A couple years ago, my sister(9yo) and I(11yo) told my cousin(10yo) that The Conjuring was a comedy movie so he would watch it and we apparently scarred him for life in his words. He had nightmares and he wouldn’t trust us with picking movies for a bit. Now he acts like a crazy person and it’s tradition for all three of us to watch horror movies together now.
LMAOO (btw its 16:49) the sad part is that literally nobody would understand that cuz like 90% of ppl dont even know the existence of the word "leviathan" also hello there, fellow subnautica enjoyer
You're the only meme channel that I don't feel uncomfortable for using your real voice while the others cringed me so much due to their constant laughing and saying everything that aren't related to the memes
A scary fact about me is when I was five I used to capture butterflies, rip their WINGS OFF and stuff their bodies under my pillow in hopes that they would never fly away from me again. Until my mom stopped me after finding this out.
@@Zero_san0You just have to type the time without spaces. For example, 2: 36 has a space between the numbers, where as 3:41 doesn't. You just have to type time how it's supposed to be.
These memes are genuinely amazing, man. This is the first meme video that made me continuously giggle hysterically so much so that my parents kept looking at me like I was a nut! LOL
You know how scary it is to see an urban outfitter's bag at night? I saw it move (my eyes are weird) and I knew it was an urban outfitters bag but I was genuinely scared
@@Oscribushe recorded that part before the others. I remembered seeing the end part in another of his videos. He usually does that is a pert fits well into another video.
When I was a kid, i had like a rc lightning mcqueen and one night, it just randomly began driving through my room in circles. I'm still traumatized from this
5:02 I remember when this first happened, lots of TH-cam videos were like "faLl GUyS dArK SeCRET nOT KiD FrIeNdLY?!?" And I'm like, "STF up!" It's a skeleton! Of course if you peel the skin off of something it's gonna look weird! It's not evil, it's a skeleton. I have one too. I'm evil but that's wholly unrelated.
12:03 DONT DISS GRIZZLY TALES FOR GRUSOME KIDS!!! That show was my JAM when I was little and every so often I go back and watch episodes on TH-cam to reminisce. Ahh, the good ol' days 😂😂
2:16 this happened to a girl as well. Her bf shot her in the head over a breakup and then got with her and left her bc she was "Being lazy" bc of how bad it hurt. Bro went to jail thank the lord
In response to the 5:15 meme. That can really happen, minus the sound, because an unborn child is suspended in fluid. If a pregnant woman gets stressed, or if something bumps her belly too hard, her unborn child might start crying, and nobody would know.
0:44 this cat is a well known skinwalker. A man once got a cat from the shelter, thinking it was just a normal cat. But the cat started acting weird after some time. Andnafter 2 weeks, the man was not able to sleep because of screams he would hear all night long. The neighbors told him he was crazy. But as the owner finally had enough he decided to put the cat in a box and leave him somewhere far away. Later that night the neighbors heard a terrifying scream coming from the mans house. But when they went inside to check. The man was dead on the bed. His eyes wide open, looking like he has seen a ghost.. ehen they called the ploice to investigate they found that he uploaded a picture. Just 5 minutes before he died. And that picture, was his abandoned cat. Sitting there staring at him.
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For the Mars mission finding a skull, there's an excellent novel called Inherit the Stars, wherein early astronauts on Mars find a 50,000-year-old human skeleton in a space suit on the moon. It's a great novel.
For 0:22 i actually experienced this, I woke up in the middle of the night (it was like 2-4 am) and I heard an icecream truck play outside my house for 30 minutes straight. It never moved away from my house so it definitely wasn’t driving by, AND my neighborhood didn’t have icecream trucks. I have sleep paralysis so it could’ve been from that but i still don’t know why there was icecream truck music playing outside my house at 2-4 in the morning
2:50 I’m sitting there, it’s thundering, huge window behind me. I’m chilling watching TH-cam and eating before going to bed. I just randomly go hm. What if lightning flashes and there’s just a man behind me
Was just walking to my room with my bag on my back, home alone and the strap of the bag got caught on a door handle and it scared the living daylights out of me, thought someone grabbed me
For the last one, I watched Aliens when I was too young. Yeah, it scared me, but it left a lot of weird ideas in my head that I did get to compare to the movie when I watched it as an adult, which was fun.
