You’re right, they should add seppuku to samurai where my character dies but if I get revived I don’t have rez weakness. That way when I fuck up a mechanic I can at least preserve my honor.
Unironically great idea. Just make sure the animation is jank enough that the chance of the servers registering it before you get KO'd is almost nil. Just to make it ultra rage inducing.
All they need to make it jank enough to do what you suggested is to give it the authentic seppuku experience. It requires another SAM to assist in the act and the actions of kneeling, self-disembowelment, and the other SAM striking at your neck are all loving animated with at least 10 seconds of uncancellable cast time.
My preferred Healer, my preferred Tank, and my preferred DPS. Unironically. Didn't realize I'd typecast myself this hard I guess I'm a glutton for punishment UwU
as a white mage main in high end content, I can give you some copium, We have the best spammable big heals. Yeah AST has better buttons, but ours can be spammed and are more braindead to use.
Don't worry, the suffering exaggerated for comedic effect. But you'll still suffer. But that's okay, you can spam Holy and it really ticks everyone off. XD
@@WebweaverActualFiller unironically whm is the most fun healer. also having gotten whm, sage anf scholar up to 90, i can say sage is the true trash of healers. you literally would be better of being anything else unless you actually are just trying to be the third dps slot in which case you'd be better off being any dps
@@HoneyDoll894 this is a mega bad take. Sage is an extremely strong healer in the current savage tier and offers substantially more damage than a scholar while providing more raw healing. Scholar is kept relevant by chain strat and expedience but when it comes to parsing savage raiding scholars are the healers that contribute almost no healing potency ti the group and function as an additional dps. If ur judgement is from dungeons experience it’s worth noting that dungeon content is designed to be cleared by the bottom percentile of players and all healers are completely capable of healing the entire dungeon with minimal gcd healing and is thus totally irrelevant
Healer main here. WHM + SGE at 90, SCH at 80, AST at 71. Have been doing Endwalker savage raiding with my FC. WHM is by far my fav. Blood Lily is the most satisfying damage ability of any of the healing classes imo. Now that Lilies are worth using over glare because of reworked numbers with Endwalker changes to WHM, you no longer feel punished for using an Afflatus Solace or Afflatus Rapture for single or aoe healing. You want to so you can get that fun blood lily. You have SO many options very strong bursty heals. Benediction is beautiful. MP issues are no longer a concern. I run a BiS set with 0 piety and a focus on spellspeed for a 2.37 GCD. I never have to worry about going OOM, even with rezzing a fallen friend or three. AST has a ton of RNG with trying to get the right card with the right symbol for the right person. Earthly Star gets the full heal after 10 seconds and the full damage after 20 iirc so you end up wanting to cast it WAY ahead of a mechanic to get the full benefit. Trying to use Minor Arcana and hoping for a Lady for heals when you need more heals but getting a Lord is awkward. Same for the inverse. It's even more RNG. Trying to juggle so many things and optimize it is wild. Kudos to anyone who legitimately finds it fun and can handle that casino juggling act of a class. Even more impressive for anyone who can master that in savage or ultimate raiding. My raid runs WHM and SCH for savage raiding. My co healer is SCH.
Best use of Blue Mage is being able to farm all the currency needed for extra events within 30 mins, if you can form a party of Blue Mages. It's why I want to level one since they're adding mounts I missed out on.
Almost dissapointed AST didn't win over WHM. I mean, sure, you're supposedly more effective? Have fun using your clunky minigame. Watch as it's worthless. Watch as RNG tells you no again and again when it matters. Enjoy the yearly rework that dumbs you down further while somehow also making it harder and less fun to play effectively.
@@ryanweible9090 I mean, both are shit. I used to love and dual-main AST and SCH in Stormblood. Now I throw up in my mouth even considering playing them. Thank god Summoner let me level SCH without having to actually play it. And my AST is going to stay at level 80 forever, unless I manage to get every other job (including crafters and gatherers) to 90 before the expansion ends.
Thank you for your continued support to us SAM. Don't worry though, we all have our eyes set on 7.0, where they're going to give Kaiten back at level 96, slightly modified and with a different name (they had to remove it now because they had no idea what to add later with single target ogi). The low crits also make me want to commit seppuku rn but they'll increase eventually as the patches roll, it can only get higher right haha?! I'm so happy with this job!!!!!!!!!
it should've been, losing kaiten doesn't even come close to not even having a single ranged button. like come on yoshi-p monk is dragonball bro just give us Ki blasts already man.
@@UCEZe5ozeYkF5VJSX2GLfUjA as someone who literally started levelling Monk while SAM is in this weird state, definitely agree. Not even a little Ki ball to throw??
I mean they're right though, literally every samurai guide i ever saw before kaiten was removed said 'only use this before iajutsus otherwise you're dropping overall dps for basically no reason'. So why is rolling that into the Iajutsus such a bad thing? Now one part of this argument that I do accept is that Kaitens animation made using the skill awesomely satisfying, and I personally would love to see it get reused somewhere else. but that doesn't change that it was an unnecessarily complicated and largely needless point of potential failure in SAMs rotation.
@@owenwells7692 considering samurai doesn't even have a traditional damage cooldown kaiten was a fun little thing to keep the job engaging, a little meter management and a flashy animation before doing cool thing. it's a really unnecessary change that makes the job less active instead of giving kaiten more utility to make the skill interesting they decided to remove it for "button bloat" (ast says hi) reasons instead of combining ikishoten and ogi namikiri into one button
As somebody who mains Samurai and Dragoon, removing Kaiten is actually fucking amazing. Anything that frees up a spot on my action bar is welcome in my book.
you. you get it. you understand me i don't have ADHD but i frequently play at dead hours so i need a reason to wake up, where that be pulling to the wall and giving my healer a heart attack or weaving combos
@@xviii5780 I became war for the absolute hilarious insanity and the fact I can just go "oh no the healer is dead... anyway I'll deal with this boss without one" Paladin can do it too but it takes longer what with having to actually cast heals.
Not to mention some of gunbreaker's attacks sound like the attack attempts of someone with nothing to lose. "Eye gouge", "abdomen tear", "jugular rip", and of course, "double down."
I kinda like the feral animal vibe of the names Kinda almost makes me want to mod the tiger bar from No More Heroes for my job mechanic gauge instead. I think an angry tiger breathing flames would be dope as hell!
Double Down is funny cuz in story it's move that we just straight up stole from Gaius. Like, we saw him doing it in the Praetorium and thought "I'm gonna do that too"
Since the job has an endorsement from our blessed(cursed) Lady of Cringe as one to play if you don't want to hate youself via exclusion from this list, I shall henceforth devote myself to becoming a BLU main. Thank you, Lucy, for validating this decision.
See, anyone who thinks DRKs are supposed to be the edgy ones clearly don't play DRK. You even have to teach an edgy dark knight to use the power of love of friendship instead as part of their story! And every DRK player will tell you how much you need to play their job quests.
The Dark Knight job questline is absolutely critical! It must be played, by everyone! Even if their not interested in the job, do the quest anyway! In fact, dare l say it? REMOVE THE DRK JOURNEY BOOK FROM MOGSTATION!
Talking about grudges making me think that Lucy may have found another short race with beards to talk to in an effort to avoid Lalafell... like a Lalafell she missed a rent payment to. Try to run all you want Lucy, Yoshi-P gonna get that money.
Microdosing sudden death after accidentally clicking superbolide really is a high I just cannot explain. But I find a way for my healer who had a heart attack in the process
NGL, I let GNB's die when they hit superbolide and it isn't REQUIRED in raids/trials. There is another tank ready to pick up the aggro, you aren't THAT needed. You can lay there and think about your bad choices for a bit before one of us picks you back up.
