@Pug Tie 22 year Olds get in trouble for shit they said when they were 12. Therefore the 12 year old won't use social media so when he is 22 he won't get in shit. Basically people cancel people for things they said a long time ago (Specifically when they weren't mature) so this kid is waiting till he is mature to use any social media so he doesn't get canceled in the future
@@bridgetmadden5716it’s responsible, but it’s also kind of sad, IMO. I only think years-old tweets (or other content) are really fair to hold against someone if they’re supporting a larger and current pattern of behavior. If someone said something racist online when they were 22, and went on to learn why they were wrong and corrected their behavior, then I don’t think it’s fair to dig it up and hold it against them at 32 as if they’re currently being racist. However, if that person is out here spouting off racist nonsense at 32, and tweets from when they were 22 surface reflecting similarly racist sentiments, I think it’s fair game because it’s showing that this is something that’s been going on for a long time and is clearly a part of who they are. Don’t get me wrong, cancel culture has definitely been effective in holding people accountable for their shitty choices. But I do think some people take it a bit too far and don’t allow people to grow and change.
@@AnonHooman Me: Karen, I will get my exosuit out of my car, come back in this store, and hit you with it at Mach 2. (Actually, the speed is 58.3 km/h, still insanely powerful.)
My name has been known to honestly be mistaken for Karen, so a few times I was...huh? and then I realized it was an honest mistake, when it happened at work, to be fair it is a Latin name that is very similar to Karen.
i love the first story just the "DID YOUR PARENTS TEACH YOU ANY RESPECT?!?" "Yea enough respect to put my fucking cart away" not gonna lie, i'd probably say something very similar, and if she told me to come with her i would say "sorry but i was taught not to go with strangers"
I think these are some of the worst people. They assume you are under the bus and they have power over you. Can’t believe they actually exist. And I got to give credit to the OP’s of the story for handling this so well
I love that they stated as a “victory against the Karenhood”, cause I’m sure most people here know how much the number of Karen’s has increased over the past year. It’s basically becoming a war at this point with people having to deal with them daily
I wonder by which factor the size of this subreddit would decrease if it wasn't for the US gathering all human stupidity into a small portion of their population
My personal experience with a karen: so basically, i was a kindergarten. *KINDERGARTEN OK* And I was at the book store and I pick up this picture book and this older lady stares at my mom and asks "why are you letting your kid read THOSE kinds of books?" my mom looks at her like "wot???" and the lady says "how can you let your kid be so dumb. My kid can read novels" and my mom says "well, how old is your kid?" and the lady says he was 13. My mom laughs then says "My child is only 5 of course she cant read a novel." then the lady suddenly got really angry and stomps on the ground and says "DONT LAUGH AT ME! AT LEATS MY KID ISNT AN IDIOT LIKE YOU" to which my mom then says "well im not the one throwing a fit like a toddler" the lady mad as heck storms off and complains to the manager. The manager comes out and asks my mom why she slapped the woman. We explained everything that happened and that my mom never hit her and we had a witness prove we werent lying :| Like the situation was dumber than dumb of course a kindergartener cant read like the flip-
officialmer dude, just because you and I both were reading novels in kindergarten, doesn’t mean that everyone else can at that age. You have to remember that normies and some more relaxed parents don’t always think to encourage their kids very far past the norm that early. It’s different if the kid wants to learn more, but if they don’t and they’re a normie or even above average, then why worry more than needed
@officialmer Ohh I get it. You got bullied in school so you like to make yourself look better by acting smart to cover up whatever you went though during your school years. I see, sucks to be you.
I could read at 4 but that was because my dad would always push me to read for some people it's hard to teach there children that's why we have teachers
Lots of kids can read at 5, I was an advanced reader in kindergarten *but* you can't expect every little kids at that age to be reading middle school level chapter books. Not everybody is the same. Quit being so judgemental
Karens don’t realize that they aren’t in a singleplayer life where it’s them as a human player and everyone else as an NPC. They are in the MMO of REALITY. Suck it up Karens. You aren’t alone in this world. And honestly. We all kind of wish you were
Bingo.. I’m trying to get into the entertainment industry. I’m slowly going back through all of the Facebook posts I made when I was a teenager 7+ years ago and deleting stupid things just to cover my back.
TheQuadLaunchers that’s a good idea. You can bet there will people going through all of your past stuff. I’m currently doing the same thing since I’m wanting to do music as a career.
Amen to that. There's a good reason I have a handful of internet psuedonyms. Anything with my real name attached is always the kind of thing I wouldn't mind a prospective employer seeing.
@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber The problem is, people will find a way to find out that the account is yours. It's honestly depressing just how much effort some people will put into fucking up the life of someone they don't even know
@@TheQuadLaunchers It makes me glad I never had social media to begin with. Plus, the industry I'm aiming for is racing, and people don't care what you say so much in racing. I mean, Helmut Marko is saying stupid shit today and he's fine. Good luck, though. Just hope no one decided to save those posts
A reply to Karen who wants you to put their trash away: "Don't you ever clean at home, at all? If you do, then you should be used to it too. So be a big girl and put your own trash away yourself." I wonder if that would end up with Karen exploding verbally, in front of her kid of course.
If a Karen said to me and had her kid in one hand, I'd just turn to the kid and say: "don't be like your mom, if she has legs she can throw away her own trash"
Reading the title “lady I’m 12” reminded me of when I was in car line one day, this woman’s kid tripped me and I pushed his leg in, as it was blocking the way. (Note, I already had issues with this woman as her kid would punch me and She kept saying “mY bAbY wOuLd NeVeR dO tHAt, liAr”.) I get in my moms car and the woman opens the car door and goes “your daughter kicked my baby in the leg” when the principal told her I simply moved it. She got half her body in the car, then touched my arm and went “sweetie you can’t hurt other k-“. Before she could finished my mom punched her in the nose (my mom is very overprotective) and went “don’t fucking touch my daughter”. Long story short the EM tried to file charges, but it was dropped because she was trespassing in the car. My mother was banned from car line for a month, and my dad had to pick me up.
No social media? I applaud that kid. He's got a lot of self discipline for a kid of that age, especially with the pressure he would face from his friends and school mates to join social media. Good for him. I hope that kid makes it to the NFL with that attitude.
That last one hit close to home. I was 6'0" at 13. This sort of thing happened to me a few times back in the 90's. I still get people asking for help when I'm in stores, but mainly to get things off of high shelves; I finished off growing at 6'7".
Dollar stores should have iPhones in it as my little angel wanted one and it was like 700 dollars, this is a rip off, I went to the dollar store and they didn't have it so I was enraged and had to spend 700 dollars on it
Karen: “Let me speak to the manager.” Person: “Haha I am the manager.” Karen: “Then let me speak with ur regional manager.” Person: “That’s also me!” Karen: “What! Then... let me speak to your company manager!” Person: “I own this company! *HAHAHAHAHAHA* Now gtfo.”
The first story hits me personally, i was a cart attendant at my last job, it was such a headache that people wouldnt put carts in the cart corrals, its why theyre there.....ugh.....i hated that job
I work as one in a sense at my job, though I do tend to do other tasks that supervisors or managers require me to do, so I know what that's like (been at it for 14 years thus far). And yes, I agree that those lazy people are ones to talk when they went out of their way to *not* put the cart back where they should be going.