15:15, having been through Laughing Gas twice recently I don't get the high part, all it did was suck the energy out of me to varying degrees and make me unstable on my feet. That shit was sneaky in how it worked, it only hit me when I got up to leave. I know that it's unrelated to the scary part, but that part felt exaggerated, unless it just affects me that way, I've never have had any really trippy experiences despite having been through things that have a reputation for that in my life. However if that thing was there I wouldn't be willing to go through with anything if it could only be done there.
12:01 I watched one of those episodes and I still remember it to now despite I being probably 7 years ago. It was the scariest thing ever and I had nightmares about for about a month and put me off chocolate or made me check it for about a year (it had been about how a child ate chocolate that had a fly in and how they turned into a human fly and like ate their sister or something) honestly very scary, thankfully I had to go to bed before the end.
6:46 Truuuue! One of our teacher told us how to use Torrent to do piracy and another one told us to do it with Adobe softwards! Everyone else just had copies of books and share it for the class (only like 2 teachers asked us to get from a place that would print it for a pretty low price)
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A couple years ago, my sister(9yo) and I(11yo) told my cousin(10yo) that The Conjuring was a comedy movie so he would watch it and we apparently scarred him for life in his words. He had nightmares and he wouldn’t trust us with picking movies for a bit. Now he acts like a crazy person and it’s tradition for all three of us to watch horror movies together now.
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Oh that's nothing. When I was a kid I heard Bruno was a funny movie and talked the whole family into going to see it.
@@ZebraLuvis bruno a real movie or did you mean cujo?
If its real what is it about as i have never heard of it
Naaaah bro tell my why I just got a conjuring ad on this video bro this is not haram
He should’ve went to the house itself
let me get this straight, if I donate a kidney, I’m a “hero”. but if I donate 17, the police are at my house?
But if you donate 200 your a hero again
No. You're a hero serial murderer
...how do they feel about hearts? I have a freezer full of them..
@@bro_i_dont_know_anymore and you're anonymous so your family doesn't come asking
@@InternetStrangerThatCanRead exactly
Therapist: VaazkL doesn't shout, no need to worry.
Shouting VaazkL at the end:
he's angry and sad and mad and he's crying inside :(
@@Oscribus Poor VaazkL :(
mom I’m scared come pick me up @@idkcba
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15:49 should have said “ detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms are you sure what you’re doing is worth it?”
LMAOO (btw its 16:49)
the sad part is that literally nobody would understand that cuz like 90% of ppl dont even know the existence of the word "leviathan"
also hello there, fellow subnautica enjoyer
@JR-gp2zk th-cam.com/video/7RAxhVU77n4/w-d-xo.htmlsi=Z8-pSMF1crYdpKMw
@@ZPNDGno he did mean 15:49
" *AHEAD FLANK, EMERGENCY SPEED* "
Oh, I was playing subnautica once, and it said that. THERE SHOULD BE A DIFFERENT AUDIO
Edit note: there was 10 leviathans
Vaazkl shouting at the end is the scariest part of this video
You spoiled it >:(
@@SleepyHollowKnightyou’re putting yourself at risk for spoilers if you read the comments
@@IRoseASeagullpeople on their way to complain about books having spoilers on the movie:
You're the only meme channel that I don't feel uncomfortable for using your real voice while the others cringed me so much due to their constant laughing and saying everything that aren't related to the memes
Have you tried Matt Rose?
How about emkay
Matt Rose, Emkay, and VaazkL are literally the best Reddit (and things like that) commentary channels
No matter how scary the meme is Vazkl will still have the same dead voice
and that's why we love this channel
that water bottle and the lamppost be scary asf
A scary fact about me is when I was five I used to capture butterflies, rip their WINGS OFF and stuff their bodies under my pillow in hopes that they would never fly away from me again. Until my mom stopped me after finding this out.
I do something similar, but with small animals.