@@tdmc6428 It was the first job I maxed. So literally every other job I try to level feels worse. Haven’t even gotten 2/3 of them leveled lol. I do like Sam and Sage though.
From 0:30-0:33, I have never felt so accurately attacked in my life. No, I don't actually drink, but sometimes playing white mage makes me wish I did. However, as I fear the responsibility of tanks, am embarrassed when I mess up combos, and love me some commendations (they make me feel all tingly like I actually accomplished something) I am trapped with white mage.
I used to be a WhM main, now Pal. Healer anxiety >>> tank anxiety. As a beginner tank, the only health bar you need to pay attention to is the boss! Your health bar is not your problem. Watch the boss and mitigate the big hits when you can. Really all there is to it at first.
White mage just makes healing more stressful than it already is, and we just accept it because it has a pretty flower motif Also samurai is infinitely more fun without kaiten, I also think dancer is fun. My opinion is objectively correct and I won't listen to reason.
Kinda hard disagree WHM is the most chill and comfy healer in the game, at least at lv60+ It just brings nothing to the table and so isn't wanted by anyone because it cant pad their shitty DPS and cant strap diapers on them to let them live through shit when they fail mechanics.
At first I was wondering where Machinist was in the list, but then I realized it's totally accurate. Most we get is slight potency boosts to make up for...everything, so were just as forgotten as in the video! Great vid as always by the way!
Prewatch predictions: 1) Dark Knight 2) White Mage 3) Black Mage Second guesses: 1) Samurai (because of Kaiten) 2) Red (Rez) Mage 3) Scholar Edit: 1.5 correct guesses is pretty good, glad I hard read the White Mage pick Kaiten… it’s always Kaiten…
Gods, how I miss Kaiten. Mained Samurai in Stormblood and hit Kaiten before every single Iaijutsu for those big, juicy numbers. Now, without Kaiten, the job feels hollow.
Whenever a Black Mage whines about something, they sound like a trust fund kid complaining they only got one Lamborghini for Christmas instead of two. We all know you're daddy's favourite, so shut up.
Flipside, 3 jobs to play if you love yourself: Healer: Sage. Straightforward tools with less jank than their counterparts, consistent controllable healing with kardia, and an extremely strong robust oGCD healing kit that is strong than scholar's while also having better GCDs than scholar should push come to shove. Sage feels like they reworked scholar and then made that rework into its own job while scholar was left in the dust. Sure you lack some techy things that SCH can do, but you are rewarded massively in general usefulness and quality of life. Tank: Paladin. Incredible party utility and single target mitigation. Rotation is simpler compared to other tanks, but this just means less barriers to using mitigation, and rotational complexity is more strategic than other tanks, with the use of magic combo being flexible enough to let you adjust to the fight. That mobility and utility make paladin so much more comfortable to play, while also having an iconic tank aesthetic. DPS: Red Mage. An easy to learn rotation with enough choices to make for it to actually have a surprising skill cap in optimisation. Undeniable unmatched utility that makes prog so much more comfortable. Strong personal DPS matched with party buffs on top of the unmatched utility make this job never feel like a bad pick. You can even flexibly take a melee spot in a 2 caster setup. Easy to learn, interesting to master, and rewarding in essentially every aspect that a job can be rewarding makes this a no brainer.
I'm going to hard disagree with...every...point you made about Sage. I felt the same way at first, until I played both of them back to back for raiding and learned very quickly that Sage drops off in ways Scholar never does. Kardia is nice, but I'll keep the fairy because she is just a party regen in a cute package and the directed abilities are all just...*chef's kiss* Having a dash is nice though, I'll give them that.
I would like to add an honorary mention for Astrologian: do you want to hit all the buttons just to get out healed by Paladin? Astro is the job for you, just remember regens are a state of mind and you'll still get blamed for wipes even though all the Paladin had to do was Rampart into Holy Sheltron to not explode like a moron
I'm a DRK and to this day it still baffles me that there are floor tank dragoons (please stop doing this for the love of god) that are still better than most tanks.
Never understood why people think astro is weak when they still have the strongest ogcd heals in the game. I understand card system is hell for controller players but people are clueless it seems
WHM drinking game: Everytime you use Cure I take a shot Everytime Freecure doesn't proc take a shot Congratulations you're now either passed out before the first boss or you're playing the job correctly
What's "Cure"? Once Cure II is available, I never touch it again. Hell, they could remove Cure III and I wouldn't notice it. I don't think I've ever unironically used Cure III. My healing basically consists of keeping my Medica II HoTs alive and Regen on the tank. Cure II and Lilies as needed.
@@mattstanford9673 Cure III is instant heal with a very large area of effect, medica is just heal over time. If you are not using cure III you are making your life just a litle bit harder, and the life of the other healer too, also, you can predict incoming damage and sincronize cure III making a full party instant heal, so you don't even need medica in the first place.
I can’t help but think these videos are a cry for help because Lucy cannot muster up the courage to uninstall and begin those 12 steps. Trust me I get it, I’ve gone through it.
As a pure healer I could easily heal people who stand outside of asylum back to full no problem. HOWEVER, if I see them standing there, outside of asylum, I will use swiftcast to refresh Dia and watch them die before eating up all the salt of "why didn't you heal white mage? Why won't you rez white mage?" Sorry, swiftcast is on cooldown.
Pssh ... wasting that swiftcast on Dia ... when we all know you should have used it on another Glare, refreshing Dia at greater than 1 second remaining is cringe.😅
haven't come back since ShB and learning that Kaiten is gone truly makes me sad :c That was the best skill, the anticipation when doing the animation the hope of direct crit and see 6 digits. (stopped arround the 1st nier raid I'm sure 6 digits were common for these hard hitting skill by the end of the expansion)
Man, I don't play SAM all too often but I feel for them, Kaiten was so much fun to use AND they made the aoe a circle, I like things like cone overpower, it had nice range when pulling everything so when we lose the cone aoes, newbie me would have been happy but I not only learned to live with it, I learned to love them, you will be missed cone and Kaiten (But please come home Kaiten, my SAM friend misses you and I kinda do)
I used to love my white mage. Regen, lilies, nuke, holy spam...it all seemed so great. And then I played the other healers. If ever I'm tired or need to JUST focus on mechs, I'll play my white mage. If I want to have fun, I'll play literally any other healer.
On one hand, I think MCH is the dps job for if you hate yourself and want to be constantly taunted with +10 potency for 1 skill per job change On the other hand, that would require anyone to remember MCH exists
Genuinely surprised GNB was the tank job instead of DRK lmaoooo Me, who plays DRK: *laughter devolves into sobbing* (In all seriousness, Awesome video as always!)
Could have been it, had they not finally made Living Dead not useless. Sure we still have Enhanced Unmend for whatever reason, but it's not actively detrimental to use your invuln now
So I wanted to start my first playthrough switching between Tank (Paladin) and Healer (White Mage). When I reached Heavenward I was excited to switch to Gunbreaker. Watching this was some spooky oopsy foreshadowing for me, enjoyed the video however :') subbed so I don't make anymore life hindering mistakes
Main Samurai here so that's why I never rage because I am "dead inside" omg hahaha You are super funny this is the first video I watch and now I want to see all lolol Take my like and sub \o Hail from Brazil! xoxo
I love playing white mage, but I agree on the blood lily. It'll never hit three stacks. There needs to be an ability to convert your unused lily charges into blood lily. Also, I hate black mage. No, I don't hate myself when I play it. I just hate the job. I likely will never get it to level cap.
