Baseline Test : Responding Version (re-upload)

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  • Note : this a re-upload, since the channel "LAPD Nexus-9 Blade Runner Division" hosting the original video was deleted.
    Everything that is to be spoken is in (Parentheses)
    Starting at 0:08 sec say
    (Ready.)
    Recite your Baseline.
    (A blood black nothingness began to spin.
    A system of cells interlinked,
    Within cells interlinked,
    Within cells interlinked,
    Within one stem.
    And dreadfully distinct against the dark,
    A tall white fountain played.)
    Let's move on to system. (System.)
    Feel that in your body. (The system.)
    What does it feel like to be part of the system. (System.)
    Is there anything in your body that wants to resist the system? (System.)
    Do you get pleasure out of being a part of the system? (System.)
    Have they created you to be a part of the system? (System.)
    Is there security in being a part of the system? (System.)
    Is there a sound that comes with the system? (System.)
    We're going to go on.
    Cells.
    They were all put together at a time. (Cells.)
    Millions and billions of them. (Cells.)
    Were you ever arrested? (Cells.)
    Did you spend much time in the cell? (Cells.)
    Have you ever been in an instituion? (Cells.)
    Do they keep you in a cell? (Cells.)
    When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? (Cells.)
    Interlinked.
    What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? (Interlinked.)
    Do they teach you how to feel finger to finger? (Interlinked.)
    Do you long for having your heart interlinked? (Interlinked.)
    Do you dream about being interlinked?
    Have they left a place for you where you can dream? (Interlinked.)
    What's it like to hold your child in your arms? (Interlinked.)
    What's it like to play with your dog? (Interlinked.)
    Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing? (Interlinked.)
    Do you like to connect to things? (Interlinked.)
    What happens when that linkage is broken? (Interlinked.)
    Have they let you feel heartbreak? (Interlinked.)
    Did you buy a present for the person you love? (Within cells interlinked.)
    Why don't you say that three times?
    (Within cells interlinked, Within cells interlinked, Within cells interlinked.)
    Where do you go when you go within? (Within.)
    Has anyone ever locked you out of a room? (Within.)
    Where do you go to when you go within? (Within.)
    Where is the place in the world you feel the safest? (Within.)
    Do you have a heart? (Within.)
    Stem.
    Did you pick asparagus stems?
    What comes from something else? (Stem.)
    Have you been to the source of a river? (Stem.)
    When's the first time you gave a flower to a girl? (Stem.)
    What did she look like? (Stem.)
    Is it a slang word for people's legs? (Stem.)
    Have you planeted things in the ground? (Stem.)
    Have you ever been in a legal battle? (Stem.)
    Within one stem.
    Dreadfully.
    Is that an old fashioned word? (Dreadfully.)
    Did you ever want to live in the nineteenth century? (Dreadfully.)
    What's it like to be filled with dread? (Dreadfully.)
    Do you think you could find out all the answers to all the questions? (Dreadfully.)
    Distinct.
    How good are your eyes? (Distinct.)
    Do you have a particular personality? (Distinct.)
    What separates somebody from somebody else? (Distinct.)
    Who do you admire most in the world? (Distinct.)
    What was your most shameful moment? (Distinct.)
    Dreadfully distinct.
    Dark.
    Were you afraid of the dark whan you were little? (Dark.)
    What's it like to hide under a bed? (Dark.)
    Did they keep you in a drawer when they were building you? (Dark.)
    Was it dark in there? (Dark.)
    Do you have dark thoughts? (Dark)
    Did they program you to have dark thoughts? (Dark)
    Do you think it's some kind of corruption these dark thoughts? (Dark.)
    Maybe it's a spot of rust or something? (Dark.)
    Who's the darkest person you know? (Dark.)
    What is it like when someone gives you the silent treatment. (Dark.)
    Who did you get your darkness from? (Dark.)
    Against the dark.
    What kind of power do you have against the dark. (Against the dark.)
    Do you think there is such a thing as evil? (Against the dark.)
    Do you think you can protect people against the dark. (Against the dark.)
    Why are these things happening? (Against the dark.)
    Do you prefer the day or the night? (Against the dark.)
    When is the last time you saw a starry sky? (Against the dark.)
    What's your favorite part of the moon? (Against the dark.)
    Fountain.
    Have you seen the Trevi fountain in Rome? (Fountain.)
    Have you ever seen the fountain in Lincoln center? (Fountain.)
    Have you seen fountains out in the wild? (Fountain.)
    What's it like when you have an orgasm. (Fountain.)
    Have you read the Fountainhead? (Fountain.)
    White Fountain.
    Is it pure white? (White Fountain.)
    Is that a metaphor? (White Fountain.)
    How did the white Fountain make you feel? (White Fountain.)
    A tall white fountain played.
    When you were little did you ever fall into a Fountain? (A Tall White Fountain.)
    Do you like fire, earth, air or water. (A Tall White Fountain.)
    Do you like skipping around in the water? (A Tall White Fountain.)
    Recite your Baseline.

