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A couple years ago, my sister(9yo) and I(11yo) told my cousin(10yo) that The Conjuring was a comedy movie so he would watch it and we apparently scarred him for life in his words. He had nightmares and he wouldn’t trust us with picking movies for a bit. Now he acts like a crazy person and it’s tradition for all three of us to watch horror movies together now.
LMAOO (btw its 16:49) the sad part is that literally nobody would understand that cuz like 90% of ppl dont even know the existence of the word "leviathan" also hello there, fellow subnautica enjoyer
Did the same snorkeling in Saint Marteen in the Caribbean. The endless darkness gives you an instant ass pucker. Your mind races thinking of the possibilities of a giant squid or megalodon living down there.
You're the only meme channel that I don't feel uncomfortable for using your real voice while the others cringed me so much due to their constant laughing and saying everything that aren't related to the memes
You know how scary it is to see an urban outfitter's bag at night? I saw it move (my eyes are weird) and I knew it was an urban outfitters bag but I was genuinely scared
A scary fact about me is when I was five I used to capture butterflies, rip their WINGS OFF and stuff their bodies under my pillow in hopes that they would never fly away from me again. Until my mom stopped me after finding this out.
@@Zero_san0You just have to type the time without spaces. For example, 2: 36 has a space between the numbers, where as 3:41 doesn't. You just have to type time how it's supposed to be.
These memes are genuinely amazing, man. This is the first meme video that made me continuously giggle hysterically so much so that my parents kept looking at me like I was a nut! LOL
@@Oscribushe recorded that part before the others. I remembered seeing the end part in another of his videos. He usually does that is a pert fits well into another video.
For the Mars mission finding a skull, there's an excellent novel called Inherit the Stars, wherein early astronauts on Mars find a 50,000-year-old human skeleton in a space suit on the moon. It's a great novel.
For the last one, I watched Aliens when I was too young. Yeah, it scared me, but it left a lot of weird ideas in my head that I did get to compare to the movie when I watched it as an adult, which was fun.
12:03 DONT DISS GRIZZLY TALES FOR GRUSOME KIDS!!! That show was my JAM when I was little and every so often I go back and watch episodes on TH-cam to reminisce. Ahh, the good ol' days 😂😂
5:02 I remember when this first happened, lots of TH-cam videos were like "faLl GUyS dArK SeCRET nOT KiD FrIeNdLY?!?" And I'm like, "STF up!" It's a skeleton! Of course if you peel the skin off of something it's gonna look weird! It's not evil, it's a skeleton. I have one too. I'm evil but that's wholly unrelated.
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A couple years ago, my sister(9yo) and I(11yo) told my cousin(10yo) that The Conjuring was a comedy movie so he would watch it and we apparently scarred him for life in his words. He had nightmares and he wouldn’t trust us with picking movies for a bit. Now he acts like a crazy person and it’s tradition for all three of us to watch horror movies together now.
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Oh that's nothing. When I was a kid I heard Bruno was a funny movie and talked the whole family into going to see it.
@@ZebraLuvis bruno a real movie or did you mean cujo?
If its real what is it about as i have never heard of it
Naaaah bro tell my why I just got a conjuring ad on this video bro this is not haram
He should’ve went to the house itself
let me get this straight, if I donate a kidney, I’m a “hero”. but if I donate 17, the police are at my house?
But if you donate 200 your a hero again
No. You're a hero serial murderer
...how do they feel about hearts? I have a freezer full of them..
@@melonplaygroundfight8322 and you're anonymous so your family doesn't come asking
@@InternetStrangerThatCanRead exactly
Therapist: VaazkL doesn't shout, no need to worry.
Shouting VaazkL at the end:
he's angry and sad and mad and he's crying inside :(
@@Oscribus Poor VaazkL :(
mom I’m scared come pick me up @@idkcba
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Vaazkl shouting at the end is the scariest part of this video
You spoiled it >:(
@@SleepyHollowKnightyou’re putting yourself at risk for spoilers if you read the comments
@@IRoseASeagullpeople on their way to complain about books having spoilers on the movie:
15:49 should have said “ detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms are you sure what you’re doing is worth it?”
