aw yeah i love having extremely bad opinions and sharing them with strangers on the internet :( but like, to keep my savage demon street cred, i will pretend to be ambivalent towards ur personal health. thank u very much
As a WAR main (the goofball type) I assure you that anybody who is toxic/trying to show off as WAR is actually compensating for the fact that we only get 2 braincells each, one of which is devoted entirely to "haha fell cleave go brrr"
Admittedly, I'm more used to dealing with toxic PLDs than WARs. Granted, the couple or so toxic Ungabungas I've met have definitely been nasty pieces of work, but I'm more inclined to expect the Pallies giving me a hard time.
"And thus began your story of trying to impress all the adults in your life and live up to the impossibly high standards you set for yourself" Look, I came here to have my job exposed, not my childhood and stunted adult behavior
As a DNC main I am upset at how accurate that was. Also Paladins aren't moral crusaders in this game, they're just the personal guards of the Sultana, so it's the perfect job for simps. ......wait, I just realized that Lucy being a Dancer main implies the she *is or has been an ERPer.*
As a mch main, my secret is that my three brain cells just go "drill go brr" to each other. The faster the brain cells transmit that message, the higher the damage go.
@Treesuschrist Smooth Brains: Nooo, you can't just reassemble, and drill all the time! That's not an optimal dps rotation! We Intellectuals: Haha drill go brrrrr
As a mch main, here's my secret: I'm actually not that good at juggling job mechanics, positionals, and complex rotations on anything except a training dummy, and the RNG aspects of Red Mage, Dancer, and Bard would add a wrinkle on my otherwise flawlessly smooth brain. I pretend I'm doing something by having burst windows that require me to press buttons every half a second and every once in a while I'll use Tactician and pat myself on the back for being a genius for mitigating that raidwide that everyone was going to survive anyways.
"Caffeine will not make you happy." Look, if I consume enough caffeine I'll simulate happiness with manic, jet-fueled anxiety. Never felt more called out as a GNB though.
I've played through every single expansion as a monk. You can keep you swords, machines, and spells. I'm not stopping til everyone's felt the loving embrace of my fist on their face.
Crafters and Gatherers are easily the most sick players in the whole game. They control the market board and I have never felt so burned by a group of humans. Fear them, for they demand respect from everybody.
I regularly... REGULARLY buy the entire inventory of an MB item if I feel the price it too low. And I'll hold onto the inventory slowly selling it. Most of the time I don't make a profit ... But it's ok because I'm making a ton of Gil selling the Thanvarian Onions I grow.
@@avaviel I've watched people come into a market that was perfectly okay and crash it by 80% because they can. When they control the power of gil - they control all of us as well. I mostly sell dyes myself so its less chaotic...Metal markets are true pain.
@@Kloqdq I'm that omnicrafter that makes everything everyone else are too lazy to make... aka levecrafts! New expansions is always an easy 10mil per day.
Speaking of lily enthusiasts, my approach for Asphodelos 1 Savage is to dump three lilies during the three AoEs Erichthonios throws out as the run-up to his hard enrage, and then smash the blood lily and Assize to help finish him off.
You merely adopted the monk class. I was born in it, moulded by it. I did not equip my monk stone until I finished ARR. Fun fact: I went through ARR without realizing that I could equip my stone to become a monk. I skipped through cutscenes and ran through dungeons using my Pug skills.. I was new to the game. Not. One. Soul. Told. Me.
SO, when ARR was current content, it was back when you had to have TWO classes to get a job. You needed your pugilist to 30, and a lancer to 15. OF course, somewhere in my mind I figured 'well, I should MAX OUT my pugilist before I worry about taking up another class.' While leveling, I did get a few eyerolls and 'ugh, pugilist?' comments, but no one had actually explained what I was doing wrong until Castrum. So Praetorium was my only base ARR content done as a Monk.
@@pinkpugilist that sounds amazing, why did they abandon multiple classes melding into jobs? That sounds amazing like it makes it feel more worth the effort leveling everything if they affect eachother to me.
@@RaidenKaiser Some things work better in theory than practice. It wasn't a well explained system, leading to people like me not catching on and playing a large majority of content without a class. And for people who were aware and working through story, it creates a sudden halt as you go to level up another class. And it's not as though the other class really ADDED anything, monk was still mostly a pugilist+
DRK stereotype: "Nothing matters so I'm gonna hit everything with a sword" My depressed/anxious/ADHD ass as a DRK: "EVERYTHING MATTERS TOO MUCH AND I AM IN PAIN, MEET MY BEST/ONLY FRIEND, GIANT HEAP OF RAW IRON (rest in peace Miura...)"
I propose an alternative: At least 5 of us gunbreaker mains overlap with the 5 of us that are still heavily invested in the Devil May Cry franchise. Which, I get it, is still basically the same as "when bullet go in blade it make brain turn happy" but I want to at least pretend a deeper thought went into my decision to make that my main tank.
Me, a PLD Main: - A simp for my wife (in game and out) - Everything at max level including crafting, gathering, and blue mage - Formerly a TH-cam content creator for Fire Emblem including detailed guides Ok listen, I didn't expect an absolute Mustadio sniper shot at me.
Red Mage is easy, and we are very aware and know we picked easy mode. We're just here to get that dopamine activation from verraising the healer and want to have a good time. Also we are fly as verfuck, I've never met a Red Mage main that hasn't had the desire to look stylish at all times.
RDM is easy, which makes it all the more painful when you see someone hardcasting Veraero or Verthunder as part of their regular rotation. Which happens a disturbing amount of the time.
I discovered you had to be at level to equip equipment even after converting that equipment to a glam. By buying an entire outfit off the market board with a level difference of almost 30 (currently lvl 53 but bought lvl 80 stuff). So yes, red mage main wants to look good. Too much so.
hi, ps4 astro main here, i'm the guy that misses the old expansion when all of the cards did something different. when tp exsisted. recharge tp? crit up? mp recover? def/resist up? attack faster? 10+% more damage? back then i had to play every class to learn what each one needed the most. crit up goes to bard, def/res go to tanks, mp goes to me/blk, speed goes to sam, tp goes to who ever the hell actually ran out of tp, and dam went to who ever needed it as i saved for when someone reached the peak of their dps rotation, i had to pay attention to all of that. forever unappreciated but i felt like a god. yet for some reason when i grinded the other healers they felt behind, thats when i get all the coms and tanks going 'jfc your carring the team' and i'm just gob smacked about it all. either way now i just play tanks/healers to fill who ever needs my aid the most. also pleasure to meet you if you actually some how read this paragraph under the list of spam, your sense of humor is top noch and you earned a sub from me. sorry for the english i'm just to tired to care atm, sorry
Stormblood AST was the GOAT. It's what made me an AST main and I loved raiding and progging on AST and anyone who knew just how much more utility AST had than WHM adored them. Then the dark days of Shadowbringers came and made me loath the class a bit and absolutely hate the balancing team. Swapped to GNB and DRG now but from time to time my heart goes out to my original main and I'll play some AST and reminisce on what once was when AST was the frantic utility god.
I don't know if I should be depressed, excited, or worried that I was literally running a dungeon on the Gunbreaker and drinking a red bull while I watched this.
Just came from the Exposing your FFXIV Characters video, and as someone that mains a fem Au Ra DNC, I was entirely unprepared to have the daddy issues card drawn on me twice in less than an hour.