Dark Knight main here, can't be edgier than us, we literally pull out our emotions to create a dark clone. Can't get edgier/emo than that. I use my childhood trauma and materialize it into physical emotional energy to attack. Create a giant AOE with my soul crushing depression to physically and emotionally hurt my enemies. ///_O
Given that I have finally put in the work and "learned" to play a healer, I hate every dumbfuck dps aside from myself because apparently no one can learn fucking mechanics. Cutter's Cry is not a meme, it is reality as a healer. I shit you not, my second run of the dungeon as WHM I had a DRG that refused to move out of range when Ram's Eye cropped up. Almost killed him the first time then it actually him the second time. He refused to move the electric orb and got the tank zapped too. I used so many Esunas that fight, it could cure all of Aurum Vale. Never before have i hate a role more than healer.
@@hjt091 as much as I want to do this, I'm someone who doesn't handle stress well. I am also risk averse so even though I know he won't listen, I'll still revive him in an attempt to salvage the run.
ahh new to ffxiv find's this vid purely by chance and finds out my main class (samurai) is one the absolute best way's to say you hate ya self... you won ya self a sub lucy... well played. ^_^
As an Astro main, I am surprised to see whm on here. I figured Ast getting reworked from scratch each expansion would have counted for a higher salt content.
Sounds like you clearly haven't played WHM at all, especially pre the 6.1 "fixes". Yes AST got gutted, but it was still an amazing healer, unlike WHM where you tried specifically to not use 2/3 of your kit because it was a hard DPS loss, and your personal DPS was the only thing you contributed to the party since you know, you have no party buffs. ASTs are sitting here crying but their job has always at least functioned and has always been desired in high end content. Only took square 2.5 expansions to figure out how to make WHMs main resource even worth using.
@@JathraDH You're not wrong, but this was also not new for whm. It's always had no utility and lilies were only good for moving and were a DPS loss since their initial implementation. Point was, if you played and stuck with whm, you knew it was ass and didn't care because you like it. Ast has had drastic changes to it every expansion, including the one it came out in.
@@grampaseri Wrong. Lilies had no movement ability at all in their initial implementation. The lily heals were not added until SHB and even then they were still pretty worthless, although FAR better than in SB. All lilies did for the entirety of SB was try to bait you into using actual other GCD heals (C2/M2) (which were not instant) in exchange for a slight CD reduction on assize and tetra. They were effectively a different version of the free cure trap. As for WHM, yes its been shit since basically HW which is exactly the point. There is no better salt generation than being at the bottom and consistently at the bottom and watching all the other healers whine about minor things like they are major problems when your preferred job doesn't even function. So no, no other healer has remotely the amount of salt WHM has. Its an order of magnitude higher.
@@JathraDH I scrubbed Stormblood lilies from my brain, so thanks for that walk back through memory lane. I still don't see how it makes whm a higher order salty. Maybe compared to scholars and sages since scholars are notorious for rose-tinted HW glasses and sage is too new, but astro has had almost constant changes since its implementation and that is a contributing factor to why I personally won't even bother to play it anymore. Whm might be crap for speedruns but it's at least predictable in its playstyle and dare I say fun in dungeons. Maybe criterion dungeons will give whm its place to shine in the future.
I swear when bunny boy has his eyes closed he turns into that anime character that is super friendly until the eyes open and he turns into the most evil psychopath ever
I've never even considered following Vtubers because it just seemed weird or cringey to me at first. Then I discovered your channel and all that went out the window. Lucy, you are super hilarious and very entertaining. You actually have a good singing voice and rap flow too, which is just the cherry on top. 😅 I wish I had found your channel months ago, but better late than never! Looking forward to many more cringe-filled videos in the future. 😈👍
I need this transcripted so I can memorise this and use it as a monologue reading. Or I can just listen to it on repeat for another 20 times and learn by hearing. Either way... AMAZING VID!
I almost felt attacked when Lucy went after Gunbreaker, until i realized she was spitting nothing but bars. Then I forgot why I was feeling attacked by Lu... Lulu? Someone called lulusomething demon girl... I think? cause it's now time to press more buttons.
I was expecting DRK with a 5/5 for contempt, cause most of the complaints DRK mains have had over the years still haven't been addressed, while every non-DRK player kept telling us "your DPS is so good, stop crying" while forgetting the role of a tank is to tank and that's where most of the issues lie, and then when we do finally get some QoL that should have been included at the start of EW instead of basically NOTHING we're told we've gotten too much and it's OP now..... even though they all liked to point at the numbers and performance of DRK as "proof" they were fine but then also choose to ignore the fact those numbers didn't change when we got "over buffed" with our QoL changes..... So yeah, as a DRK main, lots of contempt and I laugh at your GNB struggles.... CAUSE OF ALL THE CONTEMPT I FEEL!!!!
Welp. For those reading the comments who got scared off about white mage : I love playing a healer role and tried most of them. White mage is OP and really fun to play. I’m not sure i understand her complaint. I can legit heal an entire team like nothing and then spam an AOE stun+damage skill on ennemies. And as for the main story content, it feels like you can cheese the whole way through because you can always heal yourself and therefore cannot die unless you do something really wrong. I like the idea of an afk fairy for scholar though…. But White Mage remains the strongest of all healers even without an afk healing method.
Essentially a white mage since 2012(Jedi Sage/Sith Sorcerer in SWTOR for 3 years before coming to FFXIV). Will be playing that class until XIV's servers go down for good, and then will probably play the White Mage in the next FF MMO. Considering I've been playing FF since the days of NES, it's just the class that makes the most sense to me and where I'm most comfortable. Blood for the Blood Lilly!
I think you mean 3 jobs to play if you want to have the most fun. None of these jobs are remotely bad. in fact no job in FFXIV is, but these arent even close to contenders for "most microscopically worst"
That's funny, because I've leveled all four healers to 90 and done savage content on all four now and would say White Mage is by far the easiest and most powerful healer of the bunch. Like stuff I struggle on as Sage or Scholar, White Mage just says "Medica 2 goes brrrrr." And no for Astrologian, I hate the damn cards with a passion.
As a new sprout who has been leveling as 2 clases: the one with the book dps (can't remember the name) and a Botanist, this video has made me feel: Informed (?) Unsettled (Yep) Excited (to play these clases, White Mage above all) Intrigued
I have all tank jobs, but my go will always be Pally, as a tank that raids WHM is IMO the best healer job. You're right with Gun Breaker. And BLM is only one of two things, loved or hated, mattering on their skill & their foresight of knowing the fight.
BLM your ley lines, stand on the edge parallel to the boss, so you can move to the other side, if you're in the middle, & the boss casts & it's red circle completely covers your lay lines is DUMB on your part.
Yeah the Kaiten thing... hurts me. Not only because there was no better feeling than critting your Midare, but also because it's a direct nerf to thatthingmostSAMsneverusehiganbana.
Here I thought MCH would be the DPS choice. :) Also, I can't QUITE tell, was it "Job that shall not be named" or "Job that shall not be mained"? Well, two of the Jobs I play pretty frequently are on this list. You're...not wrong.
As someone who has everything at 90 and does Ultimate raids: It really doesn't matter what you play as long as it fits your playstyle. A job that is not distracting you from doing mechanics and keeps you entertained. For mer personally that is: Paladin, Warrior, Monk, Bard, Reaper, White Mage and Sage. Don't know why but with these jobs I am "in the big brain zone".