There is one store that I frequent (well... Used to frequent before the pandemic) that has absolutely no cart corrals in the parking lot; not even one outside the front doors. At that one place, I feel completely justified in leaving them by my parking spot.
Saw this comment, looked at the profile picture and knew right away it had to be the GladDos story, haha. I sure enjoyed it. I just think the random woman from the theater deserved a worse reply.
"I am so, so sorry about my deranged mother. They got her on new meds this week, and it doesn't seem to be working out. Please hold her here for a moment while I'll go get the plates from all the cars she scratched outside, please, under any circumstances, don't let her leave until I come back."
"I look tough, but there's nothing tough about my marshmallow soul." I feel that. I'm a short, young adult female, a little heavier than I should be, and I have RBF (Resting B**** Face). It keeps the creeps away from me and my passive, marshmallow soul.
I don’t know why, but it warmed my heart hearing that their child CHOOSES to not take part in social media. That was a choice I thought impossible as a kid, but it would of saved me so much drama growing up. On top of the fact that his parents didn’t choose for him.
I can't imagine how "rude" my reaction would be if some rando handed me trash to throw away because she recognizes me from a job I have on the other side of town. Like wtf is wrong with some people??
I mean, he's taller than me and I'm 27. So the kid prob looks like a teenager at least. It was still weird to just assume someone work there instead of finding one in uniform tbh
Your voice for all the entitled people, Karens, and jerks fit perfectly like they provoke a response to want to knock their light out (dont know if that's a good thing or not). Keep doing the good work man.
Employer: *Looks up rSlash* Employer: *Watches videos* Employer: You criticise people on the internet? rSlash: Yes sir. Employer: *Keeps watching* Employer: *Clicks subscribe* Employer: They deserve it.
RSlash I would hire you if I had any pull, and if you were willing to take a pay cut (I dont know how much a you tuber with a million plus subs makes but I'm willing to bet it's more than me.)
First story: Even better, OP should've turned this into a malicious compliance and just asked the lady if she really wanted to drive to "X company" at "Y address" just to speak with his manager. Second story: Honestly, I would've go by the 3 strike rule if I ever resigned from such a disorganized workplace. First strike, I tell them politely that I no longer work for them and to delete my info. Second strike, I warn them that if they call me again, I'll file a harassment charge against them. If they don't get the point across before the third strike, they have to suffer the consequences. Third story: I think rSlash said it well. There is no more defining trait for a Karen than their delusion that everyone owes them something one way or another. Fourth story: Welp, I wouldn't wanna be in the shoes of the hotel receptionist who had to answer the call from that Karen after this story took place. Fifth story: One of my philosophies is that it's the kindest people with a tough appearance that you should never get on the wrong side of. Sixth story: You know, even without the red shirt, there's still a slight chance that OP's son would've become ... _Targeted._
Karens have been around for along time. This happened to me when I worked at a local Stop N Go convenient store back in 1989-90. I worked 3rd shift since this store was open 24/7/365. My shift started at 10pm and went until 7am so I could be there to help with the morning new papers and early morning deliveries. Earlier in the day the Pepsi delivery was made and they brought in at least 50 trays of 2 liters of Pepsi products. They posted a huge sign in one of the 4 foot by 6 foot windows with the special sale price on i. They had also posted a sign on the main entrance door stating the price and sale special. They had also posted a huge display sign on the 2 liters themselves with the pricing special. I had just finished the shift change and the 2nd shift worker was finishing up their last bit of stocking in the coolers. I am at the cash register since there were a couple customers inside and a couple getting gas when this one lady rushes inside walks really fast to where the 2 liters are and walk around really fast to a couple other areas and then comes up to me at the register and asks me "How much is that Pepsi?". At that point 3 of the other customers that were close to the register waiting to be checked out started laughing madly as I said "Did you see any of the 3 huge signs around with the price on them?". She then huffed all the way back to the Pepsi display and grabbed 3 of the 2 liter bottles and slammed them down on the counter expecting me to check her out ahead of those already waiting in line. Needless to say I checked out 5 other customers, the 3 already inside and 2 that came inside to pay for their gas as she stood there just tapping her foot like I was to be at her beck and call. I was at least polite to her as I checked her out and did the whole nice cashier thing and once she was at the door I asked if she had seen any of the signs yet. Good thing the door had one of those nice hefty plungers on it since she tried to slam the door shut and failed at that as well. I had my entertainment for the night and my shift had only begun.
The first one was really funny when you consider that she was too lazy/busy to put a cart back, but was ready to waste all that time and energy to go ALL the way back to the store, and track down the manager.
getting calls from a place where you haven't worked at for 3 years is one of the most hilarious shit I've ever heard. Guy should've checked in and asked where his paycheck for the last 3 years was if he "still works there"
Manager: he doesn't work here. Karan: then why is he here? Me: Uh, you don't work there either. And if you don't work there, then why are YOU there? Hmmmm?
i have dealt with at least one karen a week when walking to the store, the always do that to other cars for no reason. so i simply do one cart for one door each time, right back at them. i have gotten at least 20-30 people
I'm the weirdo running around the grocery store putting all the lazy's carts back lol it really is the easiest thing and I usually have to drag my 3 kids under 9 with me so wtf is YOUR excuse?! I worked at a store before and had to collect the carts, in the winter in Maine so I know how crappy it can be, not to mention when you can't park cause idiots leave them in a parking spot.
I'm in Texas where it's 110degrees outside and the carts have been soaking up heat all day. My daughter got burned badly on a cart left out so if I see one I will take it back to the store or at least to the nearest worker out collecting them.
I like bringing in the shopping scooters in. The employees appreciate it and I really enjoy riding on them. The only thing I don't like about them is that they move slower than I can go on crutches. I had knee surgery when I was about 18 and was on crutches for a while and I tested this out.
I get lazy people who leave carts from other stores at where I work. Towards said lazy people: Seriously, don't complain about putting a cart back as "too hard to do" when you literally took the effort to dump it where it shouldn't be in the first place.
not to be that person but if it is trully so easy to put it back as people say why is it a big deal if a busy person just leaves it in the parking lot? i used to work at a grocery store and didnt find it a hassle.. Some people do have invisible illnesses that make doing mundane things like shopping extrenuous... the kid in the story seemed more like a karen then the woman lol I suppose its similar to vegans who enjoy feeling superior to carnivores
I just discovered your channel and I haven't laughed this much on any other channel! You've got the perfect sense of humor and fun for these stories. Thank you for brightening my day!
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS TH-cam CHANNEL IF YOU’RE NOT MAKING RSLASH VIDEOS” Edit:Wow A lot of people didn’t get the joke and for those people I just wanna say “R/wooosh”
These Karens are basically like this in a nutshell. OP: "I don't work here lady." Karen: "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that." *OR* Karen: "Wait, that's illegal." *OR* Karen: "We've been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly, bamboozled."
I got quite confused when i read that last story. A 12 year old kid is 5'10'' and 190Ibs and i'm 23 at 5'11'' and 230Ibs. But i can't imagine how big he would get when he stops growing.
Either Lusamine battle music, or Team Galactic Commander. If she has the full beehive hair: Mirror B theme. When the manager comes to the assistance, it’s either The Royal Battle or Ultra Necrozma.
! *Trainer spots you music comes on* *Karen walks to you* Karen: Can I speak to your manager? *Pokémon trainer battle music starts playing* (Pick any gen trainer, executive, gym leader, etc.)
