When your enemy has 163 settlements
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Im laughing at the idea of the most powerful weapon in the world sitting in the lap of a fat frog on a hover chair who cant even use it.
The whole world has been nervously laughing at the fat orange swamp monster with his finger on the nuclear button for the last 4 years...
Sokar Rostau Well, here’s to hoping that he gets four more years.
But he is probably the most powerful frog just behind of Kermit the Frog.
@@potato13holiday4 I second that lol.
@@sokar_rostau You're a mega virgin for bringing politics into this.
At war with the dwarfs:
"Greetings, honourable ally!"
I once managed to get +400 relations with dwarfs as Clan Mors. Their diplomatic responces were hilarious.
It does happen during the end of the games. Suddenly these factions you've been allied to forever are now in war with you because no one else left, and relations are still good. Dont worry, if you fight battles then it'll worsen quickly lol. But yeah, it allows for wierd stuff like this.
@@OsorezaN7 What do they say?
Dude, this game has some weird outcomes. During one of my human campaigns, the Chaos managed to piss everyone off so much that everyone become allies until they were crushed. I was human, and the Vampire Counts asked to be allies. They ended up loving me because I was rolling in wealth and our trade agreements were bank rolling the Vamps to fight the Chaos. After the Chaos threat was gone, I had no choice but to just bum rush the Vampire Counts to get victory. However, because everyone was allied, it would piss them all off if I did. So, it was a mad dash to take out the Counts while every single race left in the game declared war on me and sent armies to fight me. It was intense.
most funny is 'an honored dwarf kin'. To skaven. Aight.
Man, this is no disaster. It feels like season 11 of some shonen anime when everything just goes crazy.
Ah Crap!
So that's why I couldn't look away during this video...
It's basically *the* timeskip in any shounen.
They got frozen in time or something for 250 turns, when they came back the world had changed and there were overpowered villains.
Do you have any particular anime in mind?
@@michalbednar5742 Fairy Tail's the first that comes to mind
@@aurex8937 anime is gay, loser
That guy was probably like
> oh wow Legend is playing my campaign I spend weeks on and even noticed my custom fluf :D
First thing Legend does is to rename his head honcho to Dumb king.
> :/
Quentin Lennox Terrible is a strong word, this guy clearly knows what he was doing. Just got fucked real bad by a mega alliance of AI
Quentin Lennox Most players wouldn’t have the ability to do all that and get a pompous stack on ledgendary
@@YardenAkin The technical name would be the Order tide, way worse than Chaos tide.
@@bulldogant3781 This is clearly edited. It's a meme save likely previously modified probably by file managing.
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throgrim: „you dare make your way here, vile creature? i will personally see all these grudges settled if you dont remove yourself from my presence“
legend: drops the big stash on them“
thorgrim: „did i say grudges? surely such little jests could barely called minor grievances, honorable ally. where did i put my book again? ah, well. lets go and wipe out these pesky humans, mate.“
That's lore friendly, Dwarves will take a buyout for grudges. A lot of the times the buyout is part of it. They know not everything should be settled with violence.
Ah thats glorious😂
@@MasterElements I mean, that was a lot of gold. Who wouldn't put their grudges down for that.
Well dwarves will be dwarves, the high elves did not go for the shiny gold. Maybe it was also because the Bretonians on their high horses laughed a little to much about short dwarves.
Also, Bretonnia owns Karaz-a-Karak :/
And now i want a recap of how he managed to take Athel Loren, how empire fell and he ended up in desert
certainly worth a fucking trilogy movies series XD
I'd watch it or read it.
I assume he Confederated tiqtaqto at some point
Play a regular game then go into diplomacy and give away all your land.
@@warlordnipple If only you could
I like the sheer surprise in Legend's voice when recapping the sender's path. No wonder he made it to turn 450+, those were some astonishing developments, I'd probably stay interested too.
