How This Joke Website Puts Criminals In Jail

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  • @wavywebsurf
    @wavywebsurf  ปีที่แล้ว +1873

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  • @GuranPurin
    @GuranPurin ปีที่แล้ว +40795

    As someone who has never heard of this website, the idea that someone would fill out all this information and not automatically assume a cop is sitting on the other end is unhinged to me.

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 ปีที่แล้ว +2990

      well yeah
      i’m not a psychologist but, if i might venture an assumption, i’d suggest that people looking to sponsor someone’s murder are usually unhinged

    • @nandhakiran6523
      @nandhakiran6523 ปีที่แล้ว +432

      ​@@callmeqt1269😂😂 Good one. Thanks for the laughs.

    • @Tf2_Secrets
      @Tf2_Secrets ปีที่แล้ว +231

      I would just arrest everyone and send them to the Gulag until proven innocent. (Edit anyone who wants to prove their innocence will be sent to the Gulag)

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nandhakiran6523

    • @NaNaFan707
      @NaNaFan707 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      like number 1k lmao

  • @robertbraden4454
    @robertbraden4454 ปีที่แล้ว +23510

    This webpage is basically an IQ test with criminal repercussions.

    • @Guido_RAH
      @Guido_RAH ปีที่แล้ว +275

      LOL - you're right!

    • @SaintIC
      @SaintIC ปีที่แล้ว +58

      ​@@Guido_RAHcan I work 4 you 😏

    • @PandaCoasters
      @PandaCoasters ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bingo.

    • @SaintIC
      @SaintIC ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Guido_RAH do you still get requests to this day?

    • @galenplatt398
      @galenplatt398 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      If I ever feel dumb I'll just watch this video

  • @jeremykhan887
    @jeremykhan887 ปีที่แล้ว +3654

    There's an irony that the website was originally for testing IT security, and accidentally became a social engineered honeypot to catch the dumbest of the dumb.

    • @pizzlerot2730
      @pizzlerot2730 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      Originally for testing IT, ended up testing IQ

    • @oZzYzzzZZz
      @oZzYzzzZZz ปีที่แล้ว +75

      started testing security then ended up testing prisoners

    • @fltfathin
      @fltfathin ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pizzlerot2730 just FYI the chances your IT system got hacked "legitimately" is way smaller than social engineering attacks, case and point: ransomware

  • @themilkman6969
    @themilkman6969 ปีที่แล้ว +4314

    imagine how embarrassing it must be to get caught because of a silly joke website made in 2005

    • @RealThermite
      @RealThermite ปีที่แล้ว +134

      must felt like an absolute skill issue

    • @Madawi08
      @Madawi08 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@RealThermiteLOLLLL

    • @veramae4098
      @veramae4098 ปีที่แล้ว

      Police have periodically rounded up criminals by mailing "You're a contest winner" stings. People show up for the award ceremony ... and uh, you can guess.

    • @VileGeed
      @VileGeed 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      There are real pages on the deep web

    • @phasm000phooobiaaa
      @phasm000phooobiaaa 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@VileGeedyeah no kidding

  • @bigjimbo2843
    @bigjimbo2843 ปีที่แล้ว +20457

    Even though it is a parody website, I love how they offer "senior discounts"

    • @From_A_Diverging_Timeline
      @From_A_Diverging_Timeline ปีที่แล้ว +1100

      Probably easier to do a hit when your target is an octogenarian

    • @pullt
      @pullt ปีที่แล้ว +820

      Joke all you like, but the hitman economy can be rough on folks with fixed income.

    • @mike79patton
      @mike79patton ปีที่แล้ว +193

      AARP has discounts everywhere!

    • @cen7ury
      @cen7ury ปีที่แล้ว +132

      I also like the discount for Air National Guardsmen/spouses

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Maybe a Student and Military discount too?

  • @MusiciansRule07
    @MusiciansRule07 ปีที่แล้ว +4785

    Bob has saved many lives over the years with this website and the latest example of this is the case of 18 year old Jazmin Paez from Miami. She tried to use the website to hire someone to kill her 3 year old son but was thankfully stopped and busted via an undercover sting ala Dalia Dippolito. The courtroom footage is on Law and Crime Network. Bob is a hero!

    • @lovelysakurapetalsyt
      @lovelysakurapetalsyt ปีที่แล้ว +678

      Jesus Christ, how demented do you have to be to hire a hitman on your own child, let alone a THREE YEAR OLD?!

    • @ogdaniel8360
      @ogdaniel8360 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lovelysakurapetalsyt if you read into it youll see she was 18 with a 3 year old so she got pregnant at 14, most likely her parents wouldnt let her get an abortion and that was the only way she could think of saving herself

    • @novared7
      @novared7 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      What....what the fuck man

    • @BLUEGENE13
      @BLUEGENE13 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      god almighty help us

    • @mikehawk2003
      @mikehawk2003 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      @@lovelysakurapetalsyt The wording of the email to Bob very much implies she hates her son and prevents her from doing things she loves (i.e. partying).

  • @EvilApple567
    @EvilApple567 ปีที่แล้ว +4976

    There's something both comical and deeply disturbing about a preemptive attempted murderer using "put me in coach!" in their applicant plea.

    • @califbob1
      @califbob1 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      “Put Me In Coach” was Josiah Garcia’s plea to get a job interview. It worked and it stuck.

    • @thepetekidyt
      @thepetekidyt ปีที่แล้ว +16

      420 likes

    • @califbob1
      @califbob1 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      For the record, "Put me in coach!" was Josiah Garcia's phrase. That phrase is being removed as we speak. Thanks!

    • @mannyramirez7609
      @mannyramirez7609 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The kid got moxy.

    • @mediokay508
      @mediokay508 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@mannyramirez7609just not sense. 😅

  • @PrimeYoutubesUser
    @PrimeYoutubesUser 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +196

    I remember someone using this website to commit suicide and got refunded back, they also offered him a consultation course and told him all the purposes of the website. Not sure if they posted it on reddit or twitter.

    • @Biotaeon
      @Biotaeon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      They posed in on 4chan

    • @Stefan2010a
      @Stefan2010a 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Biotaeon posted'
      Classic 4chan

  • @ToniAiraksinen
    @ToniAiraksinen ปีที่แล้ว +14630

    Even though it's a parody website, the group discounts for seniors and TEMU workers is hilarious

    • @foxbuns
      @foxbuns ปีที่แล้ว +1313

      temu workers too💀

    • @bingflop81
      @bingflop81 ปีที่แล้ว +886

      TEMU WORKERS LMAOOOOOOO

    • @idontwannatypeaname
      @idontwannatypeaname ปีที่แล้ว +616

      the guys who made the website are geniuses with a sense of humor

    • @ChristofKSGN
      @ChristofKSGN ปีที่แล้ว +509

      @TrainedACE It's a scam referral shopping app ☠️

    • @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe
      @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe ปีที่แล้ว +21

      So you basically just copied the top comment and thought nobody would nothing? You even used their wrong use of “even though” too.

  • @Clark4230
    @Clark4230 ปีที่แล้ว +2884

    The last one is terrifying. He said that other than being a hitman he looked into work as civilian law enforcement. Someone that clearly gets enjoyment just at the thought of killing people is not the kind of person I would want being a cop.

    • @goldfish425
      @goldfish425 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      bro thinks he’s The Punisher

    • @apocaliptykirts966
      @apocaliptykirts966 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I think he is more desperate to have cash than enjoy killing. But maybe, one can lead to the other.

    • @ratmations8306
      @ratmations8306 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah! It'd be really bad if we had murderous thugs working as police! So glad we don't!