Was at office depot the other day a dude came up to me asking me to restock the shelves I was in basketball shorts and slides and the uniform is a redshirt 🤣
And labor laws. My boss keeps assigning me work to do off the clock, at home, without being paid. She told me if I ever want to get promoted I have to put in at least 20 "free hours" a week. A free hour is where you work for your employer for free, like a slave.
@@dinkledankle Safer? Anyone zip tying a cart to someone's property is pretty clearly violating their property. You come after me or my shit and I'm likely to shoot because you don't have the right and I'll be damned if I let you get away with it. If more people carried their gun on their hip, society wouldn't be quite so quick to be shitty to each other. Threat of force is what keeps people in line
"he's old enough *and heavy enough* that kidnapping is not likely". Oh my god. I want to meet these parents, say, talk to the son's manager. And tell them they they're awesome. Edit: it's sad that the kid doesn't have social media, because he's afraid of getting cancelled over a mistake or saying something stupid. It wasn't all that long ago that people would just call you on saying something stupid, you'd day "you know what? You're right. That was a long time ago, I've changed since then, and didn't realise that would harm people. Sorry, my bad!" and everyone would move on with their lives. Kid, if you (or your managers) ever read this: try not to let it stop you. Almost anyone has some stupid shit on their timeline from forever ago if you go back far enough. If someone wants to call you out, just be completely honest. "yeah, i did say that, but I didn't realise it is as harmful at the time. I'm also not literally 12 anymore". This sort of thing shits me to tears. Happens all the time in the furry fandom, for whatever reason. Once someone gets the tiniest bug up their arse about anything, instead of just farting it out and moving on like a normal person, they leave the bug there, to grow, feed, fester, breed, do everything but deal with it. But once that bug is in their arse, it's there forever. It's like they don't realise that people change and evolve over time. It's sad. Makes me ashamed to be a furry, honestly.
The world has gotten significantly shittier since the introduction of social media. The kid is definitely making the better choice to stay off of it and keep those scummy ass tech companies from selling everything they can about him. Frankly I serious doubt his NFL dreams will ever come to fruition since that number of successes is tiny compared to the number of people in this country, but not getting canceled out of some celebrity job isn't the only worry. I'm 32. I grew up in an era before social media and the era where it was developing. I ended up being grown by the time it was as big as it is now. I've seen the decline in society. The open embracing of communist ideas fueled by collectivist idiots. The idea that someone has the right to call your work and get you fired (successfully) for things completely unrelated to your job. The sharing of outright lies. The bullying to make people comply withthe leftist agenda. Social media is for suckers and best avoided. Edit: Also words are not violence and anyone who wants someone "canceled" for something they said can go straight to hell. Calling some minority a slur is not harming that person. They can get right the fuck over it.
I love these videos they really help with my reading! I have adhd and personally trying to read stuff longer than a paragraph can be a struggle sometimes so having a voiceover really helps me enjoy it! It’s like my friend is reading it to me! 💜
@@randomgaming1236 No, it’s not “k”. Don’t be a twat. People have the right to use the comments to comment on the content, comprising compliments and critiques. You don’t get to be the criticism constable. Ain’t nobody gotta kowtow to you.
I was 11 years old the first time I had to tell someone “I don't work here lady”. I'm shopping with my mother in a department store, looking for her size dress pants for her job. This woman taps me on the shoulder and asks me to go get her these clothes she's holding in her size. The first time, but not the last time I say to someone “Lady I don't work here. I'm 11 years old. And I think store employees are not allowed to wear cut off shorts, tee-shirts with words on them, and flipflops. Go away.” She then asks me “why I'm hanging up clothes if I don't work here?” “Because I knocked them down, and my momma told me to clean up the mess I made, and to not make more work for other people, to be a good citizen. Why what'd your mother tell you to do when you made a mess?”. Gaping fish mouth to follow. Then she asked if I had seen any employees anywhere, “I saw a lady with a name tag on go that way awhile ago”. My mother is at the next rack laughing at me. My mother is obviously old enough to be working there, and dressed very nicely, never occurred to that woman to ask her anything... WTH? Unfortunately this was the first time, but not the last time. This has been happening since 1975. The last time it happened was a few months ago. It's been about 50 years of this. My mother and husband think it's hilarious, they say it's because I have a “May I help you” face. Worst one was in a JCPenney store after I got off work, I switch busses at the mall to get home. I'm wearing my work uniform, khaki pants, fish covered shirt, ID badge on a lanyard. The woman grabbed my arm forcibly to try and pull me around as I'm looking at merchandise to buy. I told her “if you don't want to draw back a nub you better take your hands off of me.” I stood at least 4 inches taller than her. She said “how dare I talk to a customer that way!”. I said “How dare you grab a customer that way b-itch! I don't work here, I have a real job”. She said “of course you work here you have a name tag on!” “No, I have a security badge on in my lanyard, where they do background checks on people with my job, retail sales doesn't do that. And I just got off work.”. Her response was still “but you have a name tag on! Wait on me.” My response... “Bite me.” and I walked off. That woman left marks on my arm where her nails dug into me. She's dang lucky I didn't punch her. But my husband already warned me if I punch one of these crazy women he's not bailing me out. He's seen it happen, where they keep on and I ball up my fist, he grabs me before I launch a punch, and herds me away. One of these days I'm gonna hit someone that leaves marks on me... I'm too dang old for this nonsense anymore. I have nearly 50 years of “I don't work here lady!!!”. But I love hearing other people's stories about this. Take care, stay safe, have a nice day. 👵🙂✌️🖖 😷 🙉🙈🙊 🌎☮️
I love that you clean up everything on these posts. I laugh every time you censor the word "crap" :) Thank you for bringing a bit of happiness to my day!
To date my greatest achievement was when a Karen called my brother cause she thought he was this guy she met at a bar??? Anyway he tried to explain it was the wrong number she would have it and called him for about a week eventually she pulled out slurs ( like the n-word, we are very white .__.) and threatening law suits lmao But the best part is when i picked up the phone for him and agreed to meet at this high class restaurant in the area that I worked at and asked her to order my food cause I would be “late” As far as I know she did, had to pay for it, and I never showed up idk we blocked her number Still a proud moment :)
Karen: GET ME YOUR MANAGER Kid: I'm 12.... Karen: *realizes she screwed up - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Karens are sociopaths and never, ever admit they could be wrong, about ANYTHING. if you imply they are, they instantly play the victim card and turn your vicious, unfounded accusation back at you, where it rightfully belongs.
Once this person texted me “I’m busy I can’t call rn” and so I called him thinking it was a spam bot and he LAYS INTO ME screaming and yelling. I deadpanned and said “Sir, I’m 15, please stop.” and he didn’t believe me screaming he needed my manager, and swearing at me. I just hung up.
I ws binging RSlash and he uplaods a video It is like God gives you more SWEETS Also if you don't like sweets I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT NOW GIVE MY SON YOUR LIVER
SHE'S lecturing HIM about RESPECT while she just left a cart between their cars
Genius: *100*
Bet she scratched his car
"oh yea, it's big brain time"
entitled people don't have self awareness.
@@akumabazooka9169 fair Point
Karen: WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER?
12-year-old: You mean... my mom?
Man karens are dumb
Sup
Yea karren is gae
I swear if I see yo mama jokes ima lose it
Sub everyone
Legit slapped my head when Karen said “THEN WHY IS HE HERE?”