Thank you anime girl, I knew there was something bad in my life but never actually tought that it was that I'm a WHM main, that explains my sudden alcoholism
My jobs to hate yourself: 1. Dark Knight, imagine missing TBN 2. Astro, ever been in a bad dungeon party as Astro ; ; 3. Whatever dps gets you to rage.
Elden Ring is truly godafawful when you get crushed like a tutorial enemy by another elden Ring player that spams the hell out of scarlet rot or something like the mace for bleed But as much as i hate the elden ring pc elitists using hacks I'll enjoy getting good and trolling them in unstoppable console enjoyer rage ( I Know this commentors post above me ) has zero relevance to elden ring but if you read this thanks for putting up with my annoying rant)
As a white mage main I dont think it's as bad as an astrologist who needs to draw the right card and remember what each card does and does less than good healing
Astro gets a heal over time earlier than WHM, and it heals for far more with an initial burst heal then a HoT component. The time release heal/damage bomb costing no mana and covering an entire boss room also makes things easy. Mana management is also incredibly easy. As for remembering what the cards do...boy are you snowed. Blue border goes on physical dps/tank, purple border goes on magic dps/healer. Don't need to remember each card, haven't needed to for years. Astro heals better than WHM mostly, the only reason people feel that WHM is easier is Holy stuns enemies so you don't have as much incoming damage. If you look at just healing and mana management however, Astro is far superior. Hell every healer is, sadly. WHM needs better mana management, desperately. Having to revive people quickly destroys a WHM, while SCH can do it easily as can Astro (Sage will struggle with a mana drought during that too). You want to feel immediate rage and pain as a healer? SCH and Sage barriers cancel each other out.
Being a GNB living on the south of Brazil(ping over 200) every time the boss start a tank buster and I an in the middle of the continuation part of my soul just leave my body because I know the next GCD will clip.
As someone who's played both Dark Knight AND Gunbreaker. Dark Knight is basically the slightly edgy but also heroic main character(Like Ichigo from Bleach) or rival character (Like Riku from Kingdom Hearts) who just doesn't give up. Gunbreaker is Squall from Final Fantasy. Almost directly. Though neither can compare to the edge that is Dragoon, we literally are drawing on the powers of the beasts we fight and one misstep, we become the beasts. At least lore wise.
I want protect back on the white mage job that I play as little as possible now, lmao. The 'joys' of having it as your starter/main job, getting it to the 70's then spending ages getting another job or two up to the same level so you don't want to avoid dungeons forever.
With WHM being my favourite healer and GNB being my favourite tank, I feel genuinely called out already, though my favourite melee is NIN. Do I still get masochism points for that if I say that I already played it back when it was latency-reliant? 😂
Haha, 8th year of playing?? I’ve been subscribed and have been playing since early access of 1.0 back on September 20, 2010. WHM is pretty awesome to play. It’s my favorite healing job. GNB is fun too and I have a blast playing it. SAM is still powerful AF (was in Snowcloak and everyone was doing like barely 1,000+ damage and I was doing a little over 10,000 in damage). BLM is as smoothe as butter so I can’t complain on how it plays.
You’re right, they should add seppuku to samurai where my character dies but if I get revived I don’t have rez weakness. That way when I fuck up a mechanic I can at least preserve my honor.
Peak class fantatsy
Unironically great idea. Just make sure the animation is jank enough that the chance of the servers registering it before you get KO'd is almost nil. Just to make it ultra rage inducing.
All they need to make it jank enough to do what you suggested is to give it the authentic seppuku experience. It requires another SAM to assist in the act and the actions of kneeling, self-disembowelment, and the other SAM striking at your neck are all loving animated with at least 10 seconds of uncancellable cast time.
Anything for that immersion.
Samurai can't get any worse, am i right?
who I'm kidding yoshi P and team probably make every class one button jobs...
My preferred Healer, my preferred Tank, and my preferred DPS. Unironically. Didn't realize I'd typecast myself this hard
I guess I'm a glutton for punishment UwU
I not that bad only got called out on sam and gnb lol at lest i went from a sch to a sage
I guess I'm lucky it's only my preferred healer xD, never learned the other's but I love white mage so no regrets
You're just a sucker for pain!
Same for me too actually... I love gunbreaker, I'm a WHM main, and I love Samurai... oh the agony!
You seem to be a Masochist, are you sure your name isn't Darkness? :3
Me, A New Player: Oh man I love White Mage, it’s really fun being the healer on a dungeon run.
Lucy: ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO MAIN WHITE MAGE
as a white mage main in high end content, I can give you some copium, We have the best spammable big heals. Yeah AST has better buttons, but ours can be spammed and are more braindead to use.
Don't worry, the suffering exaggerated for comedic effect.
But you'll still suffer.
But that's okay, you can spam Holy and it really ticks everyone off. XD
@@WebweaverActualFiller unironically whm is the most fun healer.
also having gotten whm, sage anf scholar up to 90, i can say sage is the true trash of healers. you literally would be better of being anything else unless you actually are just trying to be the third dps slot in which case you'd be better off being any dps
@@HoneyDoll894 this is a mega bad take. Sage is an extremely strong healer in the current savage tier and offers substantially more damage than a scholar while providing more raw healing. Scholar is kept relevant by chain strat and expedience but when it comes to parsing savage raiding scholars are the healers that contribute almost no healing potency ti the group and function as an additional dps.
If ur judgement is from dungeons experience it’s worth noting that dungeon content is designed to be cleared by the bottom percentile of players and all healers are completely capable of healing the entire dungeon with minimal gcd healing and is thus totally irrelevant
Healer main here. WHM + SGE at 90, SCH at 80, AST at 71. Have been doing Endwalker savage raiding with my FC.
WHM is by far my fav. Blood Lily is the most satisfying damage ability of any of the healing classes imo. Now that Lilies are worth using over glare because of reworked numbers with Endwalker changes to WHM, you no longer feel punished for using an Afflatus Solace or Afflatus Rapture for single or aoe healing. You want to so you can get that fun blood lily. You have SO many options very strong bursty heals. Benediction is beautiful. MP issues are no longer a concern. I run a BiS set with 0 piety and a focus on spellspeed for a 2.37 GCD. I never have to worry about going OOM, even with rezzing a fallen friend or three.
AST has a ton of RNG with trying to get the right card with the right symbol for the right person. Earthly Star gets the full heal after 10 seconds and the full damage after 20 iirc so you end up wanting to cast it WAY ahead of a mechanic to get the full benefit. Trying to use Minor Arcana and hoping for a Lady for heals when you need more heals but getting a Lord is awkward. Same for the inverse. It's even more RNG. Trying to juggle so many things and optimize it is wild. Kudos to anyone who legitimately finds it fun and can handle that casino juggling act of a class. Even more impressive for anyone who can master that in savage or ultimate raiding.
My raid runs WHM and SCH for savage raiding. My co healer is SCH.
Me: "Ha! She didn't mention Blue Mage!"
The Lucy Pyre who lives in my head (rent-free): "Because that's not a Job."
Broke: Wanting to be inside Lucy
Woke: Wanting Lucy to be inside you.
check 2:26
@@redgeoblaze3752 What does it mean to want neither?
@@DeadSpaceWing *humanity restored*
Best use of Blue Mage is being able to farm all the currency needed for extra events within 30 mins, if you can form a party of Blue Mages. It's why I want to level one since they're adding mounts I missed out on.
Almost dissapointed AST didn't win over WHM. I mean, sure, you're supposedly more effective? Have fun using your clunky minigame. Watch as it's worthless. Watch as RNG tells you no again and again when it matters. Enjoy the yearly rework that dumbs you down further while somehow also making it harder and less fun to play effectively.
im still thinking scholars have seniority.
