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- This is the original archive of The Ricky Gervais shows, dedicated to preserving and enhancing these legendary broadcasts. We’re painstakingly adding proper, time-stamped transcripts to subtitles, detailed track listings and links to the featured music wherever possible as well as segment timestamps, and insights to highlight iconic moments to keep the shows alive. This isn’t one of your copydog, re-heated, tripe and cow heel channels-it’s the original, curated, accessible archive the fans deserve. We want old and new to enjoy and rediscover these beautiful, forgotten classics. Love from Man Moth x
The Ricky Gervais Show Broadcast 14th June 2003.
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K-Man: "You know the sort of things I find incredible..."
Metchant: "...mirrors."
Pudding Brain - Metchant..... Who are you call sad! At least my mother still don’t cut my hair.
Smerch
Mitchell.
Stephen Michelin
one of his best lines
Any else love Steve's high pitched laugh?
Nope.
@@whitedragon9731 got to have yer critics
Eyes bulging with vocal high pitches...
@@whitedragon9731 W⚓.
@@whitedragon9731what’s tomato with you?
"Treatin' Suzanne. Like I do." HA
Such a lucky woman lol.
"She's done alright!" (;
See he likes to brag...
Treated to a box of 80 condoms.
she doesn't like plain chocolate
so i ate them
Say what you will about Steve but he is quick as a whip man. 31:38
“You know what I find incredible-“
“Mirrors”
He's a comedic genius no doubt.
His stand-up funnier than Ricky's
Not really
@@mkenne14I hope you can see the irony in responding with "not really" to someone pointing out clear evidence of Steve coming up with a clever, original response on the spot.
You might not find it funny, but Steve is fast with picking up on cues.
@omikronweapon It's not really clear evidence I've listened to it myself and I didn't think it was funny. You're opinion is different but I don't think he's as 'quick as a whip'. I find his jokes unfunny and usually mean spirited but each to their own.
"You could have brought it in yesterday."
"No I couldn't."
"Why not?"
"I hadn't thought of it."
"Mmm"
always the last chance for rock busters
“I’ll tell you what’s not big and clever. A dwarf with learning difficulties.”
OoooOh CHEEKY... Freak of the WEEK
Instead of being in bed, I recently tried listening to these shows whilst working out. Absolutely impossible.
Lost Dolly amen
I’ll do that sometimes. I usually listen on the tube to pass the time but I get the weirdest looks when I laugh at stuff.
Lost Dolly I tried running to them, couldn’t do it
Push ups is the worst 😂 when Ricky bursts out laughing you lose all strength
I do that but only for 15 minutes on a incline walk on the treadmill
ricky almost accidently swearing is even funnier than him doing it on purpose
Man moth you're a legend.
Like how he's all happy and laughing at the beginning but give it 5 minutes and they try to make him grumpy. Love it!!!
Even less than five minutes!
‘You’re 7 years pregnant’ might be the greatest thing anyone has ever said
Or something...
Or something like tha’
40:45 'I'll never give up on Karl' Now look where Karl has come, Ricky truley delivered on his project for Karl
He really did. He loves Karl so much, it's great.
+Ollied Now he's a nobody again
+k ..How so ????
+k
?
Karl will NEVER be a nobody. Actually no one is a nobody.
I crack up every time karl does the little pause, telling about the monkey with big eyes...Steve...
Rick Waller on a bargain bucket is a hilarious idea from Karl!
even in 2023......you can't complain with such an accurate analogy.
one of the best episodes of the entire series. Karl giggling at the beginning is genius. love falling asleep to these
"I'm guessing you'd be popping in with another hip-hop track full of effing and jeffing."
11:30 Service charge included is WILD. Karls a savage😂
Possibly my favourite episode, it just has everything 😂
I'm starting to think like Karl Pilkington. When he first mentioned the guy with lizard skin, I thought "He could've done that as an Educating Ricky thing and made the teaser headline 'Lizard Skynyrd"
Genius
Steve: "Elton John, you know, who started the biggest selling hit record, didn't he?, off the back of that..."
Karl: "hmmm"
Steve: "I mean so, is he incriminated as well?....