That's called a face palm
@@sneakydoge476 No, it's clearly a head palm u-u
r/facepalm
*How dare you shop and not serve me?! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! Where is the manager!!!!*
If I'd been the manager or cashier, I'd have asked, "Why are YOU here?'
Karen: *"Then why is he here!?"*
Manager: *"Buying stuff...?"*
Goddamn, that really got me.
Holly banging
WTF!!! Do you think you're the only customer on the planet?
@@erichanastacio9695 I damn well hope not otherwise my favourite bubble tea shop would be out of business 😭
Just when you think you've seen it all... Like many here, I binge a lot of these, and hurricane Karen still surprises me.
Still LMAO
The fact a 12 year old is staying off social media for the "10 year old tweets" issue is very telling of the world we live in
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@Pug Tie 22 year Olds get in trouble for shit they said when they were 12. Therefore the 12 year old won't use social media so when he is 22 he won't get in shit.
Basically people cancel people for things they said a long time ago (Specifically when they weren't mature) so this kid is waiting till he is mature to use any social media so he doesn't get canceled in the future
@@arcaderdude Oh.
@@arcaderdude It's very responsible of him
@@bridgetmadden5716it’s responsible, but it’s also kind of sad, IMO. I only think years-old tweets (or other content) are really fair to hold against someone if they’re supporting a larger and current pattern of behavior.
If someone said something racist online when they were 22, and went on to learn why they were wrong and corrected their behavior, then I don’t think it’s fair to dig it up and hold it against them at 32 as if they’re currently being racist. However, if that person is out here spouting off racist nonsense at 32, and tweets from when they were 22 surface reflecting similarly racist sentiments, I think it’s fair game because it’s showing that this is something that’s been going on for a long time and is clearly a part of who they are.
Don’t get me wrong, cancel culture has definitely been effective in holding people accountable for their shitty choices. But I do think some people take it a bit too far and don’t allow people to grow and change.
"Ma'am, that customer doesn't work here." "THEN WHY IS HE HERE!?!?"
By that logic, Karen, why were _you_ there?
BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE
BECAUSE IM SHOPPING
long pause by everyone else
@@AnonHooman Me: Karen, I will get my exosuit out of my car, come back in this store, and hit you with it at Mach 2. (Actually, the speed is 58.3 km/h, still insanely powerful.)
@can Sancar I meant the actual speed of the punch of the exosuit.
How about Mach 20. That’s the speed of korosensei in assassination classroom lol.
Baby: **gets born**
Karens: WHY ARE YOU CRYING IN THE HOSPITAL I'LL GET YOU FIRED GO CALL YOUR MANAGER
Best comment 🏆
LOL
Underrated comment😂
The baby gets tired of her crap and farts when she gets close like a defense mechanism
What happens if the baby gets fired?
When ur named Karen but doesn’t act like one.
Person: Are u Karen?
Karen: Yes, but actually no.
Well yes, but actually no.
I see what you did there
My name has been known to honestly be mistaken for Karen, so a few times I was...huh? and then I realized it was an honest mistake, when it happened at work, to be fair it is a Latin name that is very similar to Karen.
My grandma's sister is named Karen and she's fine, so I relate to this.
PipPlays Well no, but actually no.
How to judge a person’s character: whether or not they have the human decency to put their cart back.
i love the first story just the "DID YOUR PARENTS TEACH YOU ANY RESPECT?!?"
"Yea enough respect to put my fucking cart away"
not gonna lie, i'd probably say something very similar, and if she told me to come with her i would say "sorry but i was taught not to go with strangers"
I have been binge watching all of his videos, I haven’t slept for days.
I think you need...
coffee or soda :D
Weird, same thing happens to me during the day
Saaaame
c h e e s e
Yeah most people don't sleep for hours on a regular day.......
I think these are some of the worst people. They assume you are under the bus and they have power over you. Can’t believe they actually exist. And I got to give credit to the OP’s of the story for handling this so well
Ikr, so true
I’m kinda glad there here because they provide me a laugh and give me stuff to watch without them I would be mega sad but I hate what they do
Yes some people are very rude, especially people who vaccinated their children as its awful for the kids
JujuT Amen. I saw that one too
If it happened to me they'd regret walking up to me.
I love that they stated as a “victory against the Karenhood”, cause I’m sure most people here know how much the number of Karen’s has increased over the past year. It’s basically becoming a war at this point with people having to deal with them daily
whats funny is the ppl who are accusing others of being karens act like karens themselves
@@impendingeuphoria8802 Karen detected
@@impendingeuphoria8802 r u saying ur a Karen?
At this rate, even if we got thanos snapped and it only affected karens, we'd still have karens left.
I wonder by which factor the size of this subreddit would decrease if it wasn't for the US gathering all human stupidity into a small portion of their population
My personal experience with a karen:
so basically, i was a kindergarten.
*KINDERGARTEN OK*
And I was at the book store and I pick up this picture book and this older lady stares at my mom and asks "why are you letting your kid read THOSE kinds of books?"
my mom looks at her like "wot???" and the lady says "how can you let your kid be so dumb. My kid can read novels" and my mom says "well, how old is your kid?" and the lady says he was 13. My mom laughs then says "My child is only 5 of course she cant read a novel." then the lady suddenly got really angry and stomps on the ground and says "DONT LAUGH AT ME! AT LEATS MY KID ISNT AN IDIOT LIKE YOU" to which my mom then says "well im not the one throwing a fit like a toddler" the lady mad as heck storms off and complains to the manager. The manager comes out and asks my mom why she slapped the woman. We explained everything that happened and that my mom never hit her and we had a witness prove we werent lying :|
Like the situation was dumber than dumb
of course a kindergartener cant read like the flip-
officialmer dude, just because you and I both were reading novels in kindergarten, doesn’t mean that everyone else can at that age. You have to remember that normies and some more relaxed parents don’t always think to encourage their kids very far past the norm that early. It’s different if the kid wants to learn more, but if they don’t and they’re a normie or even above average, then why worry more than needed
Uhm, I could read at that age... maybe just cus I have a great mom... Ty mom!
@officialmer Ohh I get it. You got bullied in school so you like to make yourself look better by acting smart to cover up whatever you went though during your school years. I see, sucks to be you.
I could read at 4 but that was because my dad would always push me to read for some people it's hard to teach there children that's why we have teachers
Lots of kids can read at 5, I was an advanced reader in kindergarten *but* you can't expect every little kids at that age to be reading middle school level chapter books. Not everybody is the same. Quit being so judgemental
Karens don’t realize that they aren’t in a singleplayer life where it’s them as a human player and everyone else as an NPC. They are in the MMO of REALITY. Suck it up Karens. You aren’t alone in this world. And honestly. We all kind of wish you were
Sociopaths think like that.
"We all kind of wish you were" that was the best part
@@stevenweaver3386 They ARE Sociopaths.
That kid in the last story is smart. Social media sucks, and yeah, people will ruin your life because of something stupid you said 10 years ago
Bingo.. I’m trying to get into the entertainment industry. I’m slowly going back through all of the Facebook posts I made when I was a teenager 7+ years ago and deleting stupid things just to cover my back.
TheQuadLaunchers that’s a good idea. You can bet there will people going through all of your past stuff. I’m currently doing the same thing since I’m wanting to do music as a career.
Amen to that. There's a good reason I have a handful of internet psuedonyms. Anything with my real name attached is always the kind of thing I wouldn't mind a prospective employer seeing.
