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Sorry @GenerationWest... I'm sure you're all that and more, but I am trying to get @Saberspark to see this comment, which I would think you would likely agree with me on, yes? @Saber - you need to send this video and or your research to the sound directors or crew members (I don't use twitter or else I would find them on IMDB myself, then follow them on twitter and alert them to this) of the films you mentioned which had their audio stolen. This kind of thing is absolutely able to be prosecuted and needs to be stopped. As a person who has worked in foley and sound design, this is the kind of thing that upsets me the most. A lot of people worked hard to create the sounds that you were so easily able to recognize. Those sounds helped to create a world in which you were able to imagine those creatures as they existed in their respective films, and in addition were so memorable that you remembered them without the visual cues. This is a skill and art form to be able to do so well, and the "creators" of this film completely and without shame stole other peoples hard work. I urge you to please reach out to a member or two of the sound crews on one or all of the films you noticed this happening. I know you are a stand up guy and I want to thank you for bringing this blatant theft of copyright to our attention.
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So let me get this straight, Mark Hamill voices Shia LaBeouf a man thing who gets lost at Jurassic shart with his friends, british female Johnny quest and a fatter short haired version of Josh peck. they have to find a way off the island by going deeper into the island, along the way they get attacked by dinosaurs, find a pirate ship, a book, a bird tablet, homeless people, and there crazy captain. They end up building a raft with logs of dino shit so they can go find but not find the lost city of Atlantis?!
I don't see how Wallace and Gromit A Grand Day Out could have POSSIBLY only cost $11K. It was done in 1989. That means it was done entirely on film, and I bet the film cost more than that, even for 1980's standards. Film isn't cheap. I'm doubtful it was that inexpensive even if all the labor was free.
I definitely support the theory that the grandma's audio was so bad it was unusable, so the editor cut her audio into gibberish because it sounded better. Everything she says sounds like it was taken from the middle of a random word
Rapsittie Street Kids even had the Black Power Ranger voicing the main character. I met him at a con, and I wish I had known that, so I could've asked him about his experience on the show.
@@suchomimustenerensis usually big meat eating animals are shown as evil just because they would kill us, and in our dumb human brains it automatically registers as just bad I guess, even though we basically do the exact same lol
THIS GRAFICKS LOOK BETTER THAN VIDE CITY THATS WHAT UNWOULD SAY, DUDE. WLELL GUESS WHAT THESSE GRAPHICS ARE ACTJ,AU GOOD AND JR J JUST DONT USNNERSTAND ANYTHJJNG JW)MMDMF,EDFO GOOD GRAPHICS DONF MEAN ANTHING
Ikr? Especially the dinosaurs. I thought they could barely pass as cheaply built animatronics. I also noticed the inside of the humans' mouths aren't even defined, like they only consist of a single vertex dragged into the model to create a cone-shaped hollow that isn't even colored
_"Houston, we have a problem... An island full of dinosaurs."_ - Apollo 13 _“Toto, I've got a feeling we're not on an island full of dinosaurs anymore.”_ - Wizard of Oz _"Mama always said life was like an island full of dinosaurs. You never know what you're gonna get.”_ - Forrest Gump
8:41 - Of course! Kick the velociraptor in the face when it jumps at you! It’s so simple... why didn’t anyone in Jurassic Park do that? I’ll tell you why, laziness.
Pearl watches you sleep So she could easily ChuckNorris the shit out of a few raptors at once but xXx_Kaptin_Bl00d_xXx was too much? He must have been strong af.
I mean, there was that insanely cringe-worthy gymnastics kick in The Lost World, and I say that as someone who hesitates to call anything cringe-worthy.
Wow, the animations and characters look bad! I used to study video game graphics and design and me and my classmates, who were total beginners in 3D modelling, still managed to make better models in the first weeks of class. How somebody could release something this ugly just baffles me.
The first model I ever made, with no experience and only TH-cam videos to guide me, looked way better than this. Someone had to really try to make it look that bad.
5:07 I swear to you when I was 12 I wrote a story and the cover for the book I drew looked like THAT. From that black background to the yellow outlined wolf in a box. I’m cringing just by remembering
I'm convinced that the high profile cast members did these terrible movies for a fun and fairly easy paycheck where they didn't have to take their parts seriously.