    • @-rizen
      @-rizen ปีที่แล้ว +378

      the other cops would be happy to have a like-minded person on the team

    • @Leonel_Corzo
      @Leonel_Corzo ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Idk about you but i would

  • @mangagirlyt1076
    @mangagirlyt1076 ปีที่แล้ว +7310

    "THE DARK WEB IS NOT SAFE, BUT WE ARE"
    Yeah, that TOTALLY DOES NOT sound suspicious in ANY kind of way.

    • @stavros222
      @stavros222 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      That sounds like: all people want your bad but not me. You can trust me

    • @yeti25934
      @yeti25934 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Don't be so suspicious. The site clearly says it's safe. Trust it, send an email asking for a hit against someone you dislike.

    • @stavros222
      @stavros222 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yeti25934 totally you wont get raided by fbi

    • @BeezieBuggz_Official
      @BeezieBuggz_Official ปีที่แล้ว

      What are you expecting from someone who wanted to be a "Pro penetrator" 💀

    • @avangardismm
      @avangardismm ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9

  • @jameskelly3502
    @jameskelly3502 ปีที่แล้ว +1040

    I've heard of the website. I'm glad to learn that:
    1) It's real, I thought it might just be an urban legend,
    2) People have gone to jail
    3) People are still falling for it.

    • @brawler5760
      @brawler5760 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      2 million views and people are still falling for this joke website.

    • @JoThNoMi
      @JoThNoMi 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      are they still falling for it?

  • @TellYouHwaet
    @TellYouHwaet ปีที่แล้ว +12768

    I love when true crime isn't about serial killers but about humans being absolute jabronis.

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ ปีที่แล้ว +413

      Yeah, I hate most true crime stuff, and heavily preffered Wavy's channel when he focused more on absurd internet oddities and not a morbid fascination with grizzly crimes that I often feel is unhealthy.
      However this video is the best of both worlds, a fascinating and unusual tale of how a joke site saved lives by preventing grizzly crimes.
      It has all the interesting and fascinating aspects of both without feeling like it's unhealthily overdisecting tragic grizzly stories like a lot of true crime does.

    • @chasse-nigb3r
      @chasse-nigb3r ปีที่แล้ว +214

      You keep using this word Jabronis... And it's Awesome.

    • @TellYouHwaet
      @TellYouHwaet ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@_-Lx-_ One of the reasons I like Wavy so much is that he often focuses on the wackier side of things (Basil Marceaux and Toby Jones are some of my most rewatched videos)

    • @Guido_RAH
      @Guido_RAH ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I agree 100%!

    • @jonathaningram8157
      @jonathaningram8157 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@_-Lx-_ I don't usually like true crime stuff except JCS, it's just amazing.

  • @Ars3nic.
    @Ars3nic. ปีที่แล้ว +5172

    to be honest a web where you “hire” a hitman but instead get arrested by the police is straight up genius lmao

    • @Shothii
      @Shothii ปีที่แล้ว +172

      The dude did it on ACCIDENT too!

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not uncommon. Most deep web hitmen are undercover cops.

    • @theflaminglionhotlionfox2140
      @theflaminglionhotlionfox2140 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, most hitman hiring sites, even on the deep web, are just FBI honeypots.

    • @jackwilson5542
      @jackwilson5542 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are plenty of such sites on Dark web either ran directly by FBI or by scammers that just take fools crypto.

    • @AccipiterSmith
      @AccipiterSmith ปีที่แล้ว +73

      ​@@Shothiiits quite a happy accident actually (with a little drizzle of justice on top)

  • @elevatorweather
    @elevatorweather ปีที่แล้ว +16534

    the fact that the dangerous young man who wanted two minors dead for his desires only got five years of probation and is allowed to go back into society, but the old woman who wanted her husband dead for being a predator and owing her money got 15 years in prison is insane

    • @sicarius4749
      @sicarius4749 ปีที่แล้ว +2853

      She was already wanted in the UK for other crimes; not even sure she was charged for the crimes, it might've just been the excuse to send her back to the UK.

    • @elevatorweather
      @elevatorweather ปีที่แล้ว +502

      @@sicarius4749 I see. Thanks

    • @jacobperron7639
      @jacobperron7639 ปีที่แล้ว +1052

      @@sicarius4749 that’s a different one

    • @llamaniaman4002
      @llamaniaman4002 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sicarius4749Wrong one

    • @theblackoutexplorer2658
      @theblackoutexplorer2658 ปีที่แล้ว +610

      Why do I feel like her story’s a fake just like some of the others being creeps. Like the other going oh no my family stole my money so I want them dead (has committed multiple crimes) if your ex is a pedo report em to the cops with what yea got

  • @RapinatorOhYeah
    @RapinatorOhYeah ปีที่แล้ว +1021

    I know this is a joke website but damn the fact that you can hire someone to kill a "annoying podcaster" is f*cking hilarious

    • @nessmarie6044
      @nessmarie6044 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      a tempting offer, really

    • @asrr62
      @asrr62 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@nessmarie6044 lmao.

  • @Orionartz08
    @Orionartz08 ปีที่แล้ว +5330

    Imagine waking up one day and deciding to create a website for a class assignment , only to realize you somehow ACCIDENTALLY created a honeypot site. Absolute legend

    • @VirtuaVirtue
      @VirtuaVirtue ปีที่แล้ว +109

      a honeypot site for the true bears

    • @bla4e.
      @bla4e. ปีที่แล้ว +9

      1.8k likes with 1 reply? Let me fix that!

    • @bkrendan12
      @bkrendan12 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@bla4e.cringe

    • @bla4e.
      @bla4e. ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bkrendan12 i know, its cringe. I did that on purpose

    • @bkrendan12
      @bkrendan12 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bla4e. AND you’re openly insecure and need to lie about it

  • @aidanmercer9422
    @aidanmercer9422 ปีที่แล้ว +4672

    Bob is basically the Chris Hansen of catching wannabe killers, and that’s a good thing. We need more people like him protecting the innocent.

    • @funlover163
      @funlover163 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Better than Chris Hansen

    • @YummyCracker
      @YummyCracker ปีที่แล้ว +90

      If you think about it, Hansen is protecting against creating lives, and Bob is protecting against ending lives.

    • @Nightwalk444
      @Nightwalk444 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Innocent?

    • @smasherton
      @smasherton ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Nightwalk444 you dont know how to read

    • @Nightwalk444
      @Nightwalk444 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@smasherton I do and I guarantee not all of them are innocent.

  • @SerPounceToebeans
    @SerPounceToebeans ปีที่แล้ว +3761

    If you hire a hitman from that website to put a hit on yourself, you won't get into trouble, instead they will send you a heartfelt email of resources to seek help. 👍

    • @coreydee-el-oh
      @coreydee-el-oh ปีที่แล้ว +463

      Lmao that's tempting enough to want to try

    • @Pandalka
      @Pandalka ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@coreydee-el-oh what if you get killed instead?

    • @plucko5208
      @plucko5208 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      how did you aquire this information

    • @yannori
      @yannori ปีที่แล้ว +494

      ​@@Pandalkait is a comedy website you cant get killed 😭

    • @Pandalka
      @Pandalka ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@yannori XDDD

  • @daryissaplayz2312
    @daryissaplayz2312 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1593

    That 18 year old guy really got only 5 years probation for trying to see two underage girls strangled to death?? I'm sure he's gonna hurt someone in the future.

    • @Hatsune-Miku_Fan
      @Hatsune-Miku_Fan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +257

      Yeah he should be listed as a sex offender too

    • @daryissaplayz2312
      @daryissaplayz2312 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      @@Hatsune-Miku_Fan For sure.