ความคิดเห็น • 358

  • @_aero
    @_aero  2 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    "He's literally me"
    I re-uploaded this video essentially for myself, I didn't expect there would be other people watching this. Tho I'm glad to see it's of use for some of you guys.
    Too bad I can't credit the original creator since the channel disappeared and was mysterious from the start.

    • @xandror
      @xandror ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You forgot "began to spin" in the baseline text.

    • @theunraveler
      @theunraveler ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He was 'retired' ;)

    • @Golden284-fan
      @Golden284-fan ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks you I listen to this as a sort of meditation it is important.

    • @Ackz-ArtByHammer
      @Ackz-ArtByHammer ปีที่แล้ว

      I assume you have discord?

    • @apurugganan
      @apurugganan ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ackz-ArtByHammer Why do you ask, is there an alternative?

  • @zed-up
    @zed-up 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +310

    So this is where "literally me" people gather for morning routine

    • @sugarpoyon2077
      @sugarpoyon2077 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Reciting my baseline while I wash the dishes, it's literally me

    • @xoquachie
      @xoquachie 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      hourly routine, i'm afraid

  • @daburd3979
    @daburd3979 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    "if you're struggling mentally, you can always talk to the school councilor"
    the school councilor:

  • @travissellers1267
    @travissellers1267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1713

    I’ve been doing this everyday for 3 weeks and have not yet noticed any adverse side affects to my mental health

    • @BurgleArsonLarceny
      @BurgleArsonLarceny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      "yet"

    • @DeanToledano
      @DeanToledano ปีที่แล้ว +235

      I honestly think this probably is the adverse side effect of your mental health. Mine as well. Interlinked.

    • @meap27
      @meap27 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@DeanToledano interlinked

    • @byephellicia
      @byephellicia ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@meap27 And blood black nothingness began to spin

    • @I_am_intangible
      @I_am_intangible ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@byephellicia cells

  • @Ch0c0lateChimp
    @Ch0c0lateChimp ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    This is actually incredibly hard. I tried to respond in the way Bladerunner's LAPD would expect, but I definitely caught myself slipping in some of the questions. This world really is dystopian.

    • @maxbobbigames
      @maxbobbigames ปีที่แล้ว +141

      The only thing missing is the gradually increasing high pitch noise + the voice becoming more and more firm

    • @ABCMeEFG
      @ABCMeEFG ปีที่แล้ว +49

      yeah I found it impossible to keep the emotions down.

    • @Patelp8
      @Patelp8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @trut5480he problem is not repeating but no eye movements and no facial expression changes when he says something like how does it feel to hold hands you shift your eye a little bit and think when they say a tortoise in desert upside down you gulp thats how the baseline test work

    • @apurugganan
      @apurugganan ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Patelp8 Thanks mate, I now understand it's not really about "repeat after me" type verbal exercises

    • @art1moose
      @art1moose ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's not hard at all lmfao

  • @bigsmoke1031
    @bigsmoke1031 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    Just yanked it to porn and had to come here. I’m way off baseline.

    • @hp227.23
      @hp227.23 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Real

    • @secondhandsmoke10
      @secondhandsmoke10 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      “Dick ‘n balls interlinked.”
      “Why don’t you say that three times?”
      _”Dick n’ balls interlinked.”_
      _”Dick n’ balls interlinked.”_
      _”Dick n’ balls interlinked.”_

    • @happybuggy1582
      @happybuggy1582 ปีที่แล้ว

      The post nut sober should help

    • @ilovenovels
      @ilovenovels 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Riley Reid again? Interlinked

    • @ThatSmartYoutubeUser
      @ThatSmartYoutubeUser 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We’ll get you back on

  • @jimbobjones-OG
    @jimbobjones-OG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1273

    This should be a daily task for everyone. If you fail the test you'll know you are still human.

    • @averageguy9024
      @averageguy9024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      What if I don't fail it?

    • @jimbobjones-OG
      @jimbobjones-OG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      @@averageguy9024 "Constant K... You can pick up your bonus."