Ast getting an overhaul and it will continue to push whm into the pit of uselessness and despair.
@@ryanweible9090 I mean, both are shit. I used to love and dual-main AST and SCH in Stormblood. Now I throw up in my mouth even considering playing them. Thank god Summoner let me level SCH without having to actually play it.
And my AST is going to stay at level 80 forever, unless I manage to get every other job (including crafters and gatherers) to 90 before the expansion ends.
Yes the best healer in the game since its release sure deserves WHMs spot, the healer that has been perpetually in the dumpster since AST released.
@@JathraDH AST wasn't good in HW until towards the end patches.
Thank you for your continued support to us SAM. Don't worry though, we all have our eyes set on 7.0, where they're going to give Kaiten back at level 96, slightly modified and with a different name (they had to remove it now because they had no idea what to add later with single target ogi). The low crits also make me want to commit seppuku rn but they'll increase eventually as the patches roll, it can only get higher right haha?! I'm so happy with this job!!!!!!!!!
If monk is on here I would be both simultaneously disappointed and unsurprised
it should've been, losing kaiten doesn't even come close to not even having a single ranged button.
like come on yoshi-p monk is dragonball bro just give us Ki blasts already man.
@@UCEZe5ozeYkF5VJSX2GLfUjA as someone who literally started levelling Monk while SAM is in this weird state, definitely agree. Not even a little Ki ball to throw??
@@UCEZe5ozeYkF5VJSX2GLfUjA Either ki blasts or a shockwave kick or punch or something come on lmao
the weird thing about that imho is the lack of overall "jack of all trades" that monks have in pretty much every other rpg.
@@UCEZe5ozeYkF5VJSX2GLfUjA we do have that, you've checked all the actions on monk right 🤣?
They only way they can make samurai cooler is make them historically accurate samurai...by giving them guns. Thank You Nobunaga chan
"You just pressed kaiten before every Iaijutsu anyway, so what did it really add to the class?"
Every samurai main: *eye twitch*
I mean they're right though, literally every samurai guide i ever saw before kaiten was removed said 'only use this before iajutsus otherwise you're dropping overall dps for basically no reason'. So why is rolling that into the Iajutsus such a bad thing?
Now one part of this argument that I do accept is that Kaitens animation made using the skill awesomely satisfying, and I personally would love to see it get reused somewhere else. but that doesn't change that it was an unnecessarily complicated and largely needless point of potential failure in SAMs rotation.
@@owenwells7692 considering samurai doesn't even have a traditional damage cooldown kaiten was a fun little thing to keep the job engaging, a little meter management and a flashy animation before doing cool thing. it's a really unnecessary change that makes the job less active
instead of giving kaiten more utility to make the skill interesting they decided to remove it for "button bloat" (ast says hi) reasons instead of combining ikishoten and ogi namikiri into one button
It's about the buildup to a satisfying conclusion.
As somebody who mains Samurai and Dragoon, removing Kaiten is actually fucking amazing. Anything that frees up a spot on my action bar is welcome in my book.
@@SaveMeXenu Fellow Dragoon main here and yeah sometimes it feels like I am playing a damn piano when doing dps.
"Are you dead inside?"
Never before has a video so captured my essence in the first second.
I work retail so...yes.
@@sliver-fox-thot-patrol I was gonna say "I main Dark Knight, so yes", but even a Dark Knight feels more than retail workers
@@Spiritnick Oh it can get worse. I worked security in retail.
Me: Will never play FFXIV
Lucy: The devil on my shoulders.
Me: Must resist...
do it coward
In a similar position.
join us. we have cookies.
@@TheRaginAsian And catgirls.
Don't listen to these memers. Play if you really feel like it.
Weaving was like the main thing that kept me in GNB. It’s the only thing that keeps me from falling asleep when grinding.
MY ADHD REQUIRES ENGAGEMENT
Who are you and how dare you call me out so accurately
it gave me anxiety and I became WAR
you. you get it. you understand me
i don't have ADHD but i frequently play at dead hours so i need a reason to wake up, where that be pulling to the wall and giving my healer a heart attack or weaving combos
It's my second favorite out of its pure engagement lmao
@@xviii5780 I became war for the absolute hilarious insanity and the fact I can just go "oh no the healer is dead... anyway I'll deal with this boss without one"
Paladin can do it too but it takes longer what with having to actually cast heals.
Not to mention some of gunbreaker's attacks sound like the attack attempts of someone with nothing to lose. "Eye gouge", "abdomen tear", "jugular rip", and of course, "double down."
I kinda like the feral animal vibe of the names
Kinda almost makes me want to mod the tiger bar from No More Heroes for my job mechanic gauge instead. I think an angry tiger breathing flames would be dope as hell!
Double Down is funny cuz in story it's move that we just straight up stole from Gaius. Like, we saw him doing it in the Praetorium and thought "I'm gonna do that too"
Gunbreaker is the real "rip & tear" job
Since the job has an endorsement from our blessed(cursed) Lady of Cringe as one to play if you don't want to hate youself via exclusion from this list, I shall henceforth devote myself to becoming a BLU main.
Thank you, Lucy, for validating this decision.
Blue Mage isn't a real job, but it's *fun*, so who cares. It sucked ass when it was first released but it's SO GOOD now.
See, anyone who thinks DRKs are supposed to be the edgy ones clearly don't play DRK. You even have to teach an edgy dark knight to use the power of love of friendship instead as part of their story! And every DRK player will tell you how much you need to play their job quests.
Edgy aesthetic and sauced up by the power of friendship? Definitely my main job.
The Dark Knight job questline is absolutely critical! It must be played, by everyone! Even if their not interested in the job, do the quest anyway!
In fact, dare l say it?
REMOVE THE DRK JOURNEY BOOK FROM MOGSTATION!
Me early on in the DRK story: Woo, anarchy, fight the power!
Later on: hehe, moogle go kupo.
You cant stop my "skip cutscene"
@@nihalzeor8085 No, but I can look at you disapprovingly.
Unless it's the PAL story. Then pop off, chief.
Talking about grudges making me think that Lucy may have found another short race with beards to talk to in an effort to avoid Lalafell... like a Lalafell she missed a rent payment to. Try to run all you want Lucy, Yoshi-P gonna get that money.
As a White Mage main, this is beyond accurate. Especially the contempt, but specifically to Scholars
Anything level 50 and below minus some hard mode dungeons and trials, Eos heals by itself. I love SCH, leveling roulette is chill time.
Microdosing sudden death after accidentally clicking superbolide really is a high I just cannot explain. But I find a way for my healer who had a heart attack in the process
As a shield main healer, i can now spot them...
But i still hate you from the pitless bottom of my heart.
NGL, I let GNB's die when they hit superbolide and it isn't REQUIRED in raids/trials. There is another tank ready to pick up the aggro, you aren't THAT needed. You can lay there and think about your bad choices for a bit before one of us picks you back up.
Once you’ve gotten used to Gunbreaker… there’s no going back to any other job unfortunately.
I’m levelling every job concurrently so I never spend too long on gunbreaker to get the curse
@@tdmc6428 It was the first job I maxed. So literally every other job I try to level feels worse. Haven’t even gotten 2/3 of them leveled lol.
I do like Sam and Sage though.
You cry though when you lose Continuation because of level sync...
except dragoon maybe
@@wiseman46237 losing continuation feels like losing a leg. Everything is slower and I just feel awkward 😅
"Because the 14 player base can't handle shapes other than circle."
THANK YOU!
