversized hoodie, no where near valet uniform, I drove there Audi half way accross toronto, parked in a handicap spot at a subway station, and went home no regrets I just wish I could have seen her face
That same shit happened to my cousin, some dude handed my cousin his keys and told him not to park it in the sun. So my cousin parked it in the shade, in a fire lane. My cousin said it was a high end car don't know which one.
Gosh, my heart melted for Ron! I had a similar experience at one of my apt during college, even on campus! What many “higher ups” forget how important janitors, assistance, and just the employees that do the important tasks that make their day run smoothly. Ron deserved that position hands down! I’m thankful my family raised me to respect all positions especially the janitors, after all they put on their pants just like the rest of us and are human beings too. When the janitors went on strike due to low pay, lack of respect and barely any benefits they hung signs in each stall with a picture of Dobby saying the houses
se workers are free elf’s until strike is over. N ot everyone is okay with getting down and dirty BUT everyone is capable of doing it!
"I'm the main character" syndrome for the first Karen
But instead of confidence that makes you a hero. You get a confidence that makes you look like a piece of s**
I hope that everyone is having a good Thursday!
I hope you are to
@@Egirl_Zen, thanks!
It's my regular off day so... yes. Thanks. Hope you are having a great day too.
I got paid today, in fact, so it's a pretty good day for me.
I’m having a great one it’s my birthday
Goosebumps at the second story!!! I’m so happy for him to finally get noticed
Anyone else clapping and cheering for Ron when he was promoted to the manager position he so richly deserved!?
Congratulations Ron👏
Yeah he does.
If someone tried to make me get their car, I'd take the keys, find the car, take all the keys off the keyring and hide them inside the car, turn on the headlights, A/C and anything else I could think of and finally lock the keys in the car.
Then I would go home.
I would do something like this, but I would tell her that I threw them in the gutter.
@@zacks7867 Dumpster. You'd say, "I threw the keys in the dumpster."
That and Definitely put the keys in that “land of the lost” spot between the seat and cup holder
@@roseq536 I'd let the air out of her tires...and take the little air nubbies and pitch them and the keys into the dumpster
So happy for Ron (the only employee who seemed to work) received a hard earned promotion.
I punched my pillow but found out it wasn’t a pillow it was a bag of hot wheels
🚙🚗🚕🚓🛻🚑
Oof
Can I ask why you have a bag of hot weels where your pillow is meant to be ?😂
*Vroom vroom*
@@stephanielucia821 that also was the first thing i thought🤣
The forbidden word.....Gluten-free
Hey hey! Watch your language mister
Take the keys and throw them in a sewer drain
Hey Rslash... My wife just gave birth to our first.. A girl!!!!! Feels amazing to be a first time dad.. Props to you sir!!
Audio quality is superb. No muffling. Was crisp and clear.
My job has a Ruan too. His name is Theo. He sings to us and dances to make us smile and laugh. He had a vacation last week. We didn't know about it so the entire back room were ready to quit day one that he didn't show up because he never misses a day.
Hey Rslash! Just want to let you know; I went on a 5 hour trip, so i downloaded tons of your episodes and listened to them over the whole trip. I’ve been listening for awhile, and I love the setup change you got. I sincerely hope you will keep up the absolutely amazing work. We love you bro!
Can we all just appreciate how good the sound system is, and how awesome Rslash is for finding stories each day?
Aaweeee I wish for nothing but the best for Ron!!! I could just imagine how much brighter the place is with him now manager!!!
Good for Ruan! I hope he has a long and fruitful career as that apartment building manager. Sounds like a Diamond Geezer!
That second story was too wholesome for me to listen to at the office damn near cried at it, I did.
I can write you a better story if you follow my creative writing channel.
The Ruan story is so wholesome and heartwarming it looks like it came out of a dhar mann video plot "Manager slacks off at work and makes poor janitor do all the work. The ending is shocking" would be the title. I am so happy for this dude, I am sure he is grateful for the job and will manage the building perfectly 🥰🥰🥰
Now that you mention it. You're right. Dhar Mann would come up with a scenario just like that
Reddit in a nutshell. Feel good creative writing exercises.
I had a manager that rarely ever came in and had the assistant manager do all her work. Only time she came in was for inspections and when the big bosses came in 🙄 She still has her job and gets raises frequently because she’s friends with her supervisor!!
Ruan deserved every bit of that promotion it makes me so happy and I am so proud of him!
I will never understand how Karens/Kens in this subreddit jump to disbelieving "I don't work here." Do people normally lie about being at work? It's like the next level of folks who don't believe you when you tell them they called the wrong number.
I am always amazed at the sheer stupidity of some folks. It's always good for either a good laugh or to just SMH.
I LOVE Ron's story! I always love when the I Don't Work Here instigator is polite and makes a mistake that just makes someone's day or even gives them a better life. Stop it! You're gonna make me dehydrated with all the tears of joy I'm crying! XD
Ruan is the man! I'm so happy that his work and diligence paid off.
