Voight-Kampff Test Mk II [ASMR]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ต.ค. 2024
- Are you human? How can you be sure? Why not take Tyrell's new Voight-Kampff Mk II test to find out once and for all? Have no fear, replicants are no longer vilified or hunted. We live in far more inclusive times. The V-K Mk II test is a pleasant, relaxing experience for both subject and administrator. No killing.
This video is intended to induce ASMR, and includes soft-speaking as well as various sound effects towards that end.
There are unintentional similarities between this video and a mental imagery video by Ardra Neala. Hers is much more calming: • ASMR Visualization: me...
There is also another Voight-Kampff video that is audio only by ASMR Survey King: • ASMR Voight-Kampff Tes...
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The whiplash I went through thinking “oh ha, I stumbled upon another video from the height of the pandemic” and then when I saw this is SEVEN YEARS OLD-
Now its 8😭
Why would you think this video was from the height of the pandemic? 🤔
“Our hindsight is 2020” I don’t think anyone could’ve predicted this year apparently
Nah lots of people did, problem is there's just as many ignorant people who didn't do anything about it
Labtec A Like who?
@@mp7950 Bill Gates predicted a pandemic exactly like this one in the near future for one
They should have. While hindsight is 2020, the movie was set in 2019, so hindsight from that perspective would also be "2020".
Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked.
WhisperAudios ASMR Seens like you're on baseline
Your miles off your baseline
A tall white fountain played
within one stem..
I always remember it incorrectly as chains interlinked
I just want to frolic through your props. Can I? They are glorious.
Heather Feather ASMR frolic away! Just bear in mind that most of them are barely held together with tape. I had to be so careful turning that crank, near the end just about all I could think about was the top piece falling off :)
Heather are you a Replicant? Is your real name Rachael?
Heather Feather ASMR you, Ephemeral Rift and of course Sailor daddy... The three gods of asmr. Maybe one day, you will do some things like a collab ? I think it would be enough to destroy the entire universe with tingles
I'd love to see Heather Feather and the Phoenician Sailor do a colab. I haven't watched anything from Ephemeral Rift other than the colabs that him and PS did together.
The goddess herself
Bladerunner was a great movie, but Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep was absolutely incredible.
CJ Schlotman agreed. Any PKD is fantastic, especially his marginally insane period...
+Phoenician Sailor is Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said from that period? God that book was so weird but I loved it.
+Phoenician Sailor ...yes, in contrast to his totally insane period.
That's a pretty crazy plot twist at the end there.
The inhumane look in your eye while administering the test is what drives it home. I haven't seen Blade Runner (that will likely be corrected soon), but this is top-tier work, and transcends ASMR.
Hey that 2020 joke aged pretty well hahah
Kek
Aged like milk!✨🙃✨
@@amziah8028 Shadilay
@@MrSMITCHERS ain't that même dead yet?
Jesus I just realized this was almost a decade ago I thought that joke was on purpose
Watching this in 2020. Joke still holds up.
Lol yep
2021
this needs a sequel, after almost 3 years there's only like 1 one other video like this and its not nearly as epic as this.
5 years since this comment, ever find anymore?
@@legaltowter9811 nope
PS:"Our hindsight is 2020 on 2020"
Me: *laughs out loud*
PS: "Huh, nothing?"
same
Reaction: 67% human like. 34% Machine. More tests needed
I'm really surprised this is the only Voight-Kampff ASMR roleplay out there, this seems like prime territory, good on you PS
Tinglesmith does it a lot too.
Amy Kay has a pretty solid one too!
Yo, the reason he couldn't take your blood is because it wouldn't comply with the laws of robotics to jam a needle in someone and he is a replicant.
I’m confused, please elaborate
@@lordtachanka55128:00 he explains Asimov's laws of robotics. He can't harm another human being, and stabbing them with a needle is technically harmful.
Comment posted in 2020 reflecting on the hindsight of 2020 on 2020
perfect
Mother of god
"Rest assured, we've learned a lot since 2020". Welp I sure hope so.
Oh man, soo many of the things! "and of course you'd know what I dream of" ;) ;) ;) You're awesome. I like how the atmosphere seems smokey like the original scene.Great video.