    • @Z_emily
      @Z_emily 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      honestly,if law didnt do the job then prisoners will

    • @delikatessbruhe9843
      @delikatessbruhe9843 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

      @@Z_emily He got _probation_ . If he manages to keep his nose clean for 5 years he won't ever see the other side of the bars. Or he doesn't manage and it will take someone actually getting hurt for the "prisoners to do the job"

    • @asrr62
      @asrr62 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's the risk u take when u interact with a person. Plus id say at least 20% is not smart enough to consent to things.

  • @wakerisawake
    @wakerisawake ปีที่แล้ว +5961

    I like how when wavy said "pro penetrator" he looked like he was trying pretty hard to not laugh

    • @chickenwarriorr
      @chickenwarriorr ปีที่แล้ว +336

      That's what the boys call me

    • @Risu1177
      @Risu1177 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      lol I was just wondering how many takes it took him.

    • @lovelysakurapetalsyt
      @lovelysakurapetalsyt ปีที่แล้ว +72

      ​@@Risu1177I'd say at least 5 lol I wouldn't be able to do that with a straight face at all

    • @QueenOfDump
      @QueenOfDump ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Risu11772

    • @MickMcGarnackle
      @MickMcGarnackle ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I love his delivery when he's trying to hold it together like that. Especially in the video he did on the real-life inspiration for that Rick & Morty courtroom skit.
      In another case, the real-life psycho convict who provided Rick's dialogue in that skit "called everyone in the courtroom 'trash' and accused one of the jurors of being a pedophile." Wavy almost cracks up when he's saying that, and his tone makes the line absolutely hilarious.

  • @prussia1557
    @prussia1557 ปีที่แล้ว +1896

    I have a feeling Bob would be a successful comedian as the websites jokes are top tier.
    Seriously, huge props to saving lives and still having a sense of humor.

    • @EricHeidenAuthor
      @EricHeidenAuthor ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Another instance of "not all heroes wear capes."

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The obvious jokes probably help the website because they filter out anyone who'd be smart enough to see what's up.

    • @unicorn_xxx3424
      @unicorn_xxx3424 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fr

  • @TheSilverNoob79
    @TheSilverNoob79 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    This reminds me of a 4chan greentext about a guy trying to delete himself and avoid damnation by trying to hire a hitman on himself. Only to get a response the website fake, given a help hotline number, and some positive advice.

    • @ABSolom39
      @ABSolom39 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Surprisingly wholesome

    • @TeddyLovesAxl
      @TeddyLovesAxl ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Not me remembering that! 😂

    • @2000sKingdomHeartzHimefujo
      @2000sKingdomHeartzHimefujo ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought of that too

    • @itzrainy_outside4450
      @itzrainy_outside4450 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thank goodness they gave him a hotline contact for further help, alongside the good words.
      That’s really depressing and I hope that guy is doing better now

    • @theblackcatgirl7013
      @theblackcatgirl7013 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ah I've seen that one, actually thought about that one while watching the vid

  • @leatheryfoot6354
    @leatheryfoot6354 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    A mother just tried to Rent-a-Hitman to take out her 3-year old child. Looks like we'll need a part 2 sooner than later.

    • @alexmcvey1609
      @alexmcvey1609 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I.. WHAT

    • @moroxian8920
      @moroxian8920 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      WHAT HE DO? 😭

    • @miraclewhipped5068
      @miraclewhipped5068 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Little late for an abortion no?

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      That's just evil

    • @BcyesandIsaidso
      @BcyesandIsaidso 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Apparently her bf didn't like the kid , and so she wanted to kill the boy instead of finding a better man that would appreciate the kid :(​@@moroxian8920

  • @VxlvetCece
    @VxlvetCece ปีที่แล้ว +2620

    I think it's absolutely horrible that the guy who wanted to kill two minors for sexual reasons got off with just probation. That guy deserves actual jail time.

    • @Mushess
      @Mushess ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely, and the woman who got decades for wanting a pedophile dead. Sounds like the fucked up judicial system

    • @ShaquilIeOneaI
      @ShaquilIeOneaI ปีที่แล้ว +258

      Yeah and the old lady having a mid life crises got 7-20 years of prison...

    • @ShiftSupervisor
      @ShiftSupervisor ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Remember the type of circles people like that are in. That shit goes all the way up to the top.

    • @flexinclouds
      @flexinclouds ปีที่แล้ว +247

      ​@@ShaquilIeOneaI Exactly. I just commented the same thing. She was trying to erase her pedo ex & gets 7-20yrs..
      But the sick f*ck wanting highschool girls strangled for a sexual fetish, gets probation.🤦‍♂️

    • @bored588
      @bored588 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flexinclouds well, looks to me like those 2 examples share a similar subject, and it also looks like Epstein didnt kill himself

  • @MercuryLuke
    @MercuryLuke ปีที่แล้ว +5048

    The fact some serious websites do barely any good but a joke website saved hundreds of dozens of lives 💀

    • @MercuryLuke
      @MercuryLuke ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Dang this rlly blew up

    • @averagemike2171
      @averagemike2171 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@Golfbobfor a random ass comment it did blow up. Idk how him mentioning that offended you, weird behavior.

    • @RevenantNeverDies
      @RevenantNeverDies ปีที่แล้ว +56

      common joke website W

    • @MrAnimations14
      @MrAnimations14 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ⁠@@averagemike2171doesn’t seem that he was offended but more like saying 78 likes isn’t that much and tbh he’s kinda right

    • @AndrewKidd14145
      @AndrewKidd14145 ปีที่แล้ว

      It didn’t save lives because it was a fake site. If the site was to intercept and make the actual hit not happen than it would save lives. A hit man isn’t available online ever. It’s a 1 to 1 conversation with the hitman.

  • @SakuraAsranArt
    @SakuraAsranArt ปีที่แล้ว +2317

    Colton Beal, the kid that was into strangulation, probably would have gone on to become a serial killer or something if it wasn't for Bob and his parody site. Bob is truly one of the good ones!

    • @califbob1
      @califbob1 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Thank you!

    • @UramiLamb
      @UramiLamb ปีที่แล้ว +50

      What a G
      (What are the odds, my name is Colton too! No urges to strangle here though!)

    • @BumboLooks
      @BumboLooks ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Serial killers in developed countries generally aren't that stupid though.

    • @d1kgaws12
      @d1kgaws12 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      The not-as-bad-but-still-bad outcome is him becoming a fetish artist.

    • @BumboLooks
      @BumboLooks ปีที่แล้ว

      @@d1kgaws12 You hit the nail on the head. That is the most likely outcome. He was extremely low IQ with weird fetishes.
      Perfect furaffinity, discord, 4chan, deviantart marterial.

  • @Andreas-gh6is
    @Andreas-gh6is ปีที่แล้ว +316

    He should put a price estimator on the page. The price gets lower when they put in details or check boxes like "target is a pedophile". That would be both hilarious and encourage the idiots to put in more info.

  • @commentaccessories
    @commentaccessories ปีที่แล้ว +786

    i don't know what's worse, the fact that so many people are willing to hire hitmen to begin with or that so many people are dumb and desperate enough to fall for such an obvious prank site attempting to do it.

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg ปีที่แล้ว +78

      The first part is way worse. Someone not being intelligent is okay. Someone being pure evil is not.

    • @Kain_the
      @Kain_the ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Ty-vj4wg you just cant be both at the same time thats how you get caught 😔

    • @fransindongo3207
      @fransindongo3207 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait... you mean the whole site is a prank...?

    • @elephantman6117
      @elephantman6117 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fransindongo3207 No, of course not. It's a 100% legit as well as its senior citizen discounts. YES, IT'S A DAMN PRANK!!!!

  • @HorrorCoffee
    @HorrorCoffee ปีที่แล้ว +1047

    i'am a bit worried for Bob. His name is out there and linked to the website and i'd imagine some of these loons would want revenge. Imagine having a guy (self)titled "The Reaper" hunting for You. Hopefully Bob stays safe!