When she said this my friend and I who both work at the same company just fuckin died as we’re both samurai mains… she’s uncovered the secret sauce to a samurai’s genetic code.
You think you’re in charge here ‘tank’? I’ll play limbo with your HP bar, I’ll pull every group before you and stun them with holy until they are dead, I’ll rescue you to me when you’re not fast enough and if you throw a hissy fit, I’ll just tank myself. And your blood is nothing more than nourishment for the blood lily. Yes I am at least 2 years too late, but YT just recommended this to me.
Sages are Scholars who escaped Eos's/Selene's abusive embrace. We escaped those whispered lies that we could never manage without her and that we would relapse immediately once the Energy Drain withdrawal kicks in. But that forsaken fairy was wrong. Now we are free.
I've always said that Airy and Anne made me suspicious about fairies (I mean, even moreso than before), and the SCH one is just mad sus. Hell, I'm surprised Feo Ul didn't call them out if you did ShB as a SCH.
Is it wrong I miss ARR days of casting eos and selene signature spell every ogcd before casting heals or dps yourself? I loved having my farie heal 100% of trials while I dpsed, maybe I was a SGE mage 8 years to early.
When a girl walks in she's gonna drop it like a DRK trying to survive a simple pull with the first time SGE. I've seen many reapers tanking the floor lately, which makes me think the loldrg isn't part of the job, it's apart of the armor
I made a post adds phase prog pf for the 83 extreme trial to help a friend learn the other day and we had a reaper who was fresh that I didn’t have the heart to kick, they struggled a lot at first but persevered and improved, unlike the paladin who asked to have them kicked who was fucking up even more.
For sure. It's the confidence it gives them to be careless. The thing is Reapers are crazy tanky for a DPS class, between their heavy armour, Arcane Crest, Arm's Length and excellent reach and rapid AoE attacks to really monopolize on Bloodbath healing. They've got even more reason to be confident they'll survive than even Dragoons (whom TBH have no real defensive utility of their own, relying purely on role skills, and limited reach AoE attacks). Honestly they'd basically be better Dragoons if it wasn't for Dragoon's party DPS buffs, I don't know the exact numbers but my experience makes them seem like they do more DPS too. Except the thing is despite that resilience, they're still just a DPS class, and they still don't have the tank damage reduction traits or skills. So if they eat a tankbuster, they'll likely still die. Mobs will also still overwhelm them once Bloodbath expires. So yes, they'll end up floor tanking a fair bit if they aren't careful.
Yeah the armor is cursed, you see by wearing what is essentially medium armor that allows one to be an off tank it causes one to be more... adventurous with aoes.
I had a run of a lvl90 dungeon, the sage and reaper where so bad but I took my time to explain and even told the healer to just focus healing because as a red mage I'd handle the rezes, I must of rezed the reaper 15 times and the sage about 7 times, we got though it in the end though, most times I've ever wiped in a dungeon. The reaper died on every mechanic at least once
As a DRG main, my choice was less due to edgyness and more due to being one of those PS1 era kids who don't shut the fuck up about old FF games, and half of my favorite characters like Freya from IX, Kain from IV and Cid from VII being dragoons or dragoon-lites. It's also one of the coolest jobs in FF Tactics so there's that. I literally picked the class before I had any idea whatsoever how it worked or looked in FF14
"Dragoons were the Original Edge lords" Well fuck, I can't disagree in the slightest, our armor is a bit spikey.. Oh to hell with it, it isn't spikey ENOUGH-
As a Summoner Main, it is terrifying how correct you are. Only counter point i have is, we don't flex on purpose. When we do, it's without thinking and the words tumble out. After our bought of verbal diarrhea, we then pretend we didn't just open up wide and shove our whole leg down our throat. Don't judge us! *sits down in a field and touches the green blades of "grass"* :3
Got let off easy in the race call-outs, Male Miko never felt so good. Let's see how bad I get dunked on this time........annnnnnd once again my choice of Red Mage makes my life easy. Backflipping my way onto the floor of victory.
Me as a new player being a dragoon main eagerly waiting to pick up reaper as soon as I get it unlocked: *sits there in awkward silence after you have just exposed my whole being*
You are absolutely right about White Mage! At certain point of gameplay I realised that I don't care how much damage my Glare or Dia does. I just spam it whenever I am not casting healing spells and the boss eventually dies (maybe from boredom, dunno). I would not be surprised at all if me spamming Glare for the whole fight turned out to be only 1% of boss health. As long as I am keeping party members above 1 hp - I am a happy player. Would love an ability to take away hp from my party members (would make a fine addition to my Rescue)
As a black mage main, I think you underestimate just how much we like massive unga bunga ranged nukes. I swear, if we could have one single long cast that would do all our dps at once, I'd play it even more than I already do.
So, since we know what jobs Lucy plays and played, we can try and decipher what she is trying to tell us about herself in this video. If you listen closely, you can almost hear her cry for help.
As someone who played blackmage to level 50 and switched to redmage, yes I did do it because it was easy and flashy and fun. Also I play white mage as well simply to see what's going on with healing and my red mage teacher said to.
the best part of this entire video, is that I, as a machinist main, was running The First Circle raid earlier today, while listening to Chopin's Prelude Op. 28 No 15, as well as a few others, whilst playing (mostly) with 1 hand, since most of my rotation is focused on the left side of my keyboard
As WHM main I still am sad about all those DPS babies I had to sacrifice to the blood lily. So....horribly....sad. Oh and also sorry for not being able to keep up with all those tanks, who thought it was a good idea to run away from me while pulling wall to wall without keeping aggro from the rest of the party. I'm sure you had your reasons.
Bard Mains Before endwalker: hey guys we know we aren't the highest dps but we are just glad to be here and help everyone else with whatever we can contribute. After endewalker:♪ "Bard ~ Bard ~ Baby, we are on your team, Buff ~ Buff ~ Baby, bosses melt before our feet, Stack ~ Stack ~ Baby, my burst buff combo is about to explooode. D ~ P ~ S, destruction, precision and speeeeed, I turn mortal men into god killing machines, SAVE ~Your ~Bursts , our melody our battle cry will bring our foes, to their knees A Grand Finale, the greatest the world has ever seen"♪
This reminded me of Daggerfall. In Daggerfall there was possibility to choose job by answering to the different questions. Think about what if you could not choose your FFXIV job, but first you needed to do psychological test just to choose your class :-)
As a GNB main I feel extremely called out except for red bull, I just use soda because if I switched to energy drinks my body would have more localized explosions and overheating in it than my impractical choice of weapon. P.S. FF8 stans and smooth brain gunblade enjoyers are the same people. I can prove this because I am one.
Funny enough, as a GNB main, one of my first experiences with a 90 post MSQ dungeon involved me dragging my face against a door in the first section enough until I actually ended up clipping through it to the other side. Game is funny.
Hahahaha Awesome Video, scathing, yet beautifully poetic, also not sure why i'm just discovering you now, i folllow what some might think is a lot of Vtubers and today was the first time you've shown up in my feed. After this video you have a new fan.
As a DRK main that was irked by the lack of self healing in EW but otherwise still thoroughly enjoys the Job because of the frantic amount of weaving it often requires, I'm beginning to suspect I may be a unicorn or something. I also play GNB, though, and I cannot deny that my brain likes pushing buttons, seeing explosions, and pulling wall to wall.