Uhm..I’m sorry…YOU W H A T
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*...you what?*
nahh this is worse than the coc- and ball toture
Oh God. That was really interesting...
3:06 wh- why did their mom buy a buffalo..?
Yes they are exotic pets kinda like the guy with the Girraffe
Lunch
@@LoganPrimmTHE GUY WITH A WHAT-
@@The_lamb_sauce yeah I saw a post on Reddit about a guy who owned a giraffe, I'm not sure if he owns it anymore tho
@@LoganPrimm yeah, no, I don’t want a giraffe licking my face in my sleep💀
9:07 This was the scariest meme of them all!
how do you do that make the time blue and link and all
@@Zero_san0It does that automatically
@@Zero_san0noob
@@Zero_san0You just have to type the time without spaces. For example, 2: 36 has a space between the numbers, where as 3:41 doesn't. You just have to type time how it's supposed to be.
ohhhh thx@@zoesellers3829
As a monster, I can confirm
SHE WAs 18 IN DOG YEARS😭😭😭
Arousing.
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reliable source
As a dude with a clown pfp I can also confirm
@@Anthonyandlocomotives homies!
1:40 The most satisfying and perfect thwap i well ever hear in my entire life
@RichardHughs-tk4ci agree
Lava is also very delicious. But you can only eat it once
2:02 give em the "wassup bruh" head nod then go back to sleep
It’s an intervention, what did you do?
These memes are genuinely amazing, man. This is the first meme video that made me continuously giggle hysterically so much so that my parents kept looking at me like I was a nut! LOL
You know how scary it is to see an urban outfitter's bag at night? I saw it move (my eyes are weird) and I knew it was an urban outfitters bag but I was genuinely scared
6:38
Some random guy with the astronauts: GUYS. I FEEL DEJAVU.
2:10 this just proves yet again that Florida men are a different breed
0:43 I'd call a priest if i were you..
@Hazard-9542it is a real story it’s a real case.
@Hazard-9542 you didn’t have to be so rude about it
@Hazard-9542 I wouldn’t
@Hazard-9542 it’s true I don’t get mad if someone corrects me
Same I would be crying I’m also I have a fear of skinwalkers sooo…
5:37 Fursuits about be crazy with this.
They are already like this. There called “realistic fursuits”
that cat has no neck
7:10 “And then… they saw it… the vacuum cleaner!”
2:41 10 missed calls from my dad would be scarier. I don’t have a dad
If you ever feel lonely just remember: you’re never alone!
I’m always there.
where tf were you when i was crying in the bathroom
Thanks man
good sir please leave me alone, playing animal crossing for 70 hours straight.
I do not require your assistance.
Every moment I am not running-
ooh so THATS who was in my closet singing nursery rhymes every night
9:40 This needs to be an animation
lol
on it bro
@@CC_Animations-Mia Let us know how progress goes!
You sound so much happier! I'm so happy for you! Congratulations!
not by the end, idk what happened there.
@@Oscribushe recorded that part before the others. I remembered seeing the end part in another of his videos. He usually does that is a pert fits well into another video.
When I was a kid, i had like a rc lightning mcqueen and one night, it just randomly began driving through my room in circles. I'm still traumatized from this
That toddler one though...
YES WHAT THE FUCK
5:02
I remember when this first happened, lots of TH-cam videos were like
"faLl GUyS dArK SeCRET nOT KiD FrIeNdLY?!?"
And I'm like, "STF up!" It's a skeleton! Of course if you peel the skin off of something it's gonna look weird!
It's not evil, it's a skeleton.
I have one too.
I'm evil but that's wholly unrelated.
That broken iris triggered a phobia I didn't know I had
the first time he actually wasnt calm
8:46 as an Aussie I can confirm Steve Irwin did not give a shit if he died with the animals he just wanted to play with dangerous animals
That 'light' is a demon. I swear.