Honestly I'd watch such a crazy campaign
@@ender-gaming I`d say it might even be movie material
honestly alot of these disaster campaigns sometimes seem like people intentionally fucking up a good run when they get bord and then send them in. this one seems like the dude literally gave it his best shot
@@kalishnikov2 Sometime the Order tide can be too hard to deal with, especially when it is your first few run, as management become too burdensome, AI will start to outsmart human.
@@Verpal I feel like outsmart isn't the term...more like bury beneath a literal ocean of soldiers. He was screwed so, so hard. More than likely, he made just one misstep while defending Lustria, or maybe some army was already near his borders when the war commenced. When that many enemies rush you, a single weakness in your border defense can lead to a rampage within your territory. Considering the stupidly strong army the guy had, I'm guessing that was the key to him fighting all the way across the map and surviving so long, but just one army can't guard all the borders. Where he retreated to shows he had a plan, as well, as that's probably the most defensible position on the entire map. From there, if you can muster the strength, you can grind down the opposition and potentially start striking back, while playing them against each other...much like Legend did here, making peace with one faction and beginning the strongest counterattack.
when Legend said he needed more unique disasters lol
Tehenhauin: Hold my settlements!
Yeah seriously. This shit is so appropriate for 2020
this is by far the most interesting disaster campaign I've seen
Satria Damarjati i kinda love that he was mucking around with his armies, watching gor rok leading a onslaught of warriors
it's like bizarro world anti-End Times
Tehenhauin's capital is Nagashizzar. Truly a cursed campaign, wash yourself with holy water Legend.
I'd really like to know how/why it is there of all the places. I wonder if there was a mod that moved his capital there? Or did it just go there because it was his only t5?
@@Blackslayter if you lose a capital, i think the next most upgraded settlement il be your capital.
They should really bring back that old mechanic from Rome 1 and Medieval 2 called "Moving your Capital".
@@LuigianoMariano They should also bring back the "mechanic" of HAVING FULL CITY MAPS for siege battles! Altdorf and some other "settlements" are supposed to be HUGE and attacking them shouldnt be easy or doable with a stack or two.
@@clairelili873 I believe it is purely a seniority thing? AKA the settlement you have owned the longest will always be your capital?
Man's literally took his entire race and migrated all around the world for about a hundred turns with a few armies, that shit cracks me up XD
That All-Pompous-Hero Doomstack was fucking hilarious to see. The kind of theoretical thing that no one ever has the time, money, or patience for, but this guy went and did it and made the ultimate doomstack. An army that crushes your morale before anything has even happened. Against goblins they'd probably just instantly break just by you showing up.
Its quite a good one- it shows both the strengths and weaknesses of such a stack. Utterly invincible, but can only be in one place at a time, and you'll likely only have one because of the time and resources required to make it.
@@lordtaitos4212 dont forget the ultimate weakness: it never has time to destroy the enemy army before they run off the map, so unless they were marching, they always need a second battle to destroy them.
@@sjonnieplayfull5859 Five smelly goats: Lizard edition.
At least the Empire didn't survive, imagine if he runs into the Steam Tank doomstack.
really makes you think how insane some campaigns must be for some people that we never hear about
Corona has taken over the world in warhammer aswell.
good one
What is that prof pic?
@@kingbyrd.1512 Sten from dragon age origins
the skaven must be very very happy atm
@@CrazyAlucard666 the legend that is sten, and his qunari prayers of the dead
I have to say Legend surprised me with the almost immediate "So since you're in such big trouble from a military perspective I'm going to use the vast reserves of gold left over from your fallen empire to destabilise the (seemingly rather fragile) global peace and bog down two of the dominant powers in a surprise war on a dozen fronts".
It seems the lesson of the day is: When thinking like a general doesn't cut it, think like a supervillain/politician.
Just a standard divide and conquer.
I love the fact that the terms villain and politician are interchangeable here
@@labineboy2876 true allot of politicians are literally modern day villains
for a large part, the sword was (and still is) really an extension of the quill
"The Dwarfs absolutely love Bretonnia, but they also love money!" Probably my favorite line from this.
Gotta love the sinister music that plays right as he says that.