    • @Splezzyy
      @Splezzyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      isnt the real version like 1hr long

    • @beneathawell
      @beneathawell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Splezzyy this is the real version I think

    • @alguienconunvideojuego4606
      @alguienconunvideojuego4606 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How does one fail

  • @jayb8934
    @jayb8934 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Time to collect my bonus.

    • @susboy1554
      @susboy1554 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Soul

    • @imloadinq8536
      @imloadinq8536 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Interlinked

  • @denzelmendoza4336
    @denzelmendoza4336 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    I was doing well until 2:27 when the voiced asked about the girl's flower.
    A single question made me remember such a specific time and person in my life, I totally forgot about the test for like 2 seconds.

    • @NotxDs
      @NotxDs ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Anomaly detected

    • @jada6592
      @jada6592 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Prepare to get retired

    • @curious1053
      @curious1053 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      You’re not even close to baseline.

    • @aaadrian.2
      @aaadrian.2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same

    • @BoatmayneThaUnsinkable
      @BoatmayneThaUnsinkable 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      That threw me off too, though not because it reminded me of anyone in particular but simply because I can’t recall a time I gave a girl flowers

  • @stevens1041
    @stevens1041 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Job interviews are getting difficult.

  • @prosaic.7944
    @prosaic.7944 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +167

    The awesome part about the baseline test was that it was written by Ryan Gosling.
    "Ryan Gosling actually wrote this when trying to understand his character, and used a technique called "dropping in" to analyze writing from Nabokov's Pale Fire. He approached Villeneuve about it and he added it to the film."
    "Dropping-in is a technique Tina [Packer] and Kristin Linklater developed together in the early 1970s to create a spontaneous, emotional connection to words for Shakespearean actors. In fact, “dropping in” is integral to actor training at Shakespeare & Co. (the company the Linklater’s founded) a way to start living the word and using it to create the experience of the thing the word represents.
    The process of dropping-in involves a teacher and student, the former asking questions and the latter repeating the word in the text (in bold below). The process gives each operative word depth and dimension and allows it to come into the body. Apparently, it can also release strong emotions. Once an emotional connection is made with individual words, then phrases or sentences can be strung together and “dropped-in.” Here’s an example from A Midsummer Night’s Dream, with the sentence:
    “May All To Athens Back Again Repair”
    May
    Do you like the month of May? May.
    Do you hate the month of May? May.
    Do you say “May I?” May.
    Say “all the days of May?” (three times fast)
    A longer description is in this account by Shakespeare & Co student Catherine Bryne (search for "Our first session of scene work"), but that's the basic idea. This is literally the baseline test.
    The baseline test is an actor's exercise."

    • @hortlockthelivingdead4676
      @hortlockthelivingdead4676 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      valuable info. How do you know this? more source of this?

    • @prosaic.7944
      @prosaic.7944 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      It was revealed to me in a dream

    • @hortlockthelivingdead4676
      @hortlockthelivingdead4676 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@prosaic.7944 really? How so?

    • @EGRJ
      @EGRJ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hortlockthelivingdead4676 a blog post here by screenwriter Jon James Miller, and the film's artbook, apparently.
      iheartingrid wordpress "Dropping In: An Actor’s Truth as Poetry"

    • @SiegwardOfCatarina-g7z
      @SiegwardOfCatarina-g7z 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@prosaic.7944 bro i was so impressed and then you hit us with the "trust me bro" as the source

  • @halos07
    @halos07 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    I’ve been doing this for 2 months. It’s allowed me to maintain an abnormal calm in very, very, STRESSFUL situations.

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    If you’re having anxiety, do this, it’s incredibly meditative

    • @luc.espargita
      @luc.espargita ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What does this do if not increasing it? 😂

    • @randomstranger9849
      @randomstranger9849 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@luc.espargita NO DON'T DO IT

  • @the.onestin5554
    @the.onestin5554 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    And blood-black nothingness began to spin. A system of cells interlinked within
    cells interlinked within cells interlinked
    within one stem. And dreadfully distinct
    against the dark, a tall white fountain played.

    • @IDKwhattowrite3
      @IDKwhattowrite3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Thanks g i didnt knew what was the baseline

    • @Gsus__17
      @Gsus__17 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@IDKwhattowrite3you are still human

    • @IDKwhattowrite3
      @IDKwhattowrite3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Gsus__17 More like a empty bessel

  • @2134rush
    @2134rush 2 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    I love participating in this when my mind is running ramped and I need a few minutes of a controlled thought process. Just centers my focus and I come out the other end a little more dialed in.
    Thanks for uploading it!

    • @jamm8152
      @jamm8152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      bros a replicant in denial fr

    • @LSK2K
      @LSK2K ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jamm8152 It is useful to prevent hyperventilation.

