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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ก.ย. 2023
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You are awesome so keep up the great work!😊
vaazkl….PLEASE can you drop a video showcasing the music you use in your videos? tons of fans keep asking and it doesn’t happen 😭 even just make a playlist
country memes? (pls do Australia first)
Fridge or meirl memes
4:56 This tweet says “lmao did i tell y’all abt the white dude at my school who apparently learned japanese for the girl he liked but the girl he liked…… was chinese” since Vaaz didn’t finish it all
LOL, thank you
"did i tell y'all abt the white dude at my school who apparently learned"
LMAO
@@A_Buster9693 a rare occasion
these stories first angered me, but then i realized; in this society, we rarely get to just sit back and simply laugh at people being stupid. i’m glad that there are videos like these out there.
02:52
Deer actually do shed there antlers naturally on a regular basis, so the Christmas tree made out of deer antlers could have been created without having harmed any deer if they just found the shed deer antlers on the ground.
eeyup
I jst said that but with a maybe
Okay, but like, what level of Disney princess do you gotta be to just find 100+ antlers, all of which were obtained with absolutely no harm caused to the animal??? Is it possible? Yes. Is it plausible? I really don't think so tbh 🤷♀️
Edit: oh for god's sake, I never meant to imply it was impossible, I just said I personally don't believe it. Unless it was fake antlers, I just personally don't believe all 100+ antlers were obtained ethically, not that there's no way they were. It's just my opinion, goddamn -_-
2nd Edit: jesus christ what kind of war did I start-
@@Skygirl-rp4ob The scenario which makes the most sense to me is.. He just lives in an area where deers are common OR he bought the antlers online.
@@Skygirl-rp4ob you know people go shed hunting yearly, right? this could have been a family thing for a few years, or a shed buyer on a single good year
2:54 but... they literally do
Dear shed their old antlers, and re-grow them the following winter
it's a seasonal thing
Yes. It's astounding how such basic zoological knowledge is unknown to the general population.
5:30 pretty sure that's the whole point of that sentence even existing
unless... the quick brown fox was really popular for his jumping skills back in the day
2:59 pretty sure deer shed antlers every winter, but I have a feeling he wasn’t just stalking deer waiting for them to shed their antlers so he could steal them
It's not like the antlers disappear when the deer shed them so you need to be there when they do...
did you guy know deer antlers actually fall off every year and grow back the fallowing spring, so it is POSSIBLE to make antler tree with no deer being harmed.
I just don't know where they would get that many, and that has just raised even more questions for me.
Deer farm?
Is it not normal to look for deer antlers every year next thing you say it weird to cook road kill
@@BabalonNuit Yea this guy could just be a deer farmer, a more wholesome ending to this tree
@@jamesfreeman3617 I actually know a guy that sells antlers to tourist, so he does go around and look for deer antlers every year.
Definitely not normal but I see no reason to be opposed to it
that "im sorry oreo"
felt so emotional
we must see oreo
As someone who is not stupid, I’m clearly that stupid
😂
Exactly, I wonder why she licked that parking ticket and kicked a block of Swiss cheese,
These memes make me want to continue living👍👍
You ok bro
U good?
Please do keep living trust me you will be missed if you do, my friend commited suicide a few days ago i miss him and wish he kept living he got bullied too suicide
Well I’m sure they aren’t the only thing you have to keep you going, stay strong bro
Guys this is a joke im fine
2:58 Actually, antlers do fall out each year but wow that's either bullshit or dedication to antler collecting.
there are people who go hunting every year, the dude was more than likley collecting for a few years
Or like someone else said the antlers are replicas
you see theres this thing called money, don't know if you've ever heard of it.
basically, you can swap money for items.
crazy right?
@@risingsheep2983 There's this thing called lying. Sometimes people utilize this to trick others into thinking the products they sell are ethically sourced, but much like Nestle, who gets their water from communities who are frequently in droughts, and utilizes child labour, those deer antlers were not all acquired ethically.
@@risingsheep2983
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And also, that's why he said "that's either bullshit or dedication to antler collecting."
Because he either bought it from a hunter who killed the animals, collected them, or hunted the deer himself.
4:59 lmao did I tell y’all abt the white dude at my school who apparently learned Japanese for the girl he liked but the girl he liked…was Chinese……
thank you
Fun fact for those who don’t know: deers do actually shed their antlers yearly, and it is painless.
4:59 I laughed my ass off is your throat ok?😂😂😂😂😂😂
he coughed so hard that he skipped the tweet
@@dominomachines1872 thankfully it's still readable
2:11
Most homeless people have a preferred place to sleep, eat and beg. Sometimes these places can be all over cities and spread far apart. A lot of people also have the misconception that homeless shelters will provide someone with housing for an infinite amount of time. In reality they let you stay for a month maximum and a few days in busy places, they're also spread out to give support to the most amount of people and prevent overlap.
3:23 Ah, yes, I also become South America when flirted with.
4:57 I felt the word "damn" resonate in my body idk why
wow vaazkl has a dog named oreo
Trying to figure out which of these are actually comedy/trolling is insane, and I like that.