When the enemy has 163 settlements, you call clan Eshin
Beheading is honestly how I survived the order tide as Eshin
I've never played skaven. Are clan Eshin awesome?
Alex Chumley yeah definitely a fun faction to play with all their mechanics. The only downside is that non Eshin units are expensive to recruit early on
@@Biostasis5x7 yes-yes
@@Biostasis5x7 Eshin is a lot of fun yes, though in this particular case he's referring to their unique lategame ability to instantly destroy a target faction by turning all their settlements and armies into rebels. It's on a 100-turn cooldown and is only available when Snikch is level 40 so realistically you'll only get to use it once or twice in a campaign but it is the ultimate counter to a single super power AI like Couronne was in this SYDC
30:19 "Try to wipe out certain races first" - LegendofTotalWar, 2020
Tehenhauin's Bizarre Campaign: Part 3 Old World Crusaders
Yes Yes Yes Yes YES!
Tehenhauin - Jotaro
Mazdamundi - Joseph
Krog-Gar - Kakyoin
Nakai - Polnareff
Gor'Rok - Avdol
Tiq'taq'to - Iggy
These comparisons work surprisingly well.
@@jacksmith3148 Nakai wandering about looking for them toilets
@@jacksmith3148 And now I'm picturing Mazdamundi trying to reach his face with stubby arms and yelling "OH MY CHOTEC!"
I love you.
More like Southlands Crusaders but yare yare daze yes!
Also Kroq-gar should be Joseph because you know, mechanical hand (ori shiii)
The story of the lizardmen empires fall and then the survivors migration to foreign lands, with the lizardmen empire then making a return seems like it would make some pretty good movie material
What an adventure this guy has been on; I love how he never gave up! He had it all, the New World was his, and then he lost everything in one fell swoop (but he never quit). He fucking loved in Athel Loren and it was his only home, then he lost that too and moved down south until he ended up in Nagashizzar.
I mean.. the strength of will and the flexibility of this guy... he's my hero! If I had his attitude my life would be so great. I want him to hold seminars; I need this guy to teach the world how to be like him.
Hats off for keeping on playing after 453 turns..
For real I get bored post 100 most campaigns
should have been a steamroll by the time he started losing everything... im wondering how it happened. almost seems like he had to have let the ai steamroll him
Same here. I usually lost before turn 30, or get bored by being #1 power after turn 120
@@memehevi2251 it gets boring once you start snowball it. if you never reach the point you can play forever. 5head strat.
No one is asking but I'm currently on turn 611 playing as the empire so.... I'm kinda making my own story line at this point.
Come forth and tell us your tale, o sender of SYDC. This is a glorious disaster.
Love the consistency in which you upload content and live stream! One of the hardest working youtubers on the platform for sure!
"So hey Thorgrim, we are at war, but can we make peace?"
"Sure"
"Great, can we promise not to attack each other"
"No probs"
"Awesome, can my army go across your border and attack other people?"
"Absolutely"
"Thank you for that, and one last thing, gimme some money."
"There you go, have a nice day."
????
Most people would've just given up and start a new campaign if they lose everything, but not this guy. He went on a literal worldtour for a dozend turns, like wtf even is this campaign.
like half a hundred turns at least
I call that dude a legend for not giving up.
@@jmeistur2879 tbh ngl i remember seein gthis guy post how legend fucked his campaign in so many ways was really sad tbh cause he fought through hell and sent it to probably the WORST guy and reminder legend doesnt know how legendary difficulty works so hes not used to having his quick save crutch taken
What, give up? thats when it gets fun and interesting
@@flamingrubys11 In what way did he fuck it? was it when he made decisions for them or what.
This is the best SYDC I've ever seen.
Same here it is real unique
Agreed, I would love to watch more of this particular campaign to see how he pushes them back across the desert and if they dwarves survive the onslaught of bretonnia
We know the Empire did not survive their brush. The solution would be to turn Lothern as well against Bretonnia.
This is kinda like that absurd Khalida SYDC from about half a year ago, except about... 200 turns later. Very similar situation otherwise lol
SYDC?