2:43 Intrusive thoughts are normal, but if they happen all the time then that's not normal and it could be OCD lol
so wanting to strangle myself just to see how it feels is normal
i got ocd lmao
1:04 russian roulette
Yes bjt its sus
12:03 DONT DISS GRIZZLY TALES FOR GRUSOME KIDS!!! That show was my JAM when I was little and every so often I go back and watch episodes on TH-cam to reminisce. Ahh, the good ol' days 😂😂
“Muffled screaming from her stomach”
Chica in a sentence
2:03 Jason, you know your my favorite, help me
2:16 this happened to a girl as well. Her bf shot her in the head over a breakup and then got with her and left her bc she was "Being lazy" bc of how bad it hurt. Bro went to jail thank the lord
3:34 He looks like he's running away from the men and black 😭🙏
😭🙏
0:25
Not 3 AM, but once saw the ice cream truck outside at like 9 PM, it was dark out, and for some reason some family went out to get some
Love you VaazkL, great memes keep up the good work 💪
3:47 thankfully this is impossible 👁👁
Thanks but OH GOD WHY THOSE EMOJIS
The perfect video to watch while being so sick that im at the hospital at night.
In response to the 5:15 meme. That can really happen, minus the sound, because an unborn child is suspended in fluid. If a pregnant woman gets stressed, or if something bumps her belly too hard, her unborn child might start crying, and nobody would know.
THATS DEEP
It was supposed to be unnerving. @@Katsnstuff
0:03 Siren Head's goth girlfriend
-some legend on the internet
1:30 bro really got that soul sand
😭
that good boy scared the hell outta me
This is literally the first time I have seen him show emotion in the end
7:18 ... meanwhile the proctologist is feeling inspired...
0:51
Ants: Pathetic.
Stop this madness, I'm not supposed to be cackling in bed in the middle of the night
0:38 NAH WHAT IS THAT IN THE MIRROR
What is it?
@@GojiRatEdts you didn't see that the mirror like there was a print of a body on it
That just one of the Flash’s rogues gallery - Mirror Master…
What? It's just the souls of the damned.
0:44 this cat is a well known skinwalker. A man once got a cat from the shelter, thinking it was just a normal cat. But the cat started acting weird after some time. Andnafter 2 weeks, the man was not able to sleep because of screams he would hear all night long. The neighbors told him he was crazy. But as the owner finally had enough he decided to put the cat in a box and leave him somewhere far away. Later that night the neighbors heard a terrifying scream coming from the mans house. But when they went inside to check. The man was dead on the bed. His eyes wide open, looking like he has seen a ghost.. ehen they called the ploice to investigate they found that he uploaded a picture. Just 5 minutes before he died. And that picture, was his abandoned cat. Sitting there staring at him.