@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber The problem is, people will find a way to find out that the account is yours. It's honestly depressing just how much effort some people will put into fucking up the life of someone they don't even know
@@TheQuadLaunchers It makes me glad I never had social media to begin with. Plus, the industry I'm aiming for is racing, and people don't care what you say so much in racing. I mean, Helmut Marko is saying stupid shit today and he's fine. Good luck, though. Just hope no one decided to save those posts
A reply to Karen who wants you to put their trash away: "Don't you ever clean at home, at all? If you do, then you should be used to it too. So be a big girl and put your own trash away yourself." I wonder if that would end up with Karen exploding verbally, in front of her kid of course.
If a Karen said to me and had her kid in one hand, I'd just turn to the kid and say: "don't be like your mom, if she has legs she can throw away her own trash"
lol she doesn't has a script for that, she will pass out
Yo Day innuendo? Or just a retort?
But I'm a single mother! I don't have time to be sanitary!
@MagicBanana YOU should be paying ME for the privilege to throw my popcorn and soda away! I take cash or card!
Reading the title “lady I’m 12” reminded me of when I was in car line one day, this woman’s kid tripped me and I pushed his leg in, as it was blocking the way. (Note, I already had issues with this woman as her kid would punch me and She kept saying “mY bAbY wOuLd NeVeR dO tHAt, liAr”.) I get in my moms car and the woman opens the car door and goes “your daughter kicked my baby in the leg” when the principal told her I simply moved it. She got half her body in the car, then touched my arm and went “sweetie you can’t hurt other k-“. Before she could finished my mom punched her in the nose (my mom is very overprotective) and went “don’t fucking touch my daughter”. Long story short the EM tried to file charges, but it was dropped because she was trespassing in the car. My mother was banned from car line for a month, and my dad had to pick me up.
I have quite a few more, around 12 I think as I only stayed at the school for a year.
You got a cool mom
You should've reported that kid.
J Fan oh the principal seen it all and he got in trouble. The mom was just entitled because she thought she ran the place due to her being rich.
Your mom sounds awesome
No social media? I applaud that kid. He's got a lot of self discipline for a kid of that age, especially with the pressure he would face from his friends and school mates to join social media. Good for him. I hope that kid makes it to the NFL with that attitude.
That last one hit close to home. I was 6'0" at 13. This sort of thing happened to me a few times back in the 90's. I still get people asking for help when I'm in stores, but mainly to get things off of high shelves; I finished off growing at 6'7".
Dollar store Karens are the worst sort of Karen’s
Especially the cheap ones that wanna buy the whole store knowing dollar stores only have one cashier maybe 2 if your lucky.
Dollar stores should have iPhones in it as my little angel wanted one and it was like 700 dollars, this is a rip off, I went to the dollar store and they didn't have it so I was enraged and had to spend 700 dollars on it
@@Karen-kl7yc Omg it's Karen! Hi Karen!!! Did any retail workers disrespect you today?
@@NicoUnken No i did not but someone would not refund my burger when I dropped it, so I gave it to my dog, so I got that man fired 😂😂😂
@@Karen-kl7yc Another win for Karen!
Karen: “Let me speak to the manager.”
Person: “Haha I am the manager.”
Karen: “Then let me speak with ur regional manager.”
Person: “That’s also me!”
Karen: “What! Then... let me speak to your company manager!”
Person: “I own this company! *HAHAHAHAHAHA* Now gtfo.”
What manager?.. this is a 5 cent lemonade stand run by 6-year-olds. (Karen does not compute activate hell mode)
Oof, wait...nevermind
Umm Ma'am I don't work here.................I OWN THE PLACE
@Isobella Wisniewski *Activate Revive_Lifetimefun.Mp4 2.6?*
This comment should be animated!
The first story hits me personally, i was a cart attendant at my last job, it was such a headache that people wouldnt put carts in the cart corrals, its why theyre there.....ugh.....i hated that job
You and me both, buddy. I'm a cart attendant at a grocery store, and it can be quite a pain, especially on windy days.
@@astrofan1993 don't get me started....
I work as one in a sense at my job, though I do tend to do other tasks that supervisors or managers require me to do, so I know what that's like (been at it for 14 years thus far).
And yes, I agree that those lazy people are ones to talk when they went out of their way to *not* put the cart back where they should be going.
There is one store that I frequent (well... Used to frequent before the pandemic) that has absolutely no cart corrals in the parking lot; not even one outside the front doors. At that one place, I feel completely justified in leaving them by my parking spot.
Thats the reason, there is deposit on the carts in Germany.
Sad that we’re in a world where a 10-year-old tweet gets people fired. Not like systems of justice are built on the idea of change now is it?
Some systems are, some systems aren't
This is why I don't reveal my screen names to my employers. As far as they know I don't use social media.
Huh. Didn't even know my little story was recounted here. Well, I hope you guys enjoyed it!
Oh, cool! Which one was it?
@@thegreatstoneddragon9432 the one with GladDos
Saw this comment, looked at the profile picture and knew right away it had to be the GladDos story, haha. I sure enjoyed it. I just think the random woman from the theater deserved a worse reply.
"I am so, so sorry about my deranged mother. They got her on new meds this week, and it doesn't seem to be working out. Please hold her here for a moment while I'll go get the plates from all the cars she scratched outside, please, under any circumstances, don't let her leave until I come back."
*never comes back*
"I look tough, but there's nothing tough about my marshmallow soul."
I feel that. I'm a short, young adult female, a little heavier than I should be, and I have RBF (Resting B**** Face). It keeps the creeps away from me and my passive, marshmallow soul.
Hehe 69th like and first reply. Also, I entirely feel that guy as well
“On of our most hated managers showed up, let’s call her GLaDOS”
Me: *Imagines them speaking in a GLaDOS voice*
"hello and welcome to the aperture laboratories"
Aperture laboratories takes this time to remind you that the weighted companion cube can not talk and if it could it would tell you to kill it
@@emmawardman4590 and it will never threaten to stab you
😂
I can smell the neurotoxin already
I don’t know why, but it warmed my heart hearing that their child CHOOSES to not take part in social media. That was a choice I thought impossible as a kid, but it would of saved me so much drama growing up.
On top of the fact that his parents didn’t choose for him.
I can't imagine how "rude" my reaction would be if some rando handed me trash to throw away because she recognizes me from a job I have on the other side of town. Like wtf is wrong with some people??
What kind of idiot mistakes a god dang 12 year old for an employee?!?!?!
A VERY special kind of idiot.
To be fair, I swear there's one working at my local Walmart. He looks so young!!! There's NO WAY he's older than 14!
@@smallweebvlogs Well if he works there he indeed IS older than 14
Your average Karen probably
I mean, he's taller than me and I'm 27. So the kid prob looks like a teenager at least. It was still weird to just assume someone work there instead of finding one in uniform tbh
Karen: "hits disabled person"
Person: "calls cops"
Karen: *shocked pikachu face*
Today i saw how dude in my country was jumping on police car, and was arrested :) He was shocked as well :)
*disabled
@@Mithandune How can you be shocked that you get arrested after jumping on a police car 💀
@@Zatoka. Don't ask me, some people intelligence lantern doesn't shine to bright :)
@@jotarokujo608 i dont understand
Karen: GET ME YOUR MANAGER
Guy: *turns around, then turns back to face her* Hello Ma'am I am the manager!