LMAOO (btw its 16:49)
the sad part is that literally nobody would understand that cuz like 90% of ppl dont even know the existence of the word "leviathan"
also hello there, fellow subnautica enjoyer
Did the same snorkeling in Saint Marteen in the Caribbean. The endless darkness gives you an instant ass pucker. Your mind races thinking of the possibilities of a giant squid or megalodon living down there.
@@JR-gp2zk th-cam.com/video/7RAxhVU77n4/w-d-xo.htmlsi=Z8-pSMF1crYdpKMw
@@ZPND_Gamer100no he did mean 15:49
" *AHEAD FLANK, EMERGENCY SPEED* "
3:06 wh- why did their mom buy a buffalo..?
Yes they are exotic pets kinda like the guy with the Girraffe
Lunch
@@user-yb1hl8cu7kTHE GUY WITH A WHAT-
@@The_lamb_sauce yeah I saw a post on Reddit about a guy who owned a giraffe, I'm not sure if he owns it anymore tho
@@user-yb1hl8cu7k yeah, no, I don’t want a giraffe licking my face in my sleep💀
No matter how scary the meme is Vazkl will still have the same dead voice
and that's why we love this channel
As a monster, I can confirm
SHE WAs 18 IN DOG YEARS😭😭😭
Arousing.
🥵
reliable source
As a dude with a clown pfp I can also confirm
@@Brickmaster-anthony homies!
that water bottle and the lamppost be scary asf
You're the only meme channel that I don't feel uncomfortable for using your real voice while the others cringed me so much due to their constant laughing and saying everything that aren't related to the memes
Have you tried Matt Rose?
How about emkay
You know how scary it is to see an urban outfitter's bag at night? I saw it move (my eyes are weird) and I knew it was an urban outfitters bag but I was genuinely scared
2:02 give em the "wassup bruh" head nod then go back to sleep
It’s an intervention, what did you do?
A scary fact about me is when I was five I used to capture butterflies, rip their WINGS OFF and stuff their bodies under my pillow in hopes that they would never fly away from me again. Until my mom stopped me after finding this out.
I do something similar, but with small animals.
Uhm..I’m sorry…YOU W H A T
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*...you what?*
nahh this is worse than the coc- and ball toture
Oh God. That was really interesting...
9:07 This was the scariest meme of them all!
how do you do that make the time blue and link and all
@@Zero_san0It does that automatically
@@Zero_san0noob
@@Zero_san0You just have to type the time without spaces. For example, 2: 36 has a space between the numbers, where as 3:41 doesn't. You just have to type time how it's supposed to be.
ohhhh thx@@zoesellers3829
2:10 this just proves yet again that Florida men are a different breed
9:40 This needs to be an animation
lol
7:10 “And then… they saw it… the vacuum cleaner!”
0:43 I'd call a priest if i were you..
@Hazard-9542it is a real story it’s a real case.
@Hazard-9542 you didn’t have to be so rude about it
@Hazard-9542 I wouldn’t
@Hazard-9542 it’s true I don’t get mad if someone corrects me
1:40 The most satisfying and perfect thwap i well ever hear in my entire life
And the last one to
@@RichardHughs-tk4ci agree
Lava is also very delicious. But you can only eat it once
2:41 10 missed calls from my dad would be scarier. I don’t have a dad
That toddler one though...
YES WHAT THE FUCK
5:37 Fursuits about be crazy with this.
They are already like this. There called “realistic fursuits”
that cat has no neck
6:38
Some random guy with the astronauts: GUYS. I FEEL DEJAVU.
That 'light' is a demon. I swear.