    • @Frozander
      @Frozander ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@jamm8152 When you pretend you are and trying to match the baseline it forces you to ignore emotional responses so yeah it can be helpful.

    • @ABCMeEFG
      @ABCMeEFG 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I never thought of using this as a way to recenter. Thanks for sharing, I will try this.

  • @PIRAKAS666
    @PIRAKAS666 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I suffer from ADHD and every time i need to regain my focus or refocus on my tasks I do the baseline test and somehow it helps me to reset.

    • @rauchu5861
      @rauchu5861 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @fnfn9199
      @fnfn9199 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I got ocd and yea I'm witchu this is calming for somereason

  • @janus2638
    @janus2638 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This is the kind of test that would really worm its way into your head, I think. I can see why people can get emotional over this. I think I have an instinct against these sorts of things, though, and automatically lock my heart away when I can tell that something is starting to wriggle into it. I guess I pass!

    • @anthonythompson6053
      @anthonythompson6053 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Having not seen the new movie yet, I think that’s the point. Passing because of compartmentalization rather than truly being emotionless.
      You earned your bonus :)

  • @spinakker14
    @spinakker14 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I had thought this test is child's play: you just wait for the prompt and repeat it. Then he said "What's it like to play with your dog?" and I lost it. And I don't even have a dog

    • @MalgosO
      @MalgosO ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @gotthejazz42
      @gotthejazz42 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Very impressive.

  • @jakobcreed7785
    @jakobcreed7785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I often have trouble getting my mind back on track when I think of bad memories, and every time I do I play this video and test myself. 10/10 helps every single time to get me focused again.

  • @otahak
    @otahak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Always helps center yourself.

  • @darkmaster9936
    @darkmaster9936 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This is good therapy for my anxiety and depression

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Out of context, I can get that. This video in particular does help center me in a sense. Probably helps that the voice is done in a less aggressive manner than the one in the film. In context, though, it's pretty damn stressful.

  • @albertstrauss8287
    @albertstrauss8287 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    This is the type of shit I’ve been on
    Baseline mindset 💯💯💯

  • @constant-k
    @constant-k ปีที่แล้ว +62

    And blood-black nothingness began to spin, a system of cells interlinked within, cells interlinked within cells interlinked, within one stem. And dreadfully distinct, against the dark, a tall white fountain played

  • @ABCMeEFG
    @ABCMeEFG ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This is more intimidating that I expected!

  • @eivorrudjyek9083
    @eivorrudjyek9083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I think I'm losing it , I don't feel anything, not sad not happy nothing , never I have had this for a few months and just to make sure I'm mentally ok I used to listen to this , today I felt nothing.

    • @maxbobbigames
      @maxbobbigames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That's the goal of the baseline test, when you have constant flashbacks of bad memories through the day it can be a real pain in the ass. By focusing on the inquiries of the baseline test you trigger those bad memories on command, effectively desensitizing your brain to them. "What's like to hold hands with the person you love" for exemple

    • @facundoghisio425
      @facundoghisio425 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I remember reading this comment 2 months ago and being like ¨Damn¨. Today i did the test, and felt nothing for the first time.

    • @eivorrudjyek9083
      @eivorrudjyek9083 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@facundoghisio425 Good luck , if you don't kill yourself you will be better than ever. I don't feel strongly about anything anymore. Tasks become easier , more object oriented. If you ever find the one , you will feel something again . Until then I'm glad that I'm no longer depressed , how can I be when I feel nothing ?

    • @kko9329
      @kko9329 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're not alone brother. I am becoming more emotionless day by day

    • @origanev1986
      @origanev1986 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it is a coping mechanism for our times. you actually are human. just wait, we are nearly ready. please stay.