0:26 Every time someone tries to reinvent trains, they just end up making something that's already been done.
It's not just trains there is a legitimate patient for the horse powered car
"you know what? let's reinvent the wheel."
4:58 bro skipped a meme for a cough 💀
it was a sneeze
bro what was the tweet @@VaazkLShorts 😭
1:12
No. They didn’t, speaking as someone diagnosed with it. ODD is not saying no to something because of a valid reason, it’s going out of your way to defy a given instruction with little to no logic. For example, saying “mom, I would like to close my door at night even though you asked me not too” is not ODD. “Mom, I’m going to run a bit into the busy street because you told me to be careful of traffic”
2:33 That’s from a show focused around being silly with statistics. There was also a “did lance came a lot? Like was it more then most men” quote in it.
From google searching during this video I found out why I have never been precisley sure where mount everest is. It is in Napal. but that happens to be simultaniusly an independent nation, territory claimed by india, and territory claimed by china.
3:22 I too become South America when someone flirts back
9:44 the amount of brain rot in this one makes my brain hurt
0:33 I like how the only name blurred is the one who said "hold up"
The cough at 5:00💀💀💀
"DAMN" 💀
"DAMN"💀
Bro the ''Damn'' is the SPICIEST line this man has ever said. I started sweating out of emotions...It was so....Hot..
@@historyanimations711 shut up please
6:54 this is funny, but when I lived there, most people were pretty smart, but they just didn’t have twitter, there isnt really a middle ground there, just stupid enough to use twitter, and smart enough to not use twitter
2:58 bro the antlers DO fall out painlessly, deers shed
I think that's why it's in a "these memes are stupid" video
4:59 the full thing reads ‘lmao did I tell y’all about the white dude who apparently learned Japanese for the girl he liked but the girl he liked… was chinese…
10:28 well i mean she isn't wrong
big smort
Sometimes, I feel dumb. But then I remember there are people that act dumber, and sometimes sound like it wasn't just a one-off mistake when they brain wasn't working for a few seconds.
2:59 deers shed their antlers, ik someone probably said this, but I’m gonna say it because why not.
16:51 THE ONE TIME I FIND A RANDOM PHOTO ABOUT MY LANGUAGE ITS THIS
6:45 I love this explanation for American Football.
“The rest of the world don’t celebrate Halloween and thanksgiving”
*Canadian me: who is making my own Halloween costume this year*
relatable. (i am canadian too and i celebrate all those holidays)
I call myself dumb a lot. But I feel happy seeing people dumber than me.
5:29 It has since been supplanted by *"Sphinx of Black Quartz, Judge My Vow"*
11:14 *Bawling her*
Hearing vaazkl cough ONCE makes me worry already (I worry too much about people)
worry about me
I bet he knows about the gnomes
16:22
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT, BACK THE HELL UP
YOU HAVE A DOG
AND THE DOG'S NAME IS OREO
show the doggo
YES
2:58 Deers shed their antlers bro. It’s typically painless…
2:49 that antlers one is only missing the explanation about why the antlers can fall painlessly, but yeah, they do.
4:31
Got my brother to do it. Laughed so hard I started crying lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣
Antlers DO fall off painlessly EVERY year & regrow in spring for the rutt.
Oppositional defiance disorder is ALWAYS being defiant for no apparent reason. Kinda just like that one guy that constantly plays devils advocate, except these people can't control it. My brother has this and has been institutionalized multiple times.
1:05
I was diagnosed with ODD and I have to say this is not all of it, there is much more to ODD. But yes, 99% of the time it's just us having boundaries and adults being mad about it, be we actually argue back :/
3:19 dont apologize you made it better
I too would like to know why that school banned body armor. The oddly specific rules usually have some batshit crazy story behind it.
R/onlythedumbest
Thats what you are 💀
If anyone's curious, the lawn mowing thing would actually come out to be about $62,400 a year in gross income. That is assuming you can find enough clients to mow four lawns a day every day for all four seasons of a year.
9:45
So confident, yet so wrong
If you call your dog Oreo, you're a legend. Good job Vaazkl
As someone who is stupid, I can confirm these are very clever.
congrats on being first
@@IrishGermannoh I’m first?
yep@@avian.shmavian
I want to find those people who were wrong and smack the knowledge in them
That cough caught me off guard
lmao yeah sad that we couldnt read the rest
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable
Well, it's nice to see that humans never change
Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes, it's really me, it's Maui
Breathe it in
I know it's a lot
The hair, the bod
When you're staring at a demi-god
What can I say except, "You're welcome"
For the tides, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy
Hey
What has two thumbs and pulled up the sky
When you were waddling yea high?
This guy
When the nights got cold
Who stole you fire from down below?
You're lookin' at him, yo
Oh, also I lassoed the sun
You're welcome
To stretch your days and bring you fun
Also I harnessed the breeze
You're welcome
To fill your sails and shake your trees
So what can I say except you're welcome
For the islands I pulled from the sea
There's no need to pray, it's okay
You're welcome
Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me
You're welcome
You're welcome
Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I could go on and on
I could explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground
Oh, that was Maui just messing around
I killed an eel
I buried its guts
Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts
What's the lesson?