Karl: "if you want" HAHAHAHAHA
Absolutely hilarious!!! XD
“In a weird way, it taught me about all the problems” is criminally overlooked 😆
"What if beadle had popped out and slapped you with his little claw" haha made me chuckle loudly
Hopefully this notification leads to you having another chuckle. Oh and, have a good Christmas, Dean.
I prefer the stuff he does about the wanking claw.
Jeremy beadle's got a bit of arthritis, SLF...
"There's proof of that in this room" is fucking savage! 😂
"He was in Jim?"
Karl tapping on the prizes in anger, "all packed up...here," 49:25, Too funny
I love comments like this that point out subtle funny stuff I didn't notice before even though I've heard these shows several times over.
This is one of my favourite episodes. Too many classic moments
"You're seven years pregnant". Holy fuck Im dying
JockeK holy fuk the comedy character?
nicely done +Rachel Martin! ding dong...
or sumin like that
Chris Peters is that holy fuk again
@@janelane187oh herro!
Awh, the infamous Karl leaving early episode...
Colin Evans need to be shooting off soonish
This is what makes these shows the best ever. I’ve never heard any other radio show in history when someone, not even a real presenter, just announces they need to leave early. Like in a proper job!!
Not to be Confused as when he leaves for Hastings, although I just was and had to skip to ensure that it wasn't that episode, as I've recently listened to on one of those ungodly new 4hr sleep comps. Hate them
@@TheSpyIII just
"So *I* couldn't get to Cornwall tonight if I had to?"
"Well... I've booked it now!"
"What if Beadle had jumped out and slapped you with his little claw" 10:00 made laugh so hard hahaha
Thanks for these moth man, keeping me very entertained at work!
I always love it when there’s a free freak.
"Steve, have you ever splashed-out on a lady?"
xD
Just watched David Brent life on the road. You loyal xfm fans are going to love certain jokes and moments ripped right from these radio shows.
enjoy.
WollongongWacko ho Lee fuk
how can someone dislike these videos
You're obviously not a rich student who left their card in the ATM.
You're not auntie Nora then I take it
You’re not dicky anders
@@kraken589 nah mate. The dick-meister is their biggest fan. He'd never dislike.
You're not Wendy then
"there's a whiff of controversy because Shipman has been mentioned"
This kills me everytime 😄
"Arry The Boneless - you know what you're gonna get".
I've actually found one i haven't heard before. Brilliant!!!
Nearly 20 years on and Columbo is still heavily shown on TV lol.
I agree with Ricky here., it's one of my favorites.
@@Anothet4 Same. I love Columbo!
Ending the show with “there’s proof of that in this room” is just hilarious 😂
I just realized "Steve have you ever splashed out on a lady?" Is innuendo
Mothra Jenkins 😂
Well done
Iv splashed out on a few lady’s...
Face’s...
Alright Columbo.
Pay attention. That's part of it. You'll enjoy it more
I love the sound Ricky makes at 36:05 when he realised what Karl's about to say.
The end tag with Ricky and Steve by themselves slagging off Cornwall is hilarious! 😂
Can I just say, I’ve lived in Cornwall all my life and I drive past the Monkey Sanctuary that Karl’s on about every week on my way to church. I’ve never popped in though, I’ve heard it’s not very good.
Have you been to Flambards though? 😅
@@Sheriff_GrimLaw I have! Do you think that's the amusement place he was on about?
@@AndrewLavers Haha. Me too. Frequently! It's still going isn't it?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that might be the one. It had tanks and the war museum/Victorian village, house of mirrors and I remember all the gnomes too! Must be!
Imagine seeing the little baldy whinging Manc with his parents! 🤣 x
@@maximumbeans9310 Haha. Yeah, I'm still here, brother. Been listening to these shows regularly for a decade now, averaging four per day. They're like medicine to me. I don't know if I should be sectioned or what. x
The flower company conspiracy. Amazing. It's so outlandish that it's got to be true hasn't it?
I can't believe there aren't more comments about it! It's an incredible moment - I've never heard it before. Amazing!
Do you think Elton John was also implicated?
19:52 I love these arbitrary moments where they're so laid paid and no-one is paying attention. Always cracks Ricky up how much of a shambles it is.
The way Karl says 'uh I don't know what it was' at 35:16 is one of my favourite Karl momenets
So so true
“Mirrors” is my fave joke 😂
I love this!!! Best thing ever!!