These memes are genuinely amazing, man. This is the first meme video that made me continuously giggle hysterically so much so that my parents kept looking at me like I was a nut! LOL
That broken iris triggered a phobia I didn't know I had
the first time he actually wasnt calm
8:46 as an Aussie I can confirm Steve Irwin did not give a shit if he died with the animals he just wanted to play with dangerous animals
you mom bought a buffalo?
8:10 yep time to move atleast 5 countries away
The perfect video to watch while being so sick that im at the hospital at night.
Love Vaakzkls reaction at the end😂😂😂
If you ever feel lonely just remember: you’re never alone!
I’m always there.
where tf were you when i was crying in the bathroom
Thanks man
good sir please leave me alone, playing animal crossing for 70 hours straight.
I do not require your assistance.
Sooo- it was you who comforted him while hiding in my closet at 3 a.m. When I was sobbing so hard because of Exam stress last night.
Every moment I am not running-
This is literally the first time I have seen him show emotion in the end
that good boy scared the hell outta me
Shiver me timbers
this person has never not sounded completely emotionless
“Muffled screaming from her stomach”
Chica in a sentence
This f'ked me up for three days thanks man
0:12 hold up how did they get a toddlers skull?
1:30 bro really got that soul sand
glad im not the only one who thought about making a sandpaper floor room as a torture device
You sound so much happier! I'm so happy for you! Congratulations!
not by the end, idk what happened there.
@@Oscribushe recorded that part before the others. I remembered seeing the end part in another of his videos. He usually does that is a pert fits well into another video.
1:04 russian roulette
Yes bjt its sus
Love you VaazkL, great memes keep up the good work 💪
3:47 thankfully this is impossible 👁👁
Thanks but OH GOD WHY THOSE EMOJIS
How to bury a body:
Why did you look down here.
Because I wanted to make sure you were recommending accurate technique.
Don't have to bury a body if you eat it.
@@TheFluffyWendigo uhhhh
'Cause I knew you wouldn't have the balls to post how.
3:34 He looks like he's running away from the men and black 😭🙏
😭🙏
9:02 is the best one
(SPOOKY SCARY SKELE-)
That spooky mannequin: I wanna play a little game
Stop this madness, I'm not supposed to be cackling in bed in the middle of the night
who ever made that meme at 2:27 im going to go under your bed and every time you get up from your bed im going to grab your feet
Ok I’m not a perfectionist but that god damn corner on that angle WAS POKING OUT
Not to give TMI, but I had to stop the video to go to the bathroom before I wet myself laughing. Amazing work.
Bro started opening up at the end 💀
0:51
Ants: Pathetic.
0:38 NAH WHAT IS THAT IN THE MIRROR
What is it?
@@SpaceGTyrion528 you didn't see that the mirror like there was a print of a body on it
That just one of the Flash’s rogues gallery - Mirror Master…
That fall guys art is something else
the running frog is hilarious yet terrifying
For the Mars mission finding a skull, there's an excellent novel called Inherit the Stars, wherein early astronauts on Mars find a 50,000-year-old human skeleton in a space suit on the moon. It's a great novel.
2:43 Intrusive thoughts are normal, but if they happen all the time then that's not normal and it could be OCD lol
so wanting to strangle myself just to see how it feels is normal
i got ocd lmao
His emotionless voice makes this so much better
Just imagine thousands of spiders slowly eating you
0:16
The hero :SHAMBLES
THE ONE PIECE!!!
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!
10:24 nightmarionne
I WAS THINKING TGE SAME DANG THING
I WAS THINKING THAT TOO BRO LIKE THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE NIGHTMARIONNE
i saw the omen as a kid too, literally hurt myself running away from the TV
Omg that toddler tooth one is going to haunt me forever I’m not kidding
For the last one, I watched Aliens when I was too young. Yeah, it scared me, but it left a lot of weird ideas in my head that I did get to compare to the movie when I watched it as an adult, which was fun.
Aliens? Are you Peter Parker by any chance?