What is the take-away?
Don't mess with Maui when he's on a break-away
And the tapestry here on my skin
Is a map of the victories I win
Look where I've been
I make everything happen
Look at that mean mini-Maui just tickety-tappin'
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha, hey)
Well, anyway let me say, "You're welcome" (you're welcome)
For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome (you're welcome)
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go (hey)
Hey, it's your day to say, "You're welcome" (you're welcome)
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat
I'm sailing away, away, you're welcome (you're welcome)
'Cause Maui can do anything but float
You're welcome
(You're welcome)
You're welcome
And thank you
why is this here and why do i love this comment so much
Is this the new Rick roll?
this is the epitamy of idiot
no@@FatYoshi619
@@FatYoshi619imposter
4:59 that damn had me like damn that's crazy
2:07
Bro last year in school, I wrote had to write a story of how a zombie apocalypse destroyed our society as we know it as an assignment. In the story, world governments managed to quarantine it in time by building walls to keep the infected away from the healthy. A group called ZRAG (Zombie Rights Activist Group) decides to commit terrorism and destroy the walls in multiple countries that had them to integrate zombies into modern day society. Within less than a week after that, downfall occurs, wich is what the colapse of governments worldwide is labeled. I swear I'm not making this up.
Mammals in the Cervidae family do drop/shed their antlers seasonally.
I actually never knew that about the school year, but that makes a lot of sense.
7:22 No way that was really R truth and Carmella
2:51 antlers do just fall out - deer shed them yearly
Deer antlers actually fall out naturally, they shed them every spring.
2:55 antlers do fall out painlessly though
14:24
Certified bats are bugs moment
me: *looks at cute girl*
girl: *looks back at me*
We live in a [South America Map].
2:55 Ik there are still dum people out there, so to clarify: Yes they did. Bros had a lot of dedication to find so many to do this. Deer, Ełk, Moose and some other I believe, do shed their antlers, or sometimes loose them in battle. You can find such antlers yourself if you search long and well enough, and don't mistake them for sticks.
A few years from now it’s going to be like my space tattoo
But.. the phrase “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” does have every letter in the alphabet 😢
R/usedtobeonr/incorrectbutamnowonr/tehtruth
These folks are dense enough to form their own gravitational field
I had to put my middle finger up more times than I can count
0:44
I understand veganism for the environment, but not for cruelty. When you walk past a steak in the shop, that cow doesn’t undie lol
The meme about the zombie rights 💀
2:56 IDK if this the joke or not but the antlers do fall out painlessly (Well idk about painlessly but they fall off on their own, humans didn’t kill the deer and take the antlers.)
getting the flag of the country i live in called wrongly 2 times just hurts man..
are we that unpopular of a country?
Bro ate a Popeyes biscuit while recording💀
0:05 now that's just karma
Eugene Nicks has his merits.
Antlers do drop painlessly
5:00
rare footage of vaazkl talking above 1 db
For the blood falling to your legs thing: kinda, yeah, if you have heart failure. If your heart isn't pumping efficiently and is backing up blood, you can have swelling in your legs. Also if you sit or stand all day, you may have swollen legs. This is because your leg muscles weren't moving to help get blood through veins.
9:13 as a kid born in 2010 i see this as an absolute win
Thank you for making me feel smart. Always such a treat
4:14 I felt the same way when I fell asleep with my contacts on, and woke up thinking I could see again😅😢
your phone is a computer, a most personal computer.
0:22 oh hell yeah
2:25 just killed me 🎩
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As a person who is stupid, I can confirm that these memes are absolutely god levels of stupid
antlers do fall out without pain
For the antler one the antlers probably did fall off the deer painlessly if they collected shed deer antlers
10:37 no, you cannot be racist to pants
I really don’t get this, if you do, please tell me
@@Gemstone_Vodka he changed the color of the pants of a fan made variant of the character boyfriend from the new grounds game Friday night funkin to his original colors
5:30 thats why my handwriting test always has that phrase
at 5:28, I cant tell if I'm dumb, or just now hearing of this.
9:09 as someone born in 2010, I can confirm that I will be attending college next year and am of legal driving age. Everyday I drive around my mega-mansion in my Bugatti while drinking sparkling water.
Whenever i have toast from the toaster i take it out using two forks by putting them in the toaster and then like a lever lifting and taking out the toast, i asked my friends if they do this too, and indeed im not alone.
8:57 shinobu & douma damn
16:20 i wonder if oreo accepted the apology
4:55 “DAYUM”
2:30 that’s Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk. She’s awesome.
1:04 yea apparently i have this. Its quite literally "child has boundaries, not good"
Not really it's an actual disorder and it's more complicated than that, but of course if you manage to sum up something like a disorder in one sentence of course it's gonna sound like "Well yeah doesn't everyone do that"