'went to Russia to do some business'
I love how he always personifies them
"Steve have you ever splashed out on a lady?"
+Eric Hardee 12:50, it just got me again.
Rewarding yourself Merchant 😂 Karl I might have taken something 😂
Lol at Karl.
"I'd let them know, service charge included."
12:50 Steve walked right into that one.
`36:00 ''He's over there in a bucket, having noodles.''
Hehehe! ^^ "No I was just thinkin'.. If you've got a small flat..."
On the shipman rock busters ..."I think me mams mate used to use him" play a record quickly haha.
I have bought a big toblerone for myself
Are you planning to drive to Dundee in your bare feet? x
I fear any toblerone inspired barefooted drive to Dundee could never be planned.
Did it increase your testerone? ;D
@@HopeVJusticeincreased my cholesterol
Found rik waller's TH-cam account
"Ohh .... Rockbusters."
17:15 idk why but this rockbusters jingle kills me.
Nice hawk! (:
this is absolute gold, one of the best 😂
Ha ha he he ho ho...It begins with Karl's giggling. Thought maybe this one would be cheerful. 2 minutes in...and Steve and Karl already in an argument. Love it!
Karl's boy being pregnant was the funniest I've ever heard.
Remember when Steve was annoyed at Karl keeping his 50p change because it's not up to Karl to decide? But it is okay for Steve to decide whether he gets a reward from somebody's bank account.
Christophee1987 I sympathize with Steve on this one. Besides, he took 30 quid from a wealthy trust fund baby as his self determined award for returning the card.
I'm pretty sure Steve is lieing. Cash machines spit cards out after a certain amount of time. If you listen to Steve talk you can tell when he's lieing for humour effect and when he's not. A bit like when he says people returned The Office DVDs because they didn't like them. Total Bs story. The fact you believe them concerns me
@@Crashoverride774 the fact it concerns you concerns me
@@Crashoverride774 though I do agree, Steve doesnt get enough rep for the funny comedic anecdotes he riffs
@@Crashoverride774 the difference being, we can totally see Steve doing this, and it's a HUGE setup for a punchline that isn't very FUNNY either way. It's a cute anecdote but it's really not worth telling unless it's true. There's also way too much defending of his actions and rationalisations for it to be just a funny story. As well as Ricky completely going along with the story, when he knew Steve's habits and sense of humor very well, and being in the room with him, able to see his body language. Neither one laughing for a moment at the other's reaction.
Some jab at the Office DVD's came around just about every other show and is a very recognisable self-insult. We all know that Steve and Ricky are quite proud of the Office, so it's clear sarcasm when they imply it's rubbish. Aside even from the giggling that most always goes along with it. A story where Steve attempts sarcasm/humor at being stingey wouldn't be very clear, because it's well established that he is tight with money, so it would make no comedic sense to make up a story about it. There's no surprise, and therefor no punchline.
Unless you believe that every single bit about the 50p is also made up.
Not to be an asshole but "you can tell" doesn't work as an argument. Because (assuming it WAS a lie) some people can obviously NOT tell from the way he talks.
Long way of saying, I very much doubt it was a lie. (possible though)
'Because you've not slept well since you were 14'
'12'
I love how quickly Karl corrects Ricky
Just the other day I found someone's card at the shops. Could've used paywave to get summit but I just slipped it through the doors of a closed police beat.
I love how chaotic the start of this episode is
Forget flat earth, forget the moon landing - Princess Diana's death was orchestrated by all the flower companies and sir Elton John.
If you want
After so many times round I still don't know all the rockbusters answers.
Anyone notice a splashing sound at 45:33? Wonder what it is 🤔
This is a top 3 episode for sure
31:46 I’m crying 😂 HE was pregnant
And he’s 7 years pregnant
When is the last time Man Moth responded to a comment?
57:02
Oh, ee’s talkin’ about me! I’m a little ‘airy lizard man… on a stick
"You know the sort of things I find incredible."
"Go on."
"Errrmmm..."
"MIRRORS."
59:00 they are abousutly correct about Cornwall 😂
Anybody else listening in 2019?🤗🤗🤗
2021!
Steve: He twisted his ankle and had to be wheeled around in a wheelchair because he went out jogging, stepped on a tin can in the street and fell over.