8:17 spring trap, more like turtle trap
“Babe… I’ve got a horrible headache…”
“How tf are you alive”
Bro is mently scaring us
0:03 Siren Head's goth girlfriend
-some legend on the internet
12:03 DONT DISS GRIZZLY TALES FOR GRUSOME KIDS!!! That show was my JAM when I was little and every so often I go back and watch episodes on TH-cam to reminisce. Ahh, the good ol' days 😂😂
Holy shit that yell really made my heart drop. I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU VAAZ
Bro really said 😂
5:02
I remember when this first happened, lots of TH-cam videos were like
"faLl GUyS dArK SeCRET nOT KiD FrIeNdLY?!?"
And I'm like, "STF up!" It's a skeleton! Of course if you peel the skin off of something it's gonna look weird!
It's not evil, it's a skeleton.
I have one too.
I'm evil but that's wholly unrelated.
17:17 VaazkL YELLING
ok but why is the street light one and cat one so cool
I don’t want to close my eyes anymore.
1:35 Isn't that, like, essentially the plot of Rainworld?
yea
5:53 what's wrong with the dog? looks fine to me
yeah i dont get that one I came to the comments looking to see if someone knew
I think its because the dog is smiling
Wake me up when it’s all over
@@ethankuchma5295 Same bro
THE WAY I PUNCHED MY LAPTOP WHEN SEEING THE 89 DEGREE ANGLE 😭💀💀
The dog one made me jump and have a stroke😭
4:33 him wearing the face kinda looks like my ex... No wonder it didn't work out😂
just wondering 0:07 who the fuck collects toddler skulls
Me
Abortion clinics
@@RocketCraft-lf7ff gimme one
NEW FEAR UNLOCKED: blinking when I get an eyelash in my eye
The End tho, I've never heard him change voice so quick 💀💀
1:13 got me laughing s o hard
WHY DOES IT HAVE HUMAN EARS
0:25
Not 3 AM, but once saw the ice cream truck outside at like 9 PM, it was dark out, and for some reason some family went out to get some
2:02 Pretend like I'm one of them but from a suckier movie, assuming they're chill with each other and not ready to do a battle royale.
2:05 I'll would tell them to wait for me getting my gear ready
11:42 Bro. Final Destination gave me this fear as a kid and now I hate pools
What does it mean? I’m confused
If I had a nickel for every time, this video mentioned Steve Irwin I would have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
F ai had a nickle for everytime i see these I would have infinite nickles
Y’all ever be layin in bed late at night and then an airplane passes overhead and the sound scares you shitless
watching this at night was a bad idea
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1-Apartment 🏢
