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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  ปีที่แล้ว +232

    drop some video ideas!
    twitter.com/vaazkl - follow me on twitter FOR MEMES
    🏮SUBSCRIBE for more if you enjoyed for more! (DAILY MEME VIDEOS)

    • @ImHenery
      @ImHenery ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fruit memes

    • @n64briel
      @n64briel ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Day 40 of asking VaazKl to do donut memes

    • @SuperProbablyLvl
      @SuperProbablyLvl ปีที่แล้ว +3

      day 3 of asking for geometry dash memes

    • @GunsAndAmmo3
      @GunsAndAmmo3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What happened to star wars memes

    • @Ozymandias_42
      @Ozymandias_42 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Day 2 of asking for sad memes I need a good cry

  • @lukemiller378
    @lukemiller378 ปีที่แล้ว +2424

    A couple years ago, my sister(9yo) and I(11yo) told my cousin(10yo) that The Conjuring was a comedy movie so he would watch it and we apparently scarred him for life in his words. He had nightmares and he wouldn’t trust us with picking movies for a bit. Now he acts like a crazy person and it’s tradition for all three of us to watch horror movies together now.

    • @dusyyyyy
      @dusyyyyy ปีที่แล้ว +140

      reddit ah comment

    • @ZebraLuv
      @ZebraLuv ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Oh that's nothing. When I was a kid I heard Bruno was a funny movie and talked the whole family into going to see it.

    • @Field_Marshall704
      @Field_Marshall704 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@ZebraLuvis bruno a real movie or did you mean cujo?
      If its real what is it about as i have never heard of it

    • @DevinDemoe-om3ki
      @DevinDemoe-om3ki ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Naaaah bro tell my why I just got a conjuring ad on this video bro this is not haram

    • @elienidsanchez6612
      @elienidsanchez6612 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He should’ve went to the house itself

  • @M_K130
    @M_K130 ปีที่แล้ว +1549

    let me get this straight, if I donate a kidney, I’m a “hero”. but if I donate 17, the police are at my house?

    • @bro_i_dont_know_anymore
      @bro_i_dont_know_anymore ปีที่แล้ว +163

      But if you donate 200 your a hero again

    • @dannylo5875
      @dannylo5875 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      No. You're a hero serial murderer

    • @Kat-mu8wq
      @Kat-mu8wq ปีที่แล้ว +90

      ...how do they feel about hearts? I have a freezer full of them..

    • @InternetStrangerThatCanRead
      @InternetStrangerThatCanRead ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@bro_i_dont_know_anymore and you're anonymous so your family doesn't come asking

    • @bro_i_dont_know_anymore
      @bro_i_dont_know_anymore ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@InternetStrangerThatCanRead exactly

  • @broofli
    @broofli ปีที่แล้ว +978

    Therapist: VaazkL doesn't shout, no need to worry.
    Shouting VaazkL at the end:

    • @Oscribus
      @Oscribus ปีที่แล้ว +53

      he's angry and sad and mad and he's crying inside :(

    • @idkcba
      @idkcba ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Oscribus Poor VaazkL :(

    • @Raquel-is-weird
      @Raquel-is-weird ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mom I’m scared come pick me up @@idkcba

    • @Doritoschiplivingthebestlife
      @Doritoschiplivingthebestlife ปีที่แล้ว +5

      J

    • @Jks2014
      @Jks2014 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DoritoschiplivingthebestlifeW

  • @legorescueairboat8072
    @legorescueairboat8072 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    15:49 should have said “ detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms are you sure what you’re doing is worth it?”

    • @ZPNDG
      @ZPNDG ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LMAOO (btw its 16:49)
      the sad part is that literally nobody would understand that cuz like 90% of ppl dont even know the existence of the word "leviathan"
      also hello there, fellow subnautica enjoyer

    • @mr.2minutes161
      @mr.2minutes161 ปีที่แล้ว

      @JR-gp2zk th-cam.com/video/7RAxhVU77n4/w-d-xo.htmlsi=Z8-pSMF1crYdpKMw

    • @milan64982
      @milan64982 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@ZPNDGno he did mean 15:49

    • @federovsquared5646
      @federovsquared5646 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      " *AHEAD FLANK, EMERGENCY SPEED* "

    • @finlaywells2239
      @finlaywells2239 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh, I was playing subnautica once, and it said that. THERE SHOULD BE A DIFFERENT AUDIO
      Edit note: there was 10 leviathans

  • @AunutoTheOrca
    @AunutoTheOrca ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Vaazkl shouting at the end is the scariest part of this video

    • @SleepyHollowKnight
      @SleepyHollowKnight ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You spoiled it >:(

    • @IRoseASeagull
      @IRoseASeagull 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@SleepyHollowKnightyou’re putting yourself at risk for spoilers if you read the comments

    • @goofuston
      @goofuston 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@IRoseASeagullpeople on their way to complain about books having spoilers on the movie:

  • @evantambolang3052
    @evantambolang3052 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    You're the only meme channel that I don't feel uncomfortable for using your real voice while the others cringed me so much due to their constant laughing and saying everything that aren't related to the memes

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Have you tried Matt Rose?

