9:34 the 2 goes first, then 3, and then 1. Note: a similar setup exists down the road from where I live, but with stop sign. 1 will always stop before the the rest, and be the last to turn.
As a 12 year old individual, I was very excited when I went through this picture, scrolled down to the comments, and saw that I was right. I am a New Yorker tho
@@ethangames5189 No, because 2 is just continuing on the road, they wont really need to slow down or stop, 3 has to slow down or come to a stop to make that turn and will have to wait for 2 to pass then make the turn after. And 1 will go last because, unless he's an asshole, he can't pull out onto a road in front of people. Mind you, the sign by 2 may overrule this, but I can't make it out and also I don't think there are any signs like that (Stop sign excluded) that would require someone just continuing down the road to stop for anyone turning off or onto the road.
17:04 for those who don’t understand why her car broke down allow me to teach you the difference between diesel and gasoline engines. A gasoline engine uses spark plugs to ignite the gasoline in the combustion chamber which forces the piston to move. A diesel engine use’s compression and glow plugs to ignite the diesel. When a gasoline car all of a sudden gets diesel in the chamber the diesel ignites too early for the engine and starts to break the pistons and engine block.
The engine at 2:01 is a Holden 304 5 litre v8 likely from a Holden Commodore second gen (4 Models from 1988-2000 VN/VP/VR/VS). From second gen commodore, they typically made 165kw (221hp) of power, with 385nm (284lb-ft) of torque. Despite power figures being low by today's standard, the engine goes hard and is fucken bulletproof.
@@mot3600official and technically you'd be right. That being said, if I wasn't an Aussie myself, I probably wouldn't know what the engine was, I would have thought the same thing. It's pretty much an exclusively Australian built engine built by Holden, or Australian general motors pretty much. The reason I know so much about it is because I have one. But hey, it's still a pushrod v8 afterall.
constellation of the asparagus alpha asparagi / yasai (vegetables in japanese) beta asparagi / taeam (food in arabic) gamma asparagi / imo asparagus (the bottom of the asparagus in latin) delta asparagi / caput asparagi (the top of the asparagus in latin)
My ears hurt just imagining that, like imagine titanic style scraping against the iceberg along the whole length of the car, shuddering just thinking about it.
24:35 the car going in backwards (not sure but it looks vaguely like a miata) could be an imported model with the driver on the other side, hence why it's going in backwards
2:00 that would be a B8 engine, mainly found in the Banana Aventurere made by the Banana car company. This car is 70% water and costs about 300,000 bananas. Banana cars are mainly found in Kentucky and Illinois.
Hey mate, I've gotta correct you there. It's actually an Aussie engine, that's typically found in Australia, new Zealand and Mexico (used exclusively by the Mexican hoon cartel). Since it is Australia built, it was built upside down, it has springs for wheels, and it runs on bananas. The car does not have an exhaust, instead it has a speaker, that plays bananarama from its rear speaker. The car does not use engine oil, it uses banana smoothies instead of engine oil, and banana ice cream for coolant. To top it all off, the 8 cylinder banana engine, is called a 304. It is constantly hungry and eats Ford's for breakfast. I hope this helps, knowledge is power.
0:59 My truck has this gear knob bruh💀. I’m afraid one day ima reach for the radio, and the next thing I know my driveshaft is falling out while going 70 mph
You better believe I’m never buying an Apple iCar or an electric car. I’m never trusting my life with a robot bro, only I drive the car, not Siri. One lag spike and we’re brake checking an entire highway full of cars.
8:50 My family has an old Chevy Prizm from the mid 90’s and it has no working AC and roll up/down windows. Never been more thankful that my mom has a 2012 Ac' with powered windows.
3:22 A Samsung car then crashes in back of you receiving minor scratches and obliterating the apple car, then it proceeds to randomly shut down somewhere in the interstate... A Nokia car tows the both of them away, the driver crashing through a mountainside without a scratch to get the two apple and Samsung car passengers to the hospital faster.