2-Mansion 🏯
3-Coverage 🌃
4-Tent⛺
5-Winery 🍇🍷
6-Castle 🏰
7-Hotel
8-Farm🐮🐎🐂🐄🐃🐷🐑🐏🐐
9-Trailer🚃
Location/landscape(last number of your comment):
0-Highway 🛣
1-Rural Area
2-Place where you work
3-Big City🌆🌇🏙🌃
4-Beach 🏖
5-Sand desert🏜
6-Island 🏝
7-Mountains
8-Forest
9-Snow Desert☃️
Will marry? (Take a dice and roll. The number you roll will say):
1,2,3-Yes
4,5,6-No
Spouse (Your favorite sport; only if in the previous question you said you are getting married):
Football - Blonde 👦🏼👧🏼
Handball - Chinese🇨🇳
Volleyball - Arabic👳👳♀️👳♂️
Baseball - African 👨🏿🦱👩🏿
Basketball - Redhead🧑🏻🦰👩🏻🦰
American Football -Amerindian👦🏾👧🏾
Ice Hockey - Mexican 🇲🇽
Golf - Italian🇮🇹
Boxing - Spanish🇪🇦
Rugby - Portuguese🇵🇹
Judo - Greek🇬🇷
Karate - French🇫🇷
Jiu-Jitsu - British 🇬🇧
Swimming - Russian🇷🇺
Water Polo - German🇩🇪
Tennis-Aboriginal 🇵🇬🇦🇺
Table Tennis - Indian🇮🇳
Surfing - Japanese🇯🇵
Badminton - Korean 🇰🇵🇰🇷
Kung Fu - Jew(ia)🇮🇱
Gymnastics - Persian🇮🇷
Cycling - Gaucho🧉
Racing - American🇺🇲🦅🗽🤠🏈⚾️🏀
Formula 1 - Hawaiian 🏄♀️🏄♂️
Equestrian - Inuit 🇨🇦
Snowboard - Maori🇳🇿
Ski - Surfer🏄♀️🏄♂️🏄
Rowing - Gothic🧛🏻♂️🧛🏻♀️🧛🏻
Curling - Cowboy 🤠👨 🌾👩 🌾🧑 🌾
Synchronized Swimming - Millionaire💲
Ballet - Billionaire💲💲
Other-You can choose
Will you have children? (Take two dice. The number you have will tell you if you will have it or not):
1,2,3,4,5,6-Yes
7,8,9,10,11,12- No
(If two equal numbers have fallen, you can choose whether or not to have them)
Number of children (the sum of your last 2 phone numbers; the first number represents boys, and the second represents girls; only if you said in the previous question that you are going to have children)
Example: my last 2 phone numbers are 2 and 5, so I will have 7 children, 2 boys and 5 girls (2+5).
Your profession (Color of the shirt you are currently wearing):
Dark Blue-Teacher👨🏫👩🏫
Yellow-Employee 🧹
Red- Vet 🏨🏥🏪🐒🐶🦍🐺🦊🦝🐱
Light Green- Cook 🍳
Orange-Waiter🥙➡️👨👩👧👦
White - Children's party entertainer
Purple-Policeman🚔🚓👩✈️👨✈️👮♀️👮♂️
Rosa-Chafer 🚕🚖🚗🚘🚙
Colorful - Tailor 🧣
Black-Baker 🥖🥐🍞🥨🥯🥞
Gray - Tourist Guide🏖🏜🏝🏞
Golden- Lawyer 👨 💻👩 💻
Brown- Engineer 👷♂️👷♀️
Ciano-Mason 👷♂️👷♀️
Beige- Political 👨 💼👩 💼
Salmon-Firefighter 👨🚒👩🚒
Grená-Athlete⚽️⚾️🥎🏀🏐🏈
Wine- Trashman 🗑
Lilac-Psychologist 🧠
Light Blue- Scientist 👨 🔬👩 🔬
Navy Blue-Judge 👩⚖👨⚖
Celeste Blue Entrepreneur 💲
Dark Green- Actor🎬
White Ice- Astronaut 👨 🚀👩 🚀
Green Water-Doctor 👨⚕️
Anil- Pharmacist 👨🔬
Another color- Trucker 🚛
I'm not wearing a shirt - take your pick