    • @Boba56
      @Boba56 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      How about emkay

    • @Wobbagong
      @Wobbagong 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Matt Rose, Emkay, and VaazkL are literally the best Reddit (and things like that) commentary channels

  • @AussieBall-Animations2
    @AussieBall-Animations2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    No matter how scary the meme is Vazkl will still have the same dead voice

    • @lightcpkhfm2305
      @lightcpkhfm2305 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and that's why we love this channel

  • @ryanstoyreviewsz
    @ryanstoyreviewsz ปีที่แล้ว +77

    that water bottle and the lamppost be scary asf

  • @tw1ddledee
    @tw1ddledee ปีที่แล้ว +184

    A scary fact about me is when I was five I used to capture butterflies, rip their WINGS OFF and stuff their bodies under my pillow in hopes that they would never fly away from me again. Until my mom stopped me after finding this out.

    • @deontaeavila3514
      @deontaeavila3514 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I do something similar, but with small animals.

    • @RailenThePlaneNerd
      @RailenThePlaneNerd ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Uhm..I’m sorry…YOU W H A T

    • @theinkyoneiguess_
      @theinkyoneiguess_ ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ...
      ...
      ...
      *...you what?*

    • @KBLS267
      @KBLS267 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nahh this is worse than the coc- and ball toture

    • @dannylo5875
      @dannylo5875 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh God. That was really interesting...

  • @BarkingBunny
    @BarkingBunny ปีที่แล้ว +118

    3:06 wh- why did their mom buy a buffalo..?

    • @LoganPrimm
      @LoganPrimm ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes they are exotic pets kinda like the guy with the Girraffe

    • @MDZAYAN-i4q
      @MDZAYAN-i4q ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lunch

    • @The_lamb_sauce
      @The_lamb_sauce 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@LoganPrimmTHE GUY WITH A WHAT-

    • @LoganPrimm
      @LoganPrimm 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@The_lamb_sauce yeah I saw a post on Reddit about a guy who owned a giraffe, I'm not sure if he owns it anymore tho

    • @Coco_1958
      @Coco_1958 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@LoganPrimm yeah, no, I don’t want a giraffe licking my face in my sleep💀

  • @monsterjambrony
    @monsterjambrony ปีที่แล้ว +88

    9:07 This was the scariest meme of them all!

    • @Zero_san0
      @Zero_san0 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      how do you do that make the time blue and link and all

    • @tiffanyhughes8591
      @tiffanyhughes8591 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Zero_san0It does that automatically

    • @AldoMarrufo-t4y
      @AldoMarrufo-t4y ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Zero_san0noob

    • @zoesellers3829
      @zoesellers3829 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@Zero_san0You just have to type the time without spaces. For example, 2: 36 has a space between the numbers, where as 3:41 doesn't. You just have to type time how it's supposed to be.

    • @Zero_san0
      @Zero_san0 ปีที่แล้ว

      ohhhh thx@@zoesellers3829

  • @MTM_Zed
    @MTM_Zed ปีที่แล้ว +187

    As a monster, I can confirm

  • @ixs67
    @ixs67 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    1:40 The most satisfying and perfect thwap i well ever hear in my entire life

    • @ixs67
      @ixs67 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @RichardHughs-tk4ci agree

    • @Redwan777
      @Redwan777 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lava is also very delicious. But you can only eat it once

  • @justsomewendigowithinterne7062
    @justsomewendigowithinterne7062 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    2:02 give em the "wassup bruh" head nod then go back to sleep

    • @tectamk.thorne7837
      @tectamk.thorne7837 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s an intervention, what did you do?

  • @AllytheGumby
    @AllytheGumby ปีที่แล้ว +17

    These memes are genuinely amazing, man. This is the first meme video that made me continuously giggle hysterically so much so that my parents kept looking at me like I was a nut! LOL

  • @burnt.m1lk
    @burnt.m1lk ปีที่แล้ว +75

    You know how scary it is to see an urban outfitter's bag at night? I saw it move (my eyes are weird) and I knew it was an urban outfitters bag but I was genuinely scared

  • @jenniferskarie374
    @jenniferskarie374 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:38
    Some random guy with the astronauts: GUYS. I FEEL DEJAVU.

  • @maelo477
    @maelo477 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    2:10 this just proves yet again that Florida men are a different breed

  • @ravenseptimus3108
    @ravenseptimus3108 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    0:43 I'd call a priest if i were you..

    • @JAYCEnLOLA
      @JAYCEnLOLA 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Hazard-9542it is a real story it’s a real case.

    • @JAYCEnLOLA
      @JAYCEnLOLA 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Hazard-9542 you didn’t have to be so rude about it

    • @JAYCEnLOLA
      @JAYCEnLOLA 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Hazard-9542 I wouldn’t

    • @JAYCEnLOLA
      @JAYCEnLOLA 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Hazard-9542 it’s true I don’t get mad if someone corrects me

    • @mincaftmintplayz4058
      @mincaftmintplayz4058 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same I would be crying I’m also I have a fear of skinwalkers sooo…

  • @XenoTheEnergized1339
    @XenoTheEnergized1339 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    5:37 Fursuits about be crazy with this.