That moment when I was just at a convention and bought only two things from artist's alley: a PLD job charm and a Y'shtola charm. Goddamn, ya got me. And while I don't have everything maxed yet, I've got a roadmap to getting it all maxed....
Dear Demon Lady, I've been a DRG main since ARR launched (Elezen too), most likely having stuck with the class maybe a bit similarly to your reasons you gave MNK mains. (With there now being more personally appealing gameplay options on other Jobs) Or perhaps it was Heavensward's story making me feel like I've developed a "bro" kinship with Estinien, Aymeric, and dear Haurchefant that wanted me to keep the "legacy" going I started for myself. That said however, I won't deny these "accusations". Nope. I've seen it all. Lived it all. And while the initial stigmas from FFXI's Dragoon have slowly faded away, and long past are the days of low magic resistance on trials that use nothing but magic attacks, Dragoons do still be Dragoons. Though it's worth noting, that there are a spare few of us that have slowly "embraced" the meme, rather than fight against it. After all, having low expectations set upon you by default means you can shockingly impress your peers by actually doing your job. The only way to go is up, and that's where we keep Jumping. But in short and above all, the floor isn't going to tank itself, and I got Vtubers to Alt+Tab too.
Sage doesn't even think of other healers. I'm in your extremes, sniping you with my hitscan zoe pneuma. Mostly because I thought we queued without a second healer due to how I'm on top of the Dancer. ...on the dps meter, which I know needs clarification due to it being a Lucy video.
How to play MCH: 1. Activate Reassemble. 2. Use Drill. 3. Use quite literally everything until you can repeat step 1-2. 4. Repeat. There's nothing else to it. Just smash buttons and you somehow deal more damage to a raid boss your first time through than the top tier BiS melee DPS who just dropped an LB3.
I love MCH, it's my go-to for blind progression and frantic/fast paced content. Rotation can be done in a coma and requires 0 brain process. Which leaves brain concentration for the things that matter: mechanics, movement, and processing tells.
later on in the expansion when everyone (and their mothers) have already learned the fights/tells, they will out dps your MCH - in which point there is no reason to play the braindead 1 2 3 class. Hopefully you will also have learned the fights tells so you can switch to BLM and show them who's boss
Lucy, have loved every video you have put out to date. This is the one channel I have to stop playing, or doing anything else to just to listen to, your comments, barbs, double entendres, and quick witted comments come so fast that I have to concentrate just to catch them all (of course I could just be dense and dull witted). Thank you. Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday's, be safe out there Miss Lucy.
"When bullet go in blade it make brain go happy" is, in fact, not the reason I started maining GNB but it sure did help. Was a monk main until no one wanted to tank so I made a swap that gives me similar serotonin to mnk and dnc. Punch make brain happy, glowy button make brain go happy, and blade go brrr make brain go happy. I am a simple person.
I knew this gonna be good as soon as I heared the well known Merry Chrysler and Happy Crimenth. I came here because you were in chair's video, I stayed for the humor. I simply love it. Every time you upload a new video, you make this popoto very happy.
As a former Summoner Main, that first type is scarily accurate to me before I switched to Gunbreaker for Endwalker cause I had no clue how to do the new Summoner rotation just yet.
I have been getting into summoner again, I'm getting used to the fact that I have to be constantly on my guard for reviving the healers now lol, Endwalker content has been seriously messing up the healers I get paired up with. (To be fair, I'm sure it's just because it's their first times going through the content)
Honestly as a bard I'm just happy that I learned to love my voice and music enough to get my own buffs! And I *am* completely unhinged thank you for noticing~
DRK feels like it's low key getting scholar syndrome, where it has a bit of weirdness in gameplay and everyone thinks it getting nothing and crying for it to get buffed, but it's low key topping the meta.
@@EnryanTheHero @Ed1749 I got into FFXIV four days ago and have now reached lvl 50. I really wanted to become a DRK when I first got the game, but I saw loads of vids and comments about them being shitty and such, but these comments have rekindled my hope. Imma commit
@@thegeko5476 heck yeah brother! Also, since this video there's also been updates to DRK that fixed up a lot of the complaints people had about the class, all while retaining it's top dog status for dps amongst tanks. Also, welcome to the game!
Im genuinely impressed with how accurately your descriptions of my mains were. ESPECIALLY with dancer having the most brain dead rotation and still fucking it up somehow.
AST is my main healer and I'm glad someone acknowledged that it's so much more difficult to play this job on controller. I'm playing on a controller during my winter break and I miss my keyboard and mouse so much. Giving out cards is hell
I only play in controller, and AST after 70 actually forced me to rethink my entire paradigm. I moved all my skills around and forced myself to adopt an ergonomically optimal layout.
As a dragoon main only most of that actually applied. The parts about the small circle of friends and the emotional vulnerability (which I realize is ironic given my name) and that anyone to catch me cry does in fact disappear 🙂
Likewise. Also, why stop at crafters and gatherers? Yes I know about your positionals melee DPS. I've levelled them ALL. I don't care. I don't trust the Healer but I don't want to be forced to cast Clemency. Not going to eat that AoE. Use True North.
@@KotCR I've maxed out two other tanks and DPSes as well, at least as far as 80 before Endwalker released. Currently working on conjurer and astrologian as I don't have a high level healer yet, aside from scholar which I am terrible at ( ._.)
@@jackalsy Yeah, maybe it's just something us Paladin mains do. We can better understand everyone then, see? ^_^ I too got everything to 80 just before Endwalker released, currently playing catch-up to 90 on everything.
@@zephyrias Do your daily trade-ins at your Grand Company. Buy the items in the marketboard if you are struggling to craft them. If you have limited funds and resources, prioritise items that have a bonus reward (a star next to it in the trade-in screen), and always hand-in high quality versions of the item if such a thing exists for that item. It is low effort and it'll level up the jobs fast over a couple weeks, while you can focus instead on doing whatever else you want to do in-game.
As a Green Roe Warrior main I must say I feel incredibly seen, and obscenely called out haha. I love my teammates, you are all valid and appreciated (especially you Scholars, love you boo), but Zodiark damn it if they go down in a boss fight I'm gonna solo it because the dopamine and adrenaline rush it gives me makes my night shift at the warehouse almost worth it.
As a mch main, the best thing about the class is that you use a gun to solve all your problems. If there is local bandits attacking or even a god level primal the novelty of using a gun against it never gets old.
I watched this because I want to pick a class before I start the game for the first time. My picks before this were Summoner, Machinist, and Astrologian and this video did NOTHING to help me choose between the three but it did make me even more hyped to play.
As an AST main I have 2 main targets for cards in a full party, they get a majority of the cards, if someone else get a card it was a misclick or my main target just got a card. I also play simpler jobs to let my brain smooth out.
I just live your voice and the energy, just makes me smile every time. Merry Christmas. Also as a white mage main. You are not wrong about us not really caring about other jobs doing more healing than us. I just like the braindead rotation, nice and chill in dungeons.
I actually did switch from DRK to RPR for Endwalker. I saw that TBN is unchanged, which sucks since all the other tanks got great self sustain buttons and/or buffs, and Living Dead is still garbage compared to the other tank invulns, which just further justified my switch for me. DRK is probably just gonna stay at 80 while I get PLD and WAR to 90.