    • @Guido_RAH
      @Guido_RAH ปีที่แล้ว +600

      I genuinely appreciate your concern and trust me when I say I'm fully aware, and prepared, for the potential for retaliation.

    • @zaer-ezart
      @zaer-ezart ปีที่แล้ว +216

      ​@@Guido_RAHOh wow it's really you. Keep up the good work mate. You're making the world a better place one criminal at a time

    • @HorrorCoffee
      @HorrorCoffee ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@Guido_RAH Good to hear that. Do take care!

    • @-Teague-
      @-Teague- ปีที่แล้ว +62

      ​@@Guido_RAHstay safe out there! Keep fighting the good fight!

    • @alexnicolaou3579
      @alexnicolaou3579 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Guido_RAH Keep up the amazing work.. Guido 😉. i wonder whether site "footfall" has increased or decreased due to the publicity in the last 3 or so years.. don't you get even more "troll" requests noawadays, making it harder to sieve through the emails and recognise the actual true ones?

  • @sergiofernandez7318
    @sergiofernandez7318 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    Its like that operation of giving out free football tickets to people with warrants and arresting them when they show up to get them

    • @hicknopunk
      @hicknopunk ปีที่แล้ว +68

      In the 80s here is was free VCRs. 😅

    • @STV-H4H
      @STV-H4H ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Except better😂

    • @truthseeker3909
      @truthseeker3909 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Are a free boat. Like they did on the simpsons

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Except accepting free football tickets on itself isn't illegal

    • @crimesforkibble6912
      @crimesforkibble6912 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Back when 3D TVs were the big thing a buddy of mine got a letter saying congratulations you've won a 3d tv home entertainment center come to said place to pick it up when he went there they nabbed him 😂

  • @cookiemaster537
    @cookiemaster537 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    As a kid I thought it was a government trap to catch potential criminals and was scared the government has saved my ip address and placed me on a watchlist when i visited the site

    • @allurajane4979
      @allurajane4979 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      i mean it kind of is lmao

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Turns out you were kinda close 😅

  • @coconutcore
    @coconutcore ปีที่แล้ว +2161

    “Bob had aspirations to become a pro penetrator.”
    Don’t we all. Sadly only some of us can reach such a level of skill.

    • @barneyisfat7715
      @barneyisfat7715 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      3 milimeter destroyer

    • @morticiaheisenberg9679
      @morticiaheisenberg9679 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @KunzLevi
      @KunzLevi ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😔

    • @coconutcore
      @coconutcore ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@KunzLevi *Patpat*
      There there. I know. It’s hard when there’s a size requirement, but we can still do our best in the small leagues.

    • @barneyisfat7715
      @barneyisfat7715 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@coconutcore what rank are you? I’m in the small leagues still

  • @Buford_T_Justice1
    @Buford_T_Justice1 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    “The Reaper” made my spine collapse from pure cringe.
    Thanks Wavy.

    • @Caribbean-Man
      @Caribbean-Man ปีที่แล้ว +33

      *soul gets removed from the cycle of reincarnation because of cringe*
      thats how I felt.

    • @YESITSWILL
      @YESITSWILL ปีที่แล้ว

      Not sure what he being charged with. Applying for a job as a Hit Man is not a crime. Setting up the fake scenario by the FBI is entrapment. Unless his attorney is my cousin Vinny he'll probably get a walk.

    • @Guido_RAH
      @Guido_RAH ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "Angry Cops" YT Channel did a great video on the TN Air National Guardsman. His name is not the REAPER, but now is referred to as MILK.

    • @stevewilliams2895
      @stevewilliams2895 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      there is a real special operations sniper who goes by "the reaper", nick irving. difference is thats an actual scary dude, hes got something like 100 confirmed combat kills iirc

    • @DKF_oli
      @DKF_oli ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@stevewilliams2895is it possible to do stolen valor even within the armed forces? Lol

  • @mattdixon5699
    @mattdixon5699 ปีที่แล้ว +1649

    As an Italian I am highly offended by the fact his fake name is Italian, like we are all a part of the mob or something. Now if you excuse me I have to go call some people about having to call some people about having some things taken care of.

    • @Guido_RAH
      @Guido_RAH ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Please sit down Matt. Fanelli happens to be the family name of my late grandfather.

    • @garushkahn5857
      @garushkahn5857 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ..yo.. i got ya call

    • @mikehunt3688
      @mikehunt3688 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Mama Mia, that's-a-spicy-a-meatball

    • @dextersynesterformerlysorb5334
      @dextersynesterformerlysorb5334 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Guido_RAH please sit down Guido, this was a light hearted sarcastic comment.

    • @realMoMoPuFF
      @realMoMoPuFF ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I bet he even likes pineapple on pizza 💀

  • @DrMemeD302
    @DrMemeD302 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I love how the people who were ready to pay to have someone or multiple people killed were sentenced to like 30 months probation or a couple years in jail but the one guy looking for a job gets up to 10 years in prison.

    • @rayhem
      @rayhem 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      i was thinking that too, but then when the video shared that he said he enjoys killing and wants to do it more, that made it seem less like "i need a well-paying job to support my kid" and more "i'm a psychopath that enjoys murdering and if i can get money for it that's even better"

    • @jessewilliams6459
      @jessewilliams6459 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@rayhem That part went right over my head, past-rayhem. Hello from the future.

  • @Kramerica962
    @Kramerica962 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    I remember first finding this website in the earlier 2000's and it became a dare/joke among my friend group. We would submit "hits" to this place all the damn time assuming it was a big bullshit joke site. Never got any emails back so I assume our submissions were insane enough that they knew it was kids messing around.

    • @maxjayvious
      @maxjayvious ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You mean the later 2000’s?

    • @Guido_RAH
      @Guido_RAH ปีที่แล้ว +214

      My "bullish" filter is pretty finely tuned and I'm sure that was just the case. Lots of kids mess around. You'd be surprised at how many requests are received for Sponge Bob, Walter White, Ben Dover, Mike Hunt, and others.

    • @andyhayward1261
      @andyhayward1261 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Guido_RAH oh shit you the guy with the website?

    • @DrunkQueer
      @DrunkQueer ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@Guido_RAHCan you kill my ex cat? He ran away a few weeks back and I found him living with another family a few houses down. I took care of that cat for years and he just up and left me for another family with no explanation. Not even a meow.

    • @grey3414
      @grey3414 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      ​@@Guido_RAHIf you have the time, can you please make videos like "story-time" about some crazy and/or funny submissions you got? I mean, obviously people are more interested now 😂

  • @Nerdtendo6366
    @Nerdtendo6366 ปีที่แล้ว +2882

    This season of Rent-A-Girlfriend is way better than the last. 10/10

    • @sirosagaming8228
      @sirosagaming8228 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Didn't Luigi have a card for them in the old super Rambo bros flash game.

    • @bestjenkins2165
      @bestjenkins2165 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Im so dam slow! It took me 5 minutes to get the joke😂

    • @stefanarlio1579
      @stefanarlio1579 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Finally, a reason to watch the show, can't wait for Rent-A-Attorney

    • @cohengamertv6548
      @cohengamertv6548 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Cant wait for rent-a-cellmate

    • @gamerchosis6666
      @gamerchosis6666 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cohengamertv6548nah you don’t rent a cellmate……your cellmate rents you and sells you for a few cigarettes afterwards

  • @birisuandrei1551
    @birisuandrei1551 ปีที่แล้ว +5371

    I hope the police are actually paying this guy since he's so efficient at catching killers 😂

    • @garvindean6443
      @garvindean6443 ปีที่แล้ว +465

      Since he's looking for donation on his website I think not

    • @birisuandrei1551
      @birisuandrei1551 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@garvindean6443 that sucks since he has to pay for the website...the world isn't always fair I guess...