If someone gave me there car keys thinking I was valet I would just lock there keys in the car 🤷♀️
Story 1: My sentiments precisely, right in the gutter where she belongs.
Ron is the man, so happy it worked out well for him! It’s rare that things work out well for the good guy, but it’s awesome to hear it!
The Raun story made my morning. He sounds like a stand up guy, and judging from this story, deserves nothing but good things. Good for him.
In the first story OP should have just took the keys and when she went in the building he should have opened her car locked it threw the keys and shut the now locked car door with the keys inside.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
There is a brilliant scene in James Bond's Casino Royale, where he takes the keys and parks the car REALLY badly. I would have creased up if he'd done that!
That first story made me so angry. What a wretched woman. I hope karma has caught up with her and she received her due.
I never thought that I will say it but now I am in hard situation and r/slash videos is the best part of my day
I love your content! I listen to it in the background while doing other things all the time and i listen to every upload. I love all your videos keep up the amazing work dude
The forbidden word🤣 This gonna be good. Also, Ruan is a gem.
Raun seems like such a nice guy. He reminds me of an janitor that used to work at my elementary school, Joe. It's nice to remember him with that story
If I were at OP's place in 1st story, I would just take the keys and walk away without any care in the world, If Karen was stupid enough to give her keys to random stranger which she didn't even confirmed was working there or not surely she wouldn't mind that same stranger taking away her keys
"the forbidden word to a black guy." 😂😂 Gtfoh
I kid you not. When OP said Ruan was finally working as manager, I literally put my hands in the air and went "WHOOO!!!!"
(first post) I would just yeet the keys somewhere after I said I don't work here and she still trying to hand me the keys
Congratulations Ruan you’re now part of Rslash history along with jerry as part of the most wholesome stories
Ron might as well be the manager, he's the janitor but he works harder to make the place as nice as he can then anyone else does
He deserves the promotion
It used to crack me up when someone would come up behind me while I was working and say "miss, miss, MISS!" Then I'd turn around and ask with my deepest voice, coming out of my mustache and goateed face. "How can help you sir, I'm sorry. I totally didn't realize you were talking to me."🤣 in retrospect, it was probably the ponytail that threw them off🤣
Take the keys, drive it to a nearby business handicap spot, lock keys inside the car, and call tow truck
I love how he said Ruan as Ron . Usually I'd say it as Ru-han cause of a kid in my class who's name is that
2:00 man just take the keys and run off with them
Also Congrats to Ruan!
@13:00 But she was going to pay them - with exposure! LOL
I once lived in a run-down apartment building with a manager like Ruan. He cared so much about the building, and always did his best for all of us, but the owners never gave him what he needed to truly keep the building in respectable condition.
The reason she is not in the gutter is because penny wise kicked her out lol
Are you saying she couldn't float. 😉
I wondered why OP didn't destroy the "celebrity" client's life in the last story, but then I remembered that there is a separate subreddit for that.
Huge props to Ruan! He is such a wholesome dude
No words are forbidden for anyone.
Rslash, thank you for helping me start out my work days.
Ruan deserved that fucking promotion! He did all of that, and even EXTRA!
If packages disappear constantly in the mailroom it may be only a matter of time before federal postal investigators start investigations.
9:22 Not just equally incompetent, twice as incompetent. You haven't done your work properly and from the COO's perspective, Eddie didn't even come to work on the day he was visiting.
Why is it in so many of the IDWHL stories on this and other channels, the victim is still wearing their i/d badge or lanyard WHEN THEY ARE NO LONGER AT WORK?? I used to take mine off as soon as I exited the premises where i worked.
I haven’t seen this sub in ages and it’s still one of my favs
Your audio is better than before, i still prefer your old mic set up but its getting better!
i wonder would you face lawfully punishment if someone forcefully gives you their keyes because they think you would serve them and you just throw them away/"misplace" them? I dont mean stealing but basically treat it as if the Owner just dropped... preferably in the gutter
Assuming the country is America, the op in the first story would have been utterly screwed due to being a black man in a country where monthly news sings out how cops killed yet another innocent bystander, the vast majority of whom are young-looking black men. I’m astounded people can stay blind to the violence and meaningless bloodshed of innocents.
However I don’t know what the legal thing is with a situation like that, if there even is one such thing. Odds are, they would be VERY case-by-case...
You know, you could just take the keys and car for free and say "Well, she just gave it to me"
God damn this is my first time in this change this guy has a such a great voice , nice video pal!
Not me over here tearing up at someone being recognized and justifiably promoted for their hard work
Should have just taken the keys... and gone home.
That building manager story is so fucking wholesome
RSLASH: is out here giving us premium content
Me: playing valorant on my pc and listening too him in the background: Supreme Vibing
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. Ruan did exactly that and won.
Cheers Ruan. Cheers mate nothing but long life and happiness for you mate nothing but the best.