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They are already like this. There called “realistic fursuits”

    • @Ishowcaseoh-eg9lc
      @Ishowcaseoh-eg9lc 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      that cat has no neck

  • @deadlydingus1138
    @deadlydingus1138 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    7:10 “And then… they saw it… the vacuum cleaner!”

  • @therealilikecats
    @therealilikecats ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:41 10 missed calls from my dad would be scarier. I don’t have a dad

  • @SurfinBird313
    @SurfinBird313 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    If you ever feel lonely just remember: you’re never alone!
    I’m always there.

    • @thefirststage
      @thefirststage ปีที่แล้ว +4

      where tf were you when i was crying in the bathroom

    • @miamoonlightyt5051
      @miamoonlightyt5051 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks man

    • @STARVAs132
      @STARVAs132 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      good sir please leave me alone, playing animal crossing for 70 hours straight.
      I do not require your assistance.

    • @Redwan777
      @Redwan777 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Every moment I am not running-

    • @clichedeamon3277
      @clichedeamon3277 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ooh so THATS who was in my closet singing nursery rhymes every night

  • @Left_Joy-Con
    @Left_Joy-Con ปีที่แล้ว +26

    9:40 This needs to be an animation

    • @End_Oe
      @End_Oe 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      lol

    • @CC_Animations-Mia
      @CC_Animations-Mia หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      on it bro

    • @Left_Joy-Con
      @Left_Joy-Con หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@CC_Animations-Mia Let us know how progress goes!

  • @hellandruby
    @hellandruby ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You sound so much happier! I'm so happy for you! Congratulations!

    • @Oscribus
      @Oscribus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not by the end, idk what happened there.

    • @hellandruby
      @hellandruby ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Oscribushe recorded that part before the others. I remembered seeing the end part in another of his videos. He usually does that is a pert fits well into another video.

  • @Fube187
    @Fube187 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When I was a kid, i had like a rc lightning mcqueen and one night, it just randomly began driving through my room in circles. I'm still traumatized from this

  • @Random_Cable69
    @Random_Cable69 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    That toddler one though...

  • @The_OwO_Shogun
    @The_OwO_Shogun ปีที่แล้ว +17

    5:02
    I remember when this first happened, lots of TH-cam videos were like
    "faLl GUyS dArK SeCRET nOT KiD FrIeNdLY?!?"
    And I'm like, "STF up!" It's a skeleton! Of course if you peel the skin off of something it's gonna look weird!
    It's not evil, it's a skeleton.
    I have one too.
    I'm evil but that's wholly unrelated.

  • @Mayonaiese
    @Mayonaiese ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That broken iris triggered a phobia I didn't know I had

  • @kashskitchen7178
    @kashskitchen7178 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the first time he actually wasnt calm

  • @Theddiler
    @Theddiler 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    8:46 as an Aussie I can confirm Steve Irwin did not give a shit if he died with the animals he just wanted to play with dangerous animals

  • @Zh0ngl1X1ansh3ng
    @Zh0ngl1X1ansh3ng ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That 'light' is a demon. I swear.

  • @SkiggsMoDiggs
    @SkiggsMoDiggs ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:43 Intrusive thoughts are normal, but if they happen all the time then that's not normal and it could be OCD lol

    • @peskwawa
      @peskwawa ปีที่แล้ว

      so wanting to strangle myself just to see how it feels is normal

    • @frootcanva
      @frootcanva 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i got ocd lmao

  • @Clodsireenjoyer-bc9cd
    @Clodsireenjoyer-bc9cd ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:04 russian roulette

  • @idkcba
    @idkcba ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:03 DONT DISS GRIZZLY TALES FOR GRUSOME KIDS!!! That show was my JAM when I was little and every so often I go back and watch episodes on TH-cam to reminisce. Ahh, the good ol' days 😂😂

  • @totally_aquarius
    @totally_aquarius 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Muffled screaming from her stomach”
    Chica in a sentence

  • @slithxrx4489
    @slithxrx4489 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2:03 Jason, you know your my favorite, help me

  • @The_cringbin_hotel
    @The_cringbin_hotel หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:16 this happened to a girl as well. Her bf shot her in the head over a breakup and then got with her and left her bc she was "Being lazy" bc of how bad it hurt. Bro went to jail thank the lord

  • @ILOVEBakugo-32
    @ILOVEBakugo-32 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:34 He looks like he's running away from the men and black 😭🙏

  • @MothManJr
    @MothManJr ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:25
    Not 3 AM, but once saw the ice cream truck outside at like 9 PM, it was dark out, and for some reason some family went out to get some

  • @anpbxypo
    @anpbxypo ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Love you VaazkL, great memes keep up the good work 💪

  • @ErinCailinCatGirl
    @ErinCailinCatGirl ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:47 thankfully this is impossible 👁👁

    • @AnonymousIdiot69
      @AnonymousIdiot69 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Thanks but OH GOD WHY THOSE EMOJIS

  • @ArethaN.A
    @ArethaN.A 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The perfect video to watch while being so sick that im at the hospital at night.