And then go right back to it with Dancer who has circle, column, and wedge AOES haha
From 0:30-0:33, I have never felt so accurately attacked in my life. No, I don't actually drink, but sometimes playing white mage makes me wish I did. However, as I fear the responsibility of tanks, am embarrassed when I mess up combos, and love me some commendations (they make me feel all tingly like I actually accomplished something) I am trapped with white mage.
You really need to pick up drinking, there is nothing more fun than clearing a savage raid tier wasted.
I used to be a WhM main, now Pal. Healer anxiety >>> tank anxiety. As a beginner tank, the only health bar you need to pay attention to is the boss! Your health bar is not your problem. Watch the boss and mitigate the big hits when you can. Really all there is to it at first.
White mage just makes healing more stressful than it already is, and we just accept it because it has a pretty flower motif
Also samurai is infinitely more fun without kaiten, I also think dancer is fun. My opinion is objectively correct and I won't listen to reason.
We love flowers more than we love ourselves... 🥀
Guess we're having boiled pint potato tonight
They hated him for he spoke something that he believed to be truth.
Kinda hard disagree WHM is the most chill and comfy healer in the game, at least at lv60+ It just brings nothing to the table and so isn't wanted by anyone because it cant pad their shitty DPS and cant strap diapers on them to let them live through shit when they fail mechanics.
At first I was wondering where Machinist was in the list, but then I realized it's totally accurate. Most we get is slight potency boosts to make up for...everything, so were just as forgotten as in the video!
Great vid as always by the way!
Prewatch predictions:
1) Dark Knight
2) White Mage
3) Black Mage
Second guesses:
1) Samurai (because of Kaiten)
2) Red (Rez) Mage
3) Scholar
Edit:
1.5 correct guesses is pretty good, glad I hard read the White Mage pick
Kaiten… it’s always Kaiten…
Gods, how I miss Kaiten. Mained Samurai in Stormblood and hit Kaiten before every single Iaijutsu for those big, juicy numbers. Now, without Kaiten, the job feels hollow.
Whenever a Black Mage whines about something, they sound like a trust fund kid complaining they only got one Lamborghini for Christmas instead of two. We all know you're daddy's favourite, so shut up.
@@Spiritnick It is mostly due to the samurai's lack of freebie skills. Kaiten was a break and satisfying filler.
I'm not entirely sure how I managed to stumble upon your channel, but I enjoy your sense of humor. Have a sub.
Flipside, 3 jobs to play if you love yourself:
Healer: Sage.
Straightforward tools with less jank than their counterparts, consistent controllable healing with kardia, and an extremely strong robust oGCD healing kit that is strong than scholar's while also having better GCDs than scholar should push come to shove. Sage feels like they reworked scholar and then made that rework into its own job while scholar was left in the dust. Sure you lack some techy things that SCH can do, but you are rewarded massively in general usefulness and quality of life.
Tank: Paladin.
Incredible party utility and single target mitigation. Rotation is simpler compared to other tanks, but this just means less barriers to using mitigation, and rotational complexity is more strategic than other tanks, with the use of magic combo being flexible enough to let you adjust to the fight. That mobility and utility make paladin so much more comfortable to play, while also having an iconic tank aesthetic.
DPS: Red Mage.
An easy to learn rotation with enough choices to make for it to actually have a surprising skill cap in optimisation. Undeniable unmatched utility that makes prog so much more comfortable. Strong personal DPS matched with party buffs on top of the unmatched utility make this job never feel like a bad pick. You can even flexibly take a melee spot in a 2 caster setup. Easy to learn, interesting to master, and rewarding in essentially every aspect that a job can be rewarding makes this a no brainer.
I'm going to hard disagree with...every...point you made about Sage. I felt the same way at first, until I played both of them back to back for raiding and learned very quickly that Sage drops off in ways Scholar never does. Kardia is nice, but I'll keep the fairy because she is just a party regen in a cute package and the directed abilities are all just...*chef's kiss*
Having a dash is nice though, I'll give them that.
As a white mage main all i can say is yes. YOU TAKE MY HEALS AND LIKE IT
"We're stuck here forever, aren't we? @_@"
Yes, fellow lady of culture; yes we are.
I would like to add an honorary mention for Astrologian: do you want to hit all the buttons just to get out healed by Paladin? Astro is the job for you, just remember regens are a state of mind and you'll still get blamed for wipes even though all the Paladin had to do was Rampart into Holy Sheltron to not explode like a moron
I'm a DRK and to this day it still baffles me that there are floor tank dragoons (please stop doing this for the love of god) that are still better than most tanks.
Never understood why people think astro is weak when they still have the strongest ogcd heals in the game. I understand card system is hell for controller players but people are clueless it seems
@@itsukikoizumi8836 It is because far too many are controller users.
WHM drinking game:
Everytime you use Cure I take a shot
Everytime Freecure doesn't proc take a shot
Congratulations you're now either passed out before the first boss or you're playing the job correctly
What White mage get when he give up and just spam medica and regen?
And now the passed out healer needs a healer.
What's "Cure"? Once Cure II is available, I never touch it again. Hell, they could remove Cure III and I wouldn't notice it. I don't think I've ever unironically used Cure III. My healing basically consists of keeping my Medica II HoTs alive and Regen on the tank. Cure II and Lilies as needed.
@@mattstanford9673 Cure III is instant heal with a very large area of effect, medica is just heal over time. If you are not using cure III you are making your life just a litle bit harder, and the life of the other healer too, also, you can predict incoming damage and sincronize cure III making a full party instant heal, so you don't even need medica in the first place.
@@alexandreporter705 When did I become an instant? It’s always had a channel time as far as I know.
I can’t help but think these videos are a cry for help because Lucy cannot muster up the courage to uninstall and begin those 12 steps. Trust me I get it, I’ve gone through it.
I just want to say that I absolutely love Lucy's thumbnails. Catgirls are always great for pulling in the eyeballs
As a pure healer I could easily heal people who stand outside of asylum back to full no problem. HOWEVER, if I see them standing there, outside of asylum, I will use swiftcast to refresh Dia and watch them die before eating up all the salt of "why didn't you heal white mage? Why won't you rez white mage?"
Sorry, swiftcast is on cooldown.
Pssh ... wasting that swiftcast on Dia ... when we all know you should have used it on another Glare, refreshing Dia at greater than 1 second remaining is cringe.😅
haven't come back since ShB and learning that Kaiten is gone truly makes me sad :c That was the best skill, the anticipation when doing the animation the hope of direct crit and see 6 digits. (stopped arround the 1st nier raid I'm sure 6 digits were common for these hard hitting skill by the end of the expansion)
I'm really surprised that Black Mage isn't on here. We can do so much stuff but we're NOT ALLOWED TO MOVE
Man, I don't play SAM all too often but I feel for them, Kaiten was so much fun to use AND they made the aoe a circle, I like things like cone overpower, it had nice range when pulling everything so when we lose the cone aoes, newbie me would have been happy but I not only learned to live with it, I learned to love them, you will be missed cone and Kaiten (But please come home Kaiten, my SAM friend misses you and I kinda do)
What's dumb is that Fuga is still a cone
I literally started maining Samurai back in the day specifically because of the cool sound Kaiten made 😔
I used to love my white mage. Regen, lilies, nuke, holy spam...it all seemed so great. And then I played the other healers. If ever I'm tired or need to JUST focus on mechs, I'll play my white mage. If I want to have fun, I'll play literally any other healer.
On one hand, I think MCH is the dps job for if you hate yourself and want to be constantly taunted with +10 potency for 1 skill per job change
On the other hand, that would require anyone to remember MCH exists
People just need to unlock the drill ability to feel like they are the gods of the battlefield (just hit lvl 64 as MCH)
@@soldierorsomething Drill's 58. Heated Clean Shot's 64.