Your salary per year (look at the time you are viewing this, multiply the hours by the minutes and then multiply the result by 100)
Ex: it's 16:06=16x6=96.96x100=$9,600
(If the salary was $0, you will receive your age multiplied by 1000. Ex: if you are 17 years old, you will receive $17,000)
Your means of transport (Your birth month)
January-Car 🚗
February-Moto🏍
March-Cart/Horses🐎🐴
April-Helicopter🚁
May-Private Jet 🛩
June-ATV
July-Bicycle 🚲
August-Skateboard🛹
september-limousine
October-Scooter 🛴
November-Lambreta 🛵
December- Indian Taxi 🛺
Your pet (The first letter of its name):
A- Dog 🐶
B- Cat 🐱
C- Turtle 🐢
D- Owl 🦉
E- Parrot 🦜
F-Bat🦇
G-Pig🐖
H- Chicken 🐓
I- Rabbit 🐇
J-Horse 🐎🐴
K-Squirrel🐿
L-Hedgehog🦔
M-Monkey🐒🐵
N- Capybara 🦛
O-Fish 🐠🐟
P- Sheep 🐑
Q-Duck🦆
R- Snake 🐍
S- Frog🐸
T- Cow 🐮🐄
U- Hamster🐹
V-Spider🕷🕸
W- Toucan 🦤
X-Scorpio🦂
Y-Goat🐐
Z- Turkey🦃
Your social class (day of the week you are viewing this post):
Sun- Miserable
Mon- Poor
Tue-middle class
Wed-rich
Thi- Millionaire
Fri - billionaire
Sat- Infinite money
Country (last 2 digits of your phone number):
00-USA🇺🇸*
01-Brazil🇧🇷 **
02-Italy 🇮🇹 ***
03-Australia🇦🇺
04-Japan 🇯🇵
05-France 🇨🇵
06-China🇨🇳
07-Russia🇷🇺
08-Aruba🇦🇼
09-Hungary 🇭🇺
10-Seychelles 🇸🇨
11-United Kingdom 🇬🇧
12-Ireland 🇮🇪
13-India 🇮🇳
14-South Korea 🇰🇷
15-Mexico 🇲🇽
16-Canada 🇨🇦
17-Egypt 🇪🇬
18-Thailand 🇹🇭
19-New Zealand 🇳🇿
20-Kenya🇰🇪
21-Greece 🇬🇷
22-Algeria 🇩🇿
23-Ghana🇬🇭
24-Czech Republic🇨🇿
25-Germany 🇩🇪
26-Switzerland 🇨🇭
27-Honduras 🇭🇳
28-Chile 🇨🇱
29-Madagascar 🇲🇬
30-Jamaica 🇯🇲
31-Tanzania 🇹🇿
32-Argentina🇦🇷
33-Uruguay 🇺🇾
34-Paraguay 🇵🇾
35-Bolivia 🇧🇴
36-Peru 🇵🇪
37-Portugal 🇵🇹
38-Spain 🇪🇸
39-Costa Rica 🇨🇷
40-Ecuador 🇪🇨
41-Colombia 🇨🇴
42-Azerbaijan 🇦🇿
43-South Africa 🇿🇦
44-Papua New Guinea🇵🇬
45-Namibia 🇳🇦
46-Turkey🇹🇷
47-Romania🇷🇴
48-Austria🇦🇹
49-Slovenia 🇸🇮
50-Sri Lanka🇱🇰
51-Denmark 🇩🇰
52-Finland 🇫🇮
53-Iceland 🇮🇸
54-Sweden 🇸🇪
55-Norway 🇳🇴
56-Nepal 🇳🇵
57-Bhutan🇧🇹
58-Bulgaria🇧🇬
59-United Arab Emirates🇦🇪
60-Tunisia 🇹🇳
61-Pakistan 🇵🇰
62-Guyana🇬🇾
63-Suriname🇸🇷
64-Slovakia 🇸🇰
65-Guatemala🇬🇹
66-Serbia🇷🇸
67-Poland 🇵🇱
68-Holland 🇳🇱
69-Belgium 🇧🇪
70-Luxembourg 🇱🇺
71- Indonesia 🇮🇩
72-Israel 🇮🇱
73-Morocco 🇲🇦
74-Panama 🇵🇦
75-Nigeria 🇳🇬
76-Philippines🇵🇭
77-Qatar🇶🇦
78-Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦
79-Malta 🇲🇹
80-Tahiti🇵🇫
81-Bahamas🇧🇸
82-Hong Kong🇭🇰
83-Ivory Coast🇨🇮
84-Cameroon 🇨🇲
85-Cape Verde 🇨🇻
86-Cyprus🇨🇾
87-Croatia🇭🇷
88-Iran 🇮🇷
89-Lebanon 🇱🇧
90-Kazakhstan 🇰🇿
91-Libya 🇱🇾
92-Mongolia🇲🇳
93-Mozambique 🇲🇿
94-Angola 🇦🇴
95-Armenia🇦🇲
96-Albania🇦🇱
97-Bosnia-Herzegovina🇧🇦
98-Barbados🇧🇧
99-Dominican Republic 🇩🇴