Long-time viewer and I never comment on TH-cam videos, but your first ten minutes of forensic analysis had me laughing non-stop. This is beyond that Throgg campaign, beyond Orion Goes Home, hell it's beyond those Civ games where three AIs are continually nuking each other in a flooded hell-world. I couldn't cheat something this funny.
His migration and continued survival is impressive, but apart from that this is a typical lategame situation if you belong in the Ordertide. Its the same 4-5 factions all the time and if its only them left, then they will duke it out.
Its just bloody useless at that point to play, yet this madman didnt give up and moved on to a new one, declaring this one being won.
Check out his SYDC livestream from about 6 months ago as High Queen Khalida as well if you haven't; was a very similar situation to this one (but about 200 turns earlier lol)
Relations - Very good
Peace treaty - Never!
This reminds me of the "'I've been playing the same game of Civilization 2 for almost 10 years" post from a few years ago.
got a link to that?
link please
The sadness in his voice when he saw how fast his territory fell.
This should have been sent in when the order tide came in Lustria before the migration.
Though, I have to give the man props for trying to fix it himself
The fact that he played for another 200 turns *after* the campaign already had become a disaster is quite a sign of tenacity
Judging by the other comments, people are glad he didn't.
Props to the guy for trying to stick it out and not send it in the second his balls got tickled.
Louen Leoncoeur: "We got the Lizards on their last legs! Our alliance of Humans and Dwarves will crush their few armies and remaining settlements and... By the lady, they are summoning a heroic commander from another world! We need to advance now! I suggest we att... Thorgrim, what are you doing?" "Well, he offered me money! And a military alliance if I switched sides."
Military alliance... Against fucking WHO?
Kislev: Kislev?
I laughed so hard at these comments, literal gold mine.
reminds me of that one webcomic where they summon a human into a fantasy game and he just starts wrecking shit
@@neutralkushhotel5010 do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
An army of nothing but hero’s. That’s interesting. And 163 settlements on Bretonia no less. Wild af
I was dead at the army full of heroes. Lol
It’s pretty much the same idea as that Beastmen doomstack cheese Legend showed before since they’re all Pompous
That one person: "Oh no Legend, you got caught in force march!"
Legend: "Yes, but I have Stegodons"
This honestly looks like it would make a good livestream. Its such a weird campaign, and like Legend said, it has gone so awry that he is having to use strategies completely different to what he would normally do. Completely evicted from the New World, capital in Nagashizar of all places, HUGE Brettonia super late in the campaign and turning the Ordertide against one another. This is very different to anything I think Legend has had to deal with, which in itself is good grounds for a stream. Considering this already has over 80k views in less than 24 hours, I would say people like it.
This dude looks like he got unlucky more than anything. Other than the Doom Frog of Khaine, he seems to be quite competent, he just got screwed by AI alliance spamming. Kudos to him for his crafty play surviving this long.
The fact that Coroune took over most of the map makes me think this was somehow an elaborate Corona meme.
- I 'll pay you 200000000 to get out.
- Kislev.
Top 5 Historical Periods you would like to see
Oh thats easy:
1) First Chaos Invasion
2) War of the Beard / The Sundering
3) Founding of the Empire
4) First Vampire Wars
5) End times
Or are you speaking of Historic Total Wars? In that case: meh...
Excellent suggestion. Been a while since we had a top 5/10 list. A good way for Legend to flex his historymuscles
The time when the cult of sotek migrated across the Empire and ended up in sandy lands
Total war empire done well.
Legend, you ever think your community is playing a game within a game where they simply try to make the hardest setup possible for you to escape from?
I am two minutes into this video and I'm already in love with this campaign. Man Tehenuhin must be a charismatic one if his fellow cultist still follow him after all the shit they went through. Praise the great plan
"Couronne has a 163 Settlements."
FOR THE LADY!
7:20 for the viewers, the nutshell of this weird disastrous campaign of lizardmen used to have continental size empire and then become doom stack gypsy.