5:38 actually tho if this happens maintain your speed cause if you stop you are going to get robbed, kidnapped, or even straight killed its better to take your chances with all popped wheels
11:27 Honestly it depends on the car. In a brand new car with all the safety and stabilizing,sure 100 mph feels like nothing. But in an older car without any stabilizing, traction control or ABS, 100mph FEELS fast and very sketchy on anything other than a Florida freeway, where even grandma's in 90s cars will do close to 100 because of how smooth the roads are due to not having to salt them. But on a shitty highway up north, who's pavement hasn't been redone since the early 90s, 100mph feels terrifying. Even in a modern car, on that type of road it starts to feel sketchy.
24:09 even though I’m the only one who cares about it, these photos were stolen from a book called “The art of clean-up”. If you have OCD, you should get this book.
Like the vid keep going! Also one time my father got a email of 'today's a very heartbreaking day' he opened it and found '10 unknown facts about BMW' I literally read almost entirely
V70 is one of the cars of all time. My family has had one since 2011/2012, and it's still running really good. It's one of my favorite cars, just because it's so reliable
6:14 "nuh uh" - My family to me (i usually sit in back with 2 of my little siblings that always start fighting so I get forced to sit here every time I am in the back)
19:01 I was told a different lie by my best friends' parents. You know that button with the red triangle on it? It activates the hazard lights. I was told that it causes the car to lock you inside and then self-destruct. Any time we mouthed off while in that car, my friend's dad would just start moving his hand toward that button and threaten to push it if we didn't behave. We didn't dare try to call his bluff.
1:26 I live in the town right next to this one, and I see these cars everyday, it took me a minute to realize why it’s funny. I was just staring there thinking “yeah, cuz they’re from sandwich”
18:23 you may think this is good however the driver inside would receive a lot of damage and could even die. Modern cars are designed to break so that they absorb the impact and don't make people fly around inside.
People who make their engine loud as hell even when you're not driving a motorcycle, whats it like knowing you will be condemned the the flames of hell for all of eternity.
no sleep for this video if i sound abit weirder, idk couldnt sleep. subscribe for more videos, also drop video ideas
Boss fight memes
Murder drones memes
Frog memes 🐸
Bro you are working so hard, please stop for a while and go on vacation, you deserve a rest
Capybara memes
These memes motivated me to call Porsche customer support and ask if they still make the Ferdinand tank destroyer
@@AndyDevious ☝️🤓
@@AndyDevious what?
Get ready for the whole thing to sink into the ground and struggle at slight hills
@@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 real
Have fun with that, im thinking of calling GM, Chrysler, or Ford, and asking if they got any M4 Shermans in stock.
9:34 the 2 goes first, then 3, and then 1.
Note: a similar setup exists down the road from where I live, but with stop sign.
1 will always stop before the the rest, and be the last to turn.
On account of that yield sign? Or regardless?
As a 12 year old individual, I was very excited when I went through this picture, scrolled down to the comments, and saw that I was right.
I am a New Yorker tho
Doesn't 3 go first? (I am not from the us)
@@ethangames5189 No, because 2 is just continuing on the road, they wont really need to slow down or stop, 3 has to slow down or come to a stop to make that turn and will have to wait for 2 to pass then make the turn after. And 1 will go last because, unless he's an asshole, he can't pull out onto a road in front of people. Mind you, the sign by 2 may overrule this, but I can't make it out and also I don't think there are any signs like that (Stop sign excluded) that would require someone just continuing down the road to stop for anyone turning off or onto the road.
@@DataDownLynkthe sign by 2 is a right side up triangle, and therefore not a yield sign
The pure calmness in your voice makes these memes 10x funnier.
17:04 for those who don’t understand why her car broke down allow me to teach you the difference between diesel and gasoline engines.
A gasoline engine uses spark plugs to ignite the gasoline in the combustion chamber which forces the piston to move.
A diesel engine use’s compression and glow plugs to ignite the diesel.
When a gasoline car all of a sudden gets diesel in the chamber the diesel ignites too early for the engine and starts to break the pistons and engine block.
which can cause engine knocking, which damages the cyclinder walls and pistons, which means, she has to replace here entire engine,
@@Quasar_1757 certainly a more detailed description of what I provided my good fellow.
im a simple man, i see the word *memes* , i click.