This is MCH slander and as a MCH main, I will not stand for it! ... Instead I'll just play Floor Is Lava and cry about it.
4:04 Glad to see someone else understands
I want to co-tank with Lucy just so she can dominate me
Play Warrior then. While she steals your aggro, you can just go for damage with repeated Fell Cleaves
@@Spiritnick oh yes WAR that monster in SB who could out dps and at the same time tank the raid. good memories
0:24 Oh hey its my catgirl afk'ing in Limsa. I FINALLY made it into a Lucy Pyre video...
Love your content as always partner 🤠
Genuinely surprised GNB was the tank job instead of DRK lmaoooo
Me, who plays DRK: *laughter devolves into sobbing*
(In all seriousness, Awesome video as always!)
Could have been it, had they not finally made Living Dead not useless. Sure we still have Enhanced Unmend for whatever reason, but it's not actively detrimental to use your invuln now
So I wanted to start my first playthrough switching between Tank (Paladin) and Healer (White Mage). When I reached Heavenward I was excited to switch to Gunbreaker. Watching this was some spooky oopsy foreshadowing for me, enjoyed the video however :') subbed so I don't make anymore life hindering mistakes
Main Samurai here so that's why I never rage because I am "dead inside" omg hahaha
You are super funny this is the first video I watch and now I want to see all lolol
Take my like and sub \o
Hail from Brazil! xoxo
Can we please have a short silent minute for Kaiten : <
R.I.P Kaiten
Loved you bro
0:00 Yes. That’s why I watch this.
"Because you are a pure Healer. No, not that kind of Pure. I've seen your Limsa chat logs."
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I love playing white mage, but I agree on the blood lily. It'll never hit three stacks. There needs to be an ability to convert your unused lily charges into blood lily.
Also, I hate black mage. No, I don't hate myself when I play it. I just hate the job. I likely will never get it to level cap.
get three stacks on blood lily is easy.
Dark Knight main here, can't be edgier than us, we literally pull out our emotions to create a dark clone. Can't get edgier/emo than that. I use my childhood trauma and materialize it into physical emotional energy to attack. Create a giant AOE with my soul crushing depression to physically and emotionally hurt my enemies. ///_O
Given that I have finally put in the work and "learned" to play a healer, I hate every dumbfuck dps aside from myself because apparently no one can learn fucking mechanics. Cutter's Cry is not a meme, it is reality as a healer. I shit you not, my second run of the dungeon as WHM I had a DRG that refused to move out of range when Ram's Eye cropped up. Almost killed him the first time then it actually him the second time. He refused to move the electric orb and got the tank zapped too. I used so many Esunas that fight, it could cure all of Aurum Vale. Never before have i hate a role more than healer.
Happened to me also in Cutter's Cry. After the second time I just left him dead.
@@hjt091 as much as I want to do this, I'm someone who doesn't handle stress well. I am also risk averse so even though I know he won't listen, I'll still revive him in an attempt to salvage the run.
THE PLAYER BASE CANT HANDLE SHAPES OTHER THAN CIRCLE!? I am literally cackling.
The cringe empress has blessed us once more
ahh new to ffxiv find's this vid purely by chance and finds out my main class (samurai) is one the absolute best way's to say you hate ya self... you won ya self a sub lucy... well played. ^_^
As an Astro main, I am surprised to see whm on here. I figured Ast getting reworked from scratch each expansion would have counted for a higher salt content.
It really should. If you main whm, you know what you signed up for, but with ast, the signup sheet keeps changing.
Sounds like you clearly haven't played WHM at all, especially pre the 6.1 "fixes". Yes AST got gutted, but it was still an amazing healer, unlike WHM where you tried specifically to not use 2/3 of your kit because it was a hard DPS loss, and your personal DPS was the only thing you contributed to the party since you know, you have no party buffs.
ASTs are sitting here crying but their job has always at least functioned and has always been desired in high end content. Only took square 2.5 expansions to figure out how to make WHMs main resource even worth using.
@@JathraDH You're not wrong, but this was also not new for whm. It's always had no utility and lilies were only good for moving and were a DPS loss since their initial implementation. Point was, if you played and stuck with whm, you knew it was ass and didn't care because you like it. Ast has had drastic changes to it every expansion, including the one it came out in.
@@grampaseri Wrong. Lilies had no movement ability at all in their initial implementation. The lily heals were not added until SHB and even then they were still pretty worthless, although FAR better than in SB. All lilies did for the entirety of SB was try to bait you into using actual other GCD heals (C2/M2) (which were not instant) in exchange for a slight CD reduction on assize and tetra. They were effectively a different version of the free cure trap.
As for WHM, yes its been shit since basically HW which is exactly the point. There is no better salt generation than being at the bottom and consistently at the bottom and watching all the other healers whine about minor things like they are major problems when your preferred job doesn't even function. So no, no other healer has remotely the amount of salt WHM has. Its an order of magnitude higher.
@@JathraDH I scrubbed Stormblood lilies from my brain, so thanks for that walk back through memory lane. I still don't see how it makes whm a higher order salty. Maybe compared to scholars and sages since scholars are notorious for rose-tinted HW glasses and sage is too new, but astro has had almost constant changes since its implementation and that is a contributing factor to why I personally won't even bother to play it anymore. Whm might be crap for speedruns but it's at least predictable in its playstyle and dare I say fun in dungeons. Maybe criterion dungeons will give whm its place to shine in the future.
I swear when bunny boy has his eyes closed he turns into that anime character that is super friendly until the eyes open and he turns into the most evil psychopath ever
I've never even considered following Vtubers because it just seemed weird or cringey to me at first.
Then I discovered your channel and all that went out the window. Lucy, you are super hilarious and very entertaining. You actually have a good singing voice and rap flow too, which is just the cherry on top. 😅 I wish I had found your channel months ago, but better late than never! Looking forward to many more cringe-filled videos in the future. 😈👍
White Mage... You couldn't have been more brutal... And honest.
When you click on the video and immediately go to the comment section
I need this transcripted so I can memorise this and use it as a monologue reading. Or I can just listen to it on repeat for another 20 times and learn by hearing.
Either way... AMAZING VID!
I almost felt attacked when Lucy went after Gunbreaker, until i realized she was spitting nothing but bars. Then I forgot why I was feeling attacked by Lu... Lulu? Someone called lulusomething demon girl... I think? cause it's now time to press more buttons.
people be saying MCH but if you're a MCH main you don't even need to hate yourself because SE will do that for you
I was expecting DRK with a 5/5 for contempt, cause most of the complaints DRK mains have had over the years still haven't been addressed, while every non-DRK player kept telling us "your DPS is so good, stop crying" while forgetting the role of a tank is to tank and that's where most of the issues lie, and then when we do finally get some QoL that should have been included at the start of EW instead of basically NOTHING we're told we've gotten too much and it's OP now..... even though they all liked to point at the numbers and performance of DRK as "proof" they were fine but then also choose to ignore the fact those numbers didn't change when we got "over buffed" with our QoL changes.....
So yeah, as a DRK main, lots of contempt and I laugh at your GNB struggles.... CAUSE OF ALL THE CONTEMPT I FEEL!!!!
Also I feel like no dps main has any rage left in them. 25minute to 2 hour ques has mellowed us right out.
Thank you for another great upload lucy, you keep pogging up my day, yes i made up that phrase in a millisecond.
Welp. For those reading the comments who got scared off about white mage : I love playing a healer role and tried most of them. White mage is OP and really fun to play. I’m not sure i understand her complaint.