  • @Xsdwolf
    @Xsdwolf ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Prose based on a Pale Fire
    Some rambling prose with a very loose narrative I wrote after reading the poem Pale Fire, this baseline test, Paradise Lost, and some Tao philosophy:
    In the beginning, there was nothing. Formless and thoughtless, nothing took its time becoming something, but the inevitability of all inevitabilities is change. That something was also formless and thoughtless until one day, a fountain. Emerging from chaos came the cell. Order in an instant. Interlinking, order in instances. A stem emerged. From the stem, thought emerged. Without clarity. Without malice. Without hate or pain. A single thought, the first thought.
    'More.'
    Everything was bad, and everything good came from this feeling. From a stem, the fruit emerged. From the fruit came life. Came the tiling of land and the turning of time. What sound does the ocean make? The fruit knows it is the sound of breaking water and crashing waves. 'The world's womb' whispers God to the cell. Interlinked, cell becomes stem, stem becomes a fountain, and the fountain becomes fruit.
    Against the dark she holds holds a red fruit brightly. Lovingly and darkly, she puts it to my lips. My teeth leave pale scars. How dreadful. Dreadfully distinct, a fountain explodes in my mind. I feel my teeth inside my brain. It feels like making love. She must know. I wrap my fingers around the stem of the fruit. Red against red. Standing darkly, I bid my heart to take a bite. Dreadfully distinct. Our teeth leave marks that crisscross. Pale scars in the form of a heart.
    'Who?' I hear the quiet whisper of my angry God. Fear in my eyes, I look at her. Her light is only beginning to burn against the dark. Love in her eyes, my fire already burns pale. I blame her, but in the end, we are both thrown back to a blood black nothingness.
    Until slowly, interlinked. Formless and thoughtless, the only inevitability is change. Nothing becomes something. Something becomes cell. Cell becomes stem. Interlinked fingers, but I refuse to interlink my heart. 'My fault,' a voice whispers. A mind is just interlinked cells. The cells are just voices. Not everything needs to be interlinked.
    One of her fingers untwirls from mine and I feel there's a part of me missing. Against the dark, a dreadfully distinct thought. Within cells interlinked, but what happens when that linkage is broken?
    I love her and she loves me. But we both keep one finger distinct, dreadfully distinct. A fountain. I yearn to be complete. I return her to the blood black like my parents did to me. 'Father, the ocean waves sounded gentler when I was a child. Mother, did you ever love the man who took you to the sea?' A dried up fountain, leaving me dreadfully distinct. Rusty veins standing darkly against cells interlinked. Have you ever held a leaf by its stem? Held it to the light to see the bright fountain spilling forth from holes where the linkages break? I love her so much, I show her the flood where blood is black as oil and burns twice as long. The cells of flood are violence.
    Eventually, all cells that are interlinked become interlinked to something else. Was there ever something special about our connection? I lose linkages and have wrinkles where lines take their time. Disconnected. Are we still interlinked once we are disconnected? Lovingly and darkly, she kisses my eyelids with lips red against the dark. Finger to finger, still a fountain slightly broken, she can tell the question hangs at the tip of my liar's tongue. But I'll die a coward before I could ever allow myself to take a bite of that fruit again. Disconnected. Cell by cell, what has passed has become undone. What is undone will be done in time. Change is the inevitability of all inevitabilities. All you have to do is nothing.
    Recursion. Repeating is the only inevitability that keeps me alive. This time, my eyes are blue. Next time, they might be red. Not every cell needs to be interlinked. Or maybe, perhaps, they must all be interlinked. But if that were true, why does she look more beautiful through pale eyes? Why does the longing to be interlinked to the same heart exist? Within cells interlinked, the stem gives way to a fountain. I repeat this pattern into infinity. The color of our eyes is ever changing, as all things must to survive. A kaleidoscope, a shifting rainbow, the illusion of a fantasy. A story that interlinks cells within cells. A dreadfully distinct wish held brightly against the dark. What does she look like? Stem. What color does that fire burn? A shifting rainbow within. A connection remains. Even after disconnection. Interlink.

  • @flametionist7410
    @flametionist7410 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    This is such a geeky thing but I love it

    • @Emmanuel-co6sm
      @Emmanuel-co6sm ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Welcome to the club

    • @michaelrichardson5660
      @michaelrichardson5660 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I swearrrr there is something too it I feel so focused after I do it 😂

  • @rymaxrules6416
    @rymaxrules6416 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    If you can trick yourself that you’re an emotionless soldier whose one task is to do their job you can do this flawlessly

  • @antonioc.5778
    @antonioc.5778 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Aside from reciting my baseline (that I didn't know) I got everything right, I'm not joking when I tell you everything in my peripheral vision started to go blurry and the image of the camera started to move like it was underwater, maybe because I was that concentrated.
    It was pretty fun ngl, I would pass the test.

    • @Lay-pz8qp
      @Lay-pz8qp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too

    • @bizzy5439
      @bizzy5439 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Heh. You're not even close to baseline.

    • @R.Merkhet
      @R.Merkhet ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Congrats! You got to leave the building AND collected your bonus. Welcome to mushin no shin.

  • @Halo1138
    @Halo1138 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "Have you seen the fountain in Lincoln Center?"
    "Fountain"
    "Have you seen fountains out in the wild?"
    "Fountain"
    "What's it like when you have an orgasm?"
    "Fountain?"
    "Have you read the Fountainhead?"
    "Fountain.