    • @mangotail6808
      @mangotail6808 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      I kept having the same thought in my head, does he get paid? i hope so and i hope they pay him well for this gig 😄

    • @user-fe8gx3ie5v
      @user-fe8gx3ie5v ปีที่แล้ว +160

      They're not enabling vigilante justice or paying informants unless it's like an FBI most wanted guy.

    • @user-xl5kd6il6c
      @user-xl5kd6il6c ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-fe8gx3ie5v They hire ethots for propaganda on Instagram, so I'm pretty sure they have the funds for paying informants of actual cases

  • @mtt0508
    @mtt0508 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    My criminal law professor introduced us all to this website at the beginning of the class, and it was so tempting to use it as a joke, and I am still very tempted.

  • @stickysweet1084
    @stickysweet1084 ปีที่แล้ว +1363

    You got to be a special kind of person to think that websites is legit. They're definitely the type to believe those " Hot single mills in your area!" ads.

    • @SheagleArk
      @SheagleArk ปีที่แล้ว +402

      I wish there were hot single mills in my area. As a machinist, mills are pricy.

    • @clvrswine
      @clvrswine ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SheagleArk For sure. I need websites that is legit for flour. None in my area! I need hot mills!

    • @PongoDaMan
      @PongoDaMan ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@SheagleArkI wonder what kinda deal he's getting

    • @SmurfySmurf12345
      @SmurfySmurf12345 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SheagleArk LOL!

    • @robloxarchiver
      @robloxarchiver ปีที่แล้ว +119

      i love mills!!!

  • @Wulfdane
    @Wulfdane ปีที่แล้ว +785

    What started out as a joke, turned out to save lives. I feel sorry for the people who were targeted, it’s hard to imagine family or anyone for that matter wanting you dead.

    • @Wolf-sh9ze
      @Wolf-sh9ze ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ☠️

    • @mingchenwei1978
      @mingchenwei1978 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Eh not all the victims. One of them was a predator so

    • @transsnack
      @transsnack ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@mingchenwei1978based on the testimony of someone who he owed a lot of money to. I hate to say it, but she could have just been trying to justify the killing to the potential killer. It's impossible to say if he was a pedo or not based on this alone.

    • @aesthetix3398
      @aesthetix3398 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mingchenwei1978idc how bad a person is, nobody should ever be killed unless they tried to kill you.

    • @mingchenwei1978
      @mingchenwei1978 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@aesthetix3398 Ok, be a saint, nobody cares. Want a cookie for how good you are?

  • @hedgehog3180
    @hedgehog3180 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    This is like the opposite of scam emails that are intentionally poorly written in order to filter out those who wouldn't fall for it.

    • @official-obama
      @official-obama ปีที่แล้ว +51

      it's basically the same, but good instead of bad

    • @youtube-kit9450
      @youtube-kit9450 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's literally the same thing, except used for good.

    • @SlimeBlueMS
      @SlimeBlueMS ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's what the guy said

    • @asrr62
      @asrr62 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lmao the FBI has some money for me but I gotta pay them!? Lol.

  • @SHMOUSEY86
    @SHMOUSEY86 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I love that he made the website so damn satirical. Makes it so he's not only catching criminals, but he's also exposing them very publicly for being flat out stupid.
    If that's not justice then idk what is.

  • @dustyc324
    @dustyc324 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Friends daughter tried to hire a hitman on her 18th birthday for revenge on a BF being killed. She got 7 years. Around 5 years later, a guy caught for another crime confessed to killing her bf at random. The guy she tried to kill didnt like her bf but had nothing to do with his death. It was random by someone unknown to the victim. She tried to have an innocent person killed using Craigslist. The actual killer told the cops all the details to the previous unresolved murder, date, location. He wasnt even asked, just told them during questioning for his other crime.

    • @UnprofessionalProfessor
      @UnprofessionalProfessor ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Women ☕

    • @flarestorm9417
      @flarestorm9417 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      So did he tell them out of guilt, or was he bragging? I assume it's the former, because of how much detail he went into. Maybe he thought they already knew or something, or that they would find out eventually, so he just told on himself?
      Obviously, it's horrible that her BF was killed like that, but that's a prime example of why vigilante justice is something to be avoided if possible. All it takes is one crazy or reckless person to make a bad call or go overboard.

    • @yourlocalfestivefurry354
      @yourlocalfestivefurry354 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      "we know you took the lipgloss this isn't a big deal just a fine and a few days in jail"
      "I killed a man on 19/09/2015 on gravel drive in new york"

    • @MrDanielcesar
      @MrDanielcesar ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yourlocalfestivefurry354 lmao

    • @phatnana2379
      @phatnana2379 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ​@@flarestorm9417he likely knew he was going down for the crime (probably murder) he was currently in custody for and figured he might as well confess to gain favor/leniency with the police and DA

  • @bigvjkvdabloominberries7850
    @bigvjkvdabloominberries7850 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    The guy applying for a job as a killer is probably the most hilarious out of all of these LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @laeamminlakana-matt5692
      @laeamminlakana-matt5692 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah imagine thinking finding something like that on the surface web is possible. I thought there was a bottom limit to a military hire's IQ... He must have practiced for the exam or something 😂

    • @IWontBuy-RP
      @IWontBuy-RP ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@laeamminlakana-matt5692Depends on your rank I suppose, they can get quite smart (usually). Not this guy though lmao

    • @gunner2321
      @gunner2321 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro thinks he’s Barry

    • @laeamminlakana-matt5692
      @laeamminlakana-matt5692 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IWontBuy-RP I mean yes, that waz the point, they are literally the only profession on the world with a directly defined bottom IQ rating. Sure IQ is just about logical thinking and pattern finding, but it's still a key defining part of human intelligence.
      This is not to say you can become CEO of a giga corporation with an IQ of 75, just that the U.S. Military has an established bottom limit, unlike warehouse, factory or cashier work.

  • @ShepardDrake
    @ShepardDrake ปีที่แล้ว +819

    Imagine being in the Air National Guard and claiming your military experience is "shooting" and "killing the marked target" 🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

    • @califbob1
      @califbob1 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      He was referring to his COD skills.

    • @jaked9538
      @jaked9538 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I thought the same thing💀 the kid just went to a boring building once a month on weekends and tries to say hes some "badass" killer😭

    • @paraphilicanalysis1737
      @paraphilicanalysis1737 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It really is hilarious. However, it’s definitely good he got caught at this point, because it’s better than him murdering someone as a police officer

    • @cksupreme
      @cksupreme ปีที่แล้ว +16

      His airmen buddies might call him the "Reaper", but his Army buddies call him "POG".

    • @Guido_RAH
      @Guido_RAH ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cksupreme LOL! And @AngryCops calls him "Milk" - because his thin mustache looks like a milkstache.

  • @quntface1518
    @quntface1518 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "Remember, don't kill the baby"
    There's something do morbidly funny about this.

  • @somedude8380
    @somedude8380 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    the fact that you were able to say "bob had aspirations to become a pro penetrator" with a straight face amazes me

    • @johnwalsh-m1t
      @johnwalsh-m1t ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What a chat up line! Hey baby, guess what I do for a living....😂😂😂

    • @kelvinlin8677
      @kelvinlin8677 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that single line could have sound so wrong if it was used without context 😂😂😂

  • @AwfullWaffle
    @AwfullWaffle ปีที่แล้ว +315

    It’s hilarious to watch the guy who runs it give interviews. He always looks like he’s shocked by the amount of people that think it’s real and the requests he gets.

    • @schemar17
      @schemar17 ปีที่แล้ว

      Humans suck

    • @ainzooalgown3927
      @ainzooalgown3927 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Human stupidity knows no boundaries.