Man, the forces of order all jumped on you damn. I count my blessings that’s I really keep a tight ship on how many wars I have going as otherwise this shit happens lol.
So the most F**ed up campaign gets send to Legend.
One hour later.
Legend: Should be fine now.
You are too good at this game dude xD
None of us would ever be in this situation for the sole reason that we'd quit after taking all of Lustria by turn 100.
23:17 The first way would have been 2 turns quicker, taking 8 turns, as opposed to 10 turns in the second option; the reason for the superior productivity of the first option being the 100% more recruit slots - 8 instead of 4. :)
I suspect the sender spent most of the time allied with Dwarves and the Empire, depriving them of all those Legendary AI buffs and resulting in Bretonnia getting as far as they did.
Does allying cause the AI to lose buffs? I had no idea
@@shaq4595 yeap, thats the thing; thats why is horrible idea to form military alliances with AI if you want that AI to live - they just lose to everyone
@@Kriegschwein do they lose all their buffs? Or just some of the military capacity ones?
@@shaq4595 It really hurts their AR, and seems to tank their economy as well.
Is it Military Alliances only or Defensive Alliances as well?
Guys look how much Couronne has spread!
corona time
Take your upvote and get out
Couronnevirus
aaaaaha, I didn't get the first one, but I got this one. Have a like.
art imitates life
23:43 - I think it would have been better to recruit in Desolation of Nagash despite it being red territory. After 5 turns he would have 13 stegadons, and cheaper! Recruitment slots are important too.
BTW this was amazing. I would like to see more of such campaigns, and to know how exactly he ended up in this position. Truly fascinating, this is why TW WH is a great game, can make quite an interesting scenario that makes one curious.
waiting for whoever sent in this campaign to explain what happened
Alcohol kicked in and he began blacking out while still playing...
The records review of the rise and fallen of this man empire was hilarious! 10/10
That was so stinking neat watching that map record! Had I lost all my land and was forced to just roam the map I would have just quit. Look at you with a million in the bank and holding on! Too cool!
He just likes having the sword cuz its neat.
He's a lizard of dedication, commitment and sheer fucking will.
29:21 Lizardmen also known as the last defenders are "not good defenders" CREATIVE ASSEMBLY WHAT IS THIS BALANCING?!
I mean...there's a reason they're the LAST.
07:23 I felt like I was watching a documentary on the History Channel
This dude spent 200 turns, after what seemed like a total campaign failure, migrating province by province. From one end of the world, up to the elves, down through the empire and dwarves, all to settle in the fucking middle of nowhere. What a lad.
Let's be honest everyone would struggle with this for you it's just a walk in the park your such a underrated TH-camr n I love your content like always
Better name would have been "the anatomy of a disaster campaign"
This is like mine with Nakai in Mortal Empires. Dark elves got me lands whilst I pursued the Skaven
“Karak Zorn is worthless”
Bardin would like to have a word with you
Please continue that campaign on a livestream. Its hillarious.
In the name of all hungarian people who is playing total war warhammer I declare the sender a fcking genius! Laughed so hard man. Priceless! XD
Man I wish this guy gave you the drive so we could pick up where he left off on this cause that would be so much damn fun
_"How did this _*_happen_*_ to you?"_
This one looks really interesting. If you were to continue this one I'd certainly watch it.
you should make this save file available for everyone
Please do
I would play the hell out of that
This campaign is truly fascinating. Like the more you learn about it the more it baffles you. I would love to see a sped up version of it from start to finish cause nothing about it makes a lick of sense lmao
At first I thought this was a staged campaign. Then I realized it was a true Greek tragedy.
this is one of the coolest campaigns ive seen ever probably
Greate video. Really fun to just see you playing about in someone's crazy campaign and giving some good tips. Would be good to see more videos where you just go through the crazy sh*t that people do/can happen in the game when you get a few hundred turns deep. Keep it up.
