+Scarlett “EnderCat” Lane um..ehh...ah....ahH! oh...oh..no! hang on...fuck!!!!!! and shit.... *panics* ooh.wooah...what to do? ...........*press keypad* : 911-sex-666 there, just hang in there. you'll be safe xD lol
Very nice! I hope this one goes viral too haha. I do have to say that some people can hear mistakes even at high speed, but they're not the target audience lol
Thanks, fingers crossed. I'll be trying to drum up publicity from the sites that posted the last one. And yes, the target audience for this one is people who can only hear mistakes at moderate speed. lol
right I have dry rashy eczema breakouts for about a year or two on my palms due to stress, sometimes they crack and bleed it's very painful even just to do daily tasks. I've seen two doctors and the prescription ointment they give me just won't work.
Well done Sam. You are the first Piano teacher on hear to avoid telling the students that Middle C is in the middle of a Piano when it isn't. Yes I'd rather subscribe to your lessons than these so called teachers who teach because they can play, not because they can teach. There are too many self made teachers on you tube who havn't got a clue how to teach. Good work and I'm sure you will help a few wannabees to impress their friends - if they've got any, and if not they can always play with themselves.
Hello beauty Sweet. Middle C refers to the note between the Treble and Bass staves which is in the middle.i.e. Top of the bass Clef and bottom of the Treble Clef. It is called middle C because of the Notation in Music. Because the key of C has no black notes in it Piano teachers often start with a C scale which starts on the note C and they then go on, wrongly to say it is in the Middle of The Piano.In reality it is about two notes off centre. Effectively the C nearest the middle, but not in the middle. Modern keyboards have started placing middle C right in the middle of the keyboard to strengthen the Myth and help avoid confusion and I suspect in another 50 years middle C will be in the middle of all new keyboards.. However, I have just bought a kawai CS11 Digital Piano and as with my old upright Middle C is two notes to the left of E which is the middle note. Hope this long winded explanation satisfies your curiosity. For the record I am a qualified Music Teacher in the Uk with a Music Degree so you can trust me on this. Did you also know that Tchaikosky is not a Classical composer ? unless in Germany where the translation has different meanings.
hello Jeezango, not a daft question at all. Apologies for not answering earlier.I thought I had. It is to DO with the way the Piano is strung. If you look at an Acoustic Piano there is a block of wood at one end which is wider than the right hand end. this effectively puts middle C off centre. It is historical I am sure. I have also answered a question by Beauty Sweets5 ABOVE which also sheds light on these misconceptions. Hope that helps.
TheRallyGamer Another languages one will be amazing! "How to speak Hebrew without knowing how!", "How to speak Portuguese without knowing how!" or "How to speak Romanian without knowing how!" will be very good.
How to fake piano: 1- Press only black keys 2- Press the pedal to the right and release whenever the fuck you want, but not too fast 3- Act like a pianist 4- Use two hands
Because this was filmed for Australian TV, I had to cover up the picture for legal reasons. I kept the cover-up in the TH-cam version because I think it looks really funny! Stay Funky Neceros!!
samtimenews I wouldn't have noticed, but the fact that it was merely digital zoom made me suspicious. And that despite being flashed by your awesome piano non-skills!
you have to use both hands independently, need to plug the strings right, hold down the strings right, and on top of that play rather smoothly, diverse and fast, otherwise it starts to sound shit. So if you want to learn how to fake guitar - you have to learn playing guitar for real first :P
"If you don't know a high five, you don't have any friends. If you don't know a thumbs up you don't have any friends." * Me, goes outside and got blinded by the sunlight *
+Joe MacDonald When you start playing, you'll only need the one completely at right: it's the sustain. It keeps the sounds playing even if you don't touch the keyboard. It is essential in most pieces of music.
Joe MacDonald The other ones are used only in very circumpstances, that,s why ^^ The sustain is essential for mos songs, but the other ones are specific to certain pieces of music and repertoire. The difference they make is very subtle ^^
In seriousness: The far right pedal makes all the keys you press continue to ring as long as it is held. The middle pedal causes any notes that were being pressed at the time it was pushed down to contunue to ring as long as it is held. The far left pedal causes the hammers in the piano to hit 2 strings instead of 3, leading to a quieter, muffled sound.
I now realise that the tens of thousands of hours of piano practice i've put in over the years, the lost childhood, the ruined relationships, the repetitive strain injury etc. Have all been a total waste of time. Cheers.
good now all i have to do i figure out a way to get close the piano before some one notices and starts giving me the look. and i pretend i was going somewhere else.
'If you don't know what the high five position is, you have no friends'
Send help, I'm dying xD
+Scarlett “EnderCat” Lane OK. Help is on the way. Please don't panic.