*PLOT TWIST*
@@justsomerandombananawithin3705 *DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN*
Extra points if you put on a fake mustache and heavy accent (preferrably posh british)
Employee: **push glasses up** You triggered my trap card
Just like that episode of I Love Lucy where Lucy and Ricky get in trouble for speeding
Your voice for all the entitled people, Karens, and jerks fit perfectly like they provoke a response to want to knock their light out (dont know if that's a good thing or not). Keep doing the good work man.
If someone were to complain to me and drag me to see the manager, I’d just play along until she realized I don’t actually work there.
Karen: Aren't you a bit young to work at a store?
12yo: Yes, yes I am.
...is this a Phineas and Ferb reference or is the three hours I spent watching it starting to have effect?
@@singingofsilver Yes, yes it is
Ohoho I see what you did there ~~
@@singingofsilver That's only 9 episodes, though.
That's not much.
@@Ender11037 you underestimate peoples will to wqste time
Karen: *has not asked for help yet*
"YoU'rE nOt VeRy HeLpFuL!"
Employer: *Looks up rSlash*
Employer: *Watches videos*
Employer: You criticise people on the internet?
rSlash: Yes sir.
Employer: *Keeps watching*
Employer: *Clicks subscribe*
Employer: They deserve it.
Hiring Executive Head Hunter : “I’m going to put you in charge of HR...”
Accurate 💀
Omg I freakin laughed out loud my guy that's funny money (Literally)
RSlash I would hire you if I had any pull, and if you were willing to take a pay cut (I dont know how much a you tuber with a million plus subs makes but I'm willing to bet it's more than me.)
@@conniemartinez3173 Make him the Head of both HR and Training the Call Center workers...
The Karen's will never know what hit them...
Me when I see the 12 yr old manager thing: Ah yes, Another very tall child for our clan
The pharmacist really said “No❤️”
Manager: *breathes*
Karens: *HES ASSULTING ME!!*
Lol
BUT HE IS!
**Starts to screech like an demon**
First story: Even better, OP should've turned this into a malicious compliance and just asked the lady if she really wanted to drive to "X company" at "Y address" just to speak with his manager.
Second story: Honestly, I would've go by the 3 strike rule if I ever resigned from such a disorganized workplace. First strike, I tell them politely that I no longer work for them and to delete my info. Second strike, I warn them that if they call me again, I'll file a harassment charge against them. If they don't get the point across before the third strike, they have to suffer the consequences.
Third story: I think rSlash said it well. There is no more defining trait for a Karen than their delusion that everyone owes them something one way or another.
Fourth story: Welp, I wouldn't wanna be in the shoes of the hotel receptionist who had to answer the call from that Karen after this story took place.
Fifth story: One of my philosophies is that it's the kindest people with a tough appearance that you should never get on the wrong side of.
Sixth story: You know, even without the red shirt, there's still a slight chance that OP's son would've become ... _Targeted._
That ending pun won my Like.
The 12 year old should have said "unless this store supports Child workers, you have the wrong person"
funny. laughed.
YOU FOUND THE FUNNY
Eat your school, dont do vegetables, go to drugs
@@yobamagaming4168 Yea you're on drugs 😂😂😂😂😂
Karens have been around for along time.
This happened to me when I worked at a local Stop N Go convenient store back in 1989-90. I worked 3rd shift since this store was open 24/7/365. My shift started at 10pm and went until 7am so I could be there to help with the morning new papers and early morning deliveries. Earlier in the day the Pepsi delivery was made and they brought in at least 50 trays of 2 liters of Pepsi products. They posted a huge sign in one of the 4 foot by 6 foot windows with the special sale price on i. They had also posted a sign on the main entrance door stating the price and sale special. They had also posted a huge display sign on the 2 liters themselves with the pricing special.
I had just finished the shift change and the 2nd shift worker was finishing up their last bit of stocking in the coolers. I am at the cash register since there were a couple customers inside and a couple getting gas when this one lady rushes inside walks really fast to where the 2 liters are and walk around really fast to a couple other areas and then comes up to me at the register and asks me "How much is that Pepsi?". At that point 3 of the other customers that were close to the register waiting to be checked out started laughing madly as I said "Did you see any of the 3 huge signs around with the price on them?". She then huffed all the way back to the Pepsi display and grabbed 3 of the 2 liter bottles and slammed them down on the counter expecting me to check her out ahead of those already waiting in line. Needless to say I checked out 5 other customers, the 3 already inside and 2 that came inside to pay for their gas as she stood there just tapping her foot like I was to be at her beck and call.
I was at least polite to her as I checked her out and did the whole nice cashier thing and once she was at the door I asked if she had seen any of the signs yet. Good thing the door had one of those nice hefty plungers on it since she tried to slam the door shut and failed at that as well. I had my entertainment for the night and my shift had only begun.
The first one was really funny when you consider that she was too lazy/busy to put a cart back, but was ready to waste all that time and energy to go ALL the way back to the store, and track down the manager.
Who goes into a dollar store and complains about the stuff there. Everything is cheap for a reason, it's in the name
No it should have airports and iPhones in it for a dollar as its really rude
@@Karen-kl7yc Karen, this is why you don't deserve custody or the kids. Chad is a better person than you are.
@@amperesim6304 how dare you I'm SUEING
@Karen odin help us
We litterally got a Karen commenting on a Karen video
All The Dislikes are From Karen's Who Was Not Able to Take Free things from a Store And their Entitled brat :)
Yass
Karen:HOW DARE YOU STOP ME FROM BREAKING THE LAW
getting calls from a place where you haven't worked at for 3 years is one of the most hilarious shit I've ever heard. Guy should've checked in and asked where his paycheck for the last 3 years was if he "still works there"
Daaaammmn that 12 year old sounds more mature than that (probably) 40y/o Karen lol
"Then why is he here?" I am still laughing hysterically over that one!
Manager: he doesn't work here.
Karan: then why is he here?
Me: Uh, you don't work there either. And if you don't work there, then why are YOU there? Hmmmm?
Reverse psychology
Karen's brain implodes
Karen.exe has stopped responding
OH I LOVE that idea...zip tieing a shopping cart to the car door handle sounds a FANBLOODYTASTIC idea !!!
i have dealt with at least one karen a week when walking to the store, the always do that to other cars for no reason. so i simply do one cart for one door each time, right back at them. i have gotten at least 20-30 people
I'm the weirdo running around the grocery store putting all the lazy's carts back lol it really is the easiest thing and I usually have to drag my 3 kids under 9 with me so wtf is YOUR excuse?! I worked at a store before and had to collect the carts, in the winter in Maine so I know how crappy it can be, not to mention when you can't park cause idiots leave them in a parking spot.
I'm in Texas where it's 110degrees outside and the carts have been soaking up heat all day. My daughter got burned badly on a cart left out so if I see one I will take it back to the store or at least to the nearest worker out collecting them.
I thought you have 4 daughters, 13, 8, 7 and 4?
I like bringing in the shopping scooters in. The employees appreciate it and I really enjoy riding on them. The only thing I don't like about them is that they move slower than I can go on crutches. I had knee surgery when I was about 18 and was on crutches for a while and I tested this out.
I get lazy people who leave carts from other stores at where I work.
