Memes That Make You Hol' Up
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- Memes That Make You Hol' Up
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Snake memes or rodent memes
day 15 of asking for geometry dash memes
Plane memes 2
day 6 of oddly specific
If people tried to free a serial killer because he was ‘too cute’, then using that logic, I’d get the death penalty for jaywalking.
RIP 💀💀
Nah pretty boys for life🖐
by that logic, itwould be 1 second for you of prison for nuking korea in korea(:
they would never take you alive so thats good tho
@@user-dl8qw5ue7jAren't most Koreans ugly tho?
Just because you did it, doesn't mean you're guilty will be my new favourite line.
Fr lol😊
So guys I did it do a orphanage and I said this quote they still told me *5000 years in prison*
Funny enough, that is how the legal system works
@@_StarlightRose_really
@@Lisandromartinez333 yep, you're not guilty unless they can prove you did it
And if they find someone else guilty, you are innocent even though you did it
Finally, hol'up memes that aren't ruined by a text to speech voice
This guy is like if a tts voice had a personality.
Accurate
Holup
Fr
he talks like a text to speech voice
He sounds slightly more energetic now.
Ye ikr
Yes
10:58
0:00 That's a genuine legal defense, it's called jury nullification. You basically argue that even though the defendant did the crime, he had a good enough reason, or the circumstances mean he doesn't deserve to be punished for it.
Like when a dad walks in on his kid being molested and murders them on the spot, things like that.
best dad i've heard of ngl
@@yaywippeeThat actually reminds me, a couple of dads have done that.
One was molesting the fathers 11 year old son, while on transit to court, the father shot him in the head, yes, there's footage.
The other one I know of was a 5 year old girl, and when the father found out, he beat the molester to death.
Both were let off, as the court declared they weren't a threat to other people. Aka, they had an actual reason.
Quick edit: yes, it is satisfying to hear these cases 😊
@@F.R.E.D.D2986 hearing about this makes me unexplainably happy
omg i read it as "dad molesting his kid" omg omfg
"Members of the jury, if the plaintiff truly didn't consent to every bone in his body shattered, his ability to eat reduced to mushed vitamins in the form of a paste through a straw and the sight of his right eye, would he not have chosen to forego attempting to sexually assault my client's wife in her office? Defense rests."
10:58 i like how pissed of he is, that's probably the most ammount of emotion he's ever shown
I loved that part lol
Lol same
"Just because you did it, doesn't mean you're guilty"
BRB gonna burn down an orphanage.
You ain't guilty
It was actually the orphan’s fault for being there in the first place
Dw the police will tell their parents about the loss
Oops they don’t have any
You can see the terror in his eyes on the thumbnail.
with all his soul and being he would rather stay in prison than get caught by those thirsty bastards
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You know you're lazy when even the fitness app gave up on you💀💀💀
0:34
9:45 "by any standards, it was a work of superlative genius, showing a complete and absolute mastery of human affairs."
I think thats pretty good
mine was uhhhh “And the bottle of arsenic in my vanity.”
Mine is “ when asked about the rival canonical approach, seen by many as the rightful heir of wheeler philosophy of quantizing geometry” makes sense cuz I’m 13 and aro&ace
Mine is
The President says, "George, I'm sorry but tens of millions must die."
Im reading Atomic Habits by James Clear
Mine said: ' "What did that mean?" '
I thank Hermione for such wisdom, she truly does have such amazing words on my love life. 😌
Mine was ' Argentina, Australia, Austria and India are some examples of federal government'
9:39 “And put it at risk, every good thing she has done for you has been cancelled out by every bad thing she has done to you.
for some reason i find his voice is soothing but he also makes the memes funny at the same time
5:13
Lmfao shaq looks like hes about to release his wrath💀💀
Bro done had enough💀
15:14 I appreciate a good salmon run joke
i was playing literally playing splatoon when i saw this meme
9:44 ‘No.’
Explains it very well 10/10
5:49 did no one notice the rock's 3rd hand 💀
AI art be like that at times😂
zombies and mumies are slightly different:
zombies are fresh or fermented, mummies are pickled & dried.
Ah yes, may I have 1 fresh human and one dried human pls.