I saw the words
Women will blame everything on zodiac signs
@@Keon-q2feven their death
felt that
Imagine having any *bi**es*
Yes
bro i swear this guy could make a 28th president of bulgaria memes and they would somehow be funny
Facts.
weirdly specific but aight
Love at first crash
We know
18:06 *JESUS CHRIST THE AMOUNT OF EMOTIONAL DAMAGE DELT IN THAT NOTE IS ENOUGH TO KILL SOMEONE*
Yes
The engine at 2:01 is a Holden 304 5 litre v8 likely from a Holden Commodore second gen (4 Models from 1988-2000 VN/VP/VR/VS). From second gen commodore, they typically made 165kw (221hp) of power, with 385nm (284lb-ft) of torque. Despite power figures being low by today's standard, the engine goes hard and is fucken bulletproof.
I don't know if you're a car enthusiast or A CAR ENTHUSIAST
I just said pushrod v8
@@mot3600official and technically you'd be right. That being said, if I wasn't an Aussie myself, I probably wouldn't know what the engine was, I would have thought the same thing. It's pretty much an exclusively Australian built engine built by Holden, or Australian general motors pretty much. The reason I know so much about it is because I have one. But hey, it's still a pushrod v8 afterall.
i hate the fact that because of how he is saying it, this man probably just knows that specific engine and didnt reverse image search it
@@isaachunt69420can I change it from banana to aubergine?
As a car guy, I approve of these memes.
As an anime guy, i do not give a fuck
As a car guy, I can also approve
@@Adrian-aaaaaaInitial D fans: 😔
@@Adrian-aaaaaa :(
@@turbo_marc alright horse girl
8:17 "oh my check engine light is on"
_pops bonnet_
"Yep it's there"
_closes bonnet, resumes driving_
the “sorry I’m an asparagus” one has led me to make an asparagus constellation.
constellation of the asparagus
alpha asparagi / yasai (vegetables in japanese)
beta asparagi / taeam (food in arabic)
gamma asparagi / imo asparagus (the bottom of the asparagus in latin)
delta asparagi / caput asparagi (the top of the asparagus in latin)
Imagine the horrible sound produced by the chalkboard half of the car getting scratched by another car
Imagine having a father
@@Adrian-aaaaaa bruh what
My ears hurt just imagining that, like imagine titanic style scraping against the iceberg along the whole length of the car, shuddering just thinking about it.
AHHHHHHHHH
3:03
ASPARAGUS 💀
7:32 the more I listen to this, the harder it becomes not to burst out laughing.
This is how we know he's the best person for different memes
This sound scared tf outta me bc its 3am and its only coming from the left side of my headphones
7:32 had a damn heart attack then the left ear heard that noise
Yeah, should have been a brap brap brap brap
24:35 the car going in backwards (not sure but it looks vaguely like a miata) could be an imported model with the driver on the other side, hence why it's going in backwards
Yea or I could be RHD swapped
It’s problably an Eunos Roadster from Japan
What do you mean it looks VAGUELY like a miata, thats 100% a miata NA imported from japan, making it have a steering wheel on the right side
2:00 that would be a B8 engine, mainly found in the Banana Aventurere made by the Banana car company. This car is 70% water and costs about 300,000 bananas. Banana cars are mainly found in Kentucky and Illinois.
Hey mate, I've gotta correct you there. It's actually an Aussie engine, that's typically found in Australia, new Zealand and Mexico (used exclusively by the Mexican hoon cartel). Since it is Australia built, it was built upside down, it has springs for wheels, and it runs on bananas. The car does not have an exhaust, instead it has a speaker, that plays bananarama from its rear speaker. The car does not use engine oil, it uses banana smoothies instead of engine oil, and banana ice cream for coolant. To top it all off, the 8 cylinder banana engine, is called a 304. It is constantly hungry and eats Ford's for breakfast. I hope this helps, knowledge is power.
7:54 😂 That’s hilarious. Protect that man!
13:00 that engine stand really said
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
7:33 that was a very good impression of a 1.3L Mazda 13B two-rotor
-Rotary Vaazkl doesn't exist, he can't make your day.