Towards said lazy people: Seriously, don't complain about putting a cart back as "too hard to do" when you literally took the effort to dump it where it shouldn't be in the first place.
not to be that person but if it is trully so easy to put it back as people say why is it a big deal if a busy person just leaves it in the parking lot? i used to work at a grocery store and didnt find it a hassle.. Some people do have invisible illnesses that make doing mundane things like shopping extrenuous... the kid in the story seemed more like a karen then the woman lol I suppose its similar to vegans who enjoy feeling superior to carnivores
I just discovered your channel and I haven't laughed this much on any other channel! You've got the perfect sense of humor and fun for these stories. Thank you for brightening my day!
BRAVO to the last kid. He's very smart and polite. GOOD JOB PARENTS!!!!! Barry
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS TH-cam CHANNEL IF YOU’RE NOT MAKING RSLASH VIDEOS”
Edit:Wow A lot of people didn’t get the joke and for those people I just wanna say “R/wooosh”
W-watching them?
UnknownDarkDragon Well I’m going home
Wtf why did this get so many likes
This makes literally no sense
what does this even mean smh
These Karens are basically like this in a nutshell.
OP: "I don't work here lady."
Karen: "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that."
*OR*
Karen: "Wait, that's illegal."
*OR*
Karen: "We've been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly, bamboozled."
I got quite confused when i read that last story. A 12 year old kid is 5'10'' and 190Ibs and i'm 23 at 5'11'' and 230Ibs. But i can't imagine how big he would get when he stops growing.
If he's like me thats as tall as he's gonna get lol I stopped growing at 12 besides my weight. I'm 4'11 at the age of 28
He’s probably just an early bloomer, I stopped growing around that age, although I’m 5ft3
6-7 ft
At 13 one of my boys was as big as me ( 178cms, 85kg). He ended up at just shy of 2m tall and 110kg. But, he's a gentle teddy bear.
I love the phrasing of the pharmacy store worker ...bless his marshmallow soul!
Great video. Love gearing about all the "Karen's " got what was owed them and how one was even kind enough to take down her friend Gladas with her.
Kid: Mommy what's that?
Mom: A wild karen, whyde U as--
*-Pokemon musics play-*
*A wild Karen appeared infront of u*
Karen: What ya say?!?!
that make my day for no reason :D
Either Lusamine battle music, or Team Galactic Commander. If she has the full beehive hair: Mirror B theme.
When the manager comes to the assistance, it’s either The Royal Battle or Ultra Necrozma.
*An electric current is running across the battlefield!* [In reference to electric terrain-. Sorry lmao, thought it would fit.]
!
*Trainer spots you music comes on*
*Karen walks to you*
Karen: Can I speak to your manager?
*Pokémon trainer battle music starts playing*
(Pick any gen trainer, executive, gym leader, etc.)
Local Maple
I would say Cynthia's theme is more fitting, as its near impossible to argue with a Karen without getting screamed at.
Do rslash extreme cheapskates were any one will do something for 5 cents or save money in ridiculous ways
rslash only covers reddit content, hence the name "rslash". He most likely wouldn't do that
Isn't this just r/choosingbeggers?
@@nightcorelucario2218 oh nononono my friend...
*its way worse*
Oohh I would love to see this
When there is 68 dislikes: The hardest decisions require the strongest will
Your resolve is tested
?
no it's
i know what i have to do but i don't know if i have the strength to do it
@@randomgaming1236 69
I love how there are so many of these type of stories that there is a whole subreddit dedicated to them.
That one about the woman knowing he worked for a grocery store and not the theater really surprised me
Was at office depot the other day a dude came up to me asking me to restock the shelves I was in basketball shorts and slides and the uniform is a redshirt 🤣
"Gladys" is one of the reasons why labor unions exist.
GLaDOS*
Yup
And labor laws. My boss keeps assigning me work to do off the clock, at home, without being paid. She told me if I ever want to get promoted I have to put in at least 20 "free hours" a week. A free hour is where you work for your employer for free, like a slave.
zip tying a cart to someone's car sounds like a goodway to get shot
don't do it
If that's really the case for where you live, please move somewhere safer.
It's still funny.
@@dinkledankle Safer? Anyone zip tying a cart to someone's property is pretty clearly violating their property. You come after me or my shit and I'm likely to shoot because you don't have the right and I'll be damned if I let you get away with it. If more people carried their gun on their hip, society wouldn't be quite so quick to be shitty to each other. Threat of force is what keeps people in line
@@ram89572 pretty sure pulling a fire arm on a person is MUCH worse then the ziptie plan
Oh ok well your name says it all 😂
@@myctfan5016 yep
I love the tone you said “Buying stuff?”
I worked retail and after rolling my 👀 eyes I laughed hysterically! 😆 😂😂
💕 to you and your family.
rslash: uploads
me, awake at 6am for god knows what reason: *my life has purpose*
haha its 3pm here
Same
Hows the west coast? Its 9:30 here in NJ
Honestly karens make me want to not have a purpose
9 am up here
Lmao GLaDOS is the perfect name for the entitled person in that story.
Why did I read this in her voice.
Yumi Jaymesme idk. I don’t see GLaDOS to be the type of AI to talk about themselves in the third person.
That got me to thinking about playing Portal 2 again. I only have portal 2 so need to get the first game.
Man, that person named OP sure is having a lot of adventures.
its a pretty BIZARrE adventure
Yay, jojo referances
iS tHaT a JoJo'S rEfErEnCe ? !
@@Dracowulf Is YoUr NaMe A jOjO's ReFeReNcE!
@@matiasderosa661 hmmm...
YOUR NAME INCLUDES BOI SO THAT MEANS IT'S A JOJOS REFERENCE
"And a purse big enough to brain a camel" I don't know why I find this so funny
Last story congratulations sounds like you’re good parents, and are raising your son right. God bless I hope all his dreams are fulfilled!
"he's old enough *and heavy enough* that kidnapping is not likely". Oh my god. I want to meet these parents, say, talk to the son's manager. And tell them they they're awesome.
Edit: it's sad that the kid doesn't have social media, because he's afraid of getting cancelled over a mistake or saying something stupid. It wasn't all that long ago that people would just call you on saying something stupid, you'd day "you know what? You're right. That was a long time ago, I've changed since then, and didn't realise that would harm people. Sorry, my bad!" and everyone would move on with their lives.
Kid, if you (or your managers) ever read this: try not to let it stop you. Almost anyone has some stupid shit on their timeline from forever ago if you go back far enough. If someone wants to call you out, just be completely honest. "yeah, i did say that, but I didn't realise it is as harmful at the time. I'm also not literally 12 anymore".
This sort of thing shits me to tears. Happens all the time in the furry fandom, for whatever reason. Once someone gets the tiniest bug up their arse about anything, instead of just farting it out and moving on like a normal person, they leave the bug there, to grow, feed, fester, breed, do everything but deal with it. But once that bug is in their arse, it's there forever. It's like they don't realise that people change and evolve over time. It's sad. Makes me ashamed to be a furry, honestly.
The world has gotten significantly shittier since the introduction of social media. The kid is definitely making the better choice to stay off of it and keep those scummy ass tech companies from selling everything they can about him. Frankly I serious doubt his NFL dreams will ever come to fruition since that number of successes is tiny compared to the number of people in this country, but not getting canceled out of some celebrity job isn't the only worry. I'm 32. I grew up in an era before social media and the era where it was developing. I ended up being grown by the time it was as big as it is now. I've seen the decline in society. The open embracing of communist ideas fueled by collectivist idiots. The idea that someone has the right to call your work and get you fired (successfully) for things completely unrelated to your job. The sharing of outright lies. The bullying to make people comply withthe leftist agenda. Social media is for suckers and best avoided.