@@zycloack8124 *you get a freshly infected zombie and a mummy*
9:40 "you have no special qualifications" the return of the native by thomas hardy😭😭
15:14 THE THING FROM SPALTOON
9:39 i picked up a book closest to me, skipped to page 206, and it says " The view was okay, but if there's anything I like less than a confined space. it's a confined space six hundred feet in the air ". IM DEAD
Sounds like a Percy Jackson quote ngl
7:43
"The trouble with senators..."
Very true.
ive been under the weather so ive been binging for 4 hours straight
9:44
Escalators may be designed to give you potential energy, but with the help of some simple mechanisms, you can make the escalator give you electrical energy.
As someone that turned into a hol’ up after watching this, I can confirm these made me hol’ up
When I go somewhere the first thing I’m going to say to someone is “ just because you did it doesn’t mean your guilty “
The shrek being 3D printed makes it so much funnier for some reason
9:45
I picked up the three books closest to me.
Closest: "I listened to my heart throbbing, the pulsing of blood in my neck"
2nd Closest: "You picked the wrong pig by the tail."
3rd Closest: "Nein."
"Did you say bride?" 9:45
I don't think I'm getting married any time soon but this line was from Percy Jackson: The Sea of Monsters.
i got Percy Jackson and the gods of Olympus (other language so the tile might be off) and mine was " She changed herself into a cloud of salt water vapor and sped towards the sea, where she found Briares the hundred-handed." Dam idk what Im doing but that wild
@@pandon_the_youngest290 🤣
LOLLL
which godly parent is your father if you had to pick??
@@SMILEYFACE3412 Hades 😆
@@frostyhannah SSAAMMEE
9:46
'Poe serves the most beautiful-looking lobster pasta dish I have ever seen, garnished with basil leaves and fresh parmesean and even truffles!'
How the fuck does that describe a love life
9:46
He was a key player in the revision of RAF and US Air Force Tactics, commanding the Tangmere wing of three squadrons as they prowled over the Channel looking for the enemy.
The first sentence of page 206 in the book closest to me is "the oscillations of the eerie screeching note"
9:43 'she was ready to kill someone to protect him'
What book? WHAT BOOK!?
8:06 that ending hit me like a flashbang.
5:36 DAMN IT SETHSLY YOU ARE BLOWING OUR COVER.
1:31 is literally the definition of 'skill issue'
Last word before your head explodes "do I detect a... SKILL ISSUE?!??!?!??!!.!!!?!?! 1!! 1? 1!
@@Snas-The-Gamerthat makes zero sense
@@TheOneTheOnlyShadowedWCUE what makes no sense? The comment or that sans is working for the SCP foundation
9:43 “Gregor Mendel’s experiments show how inherited characteristics can skip a generation, suggesting the action of “particles” later known as genes.”
12:25 “never back down never what?”
9:47 the book is "Inside Microsoft SQL Server 2005" the explanation :
SELECT*
FROM x
WHERE NOT EXISTS
I find this troubling on many levels...
Remember kids: in court, it doesn't matter what the truth is, what matters is how much of it you can prove.
"I mean he did kill a family of six but I swear he ain't guilty" Larry L Archie 2023
0:35 Literally me and my friend last night. He held a funeral for me then "dissected" my body afterwards
9:43 The antonym of assent is dissent; its homophone is ascent, "the act of climbing or ascending."
That's pretty good for a grammar book if you ask me.
Page 206 of Steppenwolf: You would be checked and blinded at every turn by what you are pleased to call your personality.
It's depressing how accurate that random sentence is in every way...
9:38 "yet stonefur's skills had not deserted him" idk either, yes it is warrior cats:the darkest hour.
Baked beans
The musterd in my coffee one made me audibly gasp
Page 206: ”When does he arrive?”
"this is just FUCKING rude" best line ever
4:47 NAHH this wilding💀
The page 206 one i tried, it was the bible "your closest family member will turn into your owner" or smth 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I got something from Bill Brysons "Body" it was about primates evolving comunication to warn each other of impending danger.
By using the logic of them trying to free him because of him being "too cute" then i'd get either a life sentence or a death penalty because of littering
Nike is not said like "Mike", it's "Naiki", the shoe is literally named after Nike, the Greek goddess of Victory.