Rotary Vaazkl :
BRAPAAPAPAPAAP
1:16 Bro got the Limited edition Toyota Celica "Adam" '24 🥶🥶🥶
0:59 My truck has this gear knob bruh💀.
I’m afraid one day ima reach for the radio, and the next thing I know my driveshaft is falling out while going 70 mph
6:20
Normal people: Yes, that is a perfect car for a zombie apocalypse.
Gamers: WAIT THATS THE TRUCK FROM GTA!
For me, its more like “THATS THE TRUCK FROM BEMING DRIVE!!”
I was gonna say it
5:02 the police are working tirelessly to catch the criminals
That got me
@@FjordIsntAGamer haha
Underrated comment
r/angryupvote
You better believe I’m never buying an Apple iCar or an electric car. I’m never trusting my life with a robot bro, only I drive the car, not Siri. One lag spike and we’re brake checking an entire highway full of cars.
12:41 Imagine you hear an other worldly rumble and see a ghost fly down the street 😂
😭
Na bro I would think the covenant was invading Earth 💀💀💀
7:32 The car noises are appreciated, the resulting visualization was very vivid
I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THE SOUNDSSSS
as a car guy, these truly are the car memes of all time.
0:51 "do you believe in gravity?"
1:12 This image is pure pain
19:14 Fun fact: this is actually supposed to serve as a hanger for clothes.
13:54 oh I get it because both of them are dead
8:50 My family has an old Chevy Prizm from the mid 90’s and it has no working AC and roll up/down windows. Never been more thankful that my mom has a 2012 Ac' with powered windows.
5:08 As a guy, I can clearly see the difference in colour, but not the point of having or even selling both.
Same
3:02 "I’m an asparagus" shouldn’t have been that funny 💀😂
3:22 A Samsung car then crashes in back of you receiving minor scratches and obliterating the apple car, then it proceeds to randomly shut down somewhere in the interstate...
A Nokia car tows the both of them away, the driver crashing through a mountainside without a scratch to get the two apple and Samsung car passengers to the hospital faster.
3:02 this one had me wheezing💀
Bro really said “asparagus” lmfao
5:38 actually tho if this happens maintain your speed cause if you stop you are going to get robbed, kidnapped, or even straight killed its better to take your chances with all popped wheels
11:27 Honestly it depends on the car. In a brand new car with all the safety and stabilizing,sure 100 mph feels like nothing. But in an older car without any stabilizing, traction control or ABS, 100mph FEELS fast and very sketchy on anything other than a Florida freeway, where even grandma's in 90s cars will do close to 100 because of how smooth the roads are due to not having to salt them. But on a shitty highway up north, who's pavement hasn't been redone since the early 90s, 100mph feels terrifying. Even in a modern car, on that type of road it starts to feel sketchy.
24:09 even though I’m the only one who cares about it, these photos were stolen from a book called “The art of clean-up”. If you have OCD, you should get this book.
23:51 as an Asian I don’t know anything else better than getting a car that I can be speeding in while making rice
4:03 It took me a second to process that
18:11 when you lose your wheels in the long drive and the backup wheels were from a bike
10:20 99 civic hatchback fr one of my dream cars lol😂
Like the vid keep going! Also one time my father got a email of 'today's a very heartbreaking day' he opened it and found '10 unknown facts about BMW' I literally read almost entirely
While being a pedestrian today, I almost got hit by the 7:07 car.
V70 is one of the cars of all time. My family has had one since 2011/2012, and it's still running really good. It's one of my favorite cars, just because it's so reliable
3:30 erm, akshully, that’s a co driver 🤓
5:40 I am no expert, But i am pretty sure that suv is indeed floating
At 2:42 it kinda works, cuz volkswagen owns porsche ya know
4:18 that studder
7:31
I was confused for a moment, but I love the effort.
2:41 i mean she isn't wrong, wolkswagen owns porsche lol
6:14 "nuh uh" - My family to me (i usually sit in back with 2 of my little siblings that always start fighting so I get forced to sit here every time I am in the back)
I will never understand why sometimes he censors cusses and sometimes doesn't
To make people like you comment 💀💀
he doesn't he finds these elsewhere
Lol
11:31 Dixon Ticonderoga is a type of pencil 😭😭 (don't ask how I know that)
16:25 made me laugh harder than i ever thought i would laugh 💀
4:42 that's an emergency charger so if you run out you can still get to a real charger. and not have to be towed
15:25 He became the very thing he swore to destroy.