Emergency: 911 what is your emergency?... What?...*hangs phone*
+Scarlett “EnderCat” Lane
um..ehh...ah....ahH!
oh...oh..no!
hang on...fuck!!!!!! and shit.... *panics*
ooh.wooah...what to do? ...........*press keypad* : 911-sex-666
there, just hang in there. you'll be safe xD lol
i died also
*died*
NOOOO ALPHAAA WHYYY?? :'(Alpha Gaming
LOL, you just revealed the big secret behind writing music for an Apple commercial... ;)
omg
not actually
Andrea Zatonyl you must be a blast at parties
John McDonald shots fired
Andrea Zatonyl somebodys gonna get laid in college
Nice picture in the background.
Stunning
so wot u do with those foot things?
Why did you edit a fake picture of you in the background.
???
Jake Stack Its photoshoped
I did this.
But this Chinese guy walk up to me in music class, and so moved, than he started playing "flight of the bumblebee" on the piano.
Kad Lasty you said that that on the last one.
lol
Flight of the bumblebee? what about Chopin Fantaisie Impromptu?
2:50 lol i just realized the image frame is fake😂😂
I didn't even know tht
Oh lol
I couldn't resist laughing my ass off, this guy is so funny
CityOfSky CityOfSky ikr
CityOfSky CityOfSky Ikr!😂😂
Oh my god that picture in the back is my favorite
Mine too, lol. Stay funky xycron!
if you dont know whats highfive is you dont have any friends . AHAHAHAHA
if you don't know the thumbs up position, that's why you don't have any friends.
lol
+Filipa Combo Can I help you? 😂😂
Why am I watching this vid....... I know how to play piano.....😟
That's exactly why you should be watching.
ha ha me too!:')
HAH we all do now!!!
Green Apple ur not the only one
Simple, it's because... Do you really?
DUDE YOU ARE BEST TH-camR IN THE WORLD
+JFlozzel Thanks Flozzel! Stay FUNKY :D
I agree
LOL the picture in the background.. or shall I say foreground :-D
Feldenkrais with Alfons lol
DJ Space Invader look carefully the pictures not real, Shhhhhhhh
Harry Stephenson oh yeah XD
"First step, find a piano"
**small surprise reaction**
More subtle shtick like this please :P
Directions were followed, crowd was amazed sadly the piano I found wasn't mine nor was the house I was in
Someone call my lawyer
Just play some more piano for the cops, I'm sure they'll be so impressed, they'll forget about the whole 'breaking and entering' mischief.
If I only I had done that.. If only!
dude the ending though..
*AGGRESSIVELY PLAYS PIANO*
*RUNS*
0:47 Cutest "Simple" I've ever heard!!! 😂
This guy has an awesome personality well-suited to his subtle-comedic delivery of material. Great stuff.
"White keys.... Because they're easier to hit"
I cannot breathe anymore
You must make part 3
UPDATE: We made it guys!
bubs armi aginst gogole plous henlo fren
something tells me you do actually know how to play piano
Don't think so. He's playing very messy, so naaah. But maybe he's pretending well, don't know.
NikiL2134 he did know some terms like "octave" and "sharp and flat" so I'm unsure
Aria Nevermind any idiot with basic music knowledge. Knows those words.
they way he puts his fingers on piano show that he knows how to
0:32 "..but it does have to be a piano." 🤣Ridiculous!
Now my family thinks that I can play 47 instruments.
Very nice! I hope this one goes viral too haha. I do have to say that some people can hear mistakes even at high speed, but they're not the target audience lol
Thanks, fingers crossed. I'll be trying to drum up publicity from the sites that posted the last one. And yes, the target audience for this one is people who can only hear mistakes at moderate speed. lol
Awesome. I'll be sure to share it around when it goes public too haha.
3:00 i died lol
Haha!
How are you still here?! black magic mind = blown
DinoCujko i heard you died i hope you're okay now
Why is the skin on your hands so perfect? They don't even look real!!
***** Maybe I should get into hand-modelling
SAMTIME You most definitely should!
right I have dry rashy eczema breakouts for about a year or two on my palms due to stress, sometimes they crack and bleed it's very painful even just to do daily tasks. I've seen two doctors and the prescription ointment they give me just won't work.
+SAMTIME can you actually play piano or not? Anyway these vids are quite funny :) but I'll stick to my piano lessons
+SAMTIME lol
His hands look so wrinkle free and soft!
Hahaaha the portrait in the back is you lounging in a suit! TOO FUNNY! I love it.
Well done Sam. You are the first Piano teacher on hear to avoid telling the students that Middle C is in the middle of a Piano when it isn't. Yes I'd rather subscribe to your lessons than these so called teachers who teach because they can play, not because they can teach. There are too many self made teachers on you tube who havn't got a clue how to teach. Good work and I'm sure you will help a few wannabees to impress their friends - if they've got any, and if not they can always play with themselves.
kinda salty...