  • @isaacengelking3259
    @isaacengelking3259 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    In response to the 5:15 meme. That can really happen, minus the sound, because an unborn child is suspended in fluid. If a pregnant woman gets stressed, or if something bumps her belly too hard, her unborn child might start crying, and nobody would know.

  • @I_also_like_sirens_hehe
    @I_also_like_sirens_hehe ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:03 Siren Head's goth girlfriend
    -some legend on the internet

  • @StackND
    @StackND ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:30 bro really got that soul sand

  • @Kawf._.is-trash
    @Kawf._.is-trash ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that good boy scared the hell outta me

  • @thekawaiirabbit
    @thekawaiirabbit ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is literally the first time I have seen him show emotion in the end

  • @julianparsons3027
    @julianparsons3027 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    7:18 ... meanwhile the proctologist is feeling inspired...

  • @brightwarrior2910
    @brightwarrior2910 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:51
    Ants: Pathetic.

  • @Placeholder79
    @Placeholder79 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stop this madness, I'm not supposed to be cackling in bed in the middle of the night

  • @YourBoyCat
    @YourBoyCat ปีที่แล้ว +21

    0:38 NAH WHAT IS THAT IN THE MIRROR

    • @GojiRatEdts
      @GojiRatEdts ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is it?

    • @YourBoyCat
      @YourBoyCat ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GojiRatEdts you didn't see that the mirror like there was a print of a body on it

    • @julianparsons3027
      @julianparsons3027 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That just one of the Flash’s rogues gallery - Mirror Master…

    • @Dysantrum
      @Dysantrum 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What? It's just the souls of the damned.

  • @KurapikasMother
    @KurapikasMother 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:44 this cat is a well known skinwalker. A man once got a cat from the shelter, thinking it was just a normal cat. But the cat started acting weird after some time. Andnafter 2 weeks, the man was not able to sleep because of screams he would hear all night long. The neighbors told him he was crazy. But as the owner finally had enough he decided to put the cat in a box and leave him somewhere far away. Later that night the neighbors heard a terrifying scream coming from the mans house. But when they went inside to check. The man was dead on the bed. His eyes wide open, looking like he has seen a ghost.. ehen they called the ploice to investigate they found that he uploaded a picture. Just 5 minutes before he died. And that picture, was his abandoned cat. Sitting there staring at him.

  • @wolfsta3017
    @wolfsta3017 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ok I’m not a perfectionist but that god damn corner on that angle WAS POKING OUT

  • @RandomBeluga1878
    @RandomBeluga1878 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro started opening up at the end 💀