Ok I’m not a perfectionist but that god damn corner on that angle WAS POKING OUT
Bro started opening up at the end 💀
Build your future:
House (Last number of your like):
0- Home 🏠
1-Apartment 🏢
2-Mansion 🏯
3-Coverage 🌃
4-Tent⛺
5-Winery 🍇🍷
6-Castle 🏰
7-Hotel
8-Farm🐮🐎🐂🐄🐃🐷🐑🐏🐐
9-Trailer🚃
Location/landscape(last number of your comment):
0-Highway 🛣
1-Rural Area
2-Place where you work
3-Big City🌆🌇🏙🌃
4-Beach 🏖
5-Sand desert🏜
6-Island 🏝
7-Mountains
8-Forest
9-Snow Desert☃️
Will marry? (Take a dice and roll. The number you roll will say):
1,2,3-Yes
4,5,6-No
Spouse (Your favorite sport; only if in the previous question you said you are getting married):
Football - Blonde 👦🏼👧🏼
Handball - Chinese🇨🇳
Volleyball - Arabic👳👳♀️👳♂️
Baseball - African 👨🏿🦱👩🏿
Basketball - Redhead🧑🏻🦰👩🏻🦰
American Football -Amerindian👦🏾👧🏾
Ice Hockey - Mexican 🇲🇽
Golf - Italian🇮🇹
Boxing - Spanish🇪🇦
Rugby - Portuguese🇵🇹
Judo - Greek🇬🇷
Karate - French🇫🇷
Jiu-Jitsu - British 🇬🇧
Swimming - Russian🇷🇺
Water Polo - German🇩🇪
Tennis-Aboriginal 🇵🇬🇦🇺
Table Tennis - Indian🇮🇳
Surfing - Japanese🇯🇵
Badminton - Korean 🇰🇵🇰🇷
Kung Fu - Jew(ia)🇮🇱
Gymnastics - Persian🇮🇷
Cycling - Gaucho🧉
Racing - American🇺🇲🦅🗽🤠🏈⚾️🏀
Formula 1 - Hawaiian 🏄♀️🏄♂️
Equestrian - Inuit 🇨🇦
Snowboard - Maori🇳🇿
Ski - Surfer🏄♀️🏄♂️🏄
Rowing - Gothic🧛🏻♂️🧛🏻♀️🧛🏻
Curling - Cowboy 🤠👨 🌾👩 🌾🧑 🌾
Synchronized Swimming - Millionaire💲
Ballet - Billionaire💲💲
Other-You can choose
Will you have children? (Take two dice. The number you have will tell you if you will have it or not):
1,2,3,4,5,6-Yes
7,8,9,10,11,12- No
(If two equal numbers have fallen, you can choose whether or not to have them)
Number of children (the sum of your last 2 phone numbers; the first number represents boys, and the second represents girls; only if you said in the previous question that you are going to have children)
Example: my last 2 phone numbers are 2 and 5, so I will have 7 children, 2 boys and 5 girls (2+5).
Your profession (Color of the shirt you are currently wearing):
Dark Blue-Teacher👨🏫👩🏫
Yellow-Employee 🧹
Red- Vet 🏨🏥🏪🐒🐶🦍🐺🦊🦝🐱
Light Green- Cook 🍳
Orange-Waiter🥙➡️👨👩👧👦
White - Children's party entertainer
Purple-Policeman🚔🚓👩✈️👨✈️👮♀️👮♂️
Rosa-Chafer 🚕🚖🚗🚘🚙
Colorful - Tailor 🧣
Black-Baker 🥖🥐🍞🥨🥯🥞
Gray - Tourist Guide🏖🏜🏝🏞
Golden- Lawyer 👨 💻👩 💻
Brown- Engineer 👷♂️👷♀️
Ciano-Mason 👷♂️👷♀️
Beige- Political 👨 💼👩 💼
Salmon-Firefighter 👨🚒👩🚒
Grená-Athlete⚽️⚾️🥎🏀🏐🏈
Wine- Trashman 🗑
Lilac-Psychologist 🧠
Light Blue- Scientist 👨 🔬👩 🔬
Navy Blue-Judge 👩⚖👨⚖
Celeste Blue Entrepreneur 💲
Dark Green- Actor🎬
White Ice- Astronaut 👨 🚀👩 🚀
Green Water-Doctor 👨⚕️
Anil- Pharmacist 👨🔬
Another color- Trucker 🚛
I'm not wearing a shirt - take your pick
Your salary per year (look at the time you are viewing this, multiply the hours by the minutes and then multiply the result by 100)
Ex: it's 16:06=16x6=96.96x100=$9,600
(If the salary was $0, you will receive your age multiplied by 1000. Ex: if you are 17 years old, you will receive $17,000)