THE REASON WHYT THERES ALOT OF HIGH PROFILE CAST MEMBERS IS CUZ THIS IS A SERIOUS MOVIE THE ONLY REASON THE GRAPHICS ARE BAD IS CUZ GRAPHICS DONT MEAN ANYTHING
I find it so funny whenever the voice for the girl character forgets that she's supposed to have a British accent, cause she seems to go back and forth between an American accent and a British accent quite a lot.
Norwegian nerd The latter is to show that we were missed to thinking we're getting something good. Angry Joe did the same joke on his top 10 worst games list with "No Man's Sky".
"Mine is about a futuristic amusement park, where dinosaurs is brought back to life withe advance cloning Technic I call it Billy and the cloneasaurus."
I wonder if Mark Hamill works with this studio just for fun, ironic fun, like when you watch something like the room or trolls 2, or you do something cringey knowing it is cringey
7:30 I personally would’ve gone for the robot chicken skit Vader: “I am your father” Luke: “NO THATS IMPOSIBLE” Vader: “and did you know Leia is your sister” Luke: “NO THATS IMPROBABLE” Vader: “and did you also know that I built C3-PO” Luke: “NO THATS... possible”
I've been watching your vids of this low budget films all day and on every video I just think "How did this got approved? Why they thought it would be good?" "Are they happy with their end results?"
13:28( pretty much what he was saying and her response) Guy: for years I was inspired by you and followed your lead Girl: how dare you be inspired by me you work stealing thief!
5:08 Gonna have to stop you right there. At twelve, if I was asked to draw a wolf, you would have gotten a ball on top of something that looks vaguely like some sort of four-legged creature. A pretty far cry from this studio's logo, I'd say.
SigEpBlue I assume it's because the people who modelled them didn't texture the insides of their mouths. So the mouths remained the original gray color.
"you've been leeching off my research??" bruh thats all of science can u imagine if every dude presenting a study with wires had to prove electricity first smh this girl has never heard of references
It's not like Hamill thinks of this shit like it's good. For all we know he was lied to so that they could have big talents, much like probably the rest of the cast.
@@tragedyplustime8271 Well he worked with this studio at least twice, so presumably one of those times he knew what he was getting in to. Mark likes to troll people and do things just because he thinks it'll be funny so it's not a big stretch to think that's the only reason he agreed to voice these characters. Plus he gets paid for it, so... win/win I guess.
I have come to realise something about you Saberspark. I think you're one of the funniest youtubers I know. i wouldn't exactly describe you as a comedy channel that is consistently funny, but when your jokes shine, they shine. You are one of the few youtubers that still makes me really laugh out loud. Like 8:30 for example. The joke is just slightly funnier than everything else I watch on TH-cam. Maybe it's because the jokes are so far between, so they really suprise you, or maybe you just have a very good sense of humour. Anyway I wouldn't call you the funniest youtube channel I know. But you certainly seem to deliver the best jokes.
Bad animation and dinosaurs. What else could a person want in life?
Support me on Patreon : www.patreon.com/saberspark
Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/Saberspark
whats a life
A girlfriend and revenue
Nice mid roll ads
500K 😍
Despacito 9000
I want to believe Mark Hamilll knew what he was getting into and did it for the shits and giggles
Someone needs to ask him
He probably did
There’s like an 80% chance he did
It's Mark Hamill, the master of trolling. Of course he did
@Dr. Goji You're being pretty rude.
Leo the Lion looks like a masterpiece compared to this
So does the show Problem Solverz.
Kars Kirby i am number 100!!
nintendofan that show hurts my eyes
Leo IS a masterpiece after this
It even makes Joshua and the Promised Land look decent
who tf out here making moves in sims 1?
LMAO
The Sims 1 looks better than this movie.
This thing wishes it was _the sims 1,_ its more like the original _Alone in the Dark_ for DOS.
ik like at LEAST use sims 4
No they use sims -1 silly
The worst part is that this is actually an improvement on the Christmas one
Wolf Tracer is the best
that's not saying much lmao
@@ghj743tf child
@@CoraCreates what the hell is you're problem?
@@ghj743tf your*
Lol
0:25 Whoever made that collage is incredibly smart, talented and probably super handsome.