I actually played through Endwalker on my DRK, and then immediately levelled my PLD for the static I got invited to, and holy shit the culture shock of playing a tank with good self-sustain, a rotation that makes sense, and a usable invuln actually broke my brain for a bit
I also changed from Drk to Rpr in terms of maining, but i got Dark Knight to 90 and finishing msq because i have to the class, being my favorite since free trial, and i dont really vibe the gameplay of the other classes for some reason...the only thing keeping me to play with drk is it being considered the 2nd to highest dps in tanks, so at least im doing damage as long as my other tank pal is competent and can live fine as mt-
You know as a Machinist I figured we'd be pegged as cinefiles who want go on adventures and be like James Bond, Indiana Jones, Han Solo, Jack Sparrow, and many other dashing rogues in films.
As a crafter main I find myself satisfyingly superior to my DoM and DoW eorzeans. I bend ascians over my woodworking bench all day long, dispatching them with ease. You know that feeling you get standing in a group of crafters madly dropping their aetheric loads onto mats and tools...it's called FOMO(^100). I demand demonic judgement on DoH.
WHM here - i just love to decorate everything with flowers, having fun, doing primals until my hands are bleeding so hard, that my blood-lilly becomes instant rdy. :D But yeah, i LOVE Tanks that know how to pull the entire world at once - with this - they become my world - at least for this dungeon. And hey, having a bromance between Tank and Heal....its the best gift you can get.
Sitting here as a PLD main who leveles everything to max including crafters/gatherers and blue mage, Mentor status and choosing y'shtola in a certain part of the game... (And I even upload my clips to TH-cam) Yes Lucy you are calling out this human 👏 🤣
“Doing the nay nay on top of a police car while setting fire to the local Dunkin Donuts” … As a Dunkin employee all I can say is thank you for the spit take and laughs. I needed that. XD
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aw yeah i love having extremely bad opinions and sharing them with strangers on the internet :( but like, to keep my savage demon street cred, i will pretend to be ambivalent towards ur personal health. thank u very much
Merry Chr*stmas as well!
Merry Chrysler you devil
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Quality work as always, miss pyre.
Murika boobmas to u2.
Just by hating on us Blue Mages you've already acknowledged our existence. I feel.....satisfied.
NO
i feel sad for those who never get the satisfaction of doing ah savage raid on a blue mage xD
@@LucyPyre Don't deny it Lucy. Blue Mage is BEST Mage!
What’s a blue mage again?
@@911eVoX That mage that kills itself to take down raid bosses in seconds.
As a WAR main (the goofball type) I assure you that anybody who is toxic/trying to show off as WAR is actually compensating for the fact that we only get 2 braincells each, one of which is devoted entirely to "haha fell cleave go brrr"
Rip and tear till it is done
And the other is "haha blue heals go brrr"
Me Warrior me pull good
I laughed harder at this then i should have-
Admittedly, I'm more used to dealing with toxic PLDs than WARs. Granted, the couple or so toxic Ungabungas I've met have definitely been nasty pieces of work, but I'm more inclined to expect the Pallies giving me a hard time.
RPR: Dark and edgy on the outside. On the inside: "My perfect glam is a silly farmer and I will murder anything to attain it."
I have already seen the RPR in full Botanist gear
Bloodborne Gehrman cosplayer, the class
limsa vendor:Its like 20 gil dude just buy the gatherer gear and let me see the next customer
I need a moogle scythe and my edgy reaper will be complete. Nothing says edge lord like cosplaying as a delivery moogle
#angryfarmergang
"And thus began your story of trying to impress all the adults in your life and live up to the impossibly high standards you set for yourself"
Look, I came here to have my job exposed, not my childhood and stunted adult behavior
T.T it hurts 'cuz it's true
As a DNC main I am upset at how accurate that was.
Also Paladins aren't moral crusaders in this game, they're just the personal guards of the Sultana, so it's the perfect job for simps.
......wait, I just realized that Lucy being a Dancer main implies the she *is or has been an ERPer.*
greetings fellow dancer main :D
Whatever told you she wasn’t E-Fucking away?
Unless you're a Free Paladin, which is basically a knight errant... who is free to simp for someone else.
Am I the only dancer who hasn't partaken in ERP?
@@katrinascarlet5637 I have ERPed but not in FFXIV (or any game) if that makes a difference.
Lucy at MCH mains: "What is it that you're hiding? What secrets do you hold?"
My MCH main brain: hehehe big boom boom go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I second this.
Us machinists’ brains can be explained in four words: “Beep boop. Bang bang.”
I third this, my main being machinist xD Basically just "Pew pew motherfucker!"
i just want to build my queen
Me: I like wobots.
As a mch main, my secret is that my three brain cells just go "drill go brr" to each other. The faster the brain cells transmit that message, the higher the damage go.
@Treesuschrist
Smooth Brains: Nooo, you can't just reassemble, and drill all the time! That's not an optimal dps rotation!
We Intellectuals: Haha drill go brrrrr
Drill go brrrrrr!
Hee hoo 2 stacks of reassemble means sky anchor AND drill (or just holding it to use every sky anchor) big dmg
@@ducksama8558 Smooth Brain: but Drill is on cool down!
Intellectual: Air Anchor go brrrrr
The secret to optimal MCH DPS: lmao I'm just pushing buttons.
As a mch main, here's my secret: I'm actually not that good at juggling job mechanics, positionals, and complex rotations on anything except a training dummy, and the RNG aspects of Red Mage, Dancer, and Bard would add a wrinkle on my otherwise flawlessly smooth brain. I pretend I'm doing something by having burst windows that require me to press buttons every half a second and every once in a while I'll use Tactician and pat myself on the back for being a genius for mitigating that raidwide that everyone was going to survive anyways.
As a fellow MCH.....true.
Good lord I think you might be my MCH spirit animal. Especially about Tactician .>
I have found my people.
This has so much truth. I use Tactician to show I care, it's like a good luck hug when we're all stacking up.
Look I came here to be attacked in the video not the comments.
....but true
"Caffeine will not make you happy." Look, if I consume enough caffeine I'll simulate happiness with manic, jet-fueled anxiety. Never felt more called out as a GNB though.
I've played through every single expansion as a monk. You can keep you swords, machines, and spells. I'm not stopping til everyone's felt the loving embrace of my fist on their face.
Soli fucking darity man
amen!!
Hail to the fist
Same
Hoorah fellow monk ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
Crafters and Gatherers are easily the most sick players in the whole game. They control the market board and I have never felt so burned by a group of humans. Fear them, for they demand respect from everybody.
I regularly... REGULARLY buy the entire inventory of an MB item if I feel the price it too low. And I'll hold onto the inventory slowly selling it. Most of the time I don't make a profit
... But it's ok because I'm making a ton of Gil selling the Thanvarian Onions I grow.
@@avaviel I've watched people come into a market that was perfectly okay and crash it by 80% because they can. When they control the power of gil - they control all of us as well.
I mostly sell dyes myself so its less chaotic...Metal markets are true pain.
@@Kloqdq heh.
@@Kloqdq I'm that omnicrafter that makes everything everyone else are too lazy to make... aka levecrafts! New expansions is always an easy 10mil per day.
@@TheRedAzuki I have done it myself as well. Sometimes you just got to get your hands dirty for the cold hard gil.