*raises hand slowly* Why isn't the Middle C the middle of the piano, tho?
So....where is the Middle C on the piano then?
Hello beauty Sweet. Middle C refers to the note between the Treble and Bass staves which is in the middle.i.e. Top of the bass Clef and bottom of the Treble Clef. It is called middle C because of the Notation in Music. Because the key of C has no black notes in it Piano teachers often start with a C scale which starts on the note C and they then go on, wrongly to say it is in the Middle of The Piano.In reality it is about two notes off centre. Effectively the C nearest the middle, but not in the middle. Modern keyboards have started placing middle C right in the middle of the keyboard to strengthen the Myth and help avoid confusion and I suspect in another 50 years middle C will be in the middle of all new keyboards.. However, I have just bought a kawai CS11 Digital Piano and as with my old upright Middle C is two notes to the left of E which is the middle note. Hope this long winded explanation satisfies your curiosity. For the record I am a qualified Music Teacher in the Uk with a Music Degree so you can trust me on this. Did you also know that Tchaikosky is not a Classical composer ? unless in Germany where the translation has different meanings.
hello Jeezango, not a daft question at all. Apologies for not answering earlier.I thought I had. It is to DO with the way the Piano is strung. If you look at an Acoustic Piano there is a block of wood at one end which is wider than the right hand end. this effectively puts middle C off centre. It is historical I am sure. I have also answered a question by Beauty Sweets5 ABOVE which also sheds light on these misconceptions. Hope that helps.
my left ear appreciates this sequel but my right ear prefers the first.
I know the basics of piano, but I’m still learning so thank you very much. You’re such a funny guy! I love your tutorials!
My favourite part was the edited in picture. Also, you're great :D
Haha, thanks hamster!
you are like a actor of america pie
+picopati haha
I could not stop laughing when you said you don't have any friends whenever you don't know how to use your thumb or hand xD
+SAMTIME I would cry if you did a part 3!
literally
He posts one on April 6th. Can you send me a vine with you crying?
firas alboni no i mean like an amazing *speckal* special. not just how to get 50k. like another languages one or something.
TheRallyGamer Another languages one will be amazing! "How to speak Hebrew without knowing how!", "How to speak Portuguese without knowing how!" or "How to speak Romanian without knowing how!" will be very good.
firas alboni ikr!
"Get your right hand in the high five position, if you don’t know what the high five position is, you don’t have any friends." IM DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why are your hands so aesthetically pleasing to look at, what the heck.
"Pull from your bag of tricks" did me in. These are hilarious.
HAHAHAHAHAHA "can I help you"😂😂😂😂😂
This video got lots of views in a short while, I think all of Sam's videos should be like that too!
I just went to my local music university, played this and all the girls sat on my lap asking me to play more. You're the bomb.
But what happened when they seen you couldn't play more.....
Kamboom!! Haha, awesome. Glad to help Sepharite.
great humor man hahah.
How to fake piano: 1- Press only black keys
2- Press the pedal to the right and release whenever the fuck you want, but not too fast
3- Act like a pianist
4- Use two hands
You actually should just release and press again really fast XD
"Can i help you" that would be so awkward xD
Well that what they get Mr. President for listening to too much piano!
"Put your hand in the hi five position. If you dont know the hi five position then you dont have any FRIENDS" lolol
Why did I watch part two? I still already know how to play piano...
I have no Friends, i cant play the piano
1:09 lmao what was he doing with his face I'm dead
Please, Please, please, please and please for more. You are the bomb, best youtuber!
Speaking as somebody who can ACTUALLY play piano, this will fool NOBODY!
But I like the comedy, nice work.
I still dont know why your channel doesn't have that much suscribers. You are funny and awesome!
KINGBublepop Cheers KING! Yeah, we're getting there slowly but surely. If you could share a vid with a friend, it would make my day :)
SAMTIME instruction not clear... Penis stuck in a ceiling fan
Ur one of my favourite subscribed channel. Just dont stop doing it
very underrated youtuber, keep doin what you doin
I DIED WHEN HE SAID IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HIGH FIVE POSITION IS, THEN YOU DON'T HAVE MANY FRIENDS LMAO
Hey Sam, nice vid again!
Cheers stegg :)
This reminds me of Hanon or Czerny exercises...
Also, nice puns :D
Did you overlay a fake picture into your background? Why?
Because this was filmed for Australian TV, I had to cover up the picture for legal reasons. I kept the cover-up in the TH-cam version because I think it looks really funny! Stay Funky Neceros!!
How do I find you everywhere?! I stumbled across this video totally randomly!
Neceros cuz he can
*slaps head like Simon Miller* Here's why!