Your means of transport (Your birth month)
January-Car 🚗
February-Moto🏍
March-Cart/Horses🐎🐴
April-Helicopter🚁
May-Private Jet 🛩
June-ATV
July-Bicycle 🚲
August-Skateboard🛹
september-limousine
October-Scooter 🛴
November-Lambreta 🛵
December- Indian Taxi 🛺
Your pet (The first letter of its name):
A- Dog 🐶
B- Cat 🐱
C- Turtle 🐢
D- Owl 🦉
E- Parrot 🦜
F-Bat🦇
G-Pig🐖
H- Chicken 🐓
I- Rabbit 🐇
J-Horse 🐎🐴
K-Squirrel🐿
L-Hedgehog🦔
M-Monkey🐒🐵
N- Capybara 🦛
O-Fish 🐠🐟
P- Sheep 🐑
Q-Duck🦆
R- Snake 🐍
S- Frog🐸
T- Cow 🐮🐄
U- Hamster🐹
V-Spider🕷🕸
W- Toucan 🦤
X-Scorpio🦂
Y-Goat🐐
Z- Turkey🦃
Your social class (day of the week you are viewing this post):
Sun- Miserable
Mon- Poor
Tue-middle class
Wed-rich
Thi- Millionaire
Fri - billionaire
Sat- Infinite money
Country (last 2 digits of your phone number):
00-USA🇺🇸*
01-Brazil🇧🇷 **
02-Italy 🇮🇹 ***
03-Australia🇦🇺
04-Japan 🇯🇵
05-France 🇨🇵
06-China🇨🇳
07-Russia🇷🇺
08-Aruba🇦🇼
09-Hungary 🇭🇺
10-Seychelles 🇸🇨
11-United Kingdom 🇬🇧
12-Ireland 🇮🇪
13-India 🇮🇳
14-South Korea 🇰🇷
15-Mexico 🇲🇽
16-Canada 🇨🇦
17-Egypt 🇪🇬
18-Thailand 🇹🇭
19-New Zealand 🇳🇿
20-Kenya🇰🇪
21-Greece 🇬🇷
22-Algeria 🇩🇿
23-Ghana🇬🇭
24-Czech Republic🇨🇿
25-Germany 🇩🇪
26-Switzerland 🇨🇭
27-Honduras 🇭🇳
28-Chile 🇨🇱
29-Madagascar 🇲🇬
30-Jamaica 🇯🇲
31-Tanzania 🇹🇿
32-Argentina🇦🇷
33-Uruguay 🇺🇾
34-Paraguay 🇵🇾
35-Bolivia 🇧🇴
36-Peru 🇵🇪
37-Portugal 🇵🇹
38-Spain 🇪🇸
39-Costa Rica 🇨🇷
40-Ecuador 🇪🇨
41-Colombia 🇨🇴
42-Azerbaijan 🇦🇿
43-South Africa 🇿🇦
44-Papua New Guinea🇵🇬
45-Namibia 🇳🇦
46-Turkey🇹🇷
47-Romania🇷🇴
48-Austria🇦🇹
49-Slovenia 🇸🇮
50-Sri Lanka🇱🇰
51-Denmark 🇩🇰
52-Finland 🇫🇮
53-Iceland 🇮🇸
54-Sweden 🇸🇪
55-Norway 🇳🇴
56-Nepal 🇳🇵
57-Bhutan🇧🇹
58-Bulgaria🇧🇬
59-United Arab Emirates🇦🇪
60-Tunisia 🇹🇳
61-Pakistan 🇵🇰
62-Guyana🇬🇾
63-Suriname🇸🇷
64-Slovakia 🇸🇰
65-Guatemala🇬🇹
66-Serbia🇷🇸
67-Poland 🇵🇱
68-Holland 🇳🇱
69-Belgium 🇧🇪
70-Luxembourg 🇱🇺
71- Indonesia 🇮🇩
72-Israel 🇮🇱
73-Morocco 🇲🇦
74-Panama 🇵🇦
75-Nigeria 🇳🇬
76-Philippines🇵🇭
77-Qatar🇶🇦
78-Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦
79-Malta 🇲🇹
80-Tahiti🇵🇫
81-Bahamas🇧🇸
82-Hong Kong🇭🇰
83-Ivory Coast🇨🇮
84-Cameroon 🇨🇲
85-Cape Verde 🇨🇻
86-Cyprus🇨🇾
87-Croatia🇭🇷
88-Iran 🇮🇷
89-Lebanon 🇱🇧
90-Kazakhstan 🇰🇿
91-Libya 🇱🇾
92-Mongolia🇲🇳
93-Mozambique 🇲🇿
94-Angola 🇦🇴
95-Armenia🇦🇲
96-Albania🇦🇱
97-Bosnia-Herzegovina🇧🇦
98-Barbados🇧🇧
99-Dominican Republic 🇩🇴
*Which state?; only if in the previous question of which country you are going to live it fell in the USA🇺🇲 (Your battery):
0-1% Alabama
2-3% Alaska🥶
4-5% Arizona🥵
6-7% Arkansas
8-9% California🎥
10-11% Colorado
12-13% Connecticut
14-15% Delaware
16-17% Florida
18-19% Georgia
20-21% Hawaii
22-23% Idaho
24-25% Illinois
26-27% Indian
28-29% Iowa
30-31% Kansas
32-33% Kentucky
34-35% Louisiana
36-37% Maine
38-39% Maryland
40-41% Massachusetts
42-43% Michigan
44-45% Minnesota
46-47% Mississippi
48-49% Missouri
50-51% Montana
52-53% Nebraska
54-55% Nevada
56-57% New Hampshire
58-59% New Jersey