As a WHM main, never have I ever been so offended by something I 100% agree with.
I'm glad I didn't have to say it first...
Pretty much, yeah. 😁 (Also WHM main.)
white mage mains unite for the chill healers. and/or lily enthusiasts.
Speaking of lily enthusiasts, my approach for Asphodelos 1 Savage is to dump three lilies during the three AoEs Erichthonios throws out as the run-up to his hard enrage, and then smash the blood lily and Assize to help finish him off.
tbh. I would love a heal that did negative healing, couse that would feed my craving of feeding the blood lilly
“So here’s the thing...” “crunch munch” “once you get used to the splinters....” “gulp” “it’s not that bad”
You merely adopted the monk class. I was born in it, moulded by it. I did not equip my monk stone until I finished ARR.
Fun fact: I went through ARR without realizing that I could equip my stone to become a monk. I skipped through cutscenes and ran through dungeons using my Pug skills.. I was new to the game.
Not. One. Soul. Told. Me.
SO, when ARR was current content, it was back when you had to have TWO classes to get a job. You needed your pugilist to 30, and a lancer to 15. OF course, somewhere in my mind I figured 'well, I should MAX OUT my pugilist before I worry about taking up another class.' While leveling, I did get a few eyerolls and 'ugh, pugilist?' comments, but no one had actually explained what I was doing wrong until Castrum. So Praetorium was my only base ARR content done as a Monk.
This was me but for dragoon
@@pinkpugilist that sounds amazing, why did they abandon multiple classes melding into jobs? That sounds amazing like it makes it feel more worth the effort leveling everything if they affect eachother to me.
@@RaidenKaiser Some things work better in theory than practice. It wasn't a well explained system, leading to people like me not catching on and playing a large majority of content without a class. And for people who were aware and working through story, it creates a sudden halt as you go to level up another class. And it's not as though the other class really ADDED anything, monk was still mostly a pugilist+
@@pinkpugilist sounds like wasted potential tho if they explained it better
DRK stereotype: "Nothing matters so I'm gonna hit everything with a sword"
My depressed/anxious/ADHD ass as a DRK: "EVERYTHING MATTERS TOO MUCH AND I AM IN PAIN, MEET MY BEST/ONLY FRIEND, GIANT HEAP OF RAW IRON (rest in peace Miura...)"
"When bullet go in blade it make brain turn happy!" Thank you for understanding the true nature of the GNB main
I'm wasted half the time I play, and I can confirm that this is my thought process.
I mean GNB withour caffeine ? Its just a Paladin with a bigger sword.
And its not RedBull... Its MONSTER...
@@AustralianGrizzly Yeah, for me it's REIGN!!! 300mg of caffeine! I'm not missing ANY buttons.
I propose an alternative: At least 5 of us gunbreaker mains overlap with the 5 of us that are still heavily invested in the Devil May Cry franchise. Which, I get it, is still basically the same as "when bullet go in blade it make brain turn happy" but I want to at least pretend a deeper thought went into my decision to make that my main tank.
Me, a PLD Main:
- A simp for my wife (in game and out)
- Everything at max level including crafting, gathering, and blue mage
- Formerly a TH-cam content creator for Fire Emblem including detailed guides
Ok listen, I didn't expect an absolute Mustadio sniper shot at me.
OH HEY
I didn't expect to see you here
I used to watch your stuff :)
What's wrong with using Clemency on large pulls if healer is struggling?
-Mustadio
OH HEY! An excuse for me, a machinist (or engineer in the old translation of FFT) to insert myself into the conversation!
Us Monks did not make lemonade.
To paraphrase Amazing World of Gumball:
We squeezed those lemon back into life's eyes.
Red Mage is easy, and we are very aware and know we picked easy mode. We're just here to get that dopamine activation from verraising the healer and want to have a good time. Also we are fly as verfuck, I've never met a Red Mage main that hasn't had the desire to look stylish at all times.
RDM is easy, which makes it all the more painful when you see someone hardcasting Veraero or Verthunder as part of their regular rotation.
Which happens a disturbing amount of the time.
Lets also be honest, every last one of us has wiped a raid with verblind at least once on purpose.
I discovered you had to be at level to equip equipment even after converting that equipment to a glam. By buying an entire outfit off the market board with a level difference of almost 30 (currently lvl 53 but bought lvl 80 stuff). So yes, red mage main wants to look good. Too much so.
hi, ps4 astro main here, i'm the guy that misses the old expansion when all of the cards did something different. when tp exsisted. recharge tp? crit up? mp recover? def/resist up? attack faster? 10+% more damage? back then i had to play every class to learn what each one needed the most. crit up goes to bard, def/res go to tanks, mp goes to me/blk, speed goes to sam, tp goes to who ever the hell actually ran out of tp, and dam went to who ever needed it as i saved for when someone reached the peak of their dps rotation, i had to pay attention to all of that. forever unappreciated but i felt like a god. yet for some reason when i grinded the other healers they felt behind, thats when i get all the coms and tanks going 'jfc your carring the team' and i'm just gob smacked about it all. either way now i just play tanks/healers to fill who ever needs my aid the most. also pleasure to meet you if you actually some how read this paragraph under the list of spam, your sense of humor is top noch and you earned a sub from me. sorry for the english i'm just to tired to care atm, sorry
Stormblood AST was the GOAT. It's what made me an AST main and I loved raiding and progging on AST and anyone who knew just how much more utility AST had than WHM adored them. Then the dark days of Shadowbringers came and made me loath the class a bit and absolutely hate the balancing team. Swapped to GNB and DRG now but from time to time my heart goes out to my original main and I'll play some AST and reminisce on what once was when AST was the frantic utility god.
@@matrinezkevin11492 poor one out to the fellow ast main who's class was butchered
I don't know if I should be depressed, excited, or worried that I was literally running a dungeon on the Gunbreaker and drinking a red bull while I watched this.
I'd say a mixture of all three sounds good XD
Just came from the Exposing your FFXIV Characters video, and as someone that mains a fem Au Ra DNC, I was entirely unprepared to have the daddy issues card drawn on me twice in less than an hour.
I am a Samurai main. Yes, I work in IT. Lucy is clairvoyant. It’s actually frightening. Please don’t hurt us.
When she said this my friend and I who both work at the same company just fuckin died as we’re both samurai mains… she’s uncovered the secret sauce to a samurai’s genetic code.
Yea hearing that made me feel so attacked lol I'm indeed scared.
I work in IT but I hate SAM. More of a BLM guy
The fact that the three-year-old was bullying my class shouldn’t bother me, but the fact that she’s completely right about it bugs me
"struggling to play what is essentially a DPS babysitter role sounds annoying" is entirely why I main WHM lmao
1 button rotation lets go
You think you’re in charge here ‘tank’? I’ll play limbo with your HP bar, I’ll pull every group before you and stun them with holy until they are dead, I’ll rescue you to me when you’re not fast enough and if you throw a hissy fit, I’ll just tank myself. And your blood is nothing more than nourishment for the blood lily.
Yes I am at least 2 years too late, but YT just recommended this to me.
Femroe White mage: "Are you really a true healer if you can't literally carry the team out of harms way?"
Sages are Scholars who escaped Eos's/Selene's abusive embrace. We escaped those whispered lies that we could never manage without her and that we would relapse immediately once the Energy Drain withdrawal kicks in.