  • @porainessemundao
    @porainessemundao ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Build your future:
    House (Last number of your like):
    0- Home 🏠
    1-Apartment 🏢
    2-Mansion 🏯
    3-Coverage 🌃
    4-Tent⛺
    5-Winery 🍇🍷
    6-Castle 🏰
    7-Hotel
    8-Farm🐮🐎🐂🐄🐃🐷🐑🐏🐐
    9-Trailer🚃
    Location/landscape(last number of your comment):
    0-Highway 🛣
    1-Rural Area
    2-Place where you work
    3-Big City🌆🌇🏙🌃
    4-Beach 🏖
    5-Sand desert🏜
    6-Island 🏝
    7-Mountains
    8-Forest
    9-Snow Desert☃️
    Will marry? (Take a dice and roll. The number you roll will say):
    1,2,3-Yes
    4,5,6-No
    Spouse (Your favorite sport; only if in the previous question you said you are getting married):
    Football - Blonde 👦🏼👧🏼
    Handball - Chinese🇨🇳
    Volleyball - Arabic👳👳‍♀️👳‍♂️
    Baseball - African 👨🏿‍🦱👩🏿
    Basketball - Redhead🧑🏻‍🦰👩🏻‍🦰
    American Football -Amerindian👦🏾👧🏾
    Ice Hockey - Mexican 🇲🇽
    Golf - Italian🇮🇹
    Boxing - Spanish🇪🇦
    Rugby - Portuguese🇵🇹
    Judo - Greek🇬🇷
    Karate - French🇫🇷
    Jiu-Jitsu - British 🇬🇧
    Swimming - Russian🇷🇺
    Water Polo - German🇩🇪
    Tennis-Aboriginal 🇵🇬🇦🇺
    Table Tennis - Indian🇮🇳
    Surfing - Japanese🇯🇵
    Badminton - Korean 🇰🇵🇰🇷
    Kung Fu - Jew(ia)🇮🇱
    Gymnastics - Persian🇮🇷
    Cycling - Gaucho🧉
    Racing - American🇺🇲🦅🗽🤠🏈⚾️🏀
    Formula 1 - Hawaiian 🏄‍♀️🏄‍♂️
    Equestrian - Inuit 🇨🇦
    Snowboard - Maori🇳🇿
    Ski - Surfer🏄‍♀️🏄‍♂️🏄
    Rowing - Gothic🧛🏻‍♂️🧛🏻‍♀️🧛🏻
    Curling - Cowboy 🤠👨 🌾👩 🌾🧑 🌾
    Synchronized Swimming - Millionaire💲
    Ballet - Billionaire💲💲
    Other-You can choose
    Will you have children? (Take two dice. The number you have will tell you if you will have it or not):
    1,2,3,4,5,6-Yes
    7,8,9,10,11,12- No
    (If two equal numbers have fallen, you can choose whether or not to have them)
    Number of children (the sum of your last 2 phone numbers; the first number represents boys, and the second represents girls; only if you said in the previous question that you are going to have children)
    Example: my last 2 phone numbers are 2 and 5, so I will have 7 children, 2 boys and 5 girls (2+5).
    Your profession (Color of the shirt you are currently wearing):
    Dark Blue-Teacher👨‍🏫👩‍🏫
    Yellow-Employee 🧹
    Red- Vet 🏨🏥🏪🐒🐶🦍🐺🦊🦝🐱
    Light Green- Cook 🍳
    Orange-Waiter🥙➡️👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
    White - Children's party entertainer
    Purple-Policeman🚔🚓👩‍✈️👨‍✈️👮‍♀️👮‍♂️
    Rosa-Chafer 🚕🚖🚗🚘🚙
    Colorful - Tailor 🧣
    Black-Baker 🥖🥐🍞🥨🥯🥞
    Gray - Tourist Guide🏖🏜🏝🏞
    Golden- Lawyer 👨 💻👩 💻
    Brown- Engineer 👷‍♂️👷‍♀️
    Ciano-Mason 👷‍♂️👷‍♀️
    Beige- Political 👨 💼👩 💼
    Salmon-Firefighter 👨‍🚒👩‍🚒
    Grená-Athlete⚽️⚾️🥎🏀🏐🏈
    Wine- Trashman 🗑
    Lilac-Psychologist 🧠
    Light Blue- Scientist 👨 🔬👩 🔬
    Navy Blue-Judge 👩‍⚖👨‍⚖
    Celeste Blue Entrepreneur 💲
    Dark Green- Actor🎬
    White Ice- Astronaut 👨 🚀👩 🚀
    Green Water-Doctor 👨‍⚕️
    Anil- Pharmacist 👨‍🔬
    Another color- Trucker 🚛
    I'm not wearing a shirt - take your pick
    Your salary per year (look at the time you are viewing this, multiply the hours by the minutes and then multiply the result by 100)
    Ex: it's 16:06=16x6=96.96x100=$9,600
    (If the salary was $0, you will receive your age multiplied by 1000. Ex: if you are 17 years old, you will receive $17,000)
    Your means of transport (Your birth month)
    January-Car 🚗
    February-Moto🏍
    March-Cart/Horses🐎🐴
    April-Helicopter🚁
    May-Private Jet 🛩
    June-ATV
    July-Bicycle 🚲
    August-Skateboard🛹
    september-limousine
    October-Scooter 🛴
    November-Lambreta 🛵
    December- Indian Taxi 🛺
    Your pet (The first letter of its name):
    A- Dog 🐶
    B- Cat 🐱
    C- Turtle 🐢
    D- Owl 🦉
    E- Parrot 🦜
    F-Bat🦇
    G-Pig🐖
    H- Chicken 🐓
    I- Rabbit 🐇
    J-Horse 🐎🐴
    K-Squirrel🐿
    L-Hedgehog🦔
    M-Monkey🐒🐵
    N- Capybara 🦛
    O-Fish 🐠🐟
    P- Sheep 🐑
    Q-Duck🦆
    R- Snake 🐍
    S- Frog🐸
    T- Cow 🐮🐄
    U- Hamster🐹
    V-Spider🕷🕸
    W- Toucan 🦤
    X-Scorpio🦂
    Y-Goat🐐
    Z- Turkey🦃
    Your social class (day of the week you are viewing this post):
    Sun- Miserable
    Mon- Poor
    Tue-middle class
    Wed-rich
    Thi- Millionaire
    Fri - billionaire
    Sat- Infinite money
    Country (last 2 digits of your phone number):
    00-USA🇺🇸*
    01-Brazil🇧🇷 **
    02-Italy 🇮🇹 ***
    03-Australia🇦🇺