*Ricky: Who left that there??*
so what about elton john, is he incriminated as well?
'...if you want'
made me laugh out loud on a train today
When Karl backs up Steve with pinching on the open ATM....its just brilliant stuff
"I had a dream about Karl last night... can I sue?" x'D!!
Urm.. why would you dream about me? xD x
xD ok..
+BigJamook Are you trying to pull a girl via TH-cam? xD
+Joey Lock hahaha! through a tube/chube! great reference dude.
We all have dreams about Karl.
Karl is talking about the legendary Viking, Ivor the Boneless; a character brought to live in the show Vikings on amazon prime.
10:30 I remember hearing this go out live and thought: if you had rinsed their account out, they could have argued it was a robbery; cos you took 30 quid out, they wouldn't have been able to claim it back.
that doesn't work.
35:40 they're talking about Ivar The Boneless. Not Harry LMFAO
Not long until the panel have to judge if she's lost her looks or not
Err...right...this is a dark walkway, but there's no M's and O's here.
Movie. Initials A.
Alley N's......Alleyn's.....Aliens.
@@zombiemodeaj This is a desperate feature
@@1984ekulplay a record
stephen you little criminal!!! never suspected that
Little? x
+BigJamook stop leaving kisses...
+Mr Bwabbers Why? x
BigJamook Do it to others if you want, if you reply to me, don't.
+Mr Bwabbers But why not? xx
Steve quipping back Karl with the 'Generous guy' remark then hearing Karls defeated mumble after. 10/10
23:26 "When apes go mental"
The jingle Should Be : ooohhh and the clues Don’t Work! Rock busters!!!
Stab Lady Wife
48:42 what song is that?
Sounds like an advertisement.
Manchester United and moaning
a'ight.
Gerard G. I
Faulty tooth. Forty tooth. Episode 42. Bloody hell that darens good in' he.
Is there anyone else who is baffled by the fact Karl speaks about how Father's Day is a con and that his dad has told him to never get him a card, and then less than five minutes later he tells a story about buying his dad a Father's Day card in WHSmith?
I mean that story could have taken place before his dad became miserable enough to tell him not to buy a card.
I feel like Steve saying the emails complained that it was the worst Rockbusters ever because it was too easy created a supervillain and some of the impossible Rockbusters to come in the future.
Can anyone help me find the episode where after a song plays (I thinks it's Coldplay but I might be wrong) Ricky says really quickly "Coldplay The Scientist on Xfm 104.9 I'm Ricky Gervais with me Steve Merchant and Karl Pilkington Karl what ya doing" and Steve laughs. It's just a lil funny moment that always made me laugh and I can't find it. Any ideas?
That's Series 2 Episode 21 at 31:00 minutes.
13:35 Ah yes, builders. The arbiters of taste and beauty!
Lmao Karl and Steve’s bickering is priceless
I have just bought the first 3 seasons of Columbo.. I don't watch television
Hahaha
Columbo is on netflix too. I love that show.
I really hate to say this, but I think I would have with-drawn a hell of a lot more money than £30. Like if the card was sat there and ready for the money to be taken, I wouldn't have just withdrawn a lot more. Not all of it, cos then you've probably screwed them right over. But yeah, I'd have taken a lot more than £30! Am I that much of a bad person for saying that?
Oh and also, I'd be careful with how I spent it. Ie. I wouldn't just go out and blow it all on one thing, cos that'd be a bit dangerous.
+DowzerWTP72 *I* wouldn't have taken anything, but I'm not knocking Steve for taking 30 pounds.
Except there are cameras on pretty much all ATMs so that's pretty dumb
If they have loads of money and I could, I'd take a bit and give it to some charity or homeless person nearby. But not much, because they could be saving up for a marriage or something.
R - "Steal, or go to heaven? You went, oh dear..umm"
I don't get why Steve gets all the abuse in comments vis a vis his taking of the £30. Not that I'm defending him, but Karl said he'd have done the same, and yet he seems to get off scot free. Why is that?
I think it's because it's coupled with all of the bad things Steve has said in the past, because he the worst of the 3 of the
them*
Er, because he didn't actually do it?
Vis a vis, Steve has not yet passed his forklift driver test.
Because Karl is quite likeable