Sorry @GenerationWest... I'm sure you're all that and more, but I am trying to get @Saberspark to see this comment, which I would think you would likely agree with me on, yes? @Saber - you need to send this video and or your research to the sound directors or crew members (I don't use twitter or else I would find them on IMDB myself, then follow them on twitter and alert them to this) of the films you mentioned which had their audio stolen. This kind of thing is absolutely able to be prosecuted and needs to be stopped. As a person who has worked in foley and sound design, this is the kind of thing that upsets me the most. A lot of people worked hard to create the sounds that you were so easily able to recognize. Those sounds helped to create a world in which you were able to imagine those creatures as they existed in their respective films, and in addition were so memorable that you remembered them without the visual cues. This is a skill and art form to be able to do so well, and the "creators" of this film completely and without shame stole other peoples hard work. I urge you to please reach out to a member or two of the sound crews on one or all of the films you noticed this happening. I know you are a stand up guy and I want to thank you for bringing this blatant theft of copyright to our attention.
GenerationWest ayyye 420 likes lmao
There are two types of people
Rare concept footage of Jurassic World 3 (2020)
What are yout secrets????????
Justin Y. Stop Commeting!!!! Get a life I see you everywhere!! Your comments aren't even clever or funny.
christian gomez i put the new forgis on the Jeep
Vámonos de a fiesta factory, pero lleva mucho botiquín
Justin Y. Lmao,such HIGH QUALITY footage
To be fair, the production logo is better than anything I saw in the actual movie
😊😊😊😊😊😢😊
HEY THE MOVIES ACTUALLY LOOKS VERY GOOD
IT LOOKS BETTER THAN MORROWIND
@@NigerianCrusader yep
12:45:
"You've gotta love that fade out. That's what I'm plannin-" *ad plays*
You aren't slick, saber. We saw what you did there lmao
LmAooo
Um...I didn't get that.
Damn,when I pushed that time mark a gaming ad played 💀
Me who has an adblokcer: Haha nice try
If jurrasic park and fallout had a baby and dropped it
This comment deserves more likes
@Lavender Dash Farms and got sent to north Korea.
*and dropped it.*
And then kicked it around like a football for good measure.
Jurrasic park and fallout 76
The Tinder Bio: Jurassic Park
The date: Wolf Tracer’s Dinosaur Island
Link To Original Pic From Your Pfp, I Need The Research
"All of that STILL leaves one nagging question...HUNH?!"
If that doesn't sum up this movie, I don't know what does.
THE PLOT WILL BE FURTHER EXPLAINED IN THE SEQUEL WHICH IS COMING OUT OMCE I BUY WOLF TRACER AND ONLY TO END IT ON ANOTHER CLIFF HANGER
Captain Blood?
*Sounds like some edgy roleplaying Roblox player*
Lmao
Fuck you im on my period
CaPtAiN BlOoD:
StOrG, FaSt, HaLf DeMoN, cAn'T dEaTh, SiNgLe, HaTeS nOoBs, BuLy, RiCh, EpIc, LeAdEr Of BlOoD gAnG
@@daemonxdog3477 y e s
@@daemonxdog3477
Capttain blood The Angle-slayer
Stroangest fastestPeson EVER, One Thouand year olds, half Huamn Half Wolf HAlf catHalf Dragen half Angle half demon, cant Died, Imortal, can fly, can Kil with One 1 hit, hansome, Single, Eveyone In Love Wit Him, rich, Awsome, Hates Noobs, buly, Leder of the Demen blod killer gang
So let me get this straight, Mark Hamill voices Shia LaBeouf a man thing who gets lost at Jurassic shart with his friends, british female Johnny quest and a fatter short haired version of Josh peck. they have to find a way off the island by going deeper into the island, along the way they get attacked by dinosaurs, find a pirate ship, a book, a bird tablet, homeless people, and there crazy captain. They end up building a raft with logs of dino shit so they can go find but not find the lost city of Atlantis?!
Edscratch23469 "Jurassic Shart"
You're right, he does look like Shia LeBouf
Yea that's pretty much the long and short of it..
@@parker-boy98 whos that
@@NorbertLelles guy who played sam witwicky from the live-action transformers movies
"Also, from this angle, it looks like he's wearing a thong."