***** thank you Ardra. I'm glad you caught the smoke. I tried to put the shadow of a ceiling fan passing over me for the duration, but it ended up being too distracting.
I'm gonna assume we dream of electric sheep?
ARDRA -asmr- damn you thirsty
Original scene?? What’s this from?
GamePlan Inc. Blade Runner, a 1982 film, amazing movie
Is this testing whether i'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Phoenician?
Yes
I thought you where American.
Both.
Yes
I love the sound that camera makes.
"Let's talk about your mother..."
Still my fav ASMR vid. This takes the best out of the trope of the physical examination ASMR and mixes it with a dash of cultish sci-fi equipment. Just love it.
Every single thing about this is incredible. Setting, lighting, tone, pace, verisimilitude... I fell asleep, obviously, but watched it again as soon as I woke up. Thank you for your efforts
when he held up the poster for the original The Hills Have Eyes and said, totally deadpan, “cultural differences” i-
Wow, this is 3 years old, and yet it's absolutely amazing. Just wanted to say I thoroughly enjoyed this, and loved the twist ending. Great work, looking forward to checking out more from your channel!
Pan-dimensional tentacles.
The story, the props...wow, just amazing. So creative and thoughtful. I usually watch asmr to fall asleep but this made me want to watch til the end and then peruse your other videos. So great, please keep it up!!!
Superb. You make such high quality videos based on really interesting concepts. Loved your Elder Scrolls bartender video, and this too was both interesting and entertaining. Thank you.
This might as well be a Fallout 4 role play with some changes in scenery, vocabulary, and props.
As if this came out 6 years ago. Such an incredible roleplay, and one of my personal favorites of yours. Bravo
Watching this for the first time- That twist ending, and "you know what I dream of..." I was laughing so hard! This is an excellent video- thank you so much. Just made my night :)
I LOVE the little details like in your comment on how humans wouldn't stop the instructor, an Android who doesn't understand empathy (spoiler alert: the instructor) would believe a human would simply follow the rules, and as such believes humans cruel, without understanding his own lack of understanding.
Came for the ASMR, stayed for the philosophical insight
I've watched this many times.. and just now realized he's saying Angelina Jolie is a pleasure robot lmao
Wow new fav. ASMR video. Fuck yeah - great idea!
I've never actually sat through an asmr video of this length before until now. Great work!
Phoenician: "One can dream. And of course, you'd know what I dream of."
Me: "Electric sheep?"
Dude! This randomly popped up whilst I was watching the Voight-Kampff scenes from BR (1982) on YT. I didn't expect this to be as good as it was! I thought it funny at first, someone doing an ASMR based on movie scenes that are pretty ASMR in themselves. But I was doubly surprised to see that this video is older than 2049. You made this purely based on the original movies, and your knowledge of the lore really shows. I thought this even before getting to that TWIST ENDING. Holy shit, I was going through this under the assumption that I, and you, were human. Absolutely amazing work dude.
That Voight-Kampff computer you put together is really good! What are all those props, and how does that dial move the eye thingy? I'm really curious to know, it's all amazingly well-made.
Idk if you check comments on videos this old but if you do, I want you to know that I appreciate this so much. This is amazing, and in itself has earned my subscription. :)
The props, the lighting, the mood, your voice, just all around great video!
Wandering Whispers thank you, Wandering!
that was a great twist at the end, loved it :)
"there is no need to try to get a rise out of the subject"
...
"would you flip a coin to decide who lives and who dies?"
Very cool, some of these smaller channels are out of place in the hierarchy when considering the talent involved in the production.
Sounds like something a synth would say.
+Draconic Rift Sounds like something a synth would say.
+Phoenician Sailor It kept telling me there was a problem with sending that so I pressed it a few times :/ sorry
+Draconic Rift Sounds like something a synth would say.
Definitely sounds like something a Synth WOULD say, indeed.
he should make a deathstroke ASMR he does look like him
Been "watching" this for months(years?) And I've NEVER seen the end( kept passing out) until now. Using to help me study, keep me focused. Major twist at the end there! This is hilarious that it surprised me after all this time because it's just that relaxing.
Where are the words to describe the level this video is on.