LegendsofTotalWar Maybe you could do a Kislev Campaign with the overhaul and extended roster mods but take over most of the whole map instead of just the north. It would be a really cool concept campaign, as it would transform a minor faction that is just a temporary buffer against chaos into something of a major global empire. Personally I would love that. :)
2:23 DOOMKING? Bah, more like, like, like, DUMBKING! (Every primary school kid taking note of that sick burn)
LOVE seeing the timeline walkthrough.
Only watched 1 newer "worst campaign sent in" video, but in that one you didnt do that.
Lol when you renamed him Dumb King... now I know how to name my first child.
*Bruh*
Late to the vid but glad I watched, what a way to lose his settlements and end up on an other continent. Love watching the map history over view
I love campaigns like this! 5 global superpowers duking it out
I cracked at literal doom stack.
"When I get into the late game no one else can contest me"
The poster: "hold my beer"
My first ever TTW 2 ME campaign was Reikland and i managed do it to 584 turn. By 300-400 turn Naggarond had 150+ settlements (he got all Naggarond, Ulthuan, Lustria and some of the Araby) Grimgor had 100+ settlements (he got part of the Empire and other part of the Araby) and I had part of the Empire. By the end of the campaign i destroyed Grimgor, captured Old World and part of the Lustria. Naggarond still had 80+ settlemetns.
Also I managed to keep alive Kuronn, Athel Loren and other wood elves on north
we need the full story of what happened in this campaign.
The guy who slogged through 450 turns of this is an absolute legend
In my current Chaos Campaign, Couronne and The Empire teamed up early on and wiped out the Greenskins, Vamps, and Norsca very quickly. They sent all their forces after me (about 12 full stacked armies) and I spent a lot of turns running away. They both had very low standings with the Karak Karaz so I led them through their territory so they can get some trespassing penalties. I got lucky and it worked, they all declared war on each other and have been killing each other down south while I pillage the north freely.
This guy just purposefully did nothing but press end turn and roll for pompous heroes for 400+ turns just to troll legend lmao
We'll never know.
18:40 Legend saying Dwellers below is a waste to put skillpoints into.
3:35 you can hear Legend's brain updating in real time.
I really enjoyed this. I like strategic decision making more than battle tactics, disaster campaigns > disaster battles
Suddenly every commoner in every province in the world forgets how to read and for some reason keeps asking you to "Buy the Lady."
2:25 I noticed another psuedo Dutch Lizardmen name I have never seen ingame.
Flinq-Meppen? You kidding me XD
As a Slann Mage-Priest?
The irony, it is delicious to me.
There are loads of others like that! I've seen Veelte'Koud en Frikandel
@@breezehunt I know, but this was one I had never seen before
It’s like birds they migrate across the world to get a warmer area in this case desert.
Kislev and Courounne had *defensive* alliances.
Couronne and K--a-K had good relations with the player.
Something tells me the player brought this war upon himself by declaring war on Kislev, half a world a way...
*Shrug* - turn 450, you barely have any settlements (relatively speaking), is rich and the world is owned by your enemies?
I probably would've stopped playing a long time ago. It won't be fun or challenging, just tedious.
This dude needs to contact a fucking director and just give the screen writer a copy of what the fuck happened. This would be a hell of an epic tale
I would love to see some disaster campaigns in warhammer 3 like this. So much fun and helpful things to learn
Lizardmen mass migrate to escape Breton colonization and full extinction. Damn thats some alternative history/aztec type of shit.
Holy fuck!! 163 settlements in turn 453?!?! I'm still chuckling to myself. That's wild!
"What do you need that for"
"I open my hate mail from Kislev with it"
Rarely do I laugh outloud when watching youtube but when Legend went through this campaign's history I just couldn't stop :D
Props to this guy for not starting a new game after losing everything
I think he lost that territory on purpose to have fun, Lizardmen late game doomstacks cannot lose.
@aw3s0me bro AI cannot do that, I meant vs AI ofc.
@aw3s0me yes true, but with correct scouting and positioning, hopefully you can always be the attacker, with lighting strike you can take as many armies as your movement range allows in one round. I do however play SFO which has different healing caps. But even with the normal healing, lighting striking should be sufficient.