--Saberspark, 2018
And the other character’s shirt actually makes him looks like he’s wearing a bra 😂
ka850411 they have their secrets....the overweight guy secretly has thong kinks and the other guy crossdresses...the character depth in this movie
Where?
EDIT: nvm.
*Me:* Yo, can I borrow the aux cord?
*Friend:* You better not play trash
*Me:* 1:08
:V
I would totally do this.
Friend - Its worse than trash
Friend: Throws me out of car
Joe Hayes kill me
Wallace and Gromit, A Day Out: $11k
Rapsittie: $500k
Just goes to show that talent wins over budget
I don't see how Wallace and Gromit A Grand Day Out could have POSSIBLY only cost $11K. It was done in 1989. That means it was done entirely on film, and I bet the film cost more than that, even for 1980's standards. Film isn't cheap.
I'm doubtful it was that inexpensive even if all the labor was free.
ALYX: 11 BILLION BUDGET
BOX OFFFICE: 0
DINOSAUR ISLAND: BUDGET 750000
BOX OFFICE: 999999999999999999999
@@NigerianCrusader YESSSS
@@NigerianCrusaderfake
@@EXFoxer WHAT DO UOU MEAN
"Baldi's Trip to Jurassic Park"
Frisco 1522 this comment is very underrated.
*ThaTS Me!!!1111!!oneone**!!
*spancc*
"I get angrier from every dinosaur you get wrong."
This comment made me realize that baldis basics looks legitamately better animated than this.
That harmonica is so spot on.
*melodica
Holy fuck it started playing right when I read this comment.
You're basically a youtube celebirtiy.
I think it's actually a melodica
I cry every time I hear it's Beethoven-esque quality.
8:04 When you see your dog chewing on a candy wrapper.
I read that comment during that part lol
Or when ur cat is on the table eating your food.... XD
The little shits 💜
Me: EXCUSE ME, **MORO, WHY ARE YOU EATING A WRAPPER!!
*remembered that she ate a book cover and a few papers of said book*
**my doggo
Have dog can confirm
Animation character: *chokes to death * CcccCcCc hhhhh ristmas
Chsiwkeo3bdisjqwn3i91*÷×¥×029*¥=*÷¥÷$7"&;#○■●■~□○♡l♡■◇◇♡-riiiisstmaaaas
MRREEYEYUAA CCCHHRHRHRIIIOOISISÆAWWEMASSAASSSS
wow what a way with words
I definitely support the theory that the grandma's audio was so bad it was unusable, so the editor cut her audio into gibberish because it sounded better. Everything she says sounds like it was taken from the middle of a random word
Rapsittie Street Kids even had the Black Power Ranger voicing the main character. I met him at a con, and I wish I had known that, so I could've asked him about his experience on the show.
Rhapsody*
It was rapsittie you dumbass
As in "rap city".
+bboi elmo Wow. Touchy children. Did you eat salt for breakfast or something?
IDon'tEvenKnow
Well, shit, man, you attempted to correct me without doing the proper research. What'd you expect?
Dinosaur: *noise*
that one girl character whatever her name is: :o
Troye _with an e_
@@lpsquestie3495 what's funny is that in the credits they didn't spell it with an e
Lol
I hate how movies are like “Carnivorous Animals are bad even thought they want to eat to survive.”
@@suchomimustenerensis usually big meat eating animals are shown as evil just because they would kill us, and in our dumb human brains it automatically registers as just bad I guess, even though we basically do the exact same lol
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Spira Fallen Kingdom came out in 2018....
Spira lmao totally right
When Jurassic World is too low budget to make their movie.
Sharks 71982 You don't have humor sense, Get out of here
Jurassic world 76 leaked footage.
Whenever I feel bad about my animations, I just watch this and feel much better
This looks worse than PS1 game
Same
@@rac1equalsbestgame853 IT LOOKS AWESOME
@@NigerianCrusader yes
@@rac1equalsbestgame853FR 💀💀
Thank you for doing something for Jurassic Park 25th and Fallen Kingdom release.
Thank you
I WONDER WHAT HE DO FOR VICE CITY ANNIVERSARU
ALSO THIS MOVIE IS ACTUALLY GOOD
Looks like the animation for Baldy...