Phenomenal. Crème de la crème of asmr. Concept, delivery, voice, acting, and quality, plus not at all hard on the eyes. Keep sailing! X
mistyway thank you so much.
Clever and relaxing both. Great source material, may PKD live forever!
very relaxing indeed.... great movie and your work here is marvellous....
A mL of blood. He must have that Theranos test kit
I love your voice and accent so much - thank you soooo much for all of your work
WhisperingJane ASMR it's always weird when somebody says something about the accent you have. I always think "What? I don't have an accent" and realize shortly after, "wait, it's still an accent..."
You have the most amazing and well produced videos in this ASMR world.
Yay!! I always get excited when you make a new video! =)
PeacefulMindASMR The feeling is mutual!
This is a fantastic video! I usually don’t like role plays because it usually feels like watching Dora the Explorer, but I was really able to immerse myself into this video
...waited until the end for a plot twist. Wasn't disappointed.
Awesome, awesome vid.
Blade Runner is my favorite movie. This was so high-quality, full of tasty references and immersive! In the end I noticed I was roleplaying a completely unrestrained empathic, honest and questioning persona that most likely would confuse or have been killed in the former test. p.s. I believe some Nexus 8s would totally bargain finding your memory-holder--with the condition of not killing them, and having a long talk on uniqueness.
You are a ridiculously handsome man. You look a bit like Joel from The Last of Us.
Yessss
+MaskoftheWraith I am a straight as an arrow kinda guy, yet I'll second this notion. Nothing wrong with recognizing good looks in another, regardless of sex.
+TheMadThresher The fact you had to clarify that before stating that's it's okay to do so is so sad.
+Breanna Hood chill
Breanna Hood Because I am comfortable enough in my masculinity and sexuality to observe the good looks within another man, and mention it, that makes me sad?... Are you by chance a feminist...?
Damn, I have to go to work as soon as you upload. Looks like I got some relax material for tonight.
That plot twist though! Looove ♥♥♥
I hope my name didn't make it too obvious. This was great! I love all the care you put into each of your videos, it really is a unique experience.
LOOOOOOOOOVE THIS!!!! xx
Loved the ending!
22:14 the tortoise insulted my mother
I've watched this so many times since this first came out. But it's still my number 1 go to when I NEED to get to sleep.
"we learned alot since 2020"
oof
Nice twist at the end!
this ALWAYS ZONED ME OUT WATCHING the film!!!
id rewind my vhs like 5x when I was watching it falling asleep as a teen haha
This video put me into a trance. I can't describe it...
So very well done.
TheUltimateGC thank you!
Getting to play the Cyberpunk Spanish Inquisition now?
Very nice!
Zelousmarineinspace no one expects the cyberpunk Spanish inquisition!
I love your videos!! these put me to sleep and I thank you for this!
really cool video, i knew the clip with rachaels VK test was some how enjoyable.
I'm so glad I managed to stay awake to the end of this one! Brilliant video, btw!
I LOVE your Voight Kampff Explanation!!! It all makes perfect sense now :D
It’s really cool but the questions made me think more than unwind and sleep
I also occasionally mistake my phone for a human being.
Yer videos are so entertaining... I usually have to watch them a couple times before I can somewhat get over how cool they are and relax. I am so envious of all yer neat toys too!
Gosh I love PKD novels and ASMR, you had great attentiveness to both here. Nicely done!
This was a cool vid, props to you
In case nobody else got the whole "Butterfly Killing" & "Cat skin Wallet" things In Blade Runner (I didn't either) in the Book it was based on "Do androids dream of electric sheep?" There had been a limited Nuclear Exchange & Animals were really rare on Earth. I'm surprised that even though they mentioned how rare Animals are in the Film (Like how expensive Real Snakes & Owls were etc.) They didn't explain how they got to that point like the book did...but there ya go
Amazing work. Well done, sir. I love both the relaxation your video produced, while at the same time entertaining myself with all the movie and story references.
Well now... major kudos. "What's a tortoise?" I have an homage to Ridley Scott and Blade Runner in a book I have sent off to the publisher, playing to them with anagrams. As with this awesome video of yours, all I can do is offer a nod to the master of the questioning of human/non-human existence.
That is absolutely amazing. You look and sound so authentic.. those mechanisms also. I didn't get any ASMR response, but I did really enjoyed this. Thank you very much.