“Nooo! You HAVE to be artsy and kind, because you’re a Libra!!”
Isekai is the only way
0:01 ah yes, accurate enough.
+ that one puking dude
@@Adrian-aaaaaa that would be me.
I'm both the happy and the energetic one.
1:25 these police cars are located in sandwich, illinois, the same state i live in
7:30 that felt really nice on my left ear
4:05 that…..makes no sense 😭
7:32 lmaooo 😭😭 those car sounds are great
1:07 na he just plain mario kart wii
Car guys: Windshield Wiper Wednesda-
Plane guys: TUPOLEV TUESDAY
Car Guys: Motor Mond-
Plane guys: MIG MONDAY
Car guys: Ford Thunderbird
Plane guys: USAF THUNDERBIRDS, BABY
19:01
I was told a different lie by my best friends' parents. You know that button with the red triangle on it? It activates the hazard lights. I was told that it causes the car to lock you inside and then self-destruct. Any time we mouthed off while in that car, my friend's dad would just start moving his hand toward that button and threaten to push it if we didn't behave. We didn't dare try to call his bluff.
Can I steal this for my own kids?
@@lordhellstrande2763 go right ahead. Hopefully they believe you.
7:32 - 7:38 humming caught me off-guard because I thought I left my VRChat on.
At 2:36 it shows a car from around 1972-1980
“UhM aChShUaLlY” 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓
@@burntpyromaniac what did I do to offend you?
@@thekobracrewwithasideofsal7678 “AcCoRdInG tO mY cAlCuLaShUiOnS” 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓
The curb one was accurate and incredibly funny.
1:45 Finally, the kei rv.
1:26 I live in the town right next to this one, and I see these cars everyday, it took me a minute to realize why it’s funny. I was just staring there thinking “yeah, cuz they’re from sandwich”
2:22 Y'all see car blurred out word, I see tacky interior design.
18:23 you may think this is good however the driver inside would receive a lot of damage and could even die. Modern cars are designed to break so that they absorb the impact and don't make people fly around inside.
02:00 B-8 Engine duh
Ratio
V-8 banana split
bannnananannna
@@fleshplayingthingsyo mama
Banan8
7:32 oh my... did you just shit yourself?!😂😂😂
Nah, he Mazda'd himself
10:52 I’m honestly getting *tired* of that joke
Im getting *exhausted* looking at these car jokes
Lamborghini “Invent A Door”😂
8:45 is vw golf jester, there super rare.
19:12 a bloody good hanger that stops your shirts getting creased
3:43
Dude I have a picture of the exact same car
25:18 Jeez How haunted do these need to be for both of them to be here
10:13 but it was most likely his money
It's weird how you can be inside a car on one day but then smeared all over it the next one, das crazy
4:11 "braille for blind drivers"
IIM IN CLASS RN THEYY GOT VICE PRINCIPAL COMING FOR ME
8:48 i live on brasil so we still have this on the car
Também kkkk
20:01 Jeremy Clarkson’s car in Eurocrash
0:42
Mf got that venom helmet 💀
7:32 thought it was a fly or something lol
1:25 That is a SCP lol (literaly, ant remember the number though)
I genuinely thought that my respitory system was shutting down: 7:36
7:42 not if you hotwire your car
People who make their engine loud as hell even when you're not driving a motorcycle, whats it like knowing you will be condemned the the flames of hell for all of eternity.
yeah screw these people for having a hobby!!
RATATATATA
Yeah, loud cars are sometimes annoying but I can't help to smile when I hear one.
7:22 what in the dukes of hazard
it is a B8
(banana 8, 8 cylinder banana engine) 2:01
I think a bike meme video would be nice... all these car memes are driving me insane
🗿🍷
Nah, I couldn't *handle* a bike meme video
@@SeverelyUndercaffeinated 🗿🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
bro couldn't even get a rip on a climbing video
They took the "you can't download a car" personal.
the first meme is very true
And also there is the puking dude