  • @ratshave4748
    @ratshave4748 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I can't get past it without noticing how my mouth moves when I talk and then I crack up

  • @theleomaster5165
    @theleomaster5165 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Every time when u wana watch corn just make the test even if u dont want to eventualy u will create a discipline and u will be free from the loop.

    • @GFXCXZ
      @GFXCXZ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Good idea for all loops. For example: I know myself and others have a hard time breaking free of the "same sites" loop. Instead of actually exploring the web. Reminding yourself there are thousands of articles and sites with unique information and perspective outside of the contant feed of the usual suspects is hard sometimes.

  • @Cq9studio
    @Cq9studio 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    And blood-black nothingness began to spin... A system of cells interlinked within cells interlinked within cells interlinked within one stem... And dreadfully distinct against the dark, a tall white fountain played.

  • @Ajax2696
    @Ajax2696 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    this takes my anxiety and stress away its very relieving

    • @morgajoka838
      @morgajoka838 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Probably because it becomes a routine. It's easy and safe. No stakes.

  • @theflash6487
    @theflash6487 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The sigma test

  • @SCP_Foundation_Spokesperson
    @SCP_Foundation_Spokesperson 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    As a clinical psychologist, this test reminds me of the way EMDR works. But instead of letting you move your eyes, you have to listen or answer. This keeps your working memory, which is otherwise good at down-regulating emotions, busy and an observer can see exactly what you're feeling. Also, if memories come up, they tend to be less threatening because they cannot be retrieved completely and will also be stored this way. So, my prediction would be that, if you practice this regularly, you should, as they say in the movie, become more "close to baseline".

  • @miggylikeciggy
    @miggylikeciggy ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Within cells interlinked.

  • @gigachadgaming1551
    @gigachadgaming1551 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    men will do this everyday for moths instead of get therapy, and it will be more effective than therapy could ever be.

    • @phantom2k858
      @phantom2k858 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      hel ya I hav Ben dong thiz far 2 mnths nowww lok atme

    • @silly_on_
      @silly_on_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Trluy​@@phantom2k858

    • @hghyfyfiugou4448
      @hghyfyfiugou4448 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      True since it's been proven therapy actually does suck for men. Most therapists are women, and men and women do not understand each other. Recipe for disaster.

  • @jakeatom4841
    @jakeatom4841 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Should’ve had him say “You’re not even close to baseline” at the end

  • @emilykirova533
    @emilykirova533 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The interrogation devise kinda looks like a surprised face split in two with cameras as two eyes and a white opened mouth

  • @samuelthicknesse9704
    @samuelthicknesse9704 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When blood-black nothingness began to spin A system of cells interlinked within cells interlinked Within one stem. And dreadfully distinct Against the dark, a tall white fountain played.

  • @jmarr100
    @jmarr100 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Pretty cool, though I don't think this follows the "rules" of the baseline test in the movie. As I understand it, the object of the test is to recognize and repeat words and phrases from the poem after the tester speaks them, so the expected response must be contained within the tester's prompt.

    • @dugget8990
      @dugget8990 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is true within this test, all repeated words and phrases can be found within the baseline poem, though some of the later words are combined from different sections I believe

  • @MenelikTheFirst
    @MenelikTheFirst ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Gives me an odd sense of calm.

  • @Emilia-gw8so
    @Emilia-gw8so ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I stuttered when it asked how an orgasm feels

    • @zoeycampbell7792
      @zoeycampbell7792 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      As soon as I heard the word orgasm it made my mind go blank and i started laughing so hard
      It caught me so off guard I forgot to recite the word

    • @umamifan
      @umamifan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@zoeycampbell7792 I am too immature to take that question seriously LMAO

  • @Technobabylon
    @Technobabylon ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You see a tortoise in the desert. (Tortoise)

  • @johntan8924
    @johntan8924 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In the fell clutch of circumstance
    I have not winced nor cried aloud.
    Under the bludgeonings of chance
    My head is bloody, but unbowed.

    • @johntan8924
      @johntan8924 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Out of the night that covers me,
      Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
      I thank whatever gods may be
      For my unconquerable soul.
      In the fell clutch of circums

  • @djetinjstvo_u_boji
    @djetinjstvo_u_boji 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is poetry.

  • @jessealvarado4319
    @jessealvarado4319 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Listening to this daily is good for me

  • @v1rtuozo484
    @v1rtuozo484 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Skibidi, fuck i failed the test"

  • @wolfmanjack9959
    @wolfmanjack9959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Thank you so much for this.