Yess!
WELCOME TO BALDIS BASICS IN EDUCATION AND LEARNINGGGG, THATTTSSS MEEEEEEEE
@@yeee8068 nah
Baldi’s animation style was intentionally made bad and looked way better than this crap
More like facade's animation
It's the adventures of the forgotten blow-up dolls on dinosaur island! Well heck......their mouths look like it anyway, as does the movement.
The second you said "Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa" I immediately went "Oh god! That's the level of suck we're dealing with?!"
Same
level of suck?
no no no
rapsittie street kids was a work of art you uncultured swine-
THIS GRAFICKS LOOK BETTER THAN VIDE CITY THATS WHAT UNWOULD SAY, DUDE. WLELL GUESS WHAT THESSE GRAPHICS ARE ACTJ,AU GOOD AND JR J JUST DONT USNNERSTAND ANYTHJJNG JW)MMDMF,EDFO GOOD GRAPHICS DONF MEAN ANTHING
I see you're out here crusading the good crusade @Crusader!
1:09
Please tell me that's the music the movie actually used.
It is
No, go look up Jurassic Park melodica.
I remember the music from that No Man's Sky comparison video.
PowWow Animations 420 likes 👌🏿
PowWow Animations it fits in with the movie
but sadly not it wasnt in there
"Chief Science Officer"
*the t-rex in the movie has 3 fingers*
:/
"Hey, Colin! I want to work on your movie! What can I do?"
"Oh, hey, Marc, you can be... the... ummmmm...
the Chief Science Officer!"
Kid: Mom, can we watch Jurassic Park?
Mom: We have Jurassic Park at home.
Jurassic Park at home:
Jurassic Park at home: *no one cares about the dinos we need ships and lost city*
And people say "The Last Jedi" was the worse thing Mark Hamill's been in...
I thought it was the Star Wars Christmas special.
Nina Sampson Yeah, but at least...at least...I got nothing. Then again, the special did have Bee Arthur and Jefferson Airplane.
At least the costumes were sorta on point in that special...
The only thing on point...
@@BlueDragonknight375 Christmas special was a masterpiece in comparason
@@BlueDragonknight375 oh yes.....
“The animators were so preoccupied with whether they could, that they didn’t stop to think if they should. Luckily, they couldn’t.”
I see what you did there, and I approve it
@@soullessraptor6155 DID WHAT?
@@NigerianCrusader Jurassic Park reference
@@soullessraptor6155 THANKS
10:52 * What do ya think?
*I think it's amazing.
* I THINK I AM HUNGRY (This movie is so stupid, that it's actually funny xD)
The animation sucks though
Its come full circle
Witty dialogue to match the stellar animation
Saber: so she started talking about her dream
My mind: I Giorno Giovanna have a dream
They look like robots.
PowWow Animations
as a bot I am triggered
Clicking the following URL
www.p******.com
Not robots. Aliens.
The animation in money for nothing is better than this
PowWow Animations More like a nightmare creatures.
Ikr? Especially the dinosaurs. I thought they could barely pass as cheaply built animatronics. I also noticed the inside of the humans' mouths aren't even defined, like they only consist of a single vertex dragged into the model to create a cone-shaped hollow that isn't even colored
Ohhhh...
I hate it when I get stuck In a storm and suddenly get transported into a time portal...
Happens all the time I tell ya!
drama-lama 110 lama lama mad at mamma
5:02
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*insert ad*
katmez i actaully giy an ad😂
I choked
Are you ok jimmy you have been screaming for 5 minutes
*TIK TOK AD*
It is Wednesday my dudes 5:02
5:01 "AAAAAAAA!" and "No... NOOOOOO!" would go together perfectly.
An island full of dinosaurs is one the most overused lines in history
What if WE were the ones on the island, and the dinosaurs found US?
Robert Daw An island full of humans lol
It's hard to imagine so many humans in one place... frightening even.
_"Houston, we have a problem... An island full of dinosaurs."_ - Apollo 13
_“Toto, I've got a feeling we're not on an island full of dinosaurs anymore.”_ - Wizard of Oz
_"Mama always said life was like an island full of dinosaurs. You never know what you're gonna get.”_ - Forrest Gump
That would make it Godzilla.