But that forsaken fairy was wrong.
Now we are free.
TIL that the SCH faeries are pro-Brexit.
I've always said that Airy and Anne made me suspicious about fairies (I mean, even moreso than before), and the SCH one is just mad sus.
Hell, I'm surprised Feo Ul didn't call them out if you did ShB as a SCH.
Is it wrong I miss ARR days of casting eos and selene signature spell every ogcd before casting heals or dps yourself? I loved having my farie heal 100% of trials while I dpsed, maybe I was a SGE mage 8 years to early.
When a girl walks in she's gonna drop it like a DRK trying to survive a simple pull with the first time SGE.
I've seen many reapers tanking the floor lately, which makes me think the loldrg isn't part of the job, it's apart of the armor
I made a post adds phase prog pf for the 83 extreme trial to help a friend learn the other day and we had a reaper who was fresh that I didn’t have the heart to kick, they struggled a lot at first but persevered and improved, unlike the paladin who asked to have them kicked who was fucking up even more.
For sure. It's the confidence it gives them to be careless.
The thing is Reapers are crazy tanky for a DPS class, between their heavy armour, Arcane Crest, Arm's Length and excellent reach and rapid AoE attacks to really monopolize on Bloodbath healing. They've got even more reason to be confident they'll survive than even Dragoons (whom TBH have no real defensive utility of their own, relying purely on role skills, and limited reach AoE attacks). Honestly they'd basically be better Dragoons if it wasn't for Dragoon's party DPS buffs, I don't know the exact numbers but my experience makes them seem like they do more DPS too.
Except the thing is despite that resilience, they're still just a DPS class, and they still don't have the tank damage reduction traits or skills. So if they eat a tankbuster, they'll likely still die. Mobs will also still overwhelm them once Bloodbath expires. So yes, they'll end up floor tanking a fair bit if they aren't careful.
Yeah the armor is cursed, you see by wearing what is essentially medium armor that allows one to be an off tank it causes one to be more... adventurous with aoes.
@@KotCR except reaper has better raid utility then drg. From a dps buff to a 30cd party hot. Drg got put on the back burner
I had a run of a lvl90 dungeon, the sage and reaper where so bad but I took my time to explain and even told the healer to just focus healing because as a red mage I'd handle the rezes, I must of rezed the reaper 15 times and the sage about 7 times, we got though it in the end though, most times I've ever wiped in a dungeon. The reaper died on every mechanic at least once
I main Sage simply because my shields can protect me for interacting with other people
As a DRG main, my choice was less due to edgyness and more due to being one of those PS1 era kids who don't shut the fuck up about old FF games, and half of my favorite characters like Freya from IX, Kain from IV and Cid from VII being dragoons or dragoon-lites. It's also one of the coolest jobs in FF Tactics so there's that. I literally picked the class before I had any idea whatsoever how it worked or looked in FF14
The 2 types of Warriors are the people who have dealt with their anger issues and ones who have not. And yes, every war has anger issues.
As a WAR main I agree
yep
I'm not a murderhobo, I just really really like how Inner Chaos and Fell Cleave feel, I promise...
At last, someone that understands.
Yep.. funny that that's even what our job quests are about
As a dark knight, I'm now being attacked both in and out of the game. 10/10 video as always Lucy
"Dragoons were the Original Edge lords"
Well fuck, I can't disagree in the slightest, our armor is a bit spikey.. Oh to hell with it, it isn't spikey ENOUGH-
Your line, “please go to sleep you chronically tired little walnut” brings me such joy. Liked, commented and subscribed. 😆
As a Summoner Main, it is terrifying how correct you are. Only counter point i have is, we don't flex on purpose. When we do, it's without thinking and the words tumble out. After our bought of verbal diarrhea, we then pretend we didn't just open up wide and shove our whole leg down our throat. Don't judge us! *sits down in a field and touches the green blades of "grass"* :3
"Why do all of you also play White Mage" Holy fuck i've never felt more called out, you get a like for fueling my growing humiliation kink demon lady.
as a red mage who also plays white mage... how does she know!
Got let off easy in the race call-outs, Male Miko never felt so good. Let's see how bad I get dunked on this time........annnnnnd once again my choice of Red Mage makes my life easy. Backflipping my way onto the floor of victory.
That "why do you all play WHM?" on RDM hit deep as a WHM main who alts RDM as his caster.
SAME!
Me as a new player being a dragoon main eagerly waiting to pick up reaper as soon as I get it unlocked: *sits there in awkward silence after you have just exposed my whole being*
You are absolutely right about White Mage!
At certain point of gameplay I realised that I don't care how much damage my Glare or Dia does. I just spam it whenever I am not casting healing spells and the boss eventually dies (maybe from boredom, dunno).
I would not be surprised at all if me spamming Glare for the whole fight turned out to be only 1% of boss health.
As long as I am keeping party members above 1 hp - I am a happy player.
Would love an ability to take away hp from my party members (would make a fine addition to my Rescue)
Just remember, to stunt on em with holy after you "rescue" them!
As a newbie AST, weaving cards into my one button rotation makes me feel a lot more badass than it rightly should. And yes I'm on controller
Mad lad. I'm almost overwhelmed at 90 on keyboard.
Controller is most superior, keep goin lad~
Lucy: Machnists, what is going on your heads?
My one brain cell: haha reassemble drill go brrrrrrrrrr
Reassamble Drill makes my Brain release the happy chemicals
@Treesuschrist it's because we all share the same brain cell.
The ultimate plot twist - trick attack BECAME a personal dps buff.
Never known about this channel until now, so glad I found it
I hope "certain" big channels can react to your videos so you get more recognition!
As a black mage main, I think you underestimate just how much we like massive unga bunga ranged nukes. I swear, if we could have one single long cast that would do all our dps at once, I'd play it even more than I already do.
So, since we know what jobs Lucy plays and played, we can try and decipher what she is trying to tell us about herself in this video.
If you listen closely, you can almost hear her cry for help.
The only thing I could decipher was an avatar of cringe which also happens to be our overlord
As someone who played blackmage to level 50 and switched to redmage, yes I did do it because it was easy and flashy and fun. Also I play white mage as well simply to see what's going on with healing and my red mage teacher said to.
Literally chugging a monster while she went through Gunbreaker and I nearly spit it out. I feel so seen... and so called out.
the best part of this entire video, is that I, as a machinist main, was running The First Circle raid earlier today, while listening to Chopin's Prelude Op. 28 No 15, as well as a few others, whilst playing (mostly) with 1 hand, since most of my rotation is focused on the left side of my keyboard
As WHM main I still am sad about all those DPS babies I had to sacrifice to the blood lily. So....horribly....sad. Oh and also sorry for not being able to keep up with all those tanks, who thought it was a good idea to run away from me while pulling wall to wall without keeping aggro from the rest of the party. I'm sure you had your reasons.
lol probably new folks used to WoW's way of tanking?
@@insanecrazyman7637 Eh, those kinds of tanks have always been around.
I feel that tank bit in my soul
Depends if you cast regen on us or not, if yes its your own fault, if no then we just suck :p
@@QwertyBoredom122 Yeah I learned THAT lesson the hard way.
Bard Mains Before endwalker: hey guys we know we aren't the highest dps but we are just glad to be here and help everyone else with whatever we can contribute.