    04-Japan 🇯🇵
    05-France 🇨🇵
    06-China🇨🇳
    07-Russia🇷🇺
    08-Aruba🇦🇼
    09-Hungary 🇭🇺
    10-Seychelles 🇸🇨
    11-United Kingdom 🇬🇧
    12-Ireland 🇮🇪
    13-India 🇮🇳
    14-South Korea 🇰🇷
    15-Mexico 🇲🇽
    16-Canada 🇨🇦
    17-Egypt 🇪🇬
    18-Thailand 🇹🇭
    19-New Zealand 🇳🇿
    20-Kenya🇰🇪
    21-Greece 🇬🇷
    22-Algeria 🇩🇿
    23-Ghana🇬🇭
    24-Czech Republic🇨🇿
    25-Germany 🇩🇪
    26-Switzerland 🇨🇭
    27-Honduras 🇭🇳
    28-Chile 🇨🇱
    29-Madagascar 🇲🇬
    30-Jamaica 🇯🇲
    31-Tanzania 🇹🇿
    32-Argentina🇦🇷
    33-Uruguay 🇺🇾
    34-Paraguay 🇵🇾
    35-Bolivia 🇧🇴
    36-Peru 🇵🇪
    37-Portugal 🇵🇹
    38-Spain 🇪🇸
    39-Costa Rica 🇨🇷
    40-Ecuador 🇪🇨
    41-Colombia 🇨🇴
    42-Azerbaijan 🇦🇿
    43-South Africa 🇿🇦
    44-Papua New Guinea🇵🇬
    45-Namibia 🇳🇦
    46-Turkey🇹🇷
    47-Romania🇷🇴
    48-Austria🇦🇹
    49-Slovenia 🇸🇮
    50-Sri Lanka🇱🇰
    51-Denmark 🇩🇰
    52-Finland 🇫🇮
    53-Iceland 🇮🇸
    54-Sweden 🇸🇪
    55-Norway 🇳🇴
    56-Nepal 🇳🇵
    57-Bhutan🇧🇹
    58-Bulgaria🇧🇬
    59-United Arab Emirates🇦🇪
    60-Tunisia 🇹🇳
    61-Pakistan 🇵🇰
    62-Guyana🇬🇾
    63-Suriname🇸🇷
    64-Slovakia 🇸🇰
    65-Guatemala🇬🇹
    66-Serbia🇷🇸
    67-Poland 🇵🇱
    68-Holland 🇳🇱
    69-Belgium 🇧🇪
    70-Luxembourg 🇱🇺
    71- Indonesia 🇮🇩
    72-Israel 🇮🇱
    73-Morocco 🇲🇦
    74-Panama 🇵🇦
    75-Nigeria 🇳🇬
    76-Philippines🇵🇭
    77-Qatar🇶🇦
    78-Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦
    79-Malta 🇲🇹
    80-Tahiti🇵🇫
    81-Bahamas🇧🇸
    82-Hong Kong🇭🇰
    83-Ivory Coast🇨🇮
    84-Cameroon 🇨🇲
    85-Cape Verde 🇨🇻
    86-Cyprus🇨🇾
    87-Croatia🇭🇷
    88-Iran 🇮🇷
    89-Lebanon 🇱🇧
    90-Kazakhstan 🇰🇿
    91-Libya 🇱🇾
    92-Mongolia🇲🇳
    93-Mozambique 🇲🇿
    94-Angola 🇦🇴
    95-Armenia🇦🇲
    96-Albania🇦🇱
    97-Bosnia-Herzegovina🇧🇦
    98-Barbados🇧🇧
    99-Dominican Republic 🇩🇴
    *Which state?; only if in the previous question of which country you are going to live it fell in the USA🇺🇲 (Your battery):
    0-1% Alabama
    2-3% Alaska🥶
    4-5% Arizona🥵
    6-7% Arkansas
    8-9% California🎥
    10-11% Colorado
    12-13% Connecticut
    14-15% Delaware
    16-17% Florida
    18-19% Georgia
    20-21% Hawaii
    22-23% Idaho
    24-25% Illinois
    26-27% Indian
    28-29% Iowa
    30-31% Kansas
    32-33% Kentucky
    34-35% Louisiana
    36-37% Maine
    38-39% Maryland
    40-41% Massachusetts
    42-43% Michigan
    44-45% Minnesota
    46-47% Mississippi
    48-49% Missouri
    50-51% Montana
    52-53% Nebraska
    54-55% Nevada
    56-57% New Hampshire
    58-59% New Jersey
    60-61% New Mexico
    62-63% New York
    64-65% North Carolina
    66-67% North Dakota
    68-69% Ohio
    70-71% Oklahoma
    72-73% Oregon
    74-75% Oklahoma
    76-77% Pennsylvania
    78-79% Rhode Island 80-81% South Carolina
    82-83% South Dakota
    84-85% Tennessee
    86-87% Texas
    88-89% Vermont
    90-91% Virginia
    92-93% Washington🐌
    94-95% West Virginia
    96-97% Wisconsin🧀
    98-99% Wyoming🐎
    100% Washington DC🇺🇸
    **Your state; only if in the previous question which country you are going to live in Brazil 🇧🇷 (Favorite Musical Style)
    Samba-Acre 🐊
    Funk-Alagoas🐐
    National Rock-Amapá 🇪🇨
    Foreign Rock- Amazonas 🏞
    Axé-Bahia 🥁
    Forró- Ceará 🐂
    Heavy Metal- Distrito Federal🇧🇷
    Sertanejo-Espírito Santo 🍫
    Country- Goiás 🎸
    Reagge- Maranhão 🥖
    Gospel-Mato Grosso 🌞
    Pop- Mato Grosso do Sul 🐆
    Electronics-Minas Gerais 🧀
    Hip Hop- Pará 🫐
    Rap- Paraíba 🪗
    Jpop- Paraná 🌲
    Kpop- Pernambuco 🌂
    Pop Rock- Piauí 🥵
    MPB- Rio de Janeiro 🇧🇷
    Salsa-Rio Grande do Norte 🏖
    Classical Music-Rio Grande do Sul🧉
    Blues- Rondônia 🏹
    Pagoda- Roraima 🇻🇪
    Children's Music- Santa Catarina 🇩🇪
    Jazz-São Paulo 🏙
    Bossa Nova- Sergipe 🦀
    Brega-Tocantins 👶🏼
    Other- can choose
    ***Your region;Only if in the previous question of which country you are going to live you have landed in Italy🇮🇹 (Your battery):
    0-5% - Abruzzo
    6-10%- Basilicata
    11-15%- Calabria
    16-20%- Campania
    21-25%- Emilia-Romagna
    26-30%- Friuli-Venezia Giulia
    31-35%- Lazio
    36-40%- Liguria
    41-45%- Lombardy
    46-50%- Marche
    51-55%- Molysis
    56-60%- Piedmont
    61-65%- Puglia
    66-70%- Sardegna
    71-75%- Sicily
    76-80%- Tuscany
    81-85%- Trentino-Alto Adige
    86-90%- Umbria
    91-95%- Valle d'Aosta
    96-100%- Veneto
    No number-You can choose