8:41 - Of course! Kick the velociraptor in the face when it jumps at you! It’s so simple... why didn’t anyone in Jurassic Park do that? I’ll tell you why, laziness.
Pearl watches you sleep So she could easily ChuckNorris the shit out of a few raptors at once but xXx_Kaptin_Bl00d_xXx was too much? He must have been strong af.
Pearl watches you sleep
Pearl watches you sleep
Pearl watches you sleep
Pearl watches you sleep
I mean, there was that insanely cringe-worthy gymnastics kick in The Lost World, and I say that as someone who hesitates to call anything cringe-worthy.
and they said Jurassic Park was inaccurate...
To the book or real life
8:40 when you put all your points into melee damage in Ark: Survival Evolved.
OH MY GOD LITERALLY AHAHAHA
The character models remind me of that game called Façade
Grace is a b!tch
*M E L O N*
I knows
@@knightofoctober **closes the door in your face and slowly fade to black**
Melon
THE USE OF MOSES SAYING “STOP, STOP IT” WHILE SHOWING A CLIP OF THE MOVIE WAS GENIUS DJEBDKSNJWDNEKQK
MMD Ren why is your picture a thing
Yes Hello I Am Snek
omfg
0:37
Am I the only one laughing at this long and awkward laugh?
sketchypop 101 That part killed me cos i was like wth is happening XD
Chrissmoss
Lol is that what it's supposed to be?
sketchypop 101 lol
Old lady:Ajiokskdjdkikiolkokajxn it's chistmas
Me: What!? What the F(beep)
Me earlier today: Nah, there's no such thing as a bad dinosaur movie.
Me now: I need to go rethink my life's choices.
there are soo many bad dinosaur movies
Haven’t you ever seen the Super Mario Brothers movie? Or any of the 50,000 Land Before Time movies?
@@doryanburlison6998 Woah, woah, woah! What we're not gonna do, is rip on The Land Before Time.
@@tjstarblood624 Fine but you gotta at least give me Super Mario Bros.
@@doryanburlison6998 Yeah I'll give you that
10:53
"What do you think?"
"I think it's amazing!"
"I think I'm hungry"
...why am I laughing so hard at this
Wow, the animations and characters look bad! I used to study video game graphics and design and me and my classmates, who were total beginners in 3D modelling, still managed to make better models in the first weeks of class. How somebody could release something this ugly just baffles me.
The movie was a scam, maybe an insurance one or just manipulating people in vhs sales
It's worse than PS1 graphics
Spooky Wegion no it's worse than Nintendo 64 graphics
BlueDiamond
But for Rapsittie Street Kids, they actually got some A-class actors. How?
The first model I ever made, with no experience and only TH-cam videos to guide me, looked way better than this. Someone had to really try to make it look that bad.
5:01 needs to be a meme now
Well, more like a perfectly cut scream
When you lost all of your stuff in Minecraft
AAAAAAHHHHHH
Indeed, it should be a meme
5:02
“Got love that fade out”
“That’s what I’m planning-“
*ad plays*
“ING on.”
15:20 t pose to assert dominance and escape dinosaurs
boneless books go back about 7 seconds and it’s absolutely hilarious
12:36 my my t pose I see
12:56 I meant
It worked for Owen Grady.
I see a Y pose
5:07 I swear to you when I was 12 I wrote a story and the cover for the book I drew looked like THAT. From that black background to the yellow outlined wolf in a box. I’m cringing just by remembering
The Sketching Dork please tell us more about this story because im sure it's better than this movie
Jesus Christ it hurts looking at their faces😵
Jay 2.0 worse than ME:andromeda
Specially when their mouths are open. The insides of their mouths are FLIPPING GREY
Jay 2.0+ Everything about it is disturbing to me.
I'm convinced that the high profile cast members did these terrible movies for a fun and fairly easy paycheck where they didn't have to take their parts seriously.
THE REASON WHYT THERES ALOT OF HIGH PROFILE CAST MEMBERS IS CUZ THIS IS A SERIOUS MOVIE
THE ONLY REASON THE GRAPHICS ARE BAD IS CUZ GRAPHICS DONT MEAN ANYTHING
you mean right@@ΑναστάσηςΜηλάς
dude, this animation is so good, they should join hope animation!!!