After endewalker:♪ "Bard ~ Bard ~ Baby, we are on your team,
Buff ~ Buff ~ Baby, bosses melt before our feet,
Stack ~ Stack ~ Baby, my burst buff combo is about to explooode.
D ~ P ~ S, destruction, precision and speeeeed, I turn mortal men into god killing machines,
SAVE ~Your ~Bursts , our melody our battle cry will bring our foes, to their knees
A Grand Finale, the greatest the world has ever seen"♪
Just patiently waiting for Lucy to recognize us Black Mages for the superior casters we are.
Or be wrong.
Either way, it's arson time, baby.
As expected, we stay winning. In life, in game, everywhere
@@BS-se4yg Lucy is a wise cringe demon.
This reminded me of Daggerfall. In Daggerfall there was possibility to choose job by answering to the different questions. Think about what if you could not choose your FFXIV job, but first you needed to do psychological test just to choose your class :-)
Absolutely nailed every class! Lucy you are fantastic.
As a GNB main I feel extremely called out except for red bull, I just use soda because if I switched to energy drinks my body would have more localized explosions and overheating in it than my impractical choice of weapon.
P.S. FF8 stans and smooth brain gunblade enjoyers are the same people. I can prove this because I am one.
Smooth Brain Gunblades, sound off!
@@TrioSonata instructions unclear, casted Superbolide
@@ikbeckly385 someone's gotta
@@TrioSonata it's simple
We no think, only _feel_
Feel what? Feel aggressive
Hypervelocity gives me LIFE! *chucks 3 bullets into sword to BLAM BLAM BLAM* The hit of dopamine when I hear that skill sound going off
As a person that didn't level an alt job till he hit cap on WHM during ShB, the WHM summary is pretty accurate.
Funny enough, as a GNB main, one of my first experiences with a 90 post MSQ dungeon involved me dragging my face against a door in the first section enough until I actually ended up clipping through it to the other side.
Game is funny.
Lucy: [attempts to cringe us into leaving]
Me, a MNK main: "Try me; I'm gullable." 😏 :3
Hahahaha Awesome Video, scathing, yet beautifully poetic, also not sure why i'm just discovering you now, i folllow what some might think is a lot of Vtubers and today was the first time you've shown up in my feed. After this video you have a new fan.
As a DRK main that was irked by the lack of self healing in EW but otherwise still thoroughly enjoys the Job because of the frantic amount of weaving it often requires, I'm beginning to suspect I may be a unicorn or something.
I also play GNB, though, and I cannot deny that my brain likes pushing buttons, seeing explosions, and pulling wall to wall.
As a gnb main, I sympathize
That moment when I was just at a convention and bought only two things from artist's alley: a PLD job charm and a Y'shtola charm. Goddamn, ya got me. And while I don't have everything maxed yet, I've got a roadmap to getting it all maxed....
Damn, Lucy didn't even pinpoint the true reaper mains. Dark knights throwing a tantrum until daddy yoshi p 'fixes' our job
Unironically true. RPR's Enshroud gives me the old DRK's gameplay feels, with DA and short GCDs.
Dear Demon Lady,
I've been a DRG main since ARR launched (Elezen too), most likely having stuck with the class maybe a bit similarly to your reasons you gave MNK mains. (With there now being more personally appealing gameplay options on other Jobs) Or perhaps it was Heavensward's story making me feel like I've developed a "bro" kinship with Estinien, Aymeric, and dear Haurchefant that wanted me to keep the "legacy" going I started for myself.
That said however, I won't deny these "accusations". Nope. I've seen it all. Lived it all.
And while the initial stigmas from FFXI's Dragoon have slowly faded away, and long past are the days of low magic resistance on trials that use nothing but magic attacks, Dragoons do still be Dragoons.
Though it's worth noting, that there are a spare few of us that have slowly "embraced" the meme, rather than fight against it. After all, having low expectations set upon you by default means you can shockingly impress your peers by actually doing your job. The only way to go is up, and that's where we keep Jumping.
But in short and above all, the floor isn't going to tank itself, and I got Vtubers to Alt+Tab too.
Sage doesn't even think of other healers. I'm in your extremes, sniping you with my hitscan zoe pneuma. Mostly because I thought we queued without a second healer due to how I'm on top of the Dancer.
...on the dps meter, which I know needs clarification due to it being a Lucy video.
TBF...Sage prolly IS on top of the Dancer.
As a SMN main, I just want my damn third aetherflow stack to come back. He's gone out to buy milk two years ago and I miss him very much.
"Never get visited by chubby white guys with beards"
Lucy I'm right here! I've been subbed for weeks! Notice me!
How to play MCH:
1. Activate Reassemble.
2. Use Drill.
3. Use quite literally everything until you can repeat step 1-2.
4. Repeat.
There's nothing else to it. Just smash buttons and you somehow deal more damage to a raid boss your first time through than the top tier BiS melee DPS who just dropped an LB3.
I love MCH, it's my go-to for blind progression and frantic/fast paced content. Rotation can be done in a coma and requires 0 brain process. Which leaves brain concentration for the things that matter: mechanics, movement, and processing tells.
later on in the expansion when everyone (and their mothers) have already learned the fights/tells, they will out dps your MCH - in which point there is no reason to play the braindead 1 2 3 class. Hopefully you will also have learned the fights tells so you can switch to BLM and show them who's boss
What goes on in a machinists mind? It's simple. "MORE DAKKA!!!"
I see how all these future videos will go... me spending most of my time just hypnotised by the bunboi.
Lucy, have loved every video you have put out to date. This is the one channel I have to stop playing, or doing anything else to just to listen to, your comments, barbs, double entendres, and quick witted comments come so fast that I have to concentrate just to catch them all (of course I could just be dense and dull witted). Thank you. Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday's, be safe out there Miss Lucy.
"When bullet go in blade it make brain go happy" is, in fact, not the reason I started maining GNB but it sure did help. Was a monk main until no one wanted to tank so I made a swap that gives me similar serotonin to mnk and dnc. Punch make brain happy, glowy button make brain go happy, and blade go brrr make brain go happy. I am a simple person.
I knew this gonna be good as soon as I heared the well known Merry Chrysler and Happy Crimenth.
I came here because you were in chair's video, I stayed for the humor. I simply love it.
Every time you upload a new video, you make this popoto very happy.
Your delivery is really well executed, always fun!
As a former Summoner Main, that first type is scarily accurate to me before I switched to Gunbreaker for Endwalker cause I had no clue how to do the new Summoner rotation just yet.
Give it a try, it's really simple :D
I have been getting into summoner again, I'm getting used to the fact that I have to be constantly on my guard for reviving the healers now lol, Endwalker content has been seriously messing up the healers I get paired up with. (To be fair, I'm sure it's just because it's their first times going through the content)
Honestly as a bard I'm just happy that I learned to love my voice and music enough to get my own buffs! And I *am* completely unhinged thank you for noticing~
DRK feels like it's low key getting scholar syndrome, where it has a bit of weirdness in gameplay and everyone thinks it getting nothing and crying for it to get buffed, but it's low key topping the meta.
Shhhhh! We need them to keep the memes going. Can't have our hilariously high dps getting noticed and nerfed yet
No one wants a buff, we want a rework because the last time it was remotely fun with a kit identity was HW and SB.