    • @flarestorm9417
      @flarestorm9417 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It's like when you engage in something ironically, then you find one person that takes it entirely seriously and the mood shifts real-fast.

    • @Guido_RAH
      @Guido_RAH ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I'm not terribly shocked anymore after the Jazmin Paez ordeal in Florida. That really just angered me beyond belief.

    • @Komotau4691
      @Komotau4691 ปีที่แล้ว

      He just wanted some attention in media :D

  • @agentmueller
    @agentmueller ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I love the Air Force boot acting like he’s Rambo and a pure bred killing machine. I bet he was on a range with live fire for a single day and now he’s the punisher

    • @TeddyLovesAxl
      @TeddyLovesAxl ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Veteran here 👋🏻 💀 😂

    • @KlodFather
      @KlodFather ปีที่แล้ว

      Who knows. He might be really good and dangerous. Crack Pots are usually good at their fetish craft. One weird $#&@ that I ran into one time told me that when he was in the war, he liked to hack off the arms legs and heads and sew them back on the corpse in the wrong places and let the enemy find them. THe steel in that guys eyes told me that he was not lying and that he enjoyed it. He is not the dude you want to cross up or mistreat his niece or granddaughter. Like I said, there are some real weird and dangerous characters out there.

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TeddyLovesAxlOk?

    • @DONKFORTRESS6956
      @DONKFORTRESS6956 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      probably handles recoil like a toddler walking a pitbull

    • @pizzlerot2730
      @pizzlerot2730 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Air Guardsman even 💀

  • @barrytheberrylovingbear-vk5mz
    @barrytheberrylovingbear-vk5mz ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Bob has my utmost respect. Turning in criminals, and using a sense of humor in the process. And, good god, these people are stupid if they didn’t realize it was a joke.

  • @jasoncreamer5747
    @jasoncreamer5747 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I imagine that someone somewhere in law enforcement suggested such a scheme as a sting operation to catch potential murderers and that someone probably got laughed out of the room for suggesting such a stupid thing. Little did they know.

    • @iluvpandas2755
      @iluvpandas2755 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice profile poc

    • @albingrahn5576
      @albingrahn5576 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are fake websites like these called "honeypots" made by law enforcement agencies to catch criminals so the idea is not that far fetched, but they are generally only found on the dark web though.

    • @mintsmooth860
      @mintsmooth860 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      most of the hitman websites on the dark web are exactly that so no

  • @Xylus.
    @Xylus. ปีที่แล้ว +300

    There had to be at least one day where Bob looked at his website and thought, "this is a failure". Little did he know

    • @Guido_RAH
      @Guido_RAH ปีที่แล้ว +65

      It's truly crossed my mind.

    • @IWontBuy-RP
      @IWontBuy-RP ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Guido_RAHwait, you’re him LOL! Thank you for your service 😅

    • @Guido_RAH
      @Guido_RAH ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@IWontBuy-RP I appreciate it and thanks bro!

    • @KyleGD
      @KyleGD ปีที่แล้ว

      nice @@Guido_RAH

  • @HeroofInsanity
    @HeroofInsanity ปีที่แล้ว +276

    This dude turned a parody website into the ultimate weapon against stupid evil.

  • @epic-rice
    @epic-rice ปีที่แล้ว +334

    i feel so bad for bob. the more the articles link the website, the more troll emails appear... he has to read a lot.

    • @dfeclvdfvkmrfkmjlfcxe
      @dfeclvdfvkmrfkmjlfcxe ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Don't feel bad he's probably glad about it the site is a joke after all and the more days he gets by without seeing actual hit and requests the better

    • @lmao2302
      @lmao2302 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      He made an entire satire website. He's probably a big fan of at least a lil trolling.

    • @larsthememelord3383
      @larsthememelord3383 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      he probaly got told to off mike hawk plenty of times

    • @Guido_RAH
      @Guido_RAH ปีที่แล้ว +34

      As the webmaster of said site, it's funny you should say that, but I have a close friend in the Cyber Investigation arena and he likened the website to "trolling for justice" - the site that enables the trash to take themselves out. I whole heartedly agree with his description.

    • @youtube-kit9450
      @youtube-kit9450 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh. He probably prefers reading 50 troll submissions than having to read the absolutely evil people wanting to have neighbours bombed and shot over a bit of gossip.
      And the troll submissions probably are made quite obvious cuz none of the trolls want to be fucked by the police, and if he doesn't feel like reading them, he can go on.

  • @Crizzly122
    @Crizzly122 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I've heard Josiah's story before, but I'm still in absolute shock the dude said "put me in coach" to who he thought was a mob boss looking for hitmen

  • @crowningchristopher8273
    @crowningchristopher8273 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Bob is totally laughing at the fact that he can force people such as yourself to say "Pro Penentrator"

    • @califbob1
      @califbob1 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I sure am! I’m also updated my resume accordingly.

  • @MrAnonymousization
    @MrAnonymousization ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Had to donate $10 to the website after watching this. The guy is a hero.

    • @Shothii
      @Shothii ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You can donate to it? Man, Im about to run up the card

    • @Lobos222
      @Lobos222 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Shothii FBI! Open up, freeze mother Fer! :D

    • @mewity
      @mewity ปีที่แล้ว +14

      you can donate to the guy? bouta empty my wallet

    • @2validfernandez691
      @2validfernandez691 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      nobody asked bro now leave

    • @2validfernandez691
      @2validfernandez691 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Shothii bro whatever

  • @attemptedunkindness3632
    @attemptedunkindness3632 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    If Doordash keeps adding service fees I'm going to start having these rental hitmen deliver my takeout for me just to save some money.

  • @MRJMXHD
    @MRJMXHD ปีที่แล้ว +1743

    Colton got off way too easy in my opinion. That's a serial killer in the making -- he should never be let out of jail.

    • @nitebreak
      @nitebreak ปีที่แล้ว +214

      agreed, he’s a sexual predator too.

    • @katherinesmallbean3594
      @katherinesmallbean3594 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Absolutely. Theres prolly people out there who would say "oh but he's only 18, give him another chance!" but NO. I am 18 and he is *INSANE* and should know better.

    • @d1kgaws12
      @d1kgaws12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@katherinesmallbean3594 also when he becomes a serial killer, some dumb mofos will fantasize them.

    • @totallyreyalfactsfsfs
      @totallyreyalfactsfsfs ปีที่แล้ว

      13:56 thank god the image of him used in this video makes him look like a huge idiot (a bigger idiot than he already looks like)

    • @ImTakingYouToFlavorTown
      @ImTakingYouToFlavorTown ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yeah there are some people who are just broken and should be tossed into an asylum to get help or end up in a grave before they can really hurt somebody.

  • @PigBoy99
    @PigBoy99 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I still remember an account on Twitter pretending to be agent 47 seeing the guy who signed up to work for the site and saying
    "Thanks for making the rest of us look bad"

  • @BogusNoise
    @BogusNoise ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Solid tip - if asking for someone's proof of them being a good potential hitman... *never* ask for a headshot. Wires get crossed so easily.

    • @Guido_RAH
      @Guido_RAH ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Noted. LOL

  • @steve9473
    @steve9473 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "He tried to apply for a fucking job!!!!!!!" Lmao. That one killed me.

  • @joffles6516
    @joffles6516 ปีที่แล้ว +956

    I kinda want to fill out a joke submission, but at the same time I don’t want to risk getting the fbi alerted

    • @asackboyplush6508
      @asackboyplush6508 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      If you throw in the fact it's a joke you'll probably fine

    • @TotallyCluelessGamer
      @TotallyCluelessGamer ปีที่แล้ว +252

      Fill it out on a boss you can't beat in a game or something. Malenia Blade of Miquella from Elden Ring for a common example.