I love the octave down and "Can I help you?" tricks haha
Works every time ;)
I love his head-banging expression! It's unique. This inspires me so much and makes me happy ((:
I loved Ben creeping!😍
He tried to hard on this one.
0:19 not sure if this was a race joke or not ... i laughed either way
That smooth zoom in the end to avoid problem with the fake picture. Sweet! :P
Undetectable ;)
samtimenews
I wouldn't have noticed, but the fact that it was merely digital zoom made me suspicious. And that despite being flashed by your awesome piano non-skills!
Do how to fake guitar skills
+Cookie Wookie That answer was perfect XD
+Edward Elric (DuppeKP) guitar is much harder to fake :P
Krypheonix I'm pretty sure you can use something similar to this with acoustic guitars
you have to use both hands independently, need to plug the strings right, hold down the strings right, and on top of that play rather smoothly, diverse and fast, otherwise it starts to sound shit. So if you want to learn how to fake guitar - you have to learn playing guitar for real first :P
+The Duppe Slide guitar is the answer
"If you don't know a high five, you don't have any friends.
If you don't know a thumbs up you don't have any friends."
* Me, goes outside and got blinded by the sunlight *
HAHAHA, instant like, favorite, and post to facebook. I love your humor.
This is hilarious - subscribed
CaptainOvious you are now CaptainFunk!! Ha, too cool man
Love your videos. Why I always have the feeling you would be good starring in "Little Britain" hahaha
In the end I thought he was goin to say "I'm Sam Tucker, and you've got no friends."
time to whip out the 20 dollar battery powered piano that i keep under my bed.
Get playin!
you have such an amazing sense of humour omg
I don't know what those three (3) pedals are under the piano and how to use them while playing the piano?
+Joe MacDonald When you start playing, you'll only need the one completely at right: it's the sustain. It keeps the sounds playing even if you don't touch the keyboard. It is essential in most pieces of music.
+etheraofficial Thanks but why are there three (3) pedals as you say you only need to use the right pedal.
Joe MacDonald
The other ones are used only in very circumpstances, that,s why ^^ The sustain is essential for mos songs, but the other ones are specific to certain pieces of music and repertoire. The difference they make is very subtle ^^
The middle pedal is used to separate the other two pedals. (Victor Borge)
In seriousness:
The far right pedal makes all the keys you press continue to ring as long as it is held.
The middle pedal causes any notes that were being pressed at the time it was pushed down to contunue to ring as long as it is held.
The far left pedal causes the hammers in the piano to hit 2 strings instead of 3, leading to a quieter, muffled sound.
Your videos are amazing, as is your humour. You earned a subscriber!
I can't wait to buy a piano to pretend playing it, whithout knowing how to play it.
Ha ha ha ha... I love you. Nobody have ever made me laugh so much on the Internet.
You just won a subscriber, a like, a fan, and a favorite.
FINALLY!
SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO TEACH RATHER THAN THE 45TH TIME U GO TO LESSONS THEY TEACH U THE G KEY..
I now realise that the tens of thousands of hours of piano practice i've put in over the years, the lost childhood, the ruined relationships, the repetitive strain injury etc. Have all been a total waste of time.
Cheers.
That was really good man, solid job once again :D
Thanks Gamerhead! Stay Funky man
samtimenews Always
i fucking love this guy xD
if the guy is still there then simply say this 'can i help you?' *guy quickly leaves* Lmao
I can't stop laughing, I really like your video :D
'Can I help you?' , 'Yes! Can you play flight of the bumblebee?':)
ove that picture on the wall
You mean the one that isn't actually on the wall? XD
WAIT! That background picture of you laying like a french girl... Why is it OVER your head at 2:47.
BUSTED MAN!
the fuck!?!?!? illuminati confirmed. lol
hmmm... looks like he added it at the montage.
I'm impressed, it sounds quite nice too ~
I just dreamed that you were moderating a skiing tournament...
0:40 if you dont know the high 5 position then you dont have any friends.
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA IM DYINGGGG !!!!!! CALL 911
“It went viral, no big deal”😂😂
I was going to be mad but then I realized how awesome this is lol
I admire how you keep your face straight being so funny :))
OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS GUY
Lmao when he said if u dont know how to high five u don't have friends XD
Ohh that headshake is driving mee crazy!! 😍
4:16 when food is ready
I always get a laugh every time I watch your video. Gonna watch some more!
OMG, YOUR HILARIOUS😂😂😂 I subscribed!
03:18 What is the thing with tat picture?
Its (not?) on the wall but his head is behind the picture.
i love the picture in the bagground :P
It's one of my favourites
This is hilarious! You earned my sub.
You rock, Sam! :D
good now all i have to do i figure out a way to get close the piano before some one notices and starts giving me the look. and i pretend i was going somewhere else.
Love that fake portrait, very artsy!
That picture is golden