*Which state?; only if in the previous question of which country you are going to live it fell in the USA🇺🇲 (Your battery):
0-1% Alabama
2-3% Alaska🥶
4-5% Arizona🥵
6-7% Arkansas
8-9% California🎥
10-11% Colorado
12-13% Connecticut
14-15% Delaware
16-17% Florida
18-19% Georgia
20-21% Hawaii
22-23% Idaho
24-25% Illinois
26-27% Indian
28-29% Iowa
30-31% Kansas
32-33% Kentucky
34-35% Louisiana
36-37% Maine
38-39% Maryland
40-41% Massachusetts
42-43% Michigan
44-45% Minnesota
46-47% Mississippi
48-49% Missouri
50-51% Montana
52-53% Nebraska
54-55% Nevada
56-57% New Hampshire
58-59% New Jersey
60-61% New Mexico
62-63% New York
64-65% North Carolina
66-67% North Dakota
68-69% Ohio
70-71% Oklahoma
72-73% Oregon
74-75% Oklahoma
76-77% Pennsylvania
78-79% Rhode Island 80-81% South Carolina
82-83% South Dakota
84-85% Tennessee
86-87% Texas
88-89% Vermont
90-91% Virginia
92-93% Washington🐌
94-95% West Virginia
96-97% Wisconsin🧀
98-99% Wyoming🐎
100% Washington DC🇺🇸
**Your state; only if in the previous question which country you are going to live in Brazil 🇧🇷 (Favorite Musical Style)
Samba-Acre 🐊
Funk-Alagoas🐐
National Rock-Amapá 🇪🇨
Foreign Rock- Amazonas 🏞
Axé-Bahia 🥁
Forró- Ceará 🐂
Heavy Metal- Distrito Federal🇧🇷
Sertanejo-Espírito Santo 🍫
Country- Goiás 🎸
Reagge- Maranhão 🥖
Gospel-Mato Grosso 🌞
Pop- Mato Grosso do Sul 🐆
Electronics-Minas Gerais 🧀
Hip Hop- Pará 🫐
Rap- Paraíba 🪗
Jpop- Paraná 🌲
Kpop- Pernambuco 🌂
Pop Rock- Piauí 🥵
MPB- Rio de Janeiro 🇧🇷
Salsa-Rio Grande do Norte 🏖
Classical Music-Rio Grande do Sul🧉
Blues- Rondônia 🏹
Pagoda- Roraima 🇻🇪
Children's Music- Santa Catarina 🇩🇪
Jazz-São Paulo 🏙
Bossa Nova- Sergipe 🦀
Brega-Tocantins 👶🏼
Other- can choose
***Your region;Only if in the previous question of which country you are going to live you have landed in Italy🇮🇹 (Your battery):
0-5% - Abruzzo
6-10%- Basilicata
11-15%- Calabria
16-20%- Campania
21-25%- Emilia-Romagna
26-30%- Friuli-Venezia Giulia
31-35%- Lazio
36-40%- Liguria
41-45%- Lombardy
46-50%- Marche
51-55%- Molysis
56-60%- Piedmont
61-65%- Puglia
66-70%- Sardegna
71-75%- Sicily
76-80%- Tuscany
81-85%- Trentino-Alto Adige
86-90%- Umbria
91-95%- Valle d'Aosta
96-100%- Veneto
No number-You can choose
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I ain't doing all this.
WERE GONNA LIKE FARM WITH THIS COPYPASTA🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
11:17: Voldemort × vampire hybrid lookin' a-
2:03
As someone who owns a Billy the puppet figurine, I see this as an absolute win.
12:43 that’s it,imma try this tomorrow at a school gathering 💀✋