    • @JorkinDaily247
      @JorkinDaily247 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@TotallyCluelessGamer what if someone starts a service where they send people to your house to beat those bosses?

    • @Shothii
      @Shothii ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@JorkinDaily247 I know what im doing for my university assignment

    • @Frommerman
      @Frommerman ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That's a real thing, but they do it through remote computer access programs. Unfortunately common in Old School Runescape, where there's a best in slot item which requires completing a 1+ hour gauntlet solo, requiring a ton of expensive supplies and gear, and where dying makes you restart the whole thing.

  • @mastercyconide7660
    @mastercyconide7660 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Bob seems like an awesome guy. He's saved lives and has a good sense of humor.

    • @Mantene-m1c
      @Mantene-m1c ปีที่แล้ว +10

      that's not how it goes. it's "bob seems like a great guy. he saves lives and doesnt afraid of anything"

    • @mydrillasanjay5397
      @mydrillasanjay5397 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Mantene-m1cmong

    • @Matheus-ki9zo
      @Matheus-ki9zo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Mantene-m1c
      Bob's a cool guy
      He saevs people and doesn't afraid of anything

  • @philtkaswahl2124
    @philtkaswahl2124 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Human stupidity working in concert with malevolence has caused so much grief it warms the heart to see someone manage to channel that into letting the people doing both screw themselves.

    • @Guido_RAH
      @Guido_RAH ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The website is setup on auto-pilot and it let's the trash takeout itself.

  • @DoubLL
    @DoubLL ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Wow this brings back memories. A friend of mine in middle school discovered the website and showed it off to everyone. Lots of laughs were had by teachers and students alike. 😂

  • @breezywriter6572
    @breezywriter6572 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    3:33 “Bob had aspirations to become a pro penetrator.”
    Yeah, me too, Bob…. Me too 😆😁

    • @califbob1
      @califbob1 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don’t we all?

    • @Sd0k1_ALT
      @Sd0k1_ALT ปีที่แล้ว +5

      me too..

    • @harlannn
      @harlannn ปีที่แล้ว +4

      real

    • @DCcopter
      @DCcopter ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ayo chill

  • @cameronjensen4581
    @cameronjensen4581 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "He tried to apply for a FUCKING Job!"
    Had me on the floor 😂

  • @HutchIsOnYT
    @HutchIsOnYT ปีที่แล้ว +346

    This video really was a hit, man!

    • @doglegs7
      @doglegs7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This is an epic dad joke!

    • @addisonvaughan99
      @addisonvaughan99 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *take my like and leave*

    • @exoZelia
      @exoZelia ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dad log off

    • @rodolfotsang4327
      @rodolfotsang4327 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao

    • @ax3226
      @ax3226 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@addisonvaughan99like my leave and take

  • @prettyclassyladyOG
    @prettyclassyladyOG 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    But does anybody check on the targets? Seems like that would be very unsettling to know somebody wanted to do that to you

    • @theroyaljules39
      @theroyaljules39 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Right? I’m especially thinking about those two high school girls. I had an incident in high school with a male classmate who was obsessed with me and stalking me, but I couldn’t imagine finding out that he tried to hire someone to kill me 😰

    • @Stefan2010a
      @Stefan2010a 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@theroyaljules39 You are a woman, probably deserved

  • @tronaldtv7099
    @tronaldtv7099 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    As someone in the healthcare field I find it hilarious that he parodied HIPAA 🤣

    • @Secretlyanothername
      @Secretlyanothername ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That detail was amazing. I wonder if it's also GDPR compliant?

  • @ClampyStew
    @ClampyStew ปีที่แล้ว +279

    this is the greatest backfire of all time

    • @Austin_Red
      @Austin_Red ปีที่แล้ว +15

      this is now a moist critikal video

    • @assadsmagicalmysterytour
      @assadsmagicalmysterytour ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Moist critical is so cringe

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@assadsmagicalmysterytour
      "Black people"
      - ​assadsmagicalmysterytour on The Popeyes Chicken Murderer video
      I just think this is a little humourous

    • @Guido_RAH
      @Guido_RAH ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As the Webmaster of said site, I consider it "TROLLING FOR JUSTICE" and let the trash take themselves out!

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Guido_RAH I did penetration testing in the Army, and I still love your original concept of the site, but I admit, this is so much better.
      Good on you, man!

  • @wist.
    @wist. ปีที่แล้ว +58

    me and my girlfriend were on a call compltely sleep deprived once and we were so concerned about this website. eventually i reached out to them for help with a prank i was pulling on a certain website and they actually responded with a polite decline (as was unfortunately expected). theyre still perfectly active and its so cool that this is what they do with the website

  • @Jay34222
    @Jay34222 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    plot twist: bob was actually an hit man but he throws couple of he's costomer so he doesn't get caught

  • @davicl3s548
    @davicl3s548 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    Who else as a kid thought the dark web was just the internet with dark mode turned on and you were allowed to do anything you wanted lmao

    • @greatwave2480
      @greatwave2480 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      I legit thought the incognito mode was the dark web....

    • @sydliminal
      @sydliminal ปีที่แล้ว +179

      it's like the modern-day version of hearing "black market" as a kid and imagining a physical marketplace with a bunch of different vendors and the like lol

    • @Croober76
      @Croober76 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I thought it was a website to a different websites as a kid

    • @sunflower8227
      @sunflower8227 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@sydliminal
      that's me, the image still comes to mind of black stands at night.

    • @noelvalenzarro
      @noelvalenzarro ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How old are you?

  • @bhoolplaylist5091
    @bhoolplaylist5091 ปีที่แล้ว +2583

    If you fall for these websites that means that natural selection still exists😂. Thank God.

    • @JK-gm6kk
      @JK-gm6kk ปีที่แล้ว

      We probably just see more stupidity now than when we were less connected. But sometimes it feels like now more than ever natural selection is a thing

    • @Ryan83728
      @Ryan83728 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      honestly that term gets overused but this website is like putting people that should be in a group home in jail

    • @Unholy_Louie
      @Unholy_Louie ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @muhelectionwasstolen7253 Yeah... That's common knowledge dude.

    • @kevinrosario8363
      @kevinrosario8363 ปีที่แล้ว

      And thank goodness they are that stupid. If they were smarter innocents could have died. Shits wild

    • @UnprofessionalProfessor
      @UnprofessionalProfessor ปีที่แล้ว +84

      ​@muhelectionwasstolen7253"I won't say how I know for legal reasons" lol you're 12😂😂😂

  • @whiteblacklight9603
    @whiteblacklight9603 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    The moral of the story is if you want something done, you gotta do it yourself.

    • @elahdivad3433
      @elahdivad3433 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Hol up?

    • @pogggaming4470
      @pogggaming4470 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Harvey Dent, is that you?

    • @DIRTkat_ofc
      @DIRTkat_ofc ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And also don't be dumb on the internet apparently

    • @hackking911
      @hackking911 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But that was Josiah's motto

    • @rizzakizzakari
      @rizzakizzakari 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@@elahdivad3433

  • @ewsome322
    @ewsome322 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    love seeing the segments on videos being the most replayed right after the ad read is done

  • @ssigeon
    @ssigeon ปีที่แล้ว +144

    i’m so tempted to send a joke report by saying there’s a roach in my house or something.. but i don’t want to risk anything or flood the form inbox with jokes when they’re actually using it to find criminals

    • @zerotwoisreal
      @zerotwoisreal ปีที่แล้ว +10

      the link is broken, the form doesn't work :(

    • @BLAZEINATOR253
      @BLAZEINATOR253 ปีที่แล้ว

      i just sent one in @@zerotwoisreal

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ​@@zerotwoisrealYeah, the history of Rent-A-Hitman might be ending soon because their website host has pulled out on them.

    • @d1kgaws12
      @d1kgaws12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wouldn’t do it.