Colin Slater vs David Hutter (weird, both of their names contain the same amount of letters for both first and last name)
So the movie they’ll make is “Strawinsky and the Rapsittie Street Kids”
Kalei IsTooTech Yea it's really good ....... for a calculator
They should work at Disney
Kalei IsTooTech no no no they should join Jet Lag Productions. Lol
I find it so funny whenever the voice for the girl character forgets that she's supposed to have a British accent, cause she seems to go back and forth between an American accent and a British accent quite a lot.
WHY NOT AN CHINESE ACCENT?
@@NigerianCrusader YEAH
@@NorbertLelles THANKS FOR AGREEING WITH MU DUDE
Fun fact: There's an obscure old computer game called Captain Blood that has a 3D sequel/remake called Commander Blood.
Cyberdemon Cyndi fuck, adblocker isn’t working
There is also a novel called Captain Blood.
I can't believe the people who made rapsitte street kids were actually allowed to make another abomination.
IT IS NOT AN ABOBINATION
3:33 Me when I wake up in the morning
Sharks 71982 That must hurt!
*EXISTANCE*
Lel
Sharks 71982 this made me laugh so hard xD
OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
Once you do a bad animated movie I always expect a cringy intro but makes it more interesting to watch.
keynan martinez same
With all the stolen music they used I was just waiting to here " He's A Pirate".
HEAR
Me: “I want to watch Jurassic World!”
Mom: “We have Jurassic World at home.”
At home: 1:08
wow the new jurassic world sequel looks great
saturn Top Ten Best Anime of all time!
1:03 *Puts awesome soundtrack*
1:10 *Puts crappy soundtrack*
Norwegian nerd The latter is to show that we were missed to thinking we're getting something good. Angry Joe did the same joke on his top 10 worst games list with "No Man's Sky".
HAH
You Have It The Wrong Way Round Mate
+TheTheninjagummygummybear NEVER
"Mine is about a futuristic amusement park, where dinosaurs is brought back to life withe advance cloning Technic I call it Billy and the cloneasaurus."
1:00 Never has a song so perfectly portrayed my feelings watching the movies you review Saber 😂
I wonder if Mark Hamill works with this studio just for fun, ironic fun, like when you watch something like the room or trolls 2, or you do something cringey knowing it is cringey
For a long time, Mark Hamil was considered a B-list actor and his career, even now, is mostly as a voice actor.
Zzyzx Wolfe in terms of voice acting hes god tier
“Jacksoff in the sky”
Better bring an umbrella!
Are you sure it wasn't just raining mayonnaise? Oh god I.. I had my mouth open and everything...
A storm's cumming....
"We will be seeing some CUMulonimbus clouds."
OLAF’S COOMING!
They spared every expense.
Jermecia Lindsey clearly
7:30 I personally would’ve gone for the robot chicken skit
Vader: “I am your father”
Luke: “NO THATS IMPOSIBLE”
Vader: “and did you know Leia is your sister”
Luke: “NO THATS IMPROBABLE”
Vader: “and did you also know that I built C3-PO”
Luke: “NO THATS... possible”
You know that you are on to something good when your graphics are worse then classic RuneScape.
PS1 games look amazing in comparison to this
It was animated on 3D choreographer
@@rac1equalsbestgame853 IT WAS ANIMATED ON 3D CHOREOGRAPHER
@@rac1equalsbestgame853 ps1 looks worse
That's it I gotta' tell my opinion...
*"This film's animation is worst than Joshua and the Promise Land!"*
Yes, I said that!
PARASYTE! Does Random Stuff? No NOOOIOO
Yes.
Hell this whole movie is worse than anything we've seen on the channel so far
G A S P
Nothing. Repeat, *NOTHING*, can be worse than Joshua and the Promise Land.
The plot sounds like a 60s action/adventure film that would have Ray Harryhausen effects.
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Ray Harryhausen made better movies than this.
remake this entirely in claymation
instant classic
4:27
DEJA VU I JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE! HIGHER ON THE STREETS!
Whatever drugs these animators/writers were on, I want some. 🍸
All of them
wow. funny. kek. lol. ha. ja. lel. lawl. rofl. hehe.
this entire movie looks like it was animated by surreal entertainment
Surreal has better production value
Surreal entertainment and pamtri do better.