4:36 bro if i ever have a chance to use that line im definitely doing it
5:22 OK BUT THAT BABY IS THE BABY FROM A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
9:45 stepping carefully over the road that separated these books from the rest of the library he held up his lamp to read the titles -Harry Potter and the sorcerer's Stone lol
0:07 he understands that the rations will see a cut
15:30 that took me off guard 😂
17:14 The reason why it's so fun is because English is just Dutch with some French in it. Making it remarkably similar, yet differant all the same.
10:57
I finally spotted it! It's the smudge on the "4" dice next to you.
you _know_ the meme is bad when Vaaz gets offended.
No, there is a 4 in the 5's column
6:56 I eat kosher and I still thought that was ham 😂
9:40 "The table lists the number of members in each section of the choir." - Fundamentales of Math second edition
I think its a ‘the world (table is ur otster’ idea
9:47, "Pick up a book closest to you, go to page 206. the first sentence explains your love life."
Bro, mine said "Fill in the blank" 💀💀
7:56
"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."
1:14 as a Hispanic yes indeed youve just summoned our wrath
9:38 The closest book to me was a recent Ripley's Believe It Or Not book, and flipping to Page 206, the first sentence is "Canopy Cone - Peeking above the treetops of Gisselfeld Klosters forest in Denmark you'll find a strange structure that looks a bit like a giant ice cream cone!"
What does this mean?
your date will be eating many ice creams
"Soil teems with millions of creatures - and many are insects."
This made me hol’ up
The one with the bus moving and then there's just a pic of Snape before he dies made me say hol' up, wait a minute... something ain't right.
1:37 THE FACT THAT 34 PEOPLE BOUGHT IT LMAOOOO
When even the killer is confused
2:22 i mean, it does sound like something they would do.
I tried doing the turning to page 206 thing and the closest book to me was a chess strategy book.
The sentence “ knowing how the minor pieces move won’t enable you to use them in a proper way.”
Honestly I didn't want to but my curiosity, "Ben turned and smashed his way into the bushes, lumbering along in a direction he hoped was west." Not sure what that means? (The book is It by; Stephen King.)
9:38 for me so I don’t need to go back and watch the video again so I can find the one post to remember what it said
@@___catchmeifyoucan___ Dendrophilia
"I heard Sonsie has gone and you've got a poodle, said Angela."
My brain needs explanation.
hey thats accurate for me
9:45
why was mine "Kids, do not try this at home." 😭😭
these memes where so suspicious i started to say hold' down
"Rowley wasn't comfortable wearing one of mom's dresses, so we settled on some yoga pants" Fuck, Im gay💀💀💀
19:14 caught me off guard
Once someone mentions how phones never pop-up in your dreams, you start to have dreams with your phone in them All the time, it's just that your phone is completely useless for some reason.
1:52 this is me ironically. take in the shower for 45 minutes or an hour
Nah people are down bad 💀 14:27
We should have already known this by now 2:42
It’s the fact that he looks like he’s so frightened (the way his eyes look) and ppl think it’s cool
This is making me feel like as if life is just a dream,man i hate going to school
As a hol’ up I can confirm.
Fr
Real
same broski
100% of the muffin. Full commitment. No hesitation.
Lol
I mean the muffin did have its wrapper on
2:41
"Christmas, because they are not wanted at home."
That's just uncalled for
9:44 Mine's 'forgetting exactly what i'm doing' 🤣🤣
10:30 “From Earth”
3:02 that's distractable for real
THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
I wouldnt be suprised if people on tiktok made a challenge called "the hang challenge" where you just commit self kill via noose
1:32 welcome to Sword Art Online. If your hp reaches zero, the NerveGear headSet will fire a dense microwave signal into your skull, destroying your brain and ending your life.
3:28
Them men can never be trusted
17:13 notities
3:37
Having to deal with the social security office or DMV also does that.
That jellyfish thinks it's special but it ain't!
The one where the ex said he’d get iPhone if slept w is crazy
9:09 Rick Roll Meme.
0:45 A loving father supporting his daughter's career choice.
20:58 similar thing happened to me. I was born in a restaurant called lobster cave and it’s my parents fav
watching serial killer documentary:
Grandpa: that’s not how it happened
Grandchild :😃
6:56 my skinny ass also thought it was fancy ham
9:38 I picked up the goblet of fire and got "What are you doing?" 😭