    • @satzukaze
      @satzukaze ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shut

    • @deontaeavila3514
      @deontaeavila3514 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@satzukazethe

    • @nickmilano2516
      @nickmilano2516 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@satzukazeshur

    • @ShadowHawk24Real
      @ShadowHawk24Real ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I ain't doing all this.

    • @KBLS267
      @KBLS267 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WERE GONNA LIKE FARM WITH THIS COPYPASTA🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @darrennew8211
    @darrennew8211 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    For the Mars mission finding a skull, there's an excellent novel called Inherit the Stars, wherein early astronauts on Mars find a 50,000-year-old human skeleton in a space suit on the moon. It's a great novel.

  • @ari-xx
    @ari-xx ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:02 is the best one
    (SPOOKY SCARY SKELE-)

  • @LeoTheYuty
    @LeoTheYuty ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:02 Pretend like I'm one of them but from a suckier movie, assuming they're chill with each other and not ready to do a battle royale.

  • @Plantaineater
    @Plantaineater 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    For 0:22 i actually experienced this, I woke up in the middle of the night (it was like 2-4 am) and I heard an icecream truck play outside my house for 30 minutes straight. It never moved away from my house so it definitely wasn’t driving by, AND my neighborhood didn’t have icecream trucks. I have sleep paralysis so it could’ve been from that but i still don’t know why there was icecream truck music playing outside my house at 2-4 in the morning

  • @valenciageode25
    @valenciageode25 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Not to give TMI, but I had to stop the video to go to the bathroom before I wet myself laughing. Amazing work.

  • @GlitchIl
    @GlitchIl ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this person has never not sounded completely emotionless

  • @zanderwinters4255
    @zanderwinters4255 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    9:52 i have a roomba and I jokingly call it a pet that pulls its weight, unlike the lazy cats.

  • @mirandaandrews3399
    @mirandaandrews3399 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love Vaakzkls reaction at the end😂😂😂

  • @Thunder_Archer1
    @Thunder_Archer1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    glad im not the only one who thought about making a sandpaper floor room as a torture device

  • @ScarryMouche
    @ScarryMouche 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    0:16
    The hero :SHAMBLES

    • @69SuperSeniorGoJo69
      @69SuperSeniorGoJo69 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      THE ONE PIECE!!!
      THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!

  • @witherstorm3101
    @witherstorm3101 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:05 I'll would tell them to wait for me getting my gear ready

  • @Animallover24678
    @Animallover24678 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    you mom bought a buffalo?

  • @CarRadio572
    @CarRadio572 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The best protection against ghosts is a pair of cats. Any time I hear a strange noise in my house I blame it on the cats.

  • @LilithMacArthur-bz1wy
    @LilithMacArthur-bz1wy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    4:33 him wearing the face kinda looks like my ex... No wonder it didn't work out😂

  • @OreoGoesWoof
    @OreoGoesWoof ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just imagine thousands of spiders slowly eating you

  • @sillyguy-qw3xl
    @sillyguy-qw3xl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    14:18 jokes on you Im a psychopath that actually likes the taste of salt water

  • @WolfieLove-h8y
    @WolfieLove-h8y 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Umm does anyone notice how it says at top left corner it says “By Chris Murphy, The Sun.” Or am i just missing something 0:50

  • @Keys2Notes
    @Keys2Notes 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    VaazkL: Avoids cursing
    Also VaazkL: 4:12

    • @DominicHarty
      @DominicHarty 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tbh I didn't even notice

  • @inferlynx737
    @inferlynx737 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:06 …. You should still be pretty fucking afraid.😂 that demon cow is on murder time and it’s you o’clock

  • @dutch_asocialite
    @dutch_asocialite ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:35 Isn't that, like, essentially the plot of Rainworld?