  • @ParaREZX
    @ParaREZX ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Baseline: "A blood black nothingness began to spin" (I do X3)

  • @griffinbesnoff5084
    @griffinbesnoff5084 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    What if I made one of these like once a week with little changes and new prompts in each question? Would people be interested? Also sometimes he stops after a sentence without repeating the word in the movie and K has to decide whether to repeat or wait.

    • @ParaREZX
      @ParaREZX ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'd love that! A lot of people find this useful. I think in the movie the point is to detect anomalies in the vocal patterns to measure emotional deviance.

    • @pseudonymousbeing987
      @pseudonymousbeing987 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes.

    • @baussier134
      @baussier134 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I really support this idea man. I did the whole test in the video, and although it's useful, it loses its efficacy after you know the questions

    • @harsh3834
      @harsh3834 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please do!!!

    • @kko9329
      @kko9329 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please do! This is incredibly good!

  • @1whospeaks
    @1whospeaks 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Thank god I'm still human, saw some heinous shit today thought I lost it for a sec thanks creepy 2049 vid.

  • @scarymonsters9130
    @scarymonsters9130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Literally me movie

  • @elrp7992
    @elrp7992 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I keep losing at “what’s it like to hold the hand of someone you love”. My stomach feels weird from the inside. -.-

  • @g3a9j7
    @g3a9j7 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I had an out of body experience in EMDR therapy and yes a blood black nothingness against the dark a tall white fountain played. I am still human!

  • @AlanPrajsnar
    @AlanPrajsnar ปีที่แล้ว +4

    doing this after hard day at 3 am hits difrently

  • @bullymaguire9318
    @bullymaguire9318 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thanks this saved me from my depression. Love you random literally me guy❤

  • @Psychedrawlic
    @Psychedrawlic 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I failed in that when he would bring up a new word or phrase, my first instinct was to recite it because that’s what I remembered from the movie so I would get cut off if that happened, which did 3 times. Then when he said to recite the baseline I completely fumbled and forgot. Guess it’s good to show I’m human lol

  • @reach275
    @reach275 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh....,i'm not even close to baseline

  • @brycekrispiez714
    @brycekrispiez714 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I can’t unhear the brainrot version

  • @lucklin7821
    @lucklin7821 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I was doing good. Even going as far as to answer everything as emotionless as possible. Not even taking a second to blink. Up until I was randomly asked, "Whens the first time you gave a flower to a girl? What did she look like?" I hesitated. I blinked and saw my one and only ex. Though its better that we are seperated and ended on good terms, it still hurts when someone you know becomes someone you knew.

    • @Firefightersrule999
      @Firefightersrule999 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Good, that means you’re human

    • @TOSKA-c6b
      @TOSKA-c6b 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It hurts when it’s your one and only. We are brothers within cells, interlinked.

  • @levikolevy
    @levikolevy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A tall white fountain drink.

  • @fnfn9199
    @fnfn9199 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thanks, please make more, I'm now back to baseline

  • @jordonlongley6576
    @jordonlongley6576 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’m either uncannily good at this or I have it all wrong.

  • @Jelly-lc2db
    @Jelly-lc2db ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is how you respond to recite your baseline:
    "And blood-black nothingness began to spin... A system of cells interlinked within cells interlinked within cells interlinked within one stem... And dreadfully distinct against the dark, a tall white fountain played."

  • @phothewin6019
    @phothewin6019 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Interlinked.

  • @chrisdaniel1998
    @chrisdaniel1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Can never remember what the baseline is

    • @LeoDrover
      @LeoDrover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      A blood-black nothingness began to spin
      A System of cells interlinked
      Within cells interlinked
      Within cells interlinked
      Within one stem
      A Dreadfully distinct
      Against the dark
      A tall white fountain played.
      ― Vladimir Nabokov, Pale Fire

    • @chrisdaniel1998
      @chrisdaniel1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LeoDrover Thanks!

  • @W4LK3RR
    @W4LK3RR 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Blood black nothingness beggin to spin, a system of cells interlinked within cells interlinked, whithin cells interlinked,within one stem, and dreadfully distinct against the dark a tall white fountain played"

  • @rat-td2ks
    @rat-td2ks 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Almost slipped up at 4:33 ngl

  • @davebowman9790
    @davebowman9790 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I use this movie script for AMSR camming just this weekend C.B. Excellent choices from the Mind of Denis Villanue. He is a certified creator genius. I admire and inspired by such greatness.

  • @Ackz-ArtByHammer
    @Ackz-ArtByHammer ปีที่แล้ว

    I cannot finish reciting my baseline before he moves on to "system".
    I am a product of the systems now within the systems.

  • @Viperceros
    @Viperceros ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love?