60-61% New Mexico
62-63% New York
64-65% North Carolina
66-67% North Dakota
68-69% Ohio
70-71% Oklahoma
72-73% Oregon
74-75% Oklahoma
76-77% Pennsylvania
78-79% Rhode Island 80-81% South Carolina
82-83% South Dakota
84-85% Tennessee
86-87% Texas
88-89% Vermont
90-91% Virginia
92-93% Washington🐌
94-95% West Virginia
96-97% Wisconsin🧀
98-99% Wyoming🐎
100% Washington DC🇺🇸
**Your state; only if in the previous question which country you are going to live in Brazil 🇧🇷 (Favorite Musical Style)
Samba-Acre 🐊
Funk-Alagoas🐐
National Rock-Amapá 🇪🇨
Foreign Rock- Amazonas 🏞
Axé-Bahia 🥁
Forró- Ceará 🐂
Heavy Metal- Distrito Federal🇧🇷
Sertanejo-Espírito Santo 🍫
Country- Goiás 🎸
Reagge- Maranhão 🥖
Gospel-Mato Grosso 🌞
Pop- Mato Grosso do Sul 🐆
Electronics-Minas Gerais 🧀
Hip Hop- Pará 🫐
Rap- Paraíba 🪗
Jpop- Paraná 🌲
Kpop- Pernambuco 🌂
Pop Rock- Piauí 🥵
MPB- Rio de Janeiro 🇧🇷
Salsa-Rio Grande do Norte 🏖
Classical Music-Rio Grande do Sul🧉
Blues- Rondônia 🏹
Pagoda- Roraima 🇻🇪
Children's Music- Santa Catarina 🇩🇪
Jazz-São Paulo 🏙
Bossa Nova- Sergipe 🦀
Brega-Tocantins 👶🏼
Other- can choose
***Your region;Only if in the previous question of which country you are going to live you have landed in Italy🇮🇹 (Your battery):
0-5% - Abruzzo
6-10%- Basilicata
11-15%- Calabria
16-20%- Campania
21-25%- Emilia-Romagna
26-30%- Friuli-Venezia Giulia
31-35%- Lazio
36-40%- Liguria
41-45%- Lombardy
46-50%- Marche
51-55%- Molysis
56-60%- Piedmont
61-65%- Puglia
66-70%- Sardegna
71-75%- Sicily
76-80%- Tuscany
81-85%- Trentino-Alto Adige
86-90%- Umbria
91-95%- Valle d'Aosta
96-100%- Veneto
No number-You can choose
Shut
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@@satzukazeshur
I ain't doing all this.
WERE GONNA LIKE FARM WITH THIS COPYPASTA🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
For the Mars mission finding a skull, there's an excellent novel called Inherit the Stars, wherein early astronauts on Mars find a 50,000-year-old human skeleton in a space suit on the moon. It's a great novel.
9:02 is the best one
(SPOOKY SCARY SKELE-)
2:02 Pretend like I'm one of them but from a suckier movie, assuming they're chill with each other and not ready to do a battle royale.
For 0:22 i actually experienced this, I woke up in the middle of the night (it was like 2-4 am) and I heard an icecream truck play outside my house for 30 minutes straight. It never moved away from my house so it definitely wasn’t driving by, AND my neighborhood didn’t have icecream trucks. I have sleep paralysis so it could’ve been from that but i still don’t know why there was icecream truck music playing outside my house at 2-4 in the morning
Not to give TMI, but I had to stop the video to go to the bathroom before I wet myself laughing. Amazing work.
this person has never not sounded completely emotionless
9:52 i have a roomba and I jokingly call it a pet that pulls its weight, unlike the lazy cats.