  • @johntoro7815
    @johntoro7815 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    that 89 angle really fucked me up
    i had to go back to make sure

  • @zainabkhurrum1299
    @zainabkhurrum1299 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:43 that’s it,imma try this tomorrow at a school gathering 💀✋

  • @joshuajohnston6016
    @joshuajohnston6016 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:06 where did his mom find a BUFFALO 😂😂😂

  • @Itouchnograss
    @Itouchnograss ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:50 I’m sitting there, it’s thundering, huge window behind me. I’m chilling watching TH-cam and eating before going to bed. I just randomly go hm. What if lightning flashes and there’s just a man behind me

  • @Foxlover781
    @Foxlover781 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Was just walking to my room with my bag on my back, home alone and the strap of the bag got caught on a door handle and it scared the living daylights out of me, thought someone grabbed me

  • @Cenn_Devel
    @Cenn_Devel ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:17: Voldemort × vampire hybrid lookin' a-

  • @sophiafenger
    @sophiafenger 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I had to pause on practically every one of these to actually look at the pictures

  • @1v3r50n0fficial
    @1v3r50n0fficial ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Shiver me timbers

  • @THE_trueloaf
    @THE_trueloaf หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:06 WDYM A BUFFALO WERE DO YOU EVEN GET THAT?!?

  • @Maozedongcat
    @Maozedongcat ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:12 hold up how did they get a toddlers skull?

  • @BrannanHoltzclaw
    @BrannanHoltzclaw 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When i saw that thumbnail my first thought was how he even got 200 kidneys.

  • @69poseidon
    @69poseidon ปีที่แล้ว +13

    who ever made that meme at 2:27 im going to go under your bed and every time you get up from your bed im going to grab your feet

  • @meower240
    @meower240 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You should see the pennywise doll in the Fareway store in Storm Lake, IA.

  • @metalmadness5851
    @metalmadness5851 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For the last one, I watched Aliens when I was too young. Yeah, it scared me, but it left a lot of weird ideas in my head that I did get to compare to the movie when I watched it as an adult, which was fun.

  • @AceAviations2
    @AceAviations2 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    15:15, having been through Laughing Gas twice recently I don't get the high part, all it did was suck the energy out of me to varying degrees and make me unstable on my feet. That shit was sneaky in how it worked, it only hit me when I got up to leave.
    I know that it's unrelated to the scary part, but that part felt exaggerated, unless it just affects me that way, I've never have had any really trippy experiences despite having been through things that have a reputation for that in my life.
    However if that thing was there I wouldn't be willing to go through with anything if it could only be done there.

  • @FishcalledFronk
    @FishcalledFronk ปีที่แล้ว +6

    11:42 Bro. Final Destination gave me this fear as a kid and now I hate pools

    • @EpicAndrew97
      @EpicAndrew97 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What does it mean? I’m confused

  • @thegreenduobird
    @thegreenduobird ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:01 I watched one of those episodes and I still remember it to now despite I being probably 7 years ago. It was the scariest thing ever and I had nightmares about for about a month and put me off chocolate or made me check it for about a year (it had been about how a child ate chocolate that had a fly in and how they turned into a human fly and like ate their sister or something) honestly very scary, thankfully I had to go to bed before the end.

  • @tonyth9240
    @tonyth9240 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    7:38 but he's right

    • @just-there
      @just-there 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      No we only have minute to harvest

  • @Mista-Geometry-Dash
    @Mista-Geometry-Dash 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    WHAT SO YOU MEAN YOUR MOM BOUGHT A BUFFALO????? 3:06

  • @Silk17373
    @Silk17373 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    How to bury a body:
    Why did you look down here.

    • @ellabennett6091
      @ellabennett6091 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because I wanted to make sure you were recommending accurate technique.

    • @TheFluffyWendigo
      @TheFluffyWendigo ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't have to bury a body if you eat it.

    • @xOrionNebula2708
      @xOrionNebula2708 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheFluffyWendigo uhhhh

    • @3rdStreetAVolitionite
      @3rdStreetAVolitionite 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      'Cause I knew you wouldn't have the balls to post how.

  • @YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodGuy
    @YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodGuy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    His emotionless voice makes this so much better

  • @TimeToGetFunkyy
    @TimeToGetFunkyy ปีที่แล้ว +20

    just wondering 0:07 who the fuck collects toddler skulls

    • @RocketCraft-lf7ff
      @RocketCraft-lf7ff 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Me

    • @Redwan777
      @Redwan777 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Abortion clinics

    • @ViyonaSankhe
      @ViyonaSankhe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@RocketCraft-lf7ff gimme one

  • @55alegria
    @55alegria 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:46 Truuuue! One of our teacher told us how to use Torrent to do piracy and another one told us to do it with Adobe softwards! Everyone else just had copies of books and share it for the class (only like 2 teachers asked us to get from a place that would print it for a pretty low price)