I'm sure it was
No Video Brinquedo
Except it is a real movie and STILL looks like SHIT
I've been watching your vids of this low budget films all day and on every video I just think
"How did this got approved? Why they thought it would be good?" "Are they happy with their end results?"
If their prime aim is get income or write off a tax break; then yes...
13:28( pretty much what he was saying and her response)
Guy: for years I was inspired by you and followed your lead
Girl: how dare you be inspired by me you work stealing thief!
5:08 Gonna have to stop you right there. At twelve, if I was asked to draw a wolf, you would have gotten a ball on top of something that looks vaguely like some sort of four-legged creature. A pretty far cry from this studio's logo, I'd say.
How could a cast like this end up in a movie like this...
Foodfight says hello...
I know it's trite to question details in 'films' like this, but *why is the inside of the humans' mouths gray?!*
SigEpBlue I assume it's because the people who modelled them didn't texture the insides of their mouths. So the mouths remained the original gray color.
'Cause they're secretly robots
"you've been leeching off my research??" bruh thats all of science can u imagine if every dude presenting a study with wires had to prove electricity first smh this girl has never heard of references
YEP
What do I wanna be when I grow up?
CHIEF SCIENCE OFFICER
Abiola The Creator to be continued
So you want to work on the Enterprise?
12:00
Civilians reading Hammurabi’s code, 1770 BCE, colorized
Holy shit this got a few likes
Why do these things keep existing
who is making them
why are they still alive
Because... Plot.
It's really a testament to how well LoTR sound design was if you could easily recognize it
OBLIVION SOUND EFFECTS BETTER
Actually, I take that back, Morrowind has better sound effects
This movie looks like my 10th grade art project.
5:12
Thats not Australia, it's a fairly accurate map of the Black Sea :D
5:02 It is Wednesday my dudes
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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5:02
I almost died.
Of laughter.
Either that or the stellar animation
János Dávid Réti same lol
János Dávid Réti I almost died from coughing from laughing 😂
I almost died of laughter.
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
same
Why did 1:09 sound like a accordion falling down a flight of stairs
probably because it was
Well now we gotta tell his family he died. From falling down the stairs.
Some people may think "why did they need a chief science officer?" Obviously, the studio wanted to make realistic portals and this (10:19).
*about to be killed by velociraptors* *gun has no ammo* "Darn" Completely legit thing to say before being torn apart
*WTF Food Fight was animated better then this movie*
I'd never thought i'd agree with that in my entire life, but you're right.
Damn straight
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to... Dinosaur Island? Nope. We're done...
The next time Mark Hamill has anything bad to say about "The Last Jedi," people should remind him of this dreck.
At least this movie is funny (even if unintentionally). Last Jedi is so freaking boring and insulting.
It's not like Hamill thinks of this shit like it's good. For all we know he was lied to so that they could have big talents, much like probably the rest of the cast.
It's a better role than sequeltrilogy!Luke
@@tragedyplustime8271 Well he worked with this studio at least twice, so presumably one of those times he knew what he was getting in to. Mark likes to troll people and do things just because he thinks it'll be funny so it's not a big stretch to think that's the only reason he agreed to voice these characters. Plus he gets paid for it, so... win/win I guess.
@Kyte Ansarty I think he said he said it was a job he either couldn't remember or didn't want to remember
I have come to realise something about you Saberspark. I think you're one of the funniest youtubers I know. i wouldn't exactly describe you as a comedy channel that is consistently funny, but when your jokes shine, they shine. You are one of the few youtubers that still makes me really laugh out loud. Like 8:30 for example. The joke is just slightly funnier than everything else I watch on TH-cam. Maybe it's because the jokes are so far between, so they really suprise you, or maybe you just have a very good sense of humour. Anyway I wouldn't call you the funniest youtube channel I know. But you certainly seem to deliver the best jokes.
Luis Masias can't win em all. everyone has their past mistakes and bad decisions
/s
Being a dinosaur fan myself, the appearance of the dinosaurs made me laugh at how cliche they tried to make it.
THE MOVIE IS ACTUALLY VERY GOOD
GRAPHICS DONT MATTER AT ALL
@@NigerianCrusader yes.