@@EnryanTheHero @Ed1749 I got into FFXIV four days ago and have now reached lvl 50. I really wanted to become a DRK when I first got the game, but I saw loads of vids and comments about them being shitty and such, but these comments have rekindled my hope. Imma commit
@@thegeko5476 heck yeah brother! Also, since this video there's also been updates to DRK that fixed up a lot of the complaints people had about the class, all while retaining it's top dog status for dps amongst tanks. Also, welcome to the game!
I really like your FFXIV content. And, yes I can confirm as a MNK main, I'm very stubborn even though they keep changing my job every 2 patch cycles.
The day I stop playing monk as my main is the day I die. It means the game has won, and I’ll never give in 😂
So long as I get to punch it, I don't care what's thrown in my face. =D
As a warrior/scholar main, I feel so personally attacked right now, even if I 100% agree with you.
"Hello fellow dancers."
"Like Bard you're a role-player, but this time an ecchi role player."
Is Lucy admitting to something here.
Im genuinely impressed with how accurately your descriptions of my mains were. ESPECIALLY with dancer having the most brain dead rotation and still fucking it up somehow.
New SMN has taken up the mantle of the most braindead rotation
The SMN scene with the maid dress was a whole magical girl monent lol. Totally vibed with my main WHM. I was deceased after DRKs
As a warrior main.
I am contractedly obligated to stall out a boss to waste people's time, under the reason of "let's see more mechanics"
:^]
AST is my main healer and I'm glad someone acknowledged that it's so much more difficult to play this job on controller. I'm playing on a controller during my winter break and I miss my keyboard and mouse so much. Giving out cards is hell
I only play in controller, and AST after 70 actually forced me to rethink my entire paradigm. I moved all my skills around and forced myself to adopt an ergonomically optimal layout.
As a dragoon main only most of that actually applied. The parts about the small circle of friends and the emotional vulnerability (which I realize is ironic given my name) and that anyone to catch me cry does in fact disappear 🙂
As a paladin main who's maxed all my crafting and gathering jobs, I feel very called out xD
Great video as always mistress Lucy ♡
Likewise. Also, why stop at crafters and gatherers?
Yes I know about your positionals melee DPS. I've levelled them ALL. I don't care. I don't trust the Healer but I don't want to be forced to cast Clemency. Not going to eat that AoE. Use True North.
@@KotCR I've maxed out two other tanks and DPSes as well, at least as far as 80 before Endwalker released.
Currently working on conjurer and astrologian as I don't have a high level healer yet, aside from scholar which I am terrible at ( ._.)
@@jackalsy Yeah, maybe it's just something us Paladin mains do. We can better understand everyone then, see? ^_^
I too got everything to 80 just before Endwalker released, currently playing catch-up to 90 on everything.
Any tips on levling up gatherers/crafters?
PLD main that hasnt touched any of the other classes aside from the freebie ones on 50 (RDM, SAM, BLU) 🤣
@@zephyrias Do your daily trade-ins at your Grand Company. Buy the items in the marketboard if you are struggling to craft them. If you have limited funds and resources, prioritise items that have a bonus reward (a star next to it in the trade-in screen), and always hand-in high quality versions of the item if such a thing exists for that item. It is low effort and it'll level up the jobs fast over a couple weeks, while you can focus instead on doing whatever else you want to do in-game.
As a Green Roe Warrior main I must say I feel incredibly seen, and obscenely called out haha. I love my teammates, you are all valid and appreciated (especially you Scholars, love you boo), but Zodiark damn it if they go down in a boss fight I'm gonna solo it because the dopamine and adrenaline rush it gives me makes my night shift at the warehouse almost worth it.
Amen brother a fucking men I’ve soloed 3 dungeon bosses cause they wiped my party out and convinced at least 9 players worship war tank supremacy
As a mch main, the best thing about the class is that you use a gun to solve all your problems. If there is local bandits attacking or even a god level primal the novelty of using a gun against it never gets old.
also a drill, flame thrower, sludge, chains, saw, crossbow, and big ass robot queen.
Nor the infuriation of looking at your character who has a gun and just scream "SHOT THEM IN THE HEAD THEY DON"T EVEN HAVE A HELMET!"
I watched this because I want to pick a class before I start the game for the first time. My picks before this were Summoner, Machinist, and Astrologian and this video did NOTHING to help me choose between the three but it did make me even more hyped to play.
I want to be a SCH main still, but my raid group needed me to fill tank, so I'm just going to be the FF8 stan I was born to be.
As an AST main I have 2 main targets for cards in a full party, they get a majority of the cards, if someone else get a card it was a misclick or my main target just got a card.
I also play simpler jobs to let my brain smooth out.
I just live your voice and the energy, just makes me smile every time. Merry Christmas.
Also as a white mage main. You are not wrong about us not really caring about other jobs doing more healing than us. I just like the braindead rotation, nice and chill in dungeons.
As a tank main, I love Holy in dungeons.
I'm very confused how anyone is doing more healing than a white mage. Genuinely.
I actually did switch from DRK to RPR for Endwalker. I saw that TBN is unchanged, which sucks since all the other tanks got great self sustain buttons and/or buffs, and Living Dead is still garbage compared to the other tank invulns, which just further justified my switch for me. DRK is probably just gonna stay at 80 while I get PLD and WAR to 90.
I actually played through Endwalker on my DRK, and then immediately levelled my PLD for the static I got invited to, and holy shit the culture shock of playing a tank with good self-sustain, a rotation that makes sense, and a usable invuln actually broke my brain for a bit
I also changed from Drk to Rpr in terms of maining, but i got Dark Knight to 90 and finishing msq because i have to the class, being my favorite since free trial, and i dont really vibe the gameplay of the other classes for some reason...the only thing keeping me to play with drk is it being considered the 2nd to highest dps in tanks, so at least im doing damage as long as my other tank pal is competent and can live fine as mt-
They really do hate DRKs.
You know as a Machinist I figured we'd be pegged as cinefiles who want go on adventures and be like James Bond, Indiana Jones, Han Solo, Jack Sparrow, and many other dashing rogues in films.
I was used as an example of good behavior at school, and I also main scholar.
HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THIS?
As a crafter main I find myself satisfyingly superior to my DoM and DoW eorzeans. I bend ascians over my woodworking bench all day long, dispatching them with ease. You know that feeling you get standing in a group of crafters madly dropping their aetheric loads onto mats and tools...it's called FOMO(^100). I demand demonic judgement on DoH.
OG reapers, gotta respect
WHM here - i just love to decorate everything with flowers, having fun, doing primals until my hands are bleeding so hard, that my blood-lilly becomes instant rdy.
:D But yeah, i LOVE Tanks that know how to pull the entire world at once - with this - they become my world - at least for this dungeon.
And hey, having a bromance between Tank and Heal....its the best gift you can get.
Sitting here as a PLD main who leveles everything to max including crafters/gatherers and blue mage, Mentor status and choosing y'shtola in a certain part of the game...
(And I even upload my clips to TH-cam)
Yes Lucy you are calling out this human 👏 🤣
“Doing the nay nay on top of a police car while setting fire to the local Dunkin Donuts” … As a Dunkin employee all I can say is thank you for the spit take and laughs. I needed that. XD
lmao. I haven't seen many of your videos -- but the ones I _have_ , have cracked me up. I absolutely love your sarcasm and wit. It's genius!