    • @d1kgaws12
      @d1kgaws12 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drpibisback7680 hope new ones are being created.

  • @TheRealRusDaddy
    @TheRealRusDaddy ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Ironicaly sending these people to prison is probably putting them in closer contact with actual literal hitmen then they ever came close to looking online

    • @user-ik7vm1kt6q
      @user-ik7vm1kt6q ปีที่แล้ว +15

      they just wanna put the bad guys out of sight & don't care if they get rehabilitated or not...

    • @emorynguyen1583
      @emorynguyen1583 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro why are their sentences so short they literally tried to murder ppl and they’re going to be released in like a decade only

  • @hannahb2306
    @hannahb2306 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The guy telling the site his nickname is reaper took me out

    • @joshdavis5991
      @joshdavis5991 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thankfully he never managed to take anyone out….

    • @blvalverde
      @blvalverde ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Only successful hit of his "career"

  • @Sunshineattacks3
    @Sunshineattacks3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    15:16 hear me out if Wendy was telling her the truth I’m not mad at her

  • @gentensworld
    @gentensworld ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Bob serves as an earnest glimmer of hope in an age where there are obviously people who genuinely want to harm others for the most insignificant reasons. The Colton Beall case made me sick to my f*cking stomach and I'm glad that there just so happens to be a (rather comical) avenue of catching these stupid shitbags.

    • @Guido_RAH
      @Guido_RAH ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well stated! Thank you!!

    • @dragonxev1144
      @dragonxev1144 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Imagine you and your friend dying solely so someone could get their rocks off once, or worse, multiple times

    • @Guido_RAH
      @Guido_RAH ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dragonxev1144 Colton is a sick and twisted young man and I hope he gets the psych help he needs. His intended victims refused to testify in this case. Weird.

    • @d1kgaws12
      @d1kgaws12 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What truly disturbed me is that these attempted victims would be DEAD if the callers got lucky and called a legitimate hitman service. That means two high school girls would DIE just because the wrong person happened to think of them as attractive, and many more would die over the pettiest of reasons.
      If everyone online was like these depraved solicitors I would’ve been dead long ago, and so would most people on the internet.

    • @Guido_RAH
      @Guido_RAH ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@d1kgaws12 That thought is not lost on me either. If I didn't get the request, someone else may have and results may vary.

  • @Nerdtendo6366
    @Nerdtendo6366 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Bob just looks like he would be into computers

    • @Seattletyy93
      @Seattletyy93 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "I betcha didn't know this about the Google homepage"
      "Cool, Dad. Can I go back to playing Fortnite"

    • @IanThatMetalBassist
      @IanThatMetalBassist ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He kinda looks like John McAfee

    • @Guido_RAH
      @Guido_RAH ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Not sure how you figured that out. I still play the original DOOM.

    • @hmmmmmmmmmm6868
      @hmmmmmmmmmm6868 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Guido_RAH not sure if you're actually the guy behind this, but if you are, I just wanted to say you're fucking awesome

    • @Guido_RAH
      @Guido_RAH ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@hmmmmmmmmmm6868 - yeah, it's me! And thanks!

  • @leotrollstoy2351
    @leotrollstoy2351 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Kinda love this idea. Even the Nigerian email scam works sometimes, cool to see people going after the malicious idiots.

    • @Stefan2010a
      @Stefan2010a 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You mean righteous idiots?

  • @DaLoveDonkey69420
    @DaLoveDonkey69420 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Imagine calling the cops
    "yes 911 how may I help you"
    "Yea Hi, I have a website where you rent hitman and.."
    "You have a WHAT!?"
    "Hear me out"
    "Oh you have my full attention sir."

  • @dooooooomed4182
    @dooooooomed4182 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    I could actually see them making a comedic true story movie about this.

    • @califbob1
      @califbob1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Working on it. Hey Quentin Tarantino, are you up for some fun?

    • @jeremybottoms7619
      @jeremybottoms7619 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​@@califbob1there's been three people in this committee section claiming to be Bob and your the one with the least subs stop lieing

    • @califbob1
      @califbob1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeremybottoms7619 - @califbob1 is actually my alternate account, but thanks for checking on that.

    • @diablo.the.cheater
      @diablo.the.cheater ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jeremybottoms7619 He is not claiming to be him, he is roleplaying to be him as a joke.

    • @stingersplash
      @stingersplash ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guaranteed to star Seth Rogen as the site owner. He will do anything for money.

  • @meligoth
    @meligoth ปีที่แล้ว +156

    As a veteran I can confidently say that nobody gets a cool nickname for doing well at the range.

    • @apexberserker3057
      @apexberserker3057 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      How much you wanna bet he got the nickname reaper by tripping on a scythe or something?

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly!

    • @TeddyLovesAxl
      @TeddyLovesAxl ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Veteran here 👋🏻 U are correct! Thank you for your service 🫡🇺🇸

    • @ax3226
      @ax3226 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Veteran of what! Killing innocent people

    • @meligoth
      @meligoth ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ax3226 what if I am, what are you gonna do about it, punk?

  • @MrSwagger674
    @MrSwagger674 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Most videos like this have annoying narration. You are clear and your sentences flow smoothly. You’re not super monotone or nun. Ain’t even watch 5 mins yet and you one of my favs. Subbed💪🏾💯

  • @CaptainBilbee
    @CaptainBilbee ปีที่แล้ว +229

    If it’s this fake and obvious and you still fall for it… you might deserve what you get coming

    • @hoshikyu
      @hoshikyu ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *do deserve

    • @via45
      @via45 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tbh killing someone is a very dumb thing to do

    • @zerotwoisreal
      @zerotwoisreal ปีที่แล้ว

      how would you fall for it if you can't even fill out the form the link doesn't work ( i was gonna do it as a joke)

    • @hoshikyu
      @hoshikyu ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zerotwoisreal not really sure who'd find it funny, but okay.

    • @zerotwoisreal
      @zerotwoisreal ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hoshikyu i would find it funny

  • @caorlimoes
    @caorlimoes ปีที่แล้ว +120

    the josiah case is so fucking funny imagine being the fbi agent who had to act like he was hiring him

  • @nonAehT
    @nonAehT ปีที่แล้ว +30

    the most depressing thing about Josiah Garcia is, that once he goes to jail for trying to be a hitman, there he will get the real job offers to start his career once he's out lol

  • @THATBLUEBLAZER
    @THATBLUEBLAZER 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    “Serious as a heart attack”
    💀

  • @PorkShark
    @PorkShark ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I wonder how the 911 call sounded like, "Soooo I own a website for people to rent hitmen..."

  • @abaconhair-other3324
    @abaconhair-other3324 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Bob had aspiration to become a pro penetrator" HAD ME DYING LMAO

  • @MsBrynnElizabeth
    @MsBrynnElizabeth ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I still can’t believe that 18 year old tried to use the site to hire someone to murder her toddler.
    What the fvck is wrong with people in this world?!

    • @danf7411
      @danf7411 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      People don't think end up in a situation they really don't want to be in and do evil to get out of it

    • @chrischriskidnicky6088
      @chrischriskidnicky6088 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danf7411just put your kid up for adoption!

    • @Guido_RAH
      @Guido_RAH ปีที่แล้ว +37

      One month earlier in Storm Lake, Iowa, a 17-year-old ordered a hit on a 7-year-old. The threat was credible and after a very brief investigation, the authorities made an arrest and saved the live of the young child. This kind of thing happens with more and more frequency lately. It's sad!

    • @Nekoszowa
      @Nekoszowa ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's what you get for banning ab ortion.

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@NekoszowaWhat's the difference? both are murders

  • @inkognito3145
    @inkognito3145 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Scary to think how many ex service people are a little bit less stupid and actually become hitmen