Love Vaakzkls reaction at the end😂😂😂
glad im not the only one who thought about making a sandpaper floor room as a torture device
0:16
The hero :SHAMBLES
THE ONE PIECE!!!
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!
2:05 I'll would tell them to wait for me getting my gear ready
you mom bought a buffalo?
The best protection against ghosts is a pair of cats. Any time I hear a strange noise in my house I blame it on the cats.
4:33 him wearing the face kinda looks like my ex... No wonder it didn't work out😂
Just imagine thousands of spiders slowly eating you
14:18 jokes on you Im a psychopath that actually likes the taste of salt water
Umm does anyone notice how it says at top left corner it says “By Chris Murphy, The Sun.” Or am i just missing something 0:50
VaazkL: Avoids cursing
Also VaazkL: 4:12
Tbh I didn't even notice
3:06 …. You should still be pretty fucking afraid.😂 that demon cow is on murder time and it’s you o’clock
1:35 Isn't that, like, essentially the plot of Rainworld?
yea
Yeah it js
that 89 angle really fucked me up
i had to go back to make sure
12:43 that’s it,imma try this tomorrow at a school gathering 💀✋
3:06 where did his mom find a BUFFALO 😂😂😂
2:50 I’m sitting there, it’s thundering, huge window behind me. I’m chilling watching TH-cam and eating before going to bed. I just randomly go hm. What if lightning flashes and there’s just a man behind me
Was just walking to my room with my bag on my back, home alone and the strap of the bag got caught on a door handle and it scared the living daylights out of me, thought someone grabbed me
11:17: Voldemort × vampire hybrid lookin' a-
I had to pause on practically every one of these to actually look at the pictures
Shiver me timbers
3:06 WDYM A BUFFALO WERE DO YOU EVEN GET THAT?!?
0:12 hold up how did they get a toddlers skull?
When i saw that thumbnail my first thought was how he even got 200 kidneys.
who ever made that meme at 2:27 im going to go under your bed and every time you get up from your bed im going to grab your feet
You should see the pennywise doll in the Fareway store in Storm Lake, IA.
For the last one, I watched Aliens when I was too young. Yeah, it scared me, but it left a lot of weird ideas in my head that I did get to compare to the movie when I watched it as an adult, which was fun.
Aliens? Are you Peter Parker by any chance?
15:15, having been through Laughing Gas twice recently I don't get the high part, all it did was suck the energy out of me to varying degrees and make me unstable on my feet. That shit was sneaky in how it worked, it only hit me when I got up to leave.
I know that it's unrelated to the scary part, but that part felt exaggerated, unless it just affects me that way, I've never have had any really trippy experiences despite having been through things that have a reputation for that in my life.
However if that thing was there I wouldn't be willing to go through with anything if it could only be done there.
11:42 Bro. Final Destination gave me this fear as a kid and now I hate pools
What does it mean? I’m confused
12:01 I watched one of those episodes and I still remember it to now despite I being probably 7 years ago. It was the scariest thing ever and I had nightmares about for about a month and put me off chocolate or made me check it for about a year (it had been about how a child ate chocolate that had a fly in and how they turned into a human fly and like ate their sister or something) honestly very scary, thankfully I had to go to bed before the end.
7:38 but he's right
No we only have minute to harvest
WHAT SO YOU MEAN YOUR MOM BOUGHT A BUFFALO????? 3:06
How to bury a body:
Why did you look down here.
Because I wanted to make sure you were recommending accurate technique.
Don't have to bury a body if you eat it.
@@TheFluffyWendigo uhhhh
'Cause I knew you wouldn't have the balls to post how.
His emotionless voice makes this so much better
just wondering 0:07 who the fuck collects toddler skulls
Me
Abortion clinics
@@RocketCraft-lf7ff gimme one
6:46 Truuuue! One of our teacher told us how to use Torrent to do piracy and another one told us to do it with Adobe softwards! Everyone else just had copies of books and share it for the class (only like 2 teachers asked us to get from a place that would print it for a pretty low price)