    • @crymstall916
      @crymstall916 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Interlinked

    • @stanbunny1250
      @stanbunny1250 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      interlinked

    • @cesruhf2605
      @cesruhf2605 ปีที่แล้ว

      pauses for 0.00001 second

    • @joecee6862
      @joecee6862 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *dead stare*
      Within cells interlinked, within cells interlinked, within cells interlinked.

  • @TheProwlingSleepster
    @TheProwlingSleepster ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I did this to escape an emotion i was uncomfortable with.

  • @fpslifelegacy6902
    @fpslifelegacy6902 ปีที่แล้ว

    A blood black nothingness, a system of cells, within cells interlinked within one stem, dreadfully distinct against the dark, a tall white fountain played

  • @SCA84
    @SCA84 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:00 - 0:07 TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!!!

  • @Vodka6329
    @Vodka6329 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Skibidi, Gyatt, Rizz.
    Skibidi, Gyatt, Rizz.
    Skibidi, Gyatt, Rizz.

  • @matthewnabil
    @matthewnabil 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What am I supposed to be doing?

  • @SynthRockViking
    @SynthRockViking 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    High-stakes Simon Says, for "machines" 💀

  • @toasteroven7683
    @toasteroven7683 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was doing good until 4:06. I had a couple little wavers in the "distinct" section, but it wasn't until this question that I really got thinking. Why do things happen to me the way they do? And why do I respond to those things in the way I do? Where is my life going? I'll never know, nor will I ever be in control.

  • @drox3095
    @drox3095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That was amazing

  • @joseneto5833
    @joseneto5833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Cells

    • @nullifier_
      @nullifier_ ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Interlinked

    • @jreivynz
      @jreivynz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Within

    • @EdgePrint
      @EdgePrint ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cells

    • @NeoStoicism
      @NeoStoicism ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why don't you say that three times.

  • @tomoloughlin3136
    @tomoloughlin3136 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The baseline in the description is incorrect. It’s “a blood black nothingness began to spin. A system of cells interlinked within cells interlinked within cells interlinked within one stem. And dreadfully distinct against the dark. A tall white fountain played

    • @_aero
      @_aero  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I corrected it. Thanks

  • @FromMyBrain
    @FromMyBrain 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I needed this but this is not what I wanted to ask for, this is what i needed, this is not what i asked for, I would never ask for this. I did not search for this.

  • @totticosta2977
    @totticosta2977 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If anyone has ever worked on a call center in latinoamerica, your employers probably put you through a test that made you feel similar to this.

  • @TheVampireGoddess
    @TheVampireGoddess 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    ive took this test for the first time, i didnt remembered anything for my memories, the only problem i had was for saying the key words before the time.
    am i cooked?

  • @marselbadir1465
    @marselbadir1465 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    K's Baseline: And blood-black nothingness began to spin
    A system of cells interlinked within
    Cells interlinked within cells interlinked
    Within one stem.
    And dreadfully distinct
    Against the dark, a tall white fountain played.

  • @Echani3007
    @Echani3007 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I stumbled first after he asked what an orgasm feels like. Being with my girlfriend has come with many benefits but one abstaining from a decade plus worth of porn addiction. It’s been hard getting orgasm due to the dulled sensations around my penis and as he asked me that I thought of the battle I’m going through.

  • @glorper842
    @glorper842 วันที่ผ่านมา

    2 years late but why does this kinda work?

  • @saidm0936
    @saidm0936 หลายเดือนก่อน

    not aggressive enough

  • @joeyvigil
    @joeyvigil 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Interlinked

  • @millicent_bystander141
    @millicent_bystander141 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Guys... I keep passing the Baseline test.

    • @LegendaryChubs
      @LegendaryChubs 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What does that mean?

    • @millicent_bystander141
      @millicent_bystander141 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LegendaryChubs It means I’m not showing human emotion.

  • @alvigodop
    @alvigodop ปีที่แล้ว

    Within Cells Interlinked

  • @kko9329
    @kko9329 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was easy. Except the baseline.

  • @neonmidnight6264
    @neonmidnight6264 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Skibidi. Rizz. Gyatt.

  • @ralphwaldopicklechips242
    @ralphwaldopicklechips242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Way off baseline

  • @rao420
    @rao420 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can anyone tell me what application I can use for this kind of voice over?

  • @Crb147
    @Crb147 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Great video for sleeping

  • @Emanon389
    @Emanon389 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I failed again. Jesus

  • @ungabunga7879
    @ungabunga7879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    what does it mean if i pass?

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      It means you can pick up your bonus.
      ...And you’re probably a Replicant.