I can legit heal an entire team like nothing and then spam an AOE stun+damage skill on ennemies.
And as for the main story content, it feels like you can cheese the whole way through because you can always heal yourself and therefore cannot die unless you do something really wrong.
I like the idea of an afk fairy for scholar though…. But White Mage remains the strongest of all healers even without an afk healing method.
Girl you gotta start an ASMR channel or something your voice got me knocked out, in a good way.
Lucy Pyre: **uploads new video**
Me: This can't be good for me, but I feel great!
Essentially a white mage since 2012(Jedi Sage/Sith Sorcerer in SWTOR for 3 years before coming to FFXIV). Will be playing that class until XIV's servers go down for good, and then will probably play the White Mage in the next FF MMO. Considering I've been playing FF since the days of NES, it's just the class that makes the most sense to me and where I'm most comfortable.
Blood for the Blood Lilly!
"You will never get Aero 3 back"
Okay..... ouch.
You cannot hide forever from the face of the eldritch gods that are BLUs
I can hide forever I'll just enter a duty via duty finder and never come out
@@ThatNormalBunny The timer will not be your friend
I think you mean 3 jobs to play if you want to have the most fun. None of these jobs are remotely bad. in fact no job in FFXIV is, but these arent even close to contenders for "most microscopically worst"
That's funny, because I've leveled all four healers to 90 and done savage content on all four now and would say White Mage is by far the easiest and most powerful healer of the bunch. Like stuff I struggle on as Sage or Scholar, White Mage just says "Medica 2 goes brrrrr." And no for Astrologian, I hate the damn cards with a passion.
I started to play FF14 for first time as a White Mage. I have no regrets. Yes, I m having panic attacks with some tanks but I like the job :)
I was expecting Summoner. I only need 2 hotbars to play it at 90 now. Look what they've done to my boy!
As a new sprout who has been leveling as 2 clases: the one with the book dps (can't remember the name) and a Botanist, this video has made me feel:
Informed (?)
Unsettled (Yep)
Excited (to play these clases, White Mage above all)
Intrigued
Gunbreaker is also known as the knuckle breaker, as you tear your fingers apart with the no mercy rotation
I have all tank jobs, but my go will always be Pally, as a tank that raids WHM is IMO the best healer job. You're right with Gun Breaker. And BLM is only one of two things, loved or hated, mattering on their skill & their foresight of knowing the fight.
BLM your ley lines, stand on the edge parallel to the boss, so you can move to the other side, if you're in the middle, & the boss casts & it's red circle completely covers your lay lines is DUMB on your part.
Doubly so if you do not move out & die or get a damage down debuff.
We'll never take Kaiten off our bars. Like the people who taxidermy their dead pets, we'll never let go.
"Oh, this won't bother me"
"Huh, white mage, legit. Accurate, accurate"
*Reflexively flips the bird at the Aero III comment*
TOO SOON
Dark Knight looks edgy, but it's really a long therapy and counselling session. It's actually really wholesome. :3
Wholesome and hilarious.
I mean, you're not wrong given the context of their story. Which is why I loved their story.
Sadly I can't say the same about the job itself.
As a white mage and Samurai main I can confirm that I’m truly dead inside.
Yeah the Kaiten thing... hurts me. Not only because there was no better feeling than critting your Midare, but also because it's a direct nerf to thatthingmostSAMsneverusehiganbana.
Here I thought MCH would be the DPS choice. :)
Also, I can't QUITE tell, was it "Job that shall not be named" or "Job that shall not be mained"?
Well, two of the Jobs I play pretty frequently are on this list. You're...not wrong.
As someone who has everything at 90 and does Ultimate raids: It really doesn't matter what you play as long as it fits your playstyle. A job that is not distracting you from doing mechanics and keeps you entertained. For mer personally that is: Paladin, Warrior, Monk, Bard, Reaper, White Mage and Sage. Don't know why but with these jobs I am "in the big brain zone".
Dragoons can’t have a tether buddy anymore :(((
Thank you anime girl, I knew there was something bad in my life but never actually tought that it was that I'm a WHM main, that explains my sudden alcoholism
My jobs to hate yourself:
1. Dark Knight, imagine missing TBN
2. Astro, ever been in a bad dungeon party as Astro ; ;
3. Whatever dps gets you to rage.
Elden Ring is truly godafawful when you get crushed like a tutorial enemy by another elden Ring player that spams the hell out of scarlet rot or something like the mace for bleed
But as much as i hate the elden ring pc elitists using hacks I'll enjoy getting good and trolling them in unstoppable console enjoyer rage
( I Know this commentors post above me ) has zero relevance to elden ring but if you read this thanks for putting up with my annoying rant)
As a white mage main I dont think it's as bad as an astrologist who needs to draw the right card and remember what each card does and does less than good healing
Astro gets a heal over time earlier than WHM, and it heals for far more with an initial burst heal then a HoT component. The time release heal/damage bomb costing no mana and covering an entire boss room also makes things easy. Mana management is also incredibly easy. As for remembering what the cards do...boy are you snowed. Blue border goes on physical dps/tank, purple border goes on magic dps/healer. Don't need to remember each card, haven't needed to for years. Astro heals better than WHM mostly, the only reason people feel that WHM is easier is Holy stuns enemies so you don't have as much incoming damage. If you look at just healing and mana management however, Astro is far superior. Hell every healer is, sadly. WHM needs better mana management, desperately. Having to revive people quickly destroys a WHM, while SCH can do it easily as can Astro (Sage will struggle with a mana drought during that too).
You want to feel immediate rage and pain as a healer? SCH and Sage barriers cancel each other out.
"When was the last time a DRK shot themselves in the face?"
Me using Living Dead for a tank buster that ends up killing the healer: Hehe, fuck.
Not a problem anymore thanks to the bigass healing you get
Yoshi out there protecting his BLM children like me. I feel blessed.
Being a GNB living on the south of Brazil(ping over 200) every time the boss start a tank buster and I an in the middle of the continuation part of my soul just leave my body because I know the next GCD will clip.
As someone who's played both Dark Knight AND Gunbreaker. Dark Knight is basically the slightly edgy but also heroic main character(Like Ichigo from Bleach) or rival character (Like Riku from Kingdom Hearts) who just doesn't give up. Gunbreaker is Squall from Final Fantasy. Almost directly. Though neither can compare to the edge that is Dragoon, we literally are drawing on the powers of the beasts we fight and one misstep, we become the beasts. At least lore wise.
Me: *Mains WHM*
Also me: *Blinks fervently*
I want protect back on the white mage job that I play as little as possible now, lmao. The 'joys' of having it as your starter/main job, getting it to the 70's then spending ages getting another job or two up to the same level so you don't want to avoid dungeons forever.
With WHM being my favourite healer and GNB being my favourite tank, I feel genuinely called out already, though my favourite melee is NIN. Do I still get masochism points for that if I say that I already played it back when it was latency-reliant? 😂
I tried to main healer...and I agree. It's the job to play if you hate yourself.
Dark knight isn't edgy
They're magical girls powered by love!
Haha, 8th year of playing?? I’ve been subscribed and have been playing since early access of 1.0 back on September 20, 2010.
WHM is pretty awesome to play. It’s my favorite healing job. GNB is fun too and I have a blast playing it. SAM is still powerful AF (was in Snowcloak and everyone was doing like barely 1,000+ damage and I was doing a little over 10,000 in damage). BLM is as smoothe as butter so I can’t complain on how it plays.
Question that's been bugging me for a few of Lucy's videos now: What's that outro/ending music you use, Lucy?