Once you said "I can sense your tension" I couldn't stop thinking about Stan Lee vs. Jim Henson ERB... now I've got an ear worm 😂. Other than that this is an amazing video
Once the verbal fencing starts commencing. There is no defence against the dents Jim Hensen is dispensing.
This is a work of art from start to finish! (Gosh that was the score I've gotten on a test in a long time...)
Making an ASMR version of my favourite scene of one of my favourite sci-fi movies? Yessir, you've got a new subscriber! Keep up the great work
FR amps I will do my best, thank you for watching.
That plot twist at the end! Relaxing and interesting aha, great work :).
Thank you! I knew I'd like this as soon as I read the title.
Q1: Places - Correct, an exact replica serving the same function is, or should be, indistinguishable from the replicated to the outside observer.
Q2: The Killing Jar - No, I would not report him. That he is able to find any butterflies to begin with is a sign of a healed world. Such insects live flicker lives in any case, and their beauty is made lasting inside his collection. So long as he is humane in his hobby why should he be reported?
Q3: The Tortoise - I'm not sure why I do not help it, I am unsure why I would flip it over to begin with. That doesn't sound like something I would do. But perhaps I do not flip it over because its struggling amuses me, or perhaps I believe it will be stronger for having flipped itself; and if it cannot, then does it really deserve my aid?
Q4: The Killer - I am not sure if I can answer that, and perhaps my inaction will become my default answer. It is the ultimate double or nothing, but if I do flip that coin, am I truly any different from the killer?
Q4a - I am unsure if that ultimatum would change my answer.
Q5: Change - Sometimes. Change is scary, but inevitable. I have faced it with varying degrees of dignity in the past.
Q5a - Sometimes, yes. When it is particularly chaotic.
Q5b - [Redacted]
Q6: The traffic light - If the light is not changing then the system is probably broken. Assuming my lines of sight were clear, and the intersecion was safe to cross, I would wait about 2 minutes, to ensure the light was indeed broken. The 'new line' remains relatively fixed.
Q6a - If I come across another malfunctioning traffic light, I would repeat the same procedure. Each individual is responsible for making that judgment on their own.
Q6b - Any individual able to qualify for a driver's license has already been deemed capable of making such judgments for themselves. As a society we must trust that our fellow man is able to act as a rational actor, and if we believe that they are not currently acting in accordance with the spirit of laws then it is incumbent on ourselves to inform them of this.
Q7: Art - Yes, I do.
Q8: Beauty - I think I have always enjoyed the setting of the sun more, the cool embrace of the night, and the unveiling of the night sky.
You dont even understand how much I love Blade Runner, thank you so much!
I love Blade Runner so much, perfect role play, love the background ambient sounds too. Brilliant work, also you should try a Altered Carbon role play.
One of the best ASMR videos I have seen.
This reminded me of the book “Do androids dream of electric sheep” it was a very interesting experience. Also I loved the sounds of your notebook!
You do realise this is based off of Blade Runner, which is in turn based off of "Do Androids Dream..."?
This is a criminally underrated channel
Watching this in 2020 is a bit of a trip
that twist
"Hindsight is 2020 on 2020"
Feel like that joke hits differently after the past 3 years
The props, the script, the felling all come together to make this feel ultra immersive...
still one of my favorites to this day
at least ur implanted memories are real while my procedurally generated ones never were.
bangalirussian "bengali russian".
huh, whadduyaknow?
I think it would be awesome if you did a video where you portray a younger Professor X performing orientation with a new mutant student. For some reason I just think you would work really well for that.
Genius
Thank you. I've been asking people to do an ASMR VK for years. Well done. I always figured the prop itself would be the biggest impediment, you've made an interesting interpretation.
Christopher Anthony I wasn't sure how it would read, I think it did okay, but it was definitely not built to last. It barely lasted the length of the video!
Phoenician Sailor
Thanks for answering my comment man. I like your stuff, some of it really speaks to me. As a singer songwriter(I think) myself, The Ballad Of Daryl Weebley is one of my favorites.
I’ve watched this many times and I only just now noticed the smoke in the background
Okay that was like a legitimate movie that was awesome. What an ending!