Edit: Also words are not violence and anyone who wants someone "canceled" for something they said can go straight to hell. Calling some minority a slur is not harming that person. They can get right the fuck over it.
Just think, you just need someone saying to said something and you can lose your career and home nowadays.
That 5ft 10 190lb 12 year old is gonna be like 6ft 10 when he finishes puberty damn
My son was about %' 6" when he was 12. Taller than me. He is now 6' 4" at age 31.
Or that could b his total height cuz I stopped growing at 12 lol
Tank CityQueen
That’s rare
I stopped growing at 12 too and I’m 5ft 4
@@Queenofthatank men have a longer growth period than women
The replies to the first story almost had Rslash laughing, and he usually stays very professional during these videos
Also has anyone else noticed how being professional is basically like not showing any emotions during work?
I love these videos they really help with my reading! I have adhd and personally trying to read stuff longer than a paragraph can be a struggle sometimes so having a voiceover really helps me enjoy it! It’s like my friend is reading it to me! 💜
The story with the guy calling the manager GLaDOS. And the Doctor Who hoodie. He rocks !
You reading GlaDOS as Gladys hurt my soul. It has an 'O'...
He has a habit of mispronouncing things. Like the Pokémon Latios and Latias he somehow pronounced the t in their names with a s
Listen, here is a very good tip for you. Pass it on if you want.
You don’t like it, then don’t frickin’ watch it. K? K.
@@randomgaming1236 what this got to do with any of that? I enjoy watching Rslash's videos. I just wish to correct him when he's mispronouncing things
@@randomgaming1236 No, it’s not “k”. Don’t be a twat. People have the right to use the comments to comment on the content, comprising compliments and critiques. You don’t get to be the criticism constable. Ain’t nobody gotta kowtow to you.
I was 11 years old the first time I had to tell someone “I don't work here lady”. I'm shopping with my mother in a department store, looking for her size dress pants for her job. This woman taps me on the shoulder and asks me to go get her these clothes she's holding in her size. The first time, but not the last time I say to someone “Lady I don't work here. I'm 11 years old. And I think store employees are not allowed to wear cut off shorts, tee-shirts with words on them, and flipflops. Go away.” She then asks me “why I'm hanging up clothes if I don't work here?” “Because I knocked them down, and my momma told me to clean up the mess I made, and to not make more work for other people, to be a good citizen. Why what'd your mother tell you to do when you made a mess?”. Gaping fish mouth to follow. Then she asked if I had seen any employees anywhere, “I saw a lady with a name tag on go that way awhile ago”. My mother is at the next rack laughing at me. My mother is obviously old enough to be working there, and dressed very nicely, never occurred to that woman to ask her anything... WTH?
Unfortunately this was the first time, but not the last time. This has been happening since 1975. The last time it happened was a few months ago. It's been about 50 years of this. My mother and husband think it's hilarious, they say it's because I have a “May I help you” face.
Worst one was in a JCPenney store after I got off work, I switch busses at the mall to get home. I'm wearing my work uniform, khaki pants, fish covered shirt, ID badge on a lanyard. The woman grabbed my arm forcibly to try and pull me around as I'm looking at merchandise to buy. I told her “if you don't want to draw back a nub you better take your hands off of me.” I stood at least 4 inches taller than her. She said “how dare I talk to a customer that way!”. I said “How dare you grab a customer that way b-itch! I don't work here, I have a real job”. She said “of course you work here you have a name tag on!” “No, I have a security badge on in my lanyard, where they do background checks on people with my job, retail sales doesn't do that. And I just got off work.”. Her response was still “but you have a name tag on! Wait on me.” My response... “Bite me.” and I walked off. That woman left marks on my arm where her nails dug into me. She's dang lucky I didn't punch her. But my husband already warned me if I punch one of these crazy women he's not bailing me out. He's seen it happen, where they keep on and I ball up my fist, he grabs me before I launch a punch, and herds me away. One of these days I'm gonna hit someone that leaves marks on me... I'm too dang old for this nonsense anymore.
I have nearly 50 years of “I don't work here lady!!!”. But I love hearing other people's stories about this.
Take care, stay safe, have a nice day.
👵🙂✌️🖖 😷 🙉🙈🙊 🌎☮️
You already know she’s a Karen when she just says let me speak to your manager and your not even on the job
I love that you clean up everything on these posts. I laugh every time you censor the word "crap" :) Thank you for bringing a bit of happiness to my day!
"marshmallow soul" that's actually made me smile, that's adorable
To date my greatest achievement was when a Karen called my brother cause she thought he was this guy she met at a bar??? Anyway he tried to explain it was the wrong number she would have it and called him for about a week eventually she pulled out slurs ( like the n-word, we are very white .__.) and threatening law suits lmao
But the best part is when i picked up the phone for him and agreed to meet at this high class restaurant in the area that I worked at and asked her to order my food cause I would be “late”
As far as I know she did, had to pay for it, and I never showed up idk we blocked her number
Still a proud moment :)
can’t imagine why someone would give her a fake number with an attitude like that lmfao
i would have asked her to order $100 for my dinner
Karen: GET ME YOUR MANAGER
Kid: I'm 12....
Karen: *realizes she screwed up - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Karens are sociopaths and never, ever admit they could be wrong, about ANYTHING. if you imply they are, they instantly play the victim card and turn your vicious, unfounded accusation back at you, where it rightfully belongs.
The shopping cart is the test of your value as a person
when I saw my gf go out of her way to corral someone else’s cart across the lot, I knew she was the one
"Doing my thing, slinging drugs."
Best sentence I've heard in a while.
I lmaoed so bad when I imagined the Karen's expression at the dollar store when she was told the guy didn't work there.
Me: 24 comments! Can I see them?
TH-cam: NO
TH-cam: Yasssss see it ill give it to u there u happy
Me: Geez
Rocking Ultraviolet protip: sort by new to see the comments
@@ocbee6175 dude it was a joke
Nobody:
R slash fans: *straight to the comments*
Yasssssssssssssss
Yup
Sounds about right.
@DITCHY ikr and for 14 likes? bruh
So true
Someone's clearly never played portal, it's "glad-oh-s", not "glad-is" :)
It is supposed to be glad-os, but a lot of people say glad-is, because she is based on one of de developers, whose name is Gladys.
L Kramers-Kolman oh, well I guess that works too then :D
😂😂😂 "I won't get the job because I bash 100s of people online". That was the golden line from this video for sure.
Out of children’s mouths come the words and attitudes of their parents.
The crazy thing is I haven’t been early to a rslash video in awhile
Once this person texted me “I’m busy I can’t call rn” and so I called him thinking it was a spam bot and he LAYS INTO ME screaming and yelling. I deadpanned and said “Sir, I’m 15, please stop.” and he didn’t believe me screaming he needed my manager, and swearing at me. I just hung up.
why would you call a spam bot? just curious
I ws binging RSlash and he uplaods a video
It is like God gives you more SWEETS
Also if you don't like sweets I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT
NOW GIVE MY SON YOUR LIVER
Lol
The amount of nerdy references is amazing and I love it
I just thought of possibly one of the scariest/funniest things ever. A Karen vs A Karen.